Plot
Posing as a viscount's daughter, Faith infiltrates Lady Genevieve's gala and is attacked by Roden's gargoyle security team. Elsewhere, Willow offers to Dawn with her plus-sized problem and is called upon to upgrade the castle's defense system.
Keywords: motion-comic
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Garrett, a no-talent local wanna-be rock star fires his guitarist Warren, when he refuses to pick him up at the train station for rehearsal. Garrett, still brooding in his anger and getting no support from his sister (who's dating Warren) threatens to blackmail Warren.
When Garrett, a prima donna wannabe rock star discovers his journey to entitlement is threatened, he's left with no other option: blackmail.
Plot
Born into a life of crime, G has just spent 8 years in the pen. Now out on the streets he's back to his old ways wondering if a con can ever really straighten out. Things become more complex when G hooks up with Alexis who makes her living upholding the law.
Plot
A5 and A6 are robots whose new function is to sort screws in the same assembly line within a factory. As A5 and A6 begin to work together, they find that they both have the same priority which is something else besides sorting screws and which has not been programmed into their systems. As such, their work sorting screws begins to suffer, which is noticed by their supervisor and the robotics technician. A5's work also is affected by another robot. But after the end of the day, the priorities of this day may becomes a lost memory.
Keywords: absurd-humor, absurdism, canadian-humor, comedy-troupe, improvisation, joke, live-audience, live-comedy, live-performance, reference-to-facebook
Plot
Inspired by a true story, Millionaire Boyz Club depicts the life of a young man being released from prison after 8 years in the federal penitentiary. At the beginning of the movie we see that G wanted to live a straight life, in order to avoid being locked up again. However, once he returns home to Compton, CA, it doesn't take long before he slips back into his old lifestyle. A combination of old friends, old enemies, the need for money and rejection, turns G's life back onto the streets. his struggle and adventures give the viewer insight as to why G chose a life of crime. G successfully starts hustling on the streets and meets a woman he thinks will set him straight. G keeps his life of crime a secret with this new woman, Alexis. Likewise, Alexis keeps her life as an undercover DEA agent a secret from G too. The two opposite characters fall in love in the midst of their lies and deception. This all comes to a climatic finish, at the end of the movie, with a twist that is totally unpredictable.
Plot
Police in the tiny Australian town of Sleepy West are baffled by a series of murders in which a biker, a construction worker, a sailor, a cowboy and an Indian are killed. To their horror, they realise that someone is killing people with the same occupations as the Village People, and there is one occupation left - the cop! With the help of a reluctant detective from out of town, the police race to find the killer before one of them turns up dead.
Keywords: adulterous-wife, biker, condom-machine, construction-worker, decapitation, french-accent, husband-wife-relationship, line-dancing, male-stripper, murder
...nobody can stop the murders!
Plot
Jack Caine (Dolph Lundgren) is a Houston vice cop who's forgotten the rule book. His self-appointed mission is to stop the drugs trade and the number one supplier Victor Manning. Whilst involved in an undercover operation to entrap Victor Manning, his partner gets killed, and a sinister newcomer enters the scene... Along with F.B.I. agent Lawrence Smith, the two investigate a spate of mysterious deaths; normal non-junkies dying of massive heroin overdoses and bearing the same horrific puncture marks on the forehead. This, coupled with Caine's own evidence, indicates an alien force is present on the streets of Houston, killing and gathering stocks of a rare drug found only in the brain... Caine is used to fighting the toughest of criminals, but up to now they've all been human...
Keywords: action-hero, alien, anti-hero, audio-surveillance, blood, blood-spatter, body-landing-on-a-car, brawl, buddy, car-chase
Jack Caine. Houston cop. Human. What he's up against, isn't.
Jack Caine thought he'd busted every breed of crook on Earth...HE HAS.
Good cop. Bad alien. Big trouble.
It's not a close encounter... It's the last.
He came in search of a drug so rare it could only be found in one place... Man.
A totally lethal alien.
Jack Caine: Either you're Santa Claus or you're dead, pal.
[after blowing away the police chief, who was trying to kill his partner]::Jack Caine: [to Laurence Smith] Never trust nobody; Caine Manual, Chapter 1, Page 1.
Bad Alien: I come in peace.::Jack Caine: And you go in pieces, asshole.
[repeated line]::Bad Alien: I come in peace.
