Raping. Robbing. Kidnapping. Killing ... The action never stops!
He breaks all the rules to get the job done
Plot
A story of a range-war in the Texas Panhandle in which the 'bad' brother villain fights for what is right...and commits murder in its name, and the 'good' brother hero sanctions wholesale cattle rusting and, reluctantly in the end, comes to the realization that maybe he isn't doing the right thing.
Keywords: 1880s, alias, amarillo-texas, ambush, big-brother, brother-brother-relationship, bullwhip, canyon, cattle-rustling, cattleman
Tom Cloud: I think you know who killed Juan.::Sheriff Elmer Gall: All right. It was you who horned into this valley when there wasn't room for you.::Tom Cloud: I made room - about fifteen mile!::Sheriff Elmer Gall: Yeah, and if you expect me to hold onto it for you, you can go rope a duck.::Tom Cloud: I don't expect anything from you. I came here to report a murder. And that's the last I'll hear of it.::Sheriff Elmer Gall: I'm not so sure. I'm getting pretty sick of the trouble you bring on.::Tom Cloud: Trouble? You don't know the meaning of the word.
James Cloud: It's a lucky thing for you, I happened to be passing through.::Tom Cloud: And you are gonna to keep on passing through too.::James Cloud: Why you kill me if I don't?::Tom Cloud: You know... someday it might come to that.
James Cloud: Well come on Boyce, Did I kill Kid Amador or not?::Earl Boyce: Why?... Can't you remember?::James Cloud: It escapes me.
Tom Cloud: Alright Which... you just went on wages.::James Cloud: Why Tom, I dont want wages from you. I just want half the place
Tom Cloud: When I get finish with the kid, I am comming for you.::James Cloud: You are?... Now how can I help you.::Tom Cloud: I don't care where you go, or what you do, but I'll find you.::James Cloud: Good luck.
Plot
The Pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock and found a colony. A very large number of Pilgrims can be seen standing in line... for their cigarette rations. A Pilgrim goes hunting for Thanksgiving dinner. He meets a black market turkey, one who sounds like Jimmy Durante. The turkey sells himself to the Pilgrim, but a chase ensues... The turkey can deflect machine gun bullets... when dressed as Superman. The two declare a truce and decide to eat together at Joe's Diner...
Keywords: 1620s, bazooka, bear, cartoon-turkey, eat-at-joe's, eaten-alive, falling-over-a-cliff, hunting, jimmy-durante-spoof, native-american
Plot
Blackout gags about the holidays. New Year's (the baby speaks to us). Valentine's Day (it's Leap Year, so the girl turns to the boy) Washington's Birthday (the cherry tree story). Arbor Day (a dog directs the placement of the tree). Easter (the bunny is menaced by the fox, who turns out to be a softy). April 1: no picture. Mother's Day: a decidedly low key reunion. Graduation day: the boy gets his diploma, and promptly joins a bread line. Halloween: the witch rides her broom, towing an advertising banner. Thanksgiving: A turkey for dinner, in more ways than one. Christmas: Santa's sleigh is an ice cream truck. New Year's: The Tournament of Roses parade; we see some floats.
Keywords: april-fool's-day, christmas, easter, george-washington, graduation, halloween, holiday, ice-cream-truck, merrie-melodies, montage
Narrator: Thanksgiving: a turkey day and a day of feasting throughout the land, when everyone has a turkey for dinner.::Turkey: [praying, speaking indistinctly] And thank you for this lovely turkey. TURKEY? WHAT AM I SAYING?::[he runs off; his tail feathers form a circle, then follow him]
Narrator: February 14: St. Valentine's Day, the sweetheart's holiday.::Little Girl: Hi, there, Tommy. Will you be my Valentine? Hmm? Will you? Huh? Will you?::Tommy: Oh, my darling! This is so sudden! Oh, I don't know how you say it! But you're so tender, so lovable, your eyes are blue-lipped blooms! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!::Narrator: Hey, there! Just a minute. You're a little crossed up, aren't you? Don't you realize this is leap year?::Little Girl: [impersonating Katharine Hepburn] Oh, my darling. This is so sudden. Really, it is. You're so sweet, so tender, so lovable.::[to the audience]::Little Girl: And this is so silly, don't you think?::[kisses Tommy]
Plot
Bill Saunders arriving in a lawless town is quickly made Marshal. But when he arrests the gang members, the victims refuse to testify. However one rancher is willing to testify and when the gang kills him, Bill jails the killers. This causes the gang leader Rawhide to reveal the identity of the big boss and Bill goes after him.
