Friends Filmography

• Encore! Sessions
  2012, role: actor , character name: Themselves - Performers
• Melodifestivalen 2001
  2001, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• The Eurovision Song Contest
  2001, role: actor , character name: Themselves - Swedish Entry: 5th Place

Friend Filmography

• Good Morning
  2011, role: actor , character name: Party Guest

Friends, My Filmography

• My Friends
  2012, role: actor , character name: F.B.I. Special Agent Sosa

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  Japan:4 February 2002...
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  Japan:5 February 2002...

Friends

Six young people, on their own and struggling to survive in the real world, find the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to be the perfect antidote to the pressures of life.

Cast

• Jennifer Aniston
• Matt LeBlanc
• Matthew Perry
• David Schwimmer
• Lisa Kudrow
• Courteney Cox
• James Michael Tyler
• Paul Rudd
• Elliott Gould
• Tom Selleck
• Lauren Tom
• Jane Sibbett
• Jessica Hecht
• Helen Baxendale
• Eddie Cahill
• Maggie Wheeler
• Christina Pickles

• Season 1
• Episode 1: The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
  Monica: Paul, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.::Joey: Hey, Paul, the wine guy.::Ross: Hey...
• Episode 2: The One with the Sonogram at the End
  Phoebe Buffay: You're all chaotic and twirly!...
• Episode 3: The One with the Thumb
  Phoebe: ...And I found 500 extra bucks in my account.::Chandler: Ohhh, Satan's minions at work again...
• Episode 4: The One with George Stephanopoulos
  Rachel: Who's George Snuffalopagus?::Phoebe: Big Bird's friend....
• Episode 5: The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
  [Ross has traded in his "Snuggles" for a more manly laundry detergent]::Rachel: What's that?::Ross: ...
• Episode 6: The One with the Butt
  Dr. Ross Geller: [Monica is trying to convince the gang that she can be irresponsible, random, and a...
• Episode 7: The One with the Blackout
  Chandler: Mental note - if Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled anim...
• Episode 8: The One Where Nana Dies Twice
  Rachel Green: [about Chandler being mistaken for being homosexual] When I first met you, I thought m...
• Episode 9: The One Where Underdog Gets Away
  Dr. Ross Geller: [inspecting the books at Susan and Carol's place] Wow, you guys sure have a lot of ...
• Episode 10: The One with the Monkey
  Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on his ass!...
• Episode 11: The One with Mrs. Bing
  Chandler Bing: You're a mother-kisser!...
• Episode 12: The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
  Joey Tribbiani: [shopping for a new table] Will you pick one? Just pick one. Here! How about that on...
• Episode 13: The One with the Boobies
  Roger: Maybe you wanted your marriage with Carol to fail.::Ross: No. Why would I why. No. Why.::Roge...
• Episode 14: The One with the Candy Hearts
  Rachel Green: Pete the Weeper? Remember? The guy who always used to cry when we had sex? [mock cryin...
• Episode 15: The One with the Stoned Guy
  Steve: Tartlets?... Tartlets?... Tartlets?... the word has lost all meaning....
• Episode 16: The One with Two Parts: Part 1
  Joey: Hey, you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive?::Chandler: Only if you order stu...
• Episode 17: The One with Two Parts: Part 2
  Rachel: I use my breasts to get other peoples attention.::Monica: WE BOTH DO THAT....
• Episode 18: The One with All the Poker
  Monica: OKAY. Are we ready to play some serious poker?::Ross: Well are you sure? Phoebe just threw a...
• Episode 19: The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
  Rachel: Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?...
• Episode 20: The One with the Evil Orthodontist
  Chandler Bing: I feel violated. And not in a good way....
• Episode 21: The One with the Fake Monica
  Joey: I'll be reading for Mercutio.::Director: Name.::Joey: I'm Holden McGroin....
• Episode 22: The One with the Ick Factor
  Monica Geller: I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the Bicentennial!::Ethan: [in awe...
• Episode 23: The One with the Birth
  [about Ross' new baby]::Rachel: I can't believe one of us has one of these.::Chandler: I know. I sti...
• Episode 24: The One Where Rachel Finds Out
  Chandler: [after Rachel opens Ross's gift] Oh, c'mon Ross. Remember back in college when he fell in ...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
  Monica: Hey, Phoebe, guess what I'm thinking!::Phoebe: Oh, okay. How it's been so long since you've ...
• Episode 2: The One with the Breast Milk
  Monica: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlf...
• Episode 3: The One Where Heckles Dies
  Rachel: Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.::Chandler: Neat. I'm gonna die alone.::Ra...
• Episode 4: The One with Phoebe's Husband
  Chandler: [about Joey's cameo in a porn movie] What's this in my pocket? It's Joey's porn video!::Ra...
• Episode 5: The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
  According to script, 'Matt LeBlanc (I)' (qv) was supposed to grab the phone and say, "Bob here!" whe...
• Episode 6: The One with the Baby on the Bus
  [Flipping a coin to choose between "ducks" and "clowns."]::Joey: Ducks is "Heads", because ducks hav...
• Episode 7: The One Where Ross Finds Out
  Ross: What? You're over me? When were you... under me?...
• Episode 8: The One with the List
  Ross: I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nigh...
• Episode 9: The One with Phoebe's Dad
  Gunther, who was planned to be a silent cast member, has his first line in this episode....
• Episode 10: The One with Russ
  Ross: [about Rachel's date Russ] Plus, it takes the guy, what, I don't know, uh, like, a week, to ge...
• Episode 11: The One with the Lesbian Wedding
  Sandra Green: I danced with an exceptionally large woman!...
• Episode 12: The One After the Superbowl: Part 1
  Susie: Chandler Bing?::Chandler: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?::Susie: I'...
• Episode 13: The One After the Superbowl: Part 2
  Ross: [after seeing Joey looking over the wall into another bathroom stall] Uh, Joey, some people do...
• Episode 14: The One with the Prom Video
  Phoebe: He's her lobster!...
• Episode 15: The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know
  Ross: [on the phone] Whoa, whoa whoa! Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display. No! No!...
• Episode 16: The One Where Joey Moves Out
  Dr. Ross Geller: Mon... Mon You Ok?::Monica Geller: Yeah...::Dr. Ross Geller: You ok?::Monica Geller...
• Episode 17: The One Where Eddie Moves In
  First appearance of 'Adam Goldberg (I)' (qv) as Eddie, who would also appear in the spin-off series,...
• Episode 18: The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
  Chandler finds out Eddy is not only much less fun then Joey, but positively crazy and frighteningly ...
• Episode 19: The One Where Eddie Won't Go
  Chandler Bing: [rolling over in bed] Hi Eddie... Eddie? What are you doing here?::Eddie Menuek: Watc...
• Episode 20: The One Where Old Yeller Dies
  Phoebe Buffay: [Phoebe sees the end of the film Old Yeller for the first time] OK, what kind of sick...
• Episode 21: The One with the Bullies
  Joey Tribbiani: Monica, relax, go get a beer.::Monica Geller: I don't want a beer.::Joey Tribbiani: ...
• Episode 22: The One with the Two Parties
  Sandra Greene: You thought I was Rachel?::Chandler Bing: Yes we did because you look so young.::Phoe...
• Episode 23: The One with the Chicken Pox
  Ryan, a guy in the navy who Phoebe used to go out with is coming to the city for 2 whole weeks. Ben ...
• Episode 24: The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
  Phoebe: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy? I mean you don't get...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
  Chandler Bing: - Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore!::Joey Tribbiani: - Yeah? Then who's...
• Episode 2: The One Where No One's Ready
  Joey: Here it is, buddy boy. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.::Chandler: Oh, my ...
• Episode 3: The One with the Jam
  Joey: Remember when your mom used to drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a spoon?::Rach...
• Episode 4: The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
  Chandler Bing: [on the phone] Hi Janice, hold on [ puts the phone to his chest] what do I do?::Rache...
• Episode 5: The One with Frank Jr.
  Joey Tribbiani: Oh, sorry. Did I get 'ya?::Chandler Bing: No, you didn't *get* me! It's an electric ...
• Episode 6: The One with the Flashback
  Phoebe: [opens apartment door] No! Mr. Heckles, no one is making any noise up here!::Mr. Heckles: Yo...
• Episode 7: The One with the Race Car Bed
  Phoebe: I'm not sure about buying a mattress from Janice's ex-husband. It's like betraying Chandler....
• Episode 8: The One with the Giant Poking Device
  Monica Geller Bing: [after bumping Ben's head on the ceiling, Monica & Rachel are thinking of ways t...
• Episode 9: The One with the Football
  Monica: Okay, we have to pick captains.::Chandler: And then Tenniels....
• Episode 10: The One Where Rachel Quits
  [Ross is selling girl scout cookies]::Chandler: So, how many boxes did you sell?::Ross: 517.::Chandl...
