[first lines]::Tabatha Bag: Oh, the place hasn't changed a bit. Depressing as ever.::T-Shirt: Looks great to me.::Tabatha Bag: Yes, well you didn't have to spend the first four hundred years of your life here, did you?::T-Shirt: I can't wait to meet your mother. Is she anything like you? Or isn't she into biting the heads off live chickens?::Tabatha Bag: My mother's nothing like me.::T-Shirt: Things are looking up.::Tabatha Bag: Leaving home was the best move I ever made.::T-Shirt: Anybody would think you didn't like living with your mother.::Tabatha Bag: I felt like Pinocchio stuck in a lift with a wood pecker. Peck, peck, peck.
Mumsy Bag: Don't forget I'm the mum who had to change your nappies.::T-Shirt: Mumsie, remember, every mother has to do that.::Mumsy Bag: Yes, but not for thirty two years.
Mumsy Bag: I'll drop you a postcard from the Matahorne.::Tabatha Bag: Better still, drop yourself from the Matahorne.
Old King Wenceslas: [disguised as a beggar] Show a bit of seasonal cheer lady.::Tabatha Bag: Oh, bug off, you little rat faced ferret, before I rip out your tongue and whip you black and blue with it.::Old King Wenceslas: I take that as a no?::Tabatha Bag: Bug off!
[last lines]::Tabatha Bag: [picking up a giant Christmas cracker] Shall we?::Mumsy Bag: Why not? I could do with a laugh.
Plot
In her first Christmas special, T.Bag wants to stop Santa Claus from delivering presents to all the boys and girls. She goes to the first house on Santa's list disguised as a nanny called 'Merry Pippins'. But when T.Shirt attempts to stop her T.Bag travels back in time to the home of an Edwardian family.
Keywords: christmas
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