Plot
A coming-of-age story about two dim-witted 20-year-old roommates, Gene & Eugene, and their quest to lose their virginity. Their new plans hit a few snags when they must deal with their bullying neighbor Rock and Gene's condescending brother Mike, who moves in uninvited after breaking up with his girlfriend. Will their persistence pay off or lead them back to the drawing board? A light-hearted, raunchy comedy movie that's cross between American Pie and Dumb & Dumber.
Keywords: 20-year-old, age-in-title, blow-up-doll, break-up, brother-brother-relationship, cheating, coming-of-age, dildo, fake-injury, fake-penis
Can two nerds ever catch a break... and get laid.
Mike: If she can handle the heat, she can handle the meat.
She may be Sophisticated... But this lady's No Lady!
Rock usually refers to:
It can also refer to:
Lauren Bennett (born 23 June 1989) is a British singer, dancer and model. She is best known for her involvement with girl group the Paradiso Girls and her work with Cee Lo Green and LMFAO. She is the new lead singer in the new line-up of the Pussycat Dolls.
Bennett was raised in Meopham, Kent and went to a song and dance school in Tunbridge Wells. She also auditioned for the third series of The X Factor in 2006 and made it to bootcamp, but was sent home.
Bennett was part of a girl group called Paradiso Girls. The group consisted of seven members at its formation in 2007, but by 2008 it had dropped to five. Each member comes from a different country: Chelsea Korka from the United States, Aria Crescendo from France, Kelly Beckett from Barbados, Shar Mae Amo from the Philippines and Lauren herself from the United Kingdom. The band was signed to Interscope Records. Their debut single "Patron Tequila" featuring Lil’ Jon and Eve was released on 12 May 2009 and reached 3 on the Hot Dance Club Play Chart and 82 in Canadian Hot 100. After their second single, "Who's My B***" was unsuccessful, the group was put on an indefinite hiatus in 2010.
1)
” Wat willste weede, Jung, ne Rock‘n Roll-Star ?”
Pass op, hühr joot zo, do ess nix dobei:
Als eeztes käufste dir‘n Elektojittar
un übs Akkorde dodrop, saare mer mindestens drei
un schon jeht et aff,
alles läuf noh Plan,
bahl ess et jeschaff.
2)
Kauf dir en Bozz, die dir en Nummer zo eng,
ein, wo ding Mamm drövver schängk,
weil en wigge nix bringk.
Dann checkste aff, wo nahx die Manager sinn,
wo die sinn, ess de Scene,
do jehürhste och jetz hin.
Un ding eezte Plaat,
die land wie jeplant
huh en der Hitparad‘.
3)
Ejal op schwazz, ob blond, ob fussije Hoor,
die Wiewer laufen dir noh ..
vun jetz aff, völlig kloor !!
Weil : Op dich hann se wirklich all jewaad.
Hätt mer‘t nit wunderbar
als Rock‘n Roll-Star ?
Rock on my belly, lying on the bottom of the pool
I'm a rock on the belly, lying on the bottom of the pool
There's a man on the bank ten thousand years my younger
I see a face on the water one hundred hundred years my younger
But I can't go back, he can't go back
I can't make it back to where I came
As I hold my whole body under
Legs, tail, and belly shaking the top of the pool
Legs, tail, and belly shattering the window of the pool
Mouth and belly scaring the fish down under
Tongue and belly scaring the snakes there too
But I can't go back - the dog won't go back
He won't run the path to his master's home
'Til he climbs that bank over yonder
Well, the fish gonna make it home in a couple of days
The birds gonna make it home before his grip turns dry
Everybody's moving but me
Everybody's moving but me
I'm gonna make it home piece by piece
I'm gonna make it home piece by piece
There goes my arms *make it home*
There goes my legs *make it home*
There goes my leadbelly
I'm a rock on my belly lying in the bottom of a pool
Rock on my belly lying in the bottom of a pool
Rock on my belly
Rock on my belly
Rock on my belly
Rock on my belly
Rock on my belly lying in the bottom of a pool
Outside Savanna, Spring of 1844, They drove the last nail in,
and opened up the doors. Jedediah Moore, was the first to be baptized,
saw him married here and buried here when the Yankees took his life.
Ive felt the pain, of people fighting their own demons, and the presence,
of the power that finally freed them. I'm a bright and shining beacon,
giving shelter in the storm, every saint and sinner, I greet with open arms.
(chorus)
I am the Rock, I am stained glass and stone, the foundation that this
town was built upon and Ive been standing strong and steady all these
years, held together by the faithful gathered here
I've heard the words of deliverance and damnation, and the sweet sound of redemption and salvation. Entire congregations, with their voices raised in song, while the Angles in my rafters rejoice and sing along.
Repeat Chorus
And as long as there's a God above and people still believe, my walls will never crumble, and I will always be...
The Rock. I am stained glass and stone, the foundation that this town was built upon and Ive been standing strong and steady all these years, held together by the faithful gathered here
Fret not yourself my brother
Worry not yourself, my sister
Come, let's rock in time, rock in time
Come, let's rock in time, rock in time, rock in time
First you must know the time dwell with they
Each and ev'ry individual
Now come, let's rock in time
Let we dip it up your fingers
Come we a get this so loud and clear
All over this lair
All over Whitehill
The coming of the Most High
His Majest
Oh, his Majesty
So come, let's rock, rock in time, rock in time
Rock in time, keep on rock in time, rock - in time
Please don't call up yourself my brother
Don't call up yourself my sister
Let's rock in time, rock in time
Anyone is anyone
Coulda been a number one
You're better off at ticking off the competition
It's funny how you never tell
Folks are down your doing well
You're better off to cord it off the competition
Second place is not the way
You never check you never gave
You'll never tie another race
It's not a competition
It's not the taking part that counts
But taking on the large amounts
You can't run out of ticket touts
Competition
Hey, yeah, its all about the rock
Hey, yeah, its all about the rock
Hey, yeah, its all about the rock
Hey, yeah, its all about the rock
I'm missing that old photograph
Remember when we used to laugh
Kills you when your looking back
It's not a competition
Awarded in the magazines
And everybody needs a dream
I think I know what's wrong with me I'm in the competition
Hey, yeah, its all about the rock
Hey, yeah, its all about the rock
Hey, yeah, its all about the rock
Hey, yeah, its all about the rock
Hey, yeah, its all about the rock
Hey, yeah, its all about the rock
Hey, yeah, its all about the rock
Hey, yeah, its all about the rock
Its all about the rock
Its all about the rock
Its all about the rock
Les mots sont l'arme du menteur
Mon ego aime tellement qu'on le flatte
Les détails prennent parfois de l'ampleur
Nos failles sont des amis de longue dates
Et pourtant je me nomme, ROCK
C'est le nom qu'on me donne, ROCK
J'aimerais me libérer l'esprit
De tout ce qui cache ma vue
De tout ce qui conditionne ma vie
Je saurai trouver mon issue
C'est comme sa qu'on me nomme, ROCK
Dans ma tête il résonne, ROCK
Deux choses que je n'ai pas choisies
Mon nom et le milieu d'où je suis
Le reste fait partie de mes choix
Le reste doit partir en éclats
Pour enfin me sentir vivre
Enfin me sentir libre
Etre fier de ce nom, ROCK
Rock Lyrics
I guess you don't know what to say.
I guess you don't know what to do.
Me the little girl at school, you loved to play me for a fool.
I guess you don't know what to say, shut up and watch me on TV.
No, it's not the little me, I finally made it as you see.
All your words, they made me strong.
As I told you, you are wrong.
It's for you I just keep pushing on.
Refr.:
I'm gonna rock.
Till the day that I die.
And I never give up.
Today it's my time.
Well, I'm gonna rock.
Till the day that I die.
And I never give up.
Today it's my time.
And today it's my time.
You told me I could never be a woman living all her dreams.
I guess it's hard for you to see that I'm no longer on my knees.
Thanks for making me that strong and that you made me write this song.
Live your life and keep it on, when you reach me I'll be gone.
All your words, they made me strong.
As I told you, you are wrong.
It's for you I just keep pushing on.
Refr.:
I'm gonna rock.
Till the day that I die.
And I never give up.
Today it's my time.
Well, I'm gonna rock.
Till the day that I die.
And I never give up.
Today it's my time.
And today it's my time.
You told me I could never be a woman living all her dreams.
I guess it's hard for you to see that I'm no longer on my knees.
Refr.:
Well, I'm gonna rock.
Till the day that I die.
And I never give up.
Today it's my time.
Well, I'm gonna rock.
Till the day that I die.
And I never give up.
Today it's my time.
Well, I'm gonna rock.
Till the day that I die.
And I never give up.
You know it's my time.
Have you ever been between a rock and a hard place
Well, I used to be right there in between
Just facing the world with my back to the wall
That was me, before I turned to find Jesus
And though I did not escape this difficult place
My footing is sure, and I will not be shaken
CHORUS:
He put my feet on a Rock, out here in this hard place
In the light of His glory, in the light of His grace
On that Rock
All the things of this world grow strangely dim
They fade away
On that Rock
Out here in this hard place
I know there’s nothing I can’t face
So now I’m standing on the Rock
I see you there between a rock and a hard place
Like I used to be, stuck in between
Facing the world with your back to God
You will see, when you turn to find Jesus
Although you will not escape this difficult place
Well, you can be sure of the stand you are taking
(Chorus)
Just put your feet on that Rock, out here in this hard place
In the light of His glory, in the light of His grace
On that Rock
All the things of this world grow strangely dim
They fade away
On that Rock
Out here in this hard place
I know there’s nothing I can’t face
When I’m standing on the Rock in a hard place
Oh, gotta be standing on solid ground
Oh, gotta put my feet, gotta put my feet
On the Rock out here
(Chorus)
He put my feet on a Rock, out here in this hard place
In the light of His glory, in the light of His grace
On that Rock
All the things of this world they grow strangely dim
They fade away
On that Rock
Out here in this hard place
I know there’s nothing I can’t face
So now, I’m standing on the Rock in a hard place
When I’m standing
Oh, I’ve got to be standing
Standing on the Rock
Oh, I’ve gotta be
I’ve gotta be
On Christ the solid Rock I stand
All other ground is just sinking sand
Oh, yeah, yeah, is just sinking sand
Oh, gotta put my feet
Gotta put my feet
Gotta put my feet
On the Rock of my salvation
Yeah, ooh yeah, oh yeah
Put my feet on the Rock
[Chorus]
You Gotta Rock to the rythm with em got to give it to em, got to give alot more than the minumum. Rock to the rythm with em got to give it to em, got to give alot more (More) [x2]
[Verse 1:]
Yo Wake up, Wake up its a new day now sidestep right, left whos gonna break down, its how I get down, make em all sit down, either that or have them hurry in to skip town. Feed your ears with the snares and the kicks pow, alway chew it up, but I have to watch where I get down, try to navigate your way through this thick sound, its big oak duck and cover when I spit rhymes, way after the show, I breathe for a pit-stop surrounded by chicks who dont listen to hip-hop, but they do now , im sorta like a missionary gettin every word into every herd, it may sound ubserd but I dont never never not wanna feel this way that I feel so, catch the vibe and let down your gaurd lets make it capsize we rockin so hard.