The last on the draw was the first to die!
The law reached only as far as his guns could shoot!
Plot
A penniless song writer, Larry Earl, is convinced he is going places in shown business, and convinces Mary, an assistant at an orphanage, to marry him. Fifteen months later they are still in love, but broke as Larry writes songs that won't sell and loses one job after another one. He stops to watch a group of newsboys singing and dancing, and decides to organize them into the greatest kid act to ever hit vaudeville. Mary persuades Proctor, a big theatrical manager, to book the act, and they are a big hit. Then Larry and his publicity agent, "Speed" King, launch a big publicity stunt---a talent train in which they travel across country holding auditions for young performers. Back in New York, Carlotta Salvini, an ex-OPera singer, brings in her talented fourteen-year-old-daughter, Jane, who has an amazing voice. Larry, to get the mother out of the way, offers Carlotta a forty-week vaudeville tour, and then goes to work to make a star out of Jane, by building Braodway's first all-kiddie musical revue around her. Opening night has "School Days" as the first act and the show and Jane are a big hit...until the Gerry Society, organized to protect working children, reminds Larry there is a law against children working after 10 p m., and the show closes. Larry's future appears dim at best.
Keywords: 1900s, 1910s, 1920s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, actor-shares-last-name-with-character, americana, audition, ballet, broadway-manhattan-new-york-city, child-protection
THE STARS OF TOMORROW TELLING THE STORY OF THE STAR OF YESTERDAY (original poster-all caps)
The Heart of Show Business - Bing's greatest, most human role as the showman who turned the kids of yesterday into the stars of today (origina ad)
LINDA WARE,,,Hollywood's youngest child singing star and 99 kids stars of tomorrow(original ad)
Victor wants all the spoils...but Brian spoils his chances!
The two toughest guys in the outfit trade punches over Manhattan's niftiest cuties...and it's a riot of fighting, femme-chasing and fun!
The Legion Has Landed... and the situation is well out of hand!
Turkey (Turkish: Türkiye), known officially as the Republic of Turkey ( Türkiye Cumhuriyeti (help·info)), is a Eurasian country located in Western Asia (mostly in the Anatolian peninsula) and in East Thrace in Southeastern Europe. Turkey is bordered by eight countries: Bulgaria to the northwest; Greece to the west; Georgia to the northeast; Armenia, Azerbaijan (the exclave of Nakhchivan) and Iran to the east; and Iraq and Syria to the southeast. The Mediterranean Sea and Cyprus are to the south; the Aegean Sea is to the west; and the Black Sea is to the north. The Sea of Marmara, the Bosphorus and the Dardanelles (which together form the Turkish Straits) demarcate the boundary between East Thrace and Anatolia; they also separate Europe and Asia.
Turkey is one of the six independent Turkic states. The vast majority of the population are Muslims. The country's official language is Turkish, whereas Kurdish and Zazaki languages are spoken by Kurds and Zazas, who constitute 18% of the population.
