Why Can't They All Be Like Johnny Depp? (2014)

Actors

• John Carey (actor)
• Robby Johnson (actor)
• George Katt (actor)
• Josh Sankey (actor)
• Kara Jackson (actress)
• Lynn Justinger (actress)
• Jeffrey Hirschberg (producer)
• Jeffrey Hirschberg (writer)
• Scott Klass (composer)
• Jeffrey Hirschberg (director)
• Garrett Fallin (editor)
• Jeffrey Hirschberg (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

He's closer than she thinks.

Hollywood Gamble (2012)

Actors

• Ryan Blohm (actor)
• Troy Boutte (actor)
• Shaun Chieppo (actor)
• John Paul de Leonardis (actor)
• Norman Deesing (actor)
• Tyler Anderson Gates (actor)
• Roff Grimes (actor)
• James Hall (actor)
• Randy Hanson (actor)
• Will Haven (actor)
• Hector (actor)
• Jason Andrew Long (actor)
• Charlie Meany (actor)
• Draza Mitrovich (actor)
• Nick Afanasiev (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Horror
• Mystery
• Short

Taglines:

Watch out for the Hollywood Gamble...sometimes more than the odds are against you.

Casting Call (2012)

Actors

• Paolo de Matteis (actor)
• Nikolas Grasso (actor)
• Carlo Taiariol (actor)
• Didier Tommasi (actor)
• Nikolas Grasso (producer)
• Nikolas Grasso (director)
• Didier Tommasi (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Brando Unauthorized (2011)

Actors

• MYC Agnew (actor)
• Ross Aimer (actor)
• Travis Cody Aimer (actor)
• Keyan Aliaskari (actor)
• Pete Allman (actor)
• Eric Andersen (actor)
• Dan Bazarian (actor)
• Kevin Wayne Berger (actor)
• Hasan Bivings (actor)
• Pasha Bocarie (actor)
• Reuben Cardona (actor)
• Keenan Carter (actor)
• Damian Chapa (actor)
• Presly Chapa (actor)
• Daniel Adomian (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Taglines:

Genius Actor, Controversial Man, A Parent With Turmoil

Masquerade (2011)

Actors

• David Brainard (actor)
• Daniel Steven Lopez (actor)
• Nick Marinoff (actor)
• Eric Olsson (actor)
• Adam Reeser (actor)
• Howie Slater (actor)
• Robert D. Steffen (actor)
• Simon Tolkien (actor)
• Raina Hein (actress)
• Nicholas Tolkien (producer)
• David Brainard (writer)
• Nick Marinoff (writer)
• Eric Olsson (writer)
• Robert D. Steffen (writer)
• Nicholas Tolkien (writer)

Genres

• Comedy

Bamboo Shark (2011)

Actors

• John Allen (actor)
• Ikenna Amaechi (actor)
• Rob Ambrose (actor)
• Michael Baczor (actor)
• Aaron Badowski (actor)
• Mark Bitner (actor)
• David Boice (actor)
• Robert Boileau (actor)
• David Born (actor)
• Ted Borodaeff (actor)
• Bob Bowersox (actor)
• Garen Boyajian (actor)
• Stewart Brodian (actor)
• Jimmy Carr (actor)
• Gary Alan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.::Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?

Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!

Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?

Howard: That pig smells like old people.

Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.

Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!

Captain Amazingly Incredible and the Space Vampires from the Evil Planet!!! (2010)

Actors

• Karl Burnett (actor)
• Craig Hall (actor)
• Matt Jukich (actor)
• Tarun Mohanbhai (actor)
• Grant Roa (actor)
• Roy Snow (actor)
• Nicko Vella (actor)
• Lucas Young (actor)
• Claire Chitham (actress)
• Katherine Hubbard (actress)
• Christelle McIntosh (actress)
• Karl Burnett (producer)
• John Davies (producer)
• Greg Moon (producer)
• Karl Burnett (writer)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Crime
• Fantasy
• Sci-Fi

Johnny Depp in Burtonland (2010)

Actors

• Harry Partridge (actor)
• Harry Partridge (actor)
• Harry Partridge (actor)
• Harry Partridge (actor)
• Harry Partridge (producer)
• Harry Partridge (writer)
• Harry Partridge (composer)
• Harry Partridge (director)
• Harry Partridge (editor)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Short

