Fluffy the Cat: You don't want to end up like my last ami... zee chicken.::Sammy: The chicken?::Fluffy the Cat: Apsulimo, who's pen do you think this is?::Sammy: She eats animals?::Fluffy the Cat: Don't let the hippy-dippy attitude fool you. She will stuff you like a goose. Then its "heeekkkkkkkk!", throat slicing gesture , patee for everyone. Shhhh, here she comes now.
Sammy: Maybe this is Snow's present to me?::Fluffy the Cat: Doubtful.
The first Japanese surfing road movie in Australia
Plot
Dressed in his business attire and carrying an expensive briefcase, a marketing executive named Murray is taking a shortcut through an urban park in Toronto. Lost in a secluded area of the park, he gets into an altercation with a teen-aged punk, who unknown to Murray is only one of five - four guys and a girl - in a gang. Running to get away from the gang, Murray has the idea that he will climb up a large tree to hide out until the punks leave. Unfortunately for Murray, they find him in the tree. Initially, Murray believes he has no other alternative but to do what they say. But Murray and the punks soon realize that Murray has some leverage being where he is. This altercation soon becomes a standoff and a test of wills to see who can outlast the other, the standoff which includes both physical and emotional torment on both sides, the latter as each learns more about the other.
Keywords: accidental-shooting, advertising-executive, attempted-ambush, baseball-bat, beowulf, betrayal, black-comedy, briefcase, cell-phone, character-name-in-title
Life's a beech.
Homeless Man: Spare a little money, sir? Any change will help.::Murray: Sorry. Pass. Thanks ...::Homeless Man: It all flows back, you know!
Murray: Get out of my way. Come on, look. [Cater blocks him, moving back and forth] What? Are we dancing here or what?
Murray: I'm sorry.::Shark: No, no, no. I said you need to come down, here, and apologize, you know, face to face, like a man. Not up there, like a squirrel.
Murray: You see, I know people. And if you had a way to get me down, like a gun or something, you'd have used it by now.::Shark: [laughs] A gun? Murray! Using a gun is like making your baby sister cry uncle.
Carter: Well... weren't *we* jacking *him*?::Murray: Uh... Yeah!
Murray: [at the top of his lungs] Fucking help me!
Murray: Laugh it up, you bunch of cowards.::KC: You're the one hiding in the tree, man.::Murray: No shit, Einstein! 'Cause you're a gang, I can't beat a fucking *gang*!::Shark: A gang? We're not a gang. More like a... More like a... A squad of self-directed urban park-rangers.
Murray: Shark? Did he just call you Shark? Very West Side Story.
Murray: Not that it's any of my business, or anything, but... Who made you the boss, Shark? Huh? I mean, how does one come to lead a half-assed punk gang? Is it a credit/point system, or something? Or were you elected by a body of your peers? Or... Hey! Maybe it's a system of birth-right! Was your daddy a Shark, too?::KC: Why don't you shut the fuck up! You don't know nothin', you whitebread country club prick!::Murray: [flicks a lit match at him] I'm not talking to you, dipshit.
Murray: [to Shark] From what I can see, you're the boss because you threaten, you manipulate and you intimidate. You're a bully. It's how Hitler got into power.::Carter: Yo! You calling us Nazis?::Murray: Well hey, if the jackboot fits, shorty...::Carter: Shows what you know! My grandpa faught the Nazis.::Murray: Oh yeah? Well, I bet your grandpa is just bursting with pride in you now.::Carter: Fuck you!::Murray: Good answer!::Shark: Look, look. Don't nobody talk to the squirrel no more.::Murray: See, censorship! Next, he'll be shutting down our newspapers!
The Ultimate fight to the death
Kill or be Killed
Plot
A little boy named Andy loves to be in his room, playing with his toys, especially his doll named "Woody". But, what do the toys do when Andy is not with them, they come to life. Woody believes that he has life (as a toy) good. However, he must worry about Andy's family moving, and what Woody does not know is about Andy's birthday party. Woody does not realize that Andy's mother gave him an action figure known as Buzz Lightyear, who does not believe that he is a toy, and quickly becomes Andy's new favorite toy. Woody, who is now consumed with jealousy, tries to get rid of Buzz. Then, both Woody and Buzz are now lost. They must find a way to get back to Andy before he moves without them, but they will have to pass through a ruthless toy killer, Sid Phillips.
Keywords: 1990s, action-figure, angry-dog, animated-dog, animated-fictional-tv-commercial, anthropomorphic-toy, audio-flashback, baby, backyard, bad-guy
"Oooh...3-D" (USA 2009 re-release)
The adventure takes off!