(Turkey)
[Ceza]
Sen kalk, bir minik mikrofonunu getir (Get up, get your microphone)
Bak jak burada mikrofonuna tak (Look, here is the jack, connect you mic)
Kağıt kalem bir de ilham alınacak (And here is the paper and the pen, we're gonna get inspired)
Tam gaz choppers, havada düşman avına çıkalım (No stop Choppers are in the air, Let's hunt enemies)
Akalım, haydi bu battle'ı kazanalım (Let's go, let's win this battle)
(We started in the Midwest)
(Now we 'bout to take it)
(All over the world, baby! )
(This is the pinnacle! )
(Yeah, Tech N9ne! )
[Tech N9ne]
Follow me all around the planet I run the gamut on sickology they can never manage we do damage with no apology pick em off they panic a little manic cause I gotta be, frantic Imma jam it cause I'm an oddity. Gobble the track up like I'm grubbin at mama nakas I can pop at you proper cause I'm partners of waka flaka gimme the top of hip hop and watch em make em rock wit a show stopper chakras poppin off the worldwide choppers. If you anybody you notice it, tech is the pinnacle not a identical soul is it loaded cold as the polar get wrote it quick and they quoted it yo it exploded the flow behold it cause when the motor spit. Abadea abadea never ta get free of the real better ya just neal ta me or ready ta get near my heals gimme the knock and Imma chop but he came and he went tomorrah but Imma lock it down and hop in the pocket like empanadas. Hit em up and get em up I ain't done I ain't did enough, trip it when I rip it I be the ish when I spit em up, sorta like I was liquored up and backin up in the gut, everybody be knowin I be actin up when I bust. From Missouri ta Canada I be keepin the stamina if you never been a fan of the man the brand is unanimous can I cuss? Fuck anybody tech is calamitous, leave em in the dust ain't nobody tough when I'm standin up. Tech is hostile he's awful and really be wicked when he be off in a bottle you wit it you dig it you never lost thee apostle he sick and he give it the poe and toss in Picasso, killin everybody off is the motto and I be the only chopper that's tossed in a brothel you said it's pathetic my head is off in a taco I sped and you bled and you in a coffin when I go!
[Hook]
I'm light years
Ahead of my peers
Want some, you can come bring it right here
Can't clown me
Don't come 'round me
Bow down, I was crowned when they found me
(K.C.)
Check it, I'm ahead of 'em, chop it up with the veteran
A legend developin', they gotta tell 'I'm it's evident
Gotta notice an elephant, none of you niggas relevant'
You delicate, I'm lovin' every second of this
(Denmark)
(U$O)
De vil alle tjekke det når vi ligger det (They all wanna check it when we lay it)
Kommer ind og smækker det, beatet jeg vækker det. (Comes in and smacks it, the beat I wake it)
I ved hvad der kommer ud af min mund, hænger med de vildeste gutter (You know what comes out of my mouth, hanging with the wildest guys)
Det minder mig om, vi stikker det af for de kalder mig alle Fucking Chopper(It reminds me, we make it go wild 'cause they all call me Fucking Chopper)
(Alabama)
[Yelawolf]
What if I ran into you wit' a Pogo stick?
Hoppin up on top of you rappers like a Jehovah's Witness?
Wit' a photo of Jesus and a paper pamphlet
And I threw up more tracks like I was playin' Hamlet?
Syllable burnin', that internal damage
Swing, batter, batter, but then I lay back on a hammock
Under an oak tree, like I was peelin' pecans
But instead, I'm peelin' rappers' heads, makin' a sam-a-wich
Pick up a 22 and put a bullet inside of a
Motherfucker from Westside, a 1987 box
I'm headed up, yeah, headed for bucks
Fuck 'em all, make 'em feel my dread like I had a head of locks
Feel' every bump, like you had dead shocks
But I hopped on the fuckin' beat and I worldwide chopped
Wanna I fuck wit' Tech N9ne, well, then fine
I smoke a beat wit' Mr. Busta Rhymes, well, sure, why not?
