Plot
When Cappy, the owner of Happy Fliers School of Aeronautical Knowledge faces bankruptcy he concocts schemes to save the school. One scheme, his Top Gun Training brings in a madcap group of characters that drive Jay Mie, the real flight instructor bananas.
Where the Bottom Two Percent Learn How to Fly
Plot
In Havana, Cuba in the late 1950's, a wealthy family, one of whose sons is a prominent nightclub owner, is caught in the violent transition from the oppressive regime of Batista to the Marxist government of Fidel Castro. Castro's regime ultimately leads the nightclub owner to flee to New York.
Keywords: 1950s, beating, blood, bomb, brother-brother-relationship, che-guevara, comedian, cuba, cuban-flag, cuban-revolution
A place you leave is a place that lives forever.
Fico Fellove: Havana is very much like a rose: it has petals, and it has thorns... So it depends on how you grab it, but in the end, it always grabs you...
Don Federico Fellove: In the sea, even a shark can drown.
Aurora Fellove: Who said woman is like a flower?::Fico Fellove: Poet with a sensitive smell.
Meyer Lansky: She was a beautiful thing Havana. We should have known she was a... heartbreaker.
[first lines]::Alberto Mora: A message from Pelico. [gangsters begin shooting]
Fico Fellove: You're lucky you're on the other side of the room!::Ricardo Fellove: I feel lucky that I'm on the other side of the room, it probably stinks on that side of the room.
Fico Fellove: [to man about to be executed] Life is becoming a dress rehearsal for a show nobody will see.
Fico Fellove: [preparing his gun]::The Writer: Can I offer a serious thought from someone who is never serious?::Fico Fellove: No.::The Writer: Then that was it.
Don Federico Fellove: Do you know what a zugzwang is?::Fico Fellove: It's a chess move.::Don Federico Fellove: It is a chess move that is no move at all. It is actually a position. A position in which each player will obtain a worse result if it were his time to move, than if it were not. Do you follow?::Don Donoso Fellove: A double bind.::Don Federico Fellove: [pointing to himself and Fico] A reciprocal situation. All you have to do is act accordingly. Which means...::Don Donoso Fellove: ...to not act at all.
The Writer: [indicating Fico] When I grow up I want to be just like him.::Aurora Fellove: Why?::The Writer: Because, he never pays.
Plot
Cool wacko cop, Karl Savak wants to steal and sell prototype military weapons. But, while he was stealing ammo, one of his comrades kills the family of John North. He is a military combat expert, who soon after starts his own investigation. But, it's not easy to take down one of most decorated FBI officers.
Keywords: abandoned-apartment, accountant, aikido, american-flag, ammunition, anti-hero, apartment, arms-dealer, arms-smuggling, asphyxiation
Karl Savak: Don't you know it's illegal to drive while dead?
Plot
An unlabelled crate from an unknown source is delivered to a house in the woods. The homeowner unwisely accepts the delivery, only to discover it contains a TV set that starts spewing giggling zombies all over the place. When a new family moves into the now-abandoned house, the son discovers the haunted televsion and is soon told what he needs to do to send the zombies back where they belong. Knowing and doing, however, are two very different things, and the zombies are not likely to go quietly.
Keywords: 1980s, attic, bare-breasts, basement, blonde, blood, blood-spatter, brother-sister-relationship, brushing-teeth, chainsaw
Look what's living inside your television.
The living dead are here, and they're lusting for blood - yours!
April: You don't understand. He likes to chase skunks in the woods, and if he finds them he tries to mate with them. Only skunks don't like to mate with poodles, and then they spray him, and he really gets turned on!
Zoe Blair: Your strange!::Jeff Blair: Well that's me ok? I'm a STRANGE person!
Jeff Blair: I saw him.::Jeff Blair: I shot him.::Jeff Blair: It's only fair that I get to use the chainsaw.
Taxi Driver: I thought you said this was your house?::Zoe Blair: It is, but I have never been here before. Actually it's my parents place.::Taxi Driver: [Sarcastic] Oh...::Zoe Blair: But they haven't ever been here either.
