Rolf Harris: What Should We Think? Russell Brand The Trews (E90)
Rolf Harris Appears on Jim'll Fix It (BBC 1993)
Court hears of Rolf Harris 'darker' side
Rolf Harris Guilty: More Women Tell Shocking Stories Of Indecent Assault
Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile joke about their friendship
Hitler Finds Out About Rolf Harris
Rolf Harris- Royal Albert Hall- Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport
Rolf Harris - A Look Back At The Trial 30/06/2014
Rolf Harris declines to respond
Liberace Introduces Rolf Harris - Jake the Peg - The Liberace Show
Rolf Harris ::: Big Dog (with lyrics on the side bit)
Rolf Harris Abuse Victim Tonya Lee Is 'So Happy' With GUILTY Verdict
Rolf on Saturday, OK Part 3
Rolf Harris Show 22nd March 1969 - Jake The Peg BBC
Rolf Harris: What Should We Think? Russell Brand The Trews (E90)
Rolf Harris Appears on Jim'll Fix It (BBC 1993)
Court hears of Rolf Harris 'darker' side
Rolf Harris Guilty: More Women Tell Shocking Stories Of Indecent Assault
Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile joke about their friendship
Hitler Finds Out About Rolf Harris
Rolf Harris- Royal Albert Hall- Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport
Rolf Harris - A Look Back At The Trial 30/06/2014
Rolf Harris declines to respond
Liberace Introduces Rolf Harris - Jake the Peg - The Liberace Show
Rolf Harris ::: Big Dog (with lyrics on the side bit)
Rolf Harris Abuse Victim Tonya Lee Is 'So Happy' With GUILTY Verdict
Rolf on Saturday, OK Part 3
Rolf Harris Show 22nd March 1969 - Jake The Peg BBC
Rolf Harris jailed for nearly six years
Danny Green fires up about Rolf Harris
Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile. Disturbing.
'Touchy-feely' Rolf Harris
Rolf Harris Found Guilty - Cilla Black says 'Rolf Was Lovely' #RolfHarris
PORTRAIT OF THE QUEEN. (By Peodophile Rolf Harris) Part 1 of 2 女王的肖像
Rolf Harris "My Body's Nobody's Body But Mine" 1985
Entertainer Rolf Harris jailed for indecent assault
Rolf Harris: Dark Star
Rolf Harris & Dal Richards - Two Little Boys & Waltzing Matilda
Stairway to Heaven - Live Performance by Rolf Harris
Rolf Harris - The Court of King Caractacus (live)
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, Rolf Harris, Live at Glastonbury 2010
Rolf Harris - Fine Day
Rolf Harris -- Sun Arise
Rolf Harris plays his wobble board
Rolf Harris - Sun Arise, Didgeridoo and Dal Richards Orchestra at PNE 2010
In Court Rolf Harris accused of lying as damning TV clip shown
Rolf Harris :: Waltzing Matilda (with lyrics and explanation of them)
Rolf Harris paints giant picture at Birmingham art gallery
Rolf Harris guilty of indecent assaults [VIDEO] [HD]
SUN ARISE ROLF HARRIS.wmv
Two Little boys Rolf harris
Rolf Harris, A Girl Like You (Edwyn Collins cover), live on Light Lunch.MPG
Rolf Harris Glastonbury Festival 2010 Stairway to Heaven Pyramid Stage
Rolf Harris Sun Arise
One-on-one with Rolf Harris
Rolf Harris' interview on Richard and Judy on Seal Hunting
Rolf Harris 'witness' interviewed
Rolf Harris - Very Early Interview and Modern Day.
Interview with Rolf Harris, Sir Cliff Richard and Barry Cryer for Run For Your Wife - The Movie
Rolf Harris BBC Life Story Interview ~ Court Case
Rolf Harris grooming Society since 1985
RAW FOOTAGE: Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile joke about their friendship (1992)
Second Australian testifies against Rolf Harris
Rolf Harris walks slowly out of court after being found guilty of indecent assaults
Rolf Harris's Speech: BAFTA Fellowship - The British Academy Television Awards 2012 - BBC One
Jailed Rolf Harris BBC Interview Life Story Animal Hospital Artist Two Little Boys Charged
Rolf Harris demonstrating art design on computer in 1984
Rolf Harris interview
Rolf Harris Life Stories - BBC Interview - Singing / Animal Hospital / Operation Yewtree Re-Arrested
Alleged Rolf Harris victim tells us: He was opportunistic and predatory
Rolf Harris Court - Operation Yewtree - BBC Interview & Life Story
Danny Baker and Rolf Harris discuss Adam Ant's Prince Charming
The Queen by Rolf
Shooting Stars Season 03 Episode 02
Rolf Harris Paints The Diamond Jubilee
Star Portraits : Aine Divine paints Mo Mowlam
Rolf Harris Centenary Concert (26/1/01) (Incomplete)
Rolf Harris - Warner Bros Studios
Outsiders... (No 1st Dog). Rockspider Rolf Harris, Senate Matters
ROLF HARRIS INTERVIEW 3AK Melbourne 1990 w Uncle Roy & Darren + JOHN WILLIAMSON / ISAAC HAYES songs
Rolf Harris Paints His Dream
Miss Liddles - Fights Kiln & discusses Rolf Harris with Nukearcher
Moto Vlog 3, special treat, rolf harris kanye West
Gmod - Trouble in Terrorist Town - Bowling w/ Rolf Harris, MrFistoFlames & Ryan
Scenic Illawarra Coast with Rolf Harris
PEREGRINE HEATHCOTE ON STAR PAINTINGS WITH ROLF HARRIS
Well, He's Not Rolf Harris...
Rolf Harris: behind closed doors News (made with Spreaker)
Blankety Blank 1979 Episode (2)
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UK Brian Gerrish On David Cameron, Tony Blair, Jimmy Saville
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Where were you in 1968? - The Universal History of Protest Tunes (Episode 7)
Rolf Harris, CBE, AM (born 30 March 1930) is an Australian musician, singer-songwriter, composer, painter and television personality.
Born in Perth, Western Australia, Harris was a champion swimmer before studying art. He moved to England in 1952, where he started to appear on television programmes on which he drew the characters. He also began a musical career initially with the piano accordion. He wrote the famous song "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport", and when performing in Canada he introduced his popular routine around his song "Jake the Peg". He often uses unusual instruments in his performances: he plays the didgeridoo, has been credited with the invention of the wobble board, a rhythmic percussion instrument, and was associated with the Stylophone, a small electronic keyboard instrument.
From the 1960s he has become a popular television personality, presenting shows including Rolf's Cartoon Club, Animal Hospital and various programmes about serious art. In late 2005 he painted an official portrait of Queen Elizabeth II, which was the subject of a special episode of Rolf on Art.
Russell Edward Brand (born 4 June 1975) is an English comedian, actor, columnist, singer, author and radio/television presenter.
Brand achieved mainstream fame in the UK in 2004 for his role as host of Big Brother spin-off, Big Brother's Big Mouth. His first major film role was in the 2007 film St Trinian's. He became known to American audiences when he got a major role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall which led to a starring role in 2010's Get Him to the Greek. He has also been a voice actor for animated films such as 2010's Despicable Me and the 2011 film Hop. He starred in the 2011 remake of the 1981 Dudley Moore film Arthur.
Brand is noted for his eccentricity and his controversies in the British media, including his dismissal from MTV for dressing up as Osama bin Laden and controversies while presenting at various award ceremonies, as well as his former substance abuse. The 2008 prank telephone calls he made to Andrew Sachs while co-hosting The Russell Brand Show with Jonathan Ross led to his resignation from the BBC and major policy changes in that organisation. His prior drug use, alcoholism and promiscuity influenced his comedic material and public image. He married American pop singer Katy Perry in October 2010, and filed for divorce from her in December 2011; the divorce was finalised in 2012.
Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile OBE KCSG (31 October 1926 – 29 October 2011) was an English disc jockey, television presenter and media personality, best known for his BBC television show Jim'll Fix It, and for being the first and last presenter of the long-running BBC music chart show Top of the Pops. He was also known for his fundraising and support of various charities, particularly Stoke Mandeville Hospital. He was widely described as a philanthropist and was honoured for his efforts.
Savile was born in Leeds, the youngest of seven children (Mary, Marjory, Vincent, John, Joan, Christina and James) born to Agnes Monica (née Kelly) and Vincent Joseph Marie Savile, a bookmaker's clerk and insurance agent. Savile almost died of pneumonia at the age of five months.
He was a Bevin Boy, conscripted during World War II to work as a coal miner at South Kirkby Colliery, West Yorkshire, England. He suffered serious spinal injuries in a mine explosion and spent a long period in recuperation. Having started playing records in dance halls in the early 1940s, Savile claimed to be the first ever disc jockey. According to his autobiography, he was the first person to use two turntables and a microphone, at the Grand Records Ball at the Guardbridge Hotel in 1947. Savile is acknowledged as one of the pioneers of twin turntables for continuous play of music, though his claim has been disputed. (Twin turntables had been illustrated in the BBC Handbook in 1929 and were advertised for sale in Gramophone magazine in 1931.)
Daniel "Danny" Green (born 9 March 1973) is an Australian professional boxer and the former IBO cruiserweight champion.
Born in Perth, Western Australia, he had success at the State Amateur level led to him being selected for an Australian Institute of Sport scholarship to prepare for 1998 Commonwealth Games and the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney.
Green qualified for the Olympic team, stopping Brazilian Laudelino Barros in the fourth and final round of his first bout. However, Green was technically knocked out in the later rounds of his bout against Russian Alexander Lebziak due to Lebziak holding a points advantage that was seen to be too great for Green to overcome - a regulatory circumstance typically viewed in Olympic boxing as an indication that one fighter is outclassed by the other - boxing fights within Olympic contests (unlike professional boxing) are often stopped if and when a fighter is deemed to be so significantly behind on points that the likelihood of him recovering the disadvantage and being successful is seen to be marginal. In these circumstances that are defined by a set threshold margin between the points each boxer attains throughout the bout, due to health and safety concerns the fight is stopped if one boxer has a points lead that is equal to or greater than the set threshold. After the bout was stopped for these purposes and because Alexander Lebziak attained such a points lead, Green claimed his hand was broken and spoke of the fight in terms that attributed the loss to his broken hand. However, right from the start of the contest and throughout the entire bout Lebziak was noticeably dominant and Green sustained what many believed to be facial injuries from Lebziak's punches. Lebziak was an excellent Russian boxer and he then went on to claim the Olympic Gold Medal.
