Plot
THE SHORT CUT is a modern day retelling of Aesop's fable 'The Tortoise and the Hare'. This action packed comedy is also a satirical look at life in Los Angeles when two friends argue over walking...or driving one mile. Their argument escalates into a bet and then the race is on!
Plot
Hank O'Hara is a former stuntman turned dog and horse trainer. In the opening we see one of his dogs acting in a movie. Hank's widowed daughter and her daughter return to Hank's place, and the 11 year old granddaughter turns out to be a talented dog trainer. We follow Hank and his family, human as well as equine and canine, as the animals act in several movies and a commercial, and we meet many interesting personalities on the way. "Big Chuck" is the older, experienced dog, and "Little Chuck", also called "Junior", is the younger dog, just learning his job.
Keywords: animal-trainer, clown, commercial, father-daughter-relationship, film-within-a-film, grandfather-granddaughter-relationship, mother-daughter-relationship, movie-script, ranch, split-screen
Hank O'Hara: Alright, what's this about you movin' back here?::Mary Kate Simmons: It's a long story.::Hank O'Hara: I'm long on listenin'.
[thumbing through a movie script]::Hank O'Hara: I don't know where they get this stuff. This is awful.::Mary Kate Simmons: Oh? What's the title?::Hank O'Hara: Oh, here you go.::Mary Kate Simmons: 'Alien Vampire Invaders from the Planet Zepher'::Hank O'Hara: Mm-hmm.::Mary Kate Simmons: Nice.::Hank O'Hara: Yeah. Carly has more creativity than that.::Mary Kate Simmons: Is this another one of those Alan Smithee pictures?
Wendy Norwood: That was incredible! It seemed so real!::Coop: Well, you just have to have the right talent.::Hank O'Hara: I think she was referring to the dog.
Mary Kate Simmons: I think you should consider 'Over Actors Anonymous.'::Coop: Mary Kate, how could you say such a thing? I'm crushed. Besides, I studied with *William Shatner*.
George W. Bush: I'm wonder woman. I'll deflect bullets with my arm bands. Shoot me general.::General: Don't tempt me Mr. President.
[it is a last supper scene with members of the Labour Party]::Prime Minister Tony Blair: And I say after you, my loyal people, I have lead my life, you know a man peace.::John Prescott: apart for all those wars.::Prime Minister Tony Blair: Yeah, well obviousry. Although I am persecuted, I am confident history will show me as the saviour of mankind.::David Blunkett: By the time Alistair Campbell's finished re-writing it.::Prime Minister Tony Blair: Yeah alright, what I did was at the bidding of a higher authoray.::[Cut to heaven, where we see George W. Bush as God]::President George W Bush: Hey look at me. I'm Santa Claus. HOO-HOO-HOO
Prime Minister Tony Blair: But on this night, one of you will betray me for thirty peaces of silver.::Gordon Brown: That's rubbish Tony. I got forty. Anyway shall we eat?::Prime Minister Tony Blair: I have orderd five loaves of fishes, enough to feed the five thousand...::[We hear a belch, and see John Prescott with a fish bone sticking out of his mouth]::John Prescott: Well it was a nice starter.::[clutches stomach]::John Prescott: Feels like a second coming. Gang way!
Sven: [about Wayne Rooney] He is young. He is learning.
General: Schwarzenegger.::George W. Bush: Shoreenagore.::General: No, Schwarzenegger.::George W. Bush: Mr. Shcwanangor.::General: (sighs)::[Arnold Schwarzenegger enters]::General: Mr President, Governer Schwarzenegger.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, check it out [pats Bush's head] I'm patting Bush.::George W. Bush: Mr Schwalanalananger.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, now I'm stroking Bush.::[both snigger]::General: May God have mercy on us all.
[it is far into the future]::Tony Blair: Uh, so guys, any signs of the weapons of mass destruction yet?::[awkward pause]
[repeated line]::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Just a little bit of harmless fun.
George W. Bush: My daddy started the gulf war. I continued it. And now, my son, George Junior Junior will finish it. In about forty years time.
President George W Bush: General, call off the hunt for Bin Laden.::General: I thought we already had.::President George W Bush: I'm going to find him myself [ducks under his desk and reveales his Incredible outfit] with my incredible super hero powers, look i'm invisable where have I gone HEE! HEE!::General: Sir, I think you need help.::President George W Bush: You're right, meet Mr. Incredible::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Uhh... This costume is so incredibly tight! You can see my rinckle.::President George W Bush: No we can't!::Prime Minister Tony Blair: Ahh ha... And I'm you know Elastar Blair, I'll bend over backwards for you George [bends backwards and breaks his back] Ahh... me back!::Arnold Schwarzenegger: No I think it's... I'll be back!::President George W Bush: So 1 [points to himself] , 2 [points to Arnie] and 3 [points to Blair] , we just need a fourth.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yeah the speedy one!::Osama Bin Laden: [Digs into the White house] BWAHA! [pauses] Hang on, this isn't Hawaii [realises he's in the White house and screams and then runs]::President George W Bush: Hey he's fast lets use him!
[in the future, Arnie is president]::General: How do you take your coffee sir?::Arnold Schwarzenegger: Milk and two steroids.
It's a marathon, not a sprint
Robert Peter "Robbie" Williams (born 13 February 1974) is an English singer-songwriter, vocal coach and occasional actor. He is a member of the pop group Take That.
Williams rose to fame in the band's first run in the early- to mid-1990s. After many disagreements with the management and certain group members, Williams left the group in 1995 to launch his solo career. On 15 July 2010, it was announced he had rejoined Take That and that the group intended to release a new album in November 2010 which became the second fastest-selling album of all-time in UK chart history and the fastest-selling record of the century.
Williams has sold over 70 million records worldwide, which ranks him among the best-selling music artists worldwide. He is the best-selling British solo artist in the United Kingdom and the best selling non-Latino artist in Latin America. Six of his albums are among the top 100 biggest-selling albums in the United Kingdom. He has also been honoured with seventeen BRIT Awards—more than any other artist—and seven ECHO Awards. In 2004, he was inducted into the UK Music Hall of Fame after being voted as the "Greatest Artist of the 1990s."
There She Goes
There she goes
There she goes again
Chasing through my face
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she goes
There she goes again
Chasing down my lane
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she goes
There she goes again
She calls my name
She calls my name
No one else could feel my pain
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she goes
There she goes again
Running through my veins
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she goes
There she goes
There she goes
Walk This Sleigh
Peace on earth see two old men
We're gonna get boozed up again
I'm an actor, pope, messiahs
Roastin' oats on open fires
Pushed to find three wise men
You definitely won't find a virgin
It ain't my rounds, so I'll be cheering
I believe in Christmas
What do you believe in
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
Cause we believe in Christmas time
Happy birthday Jesus Christ
Here's the Spice Girls' merchandise
Got Christmas spirit without a doubt
Poor old Santa while he's out
I don't care if lords are leaping
I take a get to the back
While they are sleeping
And make sure that they won't be breathing
I believe in Christmas
What do you believe in
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
Cause we believe in Christmas time
Get the Joke
Put my hand on the Bible
Do me for liable
It's suing season,
And I am broke
Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen
Heaven knows
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes
I can't change how it's wrote
Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me,
I wouldn't know.
Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan,
A real bloke.
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes
I can't change how its wrote.
And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it,
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.
And I want it now.
Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes
I can't change how it's wrote.
Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
You get the dagger out of the cloak.
I can't change how it's wrote.
It's Only Us
And they want us to grow up
We don't want to get a job
We all need a decent rock
Where it's all Kicking off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
You don't need to call it off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
It's Only Us
We just stopped for cheaper thrills
Since the price went up on pills
From Stoke-On-Trent to Beverley Hills
We know it's all Kicking off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
You don't need to call it off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
It's Only Us
It's Only Us
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
You don't need to call it off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
It's Only Us
It's Only Us
Karaoke Overkill
We're all so chic living in class A
Partying and search sweet sorrow today
When you don't know who your friends are
And neither do they
We're all so amused
And maybe it's better that way
She's been seen with him
He's been seen with her
Happy propaganda
Just as their 5 current sur
Sing my way of meaning
Karaoke overkill
We all should know better
But I bet we never will
We're insecure, making me think
I'm not fit to laze your dream
I've seen you in my bayer
You're a real player
Taking it easy, taking it easy
We all know we shouldn't
And that is why we do it
Here's smuggler's house
Why don't you come and view it
Sing my way of meaning
Karaoke overkill
We all should know better
But I bet we never will
The sooner the better
I'll send you a letter
Hanging with your sister
Playing naked twister
Down to your joker
Playing strip poker
Give us a clue of
Seeing the night thru
And you're so kain
This song ain't about you
Hanging with your sister
Playing naked twister
Down to your joker
Playing strip poker
Rome Munich Rome
Rome Munich Rome
All the women and the money I've blown
Rome Munich Rome
There's still a shitload of seeds to be sown
And I've been stunned
I plan to have it all while I'm still young
And I know you're low
We'll be alright tomorrow
You know it's not enough
To kiss you in my sleep
A dream is not like love
So give me something I can keep
Rome Munich Rome
So many people, so alone
Rome Munich Rome
Pack your bags, take me home
In time you'll see
How much I mean to you and you to me
And I know you're low
We'll be alright tomorrow
You know it's not enough
To kiss you in my sleep
A dream is not like love
So give me something I can keep
Rome Munich Rome
Rome Munich Rome
Rome Munich Rome
All the women and the money I've blown
Rome Munich Rome
There's still a shitload of seeds to be sown
And I've been stunned
You know it's not enough
To kiss you in my sleep
A dream is not like love
So give me something I can keep
[Background: You know it's not enough...]
To kiss you in my sleep
So give me something, give me something, give me something, give me something, give me something
I can keep
She Makes Me High
Ah, yeah, yeah
Oh Baby
She is calling
And you don't want to answer back
I'm falling
Trying to find my way back
Maybe I'll never know
Where I've been (what I've seen)
I hope she'll meet me inbetween
So I hope I get through this hurricane
And teach me how to smile again
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She don't even try (She makes me high)
And I wanna know why (why, why, why)
Do, do, do, hey yeah
Do, do, do
The world's calling
And it's falling at your feet
And you're sorry
Is it so hard to believe
There's an innocence surrounding you
I see the way that people look at you
So hold my hand through this hurricane
And teach me how to smile again
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She don't even try (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
And I wanna know why (why, why, why)
She puts her turn out
She is good
She suits me like
I wish you would
She is honest now
She is true
She's the complete
Opposite of you (cheers, applause)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
(Why) I wanna know
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
And I wanna know why
She makes me high
The Full Monty Medley
You've done it all, you've broken every code
and pulled the Rebel to the floor
You spoilt the game, no matter what you say
for only metal - what a bore!
Blue eyes, blue eyes, how come you tell so many lies
Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild
Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild
MR TOM JONES!
Baby take off your coat (Tell 'em Tom!)
Real slow
Baby take off your shoes
I'll help you take off your shoes
you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live
well, you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
well, you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
well, you can leave your hat on
Leave it on, Leave it on,
Leave it on, Leave it on,
Leave it on, Leave it on,
Leave it on,
You can leave your hat on - yeah.
one two three
one two three yeah
You gotta know how to pony
like Mony Baronie.
Mashed potato,
do the alligator.
Put your hand on your hip,
let your backbone slip.
Do the Watusi
like your Aunt Lucy.
Na na na na na...
You gotta know how to pony
like Mony Baronie.
You gotta mashed potato,
you gotta alligator.
Put your hand on your hip,
let your backbone slip.
Do the Watusi
like your Aunt Lucy.
Na na na na na...
Yes!
Sing it with us now!
Na na na na na...
Long tall Sally
Jump back in that alley babe
Put your hand on your hip,
let your backbone slip.
Come Fly With Me
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
If you can use some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru
In lama land, there's a one man band
And he'll toot his flute for you
Come fly with me, let's take off in the blue
Once I get you up there,
Where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide
Starry eyed
Once I get you up there
I'll be holding you so near
You may here, angels cheer - just because we're together
Weather wise it's such a lovely day
Just say the words, and we'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
Hit it Jack
Once I get you up there,
Where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide
Starry eyed
Once I get you up there
I'll be holding you so near
And you may here, angels cheer - just because we're together
Weather wise it's such a kooky day
Just say the words, and I'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me
Pack up let's fly away
Love Cheat
It's the end of the night
I want to know you
Get the phone, call a cab and take you home yeah
I think there's something you should know
I'll send my boys an order through Interflora
Tell you lies like I love you and I adore you
I think there's something you should know
I'm a Love Cheat
And you look so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar
The curtain's closed
And the night is fun
I think it's time for me to not be home alone
I think I'll put the cat out and give the dog a bone
I hardly know you but I like your figure
Suppose I'll read about you in The Mirror
I think there's something everybody should know
I'm a Love Cheat
And you look so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar
I'm a Love Cheat
And you're looking so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar
You love me
You love me
You love me
You need me
I'm a liar
You want me
You need me
You want me
And I'm a liar
Average B-side
You say you're sick and tired
Of feeling sick and tired
I walked and told the truth
Do you wish I'd stayed and lied
Cause she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I tried to explain
Don't expect you to be the same
On this rock and rollercoaster and emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
I watched the past run by on the silver screen
We played our parts and died, scene by scene
When she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I tried to explain
Don't expect you to feel the same
On this rock and rollercoaster and emotional ride
We were just an average b-side, oh b-side
Pretend you like me
Pretend I like you
Pretend pretend pretend
This is not happening
On this rock and rollercoaster and emotional ride (this is not happening)
We were just an average b-side (this is not happening)
On this rock and rollercoaster and emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
You say you're sick and tired
Of feeling sick and tired
I walked and told the truth
Do you wish I'd stayed and lied
Cause she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I tried to explain
Don't expect you to be the same
On this rock and rollercoaster and emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
I watched the past run by on the silver screen
We played our parts and died, scene by scene
When she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I tried to explain
Don't expect you to feel the same
On this rock and rollercoaster and emotional ride
We were just an average b-side, oh b-side
Pretend you like me
Pretend I like you
Pretend pretend pretend
This is not happening
On this rock and rollercoaster and emotional ride (this is not happening)
We were just an average b-side (this is not happening)
On this rock and rollercoaster and emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
There Are Bad Times Just Around The Corner
They're out of sorts in Sunderland
And terribly cross in Kent
They're down in Hull
And the isle of Mall
Is seething with discontent
They're nervous in northumberland
And Devon is down the drain
They're filled with wrath on Firth of Forth
And sullen on Salisbury plain
In Dublin they're depressed lads
Maybe because they're Celts
For drake is hurrying West, lads
And so is everyone else
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Misery is here to stay
There are bad times just around the corner
There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky
And it's no good whining
About a silver lining
For we know from experience they won't roll by
With a scowl and a frown we'll keep our peckers down
And prepare for depression and doom and dread
We're going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bag
And wait until we drop down dead
They're nervous in Nigeria
They're all going crazy in Crete
In Bucharest they're so depressed
They're frightend to cross the streets
In maine the melancholia
Is deeper than tongue can tell
In Monako all the croupiers know
They haven't a hope in hell
In far away Australia
Each wallaby is well aware
The world's a total failure
Without any time to spare
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Suffering and dismay
There are bad times just around the corner
The horizon is gloomy as can be
There are black birds over
The greyish cliffs of Dover
And the rats are preparing to leave the BBC
We're unhappy breed and very bored indeed
When reminded of something that Nelson said
While the press and the politicians nag, nag, nag
We'll wait until we drop down dead
There are bad times just around the corner
And the outlook's absolutely vile
There are home fires smoking from Windermere to Woking
And we're not going to tighten our belt and
Smile Smile Smile
At the sound of shots
We'd just as soon as not
Get a hot water bottle and go to bed
We're going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bag
And wait until we drop down dead
I like your story
Land of Hope and Glory
Wait until we drop down dead
There was me and my monkey
And with his dungarees and roller blades smoking filter tips
Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet
He had the soft-top down (he liked the wind in his face)
He said 'Son, you ever been to Vegas?' I said 'no'
He said 'that's where we're gonna go - you need a change of pace'
And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs
He said 'I left my wallet in El Segondo' and proceeded to take two grand of mine
We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel
Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well?
He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said
'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've got a monkey bed!'
Me and my monkey
With a dream and a gun
I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did
We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor
We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen before
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke
He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages
Called up some escort services and ordered some okey doke
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door
In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores
'Hi! My name is Sunshine - these are my girls
Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah, they'll rock your world'
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium
There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine
'What's up? You'd better get your ass in here boy, your monkey's having too much of a good
time!'
Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
Don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Billy The Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did
Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high
Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died
We left before encores, he couldn't sit still
Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill
We went to play black-jack, kept hitting twenty three
Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me
Or was it my monkey? I couldn't be sure
It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before
Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run
That's a bad ass monkey boy and he's packing a gun
'My name is Rodriguez', he says with death in his eye
'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos, and now your monkey's gonna die!'
Me and my monkey
drove in search of the sun
Now me and my monkey
We don't wanna kill no mexican
But we've got ten itchy fingers
and one thing to declare
When the monkey is high
you do not stare, you do not stare
you do not stare...
Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff here boy
huh...
And I ain't about to run
Put your gun down, boy
huh huh...
Somewhere beyond the sea,
Somewhere waiting for me,
My lover stands on golden sands
And watches the ships that go sailing.
Somewhere beyond the sea
She's there watching for me.
If I could fly like birds on high
Then straight to her arms I'd go sailing
It's far beyond the star,
It's near beyond the moon.
I know beyond a doubt
My heart will lead me there soon
We'll meet beyond the shore
We'll kiss just as before
And happy we'll be beyond the sea
And never again I'll go sailing
I know beyond a doubt
My heart will lead me there soon
We'll meet, I know, we'll meet beyond the shore
We'll kiss just as before
And happy we will be beyond the sea
And never again I'll go sailing
No more sailing
So long, sailing, sailing, no more sailing
Good-bye, farewell my friend, no more sailing
So long sailing, no more sailing
No more, farewell...
I knew a man Bojangles
And he'll dance for you
In worn out shoes
With silver hair, a ragged shirt
And baggy pants
He would do the old soft shoe
He would jump so high
Jump so high
Then he'd lightly touch down
He told me of the time he worked with
With minstrel shows
Travelling throughout the south
He spoke with tears for fifteen years
How his dog and he
They would travel about.
But his dog up and died
He up and died
And after twenty years he still grieves
He said "I dance now
At every chance in the Honky Tonks
For my drinks and tips
But most the time I
I spend behind these county bars
You see son I, I drinks a bit"
Then he shook his head
Oh lord when he shook his head
I could swear I heard somebody say please, please
There's Mister Bojangles
Call him Mister Bojangles
Mister Bojangles come back and dance and dance and dance, please dance
Mister Bojangles, Mister Bojangles, Mister Bojangles
Come back and dance and dance and dance, please dance
She's Madonna
(R. Williams)
Oh, Madonna, Madonna
I don't miss you
Just who
You used to be
And you don't ring true
So please
Stop calling me
Your "I love you"'s
Are ten a penny
You're dropping clues
Like you've got any
You got to choose
There's been so many ohhhh
I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Could say that he don't want her
This look of love
Says I'm leaving
You're frozen now
I've done the freezing
I'm walking out
Madonna's calling me
She's got to be
Obscene to be believed
That's her routine
Not what she means to me
I found myself
By circumstance
Across a room
Where people dance
And quite by chance
She' danced right next TO me
I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Would say that he don't want her
It's me not you
I've got to move on
You're younger too
But she's got her groove on
I'm sorry love
Madonna's calling me
Oh, Madonna, Madonna
I want to tell you a secret
We're having drinks
With Kate and Stella
Gwyneth's here
She's brought her fella
But all I wanna do
Is take Madonna home
I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Would say that he don't want her
It's me not you
I've got to move on
You're younger too
But she's got her groove on
I'm sorry love
Madonna's calling me
I like to reminisce about a time I’ve never had
A book that no one read
A film that never made me sad
And you remind of a place I’ve never been
And something no one said
When I was 17
One fine day
In the middle of the night
You’ll wake up in it
One fine day
In the middle of the night
But you probably won’t admit it
Remember when we never struggled through
A bad time we never had
A love we never fell into
Please don’t remind me to forget
Cause forgiveness is a place
I ain’t got used to yet
One fine day
In the middle of the night
You’ll wake up in it
One fine day
In the middle of the night
But you probably won’t admit it
All I ever wanted
Was to radiate your home
But I guess it doesn’t matter
So come reminisce about a time we didn’t have
I hear there’s a sequel to that film that never made you sad
Don’t rewrite my history
Cause you’ll never really know
How much you didn’t mean to me
One fine day
In the middle of the night
You’ll wake up in it
One fine day
In the middle of the night
But you probably won’t admit it
Save me from drowning in the sea
Beat me up on the beach
What a lovely holiday
There's nothing funny left to say
This sombre song would drain the sun
But it won't shine until it's sung
No water running in the stream
The saddest place we've ever been
Everything I touched was golden
Everything I loved got broken
On the road to Mandalay
Every mistake I've ever made
Has been rehashed and then replayed
As I got lost along the way
There's nothing left for you to give
The truth is all that you're left with
Twenty paces then at dawn
We will die and be reborn
I like to sleep beneath the trees
Have the universe at one with me
Look down the barrel of a gun
And feel the Moon replace the Sun
Everything we've ever stolen
Has been lost returned or broken
No more dragons left to slay
Every mistake I've ever made
Has been rehashed and then replayed
As I got lost along the way
Save me from drowning in the sea
Beat me up on the beach
What a lovely holiday
There's nothing funny left to say.
Have you heard?
The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?
Well did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard that poor dear
Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
What daiquiris!
What sherry, please!
What burgundy!
What pommery!
Have you heard?
Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Missus Smith in her new
Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,
Well, did you evah?
What a swell part this is!
What brandy, wow!
What whiskey, here's how!
What gin and what beer,
King of the Bongo
(M. Chao)
Mama was queen of the mambo
Papa was king of the Congo
Deep down in the jungle
I started bangin' my first bongo
Every monkey'd like to be
In my place instead of me
Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby
I'm the king of bongo bong
I went to the big town
Where there is a lot of sound
From the jungle to the city
Looking for a bigger crown
Play my boogie
For the people of big city
But they don't go crazy
When I'm bangin' in my boogie
I'm the "king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Hear me when I come
"King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Hear me when I come
Nobody'd like to be in my place instead of me
Cause nobody go crazy when I'm bangin' on my boogie
I'm the king without a crown hanging loose in a big town
I'm the king of the bongo, I'm the king of the bongo bong
"King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Hear me when I come
They say that I'm a clown
Making too much dirty sound
They say there is no place for little monkey in this town
Nobody'd like to be in my place instead of me
Cause nobody go crazy when I'm bangin' on my boogie
I'm the king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
Hear me when I come
King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
Bangin' on my bongo all that swing belongs to me
I'm so happy there's nobody in my place instead of me
I'm a king without a crown hanging loose in a big town
But I'm the king of bongo baby I'm the king of bongo bong
King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong
Hear me when I come, baby, king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong...
Hear me when I come
Mama was queen of the mambo
Papa was king of the Congo
Deep down in the jungle
I started bangin' my first bongo
Every monkey'd like to be
In my place instead of me
Cause I'm the king of bongo, baby
I'm the king of bongo bong
"King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Hear me when I come
"King of the bongo, king of the bongo bong"
Hear me when I come
Je ne t'aime plus mon amour
Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour
Je ne t'aime plus mon amour
Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour
Je ne t'aime plus mon amour
Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour
Je ne t'aime plus mon amour
Je ne t'aime plus tout le jour
Suburbia's a slipstream
To a memory
Of a time when you were
Close to me
I pretend
I'm there again
I close my eyes and see you
Better than before
Then I feel you touch me
And it's 1984
I know what you will say
Before you start
In my heart
We're the Pet Shop Boys
We're the Pet Shop Boys
Every thought's a fashion
Or a crime
And every boy is just
A waste of time
But I pretend
It was different then
Maybe it's a habit
Maybe it's a sin
But I find out
When I try it on
It crawls beneath my skin
Once it gets inside me
It won't go
Now I know
We're the Pet Shop Boys
We're the Pet Shop Boys
Rent
Shopping
Being boring
It's alright
It's a sin
I'm not scared
In denial
I want a dog
I want a lover
Can you forgive her?
Do I have to?
What have I? What have I?
What have I done to deserve this?
We're the Pet Shop Boys
Words and music by Brian May
Jonny you're a boy man big man
Playing in the street
Gonna be a big man some day
Got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place
Singing
[CHORUS]
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Jonny you're a poor man big man
Playing in the street
Gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wopping your call over the place
[CHORUS]
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
[CHORUS]
We will we will rock you
Singin'
We will we will rock you
Everybody
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Alright
Stand your ground
You're big enough
Stand your ground
You know too much
Today drifts into tomorrow
And you can almost taste the sorrow
Stand your ground
You've had enough
Lost and found
Diamond in the rough
Today drifts into tomorrow
You feel your soul's been borrowed
Oooh, oooh...
