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Caton is trying to survive her first winter in New York City. She's an aspiring actress, but what she needs is a sense of self. A twisted tale of self-degradation ensues as she compromises her life to sustain her art. Trying to be accepted by a group of performance hackers, her secrets don't hold for long. When your metadata says everything you can't, what is identity in the 21st century? Are we more alienated or just more honest? Complex and ultimately compassionate, The Cold Winter is a modern take on a classic New York story.
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Two brothers Carmelo and Gino (Girgenti and Webber) are raised by their mob boss grandfather Salvatore Gianni (Williams). Through a series of events Salvatore is killed and the boys then go on a journey to find the killers. No one is ruled out as a suspect, including one of the brothers. How will the truth unfold?
Keywords: cosa-nostra, crime-boss, crime-family, godfather, mafia, mafia-boss, mafia-don, organized-crime
Sometimes you'd rather be alone...
You wanna do this or not?
Trust is something pure until greed hums beneath you..
Before They Had Time to Scream...
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A group of friends get together for a 25th birthday party at a remote house in Bucks County, Pennsylvania. After someone goes missing and the police search the premises to no avail, the remaining party goers are left to wait until morning. With virtually no cell phone reception and no land line, the situation escalates when one frantic friend takes matters into his own hands and ventures off in the woods to find his girlfriend. What they don't know is that someone or some thing is hunting them one by one.
Keywords: found-footage, independent-film, mockumentary, throat-ripping, vampire
The Blair Witch meets Paranormal Activity at Cloverfield
The birthday party that became a funeral
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The once dominant scooter gang, the Demons, launch a fiendish plan to rebuild their declining membership. When the member of a rival scooter club falls for the girlfriend of the Demons leader, he finds himself unwittingly ensnared in their plan.
Keywords: lambretta, vespa
Jake: Baby, I've had better sex in jail!
Police Officer 1: Wait a minute, slow down. Experiment? Scientist? Right, let me guess, you have a van called the Mystery Machine, and you and your friends drive around solving crimes.
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Shannon's unmistakable comedy antics are in full effect in this collection of sketches from SNL's wild alumna. Laugh along with her fearlessly funny characters like brazen schoolgirl Mary Katherine Gallagher and Joyologist Helen Madden. Plus, see sketches that were cut after dress rehearsal.
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When two "soul mates" wander into the same upscale Karaoke Bar, it seems these two painfully shy people will miss out on meeting each other yet again. But when their Guardian Angels see their Love-o-meters (little gadgets the size of a Star Tac Phone with the following readings: "One Night", "Couple of Dates", "3 Months Plus Chips" or the flashing blue "True Love Ways") pulsing off the scale, they decide to join forces and unite their love wards, no matter what it takes. With a couple of spilled drinks, a sexy dress and one show stopping musical number the great looking angels drive these appealing lovers into each others arms, and get the whole bar to join in on the fun.
Keywords: karaoke
One Boy. One Girl. Two Guardian Angels.
Fasten your love-o-meter, it's going to be a bumpy night.
Shane Jacobson is an Australian actor, director, writer, and comedian, best known for his performance as the eponymous character Kenny Smyth in the 2006 film Kenny. In 2006 he won the Australian Film Institute's Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role for that performance.
Jacobson began his career on the stage at the age of 10 with amateur theatre, and also performed in the Melbourne Gang Show. At age 18 he began his comedy career with regular theatre restaurant, musical theatre, stand-up and MC gigs. He was also hired to play to corporate functions, impersonating business icons and luminaries.[citation needed]
In 1999, Jacobson received a regular segment on Melbourne's Gold FM radio station, called The 60 Minute Challenge. He also created the character voice of Sergio the Hairdresser, who featured regularly on Gold FM’s Breakfast show. Jacobson’s focus eventually moved towards the camera and he began acting in music videos, short films and television commercials whilst continuing to perform audience warm-ups for major TV networks.[citation needed]
Kenny you almost made it,
I'd say you were halfway there
Kenny your hands are frozen,
and this is so unfair
What would you do,
given a chance to meet God?
Where did you go, why did you die,
I was a doctor, so where was I?
Kenny the moment's passed us by,
moments turn to days
Turning confidence away,
self assuredness to shame
What would you do,
given a chance to meet God?
Where did you go, why did you die,
I was a doctor, so where was...
It all started out when he was young,
and Kenny started out on his first run,
BPO and with nothing to lose,
he chose a life of drugs and a life of booze,
it wasn't long before he lost it all,
everyone knew that'd he would take the fall.
And now he's living down on skid row,
with nowhere else for Kenny to go.
[Chorus:]
Kenny's got everything he needs
A lookout on life and plenty of schemes.
Kenny's got everything he needs
Except for a life of sobriety.
Kenny's got everything he needs
A lifetime of liberty and plenty of dreams.
Kenny's got everything he needs
Except for a life of sobriety.
Now he's forty and got four months clean,
but it wasn't much longer that he's back in the scene,
shooting up dope trying to cope,
and he's burning both ends of his short rope,
once again he don't care,
and he's looking twice as old with the gray in hair,
and next thing I heard he did it again,
he got three more years in his concrete friend.
Woke up this morning so glad to be alive
I knew that this would be my lucky day
Waitin' and wonder just when would you arrive
Countin' all the hours you'd been away
Yes today is gonna be my lucky day.
It's so nice
nice
nice to have you home again
And you're lookin' exactly just the way you used to look before
It's so nice
nice
nice to have you home again
And now that you're here I know you gonna stay
You're never ever ever gonna go away
anymore.
Looked at the letter I'd read so many times
Now the day had really come at last
Thought of you saving all your nickles and your dimes
But now our time was really comin' fast
We'd make up for everthing that's past.
It's so nice
Been thinkin' about you in the sunshine
On a beach and bummin' around
Tho' I've been takin' all my chances
At discos and dances and ev'ry bar in town.
And I've been surfin' ev'ry mornin'
I have a party ev'ry night.
But I've been tryin' to live with out you
And thinkin' about you and girl it just ain't right.
Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju-Julie Anne like a fool
I ran away ran ran ran ran away.
I'm goin' home today.
And I want to stay there beside you
Ju-Ju-Ju-Julie Anne like a fool
I ran away ran ran ran away.
But I'm down on my knees and I'm beggin' you please
please
please say you'll forgive me Julie.
They got a record on the juke box
It nearly makes me want to cry
You always thought it was a cracker
The one by Sedaka 'bout a way to say goodbye.
I think about you when I'm lonely
I draw your picture in the sand.
So many little things remind me
I left you behind me it's hard to understand.
Little lady
oh little lady you're dancing me off my feet
Little lady
oh can't you feel the heat when you hold me
Oh when you hold me it feels like I'm going insane
Little lady can't get you out of my brain.
You fill me up with desire
you take me higher and higher
You kisses burn me like fire
fire
fire
fire:
Hot lips
hot lips girl you got hot lips burning me all night long
The feeling's comin' on strong
Baby
you're turning me on.
Hot lips
hot lips girl you got hot lips burning me all night long
Our love can never go wrong
Baby
you're turning me on.
Baby
I love you. Hot lips.
When you touch me-oh-when you touch me it feels like I'm gonna die
Watch me baby oh watch me hit the sky. Little lady
oh little lady
You're dancin' me off my feet. Little lady oh
Can't you feel the heat.
You fill me up with desire
you take me higher and higher
. . .
Hot lips
hot lips girl you got hot lips burning me all night long
Better get ready better get steady
Better get set to go.
Here she comes
that's Fancy Pants.
She's the slickest
she's the quickest chick
You'll ever know.
That's why they call her Fancy Pants.
Look at her rock (Come on Fancy)
Look at her roll (Show us how to move)
Look at her rock and roll.
rhey call her Fancy Pants
and if you give her a chance
She'll just dance
dance
dance.