• Episode 11: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
  Chandler Bing: You see? You can't tell which is which, either! Bleh!::Phoebe Buffay: We didn't fool ...
• Episode 12: The One with All the Jealousy
  [Ross, Joey and Chandler talk about how Ross is pushing Rachel to Mark]::Chandler: She starts thinki...
• Episode 13: The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
  Rachel: Joey... Why is there a book in the freezer?...
• Episode 14: The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
  Phoebe Buffay: This next song is kinda sad. It's called "Magician Box Mix-Up."...
• Episode 15: The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
  Monica Geller: That's my doodle of a ladybeetle with a top hat. She's fancy....
• Episode 16: The One the Morning After
  Phoebe Buffay: Why are you mopping your ceiling?::Monica Geller: There's banana on it.::Phoebe Buffa...
• Episode 17: The One Without the Ski Trip
  Chandler: [Ross and Rachel have exploded at each other] Hey everybody, guess what I am!::[Starts dan...
• Episode 18: The One with the Hypnosis Tape
  [Joey is trying to make Frank Jr. see sense]::Joey: Think about it... You're 18, she's 44. When you'...
• Episode 19: The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
  Ross: So, how was your date with Mr. Millionaire?::Chandler: New, from Snooty Playthings, it's Mr. M...
• Episode 20: The One with the Dollhouse
  Joey: [about the Director] That guy's like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?::Kate Miller: H...
• Episode 21: The One with the Chick and the Duck
  Monica Geller: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?::Rachel Green: What a jerk! You want...
• Episode 22: The One with the Screamer
  The theater patron, who suffers verbal abuse by Rachel's date, Tommy, was played by actor/director '...
• Episode 23: The One with Ross's Thing
  "Ross' Thing" is something on his derrière. He doesn't know what it is. Chandler doesn't know what i...
• Episode 24: The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
  [after Chandler Bing has slapped him on the butt]::Ross: Dude, what are you doing?...
• Episode 25: The One at the Beach
  Phoebe Abbott Sr.: You know this house is an unusual house, because there's three bedrooms, and no b...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: The One with the Jellyfish
  Joey: Monica got stung by a jellyfish.::Monica: Alright, alright. I got stung. I got stung bad. I co...
• Episode 2: The One with the Cat
  [Monica's reunion with an old high school friend]::Monica: Oh my God. Do you still live with your pa...
• Episode 3: The One with the 'Cuffs
  Rachel: [Chandler has been left pantsless and handcuffed to the desk by Rachel's boss] You know what...
• Episode 4: The One with the Ballroom Dancing
  Ross: So why don't you quit?::Chandler: You don't think I've tried? You think I like have 50 dollars...
• Episode 5: The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
  Monica: [sneeze] Oh, gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold!::Phoebe: You mean you stole it!::Moni...
• Episode 6: The One with the Dirty Girl
  Ross: [to Chandler] How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningfu...
• Episode 7: The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
  [Joey finds out Chandler likes his girlfriend]::Joey: Did you sleep with her?::Chandler: No, we just...
• Episode 8: The One with Chandler in a Box
  Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but,::[points to Ross]::Monica: married a lesbian,::[points to R...
• Episode 9: The One Where They're Going to Party!
  [when Joey asks why Chandler's friend is called Gandalf]::Chandler: Didn't you read Lord of the Ring...
• Episode 10: The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
  Phoebe Buffay: [a Christmas song for her friends] Went to the store/Sat on Santa's lap/Asked him to ...
• Episode 11: The One with Phoebe's Uterus
  [Ross got Joey a job at the museum, as a tour guide]::Rachel: But shouldn't you know what you're tal...
• Episode 12: The One with the Embryos
  Ross: According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?::Monica: Michael Flatley...
• Episode 13: The One with Rachel's Crush
  Rachel Green: [on the phone] Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an eighty-year old woman put a thon...
• Episode 14: The One with Joey's Dirty Day
  Joey Tribbiani: [talking about Chandler being depressed after breaking up with Kathy] DOn't worry. H...
• Episode 15: The One with All the Rugby
  Joey Tribbiani: [of Janice] So you bring her here? There's people here!...
• Episode 16: The One with the Fake Party
