• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Surprise - Sesame Street
• Zero Bars - Gary Numan
• Sarbrosa - Beastie Boys
• Surprise - James
• Surprise - Jars Of Clay
• Surprise - Stereophonics
• Surprise - Filter
• Surprise - Semisonic
• Surprise - Doug Stone
• Surprise - Luscious Jackson
• Surprise - We Are Scientists
• Surprise - Never The Bride
• Surprise - Mel Brooks
• Surprise - Trent Willmon
• Surprise - Caroline's Spine
• Surprise - Gnarls Barkley
• Surprize - Cleopatra
• Zero Bars - Tubeway Army
• Surprise - Christine Fellows
• Surprize - Cleopatra Stratan
• Surprise - Lene Nystrøm
• Surprise - Overflow
• Surprise - Claudia Brucken

Big Bird: I have a little song.
It isn't very long.
(missing lines)
(Scene changes to show Bob, wearing an old-fashioned boy's costume with straw hat.)
Bob (speaking): Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. (A lot of water splashes on him.)
(Scene changes to show Bob in ordinary outfit, at Oscar's can.)
Bob (singing): You go to visit Oscar. You knock upon his can.
(Knocks, lid opens and someone says:)
Unidentified voice (speaking): Oscar isn't in!
(Scene changes to Maria and a human baker.)
Maria (singing): You go to see a baker.
He's making custard pies.
You ask if you can have one, and the baker yells:
Baker (holds up a pie): Surprise! (Ready to throw it in her face)
Maria (holds up another pie and throws it in his face first): Surprise!
Chorus: Surprise, surprise, surprise!
(Scene changes to show Bob, wearing Jack and Jill costume.)
Bob (speaking): Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. (A bunch of snow dumps on him.)
(Scene changes to someone who looks out window and sees Grover hanging from a pole.)
Grover: I don't know how I got here.
(missing lines)
I'm in for a ... (loses his grip and yells as he falls)
SURPRIIIIIISSSSSSEEEEE!
(Scene changes to show Big Bird, sadly walking down Sesame Street.)
Big Bird (singing): Today it is your birthday, you're feeling kind of rotten,
Seems all your friends and relatives - they somehow have forgotten,
You're feeling sad and lonely when, right before your eyes,
All your friends and relatives jump out and yell 'SURPRISE!'
Maria: We knew it was your birthday.
Mister Hooper (holding up a sweater): I hope this is your size.
(I don't know the rest, but I'm pretty sure it ends with 'Surprise!')

My name is Smith
Your silence is my trade
My name is Smith
Here in this bar you fade out
Time heals nothing
It merely rearranges our memory
In zero bars
Even time no longer seems willing to try
Please look around
Empty faces that never quite die
Don't be surprised
Their bodies move by habit, look in their eyes
Nothing is real
If you break down and cry they won't even stare
Nobody feels
It's far too risky to admit that you care
My name is Smith
Your silence is my trade
My name is Smith

[Instrumental]

So you thought we were over
Surprise, surprise
We're not going anywhere
So you fell on your sword again
Tell me what the view's like
Deep down in your carpet
You were straight, you were straight
Now you're twisted
You're right, you're right
Burn the joint to leave the waking
(Hello, surprise)
Don't you turn
Turn out your light
(Hello, surprise)
Surprise, surprise
(Hello, surprise)
Don't you turn
Your day into night
(Hello, surprise)
Surprise, surprise
We all prayed
We all prayed you'd rise again
From the hard shoulder
What the doctor ordered
Gotta fix, gotta fix what's not broken
All broke, all broke, I'm busted
Hey, twenty one and overs
(Hello, surprise)
Don't you turn
Turn out your light
(Hello, surprise)
Surprise, surprise
(Hello, surprise)
Don't you turn
Your day into night
(Hello, surprise)
Surprise, surprise
Still not satisfied
Still not satisfied
Still not satisfied
Still not satisfied
Falling backwards into darkness
Loving, reckless, hiding distress
I've got a message for you
You're the one who makes it come true
(Hello, surprise)
Don't you turn
Turn out your light
(Hello, surprise)
Surprise, surprise
(Hello, surprise)
Don't you turn
Your day into night
(Hello, surprise)
Surprise, surprise
Still not satisfied
(Hello, surprise)
Still not satisfied
Still not satisfied
(Hello, surprise)
Still not satisfied
Still not satisfied
Still not satisfied
Still not satisfied