[Chorus]
[Verse 2:]
Come follow me as I work with the simple plan, cut out the top and the bottom plus the middleman, its kinda stressful trying to figure out this little and, hunny said i'm looking pale I need a little tan, but thats because ive been behind closed doors trying to make these songs for yah or ill do wrong for yah. I might be inclined to jump on the next wagon, thats filled with young bucks just to keep your pants saggin. yeah im feeling old i still play truth or dare, been doing this since FMU wanted more facial hair. Yup! shes inventing the game and on the microphone yah got to give it to em (EH). I dont give a damn bout your man so I dont understand why you try to shake hands like its cool,Cause see for me and my band and the height that we stand, we can see you must feel like a fool, Cause yah cant bend the rules you gotta break em in half like I did to everything that tried clutter my path. Fuck a flag, put it out on the mass, It seems the war must have got out at last. The smiles the sighs some police say hi, They frown they cry so I say goodbye aiddyo's my man i gotta fly got my people waiting for me trying to catch a red eye.
[Chorus]
[Verse 3:]
Tell me what you got to say, unless it ain't nothing that case your fronting. I tell yah something plus this and that man, and ill even do an encore if the crowd demands. I got a plan you can bet that it deals with me and my life and a whole lotta music, so either love it or get used to it, and put your hands up if we tell you to do it. Number one I gotta two I gotta three make your head spin like helicopters. But cant stick around long for your thoughts huh? Dont have the patience like a bad doctor. But ill describe one thing for your asses put on your glasses and keep your ears waxless, cause I want ya'll to hear and witness the L rocking crowds are ripping doors off the hinges.
Heay, heay
He takes you over
You can stand like a hallow cane
You can not escape it
Or run away from pain
My voice has been shoulder
There the help is true
He turns the light out
I wonder what the hell I m supposed to do
At the moment that I feel I got through
That s aware, aware I found you
Cause I don t wanna see you re around the sight
I can take what a pain from my world inside
Cause I don t wanna see you re around the sight
I can save you from the servant babe on tonight
Cause you know, you know, you know, you know
I can be your rock
I can be your rock now
I can be your rock
I can be your rock tonight, babe
I ve tried to hold you just to be together that like any man
Broken pieces but you ll keep breathing and move over again
We ll see that on the faces broken runes town
You think you re only one who solved me this doubt
At the moment that I feel I got through
That s aware, aware I found you
Cause I don t wanna see if you re around the sight
I can take a pain from my world inside
Cause I don t wanna see if you re around the sight
I can save you from the servant babe on tonight
Cause you know, you know, you know, you know
I can be your rock
I can be your rock now
I can be your rock
I can be your rock tonight
At the moment that I feel I got through
That s aware, aware I found you
(I can be your rock)
(I can be your rock now)
(I can be your rock)
(I can be your rock )
Cause you know, you know, you know, you know
Cause I don t wanna see if you re around the sight
I can take a pain from my world inside
Cause you know, you know, you know, you know
Cause I don t wanna see if you re around the sight
I can take a pain from my world inside
Cause you know, you know, you know, you know
I can be your rock
Cause I don t wanna see if you re around the sight
I can be your rock
I can take a pain from my world inside
I can be your
I can take a pain from my world inside
I can be your rock
Ooh, oooh,
(I can be your rock)
(I can be your rock)
(I can be your rock)
I, I love rock’n roll music
And I know how to use it oh yeah
When I play my guitar
And you must think that I
I will act it together
I’m really chasin’ black leather, yeah, yeah
Like a rock’n roll star
East to west and north to south
Every where the kids will shout
WE WILL ROCK!!! - WE WILL ROCK!!!
WE WILL ROLL!!! - WE WILL ROLL!!!
Cause it’s good for your body and soul
Oh can’t you hear’em play
R.O.C.K rock’n roll music
From the New York streets
to the beach of L.A
R.O.C.K rock’n roll music
All across the U.S.A
I wanna hear now
C’mon and show me how
One two three four, rock’n roll
Wow wow hey
Put a dime in the jukebox
And gimme some of that rock stuff oh yeah
And turn it up loud
So let yourself go
When everybody is crazy
I say Mama we’re crazy now yeah yeah
So let it all out.
