Please remain in the vehicle.
Everybody has a secret
Love Can Get Scrambled Sometimes.
Plot
A demented old man's memories are buried deep like stones in water. He throws stones into a lake and each stone recalls the surface happiness in his life. Only a family tragedy has the force to shatter the surface and reveal the truth behind the hidden memories.
It's hungry.
Jack: Wow! THAT was a major buzz kill! [after killing Hanson the zombie]
Finton: Yes, you do that, Terphries.
Tiffany: [in helicopter as it lifts off in a tropical storm] Can you fly in this?::Jack: What?::Tiffany: Can you fly in this?::Jack: No.::Tiffany: Wonderful.
Drake: [after their helicopter lands on the island] Well, the chopper's out of commission.::Tiffany: Wonderful. So after all this shit, we're stranded too?::Drake: Mmm-hmm. We'll hike inland a little bit. See what's here. Maybe we'll find something.::Tiffany: Wonderful.
Dr. Dawn Porter: [hiking through jungle to escape the komodo] When the winds are right, it can smell carrion from up to four miles away.::Drake: What's carri-on?::Jack: Luggage.::Tiffany: Wonderful.
Dr. Dawn Porter: Rebecca, I want you back on shore immediately, and put on your clothes.
Dr. Dawn Porter: Looks like our serum really works Professor! The valence readings are up almost 600%. I mean they're off the charts! The growth potential here is enormous!::Prof. Nathan Phipps: Listen, I want you and Becky to get back here as soon as possible. With that kind of exponential reaction there's no telling what kind of mutations have occurred. We run the risk of a complete molecular breakdown.
Tiffany: You gotta be kidding, that's like 2 miles from here.::Drake: Well if you're that thirsty honey, let's go.::Tiffany: I hate you all.
Behind the fantasy lies the truth.
Plot
Jack is a real scum-bag who is going to marry Kristy. He has a bad habit of sleeping with other women and stealing all of her money. Two weeks before their marriage, Kristy sees Jack having sex with their maid, Rosa. It turns out that he was threatening Rosa into having sex as well as his secretary Diane. When he goes away on business, Kristy, Rosa, and Diane devise a way to get him back for all of the things he has put them through. They also decide to turn his house into a special massage parlor for a few nights so Kristy can try to make some of the money back that Jack stole from her.
Keywords: anal-sex, beauty, bitten-on-the-butt, erotica, female-nudity, independent-film, male-nudity, male-rear-nudity
Have you ever been rubbed the right way?
[Jack comes home from a business trip to find his ex-fiance, Kristy Taylor, hosting prostitutes and their clients in the house Jack "legally" stole from Kristy]::Jack: I didn't have anything to do with this!::Detective: Well, who owns this house?::Jack: We do. Her and I.::[reclining on the couch with J.J]::Robert Glass: Excuse me! I represent Ms. Taylor, and I can assure you that Mr. Jack Wyler is the sole owner of this house.::Detective: Well, just what kind of a house are you running here, Mr. Wyler?::[caressing J.J.'s thigh]::Robert Glass: I think that should be fairly clear, Detective.
Jack: It's just a wedding - this is business.
Kristy: It's our wedding! It's not a corporate cocktail party!
Robin McLaurin Williams (born July 21, 1951) is an American actor and comedian. Rising to fame with his role as the alien Mork in the TV series Mork & Mindy, and later stand-up comedy work, Williams has performed in many feature films since 1980. He won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his performance in the 1997 film Good Will Hunting. He has also won two Emmy Awards, four Golden Globes, two Screen Actors Guild Awards and five Grammy Awards.
Williams was born in Chicago, Illinois. His mother, Laura McLaurin (née Smith, 1922–2001), was a former model from New Orleans, Louisiana. His father, Robert Fitzgerald Williams (September 10, 1906 – October 18, 1987), was a senior executive at Ford Motor Company in charge of the Midwest region. His maternal great-great-grandfather was senator and Mississippi governor Anselm J. McLaurin. Williams is of English, Welsh, Irish, and French ancestry. He was raised in the Episcopal Church (his mother practiced Christian Science). He grew up in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, where he was a student at the Detroit Country Day School, and later moved to Woodacre, Marin County, California, where he attended the public Redwood High School. Williams studied at Claremont McKenna College (then called Claremont Men's College) for four years. He has two half-brothers: Todd (who died August 14, 2007) and McLaurin.