Plot
Samuel is a college student that had have lead several academic years. In an attempt to assume responsibility, he and Toy end up creating a big delusional mess, thinking that they killed a fresh-girl. While he wants to escape from responsibility he is confronted with it. Responsibility to the Police, the Landlord, Margarida and her mother.
Keywords: black-comedy, college, freshman, overdose, party
Plot
There are two sides to every story and then there is 'The Truth.' This is a story about how lies,infidelity and deceit can ruin friendships and marriages but in the end, the truth shall be known and 'The Truth Shall Set You Free.' Everyone decides to forgive or move on once they realize'The Truth.'
Plot
After being exposed to a bizarre mixture of household chemicals, Pat Kramer begins to shrink. This baffles scientists, makes parenting difficult, warms the hearts of Americans, and captures the attention of a group of people who want to take over the world. This evil group plots to kidnap Pat and perform experiments on her so that they can eventually shrink everyone.
Keywords: 1980s, actor-playing-multiple-roles, advertising, aerosol, baby-jesus, bacon, based-on-novel, bedroom, bedtime, bell-ringing
Lily Tomlin has a little problem...
Pat Kramer: The Strange, almost stranger than strange. Unbelievable story of, Pat Kramer is the one that must be told. I know because unfortunately, I am Pat Kramer. [rewinds tape recorder, and puts it on play] [Tape Recorder] The strange, almost stranger than strange... [stops tape recorder]::Jeff Kramer: Hey, Mom!::Pat Kramer: I'm busy, Jeff!::Jeff Kramer: Mom, it's an emergency!::Pat Kramer: Honey, what is it? Jeff, what is it?::Jeff Kramer: [Jeff and friends taking pictures of Pat, in front of her doll house] Say Cheese! Make believe, there's a birdie there, pose!::Pat Kramer: Jeff, go to your room right now. And the rest of you, off the furniture! [Slams Door] And what are you grinning at you big creep? [smacks the Stan doll, to the floor] Now, I am really mad.::Beth Kramer: I'm taking mom, to show and tell.::Jeff Kramer: You are not! she's comin' with me! she's gonna do A LITTLE BAR OF SOAP, and that's final!::Pat Kramer: I am mad, I want everybody out of here right now.
Pat Kramer: Please, won't you help me? You are so much kinder, than the others.::Rob: Look, I only work here lady.::Pat Kramer: Don't you know who I am? I'm the shrinking woman, I'm Pat Kramer.::Rob: You're Pat Kramer's clone, the real Pat Kramer's dead.::Pat Kramer: Dead?::Rob: Deader, than a doornail.
Dan Beame: [surrenders to police, as Pat Kramer returns home] Arrest this man.::Policeman: But you haven't done anything.::Dan Beame: [gives a firm look] Trust me.
Beth Kramer: [flicking a light switch on and off] Look Mom, Disco!
Plot
San Francisco debutante, Jessica Poole, is marrying Napa Valley cattle rancher, Roger Henderson, and hopes her peripatetic father, "Pogo" Poole, whom she hasn't seen for years, comes to the wedding. He arrives, disrupting the household of his ex-wife, Katharine, and her long-suffering husband, and befriending their cook, Toy. At first it seems that Pogo is set on breaking up the engagement, making up for years of neglect by wining and dining Jessica, showing up Roger as a hick, and enticing her to come to Europe with him. Then it seems his real goal is to win back Katharine's heart: why else would he have two tickets to Paris booked on a plane leaving right after the reception?
Keywords: based-on-play, cowboy-boots, father-daughter-relationship, football-player, rancher, san-francisco
He came 8000 miles to attend his daughter's wedding-and then tried 8000 ways to break it up
A toy is any object that can be used to play. Toys are associated commonly with children and pets. Playing with toys is often thought to be an enjoyable means of training the young for life in human society. Different materials are used to make toys enjoyable and cuddly to both young and old. Many items are designed to serve as toys, but goods produced for other purposes can also be used. For instance, a small child may pick up a household item and "fly" it through the air as to pretend that it is an airplane. Another consideration is interactive digital entertainment, such as a video game. Some toys are produced primarily as collector's items and are intended for display only.
The origin of toys is prehistoric; dolls representing infants, animals, and soldiers, as well as representations of tools used by adults are readily found at archaeological sites. The origin of the word "toy" is unknown, but it is believed that it was first used in the 14th century.
Toys, and play in general, are important when it comes to growing up and learning about the world around us. The young use toys and play to discover their identity, help their bodies grow strong, learn cause and effect, explore relationships, and practice skills they will need as adults. Adults use toys and play to form and strengthen social bonds, teach, remember and reinforce lessons from their youth, discover their identity, exercise their minds and bodies, explore relationships, practice skills, and decorate their living spaces.
Martin Hayter Short, CM (born March 26, 1950) is a Canadian-American actor, comedian, writer, singer and producer. He is best known for his comedy work, particularly on the TV programs SCTV and Saturday Night Live. He starred in such comedic films as Three Amigos, Innerspace, Pure Luck, Jungle 2 Jungle, Mars Attacks!, Father of the Bride and Father of the Bride Part II and created the characters of Jiminy Glick and Ed Grimley.
Short, the youngest of five children, was born in Hamilton, Ontario, the son of Olive (née Hayter), a violinist, and Charles Patrick Short, a corporate executive with Stelco, a Canadian steel company. He and his siblings were raised Catholic. He had three older brothers, David (now deceased), Michael, and Brian, and one older sister, Nora.
Short's father was a Catholic from Crossmaglen, South Armagh (present-day Northern Ireland), who came to North America as a stowaway during the Irish War of Independence. Short's mother, who was the concertmaster of the Hamilton Symphony Orchestra, encouraged Martin's early creative endeavours. His eldest brother, David, was killed in a car accident in 1962, when Short was 12. His mother died of cancer when he was 17; and, two years later in 1969, his father died of complications from a stroke.
Sheldon James Plankton or simply Plankton, is the main antagonist on the American television cartoon series SpongeBob SquarePants. He is voiced by Mr. Lawrence. The character is also in video games and other media based on the series. Additionally, he has been featured on countless toys, games, dolls, and other popular merchandise items.
He operates a struggling restaurant called the Chum Bucket.
Mr. Krabs is Plankton's arch-nemesis.
He operates a struggling restaurant in the series called the Chum Bucket, located directly across the street from the Krusty Krab. His primary goal in the series is to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula and put Mr. Krabs out of business. Plankton succeeds at stealing the recipe in the movie, but his goal of world domination is thwarted by SpongeBob. In "Friend or Foe," it was revealed that Mr. Krabs and Plankton were once best friends, but a dispute over the Krabby Patty recipe ended their friendship.
Plankton has a large extended family, containing more than 10,000 members of different forms of plankton, most of whom are supposedly from Texas and a character that people might consider hillbillies. It is from them that the audience learns his full name, Sheldon J. Plankton. He is also married to his super computer wife, Karen.
Dora the Explorer is an American animated television series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh, and Eric Weiner. Dora the Explorer became a regular series in 2000. The show is carried on the Nickelodeon cable television network, including the associated Nick Jr. channel. It aired on CBS until September 2006. A Spanish-dubbed version first aired as part of a Nick en español block on NBC Universal-owned Telemundo through September 2006; since April 2008, this version of the program has been carried on Univision as part of the Planeta U block.
Dora, the main character, is an eight-year-old girl who embarks on a trip in every episode in order to find something or help somebody. She asks the viewers at home to help her find new ways to reach places with the help of Map. She also teaches viewers Spanish, introducing them to short words and phrases.
Dora has a positive view of the characters she meets, failing even to hold a grudge against the mischievous fox, Swiper, who continually attempts to steal items from her party. She acts against villains only when it seems that compromise is impossible, and even in these cases, fails to display actual anger. She gives others a chance to try their hands at tasks even when she herself might have an easier time with them. Dora values her family, whom she loves openly, though she spends little time indoors at home with them. She tries to introduce her traditions and customs, subtly and without compulsion, to those who are not familiar with them.
Toy, Toy, Toy, Toy
Toy, Toy, Toy, Toy
Toy, Toy, Toy, Toy
Toy, Toy, Toy, Toy
The simpletons are turnip white
More than all and delicate
Take away the finest falling down
Let it all go
Let it all be low
Be nouse
Make it fit
Throw a fit
Run around and
Find a velvet falling overhead
Love, love is like a stubborn youth
that you'd rather just deny
I'm walking on a broken roof
While I'm looking at the sky
It's all false love and affection
you don't want me
you just like the attention
yes it's all false love and affection
you don't like me
you just want the attention
I'm not your toy
This isn't another girl meets boy (2x)
Love, love hides in a smokey light
I can never find the truth
Boy, youre touches leave me mystified
I wish I could believe in you
yes It's all false love and affection
you don't want me
you just like the attention
yes it's all false love and affection
you don't like me
you just want the attention
I'm not your toy
This isn't another girl meets boy (4x)
It's all false love and affection
you don't want me
you just like the attention
yes it's all false love and affection
you don't like me
you just want the attention
I'm not your toy
How come
It's so easy to remember
How come
It's so hard to forget
How come
It's so easy to surrender
How come
It's so hard to defend
You're spinning me around in my brain
Like a bibble in a glass of champagne
You confuse me
You seduce me
Stop spinning me around
I'm not your toy
I'm a girl
I'm not your toy
And you're a boy
How come
It's so easy to flow
How come
It's so hard to remain
How come
It's so easy to tempt
How come
It's so hard to resist
You're spinning me around in my brain
Like a bibble in a glass of champagne
You confuse me
You seduce me
Stop spinning me around
I'm not your toy
I'm a girl
I'm not your toy
And you're a boy
I'm a girl
I'm not your toy
And you're a boy
How come, how come
You're spinning me around in my brain
Like a bibble in a glass of champagne
You confuse me
You seduce me
Stop spinning me around
I'm not your toy
I'm a girl
I'm not your toy
And you're a boy
I'm not your toy
I'm a girl
I'm not your toy
I wanna know why you don't think with your brain
And how your xbox has become your new best friend
I wanna know how you can be such a pain
Without even trying, is lying the brand new trend?
You know, what I'm after so why aren't we laughing now?
I thought I made it clear
I've shown, what I wanted, slowly you're taunting me
Cause boy I'm serious about you you you, everything you do do do
Oh boy you pull my strings and I'll do anything
But it makes me sick sick sick, oh the way you think think think
But I'm a puppet boy and I will, I will always be your toy
I wanna know how you can say all these things
To ninety-nine other girls plus me
And then I'll go and I'll write you a song and I'll sing sing sing
Until I get across to you, just what I mean
You know, what I'm after so why aren't we laughing now?
I thought I made it clear
I've shown, what I wanted, slowly you're taunting me
Cause boy I'm serious about you you you, everything you do do do
Oh boy you pull my strings and I'll do anything
But it makes me sick sick sick, oh the way you think think think
But I'm a puppet boy and I will, I will always be your toy
Why do you have such control over me?
Why is it so difficult to retreat?
From the race, from your embrace
From your face that's haunting me
You you you, everything you do do do
Oh boy you pull my strings and I'll do anything
But it makes me sick sick sick, oh the way you think
But you're a puppet boy
He was just a thing you'd like to play with
A little toy for you to pass the day with
Oh! Now someone took away your toy
And she will not give him back, what will you do, oh
boy?
Sweets them like a man like to be treated
Not the way you did, you lied and cheated
Oh! Now someone took away your toy
And she will not give him back, what will you do, oh
boy?
You would never ask for anything you would demand
He was your tin soldier and you were in command
Now he's gone you only have yourself to blame
You must find somebody else to play your game
Oh! Now someone took away your toy
And she will not give him back, what will you do, oh
boy?
You would never ask for anything you would demand
He was your tin soldier and you were in command
Now he's gone you only have yourself to blame
You must find somebody else to play your game
Oh! Now someone took away your toy
And she will not bring him back, what will you do, oh
Hey, when everyone is asleep tonight, should I make some magic?
Hey, should I cause a ruckus in your heart that has its lights turned off?
Everyone who is bored, come here, come here, come here
Don't be shy and gather here, gather here, gather here
I won't endlessly wait for someone
Who will play me this way and that and forget me
Friends, wake up, brush yourselves off
Roll your feet, clap your hands, make it bounce and awaken
Pretending to be pretty all day? I'm so sick of that (Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh)
Shedding tears because you're not here? Oh my, never never
Pretending to only have you, that gets too lonely (Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh)
Time passes according to you? Oh my, never never
Hey, when everyone is asleep tonight, should I make some magic?