Stand your ground
The water's deep
Feel the sand beneath your feet
I know your prayers seem hollow
But when it's hard they follow
I smoked Consulates and Park Drive, drank Nookie Brown
Learned how to skive
Polo mints to hide my breath from my mum
Did a little weed cuz it felt like fun
Did a little bit of speed if my friend had some
Nicked Volkswagen badges I'm a Beastie Boys son
Me so horny, me so young and I still get my washing done
Auntie Joan died of cancer God didn't have an answer
Rhythm was a dancer
Any room for a chancer? That's me in the corner, thanks sir!
I wore astute track suits, British Nike shoes, Kangol hat like LL Cool's
Before I was 'avin it, 'avin it large
They nicked the BMX from out my garage
Knew it was Theo from off the estate cuz every time he'd see me, he'd smile like we were mates
From then on in I'd have to walk to me Nan's
And I'd dream my dreams through a sea of prams
Like a hooligan on the football stands
And I'd throw the v's to Leeds and West Ham
Then I ran, I ran so far away down Scotia Road to a taxi bay
Then I ran again cuz I couldn't pay, a Muslim didn't get his fare that day
I apologise today
Things are better when they start
That's how the 80s broke my heart
And who are you calling poof? You like Wham, man, I hate that stuff
And then my grandad died and left a hole in the family and lots of women had to nanny me
School was a laugh, they didn't have ADD, thick was the term they used for me
(over and over)
Repeatedly
(over and over)
Take my breath away take my breath away
Bidly bidly bidly bom
Pass it on the left hand side, right turn, Clive
That girl in the fourth year, got pregnant and she was raised Catholic, brilliant!
I cried, she cried, we cried, our youth died
Drank cider in the cemetery
The year above us had discovered E and I said it weren't for me
?12.50? I could rob me mum's purse and buy one up Torquay
Met a girl on Monday, drank fizzy pop on Tuesday
Fingered her on Wednesday and on Thursday and Friday and on Saturday
Dumped by Sunday
Things are better when they start
That's how the 80s broke my heart
The wonder years, I've played my part
That's how the 80s broke my heart
Like I said, I lost my virginity to a girl called Anne-Marie, well she said she fancied me
And then she said "fuck me" and I thought 'fuck me, I'm all talk and it'll be over too quickly'
And it was but I couldn't care less, I'd seen a girl's bra and made a mess on her dress, oh yes!
You're now rocking with the best, second person in my year that had seen a breast
I'm in my 30s now and I'm still impressed
Where are the Falklands mum? And what have they done?
Where do girls come from? Where do girls come from? Where do girls come from?
It's the 80s, what you looking at, ya mong?
So young, so long, so young, so long
Too short, so long
What you looking at ya mong?
Too short, so long, too short, so long
Speak so loud
I cant hear what you say
Except for the occasional word
Sulphates a sentimental side
It bothers me
No longer king of bloke and bird
All of my life
Searching hard
Down in the wires
Of love
Summon me now
Summon my life away
Summon me on to another day
A hand through the clouds
Keeps knocking me down
It's no less than I deserve
They built museums
I don't visit them
I've made enough trouble of my own
Into the night
Searching hard
Look for the light
Of love
Summon me now
Summon my life away
Summon me on to another day
Summon the evening winter waves
Are falling down again
I sing from the chaos in my heart
My heart
Then comes the evening
That makes life worth living
Shoving the shoes out in the light
She walks in
Loose lips sunk ships
I'm getting to grips with what you said
No it's not in my head
I can't awaken the dead
Day after day
Why don't we talk about it
Why do you always doubt that there can be a better way
It doesn't make me wanna stay
Why don't we break up
There's nothing left to say
I got my eyes shut
Praying they won't stray
Oh we're not sexed up
That's what makes the difference today
I hope you blow away
You say we're fatally flawed
When I'm easily bored
Is that OK?
Write me off your list
Make this the last kiss
I walk away
Why don't we talk about it?
I'm only here don't shout it
Give 'em time, you'll forget
Let's pretend we never met
Why don't we break up?
There's nothing left to say
I got my eyes shut
Praying they won't stray
Oh we're not sexed up
That's what makes the difference today
I hope you blow away
Screw you
I didn't like your taste anyway
I chose you
That's all go to waste it
It's Saturday
I'll go out and find another you
Why don't we?
Why don't we break up?
There's nothing left to say
I got my eyes shut
Praying they won't stray
Oh we're not sexed up
That's what makes the difference today
I hope you blow away
I hope you blow away
I've been hanging around just in case you fall in love with me
I know you have doubts I hear when you shout
Cos I understand you see
I was concerned when you're sad
You'd rather wake up dead to spend a day with me
I know that's not you I know and it's true
They don't understand you like I do
I've been hanging around just in case you fall in love with me
I know you have doubts I hear when you shout
Cos I understand you see
Hi! It's me again
Yeah I got out on parole, Wahey!
Yeah erm erm you can just er pick up the phone
'd like to talk to you please
I've seen misery and have a strange empathy
With a woman who kidnaps her lover
This love ain't a dream I know it's obscene
The calls that I left for your mother
I've been hanging around just in case you fall in love with me
I know you have doubts I hear when you shout
Cos I understand you see
I love you too And erm perhaps one day we can meet
Face to face this time
Ha! I'm sorry about that letter I sent you
The newspaper cuttings and stuffs and blood Ha....
Save me from drowning in the sea
Beat me up on the beach
What a lovely holiday
Theres nothing funny left to say
This sombre song would drain the sun
But it won't shine until its sung
No water running in the stream
The saddest place we've ever seen
Everything I touched was golden
Everything I loved got broken
On the Road to Mandalay
Every mistake I've ever made
Has been rehashed and then replayed
As I got lost along the way
[Refrain]
There's nothing left for you to give
The truth is all that you've left with
Twenty paces then at dawn
We will die and be reborn
I like to sleep beneath the trees
Have the universe at one with me
Look down the barrel of a gun
And feel the Moon replace the Sun
Everything we've ever stolen
Has been lost returned or broken
No more dragons left to slay
Every mistake I've ever made
Has been rehashed and then replayed
As I got lost along the way
[Refrain]
Save me from drowning in the sea
Beat me up on the beach
What a lovely holiday
Theres nothing funny left to say
Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear
And he shows them pearly white
Just a jack knife has MacHeath, dear
And he keeps it out of sight
When the shark bites with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves though wears MacHeath, dear
So there's not a trace of red
On the sidewalk, Sunday morning
Lies a body oozing life
Someone's sneaking round the corner
Is the someone Mack the knife?
From a tug boat by the river
A cement bag's dropping down
The cement's just for the weight, dear
Bet you Mack is back in town
Louie Miller disappeared, dear
After drawing out his cash
And MacHeath spends like a sailor
Did our boy do something rash?
Sukey Tawdry, Jenny Diver
Polly Peachum, Lucy Brown
Oh the line forms on the right, dear
[Stephen Duffy cover]
In my young life I have received
Callers though they were Christmas Eve
I'm disappointed and I don't know why
She gave me laughter and hope
And a sock in the eye.
In my young life I know something now.
I've never tried to create a wow
Wows are few frustration more common
Now I can feel it in my soul
That's why I gave the come on.
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Faces fall before my feet
Like blood onto a clean white sheet
When I grow old I won't forget
To innocence my only debt
Wow I feel so fresh today
Barefoot in the snow to make love in the hay
The stars are bright in the abyss
Now I can feel you in my arms
I explode inside your kiss.
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
I've got your rainbows seen your sunbeams
I know a place where heaven breathes
And it's through her window
Your baby girl's window
I know you're happy where you are
Singing to the moon talking to the stars
Through her window
Your baby girl's window
There's finger marks around her soul
But your laughter fills the hole
Through her window
Your baby girl's window
Aaah I wish you would stay
Aaah to see what she made of herself
People say you were gone too soon
I see your face when flowers bloom
Through her window
Your baby girl's window
I'm looking for the words to say
Something to take the pain away
Through her window
Aaah I wish you would stay
Aaah to see what she made of herself
Written by ervin drake
When I was seventeen, it was a very good year.
It was a very good year for small town girls and soft summer nights.
We'd hide from the light on the village green when I was seventeen.
When I was twenty-one, it was a very good year.
It was a very good year for city
Girls who lived up the stairs
With perfume hair that came undone
When I was twenty-one.
When I was thirty-five, it was a very good year.
It was a very good year for blue-blooded
Girls of independent means.
We'd ride in limousines. their chauffeurs
Would drive when I was thirty-five.
But now the days are short, I'm in the
Autumn of the year
And now I think of my life as vintage
Wine from fine old kegs
From the brim to the dregs. it poured
Know no fear I'll still be here tomorrow
Bend my ear I'm not gonna go away
You are love so why do you shed a tear
Know no fear you will see heaven from here
I'll shelter you make it alright to cry
And you'll help too cos the faith in myself
Has run dry
We are love and I just wanna hold you near
Know no fear we will see heaven from here
I see real love in your eyes
And it fills me up when you start to cry
I just wanna hold you near
We will see heaven from here
Well it all seems out of reach
I will take the blame if it keeps the peace
My shelf life's short
Wish they'd make it more easy to follow
And I've been caught with nothing but
Love on my mind
We are love don't let it fall on deaf ears
I've got you rainbows seen your sunbeams
I know a place where heaven breathes
And it's through her window
Your baby girl's window
I know you're happy where you are
Singing to the moon talking to the stars
Through her window
Your baby girl's window
There's fingermarks around her soul
But your laughter fills the hole
Through her window
Your baby girl's window
Aaah I wish you would stay
Aaah to see what she made of herself
People say you were gone too soon
I see your face when flowers bloom
Through her window
Your baby girl's window
I'm looking for the words to say
Something to take her pain away
Through her window
Aaah I wish you would stay
Do nothing till you hear from me
Pay no attention to what's said
Why one should tear the seam of anyone's dream
Is over my head
Do nothing till you hear from me
At least consider our romance
If you should take the word of others you've heard
I haven't a chance
True, I've been seen with someone new
But does that mean that I'm untrue?
While we're apart, the words in my heart
Reveal how I feel about you
Some kiss may cloud my memory
And other arms may hold a thrill
But please do nothing till you hear it from me
I just wanna be
I lost all faith in what I know
The future doesn't need me
So I kick a bo agen a wo and head it till it don't hurt no more.
Use my cuts and lacerations, feed myself a new sensation woah woah
Take a ride on your high horse
If the horse is blind, use the force
The falcon flies in two straight lines
Red five standing by
It's not a moon it's a space station
It feels good the good vibration woah woah
I know that you know some lovely people.
Send them all an invitation, yer party to a segregation woah. Woah
Viva life on mars I'm calling
Sending my frequency to the galaxy so you can see people down here
They don't want us to discuss the picture in the caves of us.
A nosebleed and a bag of coal then they put you in a hole.
We're knee deep in information
And they can't stop this conversation. Woah woah
I know that you know some lovely people.
Send them all an invitation, party to a segregation woah. Woah
Viva life on mars I'm calling
Sending my frequency to the galaxy so you can see we're all down here
I just wanna be
Love is natural love is good
Not everybody does it but everybody should.
With them and us we've made a mess,
till they decide which god is best.
Free yourself from liberation from lake Geneva to the freeland station woah woah
I know that you know some lovely people.
Send them all an invitation, yer party to a segregation woah woah.
Viva life on mars I'm calling
Sending my frequency to the galaxy so you can see people down here
There are many many crazy things
That will keep me loving you
And with your permission
May I list a few
The way you wear your hat
The way you sip your tea
The memory of all that
No they can't take that away from me
The way your smile just beams
The way you sing off key
The way you haunt my dreams
No they can't take that away from me
We may never never meet again, on that bumpy road to love
But I'll always, always keep the memory of
The way you hold your knife
The way we danced till three
The way you changed my life
She lies on the bed
With her hands in her head
And she screams
He gets a kick out of losing the plot so it seems
He makes you all laugh so she's the one
Doing harm
But how can you fight when she's not
The one under his arm
These dreams have let you down
Take it don't break it just turn it around
These dreams won't let you down
You never stopped loving his misfortunate
Lazy ways
All the memories that you should've had
Are a cabaret haze
There's just a hole where you know he
Should've been
There's no one worse off than you
When you can't describe what you've seen
These dreams have let you down
Take it don't break it just it turn around
These dreams won't let you down
Where do you go when you're all alone
In your bed
Do you cry in your sleep cos it's
Better unsaid
Have you forgotten your past because
That's how it seems
Is it too hard to think so you edit
Your dreams
And play them back again and again
These dreams have let you down
Take it don't break it just turn it around
These dreams won't let you down
These dreams have let you down
Take it don't break it just turn it around
These dreams won't let you down
You've got tomorrow tomorrow
You've got tomorrow tomorrow
You've got tomorrow tomorrow
You've got tomorrow tomorrow
I don't remember receiving your postcard, I never got much post
So it shouldn't have been too hard
You were on holiday with your school in some French town
And while you were away, I took Debbie to the crown
I feel as though all the past is closing in on me
I found a photograph of me and Kimberley
I found your postcard and I put it on the wall
I found your picture, you know tears were bound to fall
I didn't write your songs, when we were going out
So why should I start now, you are not about
I feel as though all the past in closing in on me
I found a photograph of me and Kimberley
We hardly used to even drink, we didn't smoke
We'd walk home from the pub 'cause we were always broke
So when your mother called and said that you were dead
I thought she's talking of another Kim instead
I feel as though all the past is closing in on me
I found a photograph of me and Kimberley
She said, it seemed you accidentally overdosed
It was so long since I talked to her and once we were so close
And I am left with all these things, I didn't say
And a picture of you in my arms the day you went away
I feel as though all the past is closing in on me
I found a photograph of me and Kimberley
I feel as though all the past is closing in on me
Oh, it seemed forever stopped today
All the lonely hearts in London
Caught a plane and flew away
And all the best women are married
All the handsome men are gay
You feel deprived
Yeah, are you questioning your size?
Is there a tumor in your humor?
Are there bags under your eyes?
Do you leave dents where you sit?
Are you getting on a bit?
Will you survive?
You must survive
When there's no more love in town
This new century keeps bringing you down
All the places you have been
Trying to find a love supreme
A love supreme
Oh, what are you really looking for?
Another partner in your life to
Abuse and to adore?
Is it lovey dovey stuff?
Do you need a bit of rough?
Get on your knees
Yeah, turn down the love songs that you hear
'Cause you can't avoid the sentiment
That echoes in your ear
Saying love will stop the pain
Saying love will kill the fear
Do you believe?
You must believe
When there's no more love in town
This new century keeps bringing you down
All the places you have been
Trying to find a love supreme
A love supreme
I spy with my little eye
Something beginning with
(Ah)
Got my back up
And now she's screaming
So I've got to turn the track up
Sit back and watch the royalties stack up
I know this girl she likes to switch teams
And I'm a fiend but I'm living for a love supreme
When there's no more love in town
This new century keeps bringing you down
All the places you have been
Trying to find a love supreme
A love supreme
Come and live a love supreme
Don't let it get you down
Everybody lives for love
Come and live a love supreme
Don't let it get you down
This is how I pray in the summertime,
this is how I pray in the summer
Got my glass of shandy,
now I feel fine, this is how I pray yeah
The more you say, the more you pray,
the less it's getting you down
The more you pray, the more you stay, the less it's getting you down.
Auntumn time, leaves falling all around
Winter time follows suit
Little bunnies freezing in the snow
Winter's such an ugly bute
Mid-city bluss getting you down
Take a break from the strain
Get out your car,
drink a glass of wine
Admit it, you feel great
It's the summertime
This is how I play in the summertime,
this is how I pray in the summer
Got y glass of shandy,
now I feel fine, this is how I pray, yeah
This is how I pray in the summertime,
this is how we play in the summer
Got my glass of shandy
now I feel fine, this is how I pray, yeah
And if your love had met
its sad refrein
Believe me, you will love again
And all the best laid plans
of mice and men go wrong
You can hear it in this song
This is how I break for
the summer time,
this is how I play in the summer
What's mine is yours, yours is mine
This is how I pray, yeah, oh, yeah
You got the funky drummer in '89
This is how I pray, yeah, oh, woah
The Mondays, The Roses,
blocking all your noses
Wearing baggy clothes
and their buffalo poses
Bank tellers, dropping little fellas
Loved up in the clubs with
football thugs, no malice
I dig your socks
Big fish, little fish, carboard box
So give me French-kiss, I love you
Voodoo Ray
I dream of Santa Ana
on the road to Mandalay
In the summertime
Where the weather is hot
In the summertime
Where the weather is hot
On my mind, on my mind
In the summertime
Where the weather is hot
In the summertime
Summertime
When the weather is hot
In the summertime
On my mind
I got shivers down my spine
On my mind
Happiness is surface light
On my mind
You laugh at us, we're different
We laugh 'cause you're all the same
By the look on your face baby
We've been enjoying ourselves again
I know that you cried
I know why you tried so hard
Ready, steady, go
Everybody famous
Everyone you know
Why'd it take you ages?
I don't have to listen, read, love like you
I've got no problem with the physical, minimal real life
Living in hysterica for everybody's betterment
Isn't it a miracle, Everybody starstruck
I guess the odds are very good
But the goods are very odd
And even though I talk with the devil
I only made the deal with god.
I am a long list (?)
Knock one off the rest
So hard
Ready, steady, go
Everybody famous
Everyone you know
Why'd it take you ages?
I don't have to listen, read, love like you
I've got no problem with the physical, minimal real life
Living in hysterica for everybody's betterment
Isn't it a miracle, Everybody starstruck
You want to stop
But you can't, can you?
I was lovely
On the way up
On the way up
Ready, steady, go
Everybody famous
Everyone you know
Why'd it take you ages?
I don't have to listen, read, love like you
I've got no problem with the physical, minimal real life
Living in hysterica for everybody's betterment
I used to live 'round here
I was the boy with the flash clothes
She was the girl with the acid stare
I saw her at the place
You knows she knows you know
How she shakes
When she jacks her body
To the sounds of Orange Juice
And Jocelyn Brown
Oh spread your wings
Before they fall apart
Home is where the hurt is darling
Follow your heart
So she walks into this dead end bar
Sticks her handbag
On the chair
So she walks into this dead end bar
Puts hers handbag on the chair
And she weighs
For words we shared
When we were 15 and still cared
Cos she feels I'm a scar from the wound that time cant heal
And I said
Don't let your dreams out of your head
Stick it to the man instead
Don't fool your heart
Lying about the fears that you had back then
Did you try to change your life
Did you ever try to change your life
You repeat and repeat and repeat
Now what's up with that
Now she loves somebody else
In flash clothes
She was the girl with the acid stare
And now she'd pay to have
One of those
And she weighs the word she says
And she knows
You exist
Now she feels I'm the scar from the wound that time can't heal
Oh spread your wings
Before they fall apart
Home is where the hurt is darling
Follow your heart
Spread your wings
Before they fall apart
Home is where the hurt is darling
Follow your heart
I know a freaky young lady
Name of Cocaine Katie
She makes my temperature freeze
She's got a blood red powder
When she gives a shout
She'll bring you to your knees
Well, we were being clever playing God games forever
She said she only meant to please
But I'm someone's brother, got a father and a mother
You know I'm going to have to leave
South of the border
I think you oughta
South of the border
I think you oughta
'cos you know you're gonna have to leave
To a place where you can breahte
And you know there's no reprieve
There'll be tears on leaving
But there won't be no grieving
'cos a city soon forgets
To me it's magic
To the landlord it's tragic
He's got another room let
There'll be the same old faces in the same old places
Where my youth was well misspent
But I tow the line and move the time
To a town called 'No Regrets'
South of the border
I think you oughta
South of the border
I think you oughta
'cos you know you're gonna have to leave
To a place where you can breathe
And you know there's no reprieve
'cos you know you're gonna have to leave
To a place where you can breathe
Oh, Madonna, Madonna
I don't miss you
Just who
You used to be
And you don't ring true
So please
Stop calling me
Your "I love you"'s
Are ten a penny
You're dropping clues
Like you've got any
You got to choose
There's been so many ohhhh
I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Could say that he don't want her
This look of love
Says I'm leaving
You're frozen now
I've done the freezing
I'm walking out
Madonna's calling me
She's got to be
Obscene to be believed
That's her routine
Not what she means to me
I found myself
By circumstance
Across a room
Where people dance
And quite by chance
She' danced right next me
I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Would say that he don't want her
It's me not you
I've got to move on
You're younger too
But she's got her groove on
I'm sorry love
Madonna's calling me
Oh, Madonna, Madonna
I want to tell you a secret
We're having drinks
With Kate and Stella
Gwyneth's here
She's brought her fella
But all I wanna do
Is take Madonna home
I love you baby
But face it she's Madonna
No man on earth
Would say that he don't want her
It's me not you
I've got to move on
You're younger too
But she's got her groove on
I'm sorry love
Trying to be misunderstood,
But it doesn’t do me any good,
Love the way they smiled at me
Held that face for eternity
Now let them all fly off,
When it comes down,
It all comes down,
And you will not be found,
When it’s over,
It’s all over,
Even if I make a sound
I’ll be misunderstood,
By the beautiful and good in this city,
None of it was planned,
Take me by the hand,
Just don’t try and understand
Trying to be misunderstood,
Just a product of my childhood,
Still I find myself outside,
You can’t say I haven’t tried,
Perhaps I tried to hard,
No excuses,
I Won’t apologise,
To justify your lies,
Come find me,
Tell them to me,
Look me in the eyes
I’ll be misunderstood,
By the beautiful and good in this city,
None of this was planned,
Take me by the hand,
just don’t try and understand
Can’t forgive sorry to say,
You don’t know you’re guilty anyway,
Sitting in the cheap seats underneath
The stars
I'm heading back to base, I'll drop you off
At Mars
I'm sure I know your face or what star
You're from
I try to make conversation but I'm too
Far gone
I'm a man machine
Drinking gasoline
Super human being
Shooting laser beams
How you gonna leave, when your bags
Ain't packed
And how you gonna shoot, when we're
Back to back
How d'you tell a joke, when you can't laugh
You know that you're the punchline, baby
Take a bath
I'm a man machine
Drinking gasoline
Super human being
I'm a queen's dream
The dog has ate my homework today
It's not done, it ain't done
I have heard they're not very well
In the sun
Cos I'm a man machine
I'm a queen's dream
Drinking gasoline
I'm a queen's dream
Yeah....Help
How you gonna live for love lying on
Your back
And how you gonna keep it kleen in a
Dirty mac
How you gonna breathe when you're lost
In space
You're dazed and amused
Talking through a different face
Cos I'm man machine
Drinking gasoline
I'm a teen dream
I'm a man machine
I'm a man machine
I'm a man machine
Wake up on Sunday morning
And everything feels so boring
Is that where it ends
With your life thru a lens
Hair is the new hat, brown is the new black
She shouldn't wear this, he shouldn't wear that
Pleasure at leisure make mine a double measure with friends
Fashion tardis down at Que Vadis
Who laughs the longest who drives the hardest
Pleasure at leisure make mine a double measure with friends
Just because I ain't double barrelled
Don't mean I haven't travelled well
Can't you tell!
Oh now it's quite appalling
Your conversation is boring as hell, oh well!
Wake up on Sunday morning
And everything feels so boring
Is that where it ends
With your life thru a lens
And now you're boyfriend's suspicious
So go home and wash the dishes
And wash them well so he can't tell
She's looking real drab just out of rehab
I'm talking football she's talking ab fab
Your clothes are very kitch
Just because your daddy is rich
You sound so funny with your voice all plummy
Now your cheque's just bounced better run to your mummy
And you know it's a class act she'll never ask for it back
Just because I ain't double barelled
Don't mean I haven't travelled well
Can't you tell!
Mix with the local gentry and don't crash Tarquin's Bentley
I'll take the bends with our life thru a lens
You're scared of the poor and needy
Is that why you're all inbreedy?