Carrie Underwood: An All-Star Holiday Special (2009)

Actors

• Bo Bice (actor)
• David Cook (actor)
• Neil Patrick Harris (actor)
• Brian Hirano (actor)
• Josh Kalender (actor)
• Mark Kanemura (actor)
• Scott Victor Nelson (actor)
• Brad Paisley (actor)
• Ronnie Rodriguez (actor)
• Ryan Seacrest (actor)
• Sons of Sylvia (actor)
• Christina Applegate (actress)
• Kristin Chenoweth (actress)
• Lauren Suzanne Martin (actress)
• Americus Abesamis (actor)

Genres

• Music

Das erste Mal (1996)

Actors

• Benno Fürmann (actor)
• Alexander Grünberg (actor)
• Ulrich Haas (actor)
• Michael Herd (actor)
• Andreas Herder (actor)
• Marcel Ickler (actor)
• Hannes Jaenicke (actor)
• Sebastian Konietzny (actor)
• Tarek Noor (actor)
• Ingo Schmoll (actor)
• Guntbert Warns (actor)
• Wolfgang Wimmer (actor)
• Lena Sabine Berg (actress)
• Camilla Biasio (actress)
• Moritz Bleibtreu (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Depp, Johnny Filmography

• Alice in Wonderland 2
  2016, role: actor , character name: Mad Hatter
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
  2016, role: actor , character name: Captain Jack Sparrow
• The Vault
  2015, role: producer
• Mortimer Wintergreen
  2015, role: actor
• Mortimer Wintergreen
  2015, role: producer
• Into the Woods
  2014, role: actor , character name: The Wolf
• London Fields
  2014, role: actor
• Caliber
  2014, role: producer
• Transcendence
  2014, role: actor , character name: Will
• The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The Lone Ranger
  2013, role: producer
• The Lone Ranger
  2013, role: actor , character name: Tonto
• The Lone Ranger: Unmasked
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• AMC Lone Ranger Q & A
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Don't Say No Until I Finish Talking: The Story of Richard D. Zanuck
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Interviewee
• Paparazzi X-Posed
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• My Valentine
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Golden Gods Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• For No Good Reason
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Radioman
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 21 Jump Street
  2012, role: actor , character name: Tom Hanson
• CINEMAsuisse: Marc Forster
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2011 Samsung AACTA Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Producer
• The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2012
  2012, role: actor , character name: Voice from an Animated Movie
• Dark Shadows
  2012, role: actor , character name: Barnabas Collins
• Dark Shadows
  2012, role: producer
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2012
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Favorite Movie Actor
• Sunset Strip
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 37th Annual People's Choice Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner, Favorite Movie Actor
• Unite for Japan
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hugo
  2011, role: producer
• TV Festival Du Cannes 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jack and Jill
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Rum Diary
  2011, role: producer
• The Rum Diary
  2011, role: actor , character name: Kemp
• Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 35mm 3D Special
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Rango
  2011, role: actor , character name: Rango
• The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
• Rango
  2011, role: actor , character name: Lars
• Pearl Jam Twenty
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
  2011, role: actor , character name: Jack Sparrow
• TV Festival Du Cannes 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 36th Annual People's Choice Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Alice in Wonderland: The Mad Hatter
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Alice in Wonderland: Finding Alice
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Channel 4's Comedy Gala
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Johnny Depp:

"With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying."

"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing."

"There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love."

"They stick you with those names, those labels -- ‘rebel’ or whatever; whatever they like to use. Because they need a label; they need a name. They need something to put the price tag on the back of.”"

"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants."

"I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it."

"I think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it."

"a woman who would steal your love when your love is all you really have isnt much of a woman"

"Now, bring me that horizon."

"May the wind always be on your back and the sun upon your face and may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."

"Raoul Duke: I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife."

"Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for."

"I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots."

"I think everybody's nuts."

"People will say a movie bombed at the box office but I couldn't care less."

"It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into the world. It's like you've met your reason to live."

"I'm not Blockbuster Boy."

"I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something."

"You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal."

"I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled."