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'Moms' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Fugly! (2013)

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Plot
JESSE SANCHEZ, an artist/comedian gives the performance of his life. During a New Year's party, Jesse fakes a suicide attempt wrapping a retractable dog leash around his neck, accidentally knocks himself out, and sinks into the waters of his bathtub. Jesse gets the chance to reflect, possibly for the last time, upon his life and love. Known for his envelope pushing performances, Jesse's near death experience bends reality to stage and back again. He takes the audience across the universe of his life's greatest love stories, his quest for fame and the connection both play in understanding who he is underneath it all. With a bump on his head and a bruise on his heart, Jesse finds his way, reconciling with the fates, emerging from the tub to return to the stage a new man...well, at least a man with one hell of a story to tell.

Keywords: comedian, exclamation-point-in-title, one-word-title, punctuation-in-title

Genres

Comedy

Coming Out Par-tay! (2011)

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Genres

Comedy
Short

Promenade (2010)

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Genres

Roscoe's House of Chicken n Waffles (2004)

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Genres

Comedy

In Search of Mike (2001)

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Plot
A man's face is visible in his bubble bath. He's Brian, thinking back to when he was five and his Chatty Cathy Halloween doll disappeared. The reverie becomes a meditation on his relationship with his mother, an acerbic, unhappy, wickedly profane character, abandoned by the lad's father. After dad leaves, mom chain smokes and develops emphysema. At 16, Brian sets out to lose his virginity; at his return at 4 a.m., mom confronts him. Once an adult, Brian calls her on rare occasions, and she sometimes calls him. Sons and mothers: is it love despite the spite?

Keywords: abusive-mother, gay-interest

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Peril (2001)

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Plot
In a low-risk mental hospital near Rutland, Vermont, Vincent goes berserk days before he's to be released, kills four staff, and escapes. The next morning, just before the release of waters from the local dam, a couple named Scott and Terry decide to find some money Scott's brother stole and hid years before: the water will soon cover the spot, and Scott needs the money for an operation to correct a bone disease that's crippling him. Complicating things is the fact that Scott's older brother is the local chief detective, searching for Vincent. The two stories cross when Vincent takes Terry hostage as Scott faces drowning from the rising waters.

Keywords: independent-film

Genres

Thriller

Cafe Flesh 2 (1997)

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Genres

Adult

The Education of Sonny Carson (1974)

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Genres

Drama

Taglines:

You learn a lot in the streets.

Black Eye (1974)

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Plot
Fred Williamson stars as Stone, a Los Angeles-area private eye. After a movie star's funeral, the star's signature walking cane disappears. Stone discovers that the cane is somehow connected to a string of murders. Stone's investigation takes him onto a porn movie set and into a religious cult. A major subplot involves Stone's intermittent relationship with a young bisexual woman, and the tension therein.

Keywords: african-american, baptism, barefoot, based-on-novel, beach, bisexual, blaxploitation, cane, car-chase, cocktail-party

Genres

Action
Crime

Taglines:

Whenever the cane turns up, someone turns up dead. Black Eye knows why.

Quotes:

Dole: California... huh... you're all freaks here.

Boarding House Blues (1948)

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Plot
Despite the slapstick atmosphere there, the inhabitants of Moms' theatrical boarding house in Harlem are broke and in danger of losing their home. For some ready cash, they trick a producer into helping them put on a show, featuring a variety of black specialty acts.

Keywords: actor-shares-first-name-with-character, african-american

Genres

Musical

Moms

Duration: 15:01
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

a short film about moms. a complete farce. Directed by Andrew Ruse Written by Thanks, Computer! Million Dollar Extreme and Rock and Egg Productions facebook....

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Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Dress room 5)

Duration: 2:34
Updated: 27 Sep 2014

- Since the next episode (Season 4.5 Episode 10) is nationals!! Let's do a throwback on Season 2 nationals where they had a clean sweep!! - All credits to Lifetime - You can go to the playlist and choose the episode you want, watch from the first video and it looks like a full episode ;)

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Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Kendall and Chloe's reaction after the audition)

Duration: 0:48
Updated: 27 Sep 2014

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Stoned Moms: The Marijuana Industry's Greatest Untapped Market

Duration: 22:36
Updated: 18 Sep 2014

Click here to subscribe to VICE: http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-VICE If you get the moms smoking then you can get almost anybody. That's the plan of the legal cannabis industry, and they're searching for ways to get moms around the country to set down their wine and light up. We travel to Denver with Jessica Roake, a mother of two from the suburbs of Washington, DC, for a mom-friendly cannabis tour. She gets blazed beyond belief in the name of market research. Watch more Weediquette:Stoned Kids - http://bit.ly/1BQrbiG Check out the 4/20 playlist here: http://bit.ly/WbmMHD Check out our full video catalog: http://bit.ly/VICE-Videos Videos, daily editorial and more: http://vice.com Like VICE on Facebook: http://fb.com/vice Follow VICE on Twitter: http://twitter.com/vice Read our tumblr: http://vicemag.tumblr.com Follow us on instagram: http://instagram.com/vice

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Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Pyramid)

Duration: 2:12
Updated: 27 Sep 2014

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Dance Moms - Showcase Group Dance "The Heist"

Duration: 1:52
Updated: 24 Sep 2014

Season 4 Episode 29 All rights belong to Lifetime! No copyright intended Tumblr --- https://www.tumblr.com/blog/confessionsofdm Instagram --- http://instagram.com/maddiezieglersfacts Twitter --- https://twitter.com/DanceMomsClips ask.fm --- http://ask.fm/dancemomslover17

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Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Dress room 2)

Duration: 0:51
Updated: 27 Sep 2014

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Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Awards ceremony 2)

Duration: 2:29
Updated: 27 Sep 2014

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Dance Moms Season 4.5 Episode 9 (Christi comforts)

Duration: 1:28
Updated: 24 Sep 2014

- All credits to Lifetime - You can go to the playlist and choose the episode you want, watch from the first video and it looks like a full episode ;)

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Dance Moms - Sarah Gets Kicked Out Of The Showcase Group Dance

Duration: 3:40
Updated: 24 Sep 2014

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Dance Moms; Season 4 Episode 29 Sneak Peak

Duration: 1:59
Updated: 23 Sep 2014

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Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Dress room 4)

Duration: 1:21
Updated: 27 Sep 2014

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Dance Moms Season 4.5 Episode 9 (Girls practice their 45 seconds solo 2)

Duration: 2:22
Updated: 24 Sep 2014

- All credits to Lifetime - You can go to the playlist and choose the episode you want, watch from the first video and it looks like a full episode ;)

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P&G; Thank You, Mom | Pick Them Back Up | Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games

Duration: 2:01
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

For teaching us that falling only makes us stronger. For giving us the encouragement to try again. Thank you, Mom. Learn more about P&G; Thank You, Mom at htt...

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Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 29 "45 Second Solos" | AfterBuzz TV

Duration: 53:18
Updated: 25 Sep 2014

Subscribe to AfterBuzz TV's YouTube Channel: http://youtube.com/afterbuzztv AFTERBUZZ TV — Dance Moms edition, is a weekly “after show” for fans of Dance Moms. In this episode hosts Francisco Thurston, Lexie Hammesfahr, and Candice Camacho discuss episode 29. Dance Moms, which reveals the world of competitive dance where overbearing mothers push their daughters to the brink while vicariously living out their own dreams through their young performers. HELPFUL LINKS: -AfterBuzz TV YouTube: http://youtube.com/afterbuzztv -AfterBuzz TV iTunes' Artist Page: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/afterbuzz-tv/id407139777?mt=2 -AfterBuzz TV Sizzle Reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAp1IYD3nns -Purchase AfterBuzz TV Merch: http://www.printfection.com/afterbuzztv -Purchase Adventures of Serial Buddies: https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/adventures-of-serial-buddies/id648123455 -Official Adventures of Serial Buddies website: http://serialbuddies.com/ -Buy Maria Menounos 1st Book: http://www.amazon.com/EveryGirl%252019s-Guide-Life-Maria-Menounos/dp/0061870781/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid;=1393975997&sr;=8-3&keywords;=maria+menounos -Buy Maria Menounos 2nd Book: http://www.amazon.com/The-EveryGirls-Guide-Diet-Fitness/dp/0804177139/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid;=1393975997&sr;=8-1&keywords;=maria+menounos -Catch AfterBuzz TV on Oxygen's Chasing Maria Menounos: http://chasing-maria-menounos.oxygen.com/#fbid=Zy3WZMwj4Az -Download the iOS AfterBuzz App: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/afterbuzztvapp/id806057780?mt=8 Download the Andriod AfterBuzz App: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.afterbuzztv.podcastapp -Download the Andriod Black Hollywood Live App: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bhl.podcastapp -Visit http://blackhollywoodlive.com -Visit http://anatomyofamovie.com -Visit http://bookcircleonline.com -Visit http://schmoesknow.com & their YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/schmoesknow -Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mariamenounos https://twitter.com/afterbuzztv https://twitter.com/bhlonline https://twitter.com/movieanatomy -Networks: http://abc.go.com/ http://www.nbc.com/ http://www.cbs.com/ http://www.fox.com/ http://www.cwtv.com/ http://www.aetv.com/ http://www.sho.com/sho/home http://www.amctv.com/ http://www.bravotv.com/ http://www.hbo.com/#/ http://www.eonline.com/ http://homepage.oxygen.com/#fbid=MjTO... http://www.fxnetworks.com/ http://www.reelz.com/ http://www.mylifetime.com/ http://www.usanetwork.com/ http://www.tntdrama.com/ http://www.mtv.com/ http://www.vh1.com/ http://www.syfy.com/ http://www.spike.com/ http://iontelevision.com/ http://www.oprah.com/app/own-tv.html http://www.bet.com/ http://www.netflix.com/ http://www.hulu.com/ http://www.foxsports.com/

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Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 1 (Dress room 2)

Duration: 2:54
Updated: 22 Sep 2014

All credits to Lifetime Just go to my playlist and choose the episode you want. Watch from the first video and it looks like a full episode ;)

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Dance Moms - Group Dance "Seven Dancers"

Duration: 2:05
Updated: 17 Sep 2014

1st Overall Musical Theater Small Group Abby Lee Dance Company Season 4 Episode 28 All rights belong to Lifetime! No copyright intended Featuring: Mackenzie Ziegler, Maddie Ziegler, Kendall Vertes, Nia Frazier, Chloe Lukasiak, Sarah Reasons, & Kaleigh Cavanaugh Tumblr --- https://www.tumblr.com/blog/confessionsofdm Instagram --- http://instagram.com/maddiezieglersfacts Twitter --- https://twitter.com/DanceMomsClips ask.fm --- http://ask.fm/dancemomslover17

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An Open Letter To Moms from Kid President

Duration: 3:37
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

This one goes out to moms! Without them we wouldn't be here. Share this with the special moms in your life. Music: "Little Balloon" - Jenny and Tyler (http:/...

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Dance Moms Season 4.5 Episode 8 (Group dance)

Duration: 2:48
Updated: 17 Sep 2014

All credits to Lifetime Just go to my playlist and choose the episode you want. Watch from the first video and it looks like a full episode ;)

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Dance Moms - Nia's Solo "Goodbye Maya"

Duration: 1:43
Updated: 17 Sep 2014

1st Overall Contemporary Solo Abby Lee Dance Company Season 4 Episode 28 All rights belong to Lifetime! No copyright intended Tumblr --- https://www.tumblr.com/blog/confessionsofdm Instagram --- http://instagram.com/maddiezieglersfacts Twitter --- https://twitter.com/DanceMomsClips ask.fm --- http://ask.fm/dancemomslover17

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Dance Moms - Award Ceremony; Season 4 Episode 28

Duration: 2:34
Updated: 18 Sep 2014

Season 4 Episode 28 All rights belong to Lifetime! No copyright intended Tumblr --- https://www.tumblr.com/blog/confessionsofdm Instagram --- http://instagram.com/maddiezieglersfacts Twitter --- https://twitter.com/DanceMomsClips ask.fm --- http://ask.fm/dancemomslover17

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MOM'S 1ST BIRTHDAY ママも１歳、おめでとう。｜パンパース公式

Duration: 3:49
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

赤ちゃんの１歳は、ママも１歳。人生でいちばん大変だった１年を乗りこえたママに贈るムービーです。お産を乗りこえたあの日から、毎日毎日、喜びや不安を山ほど体験しながら、赤ちゃんと一緒に１年を乗りこえてきたママ。人生でいちばん大変だった１年に、心からありがとう。 MOM'S 1ST BIRTHDAY. ママ...

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Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Chloe's rehearsal 1)

Duration: 1:34
Updated: 27 Sep 2014

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Sentimental (Born to Dance) Dance Moms FULL SONG

Duration: 2:18
Updated: 31 Jul 2013

Sentimental (Born to Dance) Dance Moms FULL SONG Nikko Lowe.

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What Comes Around Nikko Lowe Dance Moms' Bully Group Dance Full Song

Duration: 2:15
Updated: 23 Apr 2013

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Dance Moms - Ups & Downs (Kendall Payne)

Duration: 2:21
Updated: 01 Sep 2014

I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG Song credit to Kendall Payne :D.

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Make Some Noise Dance Moms Full Song Paige Hyland Solo

Duration: 3:48
Updated: 13 Aug 2013

Make Some Noise Dance Moms Full Song Paige Hyland Solo.

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Dance Moms-Nia Solo Song-I'm Gonna Survive

Duration: 3:40
Updated: 30 May 2013

This is Nia Frazier's solo song from episode 6 season 2 of Dance Moms. Enjoy! The song is I'm Gonna Survive by Nikko Lowe and composed by We3Kings. (:

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Dance Moms - Sinful (Renew - Lili Roquelin)

Duration: 3:41
Updated: 01 Aug 2013

official website: http://www.liliroquelin.com I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG Song Credit to lili roquelin if you would like to purchase her music visit here: http://...

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Allison Gray-Break Me [Lyrics]

Duration: 4:39
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

This song is so beautiful, I love it so much!:D It really relates to me!:)x I DO NOW OWN ANYTHING! I JUST MADE THE LYRICS VIDEO FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL AMAZING SO...

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Where Have All the Children Gone by Joseph Kerschbaum

Duration: 2:02
Updated: 06 Jul 2013

SHOW MORE! I DO NOT OWN! I FOUND THIS SONG ON DANCE MOMS! comment, rate and please subscribe!! Lyrics thank you to Xxballet4lifexX- the creeking silence of a...

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They call me Laquifa *Shangela*

Duration: 2:53
Updated: 12 Aug 2013

They call me Laquifa by Shangela.. Featured on Dance Moms.... That's it.. http://www.mediafire.com/?n2lqncrsrdsagzz.

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Dance Moms - Angel (Maddie's Solo): Song by Scarlett Cherry

Duration: 3:11
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG Credit to: Scarlett Cherry! As Seen on Dance moms!

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Megan Oliver - Like a Supermodel

Duration: 3:24
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/like-a-supermodel-single/id459138276 CHECK OUT THE REMIX ON iTUNES!!!!!! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/like-supermodel-re...

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Dance Moms - Snapshot [Full Song]

Duration: 2:21
Updated: 17 Aug 2013

The full song from the Snapshot group routine on Dance Moms Unsure of the actual artist/title, sorry :\ *I do not own anything* Enjoy!~

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Sweet Little Lies - Glenna - Kendall's Solo - Lyrics - ( Dance Moms )

Duration: 2:56
Updated: 22 Mar 2012

Kendall's solo from dance moms! No copyright infringement intended, all rights go to the owner! Credits go to @DanceMomsSongsVideo for finding this song !!!

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Dance Moms - Chloe's Solo Dream (Everyone Loves a Dream - Clooney)

Duration: 4:06
Updated: 11 Jun 2013

I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG! Follow me on Twitter @ChezFeroce http://www.Twitter.com/ChezFeroce Tumblr: http://sirrgaga.tumblr.com/ As Seen on Dance Moms Season 2...

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Dance Moms - Manhattan: Maddie's Solo from StarBound Nationals (song by Anna Ayers)

Duration: 3:21
Updated: 09 Aug 2014

I DO NOT OWN THIS As seen on Dance Moms song credit to: Anna Ayers.

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Dance Moms - Dont Catch Me By Kadie Hodges (Keep On Falling Chloe's Solo)

Duration: 3:42
Updated: 27 Jan 2012

Purchase this song like I did on itunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dont-catch-me-single/id422125335 Follow me on Twitter @ChezFeroce http://www.Twitter.com/ChezFeroce Tumblr: http://sirrgaga.tumblr.com/ I DO NOT OWN THIS! As seen on Dance Moms~

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Sassy Girl - Plush ( DANCE MOMS GROUP DANCE SASSY DOLLS)

Duration: 3:31
Updated: 05 Feb 2012

OMG THIS VIDEO TOOK FOREVER TO FIND! THANKS TO 143DANCEMOMS ON TUMBLR! FOLLOW ! THIS SONG IS ON ITUNES AND AMAZON FOR $O.99

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''Head Over Heels'' by Robyn Johnson featured on Dance Moms

Duration: 3:56
Updated: 02 Aug 2013

Download Link » http://www.sendspace.com/file/gc25vw (tell me if the link is expired so I can update it). Episode | 2x08 "The ...

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Avalanche by Josephine - FEATURED ON DANCE MOMS!

Duration: 4:11
Updated: 08 Jul 2013

FULL SONG AVALANCHE FEATURED ON DANCE MOMS! No copyright infringement intended.

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Dance Moms- "Quiet Voices"

Duration: 5:11
Updated: 09 May 2013

Also known as "Quiet Violence". By "Sharon Kenny" I own nothing!