Really don't need to show any more of my cock
But I run across the stadium in a pair of your socks
In a trenchcoat wit' the pencil and a watch
Then drop a verse before you can focus to beat the clocks
Slumerican is out of control
Heat it up, beat it up, then I gotta go
But I'm a dump truck, just send another load
Peter Piper dump up all the peppers in your throats
Wit' an alien probe
[Hook]
I'm light years
Ahead of my peers
Want some, you can come bring it right here
Can't clown me
Don't come 'round me
Bow down, I was crowned when they found me
Twista! (Chicago)
[Twista]
Like I gotta focus up in my rhythm
Or loosen the venom and hit 'em and give 'em astig-a-ma-tism
And then I'ma spit 'em somethin' so full of vengeance
That everybody'll wanna devour the pieces of my enemies 'cause of cannibalism
Breakin' 'em off into particles, they get in a predicament
That be never reversible 'cause a nigga be too versatile
Makin' you nervous, you could never compete with the colonel
I burn you, I'm an immortal, and that's the reason I murder you
Focus on my hocus pocus and make a likkle magic
After I wreck and check ya, then ya best pick a better habit
'Cause I'm an anomaly, able to give a lobotomy
To any motherfucker challengin' my astronomy
Hoppin' out, I don't stop when the flame stone
Now one of the most popular choppers and my name's known
Throwin' it up in the air, takin' it there
We W-W-C, if you can't keep up, shoulda stayed home
My-my-my alien knowledge be makin' other astronomers
Welcome to Los Angeles, a discovery of palentology
So play me and I'ma be shinin' on them haters
I'm finna be usin' it as energy, watch how radiant I'ma be
Like a helicopter when the words fly
Entire families all the way out to you girl die
If I catch you fuckin' with the most intricate lyricists
Or even try to stop us 'cause we choppers and we worldwide
And I'm
[Hook]
I'm light years
Ahead of my peers
Want some, you can come bring it right here
Can't clown me
Don't come 'round me
Bow down, I was crowned when they found me
(New York)
[Busta Rhymes]
See how they ask when I'ma stomp on my dude
And when I'ma cock it and pop it, and what I'ma drop on my dude
Inevitably, instead I'ma be the most incredible dude
To ever spit on the record and put it together, my dude
And then they ask "What in the world is you provin'?
What, when you already the best? And what the hell is he doin'?"
Well, I'ma be choppin' and cuttin' and breakin' and beatin' and shakin'
And fuckin' everything up 'til there ain't no further mistakin'
And bustin' everything up like a fuckin' angry Jamaican
And shuttin' everything up, 'specially the ones who be hatin'
They lovin' everything until I got 'em stutterin' stupid
You hear 'em now? "D-d-d-d-don't do-do-do-do it!
P-P-P-Please? Wh-wh-wh-why you gotta t-try us?
W-w-w-w-we already know that you be the nicest!"
And now I'ma come and kill 'em, get 'em, hit 'em, and finish 'em
And bang 'em in the head and diminish 'em, and then I'll
Hit 'em again at a minimum, repeat comin' to kill 'em
Then he be gotta be drillin' 'em, thinkin' "They gotta be feelin' 'I'm!"
Spittin' lithium, see the way a nigga be spillin' 'em?
And gettin' 'em stupid to the point where there's no forgivin' 'I'm?
Hopin' you're listenin' and you're payin' attention
And you're witnessin' the way that I be crushin' on the mic
And gettin' in the zone, I be flattenin' and packin' in
People from the front to the back and
They got me actin' a fool, I'm blackin', nigga
Now I'm home!
[Hook]
I'm light years
Ahead of my peers
Want some, you can come bring it right here
Can't clown me
Don't come 'round me
Bow down, I was crowned when they found me
(Canada)
... make (something) retire instantly
I'm choppin', don't call me Michael Myers in my vicinity
The way I be killin' 'em with rhythm, it get illegitimate
The Yela will finish and end any predicament
And the enemies in the vicinity, I gotta mack up
They know they can never get wit' me whenever they mention me
The hands of a lyrical criminal, more deadly than chemicals
Check my resume, they say that your boy's biblical
(California)
... I dead 'em, I set 'em, and you can feel me
Diggin' up in your brain and bringin' the pain, and y'all fin' wanna kill me
Fillin' 'em with that fury, get up and hurry, you can feel the Remy
Comin' in wit' that shit, I'm havin' a fit, and you will never peel me
I feel you when I'm on top of you, look at the W
You been poppin' off, I'ma hit 'em up wit' a bullet to the (Brain! )
You can look into the eyes of a heathen, breathin', you're fiendin'