Cilla Black OBE (born Priscilla Maria Veronica White, 27 May 1943) is an English singer, actress, entertainer and media personality, who has been consistently popular as a light entertainment figure since 1963. She is most famous for her singles "Anyone Who Had A Heart", "You're My World", and "Alfie". After a successful recording career and a brief time as a comedy actress, she became the highest-paid female presenter in British television history. In May 2010, new research published by BBC Radio 2 claimed that Cilla Black's version of Anyone Who Had a Heart was the UK's biggest selling single by a female artist in the 1960s.. In 2013, Cilla Black celebrates 50 years in show business, as a prelude to this landmark anniversary EMI (the record label which launched her career in 1963) release on 23 April 2012 Completely Cilla: 1963-1973 - a 5CD set containing 139 recordings (all produced by George Martin) and a bonus DVD of rare BBC TV music performances .
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots of etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
For instance: Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
When we come.
Little Baby, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
On my drum?
Mary nodded, pa rum pum pum pum
The ox and lamb kept time, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum
My gran-dad and your gran-dad
Sittin' by the fire
My gran-dad told your gran-daddy
"Gonna set your pants on fire"
Chorus
Singin' that...
Iko, Iko,
Iko, Iko, un de'
Jockamo feeno ai na nay'
Jockamo fee na nay'
Hay look at my princess dressed in red
Iko, Iko, un ay
Betcha ten quid she knocks em dead
Jockamo fee na nay'
Chorus
My flag boy and your flag boy
Sittin' by the fire
My flag boy told your flag boy
"Gonna set your flag on fire"
Chorus
Hay, look at that girl dance dressed in green
Iko, Iko, un ay
Smoothest mover you've ever seen
Jockamo fee na nay'
Chorus x2
Well, I've been ev'rywhere.
I was drivin' my minimotor way down by the sea
When a scruffy-lookin' hitchhiker thumbed a lift from
I said, "Hop up inside, boy. Where you plan to go from
there?"
He says, "I don't give a continental cuddle boy,'cause
I've been ev'rywhere."
[Speeding up:]
One, two, one two three four.
CHORUS:
I've been ev'rywhere, man.
I've been ev'rywhere, man.
Never a trouble or care, man.
I've never paid me fare, man,
And of travel I've had me share, man.
I've been ev'rywhere.
Been to Bradford, Guildford, Doxford, Littlehampton,
Bedford, Chingford, Hereford, Wolverhampton,
Shrewsbury, Canterbury, Aylesbury, Liverpool,
Scunthorpe, Sandthorpe??,Mablethorpe, Hartlepool
Whitehall, Bramhall, Mildenhall, Davenport
Newport, Southport, Stockport, "Hi Sport!".
CHORUS
Been to Farnborough, Edinburgh, Peterborough,
Petersham,
Middlesborough, Loughborough, Scarborough, Walthamstow,
..., ..., ..., l...,
..., ..., Hounslow, Tipperary
Hempstead, Wanstead, Banstead, Woodstock,
B..., ..., ..., "Watcha Cock!".
CHORUS
SPOKEN:
Change Gear.
(sound effect of manual gear change)
Been to Weymouth, Yarmouth, Bournemouth, Huddersfield,
Lewisham, Faversham, Portesham, Sheffield,
Land's End, Mile End, Southend, Birkenhead,
Birmingham, Nottingham, Gillingham, Holyhead,
Cambridge, Tonbridge, Knightsbridge, ...,
Edgware, Brockweir, Carstairs, "Who cares?"
CHORUS
SLOWLY, HESITATINGLY:
I've been—to—hey, this is difficult!—I've been to—
Llandudno, Llanelli,
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll. . . (fails
before completing this place name!)
SPOKEN: No, it's no use. I'll never get those Scottish
place names in a million years. Let's get back to the
English version.
BACK TO FAST TEMPO:
I've been to Westminster, Southminster, Kidderminster,
Accrington,
Eastbourne, Southbourne, Sittingbourne, Paddington,
Bolton, Paignton, Stockton, Inverness,
Renwick, Brunswick, Chiswick, Dungeness
Mansfield, Sheffield, Enfield, ...,
Kings Cross,Charing Cross..., ....
CHORUS
I've been here, there, ev'rywhere.
E Hine E
Hoki Maira
Ka Mate A U I
Tea Ro Ha E
Mm hurry hurry home love
Hurry back to Rotorua
To the mountains and the valley
Hurry home to me
I know, I know (I know, I know)
You had to go (you had to go)
Please hurry back home love (please hurry back home
love)
I miss you so (I miss you so)
In my mind I hear you singing
And the echoes fill the valley
Cross the lake of troubled waters
To the mountains and the sky
I know, I know (I know, I know)
You had to go (you had to go)
Please hurry back home love (please hurry back home
love)
I miss you so (I miss you so)
Po Kare Kare ana
Nga waio Rotorua
*Whitti atu Koe Hine
Marino Ana e
E Hine E (E Hine E)
Hoki Maira (Hoki Maira)
Ka mate A U I (Ka mate A U I)
Tea Ro Ha E (Tea Ro Ha E)
I know, I know (I know, I know)
You had to go (you had to go)
Please hurry back home love (please hurry back home
love)
I miss you so (I miss you so)
Please hurry back home love (please hurry back home
love)
There's a lake in south Australia, little lake with
lovely name
And the story woven round it, from the piccaninnies came
Every night the native mothers croon this lovely lullaby,
Croon across the moonlit waters, to the star up in the
Carra Barra Wirra Canna, little star upon the lake
Guide me through the hours of darkness, keep me safely
till I wake
Piccaninnies' heads are nodding, drowsy crooning fills
the air.
Little eyes at last are closing, And the boat of dreams
is there.
Guide my boat across the waters, Cross the waters still
and deep,
Light me with your little candle, safely to the land of
sleep
Carra Barra Wirra Canna, little star upon the lake
Guide me through the hours of darkness, keep me safely
This great big wolf hound's standing staring at me,
Licking his chops and weighing me up for tea.
I'm a guy who don't scare easily.
That's the truth, cor, look at that tooth,
And he's just standing, slobbering and panting, Looking
at me.
They never had this great dog here yesterday.
Her old man's bought him just to scare me away.
I bet he's in there laughing, shouting 'Hooray'.
And I'm scared to death, and puppy dog's breath,
is coming faster, it's gonna be disaster,
I daren't run away.
Her dad's got a right to object to the way I dress,
I guess.
But to buy a huge pup to tear me up,
Look his jaws and his paws and his maws all wet,
It's not sweat, it's saliva,
and he'll be the sole survivor.
That's pure vindictiveness.
So, when his great mastiff has torn me limb from limb,
What'll his precious daughter think about him.
I'm not very bright but I'm certainly not that dim.
You see, then, her father,
He will have made me a martyr (you see).
And when me head's been torn to shreds,
She's gonna blame him.
Sounds gory, don't it?
I've turned green.
Still I might as well go in a blaze of glory,
If you know what I mean.
Just the same, I wish I had the courage to run.
Either that or I wish I had a dirty great gun.
Well, if I really gotta die then I better get it over
and done.
Cor, that dog's immense,
Still, here I go, over the fence.
Go on, dog, go on, treat me as lunch meat,
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
And I try, (and I try), And I try, (and I try), And I
try, (and I try), And I try
I can't get no
I can't get no
When I'm driving in my car
And a bloke comes on the radio
And he gives me loads and loads and loads of useless
information
I'm supposed to drive my imagination
I can't get no
All together
All together
Lean on the paddles
Lean on and lift out, silently
All together
All together
Lean on the paddles
Lean on and lift out, silently
War canoe can
Creep along can
Glide along when
When there may be
Enemy near
All together
All together
Lean on the paddles
Lean on and lift out, silently
All together
All together
Lean on the paddles
Lean on and lift out, rapidly
All together
Lean on the paddles
Lean on and lift out, rapidly
War canoe come
Flashing towards us
Crashing towards us
Now we see the
Enemy clear
All together
All together
Fight to kill the
Fight to kill the enemy
Come on and kill the enemy
Come on and kill ...
All together
All together
Lean on the paddles
Lean on and lift out, easily
All together
All together
Lean on the paddles
Lean on and lift out, silently
War canoe can
Splash along can
Sing the song
We know we kept the enemy clear
All together
All together
Lean on the paddles
And bring the war canoe safe home again
mmm mmmm mmmm mmmmm
All together
All together
Lean on the paddles
And bring the war canoe safe home again
mmm mmmm mmmm mmmmm
All together
All together
Lean on the paddles
Chorus:
Click go the shears boys, click, click, click,
Wide is his blow and his hands move quick,
The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow,
And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied joe.
Out on the board the old shearer stands,
Grasping his shears in his thin bony hands;
Fixed is his eye on a bare-bellied joe
Glory if he gets her, won't he make the ringer go.
Chorus:
Click go the shears boys, click, click, click,
Wide is his blow and his hands move quick,
The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow,
And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied joe.
In the middle of the floor in his cane-bottomed chair
Sits the boss of the board with his eyes everywhere,
Notes well each fleece as it comes to the screen,
Paying strict attention that it's taken off clean.
Chorus:
Click go the shears boys, click, click, click,
Wide is his blow and his hands move quick,
The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow,
And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied joe.
The tar-boy is there waiting in demand
With his blackened tar-pot, in his tarry hand,
Spies one old sheep with a cut upon its back,
Hears what he's waiting for it's "Tar here, Jack!"
Chorus:
Click go the shears boys, click, click, click,
Wide is his blow and his hands move quick,
The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow,
And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied joe.
The colonial experience man, he is there of course,
With his shiny leggin's on, just got off his horse,
Gazes all around him like a real connoisseur,
Scented soap, and brilliantine and smelling like a
whore.
Chorus:
Click go the shears boys, click, click, click,
Wide is his blow and his hands move quick,
The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow,
And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied joe.
Now the shearing is all over, we've all got our cheques
So roll up your swags and it's off down the track.
The first pub we come to it's there we'll have a spree,
And everyone that comes along it's "Have a drink with
me."
Chorus:
Click go the shears boys, click, click, click,
Wide is his blow and his hands move quick,
The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow,
And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied joe.
There we leave him standing shouting for all hands,
Whilst all around him every "shouter" stands,
His eye is on the keg which now is lowering fast,
He works hard, he drinks hard, and goes to hell at
Spoken
( Waltzing Matilda is a song about an Australian Hobo
I guess you'd call him. He wanders through the bush
land of Australia and he takes all his meagre
belongings
wrapped up in an old blanket which is strung across his
shoulders with an old piece of twine and this is called
his swag.
Hence the name swagman. Now affectionately or otherwise
he refers to his swag as Matilda, its like his only
companion
as he wanders through the bush tracks he finds himself
talking
to it as if its a real person. So the term Waltzing
Matilda is nothing
to do with dancing at all, it means in fact carrying
this thing on your
back through the long lonely stretches of the
Australian bush.
Couple of other terms quickly, pay attention because I
will be
asking questions afterwards about this, couple of other
terms.
A billabong is a pool of deep water, a billy is a
little tin can they
boil the tea in, a jumbuck is a sheep, err tucker bag
is a bag for
carrying tucker, food bag tucker is food sort of like a
knapsack.