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Le Diva's Trio Full Song Dance Moms Paige Chloe and Maddie Twirl - Looks are Everything

Duration: 4:01
Updated: 08 Aug 2014

YAY first on Youtube ! Love DMSV Ps: More Videos comming out today ABOUT THE SPARKLES i needed the sparkle so Lifetime wouldnt block it every country but th...

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I Think I Like You featured on Dance Moms

Duration: 2:41
Updated: 10 Mar 2012

I think i like you By Eagle Eye Kendall's solo with Candy Apples FULL SONG Featured on Dance Moms! No copyright infringement intended

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Reflections Featured On Dance Moms!

Duration: 2:08
Updated: 02 Jul 2013

Reflections full song Featured on dance moms! Song by: Drew Taylor FULL SONG Featured on Dance Moms! No copyright infringement intended.

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FULL VERSION Where Have All The Children Gone

Duration: 1:34
Updated: 23 Aug 2011

full version of where have all the children gone

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Dance Moms [Group Performance] - Sassy Dolls

Duration: 1:26
Updated: 01 Sep 2014

I DONT OWN THIS VIDEO Season 2 - Week 1 Sassy Dolls.

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Dance Moms - Dear Abby, Episode 8

Duration: 2:15
Updated: 29 Feb 2012

Abby Lee Miller shares her thoughts on the new departures in Episode 8 of Dance Moms Season 2. Find out more: http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/dance-moms http://www.facebook.com/lifetime http://twitter.com/lifetimetv

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Dance Moms - Autographs

Duration: 1:29
Updated: 11 Jan 2012

Following their music video appearance, the girls get a taste of stardom. Find out more: http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/dance-moms

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Dance Moms - Music Video Fallout

Duration: 1:39
Updated: 12 Oct 2011

Melissa tries to brush off her disappointment at Maddie's not being featured in the music video. Find out more: http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/dance-moms

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Callback Challenge

Duration: 1:46
Updated: 11 Jan 2012

Chloe is selected for the "callback challenge", much to Maddie's disappointment. Find out more: http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/dance-moms

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Dance Moms - On the Bus

Duration: 1:58
Updated: 31 Jul 2013

The frustrated moms have to wait on the bus for Abby to show up. Find out more: http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/dance-moms.

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Dance Moms || Ordinary girl

Duration: 2:02
Updated: 09 Jul 2013

I decided to make this video! i love the girls!

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• Mackenzie Ziegler ♔ | till the world ends

Duration: 0:28
Updated: 21 Jun 2013

I really don't know what to think about this video, honestly. It didn't turn out right in my opinion. But, Kenzie.. she is just so precious and adorable, i l...

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Mackenzie Ziegler || One Day.❤

Duration: 0:27
Updated: 28 Jan 2012

Watch in HD, pretty please? (: I really like how this turned out, lol. I love this song and Kenzie, so yeah xD This girl is amazing, I don't care what you say :D She's sooooo cute & talented, I really hope she gets more solos this season- I'm so happy she won her age division on Tuesday episode :) I recently got a load of clips from season 2, so I'll be making a LOT of Dance Moms videos, just saying ;) P.S If you live in the US, make sure to watch the new Victorious episode, "The Breakfast Bunch" tonight at 8/7c on Nick, and Dance Moms every Tuesday at 9/8c on Lifetime! (:

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Dance Moms The Party Starts Now FULL SONG

Duration: 3:30
Updated: 01 Aug 2013

mackenzie ziegler solo season 2.

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Dance Moms // Mean Girls Parody

Duration: 1:56
Updated: 01 Jun 2013

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE! DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE MEAN OR RACIST OR ANYTHING! I love the zieglers, and i dont think they are mean but their pa...

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Maddie Ziegler- rare video

Duration: 0:20
Updated: 02 Aug 2013

oh maddie(:

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Chloe & Paige are crazy

Duration: 0:27
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Chloe & Paige pretending to be Glinda the Good Witch and the Wicked Witch of the West. Crazy girls.

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Dance Moms Season 2 Episode 8: Melissa's Engagement Secret

Duration: 1:15
Updated: 07 Aug 2013

Melissa is getting engaged but wants to keep it a secret and quite for now. Abby tries to convince the girls in to telling her about it. I don't own anythting!

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Maddie of Dance Moms Talks About BOYS!!!

Duration: 1:01
Updated: 26 Aug 2014

Maddie tells the Q Morning Show of Pittsburgh about the boys in her class, and it isn't good news!

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Dance Moms - Jill House Tour

Duration: 2:18
Updated: 17 Aug 2013

Jill of "Dance Moms" gives a tour of her house. Find out more: http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/dance-moms.

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Dance Moms Season 2 (Extras) Kelly Hyland's House Tour

Duration: 2:25
Updated: 31 Aug 2014

Brooke And Paige's House! Follow me on Twitter @ChezFeroce http://www.Twitter.com/ChezFeroce Tumblr: http://sirrgaga.tumblr.com/ I DO NOT OWN THIS.

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WPXI Intereview with the Cast of Dance Moms

Duration: 9:13
Updated: 03 Jul 2013

WPXI Interview with the Dance Moms Follow me on Twitter @ChezFeroce http://www.Twitter.com/ChezFeroce Tumblr: http://sirrgaga.tumblr.com/

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Maddie and Kendall

Duration: 0:55
Updated: 03 Mar 2012

Our girls on our flight from LA

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Mackenzie ziegler doing a makeup tutorial

Duration: 3:22
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Makeup video.

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Chloe's Audition!

Duration: 1:11
Updated: 28 Jul 2013

Chloe's audition she could crumble or rise to the occasion!