Shoot a dream in your arm and sleep away
It's not the stuff that kills you, that keeps your life at bay
Every crash pulls you in reach
Of a watershed of signal flares that cover your beach
These are just placebos to make us feel all right
Illusions in our pockets make our feather float us high
For a second I thought I saw you eyelids rise
A moment, something restless caught you by surprise,
Surprise, surprise
We are so beautiful when we sleep
Hearts of gold and eyes so deep, deep, deep
But love won't cure the chaos
And hope won't hide the loss
And peace is not the heroine that shouts above the cause
And love is wild for reasons
And hope though short in sight
Might be the only thing that wakes you by surprise
Surprise, surprise
Dream little one
See the world just begun
Love is wild for reasons
And hope feels short in sight
Might be the only thing that wakes you by surprise
For a moment I thought I saw your eyelids rise

There's just time for another
Could down me another one
When I'm leaving with the others
Going home sweet home, surprise someone
Put my key into the front door
Keeping quiet but I'm drunk
When I'm creeping up the old stairs
Stepping over the one, the one that's done
Now my head is starting spinning
Spinning round and round
Could be you with a man in our bed
Or it could be the wine, surprise
There's still time for another
Could down me another one
But while I'm leaving with the others
No home sweet home, surprise no one
Throw my keys into the river
Singing louder than a drunk
And while we're sleeping on the old stairs
Staying up 'till its sun, down another one
Now my head is starting spinning
Spinning round and round
Could be you with a man in our bed
Or it could be the wine, surprise
There's still time for another
Could down me another one
When I'm leaving with the others

Verse
Dark Sun rise from the night on the run
I've gone blind from the sight of the sun
A heart full of truth ‘cause I paid my dues
A head full of noise and something to lose
But she
Talks me down from the edge
And she
Talks me down from the ledge
Surprise Surprise for you
No lies just eyes for you
Teach me all that you know
So that I will bask in your glow
Verse
A light shoots out with a beam so bright
Your angels dance for your delight
You've got nothing at all but you hold on tight
It's a dangerous world but you live life right
And she
Is the world to me
And she
Is the world to me
Surprise Surprise for you
No lies just eyes for you
Teach me all that you know
So that I will bask in your glow
And she
Is the world to me
And she
Is the world to me
Yeeeeeah Woooooh
Surprise Surprise for you
No lies just eyes for you
Teach me all that you know

I feel the day is arriving soon
When I can't stay around anymore
They'll look in all the familiar rooms
Until they feel the breeze through the door
Then they can say it's the company that I keep
So they never have to believe in the tears I weep
I'm gonna surprise them all
When they look and I'm gone, gone, gone
I'm gonna surprise them all
Because I've already moved along
You can stay if you have to do
It's got to be your own decision
But someday I will be back for you
And then you better not refuse me again
Cos one more chance is all I'll promise to provide
And circumstances choose for those who can't decide
I'm gonna surprise them all
When they look and I'm gone, gone, gone
I'm gonna surprise them all
Because I've already moved along
Already moved along
I'm gonna surprise them all
When they look and I'm gone, gone, gone
I'm gonna surprise them all
Because I've already moved along

You organize your life so perfectly
You even take the time to plan your spontaneity
You gotta place for everything except your heart
That world as you know is about to fall apart
Surprise
Here comes love to shake you up
Yank your chain and kick your butt
Right on outta that rut
There's no rhyme or reason, it's powerful strong
It rocks you outta your comfort zone
Into the great unknown
Surprise
The shock wears off, you settle in
When you realize you're happier than you have ever been
So you think we'll just leave well enough alone
But she's way ahead of you, she has been all along
Surprise
There comes love in a wedding dress
With a ring and a promise, you're scared to death
But you don't second guess
?Cause you trust your heart and you trust her more
You never thought you could be so sure
Of what forever's for
Surprise
One day you come home without a call
You see a suitcase packed and waiting in the hall
She comes in and looks at you through tears
And says I think it's time to go, the baby's almost
here
Surprise
There comes love one minute old
Six precious pounds you're scared to hold
And she owns you heart and soul
There's clothes and cars and college one day
How will you keep those boys away
She smiles at you as if to say
Surprise
This story just goes on and on
But I've run out of time

