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Philosopher Cat follows the adventures of Roxanne the Russian Blue as she grapples with the basic problems of existence from the confines of a New York City apartment. Assisted by her supercomputer Dmitri, Roxanne tries to make sense of the herself and the world.
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PILOT EPISODE: RUSSIAN SUNDAE - Shakespeare & Watson are on the run from Russian mobsters in Brighton Beach after Shakespeare stole a bag of cocaine... The Adventures of Shakespeare & Watson: Detectives of Mystery: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go back in time using Sherlock's 'time cane' to William Shakespeare's era to ask him a question about the 'case of 1000 faces.' But Professor Moriarty sprang a clever ruse where a scuffle ensues breaking the time cane and causing a 'time storm' that send Sherlock and Moriarty to times unknown and leaves Shakespeare & Watson in the present, where they form a detective agency to...find a way back home. In the present we learn that Dr. Watson is flamboyantly gay, his mouth is a weapon. And that Shakespeare is addicted to every drug he comes across, but none more that crack.
Fighting Crime Through Time!!!
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In 1593, two playwrights ruled the stage in London, Christopher Marlowe and William Shakespeare. On May 30, history recorded that four men met together in a Deptford lodging house. At the end of that night, one great playwright was dead. Lost to history, however, there was one more man in the room. In this thrilling, dramatized historical short film, all is revealed about this murder most foul.
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Peter Sanderson is a divorced, straight-laced, uptight attorney who still loves his ex-wife and can't figure out what he did wrong to make her leave him. However, Peter's trying to move on, and he's smitten with a brainy, bombshell barrister he's been chatting with online. However, when she comes to his house for their first face-to-face, she isn't refined, isn't Ivy League, and isn't even a lawyer. Instead, it's Charlene, a prison escapee who's proclaiming her innocence and wants Peter to help her clear her name. But Peter wants nothing to do with her, prompting the loud and shocking Charlene to turn Peter's perfectly ordered life upside down, jeopardizing his effort to get back with his wife and woo a billion dollar client.
Keywords: apple-computer, attempted-rape, bar-fight, blind-date, cannabis, catfight, class-differences, convertible, country-club, dancing
Everything he needed to know about life, she learned in prison.
Bring it. March 7.
Peter Sanderson: I message for you. Howie says, 'The cool points out the window and you got him all twisted up in the game.'::Charlene Morton: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Charlene Morton: I kicked it off the heezy and bounced... fo' real, tho!::Peter Sanderson: What did you just say?
Georgey Sanderson: [reading an article from an adult magazine] Dad, what's a rack?::Peter Sanderson: It's a country.
Howie Rottman: I'd like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too subtle.::Charlene Morton: Boy, you some kinda freaky!::Howie Rottman: Oh, you have no idea. You got me straight trippin', boo!
Mrs. Kline: We have to brush your hair differently. You look like a fag.
Peter Sanderson: You are such an ass... [drinks water]... set to this company.
Ashley: [to Peter, about Charlene] What is she doin' here?::Charlene Morton: Oh, get used to it, twiggy; you're gonna be seein' a lot more of me around here!::Ashley: [to Peter, about Charlene] Not without a broom in your hand.::Charlene Morton: If I HAVE a broom, it's only cuz I'm here to sweep up the white trash!::Ashley: Save it for the Y.M.C.A, Jemimah.::Charlene Morton: Bitch! I will kick the bulimia outta yo' ass!
Mrs. Kline: Mr. Sanderson! Is everything okay? I thought I heard Negro!
Peter Sanderson: Ashley! Who are you doing here?
Mrs. Arness: [to Charlene] Oh, just one moment... you know, there's a lovely, sad, Negro spiritual...::[Sarah chokes on her food]::Mrs. Arness: Ivy's brother used to... uh, are you all right?::[Sarah nods weakly and takes a sip of her drink]::Mrs. Arness: Anyway, Ivy's brother used to sing this when he came in from the tobbaco fields...::[begins to sing] Mmmm..."Mama, is master going to sell us tomorrow? Yes, yes, yes! Mama, is master going to sell us tomorrow? Yes, yes, yes! Mama... is master going to sell ME to-mor-or-or-row..."
Aladdin and the Magic Lamp
William Shakespeare (baptised 26 April 1564; died 23 April 1616) was an English poet and playwright, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist. He is often called England's national poet and the "Bard of Avon". His surviving works, including some collaborations, consist of about 38 plays, 154 sonnets, two long narrative poems, and several other poems. His plays have been translated into every major living language and are performed more often than those of any other playwright.
Shakespeare was born and brought up in Stratford-upon-Avon. At the age of 18, he married Anne Hathaway, with whom he had three children: Susanna, and twins Hamnet and Judith. Between 1585 and 1592, he began a successful career in London as an actor, writer, and part owner of a playing company called the Lord Chamberlain's Men, later known as the King's Men. He appears to have retired to Stratford around 1613 at age 49, where he died three years later. Few records of Shakespeare's private life survive, and there has been considerable speculation about such matters as his physical appearance, sexuality, religious beliefs, and whether the works attributed to him were written by others.