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Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 27 "The Understudies" | AfterBuzz TV

Duration: 45:17
Updated: 11 Sep 2014

Subscribe to AfterBuzz TV's YouTube Channel: http://youtube.com/afterbuzztv AFTERBUZZ TV — Dance Moms edition, is a weekly “after show” for fans of Dance Moms. In this episode hosts Tony Moore, Francisco Thurston, Lexie Hammesfahr, and Candice Camacho discuss episode 27. Dance Moms, which reveals the world of competitive dance where overbearing mothers push their daughters to the brink while vicariously living out their own dreams through their young performers. HELPFUL LINKS: -AfterBuzz TV YouTube: http://youtube.com/afterbuzztv -AfterBuzz TV iTunes' Artist Page: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/afterbuzz-tv/id407139777?mt=2 -AfterBuzz TV Sizzle Reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAp1IYD3nns -Purchase AfterBuzz TV Merch: http://www.printfection.com/afterbuzztv -Purchase Adventures of Serial Buddies: https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/adventures-of-serial-buddies/id648123455 -Official Adventures of Serial Buddies website: http://serialbuddies.com/ -Buy Maria Menounos 1st Book: http://www.amazon.com/EveryGirl%252019s-Guide-Life-Maria-Menounos/dp/0061870781/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid;=1393975997&sr;=8-3&keywords;=maria+menounos -Buy Maria Menounos 2nd Book: http://www.amazon.com/The-EveryGirls-Guide-Diet-Fitness/dp/0804177139/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid;=1393975997&sr;=8-1&keywords;=maria+menounos -Catch AfterBuzz TV on Oxygen's Chasing Maria Menounos: http://chasing-maria-menounos.oxygen.com/#fbid=Zy3WZMwj4Az -Download the iOS AfterBuzz App: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/afterbuzztvapp/id806057780?mt=8 Download the Andriod AfterBuzz App: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.afterbuzztv.podcastapp -Download the Andriod Black Hollywood Live App: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bhl.podcastapp -Visit http://blackhollywoodlive.com -Visit http://anatomyofamovie.com -Visit http://bookcircleonline.com -Visit http://schmoesknow.com & their YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/schmoesknow -Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mariamenounos https://twitter.com/afterbuzztv https://twitter.com/bhlonline https://twitter.com/movieanatomy -Networks: http://abc.go.com/ http://www.nbc.com/ http://www.cbs.com/ http://www.fox.com/ http://www.cwtv.com/ http://www.aetv.com/ http://www.sho.com/sho/home http://www.amctv.com/ http://www.bravotv.com/ http://www.hbo.com/#/ http://www.eonline.com/ http://homepage.oxygen.com/#fbid=MjTO... http://www.fxnetworks.com/ http://www.reelz.com/ http://www.mylifetime.com/ http://www.usanetwork.com/ http://www.tntdrama.com/ http://www.mtv.com/ http://www.vh1.com/ http://www.syfy.com/ http://www.spike.com/ http://iontelevision.com/ http://www.oprah.com/app/own-tv.html http://www.bet.com/ http://www.netflix.com/ http://www.hulu.com/

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Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 26 "No More Crybabies" | AfterBuzz TV

Duration: 54:20
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Subscribe to AfterBuzz TV's YouTube Channel: http://youtube.com/afterbuzztv AFTERBUZZ TV -- Dance Moms edition, is a weekly "after show" for fans of Dance Moms. In this episode hosts Tony...

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The Babies Are Here! + The Moms Share Birth Stories - The Mom's View

Duration: 40:58
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

For the first time ever, Winston, Idris and Daxton are all on TMV! The Moms share their birth stories and talk about postpartum recovery. http://bit.ly/TMVCh...

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Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 25 "Chloe Gets Revenge" | AfterBuzz TV

Duration: 50:12
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

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Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 23 "Three Soloists, One Star" | AfterBuzz TV

Duration: 52:31
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

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Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 24 "Abby phobic" | AfterBuzz TV

Duration: 48:39
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

AFTERBUZZ TV -- Dance Moms edition, is a weekly "after show" for fans of Dance Moms. In this episode hosts Tony Moore, Francisco Thurston, Lexie Hammesfahr, ...

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Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 16 "Presenting My New Team!" | AfterBuzz TV

Duration: 56:11
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

AFTERBUZZ TV -- Dance Moms edition, is a weekly "after show" for fans of Dance Moms. In this episode host Tony Moore breaks down the episode in which Abby sh...

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Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 21 "Double The Moms, Double The Trouble" | AfterBuzz TV

Duration: 50:31
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

AFTERBUZZ TV -- Dance Moms edition, is a weekly "after show" for fans of Dance Moms. In this episode hosts Stephanie McGrath and Candice Camacho discuss epis...

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Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 22 "Kiss Or Get Off the Pot" | AfterBuzz TV

Duration: 41:33
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

AFTERBUZZ TV -- Dance Moms edition, is a weekly "after show" for fans of Dance Moms. In this episode hosts Lexie Hammesfahr, and Candice Camacho discuss epis...

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Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 12 "Sister Showdown" | AfterBuzz TV

Duration: 53:21
Updated: 03 Sep 2014

AFTERBUZZ TV -- Dance Moms edition, is a weekly "after show" for fans of Dance Moms. In this episode host Tony Moore breaks down the episode in which Payton ...

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Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 28 "Another One Bites The Dust" | AfterBuzz TV