big surprise, surprise
look into your mother's eyes
i go where no man goes
one particular roll in the hay
it only takes one
to get it done
surprise!
afraid of the sheer volume
i'm concentrated all
you can swallow me
or shoot me on the wall
afraid of failure
i come as i please
one drop is the name
of my disease
surprise!
i might be criminal minded
but i don't wear no colors
i got my time behind me
i need a place to
rest my eyes
surprise!
wunderkind of mine
tiny piece of a line
we come together
like roses on a vine
beat a few friends
or get beaten
aint no harmony
in the seed of men

Don't act surprised
Don't act surprised
If I'm not still here
My hands in the air
My feet on the ground
My hands in your hair
My sheets comin' down
Don't act surprised
Don't act surprised
If I'm not still here
My hands in the air
My feet on the ground
My hands in your hair
My sheets comin' down
Don't act surprised
Don't act surprised
If I'm not still here
Don't act surprised (My hands in the air)
Don't act surprised (My feet on the ground)

Some days I think here I go again
Somewhere on my road that never ends
Always taking one step at a time
Til today I wake up with a smile
Feeling good about my extra mile
Surprise surprise
It must be something looking thru your eyes
You didn't think I'd give up did ya
I feel so good
I forgive ya
This is my surprise
The good times that we had were far between
Never losing vision of my dream
Always waiting for my chance to shine
Waiting for my future to unwind
20 20 vision on my mind
Surprise surprise
It must be something looking thru your eyes
You didn't think I'd give up did you
I feel so good
I forgive you
This is my surprise
Looking back
What's the big deal
You knew me for a minute
You don't know how I feel
I know who you are
Watch the way you steal
Woo woo baby
You're unreal
Surprise surprise
It must be something looking through your eyes
You didn't think I'd give up did you
I feel so good
I forgive you
This is my surprise
Surprise surprise
It must be something looking through your eyes
Well ya didn't think I'd give up did ya
I feel so good
I forgive you
This is my surprise
You didn't think I'd give up did ya
I feel so good
I forgive ya
This is my surprise

Elizabeth:
It’s me, it’s me!
It’s me x 9
It’s me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me
Frau Blucher:
And who are you, you, you, you, you
You, you, you, you, you
You?
Elizabeth: [Spoken]
Why I’m Elizabeth Benning, Dr. Frankenstein’s adorable
madcap fiance.
I’m sure he’s spoken of me day and night.
Frau Blucher: [Spoken]
Never.
Well let me warn you Dr. Frankenstein may not be
entirely happy with a surprise.
Elizabeth: [Spoken]
Au contraire.
Elizabeth:
Everybody loves to get a surprise. Life can be so dull
without a surprise.
When your spirits dragging and your oh so blue, it all
can change,
if your fates arranged a nice surprise for you.
All the world enjoys a lovely surprise. Life’s a chore,
a bore without a surprise.
When everything seems hopeless then you realize,
there’s nothing like a wonderful surprise.
Elizabeth: [Spoken]
Allow me to present my entourage, I never travel
without them.
Marcia, nails, Sasha, makeup, Tasha, hair,
Basha, wardrobe, and Bob my astrologer.
Ensemble:
Everybody loves to get a surprise.
Elizabeth:
Everybody loves a little surprise.
Ensemble:
No one could refuse a little surprise.
Elizabeth:
Protestants and Jews all love a surprise.
Ensemble:
When you’re melancholy
Elizabeth:
Oh boo hoo, hoo
Ensemble:
And you start to cry
Elizabeth:
Don’t you start to cry
Ensemble:
Cause a nice surprise will dry your eyes and troubles
go bye, bye
Elizabeth:
Bye, bye
Frau and Igor:
Some folks don’t appreciate a surprise.
Elizabeth:
No one could refuse a teeny weeny surprise.
Frau and Igor:
Specially if they’re naked when their surprised
Elizabeth:
Everyone could use a lovely surprise
Frau and Igor:
If you know whats’ doing
Elizabeth:
A surprise is brewing
Frau and Igor:
Here’s what we advise, never bother people with a
surprise.
Elizabeth:
Freddy, are you ready for a simply stunning surprise?
It’s me x 4
Frau and Igor:
Some folks don’t appreciate a surprise.
Elizabeth:
Freddy darling!
It’s me x 5
Igor and Frau:
Specially if they’re naked when their surprised
Elizabeth:
Stop your crying, don’t be blue, it all can change, if
a nice surprise’s for you!
All the world enjoys a lovely surprise.
Igor and Frau:
Some folks don’t appreciate a surprise,
Elizabeth:
Surprise!
Embrace the unexpected and let the fates devise a
stunning,
cunning, wonderful surp…
Frederick!
Dr. Frankenstein:
Elizabeth!
Inga:
Scheiza
All:

My conscience finally got to me
Workin' sixty hours a week
Leavin' her alone, bored to death at home
So, one day, I asked off early
I dropped that bottle of wine
When I flipped on the light
You can't imagine my
Surprise, they were havin' a real good time
Yeah, I nearly lost my mind
When I saw the leather an' spikes around her neck
An' he was handcuffed to my bed
An' I thought he was my friend
Guess, it was all lies, yeah, surprise
The judge gave her all I had
An' he did the same for my old friend
Yeah, his Lexus an' his house all went to his spouse
So, when I moved out, he just moved in
He went back to get his drawers
At the place he lived before
Guess who answered the door?
Surprise, I hooked up with his ex-wife
Who's prettier an' sweeter than mine
Now, we're livin' his XRI Jacuzzi bath
Yeah, we just sit back in them bubbles an' laugh
While they're livin' in my run down shack
Yeah, serves 'em right, surprise
Surprise, surprise, yeah, that trip to Mali sure was nice
Oh, in Vegas, we rolled the dice
Now, it's steak an' taters every night
Next weekend, yeah, we're headed off to Disneyland
Yeah, I knew he was rich but now

Think sharp, be wise
Look deep into wandering eyes
Be kind, be firm
And hope they leave having learned
The truth, no lies
Getting pushed around is no surprise
Endure and be sure you believe enough
To rise again
Two weeks, three days
When your home it's all the same
Time flies, time buys
Everything but the day you left behind
For now you feel
That you've finally found what's real
And soon it'll change
'cause nothing stays the same

It?s cool being the only one but it?s lonely
I could have fallen in the stove
A thousand times before
If only someone had known me
They say there?s someone for everyone
Oh, plus the word will be never done
When all you need is to be met half way
But nobody tried
Don?t be surprised
Don?t be surprised
Don?t be surprised
There are hills and mountains between us
Always something to get over
Needless to say it?s a wonderful day
I just noticed how nice it was to know ya
Oh, but be ready to sacrifice
If you love him you should tell him twice
Because when everything that?s alive
Ultimately dies, oh Lord
Don?t be surprised
Don?t be surprised
Don?t be surprised
Somebody?s watching
Maybe you want 'em to see you
But with your regrets and secrets
You don?t really want them to be you
Well, you can make believe I?m that
And for now I?ll be just fine
But when the child grows up to have more
Than just your eyes
Don?t be surprised
Don?t be surprised
Don?t be surprised
Now the ending to every story is most enchanting
Now whether it's heaven or hell
I wear it well
Please forgive me for rambling
I just wanted ya?ll
To know that I don?t know it all
So when that big ole smile ends up
Being just a disguise
Don?t be surprised
Don?t be surprised
Oh Lord
Don?t be surprised
Oh Lord
Don?t be surprised
I said, "Don?t be, don?t be surprised"
There?s nothing left in here

Vine oaspete la mine,
Bunicutul meu destept...
Oare unde-o sa se aseze?
Am atatea pioneze,
Hai bunicule te-astept!
Si bunica ii pune viza
Am si pentru ea surpriza
Eu ma duc s-o pregatesc...
Buni, te iubesc!
Uite, zboara avionul!
N-ar fi rau sa-l memorez.
Am carbune, am burete
Si in odaie pe un perete
Eu incep sa il desenez.
Mama nici nu intra bine
Ca incepe sa lesine,
De placere banuiesc...
Mami, te iubesc!
Ma grabesc la gradinita!
Si pe acolo treaba e.
Am rochita, sunt fetita,
Dar ma duc sa-l cert pe Ghita
Stie Ghita pentru ce.
Lasa sa stie acum si tata
Ca sunt cea mai cuminte fata
De pe globul Pamantesc...
Tati, te iubesc!

My name is Smith
Your silence is my trade
My name is Smith
Here in this bar you fade out
Time heals nothing
It merely rearranges our memory
In zero bars
Even time no longer seems willing to try
Please look around
Empty faces that never quite die
Don't be surprised
Their bodies move by habit, look in their eyes
Nothing is real
If you break down and cry they won't even stare
Nobody feels
It's far too risky to admit that you care
My name is Smith
Your silence is my trade
My name is Smith

Yellow eyes.
Yellow moon.
Distract me till the dawn.
Trace my lips.
Search my brow
for any others you might find.
Surprise.
Didn't know you had it in you.
Lemon drop
your heavy heart.
hold you up to the light.
Trace your lips.
Search your brow
for any others I might find.
Surprise.

Vine oaspete la mine
Bunicutul meu destept...
Oare unde-o sa se aseze?
Am atatea pioneze,
Hai bunicule te-astept!
Si bunica ii pune viza
Am si pentru ea surpriza
Eu ma duc s-o pregatesc...
Buni, te iubesc!
Uite, zboara avionul!
N-ar fi rau sa-l memorez.
Am carbune, am burete
Si in odaie pe un perete
Eu incep sa il desenez
Mama nici nu intra bine,
Ca incepe sa lesine
De placere banuiesc...
Mami, te iubesc!
Ma grabesc la gradinita!
Si pe acolo treaba e.
Am rochita sunt fetita,
Dar ma duc sa-l cert pe Ghita
Stie Ghita pentru ce.
Lasa stie acum si tata
Ca sunt cea mai cuminte fata
De pe globul Pamantesc...
Tati, te iubesc!

Surprise I'm still here
Aren't you glad did you miss me
Surprise I'm still here
But I can't stay for the evening
But here just press play
It's my new song
Now why you weeping â- no no no no
Now don't, don't try to mess with me
I really don't really need your sad approval
Let me state the facts
I would never bring you a glass of flowers
Trying to get you back
I really don't really need your sad approval
Let me state the facts
I'm at the top and I'm not gonna drop
Little baby
Surprise I'm a pro
Though you told me to rethink
Surprise this is, is "TYE"
She's my girl
Look at my ring
Repeat Chorus

Yet Another Night Has Fallen On Our Eyes But That Is Nothing, Hey Nothing You Still Take Me By Surprise
Don't Go, Relax Go Slow, Go Back
Don't Spread Your Wings Just Buy, Collect Your Things Don't Fail, Don't Lose Because You Ain't Gonna Choose
I Think I Do I'm Gonna Make It Up To You
Yet Another Night Has Fallen On Our Eyes But That Is Nothing, Hey Nothing You Still Take Me By Surprise
We Are Free, My Ass We Are All Bound By Fake Success Don't Need, Don't Want Do Nothing 'cause You're Wrong Don't Straight, Don't Gay Just Stay In Shades Of Gray Well I Think I Do Then I'll Make It Up To You
Yet Another Night Has Fallen On Our Eyes But That Is Nothing, Oh Nothing You Just Take Me By Surprise
Surprise...

I don't care what your motives are
For all I know your might break my heart
I'm scared if we go to far
And heaven or in hell
You can never tell
How things will turn out
There's a light in your eyes
It might be telling lies
It might be paradise
Don't know how don't know why
You took me by surprise
And know my hopes are rising high
You send me out
Beyond my wildest dreams
High on life
At least it seems that way
If what you say is
Who you really are
Then I don't care