Look at her groove and look at her move
she's magic
They call her Fancy Pants and if you pass her a glance
She'll just dance
dance
dance.
She's really sweet she's got magic feet
When she hears that beat she goes wild.
(You know I really love that Fancy Pants)
One night stands and boogie bands that's all she wants to knov
She's quite a girl that Fancy Pants.
She's a rocker
she's a shocker
but I need her so.
(1) really love my Fancy Pants.
Look at her rock (Come on Fancy)
Baby I love you okay
Baby bay baby I love you okay
The music is playing they are laying it down
And here we are grooving and moving around
Once again you are by my side wish you knew how hard I triec
Again and again and again and again just to say hey hey.
I can dance to the music of a rock and roll band
I can shake it with my baby I can hold her hand
And I know how to go when we are dancing
I can rock it with my baby I can hold her tight
I can realiy put it over I can do it alright
But I cannot find a way to say "baby I love you"
(baby I love you okay)
I cannot find a way to say "baby I love you".
But I get my chance when the dancing is through
And we are on our own all alone me and you
Baby I love you okay wish I had the nerve to say it
Over and over and over and over again-again-again.
I can dance to the music of a rock and roll band
three Bump! One
three Bump!
There's a new dance that is going around
Called the Bump
do the Bump.
You can do it to the rhythm of that rock'n roll sound
It's the Bump
do the Bump.
hey hideho here we go
nice and slow.
hey hidehi standing by your baby's side.
hey hidehe count it out along with me.
three Bump! One
three Bump!
(Come on everybody
do the Bump!)
There's a new dance that is going around
. . .
Knick-knack paddy wack now you're standing back to back
Knick knock on the door bump your baby a little more.
Knick-knock feelin' fine do the bump just one more time
three Bump! One
three Bump!
There's a new dance that is going around
Faith No More
Miscellaneous
Anne's Song
"HEY!" WHAT? "Oh nothing, just wondering why it is you're doing
that whatever it is you're doing. "Oh yeah, why?" I dunno it just
doesn't seem like something you'd be doing that's all you of all
people, know what I mean? "Yeah I know it's been bugging you since the
day I was born, huh? I asked my friend Anne about it. I said, 'Anne,
Anne, Anne, what am I supposed to do, it's been bugging them since the
day that I was born.' She said 'Do whatever the hell you want to do!
Now is the time to do whatever you want, and it will still turn out
great. You've got the world at your feet.'"
I never claimed to be different, I only said I was bored and she's
tired of your uniqueness, it sends her over head first then the rest
of her follows, the breath of life, it never left her hollow...
I can do everything, she said, she said with a smile.
And I can go anywhere tonight, cause I'm with Anne.
Anne, Anne, Who? Anne Dagnabit Island princess queen with the juice
What's this? I see she brought her whole uplown contingent. First there's
Jon E., he always loves a party, he's followed by Vinnie, who's feelin'
kinda skinny, he says "Hey Anne I'm starved what you got to eat, she
says "Vinnie you're always starving man get away from that fridge!
Here comes Lucy, she's feelin' really sexy, she's followed by her
boyfriend, who'd better not turn around, this time, or he's bound to lose
her, and here comes Jamilla, who's got the cream soda...
I can do everything, she said, she said with a smile
Everybody there on the dance hall floor had somebody
And honey I couldn't take any more
Then I saw you baby
red headed lady
You were like a flame in a dying fire
'Cos when you move you turn me on
Take me higher and higher
You saved me
I love you red headed lady.
'Cos you were like a light on a stormy sea
Shining on through the waves that were drowning me
You saved me
I love you red headed lady
You burn me with your eyes
you tantalise me girl
You know you do ahh girl I'll burn my fingers
If I lay a hand on you
You were like a flame in a dying fire
. . .
You burn me with your eyes
you tantalise me
Yes you were like a light on a stormy sea
. . .
You were like a flame in a dying fire
. . .
Yes you were like a light on a stormy sea