Hey, should I cause a ruckus in your heart that has its lights turned off?
It's too dark and narrow in this place to handle my thoughts
There are so many fun things happening outside
Should I turn this square world upside down?
Put your hands up
Hey, I'm not your small and cute toy anymore
(I'm transforming now)
Even when you can't find me, don't be shocked
Roll your feet, clap your hands, make it bounce and awaken
Pretending to be pretty all day? I'm so sick of that (Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh)
Shedding tears because you're not here? Oh my, never never
Pretending to only have you, that gets too lonely (Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh)
Time passes according to you? Oh my, never never
Hey! What do you want to get this time, Mr. Collector?
Pretending to be pretty all day? I'm so sick of that (Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh)
Shedding tears because you're not here? Oh my, never never
Pretending to only have you, that gets too lonely (Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh)
Time passes according to you? Oh my, never never
(Toys) There's no one outside (Toys) No need to watch out
(Nanananananananana) What to do? I like this so much, I'm trembling
You will never know, even the air feels new (Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh)
I can't stand the boy
Being played like a toy
I can't stand the girl
All covered in pearls
Ooh, your blood's not so thick
You're making me sick
I walk down the street
I can't find the beat
I search through the halls
The greatest man falls
Ooh, your blood's not so thick
You're making me sick
Ooh, your blood's not so thick
You're making me sick
Until the break of day
My babe are you okay?
Until the break of night
My babe are you alright?
My babe are you alright?
(All time
Wasted on life)
Is it my fault or yours?
I couldn't have known
I can't hear my voice
And what's all that noise?
Ooh, your blood's not so thick
I can see you're not yourself
Even when you're here with me
I know that you so well
So put another record on
Kiss and leave me on
Nothing really matters when we're dancing
Listen to the same sad song playing on repeat
Cause every time we come this close,
My heart skips, skips a beat
So come on, spin me around
I don't wanna go home
Cause when you hold me like this
You know my heart skips, skips a beat
I know I should, but I can't leave it alone
And when you hold me like this
That's when my heart skips, skips a beat
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh! oh oh oh!
So hung up, we can't let go
If you really have to leave
One more time just move me slow
So put another record on
Play it on repeat
Nothing really matters when we're dancing
Cause all you ever need to know
Is what you do to me
That every time you hold me close
My heart skips, skips a beat
So come on, spin me around
I don't wanna go home
Cause when you hold me like this
You know my heart skips, skips a beat
I know I should, but I can't leave it alone
And when you hold me like this
That's when my heart skips, skips a beat
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh! oh oh oh!
Rizzle Kicks yeah
I just thought and I was like, let's have a ting-toy
Playing with this... inside, not like before
The flaps keep going up and down like a see-saw
I shoulda just taken her to the cinema to see Saw
Would she let me sit with her, I figured
Her figure's a sure sure winner
Cause I got a lead from the back, I'ma skip her
My heart skips, skips, skips, skips, skips, skips a beat
So come on, spin me around
I don't wanna go home
Cause when you hold me like this
You know my heart skips, skips a beat
I know I should, but I can't leave it alone
And when you hold me like this
That's when my heart skips, skips a beat
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh! oh oh oh!
Just a few words About my state In the white noises of life
I might feel like listening up But I can't meditate With all strange circuits in my head
I'm a toy I am just a toy Nothing but a toy For this brain And it's pure pain
Just a few words About my state In the sleepwalk of life
Stranger licks, but this hurts better
Slimy tickles on my bones
I'm having a thrill with my jet setter
I just don't want to be alone
I just don't want to be alone
If you decide what makes up my mind
Then you belong in bed alone
If you don't know what's aching me
If you can't stand to watch
Then you're a liar cause your hands won't let you stop
I want you to be my favorite toy
We'll play a game of house
You be the girl I'll be the boy
I want to throw you down
And put you in my mouth
We've got to figure something out
I have made a fool of you
I'm leaving with no excuse
Can you tell me again how cute I am
Then I can let you loose
Lately I've been so scared, so scared
Lately I've been so bad, so bad
I want you to be my favorite toy
We'll play a game of house
You be the girl I'll be the boy
I want to throw you down
And put you in my mouth