Hang on for the comedy that goes to infinity and beyond!
Watch out for little green men.
I'm a nervous Rex!
Don't yank my string!
Buzz off!
Guts of steel
Proud to be a vegetable
Woody: I think you've had enough tea for today, let's get you outta here, Buzz.
Sergeant: Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!::Hamm: Way to go, Ida-ho!::Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave!::[pulls off his moustache]
Buzz: [Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Buzz. Buzz keeps talking to his "mission log"] And according to my navi-computer, the...::Woody: [whispers] SHUT UP! Just shut up, you idiot!::Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.::Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, and it's all your fault!::Buzz: My... My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...::Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...::Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!::Woody: What? What are you talkin' about?::Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!::Woody: [pauses] YOU ARE A *TOY*! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!::[holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]::Woody: You are a child's play thing!::Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.::[waves in military fashion]::Buzz: Farewell.::[starts to walk away]::Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!::[grumbles]::Woody: Rendezvous with Star Command.
Sid Phillips: [Reading warning on rocket] "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool! What am I gonna blow?
Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come *you* don't have a laser, Woody?::Woody: It's not a laser! It's a...::[sighs in frustration]::Woody: It's a little light bulb that blinks.::Hamm: What's with him?::Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
[Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily]::Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!::Hamm: I don't get it.::Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.::Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
[repeated line]::Buzz: To infinity, and beyond!
[Mr. Potato Head watches hopefully as Andy open birthday presents]::Mr. Potato Head: Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head... hey, I can dream, can't I?
Plot
A black uniformed policeman is recruited by a devious drug enforcement agent to infiltrate a smuggling organization seeking to expand into designer drugs. This 'ugly side of the war on drugs' explores the context of race, identity and hypocrisy within a brutal and alienating investigation.
Keywords: african-american, black-cop, christmas, diplomat, diplomatic-immunity, drugs, ethnic-slur, flashback, foreign-diplomat, gay-slur
Dealer. Snitch. Junkie. Hustler.
He'd be the perfect criminal if he wasn't the perfect cop.
There's a thin line between catching a criminal... and becoming one.
Betty McCutcheon: I don't trust him.::John Hull: You know something? I don't think you could trust yourself.
Hector Guzman: Why, I keep my money in a bank.::Guzman's Guard: El Banco.
Felix Barbossa: You oughta kill a man sometime, David. It's... it's liberating.
Carver: So tell me, how does it feel to kill a man?::Russell Stevens, Jr.: You're God, so you should already know.
John Hull: Gerry, what's the difference between a black man and a nigger?::Carver: What?::[John Hull punches Gerald Carver in the stomach]::John Hull: The nigger's the one that would even think about telling you.
David Jason: A man has two things in this world: his word and his balls. Or is that three things?
David Jason: With dreams begin responsibilities.
David Jason: What's the most intense sex thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?::John Hull: Yeah, your mother and your father.
Nancy Jason: What did they do to you?::David Jason: They taught me what I needed to know: that they don't respect me, that I don't deserve respect.::Nancy Jason: Oh, David, you've gotta get out of this business. You have a wife and a daughter who love you. I love you. What more do you want?::David Jason: I want my cake and eat it too. I want my cake and eat it too.
Ivy: Ehhh, you a bitch! You wanna suck it bitch? Or do you just wanna drink?
Yonabaru - Koza downtown boss: You Daitokai's guard dog? Let me warn you. You better cut the crap and get the fuck back to the mainland. Otherwise, it's gonna start raining blood around here.::Shigeru Kaizu: Wow. You're up to all that?::Yonabaru - Koza downtown boss: You tellin' me I'm not? Try pulling that monkey business parading around town again tomorrow. I swear to God I'll bust it up with a bazooka.
Plot
On the French Riviera, a dog chases a female cat under a street-painter's wagon, which paints a white stripe on the cat's back. Pepe Le Pew, the amorous French skunk, sees the female cat and thinks she's a girl skunk. She cannot bear his foul scent and runs away, resulting in an underwater chase.
Keywords: acting-like-a-dog, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, bad-smell, blowing-smoke-ring, boat, cartoon-cat, cartoon-fish, cartoon-shark, cartoon-skunk
Pepé le Pew: Wait here while I get you a glass of water! [dives in and swims away, returns with a glass of water]::Pepé le Pew: [she's gone] Here you are... Darling? Never underestimate the recuperative powers of a woman.::Pepé le Pew: [pours the water out of the glass] I never touch the stuff myself.
Pepé le Pew: [swimming underwater without a scuba tank] When you are a skunk you learn to hold your breath for a long time.