East to west and north to south
Every where the kids will shout
WE WILL ROCK!!! - WE WILL ROCK!!!
WE WILL ROLL!!! - WE WILL ROLL!!!
Cause it’s good for your body and soul
Oh can’t you hear’em play
R.O.C.K rock’n roll music
From the New York streets
to the beach of L.A
R.O.C.K rock’n roll music
All across the U.S.A
I wanna hear now
C’mon and show me how
One two three four
R.O.C.K, Rock’n roll!
East to west and north to south
Every where the kids will shout
WE WILL ROCK!!! - WE WILL ROCK!!!
WE WILL ROLL!!! - WE WILL ROLL!!!
Cause it’s good for your body and soul
R.O.C.K, R.O.C.K
R.O.C.K, R.O.C.K
R.O.C.K, ROCK!!!
R.O.C.K rock’n roll music
From the New York streets
to the beach of L.A
R.O.C.K rock’n roll music
All across the U.S.A
R.O.C.K rock’n roll music
From the New York streets
to the beach of L.A
R.O.C.K rock’n roll music
All across the U.S.A
R.O.C.K rock’n roll music
From the New York streets
to the beach of L.A
R.O.C.K rock’n roll music
Verse 1
Step right up, enjoy the ride
My engines warmin up tonight
Open wide until it fits just right
I rev up as you go down
Love to hear you scream and shout
Soon your gonna swallow my pride
Chorus
Gonna push it
Push it every fuckin way
Gonna push it
Push it till i hear you say
Ride me till the wheels fall off
(rock, rock)
Ride me till the wheels fall off
(rock, rock)
Ride me till the wheels fall off
(rock, rock)
Ride me till the wheels fall off
(rock, rock)
Ride me till the wheels fall off
Verse 2
Burnin rubber, shiftin gears
Your screamins music to my ears
Turn it up, the sun is on its rise
Faster faster checkered flag
Your so good at being bad
Don't stop till we cross the finish line
Chorus
Gonna push it
Push it every fuckin way
Gonna push it
Push it till i hear you say
Ride me till the wheels fall off
(rock, rock)
Ride me till the wheels fall off
(rock, rock)
Ride me till the wheels fall off
(rock, rock)
Ride me till the wheels fall off
(rock, rock)
Ride me till the wheels fall off
(Solo)(Rock, Rock, Rock)
(Rock, Rock, Rock,)
(Rock, Rock, Rock,)
(Rock, Rock, Rock,)
(Rock, Rock, Rock,)
(Rock, Rock, Rock,)
All of the kids where I come from
Tell the same old story
They want to be in a rock 'n' roll band
Get them a piece of the glory
You can feel it in a heartbeat
You can feel it like a soul beat
You can hear it in the bass line
You can feel it in the backbeat
R.O.C.K. rock
It's sweeping across the nation
R.O.C.K. rock
It's coming from my generation
R.O.C.K. rock
It's giving me a great sensation
R.O.C.K. rock
Wanna hear it on the radio station
It rescued me from a fate
That's worse than death
Just like a destiny
It gives me new breath
I am reaching for the past you feel
the countdown is coming down
calculated for you and nothing more
abdicated to the only ones that you turned down
when I look at you
I can see you thinking about the truth
and I want to prove to you
that you could break free
but you wont let go
I can rock you enough
I will hold you up
I protect you from all of your passions and your fears
I can love you enough
I can feel you up
I will show you with all of me just how i feel
I can rock you enough (x2)
I am calling again but not to annoy
to reach you before you go
i'm frustrated with you and all the world
complicated with the past that you just wont let go
when I look at you
I can see you thinking about the truth
and I want to prove to you
that you could break free
but you wont let go
(x2)
I can rock you enough
I will hold you up
I protect you from all of your passions and your fears
I can love you enough
I can feel you up
I will show you with all of me just how i feel