Arwood "Larry" Smith: [trying on a jacket from Jack's closet] Hey, it fits perfectly!::Jack Caine: It should... it was mine when I was 12.
Jack Caine: Fuck you, spaceman!
Malone: You've been gone eight days, Jack. A week I could understand, but EIGHT FUCKING DAYS!
Jack Caine: [while being chased by the White Boys, Larry produces a huge firearm, which resembles a cannon more than a gun] What the hell is that?::Arwood "Larry" Smith: A Christmas present from my mother.
Jack Caine: [at the murder scene, Larry and Jack are nearly decapitated by the alien disc] Now, that's a murder weapon.
Market Customer: No shit, Man, he had to be at least seven feet tall. I saw him about two blocks down the street.::Market Clerk: Yeah, sure you did. Last week he saw Jimi Hendrix at the laundrymat, remember that?::Security Guard: Right, with a dryer full of tie-dyed shirts.
Plot
Two feuding brothers (one a policeman, the other a martial arts expert) of different political views, join forces to avenge the death of their father, a retired agent, killed by the mafia.
Keywords: action-hero, airforce-one, airport, ambush, bar-brawl, bar-fight, beating, blood, blood-spatter, brawl
The first was for honour, The second for his country, This time it's family.
Casey Alexander: [to one of the bank robbers after defeating the group] This is the kind of American you're up against and why you don't stand a chance, you asshole.
Casey Alexander: [to Will] Looks like we're going on a different sort of hunting trip.
Casey Alexander: Not only do you have no witnesses, but everyone thinks you saved the President.::Atteron: Exactly.::Will Alexander: It stinks!
Will Alexander: The only thing we had in common together is dead!
Will Alexander: My brother is nothing like you!::Atteron: [clocks shotgun] Your brother is dead.
Franco: Things have come full circle, for the Alexander family... Uggh!
Franco: I will not kill you - but I will cause you great pain
Will Alexander: I want action!
Casey Alexander: Come on Will. I don't think you're a failure, just a little strange.::Will Alexander: What do you mean?::Casey Alexander: It's the man's birthday and you show up in Khruschev's jacket! [referring to the Soviet flag on the back of Will's jacket]
Franco: The test is over. You were right. He is a warrior, a true fighter... he stays. [after Will passed with flying colours against his prodige Russo in a test of skill]
Plot
Done in a similar style to the musical duo's TV show "The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour", this film is more a series of unconnected skits and parodies than a single running plot. When Sonny gets offered a role in a movie, he talks Cher into giving it a try. The proposed script, however, turns out to be awful, but in order to get out of doing this stinker of a project, Sonny has just ten days to come with his own better script. The rest of the film follows his daydreams as he plots out possible storylines starring him as a Wild West sheriff, a jungle king, and as a private eye.
Keywords: black-lace-stockings, spoof
Sonny & Cher's ONLY motion picture together!
Warren originates in the Anglo-Norman term free warren, a royal licence permitting the holder to keep and breed game animals within a defined geographic area in which hunting by others was prohibited. The word is of High Germanic origin werien, to preserve. The word has survived in common usage today only to define a place where rabbits breed and live, thus a network of underground interconnecting rabbit burrows, and by analogy an overcrowded place or building. A warrener was an officer akin to a modern game keeper appointed to enforce the holder's right to maintain his warren.
Elizabeth Warren (born June 22, 1949) is an American bankruptcy law expert, policy advocate, Harvard Law School professor, and Democratic Party candidate in the 2012 United States Senate election in Massachusetts. She has written several academic and popular books concerning the American economy and personal finance. She contributed to the oversight of the 2008 U.S. bailout program, and also led the conception and establishment of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
Born in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, Warren attended The George Washington University and the University of Houston. She received a J.D. from Rutgers School of Law–Newark in 1976. Warren taught law at several universities and was listed by the Association of American Law Schools as a minority law professor throughout the 1980s and 1990s. In the wake of the U.S. financial crisis, Warren served as chair of the Congressional Oversight Panel created to oversee the Troubled Assets Relief Program in 2008. She later served as Assistant to the President and Special Advisor to the Secretary of the Treasury for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau under U.S. President Barack Obama.
Billy Joe Saunders (born 30 August 1989) is a British professional boxer, who after a distinguished junior career qualified for the 2008 Beijing Olympics. On 28 April 2012 he defeated Tony Hill by first round knock out at the Royal Albert Hall to become Commonwealth middleweight champion.
"Caravan Kid" Saunders lives with his family on a Travellers' encampment near Hatfield, Hertfordshire and fights for Hoddesdon ABC. Originally from Cheshunt, Saunders is the great-grandson of one of Britain's most famous Romany bareknuckle champions, Absolom Beeney. His father Tom, a former amateur, also admits to being involved in a bareknuckle scrap once "to sort things out, the way the Travelling community does".
The southpaw won his first 49 amateur fights at senior level in a row, including the Commonwealth Championships in 2007 and the Strandya Cup 2008 edging out Cuban Carlos Banteux.
In 2008 Saunders qualified for the Beijing Olympics in the Welterweight division at the age of 18. Saunders qualified at the European area qualifier in Pescara, Italy. He beat European champion Andrey Balanov and Kakhaber Zhvania, he lost his semi to Oleksandr Stretskyy before beating the Slovakian, Pavol Hlavacka for the all-important third spot. He went to Beijing as the first person from the British Romany Gypsy community to qualify for the games, where he was defeated in the second round of the welterweight division. He was subsequently suspended for "lewd behaviour", allegedly pertaining to an incident with a local woman during a pre-season training camp in France. In early December 2008, Saunders signed professional terms along with James DeGale and Frankie Gavin with Frank Warren.
Joseph Francis Saunders (born June 16, 1981 in Falls Church, Virginia) is a Major League Baseball left-handed pitcher who plays for the Arizona Diamondbacks.
Saunders played college baseball at Virginia Tech, where he compiled a 27-7 career record. His 27 wins tied him for third place in most career wins in school history.
Saunders was drafted in the 1st round (12th overall) by the then Anaheim Angels in 2002. After being promoted to Single-A Cedar Rapids in 2002, he missed the entire 2003 season due to an injury in his left shoulder. He returned to the game with Single-A Rancho Cucamonga in 2004 and went 9-7 with a 3.41 ERA. He was promoted to Double-A Arkansas in 2004, and recorded a 7-4 record with two complete games in 2005.
Saunders was promoted to Triple-A Salt Lake and was 10-7 with three complete games, including two shutouts, earning honors as the Angels Organization's Pitcher of the Year. He made his major league debut on August 16 against the Toronto Blue Jays, receiving a no decision after closer Francisco Rodriguez blew the save in a 4-3 loss for the Angels.
Chris Eubank, Lord of the Manor of Brighton (born Christopher Livingstone Eubanks on 8 August 1966)[citation needed] is a British retired boxer who held world titles at middleweight and super middleweight. He was a world champion for over five years, undefeated in his first ten years as a professional, and remained undefeated at middleweight.
Christopher Livingstone Eubanks, is one of the sons of Rachel Scollins (later opting to delete the 's' from his surname) was born on 8 August 1966, in Dulwich, South London and spent his early days in Jamaica (from two months old to six years old). On his return to England, he lived in Stoke Newington, Dalston, Hackney and then Peckham; largely impoverished.
He attended Bellingden Junior School, and then Thomas Carlton Secondary School, from where he was suspended eighteen times in one year and then expelled, despite claiming he was gallantly trying to protect other children from bullies. He then attended Peckham Manor School, from where he was suspended five times in four weeks and then expelled. He was then put into care and spent time in various institutions under the care of Social Services. Some time was spent at Orchard Lodge Regional Resource Centre, Anerley in 1981. When he was 16, his father sent him to New York in the U.S. to live with his mother in the tough South Bronx district.
WARREN:
Guaranteed income
House with a view
Doctors and nurses
Surgery too.
Everything paid for
And it comes true...
When we're sixty-five.
Ten, twenty, thirty,
Then we're forty
Wait 'til we're sixty-five.
No need to hurry
Not a worry left
But to keep alive.
Not another premium to pay
All we got to do now is play and play.
Six years or seven
Then to heaven,
You first, the records show.
I get the pension
Not to mention
Blue Cross until I go.
If you ever thought you had fun
At twenty-one
Wait 'til we're sixty-five.
Hop, skip to forty
Jump to fifty
Wait 'til we're sixty-five.
Paid up and grinning
Just beginning
Now to become alive.
DAISY:
If the children never mature...
WARREN:
What the hell,
The bonds will
So we're secure.
WARREN & DAISY:
Safe from disaster,
No one has to
Take care of ma and pa.
WARREN:
All brown and rosy
Living cozy
Down there in Tampa, Fla.
If you feel like Catherine the Great
At twenty-eight
Wait 'til we're sixty-five.
[Interlude]
WARREN:
Life will be gala
Every malady all completely paid
And we've a plot a
Terra cotta
In which we'll both be laid.
If you were a little forlorn
When you were born
Wait 'til we're sixty-five!
(Warren)
When there's clouds hanging in your sky
And they're not just letting any light in
And you feel like you'd like to give in
Don't you give up so soon
What you need is a friend to count on
What you got, baby you got someone
Who will stay when the rain is falling
And won't let it fall on you
I'll see you through
I'll cover you with a love so deep and warm and true
I will be there, oh
Honey I'll be your shelter
I'll be the one to take you through the night
Whenever you need shelter
I'll make everything all right
Make everything all right, yes
NA NA nana na na
I got arms strong enough to hold you
Get you through anything you go through
Anything that you need
You know it's only a touch away
When your hear needs a heart beside it
Should be mine that it's keeping time with
'Coz I got so much love inside it
It beats for you every day
I'll be the one
To give you love
When it seems like there's just not enough
Mine will be there, oh
Honey I'll be your shelter
I'll be the one to take you through the night
Whenever you need shelter
I'll make everything all right
Make everything all right, yes
NA NA nana na na
I'll see you through
I'll cover you with a love so deep and warm and true
I will be there, oh
Honey I'll be your shelter
I'll be the one to take you through the night
Whenever you need shelter
I'll make everything all right
Make everything all right, yes
Some people search a lifetime
For a love to stand the test of time
But you don't have to worry
You've got someone
Who will always be right by your side
Oh, I've got a love, got a love that won't end
Here in my heart, baby, I've got a love
So deep, deeper than a river
So high, higher than any mountain
So strong, strong enough to last for all time
This love is running so deep
Deeper than a river, on and on
This love is, this love is
This love is deeper than a river, yeah, oh yeah
Just like a tree that stands tall
Darling, I'll stand by you through it all
There's nothing gonna stop me from loving you
I will always be right by your side
Oh you've got a love, got a love for all time
Here in my arms, baby
I've got a love, got a love than won't die
Here in my heart, baby, I've got a love
So deep, deeper than a river
So high, higher than any mountain
So strong, strong enough to last for all time
This love is running so deep
Deeper than a river, it goes on and on, yeah
This love is, this love is
This love is deeper than a river, yeah
And like a river needs the sea, I need you with me
Every minute of my life, oh yeah
And like the sunlight needs the sky I need you by my side
This love of mine
Is so deep, baby, is so deep baby, ooh, so deep baby
Ooh, I've got a love
So deep, deeper than a river
It goes on and on and on and on, yeah
(This love is) you know (this love is)
This love is deeper than a river
(So deep, deeper than a river)
(So high) so high (higher than any mountain)
So strong, strong enough to last for all time
(This love is running so deep)
Deeper than a river, it goes on and on, yeah
This love is, this love is
(Warren)
When there's clouds hanging in your sky
And they're not just letting any light in
And you feel like you'd like to give in
Don't you give up so soon
What you need is a friend to count on
What you got, baby you got someone
Who will stay when the rain is falling
And won't let it fall on you
I'll see you through
I'll cover you with a love so deep and warm and true
I will be there, oh
Honey I'll be your shelter
I'll be the one to take you through the night
Whenever you need shelter
I'll make everything all right
Make everything all right, yes
NA NA nana na na
I got arms strong enough to hold you
Get you through anything you go through
Anything that you need
You know it's only a touch away
When your hear needs a heart beside it
Should be mine that it's keeping time with
'Coz I got so much love inside it
It beats for you every day
I'll be the one
To give you love
When it seems like there's just not enough
Mine will be there, oh
Honey I'll be your shelter
I'll be the one to take you through the night
Whenever you need shelter
I'll make everything all right
Make everything all right, yes
NA NA nana na na
I'll see you through
I'll cover you with a love so deep and warm and true
I will be there, oh
Honey I'll be your shelter
I'll be the one to take you through the night
Whenever you need shelter
I'll make everything all right
Make everything all right, yes