Freaknik: You know, you know, if my heart pumped blood, it would boil right now. But it don't. Ain't nothing but blueberry vodka in these veins, baby, and that's just what I wanna buy you a drink of shorty.
Plot
Come to a new House Party, where Kid, after a lifetime 'playing the field', falls in love and is about to get married. 'Play' plans to throw the rockin'est bachelor party ever - until 'Kid's' three wise-crackin' nephews come to town, intent on showing 'Kid' and 'Play' what parties are all about...
Keywords: african-american, african-american-stereotype, bachelor-party, black-american, black-american-stereotype, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, episodic-structure, ex-boyfriend-ex-girlfriend-relationship, friend, friendship
The best house party yet.
This bachelor party's gonna' bring down the house!
Uncle Vester: Boy, just be yourself. If people don't like you for being yourself... FUCK 'EM! Let me tell you something. I scored with a girl when I was about your age. I try to please her poppa all the time; wen' out my *way* to please her poppa. I came in one day, I said, "Nice weather we having." He said, "You can't say that. You can't say that; it might rain." I said, "Nice tie you got on." "You can't say that; wife try to choke me with it." Point I'm trying to tell you, son, is be yourself. People who don't like ya for being yourself... FUCK 'EM! FUCK 'EM against the wall, with handcuffs on and crazy glue on their lips!
Butcher: First of all, you need to calm the fuck down and go gargle funky.
Stinky: Stinky man ,my name's Stinky.
Play: Stinky Stinky Stinky!
Showboat: It's 2 o'clock. Do you know where your testicles are?
Uncle Vester: WHOA! My momma dead! Now I gotta cut ya! That's the rule, cut ya, cut ya!
[looking at a picture frame of the late Robin Harris, who played Kid's father in the original House Party]::Uncle Vester: Boy, I miss your father.::Kid: So do I.::Uncle Vester: I wish he was here.::Kid: Me too, Uncle Vester.::Uncle Vester: Besides, he owe me $150.
[after Veda, who just arrived in Kid's bedroom, slaps Kid's behind]::Kid: Hey! How about a big, juicy good morning kiss?::Veda: Not with that good morning breath. [laughs]::Kid: Well. Look, just one kiss. That's all I want.
[Kid just woke up from dreaming about getting married]::Kid: Yo, this wedding got me buggin'.
The mother of all pajama parties!
The pajama jam!
Play: Man, that Kid would forget his Dick if it wasn't screwed on tight.
Jamal: Yo yo, what up Black, the Names Jamal. [Kid looks at him bug eyed] Why you buggin, cuz I'm white?
Bilal: Yo Play, Kid, come up here.::[Jamal buts in requesting the Mic]::Bilal: No no, I didn't call Jamal.::Jamal: Bilal, give Me the Mic.::Bilal: No way, Man!::Bilal: Dude, give me the Mic.::Play: C'mon, Bilal, think about it, he likes Big Booty, he likes Dice, and he also likes Bean pies.::Bilal: [Letting him have the mic] Yeah, he probably got a big dick too, a Big tremendous white Dick!
Groove: [a Group of Guys are passing around a Bottle of Booze] I'll have to pass on that, you see my Brothers, what you hold in your Hands, is one of the minute Change, that ob-stains the Black Man of today, think about it, Peace!
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