Sharks are a group of fishes characterized by a cartilaginous skeleton, five to seven gill slits on the sides of the head, and pectoral fins that are not fused to the head. Modern sharks are classified within the clade Selachimorpha (or Selachii), and are the sister group to the rays. However, the term "shark" has also been used for extinct members of the suborder Elasmobranchii outside the Selachimorpha, such as Cladoselache and Xenacanthus. Under this broader definition, the earliest known sharks date from more than 420 million years ago.
Since that time, sharks have diversified into over 400 species. They range in size from the small dwarf lanternshark (Etmopterus perryi), a deep sea species of only 17 centimetres (6.7 in) in length, to the whale shark (Rhincodon typus), the largest fish in the world, which reaches approximately 12 metres (39 ft). Despite its size, the whale shark feeds only on plankton, squid, and small fish by filter feeding. Sharks are found in all seas and are common down to depths of 2,000 metres (6,600 ft). They generally do not live in freshwater although there are a few known exceptions, such as the bull shark and the river shark that can survive in both seawater and freshwater. They breathe through five to seven gill slits. Sharks have a covering of dermal denticles that protects their skin from damage and parasites in addition to improving their fluid dynamics. They also have several sets of replaceable teeth.
Jonathan Bird's Blue World is an educational television program about the underwater world. The show is hosted by underwater cinematographer Jonathan Bird. This series airs on PBS stations in the US. The program is designed for family viewing, and each segment finds Bird trying to unravel a mystery, witness an animal behavior or explore an underwater environment. The first season consisted of 5 half-hour programs filmed in standard definition, and the second season contained 7 half-hour programs shot in high-definition. The second season won four New England Emmy Awards. The pilot episode from season 1 won a CINE Golden Eagle Award. Season three consists of 9 half-hour programs in HD and will be released August 29, 2011. The program is magazine format with each television episode consisting of 2-3 segments. These segments appear individually on the Blue World website as webisodes.
Episode 1: Blue Shark Adventure, Underwater Cavern, Giants of the Depths
Episode 2: Swimming with Jaws, The Bandana Game, The Shark and the Whale
The Shark is not a friendly fish
That fact it's always proving
It seems this creatures' favorite dish is
Anything that's moving
He'll chew your face off in a flash
Or cheat you if you let him
So never loan him any cash
And be careful when you pet him
Head is pounding in a daze
Bruised wrists and your body aches
If you be mine I'll be your mirror
Glide inside, pull your trigger
Violent mind, violent mind, violent mind
Violent mind, violent mind, violent mind
I know what you wanna do, we're on the line
I know what you wanna do
Got a violent mind
I know where you're going to
Eyes black and wide
I know what you wanna do
Got a violent mind
Hedonistic, narcissistic
Erotic, nihilistic
Pupils wide, gonna slide inside
Gonna blow your mind
Violent mind, violent mind, violent mind
Violent mind, violent mind, violent mind
I know what you wanna do,
We're on the line
I know what you wanna do,
Got a violent mind
I know where you're going to,
Eyes black and wide
I know what you wanna do,
Got a violent mind
Violent mind, violent mind, violent mind
Violent mind, violent mind, violent mind
I know what you wanna do,
We're on the line
I know what you wanna do,
Got a violent mind
I know where you're going to,
Eyes black and wide
I know what you wanna do,
Got a violent mind
I know where you're going to,
Eyes black and wide
I know what you wanna do,
This afternoon
Your back's not so straight
Your eyes aren't too clear
I could kiss you
For remembering my birthday
Find you on the dock
Out of money out of luck
You should thank me
For remembering your name
You could be very easy
Spin the shotglass
Kiss the bottle
Shark in your brain
Spin the shotglass
Kill the bottle
Shark in your brain
'Cause she's warm
This afternoon
Your bite's not so bad
Your bark's not too scary
I could kiss you
For remembering my address
Find you in the dumps
Out of money out of drugs
You should thank me
For offering my mattress
You could be very easy
Spin the shotglass
Kiss the bottle
Shark in your brain
Spin the shotglass
Kill the bottle
Shark in your brain
'Cause she's warm
Spin the shotglass
Shoot the bottle
I find angels over drinks
Called you on the telephone
See if you were home alone
And we sat
We talked
We watched tv
Love the way you looked at me
And I had to hold it in
I had to hold it in
I had to hold it in
You said you were my friend
Woke up to and I never told you
There was a clock radio by my telephone
And I laid with you in bed
And I had to hold your head
And I had to hold it in
I had to hold it in
I had to hold it in
You said you were my friend
I was the one who held your hand
I was the one who was your friend
I was the one who held your hand
I was the one who was your friend
I was the one
I was the one
And I had to hold it in
I had to hold it in
I had to hold it in