They're just like you, they need love too
Wake up on Sunday morning
And everything feels so boring
Is that where it ends
With your life thru a lens
And now you're boyfriend's suspicious
So go home and wash the dishes
You said I was northern scum
I was wounded baby
That's fighting talk where I'm from
And I'm not moving baby
Spent my life dancing with shadows in strobe lights
It's alright, everything mellows in sunlight
And now London's got its gimmicks
And New York's had its minute
But Knutsford City limits
I'll never change
I've been running nearly all my life
It left me broken baby
When the meter ran out on life
I used my tokens lady
Spent my life dancing with shadows in strobe lights
Now it's alright, everything mellows in sunlight
And now London's got its gimmicks
And New York's had its minute
But Knutsford City limits
I'll never change
London's got its gimmicks
And New York's had its minute
But Knutsford City limits
I'll never change
I've been running nearly all my life
It left me broken baby
When the meter ran out on life
I used my tokens lady
You said I was Northern scum
I was wounded baby
That's fighting talk where I'm from
And I'm not moving baby
London's got its gimmicks
And New York's had its minute
But Knutsford City limits
I'll never change
Saw one transmission
On the television
Saying I can't do my job
Well I just kept dancing
Don't hate me 'cause I'm handsome
And the beat will never stop
Saw one transmission
On the television
Saying I can't do my job
Well I just keep dancing
Don't hate me 'cause I'm handsome
Ooh we've got a live one, featherweight icon
Heroes let 'im down so he sleeps with the
Light on
And there's nothin' left to do but kneel down
And pray
Sail away with Caesar if you're a non believer
Everybody get high if you're a
Diamond geezer
It's the devil that needs ya so go out and play
Blame yourself it's easier
There's no need to trouble her you trouble her
Jesus in a camper van he said sorry to
Leave you but I've done all I can
I suppose even the son of God
Gets it hard sometimes
Especially when he goes round
Saying I am the way
And now it's four in the mornin' yes yes y'all in
No one can shoot but everybody's scoring
Trust me it's boring get down and pray
They told you not to meddle with the bass and The treble
There's dust on your needle and you think that
You're a rebel
You're Evel Knievel so get down and pray
Blame yourself it's easier
There's no need to trouble her you trouble her
Jesus in a camper van he said sorry to
Leave you but I've done all I can
I suppose even the son of God
Gets it hard sometimes
Especially when he goes round
Saying I am the way
I am the way, I am the way, I am the way
I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am the way
Jesus in a camper van he said sorry to
Leave you but I've done all I can
I suppose even the son of God
Gets it hard sometimes
Jesus in a camper van he said sorry to
Leave you but I've done all I can
I suppose even the son of God
Gets it hard sometimes
Blame yourself it's easier
There's no need to trouble her
Blame yourself it's easier
There's no need to trouble her
Jesus in a camper van he says sorry to
Leave you but I've done all I can
I suppose even the son of God
Gets it hard sometimes
Jesus in a camper van he says sorry to
Leave you but I've done all I can
I suppose even the son of God
(Hello, hello, hello)
Yoko's cutting keys in Soho
I've been there and I should know oh face it
I'll stick up for Aunty Sally
Worzel's just a dirty scally fragrant
Mia Farrow's patching marrows down at the place where all the face fit
Robin Cousins doing dozens on a little pudding so he rakes it
I'm the reserection
I may steal your soul
I am fairly evil
I live for rock and roll
Shirley Bassey's playing Lassie up a pole in Tallahassee hates it
Norris McWhirter's doing furters in a little place how's he fake it
It's another appetiser I can go and buy a Tizer laced fit
I don't know where I've been but I know where I've been is near a lake
I am an erection
I may steal your soul
I am fairly evil
I live for rock and roll
(Sock it to me daddy)
I am an erection
I may steal your soul
I am fairly evil
Only for rock and roll
(Dance dance)
(yeah yeah)
How peculiar
I am all of the above babe
Johnny long strokes to the grave
Saving all the stamps in
Spend it on a kettle
Rub me rub me up right lovely
If you lick it then lick it battery
Good and properly all night if you want
I haven't got a clue what to do with you
Need for you to love me so much
Jesus what am I going to do with this crush
So get the old fella and wack it up against the touch
How peculiar
Bend your long legs against the sofa in the Dorchester
You can eat your all bran
I'm not into hard sports
Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you
Jesus all the things my head is going through
God what am I going to do with this crush
Just wack the old man out and get it up against the tuch
How peculiar
Jesus what am I to do man
I am a depressed man
Not sure what I'm doing
All of the day
How peculiar
I am all of the above man
I am what you want man
If you want me here I am
Here I stand victorious
The only man who made you come
When you cried, you cried for us
And when we died, you died alone
Gravity's calling
Don't go home
Where are we
Did what I could
For one of us
I always thought it was for you
And when I lied
Oh I lied for us
Because you never heard the truth
I am lying alone tonight
Don't go home
Where are we
If we are ghosts
(A long long time ago)
It looks like we could have made it baby
We are ghosts
(A long long time)
Me and you
We are ghosts
(A long long time ago)
We could have made it
We are ghosts
(A long long time)
Me and you
(Ago)
Look at the time its taken me
To get away from what was said
I'll never leave
I'll always love
You know that all those words are dead
Buried in yours tonight
Move aside
I'm taking you home
On the radio
She was that summer song
Packing them in
Making them dance
A law of her own
Taking the time to sing it
I don't need you
But I'm lost
I'm lost without you tonight
Have you no heart
Where are we
(Everybody sing it)
Ghosts
We love like ghosts
We are ghosts
They're taking down our satellite
We are ghosts
Josephine
I'll follow your star tonight
We are ghosts
If not tonight
Then when will she say
(Everybody sing it)
This is a song full of metaphors
All I be needing is tobacco and draw
Better let me in to your country though
Then I can show you what you're missing me for
I'm a night kind of animal
Got a receiver what you testing me for
I was scared so I ate 'em all
They tasted good but they make me look old
And ooh, you teach like a toothache
I'm not here for my sake, how long will this Mickey take?
And ooh, there's heavy entertainment out here on the pavement
The men about you gotta get away
Do, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ya mind if I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I touch you?
Do, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ya mind if I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I touch you?
I'll think you're famous if that's what ya want
But you can pick your own pulpit, you must fill your own fonts
Bring some wine and some Sensodyne
Then you can be my favorite dodo
Anyone fancy Monaco?
I'm a placebo, they're chasing me, fool
Don't be scared, you could eat 'em all
They taste good but they make you look old
Ooh, you sick little cup cake
You could be a keepsake, you jukebox to generate
And ooh, I'm heavy entertainment in need of containment
I'm mad about you, gotta get away
Do, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ya mind if I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I touch you?
Do, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ya mind if I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I touch you?
Monaco
Anyone fancy Monaco?
Go get a portable recliner brain
Must take a photo for sure
Got our problems and a real long name
And she gets high on rollin' roll ups
Ooh, you teach like a toothache
I'm not here for my sake, how long will this Mickey take?
And ooh, there's heavy entertainment out here on the pavement
The men about you gotta get away
Do, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ya mind if I, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I touch you?
Do, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ya mind if I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I touch you?
Do, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ya mind if I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I touch you?
Do, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ya mind if I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I touch you?
Monaco
Anyone fancy Monaco?
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
If you can use some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru
In lama land, there's a one man band
And he'll toot his flute for you
Come fly with me, let's take off in the blue
Once I get you up there,
Where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide
Starry eyed
Once I get you up there
I'll be holding you so near
You may here, angels cheer - just because we're together
Weather wise it's such a lovely day
Just say the words, and we'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
Hit it Jack
Once I get you up there,
Where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide
Starry eyed
Once I get you up there
I'll be holding you so near
And you may here, angels cheer - just because we're together
Weather wise it's such a kooky day
Just say the words, and I'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me
[Spoken: "Ok settle down you all, settle down lady,
he's gonna be on stage real soon, that's right Mama put
your popcorn down, he's turning to the band, yeah he's running his
legs off, ladies and gentlemen Mr Robbie Williams"]
Just because your dyslexic
Doesn't mean your not fake
We know you're not that stupid
You'll marry someone rich
Bet you won't steal his watch
When your down by near his crotch
That'll explain the itch
You were such a lying bitch
I know you hold my suitcase
Down in Kensington
And you were screwing Ewen
When I wasn't in.
Did it to me, you'll do it to him
Your friends just gave me grief
I will make this brief
You were such a lousy thief
You were such a lousy thief
But you were good in bed
You were good in bed
So good in bed
Now you tell my girlfriend
That I'll never change
You've been up since Wednesday
Don't you find that strange
You're ex-boyfriend is deranged
You'll tell them down in Browns
Haven't been for years
It's full of coke & tears
Full of coke & tears
Full of coke & tears
But you were good in bed
Good in bed
[Spoken: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you on behalf
of Mr Robbie Williams and the band, you've been a fantastic
audience. Robbie's opened his heart out to you tonight and you've
really taken him on board. Remember the name and whenever
he's in the neighbourhood, you get yourselves down there alright.
It's been a great evening, thank you very much. Robbie Williams
has now left the buidling....................Oh no, I'm afriad he's come
back for his coke - now he's left the buidling - thank you very
much - thank you very much."]
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
I was there to witness
Candice’s inner princess
She wants the boys to notice
Her rainbows, and her ponnies
She was educated
But could not count to ten
How she got lots of different horses
By lots of different men
And I say
Liberate your sons and daughters
The bush is high
But in the hole there’s water
You can get some, when they give it
Nothing sacred, but it's a living
Hey ho here she goes
Either a little too high or a little too low
Got no self-esteem and vertigo
Cause she thinks she’s made of candy
Hey ho here she goes
Either a little too loud or a little too close
There's a hurricane in the back of her throat
And she thinks she’s made of candy
Ring a ring of roses
Whoever gets the closest
She comes and she goes
As the war of the roses
Mother was a victim
Father beat the system
By moving bricks to Brixton
And learning how to fix them
Liberate your sons and daughters
The bush is high
But in the hole there’s water
As you win
She’ll be the hollywood love
And if it don’t feel good
What are you doing this for
Now tell me
Hey ho here she goes
Either a little too high or a little too low
Got no self-esteem and vertigo
Cause she thinks she’s made of candy
Hey ho here she goes
Either a little too loud or a little too close
There's a hurricane in the back of her throat
And she thinks she’s made of candy
Liberate your sons and daughters
The bush is high
But in the hole there’s water
As you win
She’ll be the hollywood love
And if you don’t feel good
What are you doing this for
What are you doing this for
What are you doing this for
Hey ho here she goes
Either a little too high or a little too low
Got no self-esteem and vertigo
Cause she thinks she’s made of candy
Hey ho here she goes
Either a little too loud or a little too close
There's a hurricane in the back of her throat
You say you're sick and tired
Of feeling sick and tired
I walked and told the truth
Do you wish I'd stayed alive
Cause she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I tried to explain
Don't expect you to be the same
On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
I watched the past run by on the silver screen
We played our parts and died, scene by scene
When she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I try to explain
Don't expect you to feel the same
On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side, oh b-side
Pretend you like me
Pretend I like you
Pretend pretend pretend
This is not happening
Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride (this is not happening)
We were just an average b-side (this is not happening)
Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
You say you're sick and tired
Of feeling sick and tired
I walked and told the truth
Do you wish I'd stayed alive
Cause she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I tried to explain
Don't expect you to be the same
On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
I watched the past run by on the silver screen
We played our parts and died, scene by scene
When she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I try to explain
Don't expect you to feel the same
On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side, oh b-side
Pretend you like me
Pretend I like you
Pretend pretend pretend
This is not happening
Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride (this is not happening)
We were just an average b-side (this is not happening)
Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
Everytime we say goodbye
I die a little
Everytime we say goodbye
I wonder why a little
Why the gods above me
Who must be in the know
Think so little of me
They allow you to go
When you're near
There's such an air
Of spring about it
I can hear a lark somewhere
Begin to sing about it
There's no love song finer
But how strange the change
From major to minor
Everytime we say goodbye
There's no love song finer
But how strange the change
From major to minor
Let me entertain you
let me make you smile
I can do a few tricks some old
and then some new tricks
I'm very versatile
and if you're real good
I'll make you feel good
I want your spirts to climb
so let me entertain you
and we'll have a real good time
yes sir, we'll have a real good time!
You're the Mona Lisa,
you're The ravin Papa,
You're the stupid baby,
ur the blue blue swade swade shoessss,
you're the angel from hell,
the devil from heven,
have u ever been to haven holidays,
ur the blue blue swade swade shoessss
youre the preminition,
youre the inspiration
youre the demolition
in those blue swade shoessss
in those , in those in those blue swade shoes
in those in those in those blue swade shoes in those
BLUE SWADE SHOEEEEEEEES
When you were collecting
For you sex appeal
He was in killing fields
Over you
You went
And took away his self respect
Put him out like a cigarette
You blow
Chorus:
Don’t bother coming home
You said all you’ve got to say
He can get with the girls again
Cos he’s a charming man
It’s true
He can drink with the boys tonight
And have a fight, alright
And spew
You’re history
You’re history
Got your tits done
And moved out the very next day
All you left was the bill to pay
What a front
Could she not see what you’re a righteous man?
A gun in hand
Cupid stunned
He used to want your love
Now he wants you to go away
He can drink till he’s comatosed
Yeah he rocks the most
Can't you see
He’s got diamonds in his eyes tonight
Could give you quite a fright
No sympathy
You’re history
You’re history
Don’t bother coming home
You said all you’ve got to say
He can get with the girls again
Cos he’s a charming man
It’s true
He can drink with the boys all night
And have a fight, alright
And spew
He will drink till he’s comatosed
Yeah, He rocks the most
Can’t you see?
He’s got diamonds in his eyes tonight
Could give you quite a fright
Yes siree
You’re history
Unsealed, on a porch a letter sat
Then you said, 'I wanna leave it again'
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again, yeah
On a weekend, I wanna wish it all away, yeah
And they called and I said that I want what I said
And then I call out again
And the reason, oughta' leave her calm, I know
I said, 'I know what I wear, not a boxer or the bag'
Ah yeah...can you see them?
Out on the porch, yeah, but they don't wave
I see them, round the front way, yeah
And I know and I know I don't want to stay
Make me cry
I see, ooh...I don't know why there's something else
I wanna drum it all away
Oh, I said, I don't, I don't know a-where there's a boxer or the bag'
Ah yeah, can you see them?
Out on the porch, yeah, but they don't wave
I see them, round the front way, yeah
And I know, and I know, I don't wanna stay alone
I don't wanna stay
I don't, don't wanna
Close the door turn out the light
There's something really wrong tonight with you
Me and you
You say your too young to love
And too old to hate
Remote control keeps you awake
So turn me on
Maybe you could talk and make my day
You don't have to walk away to...
Stay with me
Make me change
Answer me
Break the chain
News at Ten, Eastenders and another cup of tea
And then I fight
Baby not tonight
Cos I'm not dressed to be a clown
I'm not in the mood for shouting out
Talk to me
Break the chain
Talk to me
Make me change
Do you keep your lover out of sight
Cos you smell like someone else tonight
Alright Alright
Talk to me
Break the chain
Talk to me
Make me change
Answer me
Answer me
Answer me
Answer me
(B-Side of the single "Rock DJ")
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked to my face
But I've come through
And I need to go on,and on, and on, and on
We are the champions,my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
Of the world
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose
And I need to go on, and on,and on, and on
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
Of the world
We are the champions,my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
Hello sir, remember me?
I'm the man you'd thought I'd never be,
the boy who you reduced to tears,
the lad called 'thingy' for 6 whole years.
Yeah, thats right, my name's bob
the one who landed the popstars job,
the one who you told look don't touch,
the kid who wouldn't amount to much.
Well I'm here and you're still there
with your fake sports car and your receding hair,
dodgy farra trousers that you think are smart,
married to the woman that teaches art,
married to the life, married to the school,
I wanna sing and dance sir, now who's the fool?
Sing and dance? you thought I was barmy-
Settle down 'thingy', join the army.
And who were you to tell me this?
The dream I want I'll have to miss.
Sir is god...
He's been given the right to structure lives overnight.
Now I know life's true path,
tanks and guns that'll be a laugh.
Nah not me , I'm a mega civillian,
I wont lead my life riding pillian.
But thanks for the advice,
I'm sure it'll do
for the negative dickheads, just like you!
As for now I've a different weapon-
Stage and screen is about to beckon.
And here I sit in first class...
Bollocks sir, kiss my ass!
My breath smells of a thousand fags
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
I've started to dress a bit like him
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Kiss but without the make up
And that's a good line to take it to
The bridge
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
My bed's full of takeaways and fantasies
Of easy lays
The pause button's broke on my video
And is this real cos I feel fake
Oprah Winfrey Ricki Lake
Teach me things I don't need to know
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And it's starting to show so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
If I did it all again I'd be a nun
The rain was never cold when I was young
I'm still young we're still young
Life's too short to be afraid
Step inside the sun
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Blue gene baby
Skinny white sailor, the chances were slender,
The beauties were brief
Shall I mourn your decline with some thunderbird wine
And a black handkerchief?
I miss your sad virginia whisper,
I miss the voice that called my heart
Sweet gene vincent
Young and old and gone
Sweet gene vincent
Who, who, who slapped john?
White face, black shirt
White socks, black shoes
Black hair, white strat
Bled white, died black
Sweet gene vincent
Let the blue caps roll tonight
At the sock hop ball in the union hall
Where the bop is their delight
Here come duck-tail danny dragging uncanny annie,
She’s the one with the flying feet
You can break the peace, daddy sickle grease
But the beat is reet complete
And the jump-back honey in the dungarees,
Tight sweater and a pony-tail
Will you guess her age when she comes back-stage,
The hoodlums bite their nails
Black gloves, white frost
Black crípe, white lead
White sheet, black knight
Jet black, dead white
Sweet gene vincent
There’s one in every town
And the devil drives till the hearse arrives
And you lay the pistol down
Sweet gene vincent
With nowhere left to hide
With lazy skin and ash-tray eyes
And perforated pride
Sail away, boys
Take me home
Country roads
So farewell, mademoiselle knicker-bocker hotel
Goodbye to money owed
When your leg still hurts, but you need more shirts
You got to get back on the road
Sweet gene vincent
Sweet gene vincent
Sweet gene vincent
Sweet gene vincent
When your leg still hurts, but you need more shirts
You got to get back on the road
Save me from drowning in the sea
Beat me up on the beach
What a lovely holiday
There's nothing funny left to say
This sombre song would drain the sun
But it won't shine until it's sung
No water running in the stream
The saddest place we've ever seen
Everything I touched was golden
Everything I loved got broken
On the road to Mandalay
Every mistake I've ever made
Has been rehashed and then replayed
As I got lost along the way
There's nothing left for you to give
The truth is all that you're left with
Twenty paces then at dawn
We will die and be reborn
I like to sleep beneath the trees
Have the universe at one with me
Look down the barrel of a gun
And feel the Moon replace the Sun
Everything we've ever stolen
Has been lost returned or broken
No more dragons left to slay
Every mistake I've ever made
Has been rehashed and then replayed
As I got lost along the way
Save me from drowning in the sea
Beat me up on the beach
What a lovely holiday
Queen bitch eat the rich
I'm on the second course today
I'm not the first and I won't be the worst
She's done most of L.A.
Can't find a virgin, I can get you a surgeon
Twenty-four hours a day
Call it Collagen Jeanie you big lip meanie
I'm about to be blown away
Come on sing it
Take me to the place where the sunshine flows
Oh my Sunset Rodeo
Hot fudge here comes the judge
There's a green card in the way
The Holy Ghost and the whole East Coast
Are moving to L.A.
And we've been dreaming of this feeling since 1988
Mother things have got to change
I'm moving to L.A.
Take the piss always English
God bless you Uncle Sam
You got a cool gene pool and our winter's cruel
And God knows I love to tan
Making cents and dead Presidents
Before I could count to ten
With a nation behind me can't stop the limey
She's on her back again
Come on sing it
Take me to the place where the sunshine flows
Oh my Sunset Rodeo
Hot fudge here comes the judge
There's just a green card in the way
The Holy Ghost and the whole East Coast
Are moving to L.A.
'Cause we've been dreaming of this feeling since 1988
Mother things have got to change
I'm moving to L.A.
L.A. L.A. L.A.
L.A. L.A. L.A.
L.A. L.A. L.A.
Take me to the place where the sunshine flows
Oh my Sunset Rodeo
Hot fudge here comes the judge
There's just a green card in the way
The Holy Ghost and the whole East Coast
Are moving to L.A.
'Cause we've been dreaming of this feeling since 1988
Mother things have got to change
I'm moving to
Hot fudge here comes the judge
There's just a green card in the way
The Holy Ghost and the whole East Coast
Are moving to L.A.
And we've been dreaming of this feeling since 1988
Mother things have got to change
I'm moving to L.A.
Moving to L.A.
Keep on moving, keep on moving, keep on moving to L.A.
L.A., L.A.
Keep on moving, moving on
Keep on moving, moving on
Keep on moving, moving on
Oh! Tout semble avoir 閠perdu
Pas un seul c渦r solitaire
Tous ont d閟ertles rues
Et si les plus belles sont d閖prises
Et si les plus beaux sont comme ils disent
Que deviens-tu?
Oh tu prends la pause devant ta place
Pour un nouvel inventaire
Avant d'y perdre la face
Tu veux crier au secours
Revoir la lueur du jour
Aimer encore
Aimer plus fort
Quand l'amour n'est plus la
Que te reste-t-il, pour survivre ici bas?
Donne le meilleur de toi-m阭e
Et tu trouveras l'amour supr阭e
L'amour supr阭e
Oh ! Sais tu au moins ce que tu veux ?
Est-ce la peur d'阾re seule
Qui t'emp阠he de jouer franc-jeu ?
Entre l'amour et le plaisir
Quel est vraiment ton d閟ir ?
Tu dois choisir
Oh! Oublie toutes ces choses de la vie
Qui reviennent torturer
Le grand vide de tes nuits
Prend un ticket pour ailleurs
Sans te priver du bonheur
D'aimer encore (aimer encore)
D'aimer plus fort (aimer plus fort)
Quand l'amour n'est plus la
Que te reste-t-il pour survivre ici bas?
Donne le meilleur de toi-m阭e
Et tu trouveras l'amour supr阭e
L'amour supr阭e
I spy with my little eye
something beginning with (ah)
Got my back up
And now she's screaming
so I've got to turn the track up
Sit back and watch the royalties stack up
I know this girl she likes to switch teams
and I'm a fiend but I'm living
For a love supreme
Quand l'amour n'est plus la
Que te reste-t-il pour survivre ici bas?
Donne le meilleur de toi-m阭e
Et tu trouveras l'amour supr阭e
L'amour supr阭e
Donne le meilleur de toi-m阭e
Viens vivre un amour supr阭e
Tout le monde a besoin d'amour
Donne le meilleur de toi-m阭e
Viens vivre un amour supr阭e
Tout le monde a besoin d'amour
my god sits in the back of a limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene
I have arrived this time you should belive the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I'll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play the game
it's called insincerity
starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc
starfuckers
I am every fucking thing and just a little bit more
I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)
starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc
starfuckers
all our pain
how did we ever get by without you?
your so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
now I belong i'm one of the chosen ones
now I belong i'm one of the beautiful ones
**Note:
THIS SONG IS NOT BY ROBBIE WILLIAMS!
THIS SONG IS BY NINE INCH NAILS! GET IT RIGHT!
Loose lips sunk ships
I'm getting to grips
With what you've said
No it's not in my head
I'll lay on bed
But I'm OK
Why don't we talk about it ?
Why do you always doubt that there could be a better way?
It doesn't make me wanna stay
(Chorus)
Why don't we break up ?
There's nothing left to say
I've got my eyes shut, praying they won't stray
and we're not sexed up
That's what makes the difference today
I hope you blow away
You say we're fatally flawed
Well I'm easily bored, Is that okay?
Strike me off your list
Make this the last kiss
I'll walk away
Why don't we talk about it?
I'm only here
Don't shout it
Given time we'll forget
Let's pretend we never met
(Chorus)
Screw you, I didn't like your taste
Anyway, I chose you
and that's all gone to waste
It's Saturday, I'll go out and find another you
Chorus:
Why don't we
Why don't we break up
There's nothing left to say
I've got my eyes shut
Praying they won't stray
And we're not sexed up
That's what makes the difference today
Lléname la vida, dame tranquilidad
Calma el temporal que hay en mi piel
Dame primaveras para disfrutar
Días que se van y no han de volver
Puede ser que la voz de tu paz
Y el amor me ayuden a cambiar
Y me hagan ser mejor
Perdona mis manías, no doy para más
No se aparentar, soy como soy
Angel de la Guarda ven y sálvame
Sálvame del mal, ayúdame
Puede ser que la voz de tu paz
Y el amor me ayuden a cambiar
Y me hagan ser mejor
Siempre hay en la vida oportunidad
Para amar mejor, no hay que amar demás
Muchos han caído de tanto dar y de tanto amar
Lléname la vida, dame tranquilidad
Calma el temporal que hay en mi piel
Dame primaveras para disfrutar
Días que se van y no han de volver
Puede ser que la voz de tu paz
Y el amor me ayuden a cambiar
1 - Shorty you keep playin' with my mind
You tease me all the time but I had enough
Maybe I should ask your girlfriends why
Why you are so afraid to fall in love
Girl I won't get next to you
You know I don't like sweatin' you
But something 'bout the way you make me feel
You got me in this fantasy
And all my friends keep tellin' me
Shorty's kinda hot, so what's the deal?
2 - Cuz we been spendin', rollin', livin', showin'
We got some time for play
But you've been player hatin', waitin'
For this rhyme to pass away
Repeat 1
You only get the best with me
I wanna give you everything
And anything you ask of me I will
And I don't want to front on you
So tell me what you wanna do
And if I'm not the one
Just keep it real
Repeat 2
Repeat 1
[Keith Murray]
Now first of all baby, what's my name?
Spell it backwards you read game
I'm known for splittin' wigs and readin' brains
And when I say splittin' wigs and readin' brains
I mean breakin' it down conversation-wise
Let me explain
I'm in your corner, girl be on my team
Together we could fulfill each other's life dream
We both Gemini so we got 2 sides
Our zodiac sign is the perfect sign
Cuz she replied, "All Gemini's lie"
I guess this is what it feels like when doves cry
Your attitude is deep cover
Won't give me the number
Cold play me out like a foul, a bleep or a blunder
It's like a burnin' in the chest, a cardiac arrest
You look like you havin' fun puttin' me thru stress
So in between time and in the meantime
You do your thing and I do mine
But don't play wit my mind
Shorty, shorty
Won't you please get naughty with me
And if you really wanna
I can be your fantasy
You are so afraid, oh baby
Repeat 1 until fade
Don't let your eyes tell the brain
You should feel ashamed
Everyone needs it baby
And I feel the same
Didn't quite catch your name
Hush, hush, hush, don't say a thing
Let's see what the night will bring
It might be everything
Oh, it hurts
When you're too blind to see
Please don't read my mind
I tell the truth to me
Sin sin sin, look where we've been
And where we are tonight
Hate the sin not the sinner
I'm just after a glimmer of love and light deep inside
Hush hush hush, to speak is a sin
And neither of us need rescuing
Just relax, it's what Jesus would do
We're made in His image baby, let's ride this thing through
Oh, it hurts
When you're too blind to see
What about us?
Well, it was just for me
Sin sin sin, look where we've been
And where we are tonight
Hate the sin not the sinner
I'm just after a glimmer of love and light deep inside
I won't sing of amore
It don't sound sincere
Love is a cliche
But if it's not here, I'll disappear
Sin sin sin, look where we've been
And where we are tonight
Hate the sin not the sinner
I'm just after a glimmer of love and light deep inside, deep inside
It's love, clean sex, joy, I love you
You love my, hate how it it feels inside my
Somewhere there's a place where you can go
some place you could lay your heavy head down
everybody needs somewhere to go
we don't give high to get a comedown
you take your chance in live
go out and find a wife
don't get stuck in the state I'm in
Dealers keep dealin’
Thieves keep thievin’
Whores keep whorin’
Junkies keep scorin’
Trade is on the meat rack
Strip joints full of hunchbacks
Bitches keep bitchin’
Clap keeps itchin’
Ain’t no use in prayin’
That’s the way it’s stayin’, baby
Johnny ain’t so crazy
He’s always got a line for the ladies
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get your rocks off
Get your rocks off, honey
Shake it now now
Get’em off downtown
Get your rocks off
Get you rocks off, honey
Shake it now now
Get’em off downtown
Creeps keep crawlin’
Drunks keep fallin’
Teasers keep teasein’
Holy joes are preachin’
Cops keep bustin’
Hustlers keep hustlin’
Death keeps knockin’
Souls are up for auction
Ain’t no use in prayin’
That’s the way it’s stayin’, baby
Johnny ain’t so crazy
He’s always got a line for the ladies
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get your rocks off
Get your rocks off, honey
Shake it now now
Get’em off downtown
Get your rocks off
Get you rocks off, honey
Shake it now now
Get’em off downtown
Ain’t no use in prayin’
That’s the way it’s stayin’, baby
Johnny ain’t so crazy
He’s always got a line for the ladies
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get your rocks off
Get your rocks off, honey
Shake it now now
Get’em off downtown
Get your rocks off
Get you rocks off, honey
Shake it now now
Get’em off downtown
For those about to die
We salute you
For those of about to cry
We love you
For those of us who live in fear
Of Happy Christmas and new year
I raise a toast to you
And if it hurts
To be so blind
Why dont you try
being kind
They decided to become
A little more romantic
Creep up on you
While you sleep
I'll make you less attractive
Born without a spine
Why dont you try
Being kind
For those attempting their mother's way
You'll find a way to soldier on
For those whose love evaporates
I pray you find where you belong
All the words I have repressed
Are coming out today
I guess
It is justice not respect and avarice
And that just leaves comtempt
For you all
Oh oh oh
Yeah yeah
Yeah
I am just a simple man
With simple expectations
Deep regrets
They're seldom met
God speed my generation
And with ? on my mind
I should try being kind
For those about to die
We salute you
For those of about to cry
We love you
For those about to die
We salute you
For those of about to cry
We love you
Hello sir, remember me?
I'm the man you thought I'd never be.
The boy who you reduced to tears,
The lad called "thingy" for six whole years.
Yeah that's right, my names bob,
The one who landed the popstars job.
The one who you told: "Look don't touch"
The Kid who wouldn'y amount to much.
Well I'm here, and you're still there
With your fake sports car and receding hair
Dodgy, farout trousers that you think are smart
Married to the woman that teaches art
Married to the life
Married to the school
"I want to sing and dance sir"
Now who's the fool?
Sing and dance, you thought I was barmy
"Settle down thingy, join the army"
And who were you to tell me this
The dream I want I'll have to miss
Sir is god, he's been given the right
To structure lives overnight.
Now I know life's true path,
Tanks and guns, that'll be a laugh.
Nah, not me, I'm a mega civillian
I won't leave my life riding pillion
But thanks for the advice and I'm sure it'll do
For the negitive dickheads just like you.
As for now the different weapon
Stage and screen is about to beckon
And here I sit in first class
Bollocks sir, kiss my ass.
Often, I dont see it if Ive been wrong,
And boy have I been wrong
Often, I don't need it until it's gone,
But by then it's gone
Often, I make the worst decisions
Say that it's great and I know it isn't so
It's happening so....
Often
Often, I won't wake up from a dream,
You know I love to dream
Often, I dont stand up for what I believe,
There's nothing left to believe
So often, I make the worst decisions,
Say that it's great and I know it isn't so
it's happening so....often
I often wish that you were here,
I could know eventually
Do Doo Do Doo Do Doo Do
Yeah, Yeah
Often, I dont see it when I've been wrong,
And boy have I been wrong
Often, I don't need it until it's gone,
But by then it's gone
Often, I make the worst decisions
Say that it's great and I know it isn't so
It's happening so....
Often
(B-Side of the single "Kids")
Not of this Earth
You’ve changed places with the Sun
I know that you’re the one
I love what we’ve become
Not of this earth
I wear you like a shroud
I know I make you proud
You done your crying now
She is not of this earth
And I no longer need to search
If I ever leave this World
You will have a song to sing
So you know what you were
Not of this Earth
She keep walking down my lane
I’ve learned to laugh again
Like a muff to a flame
Not of this Earth
Not surprised we’re unashamed
She’s gonna have to change your name
They will know that we’re the same
She is not of this Earth
And I believed we’ve seen the worst
If I ever leave this world
You will have a song to sing
So you know what you were
(Not of this Earth)
Better get used to the smile
(Not of this Earth)
Gonna be around for awhile
(Not of this Earth)
Spent too much time being cursed
(Not of this Earth)
Not of this Earth
You changed places with the Sun
I know that you’re the one
I love what we’ve become
Not of this earth
I wear you like a shroud
I know I made you proud
(I know I made you proud)
You done your crying now
(Not of this Earth …)
i'm a gigolo, i'm joseph, i'm a sad lad in song
i'm everybody that i know
and being known for being wrong
and if i'm not mistaken
this is my heart breaking
i'm the man that threw it all away
destiny is calling, telling me to be boring
and i don't care anyway,
gonna be nobody someday
gonna be nobody someday
i'm the demon that you fear
i'm the joker, i'm the thief
i'm the lonesome cowboy ridin'
i'm the indian chief
gotta watch my figure
boy, if i get much bigger
they'll stick a pin in me
and i'll blow away
but i get richer
while they take my picture
taking my soul away
gonna be nobody someday
gonna be nobody someday
i'm a moonlight serenade
i'm your bed when you are cold
i'm the captain of Titanic
i'm the passenger in the hall
from the way i'm thinking
we'll both be sinking
i knew before we sailed away
hit the tip of my eagle
it's all you saw anyway
gonna be nobody someday
gonna be somebody
gonna be somebody, la la la
Spoken:
I'm the sub-total of my ancestors
I carry their DNA
We are representatives of a long line of people
And we carried them around either with
This long line of people
That goes back to the beginning of time
And when we meet - they meet other lines of people
And we say bring together the lines of me
When I look back over the years
At the things that brought tears to my eyes
Papa said we have to be wise
To live long lives
Now I recognize
What my father said before he dies
Vocalize things I've left unsaid
Left my spirit unfed for too long
I'm coming home to my family
Where I can be strong
Be who I planned to be
Within me my ancestory
Givin'me continuity
This is what my Daddy told me
I wished he would hold me
A little more
Than he did
But he taught me my culture
And how to live positive
I never wanna shame
The blood in my veins and bring pain
to my sweet grandfathers face
In his resting place
I made haste to learn and not waste
everything my forefathers earned in tears
For my culture
Chorus:
Fall back again
Crawl from the warm water
(For my culture)
Water to air
You're on your feet again
Your feet again.
Hello Dad,
Remember me?
I'm the man you thought I'd never be.
I'm the boy who you
Reduced to tears
Dad, I'd been lonely for 27 years
Yeah, that's right
My name Bob
I'm the one
Who landed the popstar's job
I'm the one who
You told look, don't touch
I'm the kid
Who wouldn't amount too much.
I believe in the senses that I sound
I have always been around
Won't you help me drown it out?
And When I feel
What I'm feeling is so real
I'm a massive of spinnin' wheels
Always digging in my heels
Now I got the faith to
Fall back again
Crawl from the warm water
Water to air
You're on your feet again
Your feet again.
This is what my Daddy told me
I wished he would hold me
A little more
than he did
But he told me my culture
And how to live positive
I never wanna shame
The blood in my veins and bring pain
To my sweet grandfathers face
in his resting place
I make haste to learn and not waste
everything my forefathers earned in tears
For my culture
Fall back again
Crawl from the warm water
Water to air
You're on your feet again
Your feet again
(For my culture)
Fall back again
Crawl from the warm water
Water to air
Your on your feet again
Your feet again
(For my culture)
How do you rate the morning sun?
After a long and sleepless night
How many stars would you give to the moon
Do you see those stars from where you are?
Shine on the lost and loneliest
The ones who can't get over it
You always wanted more than life
But now you don't have the appetite
In a message to the troubador
The world don't love you anymore
Tell me how do you rate the morning sun?
Stuck inside the rainbow years
And you could happen to me
'Cause I've been close to where you are
I drove to places you have seen
It all seems so familiar
Like they'd been sent to kill ya
It doesn't take an astronaut
To float in the space is just a thought
The morning brings a mystery
The evening makes it history
Tell me how do you rate the morning sun?
And the village drunk
Sadly passed away
It was a shame
I never knew his name
I wonder if he sat there every morning
And watched the sun rise
How do you rate the morning sun?
It was just too heavy for me
And all I wanted was the world
If you are the starlet in the sun
Don't go wasting your time
'Cause there is no finish line
And you don't see anything
Not even love, not anything
The night can take the man from you
A sense of wonder overdue
The morning brings a mystery
The evening makes it history
I've sung some songs that were lame
I've slept with girls on the game.
I've got my Catholic shame
Lord I'm in purgatory
Basically it's all come-on talk for me
I wasn't me when we met
You haven't lost my respect
I'm here to serve and protect
What shape of insanity
Keeps leading you back to me?
So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon
Don't wanna piss on your parade
I'm here to make money and get laid
Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade
If you ain't stickin your knives in me
You will be eventually
To all you Sharons and Michelles
With all your tales to sell
Save your meat money well
I'm glad that spending a night with me
Guaranteed you celebrity.
And I can't talk in a crowd
When I'm alone I'm too loud
You've done your daddy's proud
Thank you for keeping me company
You've all been so nice to me
So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon
Oh Lord
I feel
Nothing
I know much smarter men
Never got this far
I got too many regrets
I've smoked too many cigarrettes
I've had more blondes than brunettes
I'm not expecting your symphathy
But it's all been too much for me
So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
[spoken]
Robbie: (american accent) Johnny and Robbie
Jonathan: Youth, why are you you talking like that,
we're from Stoke!
Robbie: I know but I can't stop here pally
Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall
Like the seashore clings to the sea
Like you'll never get rid of your shadow
No you'll never get rid of me
Let all the others fight and fuss
Whatever happens, we've got us.
[Me and my shadow]
We're closer than pages that stick in a book
We're closer than ripples that flow in a brook
[Strolling down the avenue]
Wherever you find him, you'll find me, just look
Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza
Me and my shadow
We're closer than smog gets to all of L.A.
We're closer than Ricky to confessing he's gay
Not a soul can bust this team in two
We stick together like glue
And when it's sleeping time
That's when we rise
We start to swing
[Ooh, you think you're so jazz you...]
Our clocks don't chime
What a surprise
They ring-a-ding-ding!
Happy New Year!
[Me and my shadow]
And now to repeat what I said at the start
They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart
We're alone but far from blue
Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar
We'll hit a few late spots, and then a few more
We'll start up at Stringy's and maybe Groucho
Life is gonna be wow-wow-whee!
For my shadow and me!
[spoken]
Jonathan: Can we do that again
Robbie: from the beginnig?
Jonathan:no from the ending
Robbie: right
Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar
We'll hit all the late spots, and then a few more
We'll start out at Stringy's and maybe right shore
Life is gonna be wow-wow-whee!
For my shadow and me!
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs a helping hand
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
he must be happy in his world
We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a fist of steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
He must be happy in his world
Nigel is nice spoken and he loves to speak
And he likes to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his world
Nigel is happy in his world
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs a helping hand
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
he must be happy in his world
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Baby, baby i feel this sweet sensation
Honey Honey looks like a superstar
shes got a promise of lovestruck fascination
What am i to do?
How am i to know?
Who are you. She shimmers
like a california sunset
honey, honey glitters but
theres no gold she carries
sweetly infectious magic
formulas, so delerious
is she that serious? is she bringing me on?
Ive been waiting so long
And this love, fool, osophy
is killing previous illusions that i had in my mind
about you seems so true
all the lies your telling tragically compelling
and my love means nothing to you so
maybe im still a love fool
i dont want to be a love fool
i dont want the world
i want you!
It's the end of the night
I want to know you
Get the phone, call a cab and take you home yeah
I think there's something you should know
I'll send my boys an order through Interflora
Tell you lies like "I love you" and "I adore you"
I think there's something you should know
I'm a Love Cheat
And you look so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar
The curtain's closed
And the night is fun
I think it's time for me to not be home alone
I think I'll put the cat out and give the dog a bone
I hardly know you but I like your figure
Suppose I'll read about you in The Mirror
I think there's something everybody should know
I'm a Love Cheat
And you look so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar
I'm a Love Cheat
And you're looking so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar
You love me
You love me
You love me
You need me
I'm a liar
You want me
You need me
You want me
(talking: You've been naughty...very very naughty)
Are you cut up
Or do you easily forget
Are you still around
Why haven't you managed to die yet
You could prop up the bar in hell
How do you sleep
You've never loved
Why was I never good enough
You thought you'd leave me falling forever
Karma killer
Needless to say
I guess you know I hate you
You're so full of sin
Even the devil rates you
I hope you choke
On your Bacardi and Coke
How do you breathe
Why don't you cry
How come you never ask me why
You're not a man stand and deliver
Karma killer
How do you sleep
You've never loved
Why was I never good enough
You thought you'd leave me falling forever
Karma killer
Karma killer
Karma killer
Karma killer
I hope you choke
On your Bacardi and Coke
Look what you didn't take from me
Look what you didn't take from me
Look what you didn't take from me
Look what you didn't take from me
I don't need to take revenge
Cos they're coming to get you
There's no hope for you my friend
Cos they're coming to get you
Karma killer
Karma killer
Karma killer
Karma killer
Karma killer
Oh, I'm your new best mate
Help me self-medicate
Things can all look great
Stopped in this town to quench my thirst
The bad man got here first
Then the bubble burst
Who's telling stories
I can't handle shit
And it's beginning to bore me
Just get on with it
Kill me or cure me
My love life's gone stiff
Don't know who I've been with
And I'm gonna take it cos they wanna give
Can you blame me?
Don't need to spend my bread
People do that for me instead
Must be thinking that I'll wake up dead
In the morning
I can't handle shit
And it's beginning to bore me
Just get on with it
Kill me or cure me
You've got a powerful lawyer
Well I've got money for ya
I know why I appall ya
But I fucked your daughter
I got friends stay up till the end
Try to screw me or my girlfriend
Until I'm not the latest trend
Fetch me butler
I can't handle shit
And it's beginning to bore me
Just get on with it
Kill me or cure me
I can't handle shit
Kill me or cure me
I can't handle shit
Kill me or cure me
(B-Side of the single "Kids")
Did you do that girl that was in that soap
..... Did ya
Will you save the whale,
will you be Bob Hope.... Will ya
I'll tell you about my Pepsi deal if you like
A celebrity village bike with a mike
I get more press when there's a war on
Come sing a song with me
A simple symphany
I'll be a karaoke star
Lush strings and Timpani
Have got it in for me
Look how i'm dancing...love
Justify what you get paid..Can ya
Doctors save lives and you get layed
...Dont ya
Apologise for the job that you do
It would be nice if you were talented too
I think you better lock up your daughter
Come sing a song with me
My simple symphany
I'll be a kareoke star
Lush strings and Timpani
Have got it in for me
Look how im dancing...love
(Instrumental & soft spoken words)
Everyone say I'm pretty
Everyone say I'm handsome
(B-Side of the single "Kids")
Is the Richard Gere Gerbil story true
Who came third in World War 2
did Sooty sleep with Sue,
These things I think about,
when i'm with out with you...
What are the holes in biro's for
which one's which in the Corrs
did Geff Hurst really score,
Coz frankly your a bore,
and i'm not...
And if it's leavin' season your second on the bill
If you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will,
I tried love, i'm sorry
I tried love...
Does God ever get it wrong
Where has Gary Barlow gone
Why is Christmas Day so long
It just goes on and on... and on,
Like you,
And if it's leavin' season your the second on the bill
If you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will,
I tried love, i'm sorry
I tried love...
Do duh duh duh duh duh duh,
duh duh, duh duh...
Do duh duh duh duh duh duh,
duh duh, duh duh,
I tried love, i'm sorry
I tried love...
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve
Do you think Adam fancied Eve
What if Eve could not conceve
And he had to breed with Steve,
We'd all be gay....
(Laughs......)
I started a joke,
which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry,
which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies,
running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed,
hurting my head from things that I'd said.
Til I finally died,
which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies,
running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed,
hurting my head from things that I'd said.
'Til I finally died,
which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was one me.
(appears on the compilation "Tribute to the Bee Gees")
I was driving around in old mexico
I got lost and didn't know which way to go
I was confused, It was late, and I was in a fog
I ran over the Taco Bell dog
I felt that smush and I said oh mama
My lowrider crushed that little chihuahua
I prayed for forgiveness in a synagoge
I ran over the Taco Bell dog
If I am caught they will put me in a cell with 20 locks
Unless I can pin it on Jack in the Box
I'll be whipped then beaten and then I'll be flogged
I ran over the Taco Bell dog
His last words were yo quero el Medico
I flattened that pup to hell I will go
I should of skipped driving and gone for a jog
I ran over the Taco Bell dog
I ran over the Taco Bell dog
I ran over the Taco Bell dog
Hold on to this
Something crawling up my wrist, I think it’s dyin
bless the lord I can’t think straight anymore
you won’t see me cryin
there’ll be tears before good times for sure
chorus
singing I wont go to war
lay down your guns what are we fighting for
wanna swim in the ocean, wanna play in the sea..
want to love my brother and let my brother to loving me
am gonna buy a farm and ride the sun
it won’t chance the earth, just the people on it
I was born with, a silver shuffle in my mouth
Golden balls and a platinum smile
You wont hear the last of
The good the bad
The best time for sure
Chorus
singing I wont go to war
lay down your guns what are we fightin for
wanna swim with the dolphins, wanna play in the sea
want to love my brother and let my brother to loving me
am gonna buy a farm and ride the sun
it wont chance the earth, just the people on it
I want to hear the sound of millions of people sitting down
Live to live
Free your love
Come Take Me Over
Is this a long range effort, cause I'll pitch a tent
I'm kinda used to feeling cold
Should I walk naked should I bear my sould
Won't you help me fill this hole
And what I'm trying to say is be the one
Love me anyway...though I'm too far gone
Come take me over - I'm riddled with my past
Come take me over - is that too much to ask
Before I leave this town - love me or put me down
Got semi heaven, I wanna fall in love
You said the walking wounded could
I know I've sent the 'morrows to an early grave
Is this the price I have to pay.
What I'm try'na say, if you could touch
The love I fantasize, is that too much
Come take me over - I'm riddled with my past
Come take me over - Is that too much to ask?
Before I leave this twon - love me
Take me to the shops, tie me up and abuse me
I'm looking good, so how could you refuse me
Say I'm so special, why ain't you cooking for two?
I'll meet your mum, I'll meet your friends
When you coming down,
I'll love you through the bends
I know I'm special, but why ain't you cooking for two?
Is this a long range effort, cause I'll pitch a tent
I'm kinda used to feeling cold
Should I walk naked, should I bare my soul
Won't you help me fill this hole
Guess what I'm trying to say, is be the one
Love me anyway...though I'm too far gone
Come take me over - I'm riddled with my past
Come take me over - Is that too much to ask?
Before I leave this town - love me
Take me to the shops, lock me up and abuse me
I know I'm looking good,
so how could you refuse me?
Say I'm so special, then why ain't you cooking for two?
I'll meet your mum, I'll meet your friends
When you coming down,
I'll take you through the bends
I know I'm so good, then why ain't you cooking?
[PIANO SOLO]
I guess what I'm try'na say,
is what I've never known
Can't use it anyway, just give me love
Come take me over - Gonna be the last
Come take me over - If she don't meet this task
Before I leave this town -
Love me or put me down
[PIANO OUTRO]
Wake up in the middle of
In the thunder of a scream
And you realise that it was yours
You don't know what to tell them
'Cause you don't know where you've been
And you've been thereso many times before
It's only natural to feel like you're sinking
It's only human to be so unprepared
Don't worry baby, if you get a little high
It's just a phase to get you through getting by
So you get a little restless and you get a little wasted
It's just a little lite entertainment
Embrace it, it might just save your life
You always say you're sorry
But you never know what for
And it's been happening more and more
Act your age and not your shoe size
And blah blah blah blah blah
That's your role model slam the door
So it's only natural to feel the guilt of a nation
It's only human when you're young you're gonna cry
Don't worry baby, if you get a little high
It's just a phase to get you through getting by
So you get a little restless and you get a little wasted
It's just a little lite entertainment
Embrace it, it might just save your life
So where else can you go to
'Cause no one's given you the book
About what to say and how to feel and what you
Should and shouldn't have took
It's feelings that you fearing that's why
You step outside your mind
Don't look back 'cause if you don't crack
You get to sing this lulaby
You get to sing this lulaby
Don't worry baby, if you get a little high
It's just a phase to get you through getting by
So you get a little restless and you get a little wasted
It's just a little lite entertainment
Embrace it
Don't worry baby, if you get a little high
It's just a phase to get you through getting by
you do lots of complaining and do nothing to change it
well that's a little light entertainment
Embrace it, it just might save your life
Or it just might change your life
Me siento y espero
Un angel contempla mi destino
Y ellos saben los sitios adonde vamos
Cuando esatmos grises y viejos
Porque me han dicho
Que la salvacion llega cuando despliegan sus alas
Por eso cuando me tiro en la cama
Le doy vueltas en mi cabeza
Y siento que que el amor esta muerto
Porque estoy amando a un angel
Y a pesar de todo ella me ofrece su proteccion,
Un monton de amor y afecto.
No importa si estoy bien o mal
Ni debajo de la cascada
Donde quiera que pase
Se que no se me rompera la vida
Porque cuando la llame ella no me abandonara.
Estoy amando a un angel
Cuando me siento debil
Y mi dolor camina por una calle de un solo sentido
Yo miro hacia arriba
Y se que siempre estare bendecido con amor
Y a medida que el sentimiento crece
Ella se mete mas en mis huesos
Y a pesar de todo ella me ofrece su proteccion
Un monton de amor y afecto.
No importa si estoy bien o mal
O debajo de una cascada, donde quiera que ocurra
Se que no se me rompera la vida
Porque cuando la llame ella no me abandonara.
Porque estoy amando a un angel
ASI ES LA LEY
HAY UN ANGEL HECHO PARA MI.
TE CONOCI... EL VIENTO SE ME FUE
TAL COMO LLEGO
Y TE FALLE, TE HICE DA?O
TANTOS A?OS YO.
PASE POR TODO SIN PENSAR
TE AME SI CASI AMAR
Y AL FINAL QUIEN ME SALVO
EL ANGEL QUE QUIERO YO...
TUUUU
DE NUEVO TUUUUUUU
TE CUELAS EN MIS HUESOS
DEJANDOME TU BESO..
JUNTO AL CORAZON.
Y OTRA VEZ TUUUU
ABRIENDOME TUS ALAS
ME SACAS DE LAS MALAS .. RACHAS DEL DOLOR
POR QUE TU ERES..
EL ANGEL QUE QUIERO YO!!
CUANDO ESTOY FATAL
NO SE QUE HACER NI A DONDE IR
ME FIJO EN TI EN TI..
Y TE SIENTO CERCA.. PENSANDO EN MI
EL CUERPO SE ME VA...
HACIA DONDE TU ESTAS...
MI VIDA CAMBIO
EL ANGEL QUE QUIERO YO..
DE NUEVO TUUUUUUU
TE CUELAS EN MIS HUESOS
DEJANDOME TU BESO..
JUNTO AL CORAZON.
Y OTRA VEZ TUUUU
ABRIENDOME TUS ALAS
ME SACAS DE LAS MALAS .. RACHAS DEL DOLOR
POR QUE TU ERES..
EL ANGEL QUE QUIERO YO!!
I could be an animal, for many years to come
It would be understandable if this animal had fun
My wayward soul will never set me free
And commitments a miracle, I'm physical you see
I'm not your lover, baby
I'm not the one
I won't meet your mother, lady
I, dont do love
You won't buy my attitude,
so its solitude for free
And I can't help being rude,
if you get to close to me
You are the one, with your finger on the gun
So I am that animal, and animals will run
I'm not your love's, baby
I'm not the one
I won't meet your mother, lady
I, dont do love
I cant believe
It's not in me
You see me leave
If I can't breathe
I could be an animal, for many years to come
It would be understandable, if this animal had fun
And Ive got my alibi, so I'll say goodbye
I'm not your lover, baby
I'm not the one
Ive been too smothered lately
I, dont do love
I can't believe
That you cant see
It's not in me
Now see me leave
I, don't do love
I, don't do love
I, don't do love
I, don't do love
I, don't do love
I, don't do love
(B-Side of the single "Supreme")
Chris Martin:
It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade
Dido:
And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime
Robbie Williams:
But say a prayer, Pray for the other ones
At Christmas time it's hard, but when you're having fun
Sugababes:
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Fran Healy:
Where the only water flowing
Fran Healy & Sugarbabes:
Is the bitter sting of tears
Fran Healy & Justin Hawkins:
And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom
Bono:
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you
Will Young & Jamelia:
And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
Ms Dynamite & Beverly Knight:
Where nothing ever grows
No rain nor rivers flow
Group of ten and Joss Stone:
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
Tom Chaplin (Keane):
Here's to you
Justin Hawkins (Darkness):
Raise a glass for everyone
Dizzee Rascal:
Spare a thought this yuletide for the deprived
If the table was turned would you survive
Busted:
Here's to them
Justin Hawkins (Darkness):
Underneath that burning sun
Dizzee Rascal:
You ain’t gotta feel guilt just selfless
Give a little help to the helpless
Joss Stone & Justin Hawkins:
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
Tom Chaplin:
Feed the world
Tom Chaplin & Chris Martin:
Feed the world
Tom Chaplin & Chris Martin & Sugababes:
Feed the world
Tom Chaplin & Chris Martin & Sugababes:
Feed the world
Everyone in full chorus line.
Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmas time again – repeated
Group of ten:
Feed the world
Everyone in full chorus line.
Feed the world – repeated to end
Joss Stone
Ad libs over outro
Well I'm standing here looking at you
What do I see?
I'm looking straight through
It's so sad when you're young
To be told you're having fun
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost it1s taste
So try another flavour
Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic
I'm standing here what do I see
A big nothing threatening me
It's so sad when you're young
To be told you're having fun
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost its taste
So try another flavour
Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic
Oi! Oi! Big one! I'm down here!
Watch yourself, I'm trying to carry this crum!
You! Oi big one! Big foot!
Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost its taste
So try another flavour
Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost its taste
So try another flavour
I danced with the devil, he told me a story
About all the love that he wished he could send
I said buy me a pint, it will be alright in the end
He don't like to fight cos he thinks he's too pretty
He's misunderstood and he just needs a friend
I said give me a light, it will be alright in the end
He's finished with his mission
Like to square it with god if he gets permission
He sold his sole to Bill Gates
And he don't feel alright, cos the money was shite
And it's all so sad
I danced with the devil, he told me a story
About all the love that he wished he could send
I said buy me a pint, it will be alright in the end
He granted me three wishes
Said I just need clean clothes and can you do the dishes
He don't get on with Judas
He's been to rehab, couldn't pay his bar tab
And it's all so sad
I danced with the devil, he told me a story
About all the love that he wished he could send
I said buy me a pint, it will be alright in the end
(appeared on the DVD "Where egos dare")
get on the dancefloor come on
get on the dance floor oh yeh
get on the dance floor and dance with me yeh
its disco time lets dance to the beat
now dish your arms with your hand and your feet
come over here and let yourself go be calm relaxed just go with the flow
im so sexy come dance with me
if you want to have fun shake your booty
everybody's here ready for a snog
the prince is here but he may be a frog
do jazz do pop do anything you want
the music hops it never really stops
so come on lets go
go on down to the disco
with steps with five and even sisqo
get on the dance floor come on
get on the dance floor oh yeh
get on the dance floor and dance with me yeh
I always have an alibi
You allow me there
But tonight I have no conscience
So what comes after that
You're coming down already
This high won't see us through
Nothing I can change now
I've learnt to lie to you
What happened to me
What happened to you
You were pulling me on
I was leading you through
Lie to me
I always had a vision
That love would see us through
But what's the point in wishing
When my dreams depend on you
Gonna need support now
Your friends can gather round
And you can tell them stories
On how I let you down
What happened to me
What happened to you
You were pulling me on
I was leading you through
Lie to me
Deceiving is believing
Deceiving is believing
Deceiving is believing
Deceiving is believing
I'm much too young to be cynical
It's you that makes me miserable
Can you tell a lie through a smile
In bed we always deviate
And I'm the one who comes too late
These things hide inside of my mind, my mind
I always have an alibi
You allow me there
But tonight I have no conscience
So what comes after that
What happened to me
What happened to you
You were pulling me on
I was leading you through
Lie to me
Lie to me
Lie to me
Deceiving is believing
Believing
Believing
Believing
So unimpressed, but so in awe
Such a saint, but such a whore
So self-aware, so full of shit
So indesisive, so adiment
I'm contemplating thinking about thinking
It's so overated, just get another drink in
Watch me come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
(come undone) I pray that when i'm coming down, you'll be asleep
(come undone) If i ever hurt you, your revenge would be so sweet
Because i'm scum and i'm your son
I come undone
I come undone
So rock and roll, so corporate suit
So damn ugly, so damn cute
So well trained, so animal
So need your love so fuck you all
I'm not scared of dying i just don't want to
If I stop lying i'd just dissapoint you
I come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
(come undone) I pray that when i'm coming down, you'll be asleep
(come undone) If i ever hurt you, your revenge would be so sweet
Because i'm scum and i'm your son
I come undone
So write another ballad
Mix it on a Wednesday
Sell it on a Thursday
Buy a yacht by Saturday
It's a love song
A love song
Do another interview
Sing a bunch of lies
Tell about celebrities that I despise
And sing love songs
We sing love songs
So sincere
So sincere
(come undone) They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
(come undone) I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
(Come undone) A young pretender and my crowd's above the seat
I come undone
I am scum
Love your son
You've gotta love your son
You've gotta love your son
yeah yeah yeah
Love your son
I am scum
I am scum
(repeat to fade)
So unimpressed, but so in awe
Such a saint, but such a whore
So self-aware, so full of shit
So indesisive, so adiment
I'm contemplating thinking about thinking
It's so overated, just get another drink in
Watch me come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
(come undone) I pray that when i'm coming down, you'll be asleep
(come undone) If i ever hurt you, your revenge would be so sweet
Because i'm scum and i'm your son
I come undone
I come undone
So rock and roll, so corporate suit
So damn ugly, so damn cute
So well trained, so animal
So need your love so fuck you all
I'm not scared of dying i just don't want to
If I stop lying i'd just dissapoint you
I come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
(come undone) I pray that when i'm coming down, you'll be asleep
(come undone) If i ever hurt you, your revenge would be so sweet
Because i'm scum and i'm your son
I come undone
So write another ballad
Mix it on a Wednesday
Sell it on a Thursday
Buy a yacht by Saturday
It's a love song
A love song
Do another interview
Sing a bunch of lies
Tell about celebrities that I despise
And sing love songs
We sing love songs
So sincere
So sincere
(come undone) They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
(come undone) I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
(Come undone) A young pretender and my throne's a broken seat
I come undone
I am scum
Love your son
You've gotta love your son
You've gotta love your son
yeah yeah yeah
Love your son
I am scum
I am scum
(repeat to fade)
So unimpressed but so in awe
Such a saint but such a whore
So self aware so full of shit
So indecisive so adamant
I'm contemplating thinking about thinking
It's so over rated just get another drink in
Watch me come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum
And I'm your son
I come undone
I come undone
So rock and roll so corporate suit
So damn ugly so damn cute
So well trained so animal
So need your love so fuck you all
I'm not scared of dying I just don't want to
If I stop lying I'd just disappoint you
I come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum
And I'm your son
I've come undone
So write another ballad
Mix it on a Wednesday
Sell it on a Thursday
Buy a yacht by Saturday
It's a love song
A love song
Do another interview
Sing a bunch of lies
Tell about celebrities that I despise
And sing love songs
We sing love songs
So sincere
So sincere
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
A young pretender and my throne's a broken seat
I'm your son
I've come undone
I've come undone
I've come undone
I've come undone
I am scum
Love your son
I am scum
With all the will in the world
I'm still powerless
I found myself breaking the girl
The king is half undressed
She's not my saviour
(I don't want your love)
Don't take my seed
(It's not your love that I need)
You're in no danger caressing me
But you're talking to a man I'm not supposed to be
And the clothes remain the same
I fear to face the walk of sham
Been nice to know you
I'm soaking in the morning rain
Find my car forgot your name
Been nice to hold you
Don't feel small
When I don't call
If I could talk I'd tell you
If I ever did don't answer kid
I've only lies to sell you
I'll be your stranger
(I don't want your love)
If you're in need
(It's not your love that I need)
It's odd behaviour seducing me
I'm a million miles away and she's too blind to see
And the clothes remain the same
I fear to face the walk of sham
Been nice to know you
I'm soaking in the morning rain
Find my car forgot your name
Been nice to hold you
Step on board the gravy train
Same old faces different names
You bet your life I will complain
Cause I'm a sensitive boy
The real McCoy
Don't wanna stick me on your bed post
And I never really will forget you
I'm sorry dear have I met you
All that you take from me is coffee and tea and sympathy
And the clothes remain the same
I fear to face the walk of sham
Been nice to know you
I'm soaking in the morning rain
Find my car forgot your name
Been nice to hold you
I have my needs
I hope she leaves
(All that you take from me is coffee and tea and sympathy)
I have my needs
I hope she leaves
(All that you take from me is coffee and tea and sympathy)
And the clothes remain the same
I fear to face the walk of sham
Been nice to know you
I'm soaking in the morning rain
Find my car forgot your name
Been nice to hold you
Is the Richard Gere-Gerbil story true?
Who came third in World War Two?
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
These things I think about,
When I'm out,
With you
What are the holes in biros for?
Which one's which in the Corrs?
Did Geoff Hurst really score?
Coz frankly you're a bore,
And im not,
And if it's leaving season,
Your second on the bill,
If you won't leave me baby,
I'll find someone who will,
I tried love, I'm sorry,
I tried l-love,
Does God ever get it wrong?
Where has Gary Barlow gone?
Why is Christmas day so long?
It just goes on and on ,
And on,
Like you,
And if it's leaving season,
You're second on the bill,
If you won't leave me baby,
I'll find someone who will,
I tried love, I'm sorry,
I tried l-love,
Doo doo doo doo doo do doo dooo doo
I tried love, I'm sorry,
I tried love,
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve?
D'ya think Adam fancied Eve?
What if Eve could not conceive,
And he had to breed with Steve,
We'd all be GAY!
(mumbling)
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Times have changed, our kids are geting worse.
They won't obey their parents, they just wanna fart and curse!
Should we blame the government, or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong,
since Canada came along
Blame Canada, Blame Canada
We need to form as full assault, it's Canada's fault
Don't blame yourself for your son Stan,
He saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
and my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf,
but now when he sees me, he tells me to (gasp) myself
Blame Canada, Blame Canada
Because when Canada is gone,
There'll be no more Celine Dion
Blame Canada, Blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway
Kenny could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's true
instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
HECK NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada
with all their Hockey hallabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada, Blame Canada
all I can say is oy Gevalt, it's Canada's Fault
EVERYBODY!!
Blame Canada, Blame Canada
With Brain Adams' Beady Eyes
Margret Trudeau's friendly thighs
Blame Canada, Shame on Canada!
For the smut we must stop!
The trash we must smash!
The laughter and fun,
this will be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss
before somebody thinks of blaming us!!!
Ser Mejor (Better Man, Spanish version)
Llename la vida
Dame tranquilidad
Calma el temporal
Que hay en mi piel
Dame primaveras
Para disfrutar
Dias que se van
No han de volver
Puede ser que la voz
De tu paz y el amor
Me ayuden a cambiar
Y me hagan ser mejor
Perdona mis manias
No doy para mas
No se aparentar
Soy como soy
Angel de la guarda
Ven y salvame
Salvame del mal
Ayudame
Puede ser que la voz
De tu paz y el amor
Me ayuden a cambiar
Y me hagan ser mejor
Siempre hay en la vida (oportunidad)
Para amar mejor
No hay que amar de mas
Muchos an caido de tanto dar (de tanto dar)
Y de tanto amar
LLename la vida
Dame tranquilidad
Calma el temporal
Que hay en mi piel
Dame primaveras
Para disfrutar
Dias que se van
No han de volver
Puede ser que la voz
De tu paz y el amor
Me ayuden a cambiar
Y me hagan ser mejor
Dear Eva Freedle
Got a brand new needle for you
You said weed was evil
So you're smoking in the lobby in the hotel foyer
It wasn't even noon yet
We didn't want to be too soon yet
But when the sun goes down through the after glow
The night is yours, but your mother should never know
Auf Wiedersehen Berliner Star
You rock like a bastard, bastard
You should have seen her
Everything we did was wunderbar
‘Till God came between us and you fell for Jesus
Eva tore my heart out
I got wasted in action
Does she know, that I am a sucker for,
instant satisfaction
There's nothing more obscene now, seen where I've been
But you learn you know, to see the after glow
You've got to burn to grow, but your
mother should never know
Auf Wiedersehen Berliner Star
You roch like a bastard, blaster
You should have seen her
Everything we did was wunderbar
‘Till God came between us and you fell for Jesus
You are everything, everything,
everything to me
You are everything, everything,
everything to me
You were everything, everything,
everything to me
You were everything, everything,
everything to me
Auf Wiedersehen Berliner Star
You rock like a baster, plaster
You should have seen her
Everything we did was wunderbar
‘Till God came between us and you fell for Jesus
everything, everything, everything to me you are everything, everything,
everything to me
Everything we did was wunderbar
‘Till God came between us and you fell for Jesus
You were everything, thing, thing,
everything to me
I still love you, I do
Everything, everything, everything now
Come into the parish of wisdom
But leave your nervous system
With the bouncer on the door
Sell your innocence
For a decade of decadence
Everything all at once all the time is yours
Don't believe in Jesus Christ
Since i believed in your cocaine
All that praying and wailing will leave a stain
So take your Sunday songs and shove it
Hey now, my baby, maybe now we´re free
With the appliance of science,
We can be anyone, we want to be
They'll come bearing you
And charge the earth for it
If you're lucky they'll let you breathe
So scream as you go faster
If that's the world you're after
But make sure you're home for tea
Don't believe in clever people
Clever people drop the bomb
Don't believe your big and evil
They´re aliens...
So take your rocket science and shove it
Hey now, my baby, maybe now we´re free
With the appliance of science,
we can be anyone, we want to be
Shubidu ...
We interrupt this song for a newsflash
Daisy, the first sheep to be cloned
Has died today at the ripe old age of 101... days
Other news:
Two people burned to death whilst they were on the internet
And now to the sport
Hey now, my baby, maybe now we´re free
With the appliance of science,
we can be anyone, we want to be
(Repeat chorus)
Yo, the name is Batty
The logic is erratic,
Potato in a jacket,
Toys in the attic,
I rock and I ramble,
My brain is scrambled,
Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal
I been brain-fried, electrified, infected and injectified,
Vivosectified and fed pesticides,
My face is all cut up
My radar's all shut up
Nurse I need a check-up from the neck up,
I'm Batty
It seems to have no effect doctor
They used and abused me,
Battered and bruised me,
Red wires green wires stuck em' right through me,
So hear my Batty word,
And excersise a little prudence,
When dealing with humans,
*people talking*
Phone call Mr Darwin
All the graduate students please move closer..
scapel, more nitrous oxide
The eye makeup when inserted rectly seems to have some effect
Remove the brain cap
You notice by dipping the bat in a series of pain..
After a 6 hundred packs of cigeretts
The animal seems to exhibit some..
I said orally
OMG I'm reading by my genitals
Insert the electro.. we're losing him
Seems to have no effect doctor
Wait, get me another one.. get me another animal!
Look professor they dance up and down just like elvis
Fine, strap him down, if he moves medicate him,
Medicate him, medicate me!
Seems to have no effect doctor
Thank you nurse,
Why don't you ever call me?
*people talking*
Doesn't seem like animals comprehend any pain,
They just get used to it!
Cause I'm a real fruit bat and I'm ready to rap,
I'm ready to snap,
I suffer from sciatica and chapped lips,
And jock itch,
Like a rocket in my pocket and a need to scratch,
But now I can't stop it,
I'm Batty...
I'm a real fruit bat and my logic is erratic,
I'm Batty...
Its my batty rap
Shave his head its just and animal!
My batty rap..
If you just take a little off the sides
Who's Batty? Moi
SPOKEN: "Gonna do something you might know, But don't worry it gets better at the chorus"
I guess now it's time
For me to throw up
I feel it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick mark
Still on your coffee cup,
Wash it off
Got a fist of pure emotion
Got a head of shattered dreams
Gotta leave it,
Gotta leave it all behind me now
[CHORUS SHOUTED LOUD & EXCITEDLY!]
Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong
Just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood
Unaware but underlined
I figured out the story
It wasn't good
And in the corner of a mind
I celebrated glory
But it wasn't to be
In the twist of separation
You excelled at being free
Can't you find a little room inside for me
[CHORUS SHOUTED LOUD & EXCITEDLY!]
Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong
Just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood
And we'll be together, this time is forever
(ed note: Rob forgot the words again *g*)
So complete in our love
We will never be uncovered again Mosh!
[CHORUS SHOUTED LOUD & EXCITEDLY!]
Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong
Just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood
You say i'm sick and tired,
I'm feeling sick and tired,
I walked and told the truth,
Do you wish I stayed and lied.
Coz she said that you said that I said,
She said that I said the loves dead,
well I try to explain don't expect you to be the same.
All this rockin rollercoster and emotional ride,
We were just an average 'b' side,
We were just an aversge 'b' side.
We watched the past run by,
On the silver screens,
we played our parts and died,
Scene by scene.
Coz she said that you said that I said,
She said that I said the loves dead,
Well i'll try to explain don't expect you to feel the same.
All this rockin rollercoster and emotional ride,
We were just an average 'b' side,
We were just an average 'b' side.
Pretend you like me,
Pretend I like you,
Pretend, Pretend, Pretend,
This is not happning,
(rockin rollercoster and emotional ride)
This is not happning,
(we were just an average 'b' side)
This is not happning,
(rocking roller coster and emotional ride)
We were just an average 'b' side,
We were just an average 'b' side,
We were just an average 'b' side.
One eye on the shadows protecting his fellows
From sun up to the moon on his back
Sent the villains to Hades
A hit with the ladies
A stallion in the sack
You can’t get your life back
When right follows left Jack
The more you see the less you know
When others would leak it
His service is secret
Plays God when it’s your time to go
Queen and country safe and sound
With villians six feet underground
And no one knows cause no one’s found
Any trace of a man for all seasons
Loves them and leaves them alone, so alone
And you and I wouldn’t have a clue
Who's doing what, why, when and who,
Up the creek with no canoe,
Watch out for the man for all seasons
Loves them and leaves them alone, so alone
But safe at home
From the House of Lords
Saving Norfolk Broads
Commoners and landed gentry
His word his bond
Whether brunette or blonde
Baby it’s so elementary
For the man never messed up your life with one stare
See the film you’ll know how it goes
But this ain’t no fiction
Just check the diction quid pro quo a pro´s pro
Fellas
Don’t be jealous
When they made him they broke the mould
So charismatic,
Willing, automatic
Never prematurely shooting his load
Queen and country safe and sound
With villians six feet underground
And no one knows cause no one’s found
Any trace of a man for all seasons
Loves them and leaves them alone, so alone
And you and I wouldn’t have a clue
Who's doing what, why, when and who,
Up the creek with no canoe,
Watch out for the man for all seasons
Loves them and leaves them alone, so alone
But safe at home
1974
Into bursting, into flames
You burn so brightly
To shame the shamed
Feeling feelings, were never yours
You woke up screaming
1974
1974
74, 74, 74, 74
Child of the 80's
The Hillsborough crush
That girl in the fourth year
That was up the duff
Lisa Parkes I loved you
But you never saw
A year below you
1974
1974
You're face now fear here
You're getting skanks
Must be a reason
why i'm shooting blanks
If you were the somewhere
Right in my life
The only saviour
You're mine tonight
Big wheel turning
Down by the river
Found my calling
Down by the river
Wanna live forever
So far so good
Now I trust myself better
God I wish you would
I've never been unfaithful
Good with the law
I know I've been faithful
1974
1974
I'll die in your footsteps
Trade on your name
I'll kill you with kindness
If you hurt me again
Standing in the rain
Thinking of you tonight
I've been searching for a meaning
Trying to find a wife
Loving all persons
To make it alright
I've been singing in the rain
Watching over you tonight
Stunned by the saddest
songs she used to sing
Don't look for tomorrow today
Goodbye dear Sunday
It's been fun now it's Monday
Everything's coming up roses
Child of the 80's
1974
Child of the 80's
1974
Child of the 80's
1974
Child of the 80's
1974
Teenage Millionarie
[Announcer:]
Hi out there. This is Shaun Goldberg and you're listening to W.A.N.K.
This evening I've got someone really interesting with me.
He's over from old England and his name is... Robbie Williams.
[Rob:]
Cor blimey bleedin' Mary Poppins!
[Announcer:]
Great, right on! You know we've been hearing about this boy band that was really big over there.
Can you tell us a little bit about it Robbie
[Rob:]
First of all, I'd like to say thank you very much for having me in the first place
but to answer your question I can't really answer it.
I suppose it was a bit like this..................
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Riding in your limos
Hanging with your bimbos
Riding my old faithful
Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable
Kipper in the papers
Coke and whisky chasers
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
Services for Britain
Pouting like a kitten
Dinner with Diana
I'm a social Stokey spanner
Waiting for my knighthood
She can pin it on my manhood
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire
(It works out sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of money)
Bothered Judy Garland
When I ordered Barbara Cartland
Champagne in my bidet
The press all had a field day
You may think it's an outrage
My cleaner¡äs wearing bondage
She makes my place a mess
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire
Come on waif
It looks as if you need a good feeling
Cheap Love Song
Take your time, to unwind
You will find it's love you are living
Clear the space, find a place
You will see it's love you are giving.
Take you time to make things last
Love for the future, not the past
I can't change the way I am
This is all I got, this Cheap Love Song
Take your time, make it rhyme
You will see it's all believing
One fine day, we'll find a way
You will reach your own destination.
Seven clowns with different faces
Love we've lost, but we're still chasing
One day we'll leave this town,
It's all we've got, this Cheap Love Song.
Take your time, feel fine
You will see, it's all believing.
One fine day, we'll find a way
You will reach your own destination.
Come on, carry on now...
Better make a try now...
Hold your head up high now...
Win love.
It's nothing superficial,
Been wrote to break the dish, oh
I'm making it 'ficial
In love.
Carry on now...
