LL Cool J's Mama Said Home Security Service (2012)

Actors

• Jay Alexander (actor)
• Jeff Ellingson (actor)
• Craig Michaelson (actor)
• My-Ishia Cason-Brown (actress)
• Brice Crawford (actress)
• Julie Michel (actress)
• ErinRose Widner (actress)
• Craig Michaelson (producer)
• Craig Michaelson (writer)
• Craig Michaelson (director)
• Nolan Welles (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

B*A*P*S (1997)

Actors

• Vincent Cook (actor)
• Pierre Edwards (actor)
• Jonathan Fried (actor)
• Darrel Heath (actor)
• Heavy D (actor)
• Howard Hewett (actor)
• Darrow Igus (actor)
• Anthony Johnson (actor)
• Martin Landau (actor)
• Leon (actor)
• LL Cool J (actor)
• Faizon Love (actor)
• Bernie Mac (actor)
• Antonio Magrane (actor)
• Luigi Amodeo (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

These Pretty Women... Are Clueless!

Quotes:

Nate: Now why did you have to burn my toast, baby?::Nisi: Now you know said you wanted everything well done.

Isaac: I'm calling the police. You two have been stealing - from my uncle.::Manley: No... The girls had nothing to do with it.::[looks at Antonio]::Manley: It was Antonio.::Isaac: Antonio...::Antonio: Isaac, our plan could still work! It could be our words against theirs. Her fingerprints are still on the safe, man!::Isaac: I don't know what you're talking about! What plan? I'm calling the police...

[looking up at painting on a wall]::James: Now, look at the picture! Look at the picture! Who does this picture remind you of?::James, Ali: Laquisha Jenkins!::Ali: UGGH... THAT'S NASTY!

Mickey: My food is created to nourish the soul, okay? I haven't used pork since Thelma was on Good Times about to marry Ibe, the African prince and I said, "No, no, no, I'm waiting on my African prince to be my baby's daddy, so I stopped use pork,because I started using chicken broth, cause I couldn't be doin that! So I don't know what you talking about." See what I cook is much healthier than that *bird* stuff Alfred is cookin' for him!"

Nisi: You remember when we took those CPR classes?::Mickey: Yeah - All the cute guys were in there.::Nisi: Didn't you learn anything?::Mickey: No... But I met James.::Nisi: Shh... we gonna check his heart to see if it's still beating... Go on. Check it.::Mickey: You check it.::Nisi: You check it.::Mickey: You check it...::Nisi: YOU CHECK IT! It's on yo side!::Mickey: [Mickey laid her head against Mr. B's neck to see if he was still alive] He's alive!::Nisi: I'm going to bed!::Mickey: Nisi? Nisi? Nisi!

Nisi: Now at the audition I didn't do the best I could...::Heavy D: Hey! Ain't you that girl that hit the other girl in the face with your hair?::Nisi: Uh huh...::Heavy D: Oh no... I seen all you can do, Hon...::Mickey: Naw, naw. She can really dance...::Heavy D: No, I seen all you could do - you could hurt somebody::Mickey: No, she can dance and I'm the next Monifa::Nisi: She is!::Heavy D: Oh - you the next Monifa?::Mickey: Yea... look here - This the "Mickey remix..." Check this out... IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE YOU BEEN GO-ONE... FEELS GOOD WHEN I'M WITH-CHU... I MISS YOU COME BACK HOME...

Mickey: You think Ali and James miss us?::Nisi: I don't know, but I know I miss my man...::Mickey: Uh uh... you NEED to scoot over cause I ain't got no problem sleepin' on this expensive white carpet, cause I know it's poodle hair.

James: See you deserve this kinda stuff...::[hanging head to "cry"]::James: but I just can't give it to you... You deserve nice stuff... You deserve a big ol' house... and you - you deserve your own back yard... and - and everyone else got a - a little white dog, why you can have one? I wanna take you out to dinner... everytime we go out, we gotta watch - other people eat... HELL I wanna eat too! And - and you need some clothes... W-w-why should you have to wear your Sunday clothes on Wednesday? Now look girl... don't think a dude a punk cause he crying like a little girl - but you're my queen... and I Lah-Love you!::Mickey: Oh James you ain't never said nothin' like this... Don't said it if you don't mean it!::[knocks James into a fountain]::James: I MEAN IIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Mickey: ...A-re-ah-der-chee to you too... and some mozzerella and fettichinni... Hell yea!

Mickey: Lead the way Alfred.::Manley: The name is Manly, Manly will do very nicely thank you!... Who's Alfred?::Mickey: You know, Batman's homeboy!::Nisi: Oh Mick, now I see what-chu was sayin'.::Mickey: You would be so good in the sequel.::Nisi: Snap! He'd be phat!::Mickey: He would! All you gotta say is, "Batman to da cave!" and everybody lose they job that day... and you get THAT job. *Heavy Chuckle* TO THA CAAAAAAAVE.::Nisi: Ask him to say it Mick!::Mickey: Nah, I already done called the man "Alfred."::Nisi: Oh come on.::Mickey: No, I just wanna know where we sleepin tonight!

LL Cool J Filmography

• SXSW Flashback 2013
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2013 Do Something Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Honoree
• Mayweather
  2013, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• The 39th Annual People's Choice Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Grudge Match
  2013, role: actor , character name: Frankie Brite
• The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series
• 44th NAACP Image Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stars on Sports
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 48th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• NCIS: Los Angeles - Season 3: Aligning the Stars
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• We Will Always Love You: A Grammy Salute to Whitney Houston
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Ali 70 from Las Vegas
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 47th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Channel 101 Experience
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• GRAMMY Nominations Concert Live: Countdown to Music's Biggest Night
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Take It
  2012, role: actor , character name: James Todd Smith
• 2012 Primetime Creative Arts Emmys
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• NCIS: Los Angeles - Season 3: Carmageddon
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 54th Annual Grammy Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 43rd NAACP Image Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• NCIS: Los Angeles - Season 3: Investigating Season 3
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• NCIS: Los Angeles - Season 3: Surf and Turf
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Spike TV VGA Video Game Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Actress in a Television Series - Drama
• 2011 BET Hip Hop Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 42nd NAACP Image Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 53rd Annual Grammy Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The GRAMMY Nominations Concert Live! - Countdown to Music's Biggest Night
  2011, role: actor
• The 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 4th Annual CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The 36th Annual People's Choice Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 41st NAACP Image Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
• Teen Choice Awards 2010
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• TV One Night Only: Live from the Essence Music Festival
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 51st Annual Grammy Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The Grammy Nominations Concert Live!: Countdown to Music's Biggest Night
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The Shooter Series: Vol. 1
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The Grammy Nominations Concert Live!: Countdown to Music's Biggest Night
  2009, role: producer
• How Bruce Lee Changed the World
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Deal
  2008, role: actor , character name: Bobby Mason
• BET Hip Hop Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• BET Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Spike TV VGA Video Game Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards 2008
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself