Osprey (2014)

Actors

• Deke Anderson (actor)
• Kerry Beyer (actor)
• Donny Boaz (actor)
• Matthew Carter (actor)
• Jason Douglas (actor)
• Cory Hart (actor)
• Haley Hussey (actor)
• Seán Patrick Judge (actor)
• Mike Kiely (actor)
• Serhat Midyat (actor)
• Nick W. Nicholson (actor)
• Troy Parker (actor)
• Bill Ross (actor)
• Gary Smith (actor)
• Syed Afser (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Drama
• Thriller

Taglines:

Trust no one.

Metéora (2012)

Actors

• Theo Alexander (actor)
• Adonis Kapsalis (actor)
• Tamila Koulieva-Karantinaki (actress)
• Theo Alexander (producer)
• Philippe Bober (producer)
• Alexander Bohr (producer)
• Adonis Kapsalis (producer)
• Susanne Marian (producer)
• Yolanda Markopoulou (producer)
• Asimakis Alfa Pagidas (producer)
• Frank Ramirez (producer)
• Spiros Stathoulopoulos (producer)
• Kico Velarde (producer)
• Asimakis Alfa Pagidas (writer)
• Spiros Stathoulopoulos (writer)

Genres

• Drama
• Romance

Monk: Reloaded (2012)

Actors

• Richard James Allen (actor)
• Richard J. Allen (producer)
• Karen Pearlman (producer)
• Richard J. Allen (director)
• Karen Pearlman (editor)

Genres

• Musical
• Short

Kung Fu Graffiti (2010)

Actors

• Zach Arenson (actor)
• Thomas Beecher (actor)
• Isai Rivera Blas (actor)
• Joseph Canales (actor)
• Joey Chanlin (actor)
• Alex Clark (actor)
• Joe Clarke (actor)
• Eddie Damisch (actor)
• Aaron Ekland (actor)
• Andy Endorf (actor)
• Donald Fabian (actor)
• Justin Galles (actor)
• Greg Geffrard (actor)
• Danny Harpenau (actor)
• Stevie Ray Ackerman (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy

Archon Defender (2009)

Actors

• Kevin A. (actor)
• Kevin A. (actor)
• Kevin A. (actor)
• Peter Church (actor)
• Peter Church (actor)
• Peter Church (actor)
• Chris Kerba (actor)
• Chris Kerba (actor)
• Chris Kerba (actor)
• Chris Kerba (actor)
• Chris Kerba (actor)
• Brian Koiter (actor)
• Geoff Kolomayz (actor)
• David T. Krupicz (actor)
• Kevin A. (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Animation
• Fantasy
• Sci-Fi
• War

Taglines:

Where do you draw your line in the sand?

Fractalus (2005)

Actors

• John Butterfield (actor)
• Dominic Comperatore (actor)
• Johnny Davis (actor)
• Ed Denette (actor)
• Orlando Estrada (actor)
• Peter Lavin (actor)
• Brandon Perry (actor)
• Manuel Rodriguez (actor)
• Harvey Silver (actor)
• Maury Sterling (actor)
• Amir Talai (actor)
• Gilbert Upshaw (actor)
• Luke Van Pelt (actor)
• Tristian Wolf (actor)
• Americus Abesamis (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Sci-Fi
• Short

Der Name der Rose (1986)

Actors

• Franco Adducci (actor)
• Urs Althaus (actor)
• Elya Baskin (actor)
• Mark Bellinghaus (actor)
• Peter Berling (actor)
• Carlo Bianchino (actor)
• Andrew Birkin (actor)
• Lucien Bodard (actor)
• Lars Bodin-Jorgensen (actor)
• Eugenio Bonardi (actor)
• Gaston Bonheur (actor)
• Niko Brücher (actor)
• Alberto Capone (actor)
• Aristide Caporale (actor)
• F. Murray Abraham (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama
• Mystery
• Thriller

Taglines:

Who, in the name of God, is getting away with murder?
A story of unholy murder.
They believed in God, but traded with the Devil
Sie glaubten an Gott und waren des Teufels.