Deceiving Is Believing
I always have an alibi
You allow me there
But tonight I have no conscience
So what comes after that
You're coming down already
This high won't see us through
Nothing I can change now
I've learnt to lie to you
What happened to me
What happened to you
You were pulling me on
I was leading you through
Lie to me
I always had a vision
That love would see us through
But what's the point in wishing
When my dreams depend on you
Gonna need support now
Your friends can gather round
And you can tell them stories
On how I let you down
What happened to me
What happened to you
You were pulling me on
I was leading you through
Lie to me
Deceiving is believing
Deceiving is believing
Deceiving is believing
Deceiving is believing
I'm much too young to be cynical
It's you that makes me miserable
Can you tell a lie through a smile
In bed we always deviate
And I'm the one who comes too late
These things hide inside of my mind, my mind
I always have an alibi
You allow me there
But tonight I have no conscience
So what comes after that
What happened to me
What happened to you
You were pulling me on
I was leading you through
Lie to me
Lie to me
Lie to me
Deceiving is believing
Believing
Believing
Believing
Believe
Falling In Bed (Again)
I met her at an aftershow party
I said have we met before
She said hardly
She had a curry stain
That was down her cardie
But her teeth were clean
So I said smartly
I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to
She was educated at this school called RADA
She was made to go by her mother
And financed by her father
She said Room 211 and I said (laugh) rather
I got her name wrong once or twice
I said I'll call ya Carol, yeah
She said that would be nice
I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
My Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to
So I strolls of to the reception
And I ask for me room key
The Maitre'D - Hello
He seemed pleased to meet me
I went to the lift and pressed button two
But very discreetly
The doors close and she went for my briefs
See me
Falling in bed again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate in you
If you ask me to
Ohhhhh to
But in the throws of passion
It hit me right between the head
I looked down at her
She had a bit of cabbage stuck between her teeth
And I said
I think I'm in love with ya
I want ya kids an' getting married to ya
And she said
Chill out
Rome wasn't built in a day
And I said I wasn't on that job
John's Gay
We've learnt to kick a ball, but we're not quite cynical
And we've written on the wall, John's gay He's gay
And Janet's friends with John and she says that we're all scum
He just gets his homework done and won't play not today
What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Martin grew out of his A-team vest
And nicked the pedals off my BMX
And he says that he's had sex with a girl, for effect
I lost my virginity, the year above us had discovered E
And I said it weren't for me, twelve pounds, fifty
What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen
We hide in bandstands and talk in the dark
Rain's never cold when you're young
We were devoted to us from the start
I know too much how to feel ... young
We've learnt to kick a ball, and we're not quite cynical
And we've written on the wall, John's gay He's gay
What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen
What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen ... young
Coke Tears
[Spoken: Ok settle down you all, settle down lady,
he's gonna be on stage real soon, that's right Mama put
your popcorn down, he's turning to the band, yeah he's running his
legs off, ladies and gentlemen Mr Robbie Williams ]
Just because your dyslexic
Doesn't mean your not fake
We know you're not that stupid
You'll marry someone rich
Bet you won't steal his watch
When your down by near his crotch
That'll explain the itch
You were such a lying bitch
I know you hold my suitcase
Down in Kensington
And you were screwing Ewen
When I wasn't in.
Did it to me, you'll do it to him
Your friends just gave me grief
I will make this brief
You were such a lousy thief
You were such a lousy thief
But you were good in bed
You were good in bed
So good in bed
Now you tell my girlfriend
That I'll never change
You've been up since Wednesday
Don't you find that strange
You're ex-boyfriend is deranged
You'll tell them down in Browns
Haven't been for years
It's full of coke tears
Full of coke tears
Full of coke tears
But you were good in bed
Good in bed
[Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you on behalf
of Mr Robbie Williams and the band, you've been a fantastic
audience. Robbie's opened his heart out to you tonight and you've
really taken him on board. Remember the name and whenever
he's in the neighbourhood, you get yourselves down there alright.
It's been a great evening, thank you very much. Robbie Williams
has now left the buidling....................Oh no, I'm afriad he's come
back for his coke - now he's left the buidling - thank you very
much - thank you very much. ]
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah...
I know I stand in line
Until you think you have the time
To spend an evening with me
And if we go someplace to dance
I know that there's a chance
You won't be leaving with me
Then afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
And have a drink or two
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid
Like I love you
I can see it in your eyes
You still despise the same old lines
You heard the night before
And though it's just a line to you
For me it's true
And never seemed so right before
I practice every day to find some clever
lines to say
To make the meaning come true
But then I think I'll wait until the evening
gets late
And I'm alone with you
The time is right
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
And oh the night's so blue
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid
Like I love you
Can you hear me?
In your face
There's nowt left
They have defaced
The marks you left upon the wall
The writing's not on there at all
Can you stand what you stood for
Are you more normal than before?
Goodbye to the normals
Goodbye to the normals
In your place
There's just chaps
The kids aren't alright
They know they're born today
Reaching out to feel the sun
At the time it seemed like fun
I was there when you got done
Lived for two weeks by the surf
We used to know what we were worth
Before the normals fell to earth
Goodbye to the normals
Goodbye to the normals
Whatever happened to
The mean mortals crew
The fine young casuals
Blew a fuse
And all the Burslem lads
Now that they're all dads
They meant so much to me
It makes me sad
In your wake
Woohoo!
Hey hey here comes no-one
Another friend to have a go on
And she asks me do I miss her when shes gone
And I reply as much as I miss anyone
Oh! Woohoo
And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
Theres a space between us
So jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
Is a face between us
Hey lord forgive us if we're wrong
Make sure that he never hears this song
And she says that I'm the opposite of a hallmark card
She asks me how I'm feeling well
I don't want to think that hard
Oh! Woohoo!
And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
Theres a space between us
Jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
Is a face between us
It's the late show now
How does the late show end?
Well if God is in, the details
Thank God that you're my friend
I have a friend again
You're my friend again
My gay friend
Oh! Woohoo! Erhh
So jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
Is a face between us
And I'll be your gay friend
As your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us
If a man could beat his own fantasy
Then to only breed in captivity
Is pointless
I've been doing what I like when I like how I like it's
joyless
Only you know me
What a waste of all this peace ,
Baby steps and two more sleeps
Till I get to say sorry
I get hysterical, historical; of love is just chemical
Give us something to stop me
Only you know me
Since you went away, my heart breaks everyday
You don't know cos you're not there
You simply found the words to make a lot of feelings
fade away -or(our model feelings)
Only you know me
I'm doin' fine
And the sun often shines
What are you thinking?
At the worst of my mind
With this thunderbird wine
Baby, I'm drinking-
Only you know me
Since you went away, my heart breaks everyday
You don't know cos you're not there
You simply found the words to make a lot of feelings
fade away
Only you know me
Only you know me
Since you went away, my heart breaks everyday
You don't know cos you're not there
You simply found the words to make a lot of feelings
fade away-or(our model feelings)
Only you know me
Only you know me
Only you
Only you
In this bag of stuff i brought to you,
You didn't mind sorting it through.
You would never be the trouble and strife,
If i made you my swiss army wife.
I could give this up,
I could walk away.
It doesn't fill me up, it didn't anyway
I won't do that to you, won't
do that to you.
I don't mind when the boys look at you,
if i was them, i'd be doing it too.
I mean more to you than handbag and shoes,
so sorry, there's been a few.
I could give this up,
I don't dress too much.
Could i give it up?
All is given up.
I won't do that to you.
Won't do that to you,
Do that to you won't
Do that to you.
Suddenly i'm not the jealous guy,
Another sign that we're doing it right
I could give this up, i could walk away,
Cause you fill me up.
Each and every day.
I promise that
I won't do that to you.
Won't do that to you,
do that to you won't
do that to you.
Won't do that to you,
won't do that to you,
do that to you won't
do that to you.
Do that to you, won't
We didn't think it'd last beyond summer
I met her father she met my mother
We didn't have anywhere else to go
She said to me when we grow older
Will we still need young love on
Our shoulders
Does it just fade away
Will we ever know?
She touched my face and called me
Her lover
I never thought that I'd need another
Your cool suburban sun
You're foolin' every one
You win some you lose some
I didn't know what we had found
Just caught the bus and rode it to town
She wouldn't notice anything else but me
Your cool suburban sun
You're foolin' every one
You win some you lose some
Dancing at discos
And moaning at phone bills
Torremolinos and sun burnt in high heels
Swap it and sell it
And drop it and smell it
All those years ago
She touched my face and called me
Her lover
I never thought that I'd need another
Your cool suburban sun
You're foolin' every one
You win some you lose some
Your cool suburban sun
You're foolin' every one
You win some you lose some
Now it's gone, now it's gone,
You win some, you lose some
Now it's gone, now it's gone,
You win some, you lose some
Now it's gone, now it's gone,
You win some, you lose some
Now it's gone, now it's gone,
You win some, you lose some
Peace on earth see two old men
We're gonna get boozed up again
I'm an actor, pope, messiahs
Roastin' oats on open fires
Pushed to find three wise men
You definitely won't find a virgin
It ain't my rounds, so I'll be cheering
I believe in Christmas
What do you believe in
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
Cause we believe in Christmas time
Happy birthday Jesus Christ
Here's the Spice Girls' merchandise
Got Christmas spirit without a doubt
Poor old Santa while he's out
I don't care if lords are leaping
I take a get to the back
While they are sleeping
And make sure that they won't be breathing
I believe in Christmas
What do you believe in
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
You sit and scream at all the scandal
That put the monkey on your back
Don't put your idols on a mantel
You'll only want your money back
Don't slap my face and call me brother
Lend a hand and knock me out
So one disciple to another
What's this really about
Are we united?
'Cos I'm really not that sure
When you've decided
Spread some love and ask for more
I sit and think about my maker
And what he's got in store for me
I wanna be a right-on daddy
Protect my wife and family
Are we united?
'Cos I'm really not that sure
When you've decided
Spread some love and ask for more
Are we united?
'Cos I'm really not that sure
When you've decided
Spread some love and ask for more
Runnin' out of love
Got a pain in my head
It's bringing me down
God send me something
Got a gun on my hip
Real tight grip
Don't give me no lip
Boy send me something
When a woman needs a man
Man do what you can
Lend them a hand
And send them something
Send them something
Are we united?
'Cos I'm really not that sure
When you've decided
Spread some love and ask for more
Have you decided
To spread some love and ask for more
Have you decided
You can't manufacture a miracle
The silence was pitiful that day.
A love is getting too cynical
Passion's just physical these days
You analyze everyone you meet
But get no sign, love ain't kind
every night you admit defeat
and cry yourself blind
If you can't wake up in the morning
Cause your bed lies vacant at night
If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely
Can't control it, try as you might
May you find that love that won't leave you
May you find it by the end of the day
You won't be lost, hurt, tired and lonely
Something beautiful will come your way
The DJ said on the radio
Life should be stereo, each day
In the past you cast the unsuitable
Instead of some kind of beautiful, you just couldn't wait
All your friends think you're satisfied
But they can't see your soul no, no, no
Forgot the time feeling petrified, when they lived alone
Some kind of beautiful (will come your way)
All your friends think you're satisfied
But they can't see your soul no no no
Forgot the time feeling petrified
First they ignore you, then laugh at you and hate you
Then they fight you, then you win
When the truth dies, very bad things happen
They're being heartless again
I know it's coming
There's gonna be violence
I've taken as much
As I'm willing to take
Why do you think
We should suffer in silence?
When a heart is broken
There's nothing to break
You've been mixing with some very heavy faces
The boys have done a bit of bird
They don't kill their own when they all love their mothers
But you're out of your depth son, have a word
I know it's coming
There's gonna be violence
I've taken as much
As I'm willing to take
Why do you think
We should suffer in silence?
The heart is broken
There's nothing to break
All is wonderful in this life
Dreaming of the sun she warms
You should see me in the afterlife
Picking up the sons of dust
When you think we're lost, we're exploring
What you think is worthless, I'm adoring
You don't want the truth, truth is boring
I got this fever
Need to leave the house, leave the car
Leave the bad men where they are
Leave a few shells in my gun
And stop me staring at the sun
I know it's coming
There's gonna be violence
I've taken as much
As I'm willing to take
Why do you say
We should suffer in silence?
My heart is broken
There's nothing to break
I know it's coming
There's gonna be violence
I've taken as much
As I'm willing to take
Why do you think
We should suffer in silence?
The heart is broken
There's nothing to break
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But names can burn a happy home
It's true
I've got words for you
The past is done
It's gone forever is done
Don't tell me my pain is pleasure
You, you haven't got a clue
Oh, I wanna cry but I don't make a sound
I'm your child and your child is feeling down
Everybodys toxic in this town
All gods children fade and die
In the name of lets get high
And then, we do it again
I pray the lord, my soul to keep
That when you coming down I'll be asleep
I can't pretend, it's killing me again
Oh, I wanna cry but I don't make a sound
I'm your child and your child is feeling down
Everybodys toxic in this town
Call me in my lord I'm coming down
(Coming down)
Call me in my lord I'm coming down
Oh, I wanna cry but I don't make a sound
I'm your child and your child is feeling down
Everybodys toxic in this town
Oh, I wanna cry but I don't make a sound
I'm your child and your child is feeling down
Everybodys toxic in this town
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But names can burn a happy home
It's true
Ev'ry night I sit here by my window (window)
Starin' at the lonely avenue (avenue)
Watching lovers holdin' hand 'n' laughin' (laughin')
And thinkin' 'bout the things we used to do
(Thinkin' of things) Like a walk in the park
(Things) Like a kiss in the dark
(Things) Like a sailboat ride
(Yeah-yeah) What about the night we cried?
Things like a lover's vow
Things that we don't do now
Thinkin' 'bout the things we used to do
Memories are all I have to cling to (cling to)
And heartaches are the friends I'm talkin' to (talkin' to)
When I'm not thinkin' of-a just how much I love you (love you)
Well, I'm-a thinkin' 'bout the things we used to do
I still can hear the jukebox softly playin' (playin')
And the face I see each day belongs to you (belongs to you)
Though there's not a single sound and there's nobody else around
Well, it's-a just me thinkin' of the things we used to do
And the heartaches are the friends I'm talkin' to
Ya got me thinkin' 'bout the things we used to do
There she goes
There she goes again
Chasing through my face
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she goes
There she goes again
Chasing down my lane
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she goes
There she goes again
She calls my name
She calls my name
No one else could feel my pain
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she goes
There she goes again
Running through my veins
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains
There she goes
There she goes
They're out of sorts in Sunderland
And terribly cross in Kent
They're down in Hull
And the isle of Mall
Is seething with discontent
They're nervous in northumberland
And Devon is down the drain
They're filled with wrath on Firth of Forth
And sullen on Salisbury plain
In Dublin they're depressed lads
Maybe because they're Celts
For drake is hurrying West, lads
And so is everyone else
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Misery is here to stay
There are bad times just around the corner
There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky
And it's no good whining
About a silver lining
For we know from experience they won't roll by
With a scowl and a frown we'll keep our peckers down
And prepare for depression and doom and dread
We're going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bag
And wait until we drop down dead
They're nervous in Nigeria
They're all going crazy in Crete
In Bucharest they're so depressed
They're frightend to cross the streets
In maine the melancholia
Is deeper than tongue can tell
In Monako all the croupiers know
They haven't a hope in hell
In far away Australia
Each wallaby is well aware
The world's a total failure
Without any time to spare
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Suffering and dismay
There are bad times just around the corner
The horizon is gloomy as can be
There are black birds over
The greyish cliffs of Dover
And the rats are preparing to leave the BBC
We're unhappy breed and very bored indeed
When reminded of something that Nelson said
While the press and the politicians nag, nag, nag
We'll wait until we drop down dead
There are bad times just around the corner
And the outlook's absolutely vile
There are home fires smoking from Windermere to Woking
And we're not going to tighten our belt and
Smile Smile Smile
At the sound of shots
We'd just as soon as not
Get a hot water bottle and go to bed
We're going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bag
And wait until we drop down dead
I like your story
Land of Hope and Glory
You see the trouble with me
I've got a head full of fuck
I'm a basket case
I don't think I can love, love, love
You see the trouble with you
Is you're in love with me
What a strange thing to do
What a brave place to be
So we dive
On sunset strip
A heart so deep
I drown in it
And as it breaks
I swim through cracks
And leave with words
I can't take back
You see the trouble with me
Monkey see monkey do
There's no u in tomorrow
A better offer came through
You see the trouble with you
There's no trouble with you
So when you say that you love me
That stops me loving you
So she stays
On sunset strip
A heart so full
I drown in it
She's waiting for
My words to break
The one true love
I couldn't make
So she walks
That golden mile
Men will try
And catch her eye
We both know
What could have been
On sunset strip
You've done it all, you've broken every code
and pulled the Rebel to the floor
You spoilt the game, no matter what you say
for only metal - what a bore!
Blue eyes, blue eyes, how come you tell so many lies?
Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild
Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild
MR TOM JONES!
Baby take off your coat (Tell 'em Tom!)
Real slow
Baby take off your shoes
I'll help you take off your shoes
you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live
well, you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
well, you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
well, you can leave your hat on
Leave it on, Leave it on,
Leave it on, Leave it on,
Leave it on, Leave it on,
Leave it on,
You can leave your hat on - yeah.
one two three
one two three yeah
You gotta know how to pony
like Mony Baronie.
Mashed potato,
do the alligator.
Put your hand on your hip,
let your backbone slip.
Do the Watusi
like your Aunt Lucy.
Na na na na na...
You gotta know how to pony
like Mony Baronie.
You gotta mashed potato,
you gotta alligator.
Put your hand on your hip,
let your backbone slip.
Do the Watusi
like your Aunt Lucy.
Na na na na na...
Yes!
Sing it with us now!
Na na na na na...
Long tall Sally
Jump back in that alley babe
Put your hand on your hip,
Principal actors to the stage please,
Act One is about to begin in 8 seconds.
First you can't act, now you can't stop,
(What's my motivation?)
I used to like you... a lot,
(I was the class nerd)
Exactly who I'm s'posed to be,
(I'm totally Strasberg)
You play a doctor on TV,
(What you're doing is SO brave)
Deep down you're dirty but you try,
(I'm a good person)
The truth would break you so you lie,
(I want my work to matter)
It's in the choices that you make,
(I want to inspire)
No talent, just fate.
I don't know where you begin,
I end, we start
Again,
They need, you love,
We all watch
The Actor Acting.
Good from far but far from good,
(All I have is my instinct)
You love to act, I wish you would,
(It's not acting, it's re-acting)
Act like you're not from out of space,
(When I'm on stage I feel alive)
You know ambition isn't grace,
(For me it's the craft)
Made of Sex, Maida Vale,
(Would I do better in New York)
You are the Alpha Male,
(I'm just too pretty for that role)
You are the good, you are the great,
(The words have power)
Now let me fill you with my hate.
Monroe,
(Monroe)
Barrymore,
(Barrymore)
Mansfield,
(MANSFIELD)
D-d-d-d-Dame d-Dame d-Dame Judi Dench,
(Judi Dench)
Madonna Ritchie,
(Ritchie)
Ritchie, Ritchie, Ritchie.
Streep,
Close,
Hepburn,
Burt Reynolds.
Niven,
Danson,
Bundy,
BARDOT.
Joaquin,
Joaquin,
Joaquin,
Joaquin,
Joaquin,
(Joaquin)
Joaquin,
(Joaquin)
Joaquin,
(Joaquin)
SWANK.
In the future,
Everybody will be anonymous for fifteen minutes,
You are, we all are a test card,
The stars of CCTV,
Picking up the story from where I left off, it's 1990 now so school can fuck off
I got no GCSEs, nothing higher than a D,
I couldn't tell me mum because she'd batter me
Me and ?? sat on the bowling green, life is a shitter
We had five quid between us, bought us six cans of bitter
I took me ten Benson home and I smoked through the sorrow
If I could just avoid me mum maybe I'll tell her tomorrow
I stumbled through the door and said "Mum, it's like this."
She said "That man's been on the phone and you've made the list!
You're in that boy band, son, come and giz a kiss!"
Phoned up Martin and Rich and carried on getting pissed
"Boys I don't believe it, I'm gonna be famous!
Pick you up in a Porsche and buy you lots of trainers."
I met the other guys, one seemed like a cock
I think it's gonna be like New Kids on The Block
I cant be bothered, cuz I'm lazy
I hate those that hate me
I cant forgive and it's crazy, baby
Now I'm a video star
Do you know who you are, baby?
I adopted four brothers, some I liked more than others
One was like a brother from another mother
But the lead singer made it hard to like him
And I still loved him, to spite him
The first three months, you know, I nearly quit
I played snooker with me dad he said "Don't be a dick!
Unload the bullets, your mind is a gun,
You're gonna shoot yourself when they're number one!"
I cant be bothered, cuz I'm lazy
I hate those that hate me
I cant forgive and it's crazy, baby
Now I'm a video star
Do you know who you are, baby?
Now it's dinner with Versace, lunch with Princess Diana
And I'm gonna get battered if I go out with ??
Because as much as we were loved we were also hated
The boys got jealous cuz the girls got ??
Now we're famous and that, and we're dancing and that
And I'm thinking "I can't see! Why am I stood at the back?"
So fuck the band give me some ??
So now we're all a bag of nerves and not a band of brothers
I cant be bothered, cuz I'm lazy
I hate those that hate me
I cant forgive and it's crazy, baby
Now I'm a video star
Do you know who you are, baby?
And now it's breaking my heart because the dream's turned to shit
It ain't broke but I'll break it in a little bit
And I'm always in trouble but I've stopped saying sorry
Everybody's worried "What the fuck's wrong with Robbie?
He's not answering his phone, he's not talking to me
I saw him on the telly at Glastonbury."
And now I'm running away from everything that I've been
And I'm pissed and I'm fucked and I'm only nineteen
I can't perform no more, I can't perform no more
But the boys know I'm fucked and so they show me the door
And if truth be told I wasn't fit enough to stay
So I put me head down and walked away.
That was the 90s; 90 to 95
I cant be bothered, cuz I'm lazy
I hate those that hate me
I cant forgive and it's crazy, baby
Now I'm a video star
Hi out there. This is Shaun Goldberg and you're listening to W.A.N.K.
This evening I've got someone really interesting with me.
He's over from old England and his name is... Robbie Williams.
Cor blimey bleedin' Mary Poppins!
Great, right on! You know we've been hearing about this boy band that was really big over there.
Can you tell us a little bit about it Robbie?
First of all, I'd like to say thank you very much for having me in the first place
but to answer your question I can't really answer it.
I suppose it was a bit like this..................
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Riding in your limos
Hanging with your bimbos
Riding my old faithful
Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable
Kipper in the papers
Coke and whisky chasers
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
Services for Britain
Pouting like a kitten
Dinner with Diana
I'm a social Stokey spanner
Waiting for my knighthood
She can pin it on my manhood
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire
(It works out sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of money)
Bothered Judy Garland
When I ordered Barbara Cartland
Champagne in my bidet
The press all had a field day
You may think it's an outrage
My cleaner¡äs wearing bondage
She makes my place a mess
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire
Come on waif
Sleep sleep feel the deep get
Away from the death of it all
Don't you wanna see what
You could have won.
Bittersweet your defeat baby
I'm much sicker than you
All you are is colours
And your colours run.
Isn't it genius that you can't deny
You just keep on doing harm
Could only see the sense in being superblind
And just keep on keeping on.
I can't help thinkin' 'bout me
Put a thought in for me
I'm the genius behind me
Maybe I shouldn't have said it.
And here in the century
What will they think
When they think about me.
Here it is, what a lie say
A prayer for the way it should be
We are people that don't believe
Wish your mother wouldn't bother
Won't she just stay out of your mind
Why should they stay when you make them leave.
Isn't it genius that you can't deny
You just keep on doing harm
Could only see the sense in being superblind
And just keep on keeping on.
I can't help thinkin' 'bout me
Put a thought in for me
I'm the genius behind me
Maybe I shouldn't have said it.
And here in the century
What will they think
When they think about me.
I can't help thinkin' 'bout me
Won't you put a prayer in for me
You can talk and think about me.
It's like these rocks know when we're dancing
We can pray our way out of this'
You're like a new wave old romantic
Try to break our heart but get stuck on it.
When you're superblind
Keep you out of mind
'Cause we all know
My breath smells of a thousand fags
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
I've started to dress a bit like him
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Kiss but without the make up
And that's a good line to take it to
The bridge
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
My bed's full of takeaways and fantasies
Of easy lays
The pause button's broke on my video
And is this real cos I feel fake
Oprah Winfrey Ricki Lake
Teach me things I don't need to know
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And it's starting to show so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
If I did it all again I'd be a nun
The rain was never cold when I was young
I'm still young we're still young
Life's too short to be afraid
Step inside the sun
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air,
The monkey thought that everything
was on the square.
The buzzard tried to throw the monkey
off his back,
The monkey grabbed his neck and said,
"Now listen, Jack..."
Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.
Ain't no use in divin',
What's the use in jivin'?
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.
The buzzard told the monkey,
You're chokin' me.
Release your hold and I'll set you free.
The monkey looked the buzzard right
dead in the eye and said,
Your story's so touching, but it sounds
jes' like a lie.
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and stay right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and stay right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow - your - top.
I've been hanging around
Just in case you fall in love with me
I know you have doubts
I hear when you shout
Cos I understand you see
I was concerned when you said
You'd rather wake up dead
Than spend a day with me
I know that's not you
I know and it's true
They don't understand you like I do
I've been hanging around
Just in case you fall in love with me
I know you have doubts
I hear when you shout
Cos I understand you see
Hi, it's me again...Yay, I got on parole!