What else the squatter is the big land owner, that's
enough lets
get on with the song.)
Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a Coolibah tree
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy
boiled
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me
And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy
boiled
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me
Then down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tucker bag
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me
Then down came the squatter mounted on his thoroughbred
Down came the troopers one two three
Right-o where's that jolly jumbuck that you've got in
your tucker bag?
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me
Right-o where's that jolly jumbuck that you've got in
your tucker bag?
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me
So up jumped the swagman and he sprang into that
billabong
You'll never take me alive said he
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that
billabong
You'll come a-waltz ....
Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that
billabong
Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse.
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course.
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head.
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said.
Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two.
Climb up here, Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two.
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys.
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys.
Long years had passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away.
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd,
Wounded and dying lay.
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue.
Gallops away to where Joe lay
Then came a voice he knew.
Did you think I would leave you dying
When there's room on my horse for two.
Climb up here, Joe, we'll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two.
Did you say, Joe I'm all a-tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise.
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys.
Did you think I would leave you dying
There's room on my horse for two.
Climb up here, Joe, we'll soon by flying
Back to the ranks so blue.
Can you feel, Joe I'm all a tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise.
But I think it's that I remember
[Spoken:]
There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He
gets himself up onto one elbow and 'e turns to his
mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says:
Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed,
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
'n' take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Let me abos go loose, Lew
Let me abos go loose
They're of no further use, Lew
So let me abos go loose
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Play your didgeridoo, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Sun arise, she bring in the morning.
Sun arise, bring in the morning, fluttering her skirts
all around.
Sun arise, she come with the dawning.
Sun arise, come with the dawning, spreading all the light
all around.
Sun arise, on the kangaroo paw.
Sun arise, on the kangaroo paw, glistening the dew all
around.
Sun arise, filling all the hollows,
Sun arise, filling all the hollows, lighting up the hills
all around.
Sun arise, come with the dawning,
Sun arise, she come every day.
Sun arise, bring in the morning,
Sun arise, every, every, every, every, day.
She drive away the darkness, every day,
Drive away the darkness,
Bringing back the warmth to the ground.
Sun arise, oh, oh,
Sun arise, oh, oh,
Spreading all the light all around.
Sun arise, bring in the morning.
Sun arise, bring in the morning, spreading all the light
IF I WERE A RICH MAN,
DAIDLE, DEEDLE, DAIDLE, DIGGUH,
DIGGUH, DEEDLE, DAIDLE, DUM.
ALL DAY LONG I`D BIDDY, BIDDY BUM,
IF I WERE A WEALTHY MAN.
WOULDN`T HAVE TO WORK HARD,
DAIDLE, DEEDLE, DAIDLE, DIGGUH,
DIGGUH, DEEDLE, DAIDLE, DUM.
IF I WERE A BIDDY, BIDDY RICH,
DIGGUH, DIGGUH, DEEDLE, DAIDLE MAN.
I`D BUILD A BIG TALL HOUSE WITH ROOMS BY THE DOZEN,
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOWN;
A FINE TIN ROOF WITH REAL WOODEN FLOORS BELOW.
THERE COULD BE ONE LONG STAIR CASE JUST GOING UP
AND ONE EVEN LONGER COMING DOWN;
AND ONE MORE LEADING NOWHERE JUST FOR SHOW.
I`D FILL MY YARD WITH CHICKS AND TURKEYS
AND GEESE AND DUCKS
FOR THE TOWN TO SEE AND HEAR;
SQUAWKING JUST AS NOISILY AS THEY CAN.
AND EACH LOUD QUACK AND CLUCK AND GOBBLE AND HONK
WILL LAND LIKE A TRUMPET ON THE EAR;
AS IF TO SAY HERE LIVES A WEALTHY MAN.
IF I WERE A RICH MAN,
DAIDLE, DEEDLE, DAIDLE, DIGGUH,
DIGGUH, DEEDLE, DAIDLE, DUM.
ALL DAY LONG I`D BIDDY, BIDDY BUM,
IF I WERE A WEALTHY MAN.
WOULDN`T HAVE TO WORK HARD,
DAIDLE, DEEDLE, DAIDLE, DIGGUH,
DIGGUH, DEEDLE, DAIDLE, DUM.
IF I WERE A BIDDY, BIDDY RICH,
DIGGUH, DIGGUH, DEEDLE, DAIDLE MAN.
I SEE MY WIFE GOLDE LOOKING LIKE A RICH MAN`S WIFE
WITH A PROPER DOUBLE CHIN;
SUPERVISING MEALS TO HER HEART`S DELIGHT.
I SEE HER PUTTING ON AIRS
AND STRUTTING LIKE A PEACOCK
OY! WHAT A HAPPY MOOD SHE`S IN.
SCREAMING AT THE SERVANTS DAY AND NIGHT.
THE MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN TOWN WILL COME TO FAWN ON ME;
THEY WILL ASK ME TO ADVISE THEM,
LIKE SOLOMAN THE WISE,
`IF YOU PLEASE, REB TEVYE, PARDON ME, REB TEVYE.`
POSING PROBLEMS THAT WOULD CROSS A RABBI`S EYES.
BOI, BOI, BOI, BOI, BOI, BOI, BOI, BOI, BOI.
AND IT WON`T MAKE ONE BIT OF DIFF`RENCE
IF I ANSWER RIGHT OR WRONG?
WHEN YOU`RE RICH, THEY THINK YOU REALLY KNOW.