  Rachel: You're a pathetic loser, right?::Chandler: Oh yeah...
• Episode 17: The One with the Free Porn
  Ross: Okay, okay. But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over. No, wait, wait. Unless eventually ...
• Episode 18: The One with Rachel's New Dress
  Rachel: Then the waiter spilled water down my back, and my boob popped out.::Phoebe: Oh, no!::Rachel...
• Episode 19: The One with All the Haste
  Chandler: Look, the only way I will even consider this, is if they offer a lot more than just season...
• Episode 20: The One with All the Wedding Dresses
  Chandler: Oh, she's got you running errands, you know, picking up wedding dresses... Wah-pah!::Ross:...
• Episode 21: The One with the Invitation
  Emily's surprised remark she wouldn't want her ex-lovers on the wedding unlike Ross who invites Rach...
• Episode 22: The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
  Joey: [Ross, Chandler and Joey are discussing the best man for Ross and Emily's wedding] Wait, Wait!...
• Episode 23: The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 1
  Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emil...
• Episode 24: The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 2
  Rachel: [talking to another man] And so then I realized all this stuff that I had been doing: propos...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: The One After Ross Says Rachel
  Joey Tribbiani: Come on Chandler, I got a girl out here.::Chandler Bing: Well I got a girl in here.:...
• Episode 2: The One with All the Kissing
  Ross: It's 72 long stemmed roses, one for each day I've loved Emily, cut into mulch.::Rachel Green: ...
• Episode 3: The One Hundredth
  [a nurse just asked Monica out, Chandler gets jealous]::Monica: Sure, can't wait::[Nurse walks by]::...
• Episode 4: The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
  Rachel: Maybe Joey's right. Maybe all good deeds are selfish.::Phoebe: I will find a selfless good d...
• Episode 5: The One with the Kips
  [after a fight caused by Chandler watching a car chase on TV]::Monica: Well why don't you blame the ...
• Episode 6: The One with the Yeti
  Danny: Hi.::Rachel Green: Hi.::Danny: So you like the short hair better.::Rachel Green: Yeti - eh, D...
• Episode 7: The One Where Ross Moves In
  Rachel: Well, what kind of a regatta gala starts at night?::Monica: The fake kind....
• Episode 8: The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks
  Chandler: You should be a chef.::Monica: Okay....
• Episode 9: The One with Ross's Sandwich
  [Ross is given medicine for anger management]::Chandler: What did they give you?::Ross: I don't know...
• Episode 10: The One with the Inappropriate Sister
  Chandler: Great. Now we can go to the Ranger game. That was last night.::Joey: No dude, Ross tore up...
• Episode 11: The One with All the Resolutions
  Chandler: I can't take it any more! So you win, okay? Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spacesh...
• Episode 12: The One with Chandler's Work Laugh
  The Magna-doodle says "Joey call Kim"....
• Episode 13: The One with Joey's Bag
  [no-one knows about Monica and Chandler yet]::Monica: Chandler loves my massages.::Chandler: No, act...
• Episode 14: The One Where Everybody Finds Out
  Phoebe: They don't know that we know they know we know....
• Episode 15: The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
  Monica: Do you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?::Chandler: Oh no...
• Episode 16: The One with the Cop
  Monica: What is going on with you?::Joey: Nothing.::Chandler: Oh, come on! You've been acting strang...
• Episode 17: The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
  [Monica creeps up on Chandler, in the men's room]::Monica: You know, Chandler, I've always found pub...
• Episode 18: The One Where Rachel Smokes
  [Joey is trying to convince Ross to let him appear in a commercial instead of Ben]::Joey Tribbiani: ...
• Episode 19: The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
  [after Chandler finds out that Monica still flirts with other men even though they're together]::Mon...
• Episode 20: The One with the Ride Along
  Chandler: You tried to save a sandwich from a bullet?::Joey: I know this doesn't make much sense...:...
• Episode 21: The One with the Ball
  Monica Geller: I made this game what it is.::Chandler Bing: Not fun anymore?...
• Episode 22: The One with Joey's Big Break
  Phoebe: [about Ross] I'm trying not to be mad at him, but man that guy can push my buttons.::Monica:...
• Episode 23: The One in Vegas: Part 1
  [Ross and Rachel are drunk in Vegas]::Joey: Hey Rach. How you doin'?::Rachel: I'm doing good baby. H...
• Episode 24: The One in Vegas: Part 2