Yeah, umm..If you could just..er..pick up the phone,
I'd like to talk to you, please!
I've seen misery
And have a strange empathy
With the woman who kidnaps her lover
This love ain't a dream
I know it's obscene
The calls that I left for your mother
I've been hanging around
Just in case you fall in love with me
I know you have doubts
I hear when you shout
Cos I understand you see
I love you, too...everyday...perhaps someday we could meet...
face to face this time...
I'm sorry about that letter I sent you...
the newspaper cuttings and stuff...and blood...
I've been hanging around
Just in case you fall in love with me
I know you have doubts
I hear you when you shout
Cos I understand you see
Come join the band
Come shag the damned
God I blow them away
A heart of chrome
A broken home
I got plenty to say
Who are you doing?
Don't spoil my day
A bigger better offer baby
He's on his way
You gotta love LA
I feel gigantic
Gonna burst a vein
I'm stopping traffic
'Cause they dig the fame
And I'm just the same
So Ebay baby
Haven't seen you lately
Do you still give it away
So get my peeps
To call your peeps
'Cause we've got nothing to say
Don't feed the models
Don't look at police
Don't go to Crenshaw boule
'Cause whitey can get fleeced
God I love LA
I feel gigantic
Gonna burst a vein
I'm stopping traffic
'Cause I dig the fame
I'm hearing voices, voices
Like a jumbo jay
Too many choices, choices
Gotta love LA
Californi-a .. USA baby
Who you doing baby?
Don't spoil my day
You've been gloating lately baby
And I dig LA
I'd have to say
I feel gigantic
Gonna burst a vein
I'm stopping traffic
I kinda dig the fame
I'm hearing voices voices
I've gotta jumbo jay
Too many choices, choices
Gotta love LA
Californi-a
Singing for the lonely
You're not the only ones who feel this
So scared of what we're doing
All the time
Here comes wasted head-space
Paranoia
Anger, misplaced feelings
Leave me nowhere
All the time
I don't wake up early every morning
'Cause the more I sleep the less I have to say
Scared of you always thinking that I'm boring
Stop me yawning my life away
Tender young confusion
Send black mariah for blue delusions
Lays heavy oh so heavy
On my mind
I'm so sick of people's expectations
Leaves me tired all the time
If your home's full of useless aggravation
Then don't bring it to mine
I seem to spend my life
Just waiting for the chorus
'Cause the verse is never nearly
Good enough
The hooligan half of me
That steals from Woolworths
While the other lives for love
I'm so sick of people's expectations
Leaves me tired all the time
If your home's full of worthless aggravation
Then don't bring it to mine
Singing for the lonely
We're not the only ones who feel this
So scared of what I'm doing
All the time
Singing for the Lonely
We're not the only ones who feel this
Scared of what we're doing
I was her she was me
We were one we were free
And if there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
We were young we were wrong
We were fine all along
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
When you get to where you wanna go
And you know the things you wanna know
You're smiling
When you said what you wanna say
And you know the way you wanna play
You'll be so high you'll be flying
Though the sea will be strong
I know we'll carry on
Cos if there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
When you get to where you wanna go
And you know the things you wanna know
You're smiling
When you said what you wanna say
And you know the way you wanna say it
You'll be so high you'll be flying
I was her she was me
We were one we were free
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
Yeah she's the one
If there's somebody calling me on
She's the one
She's the one
If there's somebody calling me on
Ah, yeah, yeah
Oh Baby
She is calling
And you don't want to answer back
I'm falling
Trying to find my way back
Maybe I'll never know
Where I've been (what I've seen)
I hope she'll meet me inbetween
So I hope I get through this hurricane
And teach me how to smile again
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She don't even try (She makes me high)
And I wanna know why (why, why, why)
Do, do, do, hey yeah
Do, do, do
The world's calling
And it's falling at your feet
And you're sorry
Is it so hard to believe
There's an innocence surrounding you
I see the way that people look at you
So hold my hand through this hurricane
And teach me how to smile again
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She don't even try (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
And I wanna know why (why, why, why)
She puts her turn out
She is good
She suits me like
I wish you would
She is honest now
She is true
She's the complete
Opposite of you (cheers, applause)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
(Why) I wanna know
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
And I wanna know why
Well, there's three versions of this story
Mine and yours and then the truth
And we can put it down to circumstance
Our childhood, then our youth
Out of some sentimental gain I wanted you to feel my pain
But it came back return to sender
I read your mind and tried to call, my tears could fill the Albert Hall
Is this the sound of sweet surrender?
What a shame we never listened
I told you through the television
And all that went away was the price we paid
People spend a lifetime this way
Oh, what a shame
So I got busy throwing everybody
Underneath the bus, oh
And with your poster thirty foot high
At the back of Toys R Us
I wrote a letter in my mind, but the words were so unkind
About a man I can't remember
I don't recall the reasons why, I must have meant them at the time
Is this the sound of sweet surrender?
What a shame we never listened
I told you through the television
And all that went away was the price we paid
People spend a lifetime this way
And that's how they stay
Oh, what a shame
Words come easy
When they're true
Words come easy
When they're true
So I got busy throwing everybody underneath the bus
And with your poster thirty foot high at the back of Toys R Us
Now we can put it down to circumstance
Our childhood, then our youth
What a shame we never listened
I told you through the television
And all that went away was the price we paid
People spend a lifetime this way
And that's how they stay
People spend a lifetime this way
Oh, what a shame
What a shame
Lléname la vida, dame tranquilidad
Calma el temporal que hay en mi piel
Dame primaveras para disfrutar
Días que se van y no han de volver
Puede ser que la voz de tu paz
Y el amor me ayuden a cambiar
Y me hagan ser mejor
Perdona mis manías, no doy para más
No se aparentar, soy como soy
Angel de la Guarda ven y sálvame
Sálvame del mal, ayúdame
Puede ser que la voz de tu paz
Y el amor me ayuden a cambiar
Y me hagan ser mejor
Siempre hay en la vida oportunidad
Para amar mejor, no hay que amar demás
Muchos han caído de tanto dar y de tanto amar
Lléname la vida, dame tranquilidad
Calma el temporal que hay en mi piel
Dame primaveras para disfrutar
Días que se van y no han de volver
Puede ser que la voz de tu paz
Y el amor me ayuden a cambiar
It's quarter to three, there's no one in the place
Except you and me
So set 'em' up Joe, I got a little story
I think you should know
We're drinking my friend, to the end
Of a brief episode
Make it one for my baby
And one more for the road
I know the routine, put another nickel
In the machine
I feel kind of bad, can't you make the music
Easy and sad
I could tell you a lot, but it's not
In a gentleman's code
Make it one for my baby
And one more for the road
You'd never know it, but buddy I'm a kind of poet
And I've got a lot of things I'd like to say
And if I'm gloomy, please listen to me
Till it's talked away
Well that's how it goes, and Joe I know your gettin'
Anxious to close
Thanks for the cheer
I hope you didn't mind
My bending your ear
But this torch that I found, It's gotta be drowned
Or it's gonna explode
Make it one for my baby
Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox
Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox
Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox
Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox
Okay then back to basics
Grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces
And make your body move in the following places
Goes up your back and then down your spine
And when it hits your head
Okay then back to baseheads
Dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship
So sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X.
Up yer jacksy, split yer kicks
Sing a song of Semtex
Pocket full of Durex, body full of Mandrex
Are we gonna have sex
Will you wear your knee socks, back to the rudebox
Got this double fantasy where we just never stop
I got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know what's on my mind there's only one thing you will find
I got one design and that's to bump you 'til you drop
Rudebox, do the rudebox, 'cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, 'cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Okay then back to spaceship
Take both pills fuck the Matrix
Jack those jills shake your Playtex
Rock 3 stripes not the asics
A.D.I.D.A.S
Old school 'cos it's the best, yes
TK max cost less, yes
Jackson looks a mess bless
Okay then what to do
If you try to jack me I'll rudebox you
If you rudebox me I'll rudebox your whole crew
'Cos it's what I do ain't that right boo, true
I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border
'Cos the sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, you did it like that
I love it when you double clap clap
Got this double fantasy where we just never stop
I got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know what's on my mind there's only one thing you will find
I got one design and that's to bump you 'til you drop
Rudebox, do the rudebox, 'cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, 'cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Okay then check the tan line
Make your body shape like you're stood on a landmine
call me on my mobile not the landline
And the jack the mainline at the same time
Okay this is what we do
Got a jam so fresh it's nice for you
Okay give it what you got
And dial 808 for the bass to drop
Okay then what's the fracas
Grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus pass
You don't sweat much for a fat lass
Grab your rudebox cos your box is righteous
Okay bum rush the show
I got high speed dubbing on my stereo
And all the tunes in the box are the cherrio
I know I told you before, did you hear me though?
Got this double fantasy where we just never stop
I got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know what's on my mind there's only one thing you will find
I got one design and that's to bump you 'til you drop
Rudebox, do the rudebox, 'cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, 'cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox
Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox
Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox
Rome Munich Rome
All the women and the money I've blown
Rome Munich Rome
There's still a shitload of seeds to be sown
And I've been stunned
I plan to have it all while I'm still young
And I know you're low
We'll be alright tomorrow
You know it's not enough
To kiss you in my sleep
A dream is not like love
So give me something I can keep
Rome Munich Rome
So many people, so alone
Rome Munich Rome
Pack your bags, take me home
In time you'll see
How much I mean to you and you to me
And I know you're low
We'll be alright tomorrow
You know it's not enough
To kiss you in my sleep
A dream is not like love
So give me something I can keep
Rome Munich Rome
Rome Munich Rome
Rome Munich Rome
All the women and the money I've blown
Rome Munich Rome
There's still a shitload of seeds to be sown
And I've been stunned
You know it's not enough
To kiss you in my sleep
A dream is not like love
So give me something I can keep
To kiss you in my sleep
So give me something, give me something, give me something, give me something, give me something
25 and I've come alive
21 was the time to come undone
Doesn't everyone
Very young and very ape
I'm would drink and stay up very late
And hate the sun
And I'm a hard kicks up a fuss
I'm a rolling stone
They say I'm dangerous
But I'm never alone
I know that you're like me
You want your kicks for free
You'll be a rolling stone
Got an A in attitude
Spent money on drugs to suit my mood
Guess I'm just like you
Being young is over-rated
One day I'll be old and understated
But before I'm through
I'll run naked through the streets
Be a rolling stone
Defiance in defeat, enjoy being alone
I know that you're like me
You want your kicks for free
Be a rolling stone
Oh, when we die we'll find out other ways
For getting drunk and throwing it all away
Today is tomorrow and what about yesterday
It's all in your head, so get out of your head
And now your heart kicks up a fuss
You're a rolling stone
They say you're dangerous
But you're never alone
I know that you're like me
You want your kicks for free
We'll be a rolling stone
Dealers keep dealin'
Thieves keep thievin'
Whores keep whorin'
Junkies keep scorin'
Trade is on the meat rack
Strip joints full of hunchbacks
Bitches keep bitchin'
Clap keeps itchin'
Ain't no use in prayin'
That's the way it's stayin', baby
Johnny ain't so crazy
He's always got a line for the ladies
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get your rocks off
Get your rocks off, honey
Shake it now now
Get'em off downtown
Get your rocks off
Get you rocks off, honey
Shake it now now
Get'em off downtown
Creeps keep crawlin'
Drunks keep fallin'
Teasers keep teasein'
Holy joes are preachin'
Cops keep bustin'
Hustlers keep hustlin'
Death keeps knockin'
Me with the floorshow
Kickin' with your torso
Boys getting high
And the girls even more so
Wave your hands if your not with the man
Can I kick it?
(Yes you can)
I got
(Funk)
You got
(Soul)
We got everybody
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
It's time to move your body
Babylon back in business
Can I get a witness?
Every girl, every man
Houston, do you hear me?
Ground control, can you feel me?
Need permission to land
I don't wanna rock, DJ
But your making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos you're keepin' me up all night
Singin' in the classes
Music for your masses
Give no head
No backstage passes
Have a proper giggle
I'll be quite polite
But when I rock the mic
I rock the mic
(Right)
You got no love, then you're with the wrong man
It's time to move your body
If you can't get a girl
But your best friend can
It's time to move your body
I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby just tease me
Got no family planned
Houston, do you hear me?
Ground control, can you feel me?
Need permission to land
I don't wanna rock DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos you're keeping me up all night
I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos your keeping me up all night
Pimpin' aint easy
Most of them fleece me
Every night
Pimpin' ain't easy
But if you're sellin' it
It's alright
Come on
I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Cos you're keeping me up all night
I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
Don't fight the feeling, relax
Oh child the knot's in your back
'Cause you've been holding on
I feel you when you're reaching out
I'll talk you through memories
Just keep breathing with me
It's time to hold my hand
And walk into the revolution
When there's no one to touch
And you've been thinking too much
You only hurt yourself
When it's all about retribution
I see the pain in your face
And praying rare for this space
It's time to lead you on
C'mon, it's a revolution
When you can't keep on keeping on
And everything you lean upon is all but gone
Everybody falls sometimes
But love shines on
And on and on and
With love in your eyes and a flame in your heart
You're gonna find yourself some resolution
A million miles with one step
You'll find yourself yet
Walking with the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Talking about the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Walking with the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Taking you higher
Old love lingers on
You're just feelin it wrong
I know you're tired
But when it's time to sleep you're gone forever
Make friends with your past
And you can leave it at last
It's time to find yourself
Walking with the revolution
And you can keep on keeping on and
Everything you lean upon is all but gone
Everybody hurts sometimes
But love shines on and on and on and
Time and tide's on your side
There's no need to hide
I feel your pain
Don't talk to me about evolution
A million miles with one step
You'll find yourself yet
When you're walking with the revolution
Walking with the revolution
A million miles with one step
And you'll find yourself yet
When you're walking with the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Walking with the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Get on with your revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
It's all about resolution now
Talking about the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Oh oh
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Talking about the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Lead you on to the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Talk about the revolution baby
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
I feel you here to lead you on to the revolution
(get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
Revolution yeah
Revolution yeah
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
I feel you here to lead you on to the revolution
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution)
For those about to die
We salute you
For those of about to cry
We love you
For those of us who live in fear
Of Happy Christmas and new year
I raise a toast to you
And if it hurts
To be so blind
Why don't you try
Being kind
They've decided to become
A little more Pro-active
Creep upon you while you sleep
And make you less attractive
Born without a spine
Why don't you try
Being kind
For those out drinking at their mother's way
You'll find a way to soldier on
For those whose love evaporates
I pray you'll find where you belong
Oh, the words I have repressed
Are coming out today I guess
It is justice not respect I'm after
And that just leaves contempt
For you all
Oh oh oh
Yeah yeah
Yeah
I am just a simple man
With simple expectations
Deep regrets
They're seldom met
God speed my generation
And with Crowley on my mind
I should try being kind
For those about to die
We salute you
For those of about to cry
We love you
For those about to die
We salute you
For those of about to cry
Ouch
He's chosen my attic
I feel it in the static
He lives in my basement
And I can hardly face it
My performance is easy
I am the god of romance
And in my confusion
I have the right to reign
He's stolen my Oscars
He trades on my jokes
He makes all my engines go oh oh oh oh
He puts an "e" in the arsenal
A comb in my 'fro
Devine retribution
And away we will go
Hey hey hey hey
Something's happening I can feel it
Moving out of time you'll hear it
Falling in the way you fear it
Jumping thumping shout out something
Jumping thumping shout out something
Listen to the radio
And you will hear the songs you know
Make it effervescent here
And you might have a job my dear
My dear
I'm searching for something
Beyond my understanding
Looking for meaning
Where nothing is demanding
There are no surprises
Where nothing is expected
If you offer nothing
Then everyone accepts
He's stolen my Oscars
He trades on my jokes
He makes all my engines go oh oh oh oh
He puts an "e" in the arsenal
A comb in my 'fro
Devine retribution
And away we will go
Hey hey hey hey
Something's happening I can feel it
Moving out of time you'll hear it
Falling in the way you fear it
Jumping thumping shout out something
Jumping thumping shout out something
Listen to the radio
And you will hear the songs you know
Make it effervescent here
And you might have a job my dear
My dear
Ouch
Ouch
Ouch
Radio
Ouch ouch
Ouch
Ouch
Radio
Something's happening I can feel it
Moving out of time you'll hear it
Falling in the way you fear it
Jumping thumping shout out something
Something's happening I can feel it
Moving out of time you'll hear it
Falling in the way you fear it
Jumping thumping shout out something
Listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
Listen to the radio
Let me lie down
Please don't wake me
Nothings sacred
And no-one save me
In my black eye
I can feel it
Moving
Closer
Cant you hear it
The only gift you gave to me
Was self-fulfilling prophecy
I need to change the sounds
That shape my life
And if you die before i leave
What on earth becomes of me
Look around theres no-one here
To love me and hold me
Take me
Dancing
I love music
Keep on
Singing
We wont loose it
Picture
Me here
Missing no-one
If your hearts run free
Why can't we go on
Go on to till they kick us out
We've everything to talk about
I could bring a song into your life
If you should die before i leave
What on earth becomes of me
Look around theres no-one here
To love me and hold me
Maybe I've been away too long
I know I'me not always right but is that wrong
They say there's nothing I can do
But talk to strangers and wait for you
If you should die before i leave
What on earth becomes of me
Look around theres no-one here
To love me and hold me
And if you die before i leave
What on earth becomes of me
Look around theres no-one here
To love me and hold me
Silence shields the pain
So you say nothing
Feel they've rigged the game
And you're done with lovin'
Only you can see the darkness in the northern lights
Phoenix from the Flames
We will rise together
They will know our names
Can you feel it
Shelter me from pain
I always wanna feel this way
Oh yeah
Just like a Phoenix from the Flame
Wish they'd take you back
Cos you miss heaven
Too many bags to pack
So leave them where they are
Tonight you're flying on a golden dream
Phoenix from the Flames
We will rise together
They will know our names
Can you feel it
Shelter me from pain
I always wanna feel this way
Everybody's talking
Nobody's listening
Too busy thinking about what you've
Been missing
Everybody said you're gonna take it
Too far baby now
Well come on
When you're done with lovin'
It comes down to nothing
Can you feel it
Can you feel it
Can you feel it
Phoenix from the Flames
We will rise together
They will know our names
Can you feel it
Shelter me from pain
I always wanna feel this way
Oh yeah
Just like a Phoenix from the Flame
Phoenix from the Flames
We will rise together
They will know our names
Can you feel it
Shelter me from pain
I always wanna feel this way
Oh yeah
Just like a Phoenix from the Flame
Why don't you come and deny it
You know you can't deny it
I always wanna feel this way
You're one of God's better people
And you don't know
That's why you're special
And I cry so I can talk like this
From my downbeat existence
And I know that you can make my wish
If my wish is pure
But I don't know
I just don't know
I don't know
Let me love you so
Now I can't live this without you
I'd die without you
Without you, without you
You're one of God's better people
And you don't know
That's why you're special
It must hurt to see your favourite man
Lose himself again and again
And I know that you're my only friend
>From way back when
My wish was pure
It was oh so pure
It was pure
I couldn't love you more
Now I can't live this without you
I'd die without you
Without you
Now I can't live this without you
I'd die without you
Without you, without you
'cos I don't know no more
I just don't know no more
I jsut don't know
Let me love you so
Now I can't live this without you
I'd die without you
Without you
Now I can't live this without you
I'd die without you
Without you, without you
And everybody's gonna step aside
As you spread your wings and you will fly
And you take me to the other side
Where they know
'cos I don't know no more
I just don't know no more
I jsut don't know
Let me love you so
Now I can't live this without you
I'd die without you
Without you
Now I can't live this without you
I'd die without you
Without you, without you
You're one of God's better people
And you don't know
She's taking me places
I should never have been
She's showin' me faces
I should never have seen
Well these are strange days we're livin' in today
Cest la vie I say
I hope I'm old before I die
I hope I live to relive the days gone by
I hope I'm old before I die
But tonight I'm gonna live for today
So come along for the ride
I hope I'm old before I die
She's not feeling stable
She's unable to breathe
Her heart's beating faster
So I'll ask her to leave
These are strange days we're livin' in today
Am I straight or gay
I hope I'm old before I die
I hope I live to see the day
The pope gets high
I hope I'm old before I die
Well tonight I'm gonna live for today
So come along for the ride
I hope I'm old before I die
Well these are strange days we're livin' in today
Cest la vie I say, I say, I say
I hope I'm old before I die
I hope I live to relive the days gone by
I hope I'm old before I die
But tonight I'm gonna live for today
So come along for the ride
I hope I'm old before I die
Old before I die
Old before
Old before
Old before I die
Tell me a story
Where we all change
And we'd live our lives together
And not enstranged
I didn't lose my mind it was
Mine to give away
Couldn't stay to watch me cry
You didn't have the time
So I softly slip away...
No regrets they don't work
No regrets they only hurt
Sing me a love song
Drop me a line
Suppose it's just a point of view
But they tell me I'm doing fine
I know from the outside
We looked good for eachother
Felt things were going wrong
When you didn't like my mother
I don't want to hate but that's
All you've left me with
A bitter aftertaste and a fantasy of
How we all could live
No regrets they don't work
No regrets they only hurt
(We've been told you stay up late)
I know they're still talking
(You're far too short to carry weight)
The demons in your head
(Return the videos they're late)
If I could just stop hating you
(Goodbye)
I'd feel sorry for us instead
Remember the photographs (insane)
The ones where we all laugh (so lame)
We were having the time of our lives
Well thank you it was a real blast
No regrets they don't work
No regrets they only hurt
Write me a love song
Drop me a line
Suppose it's just a point of view
But they tell me I'm doing fine
Everything I wanted to be every
Time I walked away
Everytime you told me to leave
I just wanted to stay
Every time you looked at me and
Everytime you smiled
I felt so vacant you treat me like a child
I loved the way we used to laugh
I loved the way we used to smile
Often I sit down and think of you
For a while
Then it passes by me and I think of
Someone else instead
I guess the love we once had is
Size of which is paradoxic the only way you're gonna stop this
In the vessel there's a switch in the middle
You really shouldn't fiddle cause its toxic
Listen up 'cos it's a red light
And the pressure's blowing up tight
There's a skism in the time mechanism
There's a skism in the time mekanism
Never touch that switch
Even if you want to
You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to.
You don't know what it can do.
See the futures in the distance
I know I'm facing some resistance
Getting back within the blink of a bubble
Time machine never gives us any trouble.
There's a riot down in Shelton
Only minutes after Brixton but this city never made it on the telly
Or the rumble of the nations underbelly
Never touch that switch, even if you want to.
You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to.
You don't know what it can do.
You know you're heading for a meltdown, and you're living in a tin town
Thinking that you're gonna be somebody, living in the land of milk and honey
Listen up 'cos it's a red light, and the futures blowing up tight
There's a skism in the time mechanism, there's a skism in the time mekanism
Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do.
Never touch that switch, even if you want to. You don't know what it can do.
You said when you'd die that you'd walk with me every day
And I'd start to cry and say please don't talk that way
With the blink of an eye the Lord came and asked you to meet
You went to a better place but He stole you away from me
And now she lives in heaven
But I know they let her out
To take care of me
There's a strange kind of light
Caressing me tonight
Pray silence my fear she is near
Bringing heaven down here
I miss your love I miss your touch
But I'm feeling you every day
And I can almost hear you say
'You've come a long way baby'
And now you live in heaven
But I know they let you out
To take care of me
There's a strange kind of light
In my bedroom tonight
Pray silence my fear she is near
Bring your heaven down here
You taught me kings and queens
While stroking my hair
In my darkest hour I know you are there
Kneeling down beside me
Whispering my prayer
Yes there's a strange kind of light
Caressing me tonight
Pray silence my fear
She is near
Bringing heaven down here
The next time that we meet
I will bow at her feet
And say wasn't life sweet
Then we'll prepare
And now the end is near
So I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I've travelled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exception
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
Oh, and more, much more than this
I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fails, my share of boozing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh, no, no not me
I did it my way
For what is a man, what has he got
If not himself, then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words he would reveal
The record shows I took a blow
We've got stars directing our fate
and we're praying it's not too late
Millennium
Some say that we are players
some say that we are pawns
but we've been making money since the day that we were born
Got to slow down,
cause we'll low down.
Round and round in circles
live a life of solitude
'till we find ourselves a partner someone to relate to
Then we slow down,
before we fall down.
We've got stars directing our fate
and we're praying it's not too late
'cause we know we're falling from grace
Millennium
Live for liposuction
detax for your 'rents
overdose for Christmas and give it up for Lent
My friends are all so cynical refuse to keep the faith
We all enjoy the madness 'cause we know we're gonna fade away.
We've got stars directing our fate
and we're praying it's not too late
'cause we know we're falling from grace
Millennium
Come and have a go if you think you are hard enough
Come and have a go if you think you are hard enough
Millennium
Millennium
We've got stars directing our fate
and we're praying it's not too late
'cause we know we're falling from grace
Millennium
(Sometimes you know)
And when we come we always come too late
I often think that we were born to hate
get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes.
And when we come we always come too late
I often think that we were born to hate
get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes.
We've got stars directing our fate (Millennium)
and we're praying it's not too late(Millennium)
'cause we know we're falling from grace(Millennium)
(And we won't stop)
We've got stars directing our fate
and we're praying it's not too late
'cause we know we're falling from grace
We've got stars directing our fate
And we're prayin' it's not too late
Millennium
Some say that we are players, some say that we are pawns
But we've been makin' money since the day that we were born
Got some slow downs, cause we'll low down
Run a round in circles, live a life of solitude
'Till we find ourselves a partner, someone to relate to
Then we'll slow down, before we fall down
We've got stars directin' our fate
And we're prayin' it's not too late
'Cause we know we're fallin' from grace
Millennium
Live for liposuction, detox for your rent
Overdose at Christmas and give it up for lent
My friends are all so cynical refuse to keep the faith
We all enjoy the madness 'cause we know we're gonna fade away
We've got stars directin' our fate
And we're prayin' it's not too late
'Cause we know we're fallin' from grace
Millennium
Come and have a go if you think you are hard enough
Come and have a go if you think you are hard enough
Millennium
Millennium
We've got stars directin' our fate
And we're prayin' it's not too late
'Cause we know we're fallin' from grace
Millennium
Sounds like a jingle
It's like a, ha ha
And when we come we always come too late
I often think that we were born to hate
Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes
And when we come we always come too late
I often think that we were born to hate
Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes
We've got stars directin' our fate
And we're prayin' it's not too late
'Cause we know we're fallin' from grace
And we won't stop
We've got stars directin' our fate
And we're prayin' it's not too late
Johnny and Robbie
What you talking like that for, you're from Stoke!
I dunno but I can't stop here pally
Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall
Like the seashore clings to the sea
Like you'll never get rid of your shadow
You'll never get rid of me
Let all the others fight and fuss
Whatever happens, we've got us.
(Me and my shadow)
We're closer than pages that stick in a book
We're closer than ripples that flow in a brook
(Strolling down the avenue)
Wherever you find him, you'll find me, just look
Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza
Me and my shadow
We're closer than smog to all of L.A.
We're closer than Ricky to confessing he's gay??
Not a soul can bust this team in two
We stick together like glue
And when it's sleeping time
That's when we rise
We start to swing
Our clocks don't chime
What a surprise
They ring-a-ding-ding!
Happy New Year!
(Me and my shadow)
And now to repeat what I said at the start
They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart
We're alone but far from blue
Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar
We'll hit a few late spots, and then a few more
We'll wind up at Stringy's and maybe grab show
Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
For my shadow and me!
Can we do that again
No, I'm too tired
Please Rob
No, I'm swung out
I'll give you some money
I don't need money
What about a cup of tea
Not thirsty
I'll won't tell anyone you're gay.
Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar
We'll hit all the late spots, and then a few more
We'll wind up at Stringy's and maybe grab show
Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!
One eye on the shadows, protecting his fellows,
From sun up till the moon on his back.
Send the villains to Hades, a hit with the ladies
a stallion, in the sack.
You cant get your life back, when right follows left Jack,
The more you see, the less you know.
When others would leak it, his service is secret.
Plays God when its your time to go.
Queen and country safe and sound, with villains six feet under ground.
And no one knows cause no ones found any trace of a man for all seasons.
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone....so alone
And you and i wouldn't have a clue, whose doing what, why, when and who, up the creek with no conoe,
wathc out for the man for all seasons, loves 'em and leaves 'em alone......so alone (but safe at home)
From the House of Lords saving Norfolk broads,
Commoners and land a gentry.
His word is Bond with a brunette or blonde, baby its so elementry.
For the man never ends, stop your life with one stare,
See the film you'll know how it goes
This aint no fiction, just check the diction, with pro quo, a pro's pro.
Hey fellas, dont be jealous, when they made him him they broke the mould. So chrasimatic, with an a automatic,
Never prematurely shooting his load.
Queen and country safe and sound, with villains six feet under ground.
And no one knows cause no ones foundany trace of a man for all seasons.
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone....alone
And you and i wouldn't have a clue whose doing what, why when and who, up the creek with no conoe,
watch out for the man for all seasons, loves 'em and leaves 'em alone......so alone (but safe at home)
But safe at home
Queen and country safe and sound, with villains six feet under ground.
And no one knows cause no ones foundany trace of a man for all seasons.
Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone....alone
And you and i wouldn't have a clue whose doing what, why when and who, up the creek with no conoe,
Stand by me, I've been stood by you for ages
Stick home and carry on
Maybe nothing's wrong
Is it the confort or
This information or
Is it the freedom that you feel
Said I'm the angel or, liberation or
For a second a believer
I'm all you here
While you're here
Don't call it a comeback
Look what I invented here, I thought it was easy
They can't take it away from us, the last days of disco
All rate of, bitter is the pill of devotion
Read between the noise, all you disco boys
The fascination of a boy and girl in love, for a second I could see that
In the mir of all, the human animal of a creature that I feel
I'm all you here
While you're here
Don't call it a comeback
Look what I invented here, I thought it was easy
They can't take it away from us, the last days of disco
The last days of disco the last days of disco
I'm all you here
While you're here
Don't call it a comeback, we'll hold an event in here
This space is beautiful I’ll decide when it is over
So don’t call it a comeback, look what I invented here
I thought it was easy they cant take it away from us,
So I sing a song
To reel 'em in
It's a song I sung before
And a song I'm gonna sing again
I mean every word
I don't mean a single one of them
Oh Lord, make me pure
- but not yet
Tell a joke
Tell it twice
If no-one else is laughing then why am I
I split my sides both times and laugh till I cry
Oh Lord, please make me pure
- but not yet
I don't have to try
I just dial it in
I've never found a job that for me was worth bothering
I got a ton of selfish genes and lazy bones
Beneath this skin
Oh Lord, make me pure
- but not yet
Smoking kills
Sex sells
I've got one hand in my pocket but the other one looks cool as hell
I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well
Oh Lord, make me pure
- but not yet
I stopped praying
So I hope this song will do
I wrote it all for you
I'm not perfect but you don't mind that, do you?
I know you're there to pull me through, aren't you?
So I look for love
I like the search
And I'll be standing for election all across the known universe
Every president gets the country she deserves
Oh Lord, make me pure
- but not yet
And I've been seeing
Somebody's wife
She said she'd leave him for me and I said that wasn't wise
You can't lie to a liar because of all lies
Oh Lord, please make me pure
What am I supposed to do
To keep from going under
Now your making holes in my heart and yes it's starting to show
I've been holding back
Is it any wonder?
Since you walked right into my life and interrupted the flow
I wanna know
Baby when you're with me
Who do you think you're foolin'?
Making me feel so short
Turnin' your lovelight down again
Why don't you let me be
You don't know what you're doin'
Making me feel so short
And turnin' your lovelight down again
Did it again, did it again
Baby I've got to know
Are we gonna make it?
Lay it down right beside me tonight and do whatever you feel
Baby your in control
Where you gonna take it?
Don't you think that I'll do you right you know darn well that I will
I wanna know
Baby when you're with me
Who do you think you're foolin'?
Making me feel so short
Turnin' your lovelight down again
Why don't you let me be
You don't know what you're doin'
Making me feel so short
And turnin' your lovelight down again
Do it again, do it again
Do it again, do it again
Baby you turn your lovelight down
And I don't know, just how long I can stick around
Gonna need more, and it ain't just physical
I dunno what I can do, if I've found that
It ain't love this time around
Keep turning down your lovelight, did it again
When ever you...
Baby when you're with me
Who do you think you're foolin'?
Making me feel so short
Turnin' your lovelight down again
Why don't you let me be
You don't know what you're doin'
Making me feel so short
Always and forever is forever young
Your shadow on the pavement
The dark side of the sun
Gotta dream the dream all over
And sleep here tight
You don't wanna sing the blues
In black and white
And it's hope that spring's eternal for everyone
If it ain't broken then brake it, oh, the damage done
Trying to love somebody
Just wanna love somebody right now
There's just no pleasing me
Trying to love somebody
Just want to love somebody right now
Lady lay your love on me
Violet in the rainbow just melt away
There's not enough minutes in the hour
Or hours in the day
The song played in a circle that never skips a beat
The stranger in a country that I have yet to meet
And it's hope that springs eternal for everyone
Got a lifetime in a second oh the damage done
Trying to love somebody
Just wanna love somebody right now
Guess there's just no pleasing me
I want to love somebody
Just want to love somebody right now
Lady lay your love on me
It'll come in your sweet time, Lord
I just gotta let you in
The blind leading the blind, Lord
Getting underneath your skin
I can feel you in the silence
Saying let forever be
Love, only love, will set you free
I wanna love somebody
Wanna love somebody right now
There's just no pleasing me
I wanna love somebody
Just wanna love somebody right now
Lady, lay, lay your love on me
It'll come in your sweet time, Lord
I just gotta let you in
The blind leading the blind, Lord
Getting underneath your skin
I can feel you in the silence
Saying let forever be
This is love calling earth
Do you know how much it hurts?
I didn't die overnight
In the wind I had candlelight
I'm controlled by my fear
All the voices in my head
That I can hear
Please don't hurt me
How do I learn
To give love and be loved in return
If this is heaven I'm falling
I'd rather jump and run away
Than see it burn
I feel I could die
Before I sleep I kiss your cheek
And say goodbye
I'm so sorry
Please don't hurt me
This is love calling earth
Do you know how much it hurts?
I didn't die overnight
In the wind I had candlelight
I'm controlled by my fear
And all the voices in my head
That I can hear
I'm so sorry
Please don't hurt me
If you could see me through my mother's eye
Only then would you begin to realise
All the places I have ever been
Have scared me half to death or
Somewhere in-between
I'm so sorry
When he saw her getting of the bus
It seemed to wipe away the years
Her face was older, just a little rough
But her eyes were still so clear
He drank his coffee and he hurried out
Across before she walked away
Then he approached her like a little child
Too scared for what he had to say
"Hello, Louise,
Remember me?
Now should we part
Or stay awhile?
As if we were still lovers"
She took a moment just to recognise the man she'd known so well before
And as he started to apologise
Lose any bitterness she bore
She gently put her finger on his lips
To let him know she understood
And with her suitcase standing on the floor
Embraced him like a lover would
He told louise
"You look so good
It's just you see
You make me feel
As if we were still lovers"
It's not always true that time heals all wounds
There are wounds that you don't wanna heal
The memories of something really good
Something truly real, that you never found again
And though they talked for just a little time
Before she said she had to go
He saw the meeting as a tiny sign
That told him all he had to know
And so Louise
Waved from the bus
And as she left
She gave that smile
There will always be someone better than you
Even if you're the best
So let's stop the competition now
Or we will both be losers
And I'm ashamed I ever tried to be higher than the rest
But brother I am not alone
We've all tried to be on top of the world somehow
'Cause we have all been losers
I don't wanna be laid down
No I don't wanna die knowing
That I spent so much time when I was young
Just trying to be the winner
So I wanna make it clear now
I wanna make it known
That I don't care about any of that shit no more
Don't care about being a winner
Or being smooth with women
Or going out on Fridays
Being the life of parties
No, no more, no
There will always be someone worse than you
Sister don't let it get to your head
'Cause you won't be on top of the world so long
In constant competition
This ain't about no one in particular
But I could list a few
I'm removing myself from the queue
Don't care about being a winner
Or being smooth with women
Or going out on Fridays
Being the life of parties
Don't care about being harder
Or being Daddy's favorite
Or if you think I'm a mimic
Or if I am a loser
Don't care about being a winner
Or being smooth with women
Or going out on Fridays
Being the life of parties
Don't care about being harder
Or being Daddy's favorite
Or if you think I'm a mimic
Or if I am a loser
No, no more
No more
No more
No more
No more
Bah-um, bah-um, bah-um, bah-um, bah-um
Sun is shining, so why am I feeling the cold?
Bah-um, bah-um
Not surprising, something has fallen from the fold
Bah-um, bah-um, bah-um
Lonestar rising, God only knows where I'll go
Bah-um, bah-um
Ohh, what timing and how blue is the tone
Bah-um, bah-um
Seems like I was always drunk
I lost myself in someone's song
And when all is said and done
I only wanna feel the sun
Bah-um
Every others passed to remind of the time
All the lovers living in limbo divine
Bah-um, bah-um,bah-um
Every reason has every reason to go
Bah-um, bah-um
All the seasons melt into one like the snow
Bah-um, bah-um
Seems like I was always drunk
I lost myself in someone's song
And when all is said and done
I only wanna feel the sun
Bah-um
No sensation, not even tears rolling down
Bah-um
Conversation, echoes like ghosts on the town
Bah-um, bah-um
Lonestar rising, God only knows where I'll go
Bah-um
Ohh, what timing and how blue is the tone
Bah-um, bah-um
Seems like I was always drunk
I lost myself in someone's song
And when all is said and done
I only wanna feel the sun
Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Life's too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon cher
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your see through fads and your crazy phrases yeah
Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's got to be heard
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mum and dad
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
He may be good he may be outta sight
But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
So come on let me entertain me
Let me entertain you
Out of a million seeds
Only the strongest one breathes
You made a miracle mother
I'll make a man out of me
Daddy where's the sun gone from the sky?
What did we do wrong, why did it die?
And all the grown ups say 'sorry kids we got no reply'
If you're willing to change the world
Let love be your energy
I've got more than I need
When your love shines down on me
Every tear that you cry
Will be replaced when you die
Why don't you love your brother?
Are you out of your mind?
Daddy where's the sun gone from the sky
What did we do wrong, why did it die
And if you've got no love for me then I'll say goodbye
If you're willing to change the world
Let love be your energy
I've got more than I need
When your love shines down on me
If you're willing to change the world
Let love be your energy
I can't contain how I feel
When your love shines down on me
Well if you want it come and make a stance
So when it's in your hands
People show me love
Well if you want it come and make a stance
So when it's in your hands
People show me love
If you're willing to change the world
Let love be your energy
I got more than I need
When your love shines down on me
If you're willing to change the world
Let love be your energy
I can't contain how I feel
Lazy days calling to you
Come out to play
The future lies with you
Now you can be sure love is the cure
What we're searching for
Is to have a jolly good time
Crazy days but you'll get me through
And here I'll stay holding on to you
Now you can be sure
Our thoughts unpure
Will unlock the door
And we will have a jolly good time
It can happen in any season
We don't need any reason
To sit around and wait
The world can change in a second so
I find the sunshine beckons me
To open up the gate
And dream and dream
Lazy days don't let them get you down
Wear your smile
I don't want to see you frown
Don't let them get you down
It can happen in any season
We don't need any reason
To sit around and wait
The world can change in a second so
I find the sunshine beckons me
To open up the gate
And dream and dream
Will you stay in our lover's story
If you stay you won't be sorry
Cos we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing
We bought a lot of things to keep you warm and dry
A funny old crib on which the paint won't dry
I bought you a pair of shoes
A trumpet you can blow and a book of rules
Of what to say to people when they pick on you
Cos if you stay with us you're gonna be pretty
Kooky too
Won't you stay in our lover's story
If you stay you won't be sorry
Cos we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing
If you ever have to go to school
Remember how they messed up this old fool
Don't pick fights with the bullies or the cads
I'm not much cop at fighting other people's dads
And if the homework brings you down
Then we'll throw it on the fire
And take the car down town
Won't you stay in our lover's story
If you stay you won't be sorry
Cos we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing
Won't you stay in our lover's story
If you stay you won't be sorry
Cos we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
I don't mind the abuse
It fills in time
When I'm not much use
But it's killing me, killing me slowly
They all say
I'm too restless
But words cut deep
When you're defenceless
And they're killing me, but killing me slowly
There was a time when we were fine
And I could tolerate you
I do believe that you should leave
'cos I've grown to hate you
Should I be weak and turn my cheek
'cos I'm scared to fall
But I just don't know you
And you don't know me at all
I've been told that love's a celebration
But I've lost faith through frustration
And it's killing me, but killing me slowly
You paint my picture black
The joke's on me
And I don't wanna laugh
Remember the good times
Won't you bring them back someday, somehow
I don't mind feeling blue
If I could smile just like you do
And it's killing me, killing me slowly
I can't go on alone
Pretending nothing's wrong
Maybe I just want to belong
Me no bubbletious
Me smoke heavy tar
Me be groovin' slowly where you are
Notify your next of kin
'Cause you're never coming back
I've been dropping beats since Back in Black
And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids
(So come on) jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high
'Cause the kids are alright
You've got a reputation
Well I guess that can be explored
You're dancing with the chairman of the board
Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony
But if you got other plans
The purpose of a woman is to love her man
And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids
(So come on) jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
(Doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high
'Cause the kids are alright
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
Come down from the ceiling
I didn't mean to get so high
I couldn't do what I wanted to do
When my lips were dry
You can't just up and leave me
I'm a singer in a band
Well I like drummers baby
You're not my bag
Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high, yeah
Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high, yeah
I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74
There's only one of me
Single-handedly raising the economy
Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me
Press be asking do I care for sodomy
I don't know, yeah, probably
I've been looking for serial monogamy
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
But for now I'm down for ornithology
Hotel motel Holiday Inn
Hotel motel Holiday Inn
Hotel motel
Vein popping
Heart clogging
Name dropping
Life stopping
Got no strings
But I think with my dingalingaling
Can't sing can't speak ting tong's tong ting
I'm popping
And I'm locking
Pulse stopping
Hypnotic
Got no strings
But I think with my dingalingaling
Wing chang with the ching ching ting tong's tong ting
(I love my Mum and I love my Dad
They never had any love I've had
So much love it's driving me mad)
Blood clotter
Slender tone
Say tres bon
Dingadingdongadongadong
Sound of the town
Gets a little louder
He saw and I saw in my soul mine
If you're in the club and you hear this sound
Come on everybody boogie down boogie down
Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
The feeling in your heart
No leaving
Shallow breathing
Girl weeping
Teef teathing
Got no strings but I think with my dingaling
Wu tang with the bling bling
Sing a song sing sing
Naughty things
We're geezing
Day creeping
Got not strings but I think with my dingaling
Wu tang with the bling bling
I spin with a tin tin gin grin
(I love my Mum and I love my Dad
They never have any love I've had
So much love it's driving me mad)
Blood clotter
Slender tone
Say tres bon
Like a dingadingdongadongadong
Sound of the town
Gets a little louder
He saw and I saw in my soul mine
If you're in this club and you hear this sound
Come on everybody boogie down boogie down
Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
No feeling in your heart
Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
The feeling in your heart
Hotel motel Holiday Inn
Hotel motel Holiday Inn
Hotel motel
Croups crouping
Roots rooting
Ludes looting
Loops hooping
Got no strings but I think with my dingalingaling
Two two for the two ting tong ting two stonking
Two's two
Looks luking
Fruits fruiting
Sleuths sleuthing
Got no strings I think with my dingalingaling
Root root for the rooting
Toot toot for the tooting
(I love my Mum and I love my Dad
They never have any love I've had
So much love it's driving me mad)
Blood clotter
Slender tone
Say tres bon
Like a dingadingdongadongadong
Sound of the town
Gets a little louder
He saw and I saw my saw mine
If you're in this club and you hear this sound
Come on everybody boogie down boogie down
Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
No feeling in your heart
Running in the fast lane
Speeding in the dark
Trying to maintain
We're all so chic living in class A
Partying and search sweet sorrow today
When you don't know who your friends are
And neither do they
We're all so amused
And maybe it's better that way
She's been seen with him
He's been seen with her
Happy propaganda
Just as their 5 current sur
Sing my way of meaning
Karaoke overkill
We all should know better
But I bet we never will
We're insecure, making me think
I'm not fit to laze your dream
I've seen you in my bayer
You're a real player
Taking it easy, taking it easy
We all know we shouldn't
And that is why we do it
Here's smuggler's house
Why don't you come and view it
Sing my way of meaning
Karaoke overkill
We all should know better
But I bet we never will
The sooner the better
I'll send you a letter
Hanging with your sister
Playing naked twister
Down to your joker
Playing strip poker
Give us a clue of
Seeing the night thru
And you're so kain
This song ain't about you
Hanging with your sister
Playing naked twister
Down to your joker
We've learnt to kick a ball, but we're not quite cynical
And we've written on the wall, John's gay He's gay
And Janet's friends with John and she says that we're all scum
He just gets his homework done and won't play not today
What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Martin grew out of his A-team vest
And nicked the pedals off my BMX
And he says that he's had sex with a girl, for effect
I lost my virginity, the year above us had discovered E
And I said it weren't for me, twelve pounds, fifty
What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen
We hide in bandstands and talk in the dark
Rain's never cold when you're young
We were devoted to us from the start
I know too much how to feel ... young
We've learnt to kick a ball, and we're not quite cynical
And we've written on the wall, John's gay He's gay
What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen
What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
And they want us to grow up
We don't want to get a job
We all need a decent rock
Where it's all Kicking off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
You don't need to cause a fuss
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
It's Only Us
We just stopped for cheaper thrills
Since the price went up on pills
>From Stoke-On-Trent to Beverley Hills
We know it's all Kicking off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
You don't need to cause a fuss
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
It's Only Us
It's Only Us
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
You don't need to cause a fuss
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
It's Only Us
Please don't think of me
If you do you gotta block it
I got chills tonight
And you can't be here to stop it
I'm not a parasite
It's just a lonely night
Tonight
I walked from the bar
'Cause they were only laughing
I wished on our star
But they covered it in satin
I'm not a gigolo
That's what I want you to know
Tonight
Ooh ooh
I've hurt you I can see
Ooh ooh
Do you think it's not hurting me
Ooh ooh
The grass ain't always green
And if it's hurting you
You know that's its hurting me
You know that's its hurting me
You'll meet other men
Who will break your heart
If I see you with them
It's gonna tear me apart
Maybe in another life
We wouldn't be alone
Tonight
Ooh ooh
I've hurt you I can see
Ooh ooh
Do you think its not hurting me
Ooh ooh
The grass ain't always green
And if it's hurting you
You know that it's hurting me
You know that it's hurting me
You know that it's hurting me
Ask me why,
I say it's most unusual
How can I even try to explain
Why today I feel like dancing
Singing like lovers sing
When I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing.
Ask me when (ahhhhh)
I say it started when I met you (ahhhhh)
And ever since then I knew that the past couldn't last
For right now I think I'm running
A race I know I'm gonna win
And I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing.
If people say I'm crazy, I tell them that it's true
Let them watch with amazement
Say it won't last beyond breakfast
It's a phase he's going through
Denigrate or speculate on what I'm going through
Because it ain't the sort of thing I'd normally do
Ask me what (ahhhhh)
I say I think it's good for you (ahhhhh)
Believe it or not, I know where it's all leading to
I feel like taking all my clothes off
And dancing to the Rite of Spring
And I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of-
Wouldn't normally do this kind of-
I wouldn't be so alone
If they knew my name in every home
Kevin Spacey would call on the phone
But I'd be too busy
Come back to the old five and dime
Cameron Diaz give me a sign
I make you smile all the time
And your conversation would complement mine
I will talk and Hollywood will listen
See them bow my every word
Mr. Spielberg, look just what you're missing
Doesn't that seem a little absurd to bow at my every word
Buy up the rights to my book
And live on a ranch from what the box office took
I'll go and visit the set
They'll call me their savior
All the peoples will scorn celebrity
Lives on the moon
But, I'll be back home in June
To promote the sequel
I will talk and Hollywood will listen
See them bow and my every word
Mr. Spielberg, look just what you're missing
Hello Sir, remember me?
I'm the man you thought I'd never be
The boy who you reduced to tears
Lad called 'thingy' for six whole years.
Yes, that's right, my name's Bob
The one who landed the pop star's job
The one you told, look don't touch
The kid who wouldn't amount to much.
Well, I'm here and you're still there
With a fake sports car and receding hair.
Dodgy Farah trousers that you think are smart
Married to the woman who teaches art.
Married to the life, married to the school
I wanna sing and dance Sir; now who's the fool?
Sing and dance, you thought I was barmy
Settle down thingy, join the army.
And who are you to tell me this?
The dream I want I'll have to miss
Sir is God, he's been given the right
To structure lives overnight.
Now I know life's true path
Tanks and guns that'll be a laugh
No, not me I'm a mega civilian
I won't lead my life riding pillion.
But thanks for the advice and I'm sure it'll do
For the negative dickheads just like you.
As for now I've a different weapon
Stage and sceen is about to beckon.
And here I sit in first class
Have you met Miss Jones
Someone said as we shook hands
She was just Miss Jones to me
Then I said Miss Jones
You're a girl who understands
I'm a man who must be free.
And all at once I lost my breath
And all at once was scared to death
And all at once I own the earth and sky
Now I met Miss Jones
And well keep on meeting till we die
Miss Jones and I
And all at once I lost my breath
And all at once was scared to death
And all at once I own the earth and sky
Now I met Miss Jones
And well keep on meeting till we die
Miss Jones and I
Miss Jones and I