Bamboo Shark (2011)

Actors

• John Allen (actor)
• Ikenna Amaechi (actor)
• Rob Ambrose (actor)
• Michael Baczor (actor)
• Aaron Badowski (actor)
• Mark Bitner (actor)
• David Boice (actor)
• Robert Boileau (actor)
• David Born (actor)
• Ted Borodaeff (actor)
• Bob Bowersox (actor)
• Garen Boyajian (actor)
• Stewart Brodian (actor)
• Jimmy Carr (actor)
• Gary Alan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.::Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?

Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!

Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?

Howard: That pig smells like old people.

Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.

Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!

Famous quotes by Richard Gere:

"If we do this work now, we may save 10, 15 million lives. It gives you a lot of focus. I mean, how many things in your life can you do that have that kind of impact?"

"I'm totally shocked. I never win anything. And I didn't even want to do this movie!"

"What's the biggest problem here? ... Food, water?"

"People's reaction to opera the first time they hear it is extreme, ... They either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to love it, but it will never become part of their soul."

"To read your own mind is to look at your self and read your soul. Hatred becomes love and that is the path I am working on"

"I'm voting for Gore because the other is unthinkable. Which most of us will probably do. I hope all of us. I've always liked Ralph Nader and would like to see a real third party, but the thought of George Bush as president is unthinkable."

"It'd be different if he was staring somebody down with a loaded gun in his hand. But there doesn't seem to be any indications whatsoever that this man [Hussein] poses an immediate threat to anybody."

"I cry every chance I get."

"We've had too many World AIDS Days."

"Why is it when we have 10 million people in this country who say 'No', we still have a president who says 'Yes.' In a democracy, something's wrong here."

"I don't think that bravery is about skin. Bravery is about a willingness to show emotional need."

"Even in comedies, you've got to feel safe for things to just happen in a way that is natural and free, and recognizable as human."

"Tibetan Buddhism had an enormous impact on me."

"What we all have in common is an appreciation of kindness and compassion; all the religions have this. We all lean towards love."

"When His Holiness won the Nobel Peace Prize, there was a quantum leap. He is not seen as solely a Tibetan anymore; he belongs to the world."

"There's really one character for every actor. The voyage is to find that one character."

"I'm less needy about needing to express myself through acting. I have many different lives outside of this that are extremely fulfilling."

"Billions of people don't practice a religion at all."

"All of our energy should be in sacrifice and services. Suffering, at least."

"Certainly there have been better actors than me who have had no careers. Why? I don't know."