Where 6 Fairy Tales Take A Wacky Twist
Rizzo the Rat: Ladies and gentlemen, the elves have left the building!
Rizzo the Rat: Hey, a story about Elvis?
Plot
The Muppets graduate from college and decide to take their senior revue on the road. They hit the streets of Manhattan trying to sell their show to producers, finally finding one young and idealistic enough to take their show. After several mishaps and much confusion, things begin to come together for them.
Keywords: advertising, amnesia, arrest, backstage, bear, beer-hall, behind-the-scenes, bicycle, broadway-manhattan-new-york-city, bus-station
Bill the Frog: I'll pick up the bill today, Gil.::Gil the Frog: Would you like something from the grill, Jill?::Jill the Frog: No, meat makes me ill, Gil.
[Kermit, suffering from amnesia, doesn't remember he is engaged to Miss Piggy]::Kermit the Frog: Me? In love with a pig? Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing.::[laughing]::Kermit the Frog: Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ahhh... the sounds of love: su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!::Miss Piggy: Cancel the show! Hi-yah! [Karate chops Kermit]
[Masterson Rat is infatuated with Brooke Shields]::Brooke Shields: Is something wrong?::Masterson Rat: Do you believe in interspecies dating?::Brooke Shields: Well, I've dated some rats before, if that's what you mean.::[Masterson faints]
Kermit the Frog: I'm staying! You hear that, New York? THE FROG IS STAYING!
Pete: Hey, I tell you what is. Big city, hmm? Live, work, huh? But not city only. Only peoples. Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples, is dancing, is music, is potatoes. So, peoples is peoples. Okay?
Ronnie Crawford: Dad! Dad! I've got great news!::[Bernard sees Kermit]::Bernard Crawford: If you two are in love, I don't wanna know about it.
[On Manhattan Melodies]::Bernard Crawford: Just because the whole thing is crazy doesn't mean it won't make it on Broadway!
[after contorting Kermit's legs, arm and mouth]::Kermit's Doctor: No doubt about it; you've got amnesia.
Janice: [talks on phone] So I told him "Listen, buddy, I don't take my clothes off for anybody, even if it IS artistic".
Statler: Hey, look, Waldorf. It's the frog and the pig.::Waldorf: Yeah, it looks like they're in love.::Statler: Yeah.::Waldorf: Kinda makes you sick, doesn't it? [they laugh] Woo-hoo!::Statler: Hey, lovey doveys!::Waldorf: Hubba, hubba!
Yolanda Rat is a female rat who first appeared in The Muppets Take Manhattan, as a friend of Rizzo the Rat's applying for a job at Pete's Luncheonette. Rizzo frequently makes passes at Yolanda during the course of the film. She re-appeared in Muppet Classic Theater (performed by Julianne Buescher), and as a large-scale stage puppet in The Muppet Show On Tour: 2nd Edition. She was also shown in the background of the muppets tonight opening theme.
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