  [after coming out of a Las Vegas chapel married and drunk]::Ross: Well *hello* Mrs. Ross::[throws co...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: The One After Vegas
  Ross Geller: Aw, my little sister and my best friend... shackin' up....
• Episode 2: The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
  Monica: [on Candler moving in] Have you found a way to tell Joey yet?::Chandler: Np. I keep saying "...
• Episode 3: The One with Ross's Denial
  Ross: I'm asking you to do me a favor.::Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife.::Ross: And as my ...
• Episode 4: The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
  [Joey has a bad hernia and is in massive pain]::Phoebe: Hey! Maybe you'll die!::Joey: [voice cracks]...
• Episode 5: The One with Joey's Porsche
  Joey: That Porsche I've got the keys to, still there!::Chandler: Shocking, since you still have the ...
• Episode 6: The One on the Last Night
  Monica: And now you have to leave, and I have to live with a boy!...
• Episode 7: The One Where Phoebe Runs
  [ready to leave a voicemail greeting]::Rachel Green: OK, ready? Hi.::Phoebe Buffay: It's::Rachel Gre...
• Episode 8: The One with Ross' Teeth
  [Ross has just gotten his teeth whitened]::Dr. Ross Geller: Hey, Rachel, did you notice...::Rachel G...
• Episode 9: The One Where Ross Got High
  Chandler: Why wouldn't your parents be happy that we're living together?::Monica: Well, um, because ...
• Episode 10: The One with the Routine
  Monica: Ross we better stick to the routine; we don't want to look stupid....
• Episode 11: The One with the Apothecary Table
  Chandler Bing: OK, now try again.::Monica Geller: Chandler, would you like some more orange juice?::...
• Episode 12: The One with the Joke
  Chandler: Hey, Joey. Playboy published my joke.::Ross: No, it's MY joke.::Chandler: No, it's mine.::...
• Episode 13: The One with Rachel's Sister
  Joey Tribbiani: [after meeting Rachel's sister] Hey, how you doing?::Rachel: [angrily] No!...
• Episode 14: The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
  Phoebe: You're trying to remember where you know me from? All right, I'll give you a hint... FROM PO...
• Episode 15: The One That Could Have Been: Part 1
  Rachel: Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce.::Joey: [looking at Ross] What is the matt...
• Episode 16: The One That Could Have Been: Part 2
  [Rachel just found out her husband Barry has been cheating on her]::Rachel: What is it with men? Do ...
• Episode 17: The One with Unagi
  [Rachel and Phoebe have Ross pinned to the ground after he tried to scare them back]::Rachel: Say it...
• Episode 18: The One Where Ross Dates a Student
  [One of Ross's students wrote a flirtatious evaluation of his class]::Chandler: So, who is she?::Ros...
• Episode 19: The One with Joey's Fridge
  [Elizabeth is packing for spring break]::Ross: I'm just here to be supportive, to make sure you're.....
• Episode 20: The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
  Phoebe Buffay: [from a flashback] You know, if this were prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches...
• Episode 21: The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
  Dr. Ross Geller: I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.::Chandler Bing: Wait a minute. H...
• Episode 22: The One Where Paul's the Man
  'Ilia Volok' (qv) plays dry cleaner who claims never to have seen the movie _Air Force One (1997)_ (...
• Episode 23: The One with the Ring
  Chandler: No, I don't want to tell anybody else because I don't want Monica to find out.::Phoebe: Yo...
• Episode 24: The One with the Proposal: Part 1
  [Chandler and Monica run into Richard and his new girlfriend]::Richard: I see you grew your hair lon...
• Episode 25: The One with the Proposal: Part 2
  Monica Geller: No one has been more of a friend to me than... than... There's a reason why girls don...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: The One with Monica's Thunder
  Phoebe: Check it out! Okay, I can play this when guests are coming in. Okay [singing] 'First time I ...
• Episode 2: The One with Rachel's Book
  Joey: The vicar won't be home for hours.::Rachel: [shocked] Joey, where'd you learn that word?...
• Episode 3: The One with Phoebe's Cookies
  Phoebe: I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned ...
• Episode 4: The One with Rachel's Assistant
  Tag Jones: Phoebe? Wow... that's a great name.::Phoebe: Oh you like that? You should hear my phone n...
• Episode 5: The One with the Engagement Picture
  Phoebe: You think he is emotionally unavailable?::Ross: I think he can be.::Phoebe: Well, he wouldn'...