IF I WERE RICH, I`D HAVE THE TIME THAT I LACK,
TO SIT IN A SYNAGOGUE AND PRAY;
AND MAYBE HAVE A SEAT BY THE EASTERN WALL.
AND I`D DISCUSS THE HOLY BOOKS WITH THE LEARNED MEN
SEVEN HOURS EV`RY DAY;
THIS WOULD BE THE SWEETEST THING OF ALL.
IF I WERE A RICH MAN,
DAIDLE, DEEDLE, DAIDLE, DIGGUH,
DIGGUH, DEEDLE, DAIDLE, DUM.
ALL DAY LONG I`D BIDDY, BIDDY BUM,
IF I WERE A WEALTHY MAN.
WOULDN`T HAVE TO WORK HARD,
DAIDLE, DEEDLE, DAIDLE, DIGGUH,
DIGGUH, DEEDLE, DAIDLE, DUM.
LORD, WHO MADE THE LION AND THE LAMB,
YOU DECREED I SHOULD BE WHAT I AM;
WOULD IT SPOIL SOME VAST ETERNAL PLAN,
[Spoken:]
There's an old Australian stockman, er, rock band
Trying, but dying
They get themselves up onto their collective elbows
Revert to their sixties instrumentation
And they try again
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
All together now, and she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if those stores are all
closed
With a word she can get what she came for
All together now, with a word she can get what she came
Ooh and it makes me wonder
(How does it affect you blokes?) Ooh and it makes us
wonder
(That's interesting that, yeah)
There's a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure
'Cos you know sometimes words have two meanings
All together now, 'cos you know sometimes words have
two meanings
(A lot of words have two meanings
Um, like in this song the word to buy
Buying a stairway to heaven, bought
[pause] oh no, that's brought isn't it
Well, er, there's lots of words have two meanings)
In the tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
All together now, sometimes all of our thoughts are
misgiven
(Miss Given? Just change instruments now. Thank you
very much.
Miss Given ladies and gentlemen. Isn't it nice to have
your name mentioned in the song?
Isn't that good. Lovely lady)
[didgerydoo instrumental]
(Quick burst of applause for Ross there, on the free
trembler - good one
Can I change instruments again? Thank you.
[clears throat] Nearly finished [laughs])
There's a lady I'm sure that I've mentioned before (yes
I did, yes)
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
All together now, and she's buying a stairway to heaven
Ooh and it makes me wonder
Ooh and it makes us wonder
Ooh and it makes us wonder
It makes us wonder
Early on one Christmas Day, a Joey Kanga-roo
Was far from home and lost in a great big zoo
Mummy, where's my mummy, they've taken her a-way
We'll help you find your mummy son, hop on the sleigh
Up beside the bag of toys, little Joey hopped
But they had'nt gone far when Santa stopped
Un-harnessed all the reindeer and Joey wondered why
Then he heard a far off booming in the sky
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, boom, boom...............
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
.. On his Aus-tra-lian run
Pretty soon old Santa began to feel the heat
Took his fur-lined boots off to cool his feet
Into one popped Joey, feeling quite OK
While those old man kangaroos kept pulling on the
sleigh
Joey said to Santa, Santa, what about the toys
Aren't you giving some to these girls and boys
They've all got their presents son, we were here last
night
This trip is an extra trip, Joey's special flight
Soon the sleigh was flashing past, right over Marble
Slow down there, cried Santa, it can't be far
Come up on my lap here son, and have a look around
There she is, that's mummy, bounding up and down
Well that's the bestest Christmas treat that Joey ever
Curled up in mother's pouch all snug and glad
The last they saw was Santa headed northward from the
I am a mouse
called Maximillian Mouse
And I live in my Maximillian...Mouse house
I'm very well bred
I'm pure Castillian mouse
And I come from a long long long long long long line of
Castillian mouses
Ole!
But it always has been perilous
Crossing the arena to the supermarkets
Where I buy my cheese..
It's regularly perilous
When I think of bull-fights
There's a quaking in my knees
I've always had
A taste for colourful things
And this day I was wearing my red
cortocaportocontrezbutonizonalado
e sulapa ancocobosiasacadelamanorajo et
plato del toros dressing gown
I must confess I've been in gullible rings
For the bull, when he saw what I wore
Came rushing at me
Ol...
(clear throat)
Ole.
But if you think that because I am small I am puny
You are wrong
I stood my ground
I did not move
I could not move
The picador's horse was standing on my tail
So swiftly I turned and I nipped him in the fetlocks
He was most embarrassed
But for the moment I was free
I pirouette to safety and the bull thunders past me
brrrah
Then, I hear the trumpet call for the death
I have resolved to dispatch Senor Toros with the
classic pass of the dead one
The crowd screamed "No, no!" but
I plant my feet firmly, one (stamp), and two (stamp)
(quietly)
Three (stamp), four (stamp)
Then, from ten yards away I called the bull to me
Toros!
He comes rushing towards me!
(bang, crash)
(Smugly)
I tripped him...
I am a mouse
sir Maximillian Mouse
And I live in my Maximillian...Mouse house
I'm very well bred
I'm pure Castillian mouse
And I come from a long long long long long long line of
Bull-fighting mouses
I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle
The day that I born (oh boy) my father nearly died
He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried
'Cos I was born with an extra leg, and since that day
begun
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet
Believe me that's no fun
I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle
I had a dreadful childhood really, I s'pose I shouldn't
moan
Each time they had a three legged race, I won it on me
And also I got popular, when came the time for cricket
They used to roll my trousers up
And use me for the wicket
I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle
I was a dreadful scholar, I found all the lessons hard
The only thing I knew for sure, was three feet make a
yard
To count to ten I used me fingers, if I needed more
By getting my shoes and socks off
I could count to twenty four
I'm Jake the [stops to count]
...to twenty five
I'm Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Whatever I did they said was false
They said "quick march" I did the quick waltz
Then they shouted at me "put your best foot forward" -
but which foot?
I said "it's very fine for you, you only got a choice
of two";
But me, I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Just like the inside of any big shop,
people were everywhere,
Suddenly business was brought to a stop
when a terrible yell hit the air...
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy.
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy!
ub, ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub.
People all gathered to look at the lad,
patted him on the head.
[Woman] Where was your mummy, when you saw her last?
Turning to her the boy said...
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy.
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy!
ub, ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub.
Down came the manager to fix up the mess,
took the small boy aside,
[Manager] Come on now lad, let's have your name and
address,
With a lungful of air he replied...
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy.
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy!
ub, ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub.
Well just then his mother appeared on the spot,
gave him a hefty whack [sound of smack]
[Mother] That oughta teach you to go and get lost!
and the little boy's voice floated back...
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've FOUND my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've found my mummy.
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've found my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've found my mummy!
No mummy, I don't wanna go, no mummy I don't wanna, no
mummy!
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you
Chorus
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
Chorus
I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
Fijian Girl undulating by
How could you improve a suva mover
Fijian Girl sulu covered thigh
Moves against a velvet blue Fijian sky.
Fijian Girl show me what to do
Don't make this a trial and error island
Fijian Girl I could follow you
To the furthest atoll
If you tol' me to.
You see Fijian Girl frown,
You see the world all upside down,
The sky's grey,
miserable day
You see Fijian Girl smile,
You see the sun burst out
Kandavu birds fly
A million water falls high.
Fijian Girl how can this be real,
How can we be standin' hand in hand and
Fijian Girl tell me what you feel
Staring thru' the blossoms
Floating in the bay
The wilting frangi panni blossoms
drift away
You murmur Isalei, Isalei.
Fijian Girl,
Fijian Girl,
How many kinds of sweet flowers grow
In an English country garden?
We'll tell you now of some that we know
Those we miss you'll surely pardon
Daffodils, heart's ease and flox
Meadowsweet and lady smocks
Gentian, lupine and tall hollihocks
Roses, foxgloves, snowdrops, blue forget-me-nots
In an English country garden
How many insects come here and go
In an English country garden?
We'll tell you now of some that we know
Those we miss you'll surely pardon
Fireflies, moths, gnats and bees
Spiders climbing in the trees
Butterflies drift in the gentle breeze
There are snakes, ants that sting
And other creeping things
In an English country garden
How many songbirds fly to and fro
In an English country garden?
We'll tell you now of some that we know
Those we miss you'll surely pardon
Bobolink, cuckoo and quail
Tanager and cardinal
Bluebird, lark, thrush and nightingale
There is joy in the spring
When the birds begin to sing
In an English country garden
How many kinds of sweet flowers grow
In an English country garden?
We'll tell you now of some that we know
Those we miss you'll surely pardon
Daffodils, heart's ease and flox
Meadowsweet and lady smocks
Gentain, lupine and tall hollihocks
Roses, foxgloves, snowdrops, blue forget-me-nots
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King
Caractacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the ladies of the harem of the court
of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King
Caractacus, were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King
Caractacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
of the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the noses on the faces of the ladies
of the harem of the court of King Caractacus, were just
passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
of the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
of the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
Now the boys who put the powder on the noses on the
faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King
Caractacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 4 times]
Now the fascinating witches who put the scintilating
stitches in the breeches of the boys who put the powder
on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of
the court of King Caractacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 4 times]
Now if you want to take some pictures of the
fascinating witches who put the scintilating stitches in
the breeches of the boys who put the powder on the
noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the
court of King Caractacus...
...you're too late! Because they've just... passed...
Christmas in the sun
Come on down and join us for a Christmas in the sun
Shaded by the jackeranda trees
Your picnic lunch is ready any time you please
Or spread yourself a towel on the sand
And let the world go by
Christmas in the sun
Come on down and join us for a Christmas in the sun
Underneath the summer sun
Crazy summer days
In the heat the treetop shimmer through the haze
The kids are splashing water in the shade
Or grabbing chucks of ice and cooling lemonade
And Dad’s got a cold one from the fridge
To help him brave the Barbeque
Christmas in the sun
Come on down and join us for a Christmas in the sun
Underneath the sky of blue
As a kid I dreamed of…
Icicles - icicles
Jingle bells - Jingle bells
Santa in his sleigh dashing by
Jack Frost nipping gently at my nose
And snow flakes drifting from the sky
Then I’d wake and find it was….
Christmas in the sun
Come on down and join us for a Christmas in the sun
Underneath the summer sky
Christmas in the sun
Come on down and join us for a Christmas in the sun
And even though my childhood seems a billion dreams awaaay
I can see it still
And I always will
And I still have that sunshine in my heart every Christmas day
It can move me still
And it always will
I wish you all you that sunshine in your heart
Every single day
Yeah what are you going to get me for Christmas lads?
WHATEVER YOU WANT
What did you have in mind?
Farewell to old England forever,
Farewell to you numb-skulls as well.
And farewell to the well-known Old Bailey
Where I always did look such a swell.
Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ad-dy,
Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ay,
Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ad-dy,
And I'll see you in Botany Bay.
Now my crime against the whole British Nation
Was to take some dry bread one fine day,
T'was death, or it was transportation,
So they tossed up a coin and sent me away.
Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ad-dy,
Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ay,
Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ad-dy,
And I'll see you in Botany Bay.
Now there's the Captain, he's our commander,
There's the bosun and all of the crew,
There's the first and second class passengers,
Know what we poor convicts go through.
Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ad-dy,
Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ay,
Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ad-dy,
And I'll see you in Botany Bay.
Now take warning you Dukes and you Duchesses,
Pay close attention to what I say.
Just make sure it's you own what you touchesses,
Or you'll join us in Botany Bay.
Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ad-dy,
Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ay,
Singing too-ra-li oo-ra-li ad-dy,
And I'll see you in Botany Bay.
Pastel red to burgundy and spinifex to gold,
We've just come out of the Mulga where the plains forever roll.
And Albert Namatjira has painted all the scenes,
And a shower has changed the lustre of our land.
And it's raining on the Rock,
In a beautiful country,
And I'm proud to travel this big land,
As an Aborigine.
And it's raining on the Rock
What an almighty sight to see,
And I'm wishing and I'm dreaming that you were here with me.
Everlasting daisies and a beautiful desert rose
Where does their beauty come from heaven knows.
I could ask the wedge-tail but he's away too high,
I wonder if he understands it's wonderful to fly.
It cannot be described with a picture,
The mesmerising colours of the Olgas.
Or the grandeur of the Rock
Uluru has power!
And it's raining on the Rock,
In a beautiful country,
And I'm proud to travel this big land,
As an Aborigine.
And it's raining on the Rock
What an almighty sight to see,
Johnny Day, Day
Johnny Day
Young Johnny Day, Day
Johnny
Crouching unarmed and completely alone
Just a hundred yards away
His enemy is set to slay
Johnny Day, Day
Johnny Day
Three spears he holds and warmer two?
And there's a blood lust burning
Every time his eyes are turning
To Johnny Day, Day
Johnny Day
Sad the tribe as they for the death
Of young Johnny Day, Day
Johnny
She was to marry this much older man
But all the love she had was for the
Tall and handsome lad they call
Johnny Day, Day
Johnny Day
Three weeks have passed since
The pair ran away
But they were both dragged back
When all the hunter set to trackin'
Young Johnny Day, Day
Johnny Day
Silent now as they wait for the death
Of Young Johnny Day, Day
Johnny
Johnny was brought before the council
Of elders and he heard them say
We give the older men
Three spears against you
Thrown when the sun stands high today
Half? is the signal the end of me leaves?
The flashin' spear is hurled and then
The second and the third towards
Johnny Day, Day
Johnny Day
Johnny dives flat back and rolls to his right
And them it's jump, turn, twist, hah!
And all the spears have missed
Johnny Day, Day
Johnny Day
The tribe go wild as they welcomed
To life again
Johnny Day, Day
Johnny
Johnny is livin' again
Johnny Day, Day
Johnny is livin' again
It's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the campfire at night where the wild dingoes call
But there's nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer.
Now the publican's anxious for the quota to come
And there's a faraway look on the face of the bum
The maid's gone all cranky and the cook's acting queer
Oh what a terrible place is a pub with no beer.
Then the stockman rides up with his dry dusty throat
He breasts up to the bar and pulls a wad from his coat
But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer
As the barman says sadly "The pub's got no beer."
Then the swaggy comes in smothered in dust and flies
He throws down his roll and rubs the sweat from his eyes
But when he is told he says "What's this I hear?
I've trudged fifty flamin' miles to a pub with no beer".
There's a dog on the verandah for his master he waits
But the boss is inside drinking wine with his mates
He hurries for cover and he cringes in fear
It's no place for a dog round a pub with no beer.
Old Billy the blacksmith the first time in his life
Has gone home cold sober to his darling wife
He walks in the kitchen she says "You're early my dear"
But then he breaks down and he tells her "The pub's got no beer".
It's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the campfire at night where the wild dingoes call
But there's nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear
Spoken introduction:
Nicholas! Albert! Look, I don't know where they are, but I'd like you to meet
my two pals, my buddies, my two amigos. I'll tell you all about them - well...
I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
Strange as it seems, I met in my dreams, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
Here's what they said to me, 'Use your head, just see your life is very, very dull"
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
So I said to Nick, 'Nick tell me quick, what should a fellow do?'
He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy, you should try a cigarette or two.'
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
So I lit a fag, and I took a drag, then to my great surprise,
I started to gasp, and coughed like a rasp,
And everything spun round before my eyes.
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
So I said to Al, 'Al, be a pal, what do you really think?'
He said to me, 'Boy, easy to see boy, smoking's kid's stuff, pour yourself a drink.'
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
So quick as a wink, I took a drink, swigged a glassful down.
First it seemed to hit me, then it turned around and bit me,
And everything went all spinning round.
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
Well, here is the joke, when I awoke, it wasn't finished yet,
I noticed first a terrible thirst
And then a craving for a cigarette.
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
Well, take my advice, this smoking is nice and the drinking is really lush.
As you can see, there's no change in me,
I'm still as pure as the driven slush.
Well, I never gargled, I never gambled, I never smoked at all.
Until I met my two good amigos, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall.
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Rolf Harris - The Court of King Caractacus
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Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
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Now the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 4 times]
Now if you want to take some pictures of the fascinating witches who put the scintilating stiches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus...