Plot
A middle-aged hired gun named Print (Aaron Stielstra) is obsessed with having style and poetry to his assassinations. He has been working with loyalty for his boss, Mr. Paul (Montgomery Ford), for years. But his latest assignment - the killing of a brothel owner (Dan van Husen) who mandates cruel abortions on his whores - presents two challenges: he must train a young understudy during the assignment, and he's been told to pull off the killing "quick and dirty" -- which may not leave time for Print's usual, obsessively imaginative methods.
Keywords: abortion, animal-in-title, cattle, color-in-title, cow, cowboy, dandy, decapitation, fistfight, hired-gun
In the old west, the lucky ones died first. Luckier still were the ones who were never born at all!
Plot
Teenager Ben Mockridge feels life in a Wild West farm town has nothing better to offer then horse-cart racing with other hicks, so he naively begs cattle company owner Frank Culpepper to engage him as youngest cowboy for a long cattle trail to a fort, his mother barely notices. Ben doesn't even seem to get it when he's told to report as 'little Mary' to the old cook, whose words cowboy is something you do only if you have nothing better gradually become clear. Instead of an exciting heroic macho life, it's endless hard work, dumb chores and embarrassment, even getting literally caught with his pants down, robbed of his horse, witnessing unpunished crimes...
Keywords: bar, bartender, branding-iron, burial, cactus, campfire, cantina, cattle, cattle-drive, chaps
How Many Men Do You Have to Kill to Be the Great American Cowboy?
Ben Mockridge: Sure is a nice horse. What's his name?::Luke, Drover: You don't have to put a name on something you might have to eat.
Ben Mockridge: How come they keep calling me 'Little Mary'?::Cook, Culpepper Outfit: That's your name, kid. What's the matter? Don't you like it?::Ben Mockridge: No, I don't. It's a girl's name.::Cook, Culpepper Outfit: Well, that's what they call the cook's helper... Little Mary. Christ, I wish you was a girl.
Ben Mockridge: I want to go with you, Mr. Culpepper. I ride real good and I can do a lot of things. I mean, I'll work at almost anything, Mr. Culpepper. I really want to go.::Frank Culpepper: Why?::Ben Mockridge: Because I want to be a cowboy more than anything, Mr. Culpepper.::Frank Culpepper: Well, that's one hell of an ambition, boy.
Cook, Culpepper Outfit: You really got the itch, ain't ya?::Ben Mockridge: Well, yeah, I do. I guess all I want to do is punch cows and ride and, well, just cowboying. There's nothing better than that. That's all I want.::Cook, Culpepper Outfit: Kid, cowboying is something you do when you can't do nothing else.
Frank Culpepper: You just like to travel.::Luke, Drover: The best part is getting into town or getting out of town. In between is lousy.
Luke, Drover: Don't turn your back on me, mister!::Frank Culpepper: Don't let your mouth overload your hardware, cowboy.
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Raj Shrikant Thackeray (Marathi: राज श्रीकांत ठाकरे) (born 14 June 1968) is the founder and president of the right-wing[citation needed]Marathi ethnocentric regional political party, the Maharashtra Navnirman Sena ("Maharashtra Reformation Army") in the state of Maharashtra, India. His official name is Swararaj which means the king of musical notes. He is the nephew of Shiv Sena chief Bal Thackeray, and a cousin of the current Shiv Sena Executive President Uddhav Thackeray.
Raj was born on 14 June 1968 in a Marathi Kayastha (CKP) family to Shrikant Thackeray (younger brother of Bal Thackeray) and Kunda Thackeray (younger sister of Bal Thackeray's wife Meena Thackeray). Raj’s father Shrikant Thackeray was a musician, cartoonist and was also well versed in Urdu. He studied in Balmohan Vidyamandir, Mumbai and graduated from the Sir Jamsetjee Jeejebhoy School of Art, Mumbai. As a child he is said to have learnt the tabla, the guitar and the violin. He also loved drawing which later turned into a passion for drawing cartoons.