• Episode 6: The One with the Nap Partners
  [Ross is refusing to have another nap with Joey]::Joey: OK, well, you want a drink?::Ross: Sure what...
• Episode 7: The One with Ross' Library Book
  Monica Geller: [talking about Janice] She cornered me! She asked if the wedding was in town. What wa...
• Episode 8: The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
  Chandler: And, Joey, while I'm gone don't let Ross look at any maps of the States or the globe in yo...
• Episode 9: The One with All the Candy
  Monica Geller: Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy!::Dr. Ross Geller: Mine stole my newspaper! It's...
• Episode 10: The One with the Holiday Armadillo
  Ross: Sorry, Ben, but Santa has to go now.::Ben: Why? I want him to stay.::Chandler: Because... if S...
• Episode 11: The One with All the Cheesecakes
  Chandler: The other cheesecake came. They delivered it to the wrong address again.::Rachel: So, just...
• Episode 12: The One Where They're Up All Night
  Chandler: How about we just talk all night like we did when we started going out?::Monica: Alright. ...
• Episode 13: The One Where Rosita Dies
  Joey Tribbiani: No. Rosita does not move.::Rachel Green: I'm sorry? Rosita? As in...::Joey Tribbiani...
• Episode 14: The One Where They All Turn Thirty
  Phoebe Buffay: Your middle name is Pamela?::Ursula Buffay: Uh-huh.::Phoebe Buffay: Wow. I never knew...
• Episode 15: The One with Joey's New Brain
  Jessica Lockhart: [while Joey is reading her character's death in the script] How does it happen?::J...
• Episode 16: The One with the Truth About London
  Monica: What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.::Chandler: You mean the spit...
• Episode 17: The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
  [Host]: [after realizing Kristen, currently Ross' date, has left during their argument] Gellar, part...
• Episode 18: The One with Joey's Award
  'Alison Sweeney' (qv) guest stars as "Jessica Ashley", an actress on the fictional version of the NB...
• Episode 19: The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin
  [Ross's cousin is very attractive]::Cassie: The last time we were together was in that cabin our par...
• Episode 20: The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
  Rachel: Well, it was one night at a party and we both had a lot of sangria and we started kissing.::...
• Episode 21: The One with the Vows
  Four weeks before their wedding, Monica and Chandler still have to write their vows but neither has ...
• Episode 22: The One with Chandler's Dad
  Charles Bing: So, you're bald....
• Episode 23: The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding: Part 1
  Ross: I'm gonna say this as Monica's brother. Not as your friend.::Chandler: So now you're not my fr...
• Episode 24: The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding: Part 2
  [Jack and Judy walk Monica down the aisle]::Judy Geller: I wish your grandmother had lived to see th...
• Season 8
• Episode 1: The One After I Do
  Rachel Green: I can't. I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me please.::[Phoebe looks at the pregn...
• Episode 2: The One with the Red Sweater
  [Joey thinks that Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her]::Monica Geller-Bing: Joey, you can't marry...
• Episode 3: The One Where Rachel Tells...
  Ross: Rachel's pregnant.::Phoebe, Joey: Oh my goodness! What?::Ross: With my child!::Phoebe: [Joey g...
• Episode 4: The One with the Videotape
  Rachel: [when Ross walks in] Oh there he is, the father of my child, the porn king of the west villa...
• Episode 5: The One with Rachel's Date
  Ross: I know something that will cheer you up, guess whose middle name is Muriel?::Rachel: OH MY GOD...
• Episode 6: The One with the Halloween Party
  [Ross's lame Halloween costume joke]::Mona: Oh, my god. You're Spudnik.::Chandler: [to Ross] Marry h...
• Episode 7: The One with the Stain
  Phoebe: [Phoebe returns to Eric's apartment after having to leave] Ready to pick up where we left of...
• Episode 8: The One with the Stripper
  Dr. Leonard Green: What's new with you?::Rachel: Um... I got TiVo!::Dr. Leonard Green: What's TiVo?:...
• Episode 9: The One with the Rumor
  [Will gives a cake to Monica]::Will: It's no fat, no sugar, no dairy... It's no good, throw it out....
• Episode 10: The One with Monica's Boots
  Phoebe: Where are the seats exactly?::Ross: Middle balcony.::Phoebe: Now would you say that that's m...
• Episode 11: The One with Ross's Step Forward
  The alternate title for this episode is "The One with the Creepy Holiday Card", This can be found on...
• Episode 12: The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