Jeff Blair: Hey, I've got it!::April: You do?::Jeff Blair: The dog swallowed a ball. You were walking the dog, on a leash, and some total jerk threw the ball to the dog, and he accidentally swallowed it. All we have to do is push the ball down the dog's throat. They'll never know the difference.::April: That is really sick! You think it'll work?
The Garbageman: You don't know, what you're messin' with. Why in the hell don't you leave it alone?::Jeff Blair: Who was she?::The Garbageman: They look, just like you and I... But inside, they're, they're different. They have no soul...::Jeff Blair: Who are you?::The Garbageman: They call me the Garbageman. I dispose of human garbage.::Jeff Blair: Why are you telling me all this?::The Garbageman: Because you're in danger. There's been a little accident, an escape. They are very real, and very dangerous, Jeff. Be careful.::Jeff Blair: No, wait! What do I do?::The Garbageman: Take the TV, and lock it in the basement, and do one more thing. Get a mirror, and put the shiny side next to the screen. A mirror...
Jeff Blair: But why mirrors?::Joshua Daniels: The reason for the mirrors is simple, the dead can't stand to look at themselves. Same goes for when a living person comes up against one of 'em. When the living person shows fear, it all comes home again, that they're different. All they wanna do is kill the only thing they can never be: the living.::Jeff Blair: But what if a person could keep from showing fear? Wouldn't he be safe?::Joshua Daniels: Keep from showing fear? Only two ways of doin' 'em in, least as far as I know. First is to, trap 'em in a place from which there is absolutely no escape. Then they'll go crazy, eat themselves.::Jeff Blair: And the other way?::Joshua Daniels: The other way is much more simple. Since they think they're alive, by attacking 'em like you would the living. With guns, knives, anything. For a time, they can actually be convinced they're dead. To make that death final, however, they must not be buried. And left instead to be reclaimed, by mother nature.::Zoe Blair: Then will this all be over? Will they really be dead?::Joshua Daniels: Then they'll be where they belong... in death.
Chocolate i/ˈtʃɒkᵊlɨt/ is a raw or processed food produced from the seed of the tropical Theobroma cacao tree. Cacao has been cultivated for at least three millennia in Mexico, Central and South America. Its earliest documented use is around 1100 BC. The majority of the Mesoamerican people made chocolate beverages, including the Aztecs, who made it into a beverage known as xocolātl, a Nahuatl word meaning "bitter water". The seeds of the cacao tree have an intense bitter taste, and must be fermented to develop the flavor.
After fermentation, the beans are dried, then cleaned, and then roasted, and the shell is removed to produce cacao nibs. The nibs are then ground to cocoa mass, pure chocolate in rough form. Because this cocoa mass usually is liquefied then molded with or without other ingredients, it is called chocolate liquor. The liquor also may be processed into two components: cocoa solids and cocoa butter. Unsweetened baking chocolate (bitter chocolate) contains primarily cocoa solids and cocoa butter in varying proportions. Much of the chocolate consumed today is in the form of sweet chocolate, combining cocoa solids, cocoa butter or other fat, and sugar. Milk chocolate is sweet chocolate that additionally contains milk powder or condensed milk. White chocolate contains cocoa butter, sugar, and milk but no cocoa solids.
Michel Albert Roux (born on 23 May 1960), known as Michel Roux, Jr., is a French-English two-star Michelin chef at the London restaurant, Le Gavroche.
Born in Pembury, Kent, he is the son of fellow Michelin starred chef Albert Roux, and the nephew of Michel Roux. He undertook apprenticeship work with Master Patissier, Hellegouarche in Paris. From summer 1979 through January 1980, he worked as a commis de cuisine at Le Gavroche, under both his father and his uncle. He then spent two years as a commis de cuisine trainee under Alain Chapel at his hotel and restaurant in Mionnay, in the Rhône-Alpes region near Lyon.
After undertaking basic training with the French Army, from February 1982 to March 1983 he served his military service at the Elysee Palace, working for both Presidents Giscard d'Estaing and François Mitterrand. Having finished his military service, Roux then worked for four months in Paris: two months at Charcuterie Gérard Mothu in St-Mandé; and then two months at Boucherie Lamartine on the Avenue Victor-Hugo.
Michel Roux (born 19 April 1941) is a French-born chef and restaurateur working in Britain.
Born in Charolles, Saône-et-Loire, Roux moved to Paris with his family after the war, where they set up a charcuterie (delicatessen). At the age of fourteen he became a patissier (pastry chef), and later followed his elder brother Albert back to Paris to work as a chef.
When Albert moved to London, Michel again followed him, and in 1967 they opened their first restaurant, Le Gavroche, which became the first restaurant in Britain to gain one, two and then three Michelin stars. In 1972 they opened the Waterside Inn in Bray, Berkshire.
Michel was awarded the Meilleur Ouvrier de France for patisserie in 1976 and an honorary OBE alongside his brother in 2002 and is the recipient of The International Center in New York's Award of Excellence.
In a poll of UK chefs carried out by Caterer and Hotelkeeper magazine in 2003, Michel and his brother Albert were voted the most influential chefs in the country. Michel Roux's son, Alain Roux, currently runs the Waterside Inn in Bray.
Jesse & Joy is a Latin Grammy Award–winning Mexican pop duo formed in 2005 by brother and sister Jesse (born December 31, 1982, as Jesse Eduardo Huerta) and Joy (born June 20, 1986, as Tirzah Joy Huerta), from Mexico City.
Their parents are from Mexico City (D.F.) and USA (Mexican father and American mother). In 2001, when they were 18 and 15 years of age, they began writing lyrics and songs with their father. They were signed under the Warner label on April 18, 2005. Jesse plays the piano, the guitar, and sings the chorus of the songs. Joy plays the guitar and is the lead voice. Their first appearance was on the Teletón-Mexico in 2005 when the Mexican-Argentine duo Sin Bandera presented them to the Mexican audience. This was followed by James Blunt's showcase tour in Mexico.[citation needed]
"Espacio Sideral" was the first single to be taken from their first album and went to #1 on many radio stations. A video for the single was produced in Argentina and first shown on MTV on June 27, 2007. The second single was "Ya No Quiero", and the third "Volveré". Jesse & Joy were nominated in the MTV Video Music Awards Latin America in the category of Promising Artist (Artista Prometedor). Other nominees were the Argentine singer Axel Fernando, the Puerto Rican alternative-reggaetón duo Calle 13, the Colombian singer and Grammy Award–winning Fonseca and the Mexican rock group División Minúscula.
Me quedé sin chocolate
me quedé sin el dulce de la vida
sin problemas transformados en humo
sin apropiadas meditaciones
sin nuestra parte norafricana
sin el alivio de cada mañana
sin la armonía de todos los días
sin los colores de los fumadores
me quedé sin chocolate
y las noches parecen vacías
vienen poco las melodías a visitarme
porque la tarde es gris y fría
espero que me llegue pronto
el caramelo que estoy esperando
vivo pendiente de la cosecha
la fuerza de la costumbre
me late que se me acabó el chocolate
chocolate para usted que lo hará sentir mejor
chocolate
porque los pulmones se merecen ese calor
y acompañar el amor con chocolate
y basta de debate
de los huevos de chocolate.
Fragile seems
I opened up too quick and all my dreams
Were woken up, I slowly lost my fire
With every single man a river cried
I had no sensation
Completely numb, left with no satisfaction
I thought no one could ever get me high again
I swear, I was not lookin'
Oh, waited so long
I thought the real thing was a fake
I thought it was a tool to break me down
You proved me wrong again
If love were liquid it would drown me
In a placeless place would find me
In a heart shape come around me
And then melt me slowly down
If love were human it would know me
In a lost space come and show me
Hold me and control me and then
Melt me slowly down like chocolate
Tastes so good
My heart's been mended who'd have thought it would
An empty bet and still I won the cash
A man who I love and who loves me back
Oh, waited so long
For love to heal me so I'd feel it
Thought it wasn't breathin' then you came
You proved me wrong again
If love were liquid it would drown me
In a placeless place would find me
In a heart shape come around me
And then melt me slowly down
If love were human it would know me
In a lost space come and show me
Hold me and control me and then
Melt me slowly down like a chocolate
If love were liquid it would drown me
In a placeless place would find me
In a heart shape come around me
And then melt me slowly down
If love were human it would know me
In a lost space come and show me
Hold me and control me and then
Melt me slowly down
Like chocolate, come here
Zoom in, catch the smile
There's no doubt, it's from you
And I'm addicted to it now
Just one look boy to melt me down
Just one heart here to save me now
Your candy kisses are sweet I know
Hold me tight baby don't let go
Just one look boy to melt me down
Just one heart here to save me now
Your candy kisses are sweet I know
Hold me tight baby don't let go
Just one look boy to melt me down
Just one heart here to save me now
Your candy kisses are sweet I know
Hold me tight baby don't let go
Just one look boy to melt me down
Just one heart here to save me now
Your candy kisses are sweet I know
Hold me tight baby don't let go
If love were liquid it would drown me
In a placeless place would find me
In a heart shape come around me
And then melt me slowly down
If love were human it would know me
In a lost space come and show me
Hold me and control me and then
Melt me slowly down
If love were liquid it would drown me
In a placeless place would find me
In a heart shape come around me
And then melt me slowly down
If love were human it would know me
In a lost space come and show me
Hold me and control me
And then melt me slowly down
This could be the very minute
I'm aware I'm alive
All these places feel like home
With a name I'd never chosen
I can make my first steps
As a child of 25
This is the straw, final straw
In the roof of my mouth as I lie to you
Just because I'm sorry doesn't mean
I didn't enjoy it at the time
You're the only thing that I love
It scares me more every day
On my knees I think clearer
Goodness knows I saw it coming
Or at least I'll claim I did
But in truth I'm lost for words
What have I done? It's too late for that
What have I become? Truth is nothing yet
A simple mistake starts the hardest time
This could be the very minute
I'm aware I'm alive
All these places feel like home
With a name I've never chosen
I can make my first steps
As a child of twenty-five
This is the straw, final straw
In the
Roof of my mouth as I lie
To you
Just because I'm sorry doesn't mean
I didn't
Enjoy it at the time
You're the only thing that I love
Scares me more every day
On my knees I think clearer
Goodness knows I saw it coming
Or at least I'll claim I did
But in truth I'm lost for words
What have I done?
It's too late for that
What have I become?
Truth is nothing yet
A simple mistake
Starts the hardest time
I promise I'll do
Anything you ask
I was with this girl
In my bedroom
She was eating such wild chocolate
Didn't leave me much shared room
Its name I couldn't see
But she gave it to me
I lost my head
I started singing
Only the crumbliest
Flakiest chocolate yeah
Taste like chocolate never tasted before
Only the crumbliest
Flakiest chocolate yeah
Taste like chocolate never tasted before
Then I was gone
In a world of my own
Feels like electricity is
Running through every bone
My girl and me
We're living free yeah
On the crumbliest milk chocolate in the world
We were singing
Only the crumbliest
Flakiest chocolate yeah
Taste like chocolate never tasted before
And only the crumbliest
Flakiest chocolate
[Verse 1:]
I Remember When I Was A Little Girl
A Hersheys Kiss Was My Favorite Thing In The World
When I Was Lost I Always Turned To Something Sweet
A Candy Bar Would Always Satisfy Me Instantly(Uh Huh)
[Chorus:]
Your My Chocolate,Your My Chocolate
Caramel, Creamy Filled, 100% Filled Chocolate Your My
Chocolate,
Cocoa Butter Honey Lover Your Like No Other
Your My Chocolate,Your My Chocolate Like Hot Fudge Your
Too Much
I Cant Get Enough Of Your Chocolate,
Your Chocolate You Are My Favorite Candy
[Verse 2:]
Everyday You Would Always Surprise Me With Something
Candle Light And A Dozen Roses Just To Name A Few
(Few,Few,Few)
You Always Seem To Know The Things That Im Feeling
You Always Give To Me The Things That Im Needing
I Cant Ever Let You Go Your The Sweetest Candy That
I've Ever Known
[Chorus:]
Your My Chocolate,Your My Chocolate
Caramel, Creamy Filled, 100% Filled Chocolate Your My
Chocolate,
Cocoa Butter Honey Lover Your Like No Other
Your My Chocolate,Your My Chocolate, Like Hot Fudge
Your Too Much
I Cant Get Enough Of Your Chocolate,
Your Chocolate You Are My Favorite Candy
[Bridge:]
You Are My Chocolate Ohoh My Chocalte
Yes You Are My Chocolate, Caramel Filled My Chocolate,
Yes You Are My Chocolate,Cocoa Butter Honey Lover, Like
No Other
Yes You Are My Chocolate,Like Hot Fudge Your Too Much
I Cant Get Enough Of Your Chocolate
[Chorus:]
Your My Chocolate,Your My Chocolate
Caramel, Cream Filled, 100% Filled Chocolate Your My
Chocolate,
Cocoa Butter Honey Lover Your Like No Other
Your My Chocolate,Your My Chocolate, Like Hot Fudge
Your Too Much
I Cant Get Enough Of Your Chocolate, Your Chocolate
I remember when I was a little girl
A Hershey's kiss was my favorite thing in the world
When I was lost I would always turn to something sweet
A candy bar would always satisfy me instantly
You're my...
Chocolate you're my Chocolate (uh-huh)
Caramel cream filled hundred percent filled
Chocolate you're my chocolate
Cocoa butta honey lova, you're like no otha You're my
Chocolate you're my chocolate
Like hot fudge you're too much I can't get enough
of your chocolate, your chocolate..
You are my favorite candy
Everyday you would always suprise me with somethin new
A candle light (dinner) and a dozen roses just to name a few (few,few,few)
You always seem to know the things that I'm feelin'
You always give to me the things that i'm needin
I can neva let you go, you're the sweetest candy that i'll eva know
You're my..
Chocolate you're my Chocolate
Caramel cream filled hundred percent filled
Chocolate you're my chocolate
Cocoa butta honey lova, you're like no otha You're my
Chocolate you're my chocolate
Like hot fudge you're too much I can't get enough
of your chocolate, your chocolate..
You are my favorite candy
(Vocals)
Yes you are, my chocolate, caramel filled, my chocolate
Yes you are, my chocolate, cocoa butta honey lova like no otha
Yes you are, my chocolate, like hot fudge, you're too much
I can't get enough of your chocolate...
Chocolate you're my Chocolate
Caramel cream filled hundred percent filled
Chocolate you're my chocolate
Cocoa butta honey lova, you're like no otha You're my
Chocolate you're my chocolate
Like hot fudge you're too much I can't get enough
of your chocolate, your chocolate..
My sweetheart,
my chocolate, mocholate.
I've got the world to hold me up,
'cause I'm under the influence of love, babe.
You know,
last thing I would do in this world is hurt your feelings.
As God is my witness,
I know we'll be together,
and then nothing, nothing will tear us apart, ever.
'Cause you know, baby,
I do love you.
I love you, I love you, I love you...
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate
Eu só quero chocolate...
Só quero chocolate
Não adianta vir com guaraná pra mim
É chocolate que eu quero beber
Não quero pó, não quero rapé
Não quero cocaína
Me liguei no chocolate
Eu me liguei
Só quero chocolate
Não adianta vir com guaraná pra mim
É chocolate que eu quero beber
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate
Eu só quero chocolate...
Só quero chocolate
Não adianta vir com guaraná pra mim
É chocolate que eu quero beber
Não quero chá, não quero café
Não quero coca-cola
Me liguei no chocolate
Só quero chocolate
Não adianta vir com guaraná pra mim
É chocolate que eu quero beber
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate
Eu só quero chocolate...
Ui ui é
Não adianta vir com guaraná pra mim
É chocolate que eu quero beber
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate
É proibido fumar!
Chocolate, ui, ui ui...
É proibido fumar!
You're sweeter than the sweets you brought
I melt like chocolateon your palm
You're as sweet as you're touching
You're everything I'm seeing
My every thought is all about you
You're everything I fear: you're my every dream
My heart believes your every smile
My brain says I am infantile
You're as sweet as you're touching
You're everything I'm seeing
My every thought is all about you
You're everything I fear -
My every mood is all about you
You're everything I'm feeling
My every thought is spinning around you
You're everything I fear: you're my every dream
Chocolate es su boca y su sabor
y voy a morder mi dulce perdición
voy volando por el borde de su piel
en el humo estoy
en el fuego en el que arde
Cada noche soy el rey, en su cama de papel
chocolate quiero tener
Ella sabe remover, sus caderas de placer
mulata de ojos verde miel
Chocolate es del otro lado del mar
es mi amante fiel sin nada que ocultar
de tabaco haré un mágico colchón
donde haré el amor
en el fuego en el que arde
Cada noche soy el rey, en su cama de papel
chocolate quiero tener
Ella sabe remover, sus caderas el placer
mulata de ojos verde miel
Chocolate, verde y miel
Chocolate , quiero tener
Chocolate verde y miel
Incienso y fuego puedo oler
yerbabuena es su carmín
chocolate se va a derretir
como el oro es de ley
medicina para mí
Chorus:
I want a chocolate covered girlfriend
With like smile like cherries and cream
I want a chocolate covered girlfriend
Hard like candy, soft like caramel
Sweet chocolate covered girlfriend (x2)
On the dance floor I was dancing all off-beat
Saw this black girl feel the music like the snare drums on her feet
And the kickdrums on her waist, it was written on her face
White boy you haven't got a chance with me
She's probably right cuz man I don't have any game
I might not get a phone number but she has to have a name
Was acting all insane
I said listen girl, we come from different worlds
But our attitude's the same
Chorus
Now your girlfriends all start laughing like this homeboy's lost his mind
Must be trippin on that ecstasy or sniffin on those lines
Now he wants to taste your chocolate just to see if he'll get high
White boy take your skateboard and find something else to grind
But I can't walk away and leave this true love left behind
It's between just me and you love, tell your crew to step aside
Your skin's so dark and smooth, the things I'd do to get inside
Let's put this foolishness aside
take your hands off me
never let go
tonight...
we can go anywhere
they will wait for us there
go away
stay forever
yesterday
i can't remember
take your hands off me
never let go
tonight i swear your beautiful
you count the stars above
you count up to one
far away
closer than ever
and that day
it last forever
remember the time
the time that i lied
to your face of all places
remember the time
we said good bye
i don't even want to be here
i swear i hate this place
i can't believe this happen
won't it just erase?
under my bed
and in my head
i hear the words you say
i'm sick of them
she's in the other crying
and this couch folds into bed
i close my eyes
and listen to television
i just want to go
as far as possible
i had it up to here
tonight i drink my life away
i dance the night
i sleep the day
so what
i never feel this way
except for everyday
i will let you down
this cloud
is my ground
you wave good-bye
i wave hello
your smile is all
and all i know
so what
i never feel this way
except for everyday
i will let you down
this cloud
Baby I ain't missing you
I don't miss kissing you
I'm way better off by myself
Don't need a mean mistreater
Or a serial cheater
I've found something sweeter
And it makes me melt
Ahhooo
Chocolate
Found me something I've been living for
Ahhooo
I'm lovin it
Baby I don't need you anymore
Your so dumb you didn't think anyone
Or anything could ever come and take your place
But the candy bar isle put a great big smile
That you never did all over my face
Ahhooo
Chocolate
Found me something i've been living for
Ahhooo
I'm loving it
Baby I don't need you anymore
I know one day my true love will come around
And he's gonna love me for who I am
And my few extra pounds
Ahhooo
Chocolate
Found me something I've been living for
Ahhooo
I'm lovin it
Baby I don't need anymore
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh, aaahhh! Uh, ha.
Pass my popcorn down this way.
Everytime we're out on a date.
I want to love you, you made me wait.
Then you told me I look like a pimp.
But honey, I noticed you waited 'til after dinner, 18 jumbo shrimp, damn.
Chocolate - You gotta give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Ha, oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Just can't wait no more.
Every time I bring you home.
You say you got a headache, you wanna be alone.
I ain't tryin' to brag baby, but if I ever get you in the bed.
I'll work that body so hard, you'll wish all you had was an achin' head.
Chocolate - Aah, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Just can't wait no more, uh!
Aahh! Look out, ha!
Haa, haa, uh. Back up, wait, wait...
Chocolate - Oh nasty. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for, baby?
Chocolate - Ah ah. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Uh, I said I just can't wait no more, ah!
Back up now. Yes. There. No, there... wait a minute.
Hit me! Yes! Oh nasty. Listen to me now...
When I sleep, I dream of you.
I dream about doin' the things I want to do.
I'd make it so nice if only I could.
Don't you wanna see my Tootsie Roll? Baby, I'm sure you would.
Chocolate - Ah, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - Ha, what you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Candy, oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - I..., I..., I said I just can't wait no more, uh!
Chocolate - Ha, look out, uh! Give me some of your...
Chocolate - Yes, what you waitin' for baby?
Chocolate - Candy, oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Ha, just can't wait no more, uh!
Oh baby, what's the problem?
What's the matter, don't you like me?
You don't want no young man? You need somebody with experience?
I could make it so nice.
Chocolate - Aahh, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Ha haaa, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - I., I said I just can't wait no more. Look out!
Chocolate - Milky way. Ha haaa! Give me some baby.
Chocolate - Aahh, give me today. Look out, uh!
Chocolate - Aaah!
Chocolate - Jesse, you play somethin'. I think I'm gonna go over here and tap on this cowbell.
Y'all get out of the way, I'll do some. That's it.
Nice, huh? I like it. Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Gimme some horns. Gimme some horns.
Look out, huh. Oh nasty, that's it, ha!
Wait, look out, bring it back.
Chocolate - Chocolate.
Chocolate - What you waitin' for, baby?
Chocolate - Candy, tootsie roll. Gimme some of that...
Chocolate - Have no fear baby, I'm one of the 3 musketeers.
Chocolate - Unwrap me. Aahh, aahh!
Chocolate - Aahh! No.
Chocolate - Ha haaa, ha haaa!
Chocolate - Aaarg! Listen to me now.
Chocolate - Milky way. Tootsie roll.
Chocolate - Ain't nobody bad like me, I'm too old. Look out.
Chocolate - Aahh, wait.
Chocolate - Fellas, we got to get on up outta here. It's way past my dinner time, let's go!
... Garcon, Mr. Day's ready to order now.
Waiter, I think I'll have the hot turkey dinner. What comes with that?
... Mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, stuffin', green beans, chitlins, ...
That's good.
... candy, sweet potatoes, ...
That's good, that's enough.
... black-eyed peas, grits, ...
Hey, wait. wait. wait, hold on, hold. wait...
... cabbage and...
Could you take this?
... I can say anything I want to. Y'all can't f**k with me.
Didn't nobody ask you all that, just take the menu.
... Look out.
And get the hell out my face, alright?
... Too old.
Too ugly.
... Nasty.
But still I'm bad. Bad to the bone.
What you gonna do with me? I'm all alone, hit me.
Chocolate - I like it, I like it.
Chocolate - But we can't just leave it like that. We need somethin' else.
Chocolate - We need some horns. Horns, stand up please. Thank you so much.
Chocolate - Y'all come in on the one. Everybody else just clap, clap your hands, come on.
That's it. Y'all sing with me. Say. say "Tootsie Roll"
Tootsie Roll - That's right. Haaa! So exciting, sing it. Say...
Tootsie Roll - Yeah, keep it in the pocket. Now if you can't, clap on the one...
Tootsie Roll - Then don't clap at all. So exciting. Sing...
Tootsie Roll - Yes, yes.
Tootsie Roll - Stuffin', we need some gravy.
Tootsie Roll - Yes. Biscuits, sing...
Tootsie Roll - Jerome? Morris? Go get my BMW please.
Tootsie Roll - We got the Cadillac though. Cadillac, BMW, whatever, just please go get the car.
Tootsie Roll - Ha, good God. Say...
Tootsie Roll - Oh no Stella. You gonna get your "Tootsie Roll"...
Tootsie Roll - after I have my dinner. Ha ha, sing...
Tootsie Roll - Yes, ha! Everybody, look out.
Tootsie Roll - That's it, that's it.
Tootsie Roll - No, that's it now, that's it, we got to go.
... Hey man, we still wanna be singin' man.
No no, we s'posed to be eatin' dinner now, I got to go
Alice and Ivy In fights with Police,
There's a place round the corner I know
They took a turn,
And went the right way.
And they came and they hid in my show.
You Look Lost
Let me know where you want to go.
And then they cut our hair,
What a wonderful world,
What a wonderful world.
Then we had Clothes to wear.
What a wonderful boy,
What a wonderful girl, Said Alice and Ivy,
We're looking for surgeons, It really is time that we go,
They took a car,
And went to London,
And came to the Hospital, O,
You Look Lost Let me know what you want me to do.
And then Alice said she wants to be a girl
Feeling Hungry?
And the doctor said
Just eat this chocolate
And then Ivy said she wants to be a boy
Eat this chOcolate.
And the Doctor said
You're doing Fine
Ivy was a child,
She drank from straws,
She went a walking with the doors locked.
Alice was a devil,
With ivory bones,
HE had a shotgun it was sawn off.
Ivy drank testosterone,
And wanted just to be alone,
She said I will be a man one day,
Alice ate progesterone,
And just wanted to be alone,
Like a bittersweet pill, the kind that gives you a thrill
And then it lets you down, keeps you hanging on
She's playing with my mind, there ain't nothing left to find
'Cause my judgment and my senses have all but gone
You can't tell me she ain't worth it all, 'cause she surely is
She gives with every, every little breath of her beck and call
She's chocolate in my pocket, she's gum in my hair
She's the kind of girl that drives you crazy
But I don't really care
She's a superstar on my stage, she's the sunlight in my shades
The sweetest scent that fills the air
You will always find her there
Like a cricket in a web, I never watched my step
As I walked into her black widowed tentacled charm
She's working on my senses, got me lowering my defenced
There ain't nothing I can do to keep me safe from harm
You can't tell me she ain't worth it all, 'cause she surely is
I live for every, every little breath of her beck and call
She's chocolate in my pocket...
You can't tell me she ain't worth it all, 'cause she surely is
She gives with every, every little breath of her beck and call
I like movies where the hero dies and the bad guy gets away
And i like parties where the music is crap and there's always lots of chocolate
wooooh... Got a smile in my pocket
And i'll take it out tonight
Cause i like you more than chocolate
wooooh... I keep a smile in my pocket
But i'll take you out tonight
Cause i like you more than chocolate
I like dating where there's no romance but you both have a real neat time
And i like girls who are a little bit plump coz they eat so much chocolate
wooooh... Got a smile in my pocket
And i'll take it out tonight
Cause i like you more than chocolate
wooooh... I keep a smile in my pocket
But i'll take you out tonight
Cause i like you more than chocolate
You're not a cheerleader sucking on a chuppa chup
Banging all the boys in the back of the team bus.
You're not a princess dancing in your pink dress,
horny little nyph with your pimps and your prefects...
I like you more, I like you more
I like you more than chocolate.
I like weddings where it rains all day and the bridesmaids start to fight.
And i like winter cause i take off my clother and i eat so much chocolate.
Do you like me?
Do you really like me?
Well, i keep my smile in pocket you know
cause i like you more than chocolate.
Here you go girl, i got this smile in my pocket.
I take it out at night when im dancing like a rocket.
Oooh you wanna know what this bulge is i my other pocket?
Well, come out with me tonight...
We'll eat lots of chocolate
You're not a cheerleader sucking on Frank's chuppa chup
Banging all the boys in the back of the team bus.
You're not a princess dancing in your pink dress,
horny little nyph with your pimps and your prefects...