Quotes:

William of Baskerville: We are very fortunate to have such snowy ground here. It is often the parchment on which the criminal unwittingly writes his autograph. Now, what do you read from these footprints here?

William of Baskerville: Adso, if I knew the answers to everything, I would be teaching theology in Paris.

The Abbot: We found the body after a hailstorm, horribly mutilated, dashed against a rock at the foot of the tower, under a window which was, uh, how shall I say this? I trust...::William of Baskerville: Which was found closed.::The Abbot: Somebody told you?::William of Baskerville: Had it been found open, you would not have spoken of spiritual unease - you would have concluded that he'd fallen.::The Abbot: Brother William, the window cannot be opened! Nor was the glass shattered, nor is there any access to the roof above.

William of Baskerville: My dear Adso, we must not allow ourselves to be influenced by irrational rumors of the Antichrist, hmm? Let us instead exercise our brains and try to solve this tantalizing conundrum.

Jorge de Burgos: Laughter is a devilish wind which deforms, uh, the lineaments of the face and makes men look like monkeys.::William of Baskerville: Monkeys do not laugh. Laughter is particular to men.::Jorge de Burgos: As is sin. Christ never laughed.::William of Baskerville: Can we be so sure?::Jorge de Burgos: There is nothing in the Scriptures to say that he did.::William of Baskerville: And there's nothing in the Scriptures to say that he did not. Why, even the saints have been known to employ comedy, to ridicule the enemies of the Faith. For example, when the pagans plunged St. Maurice into the boiling water, he complained that his bath was too cold. The Sultan put his hand in... scalded himself.

[after seeing a rat while searching for a secret route to the library]::William of Baskerville: The rats love parchment even more than scholars do. Let's follow him!

William of Baskerville: She is already burnt flesh, Adso. Bernardo Gui has spoken: she is a witch.::Adso of Melk: But that's not true, and you know it!::William of Baskerville: I know. I also know that anyone who disputes the verdict of an Inquisitor is guilty of heresy.

William of Baskerville: But what is so alarming about laughter?::Jorge de Burgos: Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith, because without fear of the Devil there is no more need of God.

William of Baskerville: I too was an Inquisitor, but in the early days, when the Inquisition strove to guide, not to punish. And once I had to preside at a trial of a man whose only crime was to have translated a Greek book that conflicted with the Holy Scriptures. Bernardo Gui wanted him condemned as a heretic; I - acquitted the man. Then Bernardo Gui accused *me* of heresy, for having defended him. I appealed to the Pope. I - I was put in prison, tortured, and... and I recanted.::Adso of Melk: What happened then?::William of Baskerville: The man was burned at the stake and I am still alive.

William of Baskerville: The only evidence I see of the antichrist here is everyones desire to see him at work.

The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985)

Actors

• Eugene J. Anthony (actor)
• Marty Appel (actor)
• Murray Bandel (actor)
• Wade Barnes (actor)
• Albert S. Bennett (actor)
• Edwin Bordo (actor)
• Maurice Brenner (actor)
• Peter Castellotti (actor)
• Ken Chapin (actor)
• Alexander Cohen (actor)
• Robert Dahdah (actor)
• Jeff Daniels (actor)
• Jeff Daniels (actor)
• Tom Degidon (actor)
• Danny Aiello (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Romance

Taglines:

She's finally met the man of her dreams. He's not real but you can't have everything. [Video]

Quotes:

Tom Baxter: You make love without fading out?

Tom Baxter: Dad was a card. I never met him. He died before the movie began.

Cecilia: I just met a wonderful new man. He's fictional but you can't have everything.

The Countess: Go with the real guy, honey, we're limited.::Rita: Go with Tom! He's got no flaws!::Delilah: Go with SOMEBODY, child, 'cause I's gettin' bored.

Tom Baxter: Cecilia, it's clear how miserable you are with your husband. And if he hits you again, you tell me. I'd be forced to knock his teeth out.::Cecilia: I don't think that'd be such a good idea. He's big.::Tom Baxter: I'm sorry. It's written into my character to do it, so I do it.

Tom Baxter: I don't get hurt or bleed, hair doesn't muss; it's one of the advantages of being imaginary.

Tom Baxter: I was thinking about some very deep things. About God and his relation with Irving Saks and R.H. Levine. And I was thinking about life in general. The origin of everything we see about us. The finality of death; how almost magical it seems in the real world, as opposed to the world of celluloid and flickering shadows.::Hooker: [to another hooker] Where did you FIND this clown?

Tom Baxter: [to Cecilia] I love you. I'm honest, dependable, courageous, romantic, and a great kisser.::Gil Shepherd: And I'm real.

Movie Patron: You can't talk to my wife that way - who do you think you are?::The Countess: I'm a genuine countess with a lot of dough, and if that's your wife she's a tub of guts.

Gil's Agent: Tom Baxter's come down off the screen and he's running around New Jersey!... Nobody knows how it happened, but he's done it.::Gil Shepherd: How can he do that? It's not physically possible!::Gil's Agent: In New Jersey anything can happen.

Raw Force (1982)

Actors

• Carl Anthony (actor)
• Kurek Ashley (actor)
• Gerry Bailey (actor)
• Bayani Balingit (actor)
• Brad Barnes (actor)
• Frank Belgica (actor)
• Don Gordon Bell (actor)
• Tony Beso (actor)
• Geoffrey Binney (actor)
• Jess Bonzo (actor)
• Jay Bumpus (actor)
• Bob Campbell (actor)
• Roger Capilitan (actor)
• Mike Cohen (actor)
• Frank Aguila (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Horror

Taglines:

...Invaders of the Jade Tombs!
Its nourishment - human flesh. Its guardian - the undead. Its sanctuary - the island
Raw Force! Untamed and Unleashed to Kill!
Once on the island the excitement and horror begins.
One blow! The deathblow!

Quotes:

Bartender: [breaks a block of ice with his head, hands the girl her drink and asks] Wanna have dinner tonight, babycakes?

Religious Freak: Tell me about the centerfold you're doing.::Betty: The centerfold? Well, it's really not for positive sure yet. Well, we still have to...::Religious Freak: [interrupting her] Why are you doing it? For the money?::Betty: Well, like I said, I don't even know if I...::Religious Freak: [interrupting her again] For the publicity?::Betty: Well, sure, I guess you could say that I...::Religious Freak: [interrupting her yet again] You're not doing it for the publicity. I know why you're doing it.::Betty: Why am I doing it then?::Religious Freak: For the devil.::Betty: The devil?::Religious Freak: Yeah. Look around this place. It's the devil's den.::Betty: [chuckles] Are you joking?::Religious Freak: [seriously] No Betty, the devil's no joke.

Hazel Buck: I'm going shopping. Is there anything you need, besides deodorant?

Thomas Speer: That is pure bullshit, mein friend!

Thomas Speer: You can't do nothing right, Cooper! You stupid sonofabitch! You should have been destroyed at birth! That's what I get for teaming up with a hippie!

voice over the PA system: We are now departing. Those of you tossing money, they are again reminding you that the divers requested that you do not throw pennies, nickels, or dimes. Only quarters and above.

voice over the PA system: Those of you who wish to end up sitting on the toilet for the rest of the trip, with violent, projectile diarrhea, try the Hungarian food in our restaurant, courtesy of Michelle the Hungarian bitch.

Captain Harry Dodds: Madam will you please get...::Hazel Buck: [interrupts him] Don't call me madam!::Captain Harry Dodds: Mrs. Buck will you...::Hazel Buck: That Ms. Buck!

Blonde: [while stripping down to her underwear] I took this cruise to get myself out of the country.::Steve: Why?::Blonde: There's a stupid little murder warrant out for my arrest::[throws her underwear over her shoulder, then lays down on the bed, completely nude, on her stomach]

Blonde: [after being tied to the bed, and being spanked by the biker] Get your filthy hands off me, asshole!

Moonlight Murder (1936)

Actors

• Ernie Alexander (actor)
• Jack Baxley (actor)
• Don Brodie (actor)
• Ralph Brooks (actor)
• Leo Carrillo (actor)
• Leonard Ceeley (actor)
• Pedro de Cordoba (actor)
• Billy Dooley (actor)
• Edward Hearn (actor)
• Louis Hughes (actor)
• J.P. McGowan (actor)
• Frank McHugh (actor)
• Robert McWade (actor)
• Grant Mitchell (actor)
• Ernie Adams (actor)

Genres

• Mystery

Monk Filmography

• The Barren Land
  2001, role: actor

Monk, Will Filmography

• Good Guys Finish Last
  2009, role: actor , character name: Fan

Monks, The Filmography

• Monks - The Transatlantic Feedback
  2006, role: composer

Monk

Former police detective Adrian Monk ('Tony Shalhoub' (qv)) has suffered from intensified obsessive- compulsive disorder and a variety of phobias since the murder of his wife, Trudy, in 1997. Despite his photographic memory and his amazing ability to piece tiny clues together, he is now on psychiatric leave from the San Francisco Police Department. Aided by his friend and practical nurse, Sharona Fleming ('Bitty Schram' (qv)), Monk works as a freelance detective/consultant, hoping to convince his former boss, Captain Stottlemeyer ('Ted Levine' (qv)), to allow him to return to the force. Stottlemeyer wavers between admiration for Monk and annoyance at his eccentricities. Moreover, he harbors serious doubts about the wisdom of allowing Monk to carry a gun. Stottlemeyer's second-in-command, Lieutenant Disher ('Jason Gray-Stanford' (qv)), also has his doubts about Monk but seems to be developing a reluctant admiration for the "defective detective."

Cast

• Tony Shalhoub
• Ted Levine
• Jason Gray-Stanford
• Traylor Howard
• Bitty Schram
• Stanley Kamel
• Emmy Clarke
• Kane Ritchotte
• Tim Bagley
• Hawk Younkins
• Virginia Madsen
• Jarrad Paul
• Glenne Headly
• Melora Hardin
• Hector Elizondo

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Mr. Monk and the Candidate: Part 1
  Sharona: You're going straight to hell.::Adrian Monk: I am in hell....
• Episode 2: Mr. Monk and the Candidate: Part 2
  [after a tense standoff between Monk and Stottlemeyer]::Sharona Fleming: [to Disher] What is that, y...
• Episode 3: Mr. Monk and the Psychic
  [Stottlemeyer enters his office to find Monk and Sharona waiting]::Capt. Stottlemeyer: Oh, excuse me...
• Episode 4: Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale
  Sharona Fleming: Don't you ever wonder why you don't get invited anywhere?::Adrian Monk: No, not rea...
• Episode 5: Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival
  Adrian Monk: And now, you didn't touch this guy?::Lt. Adam Kirk: No, I didn't touch him.::Adrian Mon...
• Episode 6: Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum
  [Sharona reads one of Dr. Gould's journals]::Sharona Fleming: "Dr. Murdock has assured me that I am ...
• Episode 7: Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger
  Sharona Fleming: [about Sydney Teal] Not exactly Batman.::Adrian Monk: This guy, he was... What's th...
• Episode 8: Mr. Monk and the Other Woman
  Adrian Monk: [hanging up his cell phone after talking to Stottlemeyer] That was Sharona. Her son got...
• Episode 9: Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man
  Adrian Monk: What do we have?::Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: We got a dead girl. She lives on the, uh...
• Episode 10: Mr. Monk Takes a Vacation
  [last lines]::Sharona Fleming: No. No. Forget it. No more vacations. The next time you try to make m...
• Episode 11: Mr. Monk and the Earthquake
  Capt. Stottlemeyer: [as he's restraining Wright] I'm surprised you can talk with a broken jaw.::Darr...
• Episode 12: Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger
  Adrian Monk: [Monk just walked onto Willie Nelson's bus] Do you smell something?::Willie Nelson: No,...
• Episode 13: Mr. Monk and the Airplane
  Sharona Fleming: Oh, my God. It's Tim Daly.::Adrian Monk: Who's Tim Daly?::Sharona Fleming: He's an ...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Mr. Monk Goes Back to School
  Adrian Monk: What's up with that 'k'?...
• Episode 2: Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico
  [Monk is dehydrated]::Adrian Monk: He was a thirsty victim...::Sharona Fleming: Adrian.::Adrian Monk...
• Episode 3: Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame
  [Adrian uses a moist towelette to clean home plate]::Boy: [slipping] Whoa!::Adrian Monk: Do-over....
• Episode 4: Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus
  [Stottlemeyer is reconstructing the crime for Monk]::Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: It's after midnigh...
• Episode 5: Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man
  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: A hundred and fifteen? People that old, they die! It's like their job!...
• Episode 6: Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater
  Sharona Fleming: How was the dating?::Adrian Monk: It was hell. Thank God I'm not single.::Sharona F...
• Episode 7: Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect
  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk, give me something else, any theory at all besides the coma guy. I...
• Episode 8: Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
  Dexter Larson: [Lt. Disher has just sat down on the bed with a built in massager and turned it on] W...
• Episode 9: Mr. Monk and the 12th Man
  Mrs. Ling: When I fix this shirt, you don't complain, 'cause you good customer. You come back anytim...
• Episode 10: Mr. Monk and the Paperboy
  [Nestor and Jose Alvarez are delivering newspapers. Nestor is killed]::Jose Alvarez: Nestor! Why? Fo...
• Episode 11: Mr. Monk and the Three Pies
  Ambrose Monk: [about Adrian] You should have seen him. Going into stores and buying things all by hi...
• Episode 12: Mr. Monk and the T.V. Star
  Sharona Fleming: I think You enjoy stabbing and shooting me.::Adrian Monk: No I don't enjoy it... Bu...
• Episode 13: Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny
  Julie Parlo: [walks up to Stottlemeyer] Excuse me, Captain Stottlemeyer?::Captain Leland Stottlemeye...
• Episode 14: Mr. Monk and the Captain's Wife
  Capt. Stottlemeyer: Did Adrian Monk just jump into a garbage truck?...
• Episode 15: Mr. Monk Gets Married
  [Sharona and Monk are posing as a married couple]::Sharona Fleming: Adrian, this is a picnic. You ha...
• Episode 16: Mr. Monk Goes to Jail
  [Monk is investigating a prison]::Adrian Monk: I'm out of here. This place is like a prison.::Sharon...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan
  Warrick Tennyson: [Monk is in the hospital room of one of the men involved in his wife's murder] You...
• Episode 2: Mr. Monk and the Panic Room
  Benjy Fleming: They were giving him a wedgie.::Adrian Monk: What's a wedgie?::Benjy Fleming: It's wh...
• Episode 3: Mr. Monk and the Blackout
  [during yet another blackout]::Adrian Monk: I can't find my night vision goggles! There is a fatal f...
• Episode 4: Mr. Monk Gets Fired
  Adrian Monk: [to the commisioner] So, you would let a murderer, a man who killed two people in cold ...
• Episode 5: Mr. Monk Meets the Godfather
  Disher: You know, some people think I'm dangerous.::Sharona Fleming: Yeah, people driving behind you...
• Episode 6: Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
  Harold J. Krenshaw: Good bye Adrian.::Adrian Monk: I'll see you in hell Harold!...
• Episode 7: Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month
  [waiting in a diner for Monk]::Sharona Fleming: So where is he, anyway?::Joe Christie: Well, when I ...
• Episode 8: Mr. Monk and the Game Show
  Adrian Monk: [on the phone with Sharona, talking about Kevin] He's in the kitchen right now, naming ...
• Episode 9: Mr. Monk Takes His Medicine
  [Monk imagines himself talking with the "spirit" of his late wife Trudy]::Trudy: Hello Adrian. You'r...
• Episode 10: Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
  [trying to exit the "Miracle of Birth" exhibit]::Natalie Teeger: We have to go out through the pelvi...
• Episode 11: Mr. Monk vs. the Cobra
  [the police have to find Monk, who has been buried alive inside a coffin in a graveyard]::Captain Le...
• Episode 12: Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever
  Adrian Monk: I happen to believe all men are brothers. Every man's... bent antenna... diminishes me....
• Episode 13: Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic
  Adrian Monk: I play the clarinet... I played with Willie, you know, Nelson.::Jonathan Davis: Nelson?...
• Episode 14: Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas
  Adrian Monk: There's an old saying: Don't change anything... *ever*!::Natalie Teeger: [skeptical] Th...
• Episode 15: Mr. Monk and the Election
  [while Stottlemeyer and Monk question Harold Krenshaw, Stottlemeyer takes a bite of a coconut donut]...
• Episode 16: Mr. Monk and the Kid
  911 Operator: Sir, what is the nature of your emergency?::Adrian Monk: It's everywhere! B.M. It's B....
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Mr. Monk and the Other Detective
  Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, are you okay? Everybody's waiting.::Adrian Monk: It's over there.::Natalie...
• Episode 2: Mr. Monk Goes Home Again
  Capt. Stottlemeyer: Well, Ambrose, that's very... that's... I don't know what the hell that is....
• Episode 3: Mr. Monk Stays in Bed
  Natalie: Does it ever get to you, seeing people dead?::Disher: It did for a while. But I got used to...
• Episode 4: Mr. Monk Goes to the Office
  Natalie: YOU ate nachos!...
• Episode 5: Mr. Monk Gets Drunk
  [after finding out how his favorite Cabernet is made]::Adrian Monk: I've been drinking that wine for...
• Episode 6: Mr. Monk and Mrs. Monk
  Adrian Monk: [to a widow at a cemetery] Don't worry, he'll stay dead. This is an excellent cemetery,...
• Episode 7: Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding
  [Randy has been hit by a car]::Natalie Teeger: How's he doing?::Capt. Stottlemeyer: A broken arm. A ...
• Episode 8: Mr. Monk and Little Monk
  [Sherry Judd and Adrian Monk are looking at a painting in an art gallery]::Sherry Judd: I love this ...
• Episode 9: Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
  Adrian Monk: [in this scene everybody is handing out presents as secret Santas] Captain.::Capt. Stot...
• Episode 10: Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show
  Natalie Teeger: [notices how Lt. Disher is striking a pose with one foot on a rock and his elbow res...
• Episode 11: Mr. Monk Bumps His Head
  Adrian Monk: I- I'm a roofer?::Cora: That's your job... I'll tell you what, tiger. You fix the roof ...
• Episode 12: Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage
  Natalie Teeger: Just remember the old saying, whenever God closes one door....::Capt. Stottlemeyer: ...
• Episode 13: Mr. Monk and the Big Reward
  Lt. Randall Disher: Was Tony a goldfish?...
• Episode 14: Mr. Monk and the Astronaut
  Adrian Monk: [to Natalie] Why don't you ask the Captain?::Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Whatever it i...
• Episode 15: Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist
  Dr. Oliver Bloom: [walks into his room preparing to torture Monk] Hello again, Mr. Monk. [pause] Is ...
• Episode 16: Mr. Monk Gets Jury Duty
  Adrian Monk: Don't get me wrong. It's a great system. It really is the best justice system in the wo...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Mr. Monk and the Actor
  Actor Playing Stottlemeyer: [talking on fake cellphone] Uh look, I know he's a bit eccentric, but Ad...
• Episode 2: Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike
  Adrian Monk: It is no secret that rock and roll stars collect antiques - especially antique chairs....
• Episode 3: Mr. Monk and the Big Game
  Adrian Monk: [trying to give Natalie a boost up to a very high window] Up you go.::Natalie Teeger: [...
• Episode 4: Mr. Monk Can't See a Thing
  Rusty: Thirty smoke detectors? For five rooms?::Adrian Monk: Plus two hallways and a vestibule.::Rus...
• Episode 5: Mr. Monk, Private Eye
  Adrian Monk: You owe me 85 cents.::Natalie Teeger: Fine. Take it out of my paycheck.::Adrian Monk: D...
• Episode 6: Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion
  Natalie Teeger: Well this looks delicious. So this is where you ate? I mean was this your "hangout"?...
• Episode 7: Mr. Monk Gets a New Shrink
  Adrian Monk: I'm Adrian Monk, here to see Dr. Sorenson.::Sorenson's Receptionist: Fill this out.::Ad...
• Episode 8: Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert
  [Stottlemeyer notices that Randy faked being sick to go to the Band Jam. He gets out his cell phone ...
• Episode 9: Mr. Monk Meets His Dad
  Jack Monk: Adrian! How are you?::Adrian Monk: How am I? Is that what you said?::Jack Monk: Yes. How ...
• Episode 10: Mr. Monk and the Leper
  Adrian Monk: [forcefully scrubbing his hands] Anymore soap?::Natalie Teeger: That's it.::Adrian Monk...
• Episode 11: Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
  Adrian Monk: [leaving the supermarket with his groceries in paper bags] Wait. Wait. I *will* take pl...
• Episode 12: Mr. Monk Is at Your Service
  [Monk is morosely fishing for advice on a different career]::Adrian Monk: What about you, Mr. Davenp...
• Episode 13: Mr. Monk Is on the Air
  Kevin Dorfman: You only go around once in this life.::Adrian Monk: That's the best news I've heard a...
• Episode 14: Mr. Monk Visits a Farm
  Sheriff Margie Butterfield: Loosen up! What are you afraid of?::Adrian Monk: Well... pretty long lis...
• Episode 15: Mr. Monk and the Really, Really Dead Guy
  Adrian Monk: Here's what happened!...
• Episode 16: Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital
  Adrian Monk: [at the emergency room check-in desk, holding his head tilted back for a nose bleed, un...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
  [Natalie is trying to convince Monk to take part in a SFPD bachelor auction]::Natalie Teeger: Don't ...
• Episode 2: Mr. Monk and the Rapper
  Lt. Randall Disher: [just tried to sing on of Murderuss's songs] I could've done it right if I had a...
• Episode 3: Mr. Monk and the Naked Man
  USA...
• Episode 4: Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend
  Natalie Teeger: Randy, what we're about to tell you is absolutely confidential; you cannot repeat it...
• Episode 5: Mr. Monk and the Birds and the Bees
  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: He's the man.::Adrian Monk: I don't think he's the man; I think he's th...
• Episode 6: Mr. Monk and the Buried Treasure
  Pez: What's with the bubble wrap?::Adrian Monk: Here's the thing... it's my... whats the word? MINE....
• Episode 7: Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
  [Randy is reciting a car's VIN to the Captain so he can enter it into a database search]::Lt. Randal...
• Episode 8: Mr. Monk and the Wrong Man
  Adrian Monk: [after accidentally angering Barton by telling him that his ex-wife might be seeing som...
• Episode 9: Mr. Monk Is Up All Night
  [Lt. Disher has arrived at a night time crime scene wearing "Captain America" pyjamas]::Adrian Monk:...
• Episode 10: Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa Claus
  Adrian Monk: [during a traffic jam] Oh, I hate Christmas...::Julie Teeger: How can you not like Chri...
• Episode 11: Mr. Monk Joins a Cult
  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: She moved to North Beach, rented a basement apartment and started worki...
• Episode 12: Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
  [Monk, Natalie, Disher, and Stottlemeyer have been sealed in a bank vault by a crooked employee]::Ad...
• Episode 13: Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
  Adrian Monk: The mother died three months ago, the son never reported it.::Dr. Charles Kroger: Now, ...
• Episode 14: Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece
  Lt. Randall Disher: Natalie, what are you doing? Hey, HEY! What are you doing?::[He wrestles Monk's ...
• Episode 15: Mr. Monk Is on the Run: Part 1
  County Judge: Bail is set to $900,000.::Monk's Lawyer: [Monk whispers to the Defense Attorney] Ahhh,...
• Episode 16: Mr. Monk Is on the Run: Part II
  [Natalie tracks Monk to the car wash where he is hiding]::Adrian Monk: [trying to hide his face] Hol...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: Mr. Monk Buys a House
  [Monk has called "Honest Jake" over to repair an off-centered lamp]::Adrian Monk: Just-just be caref...
• Episode 2: Mr. Monk and the Genius
  Adrian Monk: To me, quitting would be like giving up....
• Episode 3: Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever
  Billy Logan: Excuse me, new girl. New girl, you're off your mark.::Natalie Teeger: My mark?::Billy L...
• Episode 4: Mr. Monk Takes a Punch
  Adrian Monk: I am the beast!...
• Episode 5: Mr. Monk Is Underwater
  Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, I've been on these boats. These boats are so big, they don't even feel lik...
• Episode 6: Mr. Monk Falls in Love
  [Randy has been speculating on who the suspect is based on a charm bracelet]::Captain Leland Stottle...
• Episode 7: Mr. Monk's 100th Case
  [first lines]::Announcer: In Focus: an unfiltered look at the news, the people behind the news, and ...
• Episode 8: Mr. Monk Gets Hypnotized
  Adrian Monk: You're all never going to see me again. Ever. [holds up five-dollar bill] 'Cause I'm go...
• Episode 9: Mr. Monk and the Miracle
  Julie Teeger: So, why do they call you the Professor?::Natalie Teeger: Julie, it's probably because ...
• Episode 10: Mr. Monk's Other Brother
  [walking away after interviewing a suspect]::Adrian Monk: I'm eighty percent sure he's the guy.::[Re...
• Episode 11: Mr. Monk on Wheels
  Adrian Monk: [arriving at John Kuramoto's house while tracking the bike. He knocks on the door] Hell...
• Episode 12: Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door
  [repeated line]::Marge Johnson: Come on, be a pirate!...
• Episode 13: Mr. Monk Makes the Playoffs
  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Beer. Nature's "off" switch....
• Episode 14: Mr. Monk and the Bully
  Lt. Randall Disher: How do we tell them apart?::[Marilyn coughs up water]::Lt. Randall Disher: Say "...
• Episode 15: Mr. Monk and the Magician
  Adrian Monk: [seeing Kevin lying -dead- on the floor] Kevin? Are you trying to levitate?...
• Episode 16: Mr. Monk Fights City Hall
  Harold Krenshaw: I'm talking about your new therapist, the mystery doctor, the genius you're always ...
• Season 8
• Episode 1: Mr. Monk's Favorite Show
  Adrian Monk: [arguing with Natalie about who is first in line while waiting at a bookstore for Chris...
• Episode 2: Mr. Monk and the Foreign Man
  Samuel Waingaya: No man is greater friend than Adrian Monk.::Adrian Monk: No man has a greater frien...
• Episode 3: Mr. Monk and the UFO
  USA...
• Episode 4: Mr. Monk Is Someone Else
  Lt. Randall Disher: I'd like to meet him.::Natalie Teeger: Who's that?::Lt. Randall Disher: My twin,...
• Episode 5: Mr. Monk Takes the Stand
  The judge is named Santa Croce, after producer and unit production manager 'Anthony Santa Croce' (qv...
• Episode 6: Mr. Monk and the Critic
  Natalie Teeger: He did it! I don't know how he did it, but he did it.::Lt. Randall Disher: [points t...
• Episode 7: Mr. Monk and the Voodoo Curse
  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [entering Reverend Jorgensen's Voodoo Boutique] Whoa, Look at this plac...
• Episode 8: Mr. Monk Goes to Group Therapy
  USA...
• Episode 9: Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
  Natalie Teeger: [Running from 'hitmen' out to kill them] The Dumpster, The Dumpster!::Adrian Monk: A...
• Episode 10: Mr. Monk and Sharona
  Natalie Teeger: You paid her $20 a week more than me.::Adrian Monk: She had a kid!::Natalie Teeger: ...
• Episode 11: Mr. Monk and the Dog
  Natalie Teeger: [examining a painting] Could be a lover?::Adrian Monk: How do you figure?::Natalie T...
• Episode 12: Mr. Monk Goes Camping
  Monk tries to get reinstated but a committee member, Captain Willis is dead set against reinstating ...
• Episode 13: Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim found in Colin Park. He was shot once and then b...
• Episode 14: Mr. Monk and the Badge
  'Tony Shalhoub' (qv)'s wife Brooke Adams makes her 5th and last appearance in the series after appea...
• Episode 15: Mr. Monk and the End: Part 1
  USA...
• Episode 16: Mr. Monk and the End: Part II
  [Monk is holding his wife's killer at gunpoint]::Judge Ethan Rickover: You're gonna kill a federal j...