Richard Morgan Fliehr (born February 25, 1949) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring name Ric Flair. Also known as "The Nature Boy", Flair is considered to be one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time with a professional career that spans 40 years. He is currently working for Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA), and is noted for his lengthy and highly decorated tenures with the National Wrestling Alliance (NWA), World Championship Wrestling (WCW), and the World Wrestling Federation/Entertainment (now known as WWE). Flair is officially recognized by WWE, TNA and PWI as a 16-time World Heavyweight Champion (seven-time NWA Champion, seven-time WCW Champion and two-time WWF Champion) although his actual tally of World Championship reigns varies by source—Flair considers himself a 21-time world champion.
In World Championship Wrestling (WCW), he also had two stints as a booker—in 1989–1990 and 1994. Flair also became the first and only man to have won the WWF Championship in a Royal Rumble match, when he accomplished this in the 1992 edition of the event. In 2012, Flair became the first ever double inductee in the WWE Hall of Fame, first inducted in 2008 for his individual career, and for a second time in 2012 as a member of the Four Horsemen. He is also an NWA Hall of Famer (class of 2008). Flair's hair styles and mannerisms are based on those of Buddy Rogers, who previously and famously used the "Nature Boy" gimmick in the 1950s and '60s. Coincidentally, Flair also followed Rogers in becoming the second man to win both the WWF and the NWA World Heavyweight Championships.
The Chaser are an Australian satirical comedian group, known for their television programmes on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation channel. The group take their name from their production of satirical newspaper, a publication known to challenge conventions of taste. The group's motto is "Striving for Mediocrity in a World of Excellence".
The Chaser's earliest foundations were Charles Firth, Dominic Knight, and Chas Licciardello who went to Sydney Grammar School together and produced a small satirical school magazine entitled The Tiger. Later on, Firth and Knight met Craig Reucassel and Julian Morrow at the University of Sydney. Firth, Knight, Reucassel, Morrow, Licciardello, and later Chaser members Chris Taylor and Andrew Hansen all went to the University of Sydney. Firth, Knight, Reucassel and Morrow began writing for the University of Sydney student newspaper entitled Honi Soit. In 1999 the four members began The Chaser and their first newspaper project entitled The Chaser. The Chaser members are:
Plot
Harrison, overworked and underpaid is looking for money for bride price. A 'business' opportunity presents itself when he gets the keys to the Company house. With the CEO away on holiday, he has access to a vacant fully furnished house. He decides to cash in... Easy money doesn't always come cheap.
Are you ready to see the naked truth?
Living Life in the Fast Lane
[first lines]::Oliver Stone: There was no point in my living life elsewhere, so this was the place to start. And if it was intended for me to die, I was quite willing to die, because I had thought of suicide, and written about it, entertained it, and fantasised about it. I wanna see what America really is. I wanna hang out with people with no education, who come from nowhere. I wanna see what they're thinking. I wanna feel what the bottom of the barrel, what reality is like. And I could think of no greater reality than war. I was eager to get to the war, to learn.
Charlie Sheen: When I smoke, I think of Platoon.
John C. McGinley: One night I'm sleepin, and I sleep with my mouth open, and he takes a water bug, which is a huge cockroach. He took two of 'em, and they where copulating, and he put it on my beard. And then that thing crawled into my mouth, and I spit it out, and in what was pretty dim light I could see two water bugs copulating on my lap. I went bananas. " This is a fuckin movie, and there is water bugs in my mouth." "Fuck you, and fuck Oliver." And it started to all come apart. And that's great. Oliver's dick was stiff when he heard stuff like this.
I don’t know the time of day
That you could come to rearrange my everything
It only takes a second with you
To overturn what I’ve been going through
You know all about me
All there is to know about
Even the darkest parts that I hide
I can’t pull the wool over your eyes
You see straight through me, all the way through me
Everything I hide is shown
When you’re around to expose my everything
It only takes a second with you
To overturn what I’ve been going through
Everything is in your hands
Nothing is out of your control
You alone are high and lifted up
You alone
You can go anywhere you want to
Far above any place I’ve been to
Straight up through the atmosphere
Across the boundary lines of space and time
You can rearrange my world
I feel you, I feel you
Breaking through my soul
I want you, I need you to come take control of me
I feel you, I feel you
Breaking through my world
You have stretched just to know my weakness
All your tears you have sown have reached us
Just in time to recreate a life defined by guilt and
shame
You can rearrange my world
You have gone deep below my surface
Brought to life all that was not living
You alone can recreate a life defined by guilt and shame
I’m all messed up and I’m feelin down
Down so low I have bottomed out
In this cavern where my heart is found
Just know I am here when you come around again
You’re my bone my blood in every circumstance
I can’t shake you off you are in my glance
And though I try so hard sometimes against the flow
You know, I am here when you come around again
It’s the difference that makes the earth move
Under our feet
And frustration allows a heart to twist until it breaks
It’s the difference that makes the earth move
Under our feet
And frustration allows a heart to twist until it breaks
You walk around in the wastelands
Turning coal into diamonds
You make things right that were broken
And unsalvageable like me
You make all things new
My heart is the proof
Up above and underground
What is lost will be
Found will be found
I am found in You
I am found it’s all so different now
That I’m found in You
You walk around in the dark lands
Shining light on your children
You make a way through the wilderness
Our twisted ways made straight again
All that’s old will pass away
You alone will stay the same
Oh, your love will remain
I gotta get out of this place I’m in so low, so low
Taking everything to heart is breaking me up I know
I know, I know
I don’t need to know all the things that I know you know
Just the simple fact that you loved me before I was born
Every piece of me that I lose along the way
You pick them up and make me new
You make me new
I gotta get out of this phase I’m in I know,I know
Run out of the gates as fast as I can go, can go
Verse One:
I gotta get out of the way
I gotta get out of the way
Before it all comes down
Before it all comes down
Crumbling down
Crumbling down
Falling down on me
Pre-Chorus:
Don't go crumbling down
Crumbling down
Crumbling down
Falling down on me
Chorus:
Lift me up where angels fly
Raise me up where stars collide
Go bursting into flames
Burst me into flames
I just want to break into You
Tear me down beneath myself
Bring me down where You reside
Will You love me endlessly
WIll You love me endlessly
I just want to fall into You
Verse Two:
I gotta get into Your place
I gotta get into Your ways
Before it all comes down
Before it all comes down
Crumbling down
Crumbling down
Falling down on me
Bridge:
I gotta get past myself
I gotta get past myself
To find out Who You are
I know there's gotta be more
I know there's so much more
I'll take you out to dinner tonight while the moon is
bright
We can blur out all our visitors who don't really give
Us a sign of attention anyways
We can piece together crumbles of napkin to map our
getaway
And ride out on our dinner plates across the
Choctawhatchee Bay
Speak to me in mysteries
Speak to me in all the words I've heard a thousand times
Just speak to me with your voice and I'll follow
Set me as a seal upon Your heart
Take my life it's a spark
It's only You and You alone
That I want to get to know
It's in Your arms I am safe
And I will run and I will bow
Ever only all for Thee
It's in Your arms I am safe
Jealousy as cruel as the grave is cruel
And it's flames are flames of fire
Oh-wah-oh
Oh-wah-oh
Oh-wah-oh-ohh
The sweetest whisper that I know comes to me when I have
a restless heart
Fainter than a passing glance it stops me where I stand
Waiting for just one more look from You
Your love is not like mine
Your love is not like mine
Your love is not like mine
Turn me around
Show me how to love profoundly
I want everything You are
Everything You are
Turn me around
Even when I cannot see
I want everything You are
Everything You are
The deepest longing that I know comes to me when I give
away to You ??
No greater love could You have shown
And who could know the cost to seek and save the lost
And I only wanna see Your Face
And I only wanna see Your Face
You are falling, falling fast away
Broken pieces lost along the way
Lost along the way
Do you really want to stay?
Oh, that’s how it goes
That’s how it goes
To feel lost and all alone
Let it all go, let it all go
Don’t put your trust in all you know
There is hope for those who go astray
Those who seek the truth will find the way
But it feels the same
Do you really want to change?
You gotta walk up to that line
All you need is faith this time
Don't let me drift too far to see.
You, know, that is where I tend to go.
i thought I heard somebody say that you were walking
can you find the time to come and stay awhile.
You can take me anywhere
you want to go anytime
just let me know and I will be waiting for you
(I'll be waiting)
and if I break upon the shore
I will know I need you more
so desperately waiting for you,
you can take me anywhere.
There is nothing that can separate, me from all the
grace that you have shown I know I heard somebody say
that you were walking by.
Can you find the time to come and stay a while.
You can take me anywhere you want to go anytime just
let me know and I will be waiting for you (I'll be
waiting) and if I break upon the shore I will know I
need you more so desperately waiting for you, you can
take me anywhere.
We can talk a while, anything you want to say is fine,
let me into what is on your mind, with every leads you
don't leave me behind, don't leave me.
You can take me anywhere, you want to go anytime just
let me know and I will be waiting for you (I'll be
waiting) and if I break upon the shore I will know I
need you more so desperately waiting for you, you can
I’m in the mood for a breakdown
A slowing down of all the things in my mind
That keep on trying to figure out how to pin you down
In desperate need of a shakedown
A blowing down of all the ways that I try
To talk you into a corner until you look like me
But when I finally see what you see
There’s a symphony
I hear a symphony
Words cannot define
What it means to be
In your symphony
In your symphony
A long awaited let down
A burning through that’s calling me back to you
With a beautiful melody of all you love
It’s welling deep inside of me,
It’s springing out, the song that I’m meant to sing
So teach me the harmony to all you love
Hearts in unison
I’m drawn into your love
Hearts in unison