  Rachel Greene: [Joey comes home from a date] Oh, thank God you're home. I'm watching Cujo.::Joey Tri...
• Episode 13: The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
  [Phoebe thinks Joey has a crush on her]::Phoebe: Look, Joey, I know about your feelings.::Joey: Oh, ...
• Episode 14: The One with the Secret Closet
  Joey Tribbiani: Do you have a bobby pin?::Chandler Bing: Yeah. Oh, wait, I'm not a nine-year-old gir...
• Episode 15: The One with the Birthing Video
  [Chandler has just watched a woman giving birth on tape]::Chandler: Before this, the most disturbing...
• Episode 16: The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
  [In the Central Perk, Joey told Ross he likes Rachel]::Ross: I don't... Rachel?::Joey: Ross...::Ross...
• Episode 17: The One with the Tea Leaves
  Rachel Green: I thought Joey and I would be OK once we hung out but it's like we don't even know how...
• Episode 18: The One in Massapequa
  Parker: I'm sorry if I put a good spin on everything. It's who I am, I'm a positive person.::Phoebe:...
• Episode 19: The One with Joey's Interview
  Joey: You guys have to be at the next table in case I, you know, start to say something stupid.::Ros...
• Episode 20: The One with the Baby Shower
  Joey: Wh-what's complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance, you go past...
• Episode 21: The One with the Cooking Class
  Katie: A paleontologist who works out... you're like "Indiana Jones."::Ross: I AM like "Indiana Jone...
• Episode 22: The One Where Rachel Is Late
  Dr. Ross Geller: Rach, you ready to go?::Rachel Green: [from the bathroom] IN A MINUTE!...
• Episode 23: The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1
  Ross and Rachel go to the hospital to have their baby but it's a long labor. They get stuck in a sem...
• Episode 24: The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 2
  Monica Geller-Bing: Oh, my God, she's amazing! I'm so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!::Chandler...
• Season 9
• Episode 1: The One Where No One Proposes
  Joey: ...Ross, to Rachel you'll never be just [makes quotation marks with fingers] "anybody".::Ross:...
• Episode 2: The One Where Emma Cries
  Chandler Bing: [to his boss] Here's the thing. I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won'...
• Episode 3: The One with the Pediatrician
  Rachel Green: I wonder why Ross said tha he died?::Monica Geller-Bing: Oh, maybe he was getting him ...
• Episode 4: The One with the Sharks
  [Monica thinks that Chandler has a shark fetish]::Monica: Do you want me to get inside the bathtub a...
• Episode 5: The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
  [Rachel is nervous about leaving Emma alone in the apartment for a few minutes]::Rachel: What if she...
• Episode 6: The One with the Male Nanny
  Chandler: You've got a male nanny? You've got a manny?...
• Episode 7: The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
  [in Richard's apartment]::Chandler: Oh, my god. Look at this tape. It says 'Monica'.::Joey: So?::Cha...
• Episode 8: The One with Rachel's Other Sister
  Amy: You know what would be great? If you guys died!::Ross: Thank you, Amy!...
• Episode 9: The One with Rachel's Phone Number
  [on the phone]::Phoebe Buffay: Listen... is Ross near you?::Mike Hannigan: No, I just left.::Phoebe ...
• Episode 10: The One with Christmas in Tulsa
  Monica: [hugs Chandler] Honey, I am so happy you are home.::Phoebe: Yes, Chandler, you being here is...
• Episode 11: The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
  Rachel: Who the hell are you?::Gavin Mitchell: Who the hell are you?::Rachel: I'm the hell person wh...
• Episode 12: The One with Phoebe's Rats
  Monica Geller-Bing: [about Emma's new nanny, Molly] What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attrac...
• Episode 13: The One Where Monica Sings
  Phoebe: [while Monica sings at Mike's Piano Bar the spotlight hits her and everyone can see through ...
• Episode 14: The One with the Blind Dates
  Joey Tribbiani: You can't be having s-e-x while taking care of a b-a-b-i-e!...
• Episode 15: The One with the Mugging
  Chandler: [Sarcastic Advertising Scheme for Roller-shoes] They're so uncomfortable, its like getting...
• Episode 16: The One with the Boob Job
  When Monica and Chandler both ask Joey for money not wanting the other that they are asking, Chandle...
• Episode 17: The One with the Memorial Service
  Dr. Ross Geller: I'm dead an no one cares.::Monica Geller-Bing: I look like a man!::Chandler Bing: J...
• Episode 18: The One with the Lottery
  Monica Geller-Bing: [about Emma] How do you know she's gonna start talking?::Rachel Green: Well, whe...
• Episode 19: The One with Rachel's Dream
  [Chandler booked a room in Vermont for himself and Monica, but she can't go, and he can't cancel the...
• Episode 20: The One with the Soap Opera Party
  Rachel Green: You are having a party tonight?::Joey Tribbiani: I am kind of having a thing for the D...
• Episode 21: The One with the Fertility Test
  Charlie Wheeler: First, I have to see the Met!::Joey: Ok, let me stop you right there, the Mets suck...
• Episode 22: The One with the Donor
  The lady at the department store who sprays Phoebe with cologne is the same extra who played her "be...
• Episode 23: The One in Barbados: Part 1
  Phoebe: [watching Monica and Mike play table tennis] My God, it's like watching porn!...
• Episode 24: The One in Barbados: Part 2
  Charlie Wheeler: I broke up with Joey. I mean he was fun, but every time I was with him, I found mys...
• Season 10
• Episode 1: The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
  Dr. Ross Geller: Hey, Rachel. Do you have any idea where Joey is?::Rachel Green: [long pause] I real...
• Episode 2: The One Where Ross Is Fine
  Ross: [Ross just found out that Joey and Rachel were together and is now drunk] Ah, love. L-O-V-E lo...
• Episode 3: The One with Ross's Tan
  Ross: I went to the tanning place your wife suggested.::Chandler: Was that place the sun?...
• Episode 4: The One with the Cake
  Joey: Oh. I got it. Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. All right? Whoever gets the highest ...
• Episode 5: The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
  Phoebe: Ugh. I just had the worst anniversary dinner ever!::Chandler: Really? Tell her about us, las...
• Episode 6: The One with Ross' Grant
  Benjamin Hobart: Well, yes and no. Yes, I did say it, and no, I didn't not say it....
• Episode 7: The One with the Home Study
  Phoebe Buffay: Hello, is this the creepy residence?...
• Episode 8: The One with the Late Thanksgiving
  Monica wasn't even volunteering to cook her annual Thankgiving feast this year, but accepted to plea...
• Episode 9: The One with the Birth Mother
  Chandler: We don't know how long it's going to be before we have another baby.::Erica: Why don't you...
• Episode 10: The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
  [first lines]::Rachel Green: You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.::Phoebe Buffay: Ooh how cu...
• Episode 11: The One Where the Stripper Cries
  Ross: After you told me that she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was al...
• Episode 12: The One with Phoebe's Wedding
  Joey Tribbiani: [officiating Phoebe and Mike's wedding] Friends, family, dog, thank you all for bein...
• Episode 13: The One Where Joey Speaks French
  Phoebe: Well this looks pretty simple. Ok repeat after me, Je ma appelle Claude.::Joey: Answers, Je ...
• Episode 14: The One with Princess Consuela
  Phoebe: Rita is a massage client.::Mike Hanigan: Oh, why don't you introduce me?::Phoebe: Rita, this...
• Episode 15: The One Where Estelle Dies
  [to Joey]::Phoebe: A promise between friends means never having to give a reason....
• Episode 16: The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
  [Rachel is outside with Joey, leaving Ross the last one to say "good-bye" to]::Monica Geller-Bing: [...
• Episode 17: The One with All the Other Ones: Part 1
  This special was never aired in Latin America....
• Episode 18: The One with All the Other Ones: Part 2
  This special was never aired in Latin America....
• Episode 19: The Last One: Part 1
  [Erica has just given birth to a baby boy]::Monica: Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.::E...
• Episode 20: The Last One: Part 2
  Rachel: [after telling him that Phoebe said that there was something wrong with the plane's "fillang...

Friends

Three eleven-year-old children--black Randy, product-of-a-broken-home Nancy and leader Pete--grow up in a small California town, dealing with the typical problems of a '70s adolescent.

Cast

• Charlie Aiken
• Karen Morrow
• Roger Robinson
• Andy Romano
• Jarrod Johnson
• Jill Whelan
• Janet MacLachlan
• Charles Lampkin
• Dennis Redfield
• Alicia Fleer
• Penelope Sudrow
• Dick Yarmy
• Alice Ghostley
• Jack Knight
• John Crawford
• Kathy Graber
• Patty McCormack
• Kiva Jump
• Tania Johnson
• Pat Crowley
• Sam Laws
• Gina Smika Hunter
• Philip Tanzini
• Joe Michael Terry
• Anne Schedeen

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Going Out
  USA:25 March 1979...
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  USA:1 April 1979...
• Episode 3: Grandfather Arrives
  USA:8 April 1979...
• Episode 4: Pressure
  USA:15 April 1979...
• Episode 5: A Case of Bad Timing
  USA:22 April 1979...