Duration: 50:46
Updated: 18 Sep 2014

Subscribe to AfterBuzz TV's YouTube Channel: http://youtube.com/afterbuzztv AFTERBUZZ TV -- Dance Moms edition, is a weekly "after show" for fans of Dance Moms. In this episode hosts Tony Moore and Lexie Hammesfahr, and Candice Camacho discuss episode 28. Dance Moms, which reveals the world of competitive dance where overbearing mothers push their daughters to the brink while vicariously living out their own dreams through their young performers. Follow us on http://www.Twitter.com/AfterBuzzTV "Like" Us on http://www.Facebook.com/AfterBuzzTV For more of your post-game wrap up shows for your favorite TV shows, visit http://www.AfterBuzzTV.com HELPFUL LINKS: -AfterBuzz TV YouTube: http://youtube.com/afterbuzztv -AfterBuzz TV iTunes' Artist Page: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/afterbuzz-tv/id407139777?mt=2 -AfterBuzz TV Sizzle Reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAp1IYD3nns -Purchase AfterBuzz TV Merch: http://www.printfection.com/afterbuzztv -Purchase Adventures of Serial Buddies: https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/adventures-of-serial-buddies/id648123455 -Official Adventures of Serial Buddies website: http://serialbuddies.com/ -Buy Maria Menounos 1st Book: http://www.amazon.com/EveryGirl%252019s-Guide-Life-Maria-Menounos/dp/0061870781/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid;=1393975997&sr;=8-3&keywords;=maria+menounos -Buy Maria Menounos 2nd Book: http://www.amazon.com/The-EveryGirls-Guide-Diet-Fitness/dp/0804177139/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid;=1393975997&sr;=8-1&keywords;=maria+menounos -Catch AfterBuzz TV on Oxygen's Chasing Maria Menounos: http://chasing-maria-menounos.oxygen.com/#fbid=Zy3WZMwj4Az -Download the iOS AfterBuzz App: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/afterbuzztvapp/id806057780?mt=8 Download the Andriod AfterBuzz App: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.afterbuzztv.podcastapp -Download the Andriod Black Hollywood Live App: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bhl.podcastapp -Visit http://blackhollywoodlive.com -Visit http://anatomyofamovie.com -Visit http://bookcircleonline.com -Visit http://schmoesknow.com & their YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/schmoesknow -Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mariamenounos https://twitter.com/afterbuzztv https://twitter.com/bhlonline https://twitter.com/movieanatomy -Networks: http://abc.go.com/ http://www.nbc.com/ http://www.cbs.com/ http://www.fox.com/ http://www.cwtv.com/ http://www.aetv.com/ http://www.sho.com/sho/home http://www.amctv.com/ http://www.bravotv.com/ http://www.hbo.com/#/ http://www.eonline.com/ http://homepage.oxygen.com/#fbid=MjTO... http://www.fxnetworks.com/ http://www.reelz.com/ http://www.mylifetime.com/ http://www.usanetwork.com/ http://www.tntdrama.com/ http://www.mtv.com/ http://www.vh1.com/ http://www.syfy.com/ http://www.spike.com/ http://iontelevision.com/ http://www.oprah.com/app/own-tv.html http://www.bet.com/ http://www.netflix.com/ http://www.hulu.com/ http://www.foxsports.com/

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Dance Moms Meet & Greet Fort Lee, NJ (7.13.2014)

Duration: 51:32
Updated: 04 Sep 2014

Dance Moms Meet & Great in Fort Lee, NJ with Brooke, Paige & Kelly Hyland. **Every time it stops recording all of a sudden - its because my phone kept on say...

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"Moms the Word" Sofia the First Once Upon a Princess Full Movie (S02E04) HQ

Duration: 21:21
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Sofia the First Once Upon a Princess Full Movie Sofia the First Once Upon a Princess Full Movie Sofia the First Once Upon a Princess Full Movie sofia the fir...

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Dr Phil Moms Who Hate Their Own Children 12 November 2013

Duration: 41:09
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Phillip Calvin McGraw (born September 1, 1950), best known as Dr. Phil, is an American television personality, author, psychologist, and the host of the tele...

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Guess Who's Pregnant?!?! - The Mom's View Live

Duration: 37:57
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

See what's next on Maker.TV ▻ http://mker.tv/TheMomsView Hey everyone! It's natural for a mom to worry, whether it's her first or her fifth! Today we're discussing and sharing what we worried...

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The Building Game -- "Moms" Edition

Duration: 36:33
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

A Mother's Day Building Game, dedicated to my mommy :) Download: http://sethbling.com/TheBuildingGame Channels: https://www.youtube.com/user/VanRyderLP https...

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S10. Dr.Phil - Moms Who Hate Their Own Children [Full]

Duration: 38:40
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Medicine.

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Dance Moms Meet and Greet Atlanta Georgia

Duration: 53:21
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Dance moms Meet and Greet including Christi, Kelly, Paige, Brooke, and Chloe!

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Dr Phil Show Bi Polar Mentally Ill Moms 26 03 2013

Duration: 41:53
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

Subscribe and stay tuned ! Thank you for subscribing. tags: dr.phil, dr. phil, dr.phil full episodes, dr.phil episodes, dr.phil show, dr.phil show hd, dr.phi...

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Moms Mabley - Complete Show

Duration: 59:23
Updated: 06 Sep 2014

Here is a complete show starring Moms Mabley.

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Alli Trippy Talks Love & Babies on The Moms View!

Duration: 22:29
Updated: 05 Sep 2014

See what's next on Maker.TV ▻ http://mker.tv/TheMomsView Hey Everyone!! We are SO very excited to have Vlogger extraordinaire ALLI TRIPPY on the couch today ...

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Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 17 "Seeing Red" | AfterBuzz TV

Duration: 53:15
Updated: 28 Aug 2014

AFTERBUZZ TV -- Dance Moms edition, is a weekly "after show" for fans of Dance Moms. In this episode host Francisco Thurston breaks down the episode in which...

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Omg I'm wearing my moms shirt

Duration: 0:06
Updated: 20 Sep 2014

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Pitt Moms

Duration: 1:35
Updated: 20 Sep 2014

Pitt Moms

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Cute Korean Baby Shocked By Moms Fake Boobs

Duration: 0:10
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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Watch Dance Moms All Season Full Episode Tv Series Streaming

Duration: 42:03
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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Fury moms basement

Duration: 0:45
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

via YouTube Capture

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Dance Moms Roleplay ~ Pyramid and Assignments Week 3

Duration: 4:11
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

~Young and Beautiful~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te11UaHOHMQ (1:30s to 1:45s) ~Bang Bang~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YswhUHH6Ufc (30s-45s) ~Elastic Heart~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqbwD_1y1GM (30s) ~Girls~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8t078YDojM (15s) Needed Parts: ~Brooke~ OPEN ~Chloe~ Solo: Group: ~Kalani~ Duet: Group: ~Kendall~ Trio: Group: ~Mackenzie~ Duet: Group: ~Maddie~ Trio: Group: ~Nia~ OPEN ~Paige~ OPEN ~Sophia~ Trio: Group:

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Tender Care Lanolin for Nursing Moms 2 oz

Duration: 1:11
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

Tender Care Lanolin for Nursing Moms 2 oz Click here for more details: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0011EB814?tag=gols-20 All natural ingredients 100 safe for mom and baby No need to remove before breast feeding Glides on smoothly and gently Tender Care Lanolin for Nursing Moms 2 oz Tender Care Lanolin for Nursing Moms 2 oz Tender Care Lanolin for Nursing Moms 2 oz

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DANCE MOMS La pelea de CHRISTI Y KELLY PARTE 5 la pelea ya termina haora

Duration: 3:15
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

el fin llego 5 partes es mucho para una pelea . BUENO al fin que se amistaron para mi ellas son muy pero muy buenas amigas . y no por una insignificante cosa como llamar por teléfono . DANCE MOMS no seria igual .gracias por ver el vídeo . el sábado y domingo no podre subir otro vídeo . nos vemos el lunes bye

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Moms Put Back-to-School Products to the Test

Duration: 3:45
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

"GMA's" Becky Worley samples the top back-to-school items "as seen on TV."

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Dance moms Nia solo "Goodbye Maya"

Duration: 1:38
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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Moms when the company is over vs when they leave - VINE PerfectLaughs

Duration: 0:20
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 29 "Another One Bites the Dust"

Duration: 7:44
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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WATCH Moms' Night Out FULL MOVIE ONLINE [STREAM] 2014

Duration: 100:22
Updated: 19 Sep 2014

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Ebola Was Not the Only Factor That Killed Duncan

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Article by WN.com Correspondent Dallas Darling. The family of the first person to die of Ebola in the U.S. has a right to be upset. Especially since Ebola was just one of several factors which caused his death. Along with "unfair" treatment, Thomas Duncan was killed by nativism, classism, racism, and corporatism. Although three U.S ... Since much of the healthcare industry in the U.S ... Classism still plagues the U.S ... corporatism....(size: 4.9Kb)

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ISIS militants march on toward Baghdad despite airstrikes, international outrage

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October 13, 2014 -- Updated 0728 GMT (1528 HKT). (CNN) -- Despite airstrikes and international outrage against ISIS militants, the terror group is overrunning Iraqi forces and slowly marching toward Baghdad. And as alarming developments piled up over the weekend, it appears the U.S. plan to "destroy" the group is slowly falling apart. Here are where things stand.. On Baghdad's doorstep. Kurds hold out hope despite ISIS gains. U.S ... A U.N ... 1. 2....(size: 24.4Kb)

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Former Chelsea midfielder Michael Essien was caught in the middle of a hoax that claimed he had the deadly Ebola virus. Rumours emerged on Sunday night that the Ghana and AC Milan midfielder had contracted Ebola while on international duty ... Riccardo Colli - who does work for the club - is reported to have said ... #falsenews" ... ....(size: 1.6Kb)

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Gerber® Announces 2014 "Be Our Baby" Photo Search Enter Your Baby's Photo at Gerber.com and You Could Win $50,000 and Your Baby Could Be the Gerber® 2014 spokesbaby

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Operation Kid Freedom -- making our communities safe for children to take risks

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13 Oct 2014

We did not know that our mom would call the librarian as soon as we were out the door ... Right after the librarian waved goodbye to us and handed us our books -- due back in three weeks -- she'd return the favor, calling our mom to report ... I learned of this conspiracy only recently when I started talking to mom about how kids need to feel free and be able to take risks ... Mom always knew and we took her omniscience for granted....(size: 7.6Kb)

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What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

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13 Oct 2014

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy ... "Mom, you never buy me French fries when I want them ... 6 - It's about time mom, you haven't gone in forever....(size: 5.2Kb)

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The Good Wife Recap: Explosive Secrets Revealed and Alicia's Big Decision in "Oppo Research"

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13 Oct 2014

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‘Teen Mom’ Star Leah Calvert Slams Corey Simms: ‘Everything In The Article Was False’

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13 Oct 2014

According to new tweets, Teen Mom star Leah Calvert is now revealing that everything said in the recent In Touch article is completely false and she is disappointed that her ex-husband would take their custody issues to the media ... Since both Leah and Simms film Teen Mom, it is possible that they will use scenes from the show as evidence in their cases....(size: 3.0Kb)

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Why Jessie J Will Be a Good Guest Judge on 'Dancing With the Stars'

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13 Oct 2014

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Announced Contracted Sales of SEPT 2014 (Shenzhen Investment Limited)

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13 Oct 2014

(Source. Shenzhen Investment Limited) [For immediate release] ... The Group achieved contracted sales of RMB493 million, down 2.4% MoM, up 50.6% YoY, and approximately 56,317 sq.m. in terms of gross floor areas ("GFA"), up 12.7% MoM, up 54.9% YoY ... Nicole Zhou....(size: 1.4Kb)

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It pays to be a dad

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13 Oct 2014

Being a dad might entail dirty diapers, but it also tends to come with big bucks ... And they made nearly twice as much as mothers ... Related. Are you really middle class?. It may not be that surprising that moms make much less than dads, but mothers still make more overall than childless women ... However, moms pulled ahead only because they tended to earn a lot more during their early working years....(size: 1.9Kb)

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Donnie Wahlberg Drama: DDub’s Family Doesn’t Like Jenny McCarthy?

The Inquisitr

13 Oct 2014

While he may have some fans that don’t agree with his relationship choices, Donnie knows himself better than anyone else — except for (maybe) his mom ... As far as his family’s feelings about Jenny… well, who really knows? Donnie is very close to his brothers and his mom, which suggests that he wouldn’t have gone ahead and ......(size: 2.7Kb)

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Del. man charged in DUI death of Pennsylvania teen

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It's a girl! Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis welcome daughter

Boston Herald

13 Oct 2014

Parenthood has not dulled. Ashton Kutcher's wit. Two days after he and fiancée ... "He's been so helpful - chipping in for feedings - and he loves to hold the baby." The new mom, 31, has been venturing outdoors with her girl, strolling around their gated community, adds the source ... Cradle And all ... Sports - lots of 'em Wyatt's closet is brimming with jerseys honoring her bleachercreature folks (Mom's an L.A....(size: 3.8Kb)

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The Juice

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Lydia Harvey. Subscribe to RSS. Amanda Bynes placed on involuntary psychiatric hold. Sunday, October 12, 2014 10.34pm. 12. October. 0. Comments ... Where to begin? ... So, what happened this time? ... “My mom knows that my father’s literally and physically incestual towards his own daughter and the fact that she never called the police on Him embarrasses me to no end ... Bynes’ mom was none too pleased about the claims, and she went right on the defensive....(size: 5.1Kb)

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Shoesize of the angel
Shoesize of the angel
Shoesize of the angel
Shoesize of the angel
Shit!
In the corner of the mirror he glimpsed the angel
Michael's shoes
I was crouching wearing them, sitting on a chair, right
therein full view
Obvious to both of you, terrifying, ridiculous
Amidst no suspicious hairs
The sofa hid behind me while he failed to disappear
So I caught a bus in daylight, and your conscience was
clear
You couldn't get enough of his disappearing love
And so you never telephoned me
Speak up, answer me
What do you say?
I know he likes undressing you in white, cream and grey
I know he's got no money, I know he makes you cry
But never reveal the shoesize of the angel
I said to my friend with indescribable lack of charm
Shoesize of the angel
Shoesize of the angel
Shoesize of the angel
Shoesize of the angel
Shoesize of the angel
Shoesize of the angel
Shit!
The things you'd never spoken of seemed to turn him off
I worked out what you saw in him: irreversible love
In full view of their boyfriends, I attracted no new
partners
And you saw nothing great in me
Speak up, answer me
What do you say?
I know he likes undressing you in white, cream and grey
I know he's got no money, I know he leaves you dry
But never reveal the shoesize of the angel
I said to my friend with indescribable lack of charm
With indifference I fail to meet you
(Ha ha Beelzebub, stick him in the bottom with a
Vaseline tub)
You will not be learning my name
(Ha ha Beelzebub, stick him in the bottom with a
Vaseline tub)
With indifference I fail to meet you
(Ha ha Beelzebub, stick him in the bottom with a
Vaseline tub)
You will not be learning my name
(Ha ha Beelzebub, stick him in the bottom with a
Vaseline tub)
With indifference I fail to meet you
(Ha ha Beelzebub, stick him in the bottom with a
Vaseline tub)
You will not be learning my name
Shoesize of the angel
(Ha ha Beelzebub, stick him in the bottom with a
Vaseline tub)
Shoesize of the angel
With indifference I fail to meet you
Shoesize of the angel
(Ha ha Beelzebub, stick him in the bottom with a
Vaseline tub)
Shoesize of the angel
You will not be learning my name
Shoesize of the angel
(Ha ha Beelzebub, stick him in the bottom with a
Vaseline tub)
Shoesize of the angel
Shit!
Ha ha Beelzebub, stick him in the bottom with a

Top Momus, The Charm Of Innocence

I was born with the charm of innocence
On my back like a cross
Thorns upon my forehead
Round my neck I wore it
Sometimes a rabbit's claw
Sometimes an albatross
It began at a school that turned boys into gentlemen
Then turned them on to debauchery
I was forced to my knees in front of these gentlemen
If I refused they would torture me
On Sundays I'd stalk the Botanical Garden
And under my uniform something would harden
Whenever I passed a girl of my own age
Or did it begin with au pair girls from Germany
Paid by the hour to look after us?
Did it begin with that first opportunity
To corner a stranger with nakedness?
Maybe the clinical way they undressed me
Stayed with me and deeply distressed me
I think, at heart, I'm something of a prude
I was born with the charm of innocence
On my back like a cross
Thorns upon my forehead
Round my neck I wore it
Sometimes a rabbit's claw
Sometimes an albatross
Then at 18 I decided I wanted
To be a commercial photographer
I rented a studio down by the docks
Which I shared with a friendly pornographer
I photographed models in fluorescent light
Whose veins were so blue and whose breasts were so
white
I assumed, like the moon, women were blue cheese
When I left home I already had five years
Of self abuse under my belt
I found certain women who'd let me try anything
Just to find out how it felt
In some garish hotel room with vile decoration
The wallpaper witnessed my first pollination
The paisley patterns witnessed an abortion
I was born with the charm of innocence
On my back like a cross
Thorns upon my forehead
Round my neck I wore it
Sometimes a rabbit's claw
Sometimes an albatross
In the army they taught me to share the abuse
That I'd kept up 'til then to myself
There's nothing like killing
For coaxing a shy boy of twenty-one out of his shell
In the dark continent with a peace-keeping force
I fell in with a bunch of Algerian whores
And promised them I'd try and keep in touch
We met up again in the 18th arrondisement
I remember them well
Their lank stringy hair and their big bulbous noses
Their unmistakable smell
I'd approach all the ugliest, seediest jerks
And ask them to keep a young model in work
Some men, thank Christ, don't discriminate at all
I was born with the charm of innocence
On my back like a cross
Thorns upon my forehead
Round my neck I wore it
Sometimes a rabbit's claw
Sometimes an albatross
I will pass my old age by a pale two-bar fire
Patiently waiting to die
Twitching the lace as the schoolgirls go past
Tracing a page of Bataille
And if you catch sight of my secondhand coat
Leaving behind it a faint whiff of goat
Remember both of us are naked underneath
I thought it would end with the first obscene phone
call
The second professional kill
But somehow detached from my actual behaviour
This innocence burdens me still
Up in the attic I pick up the brush
Paint in the crow's feet, paint out the blush
The face this portrait is of is still capable of
The face this portrait is supposed to be of is still
capable of
The face this portrait is of is still capable of (Paint
out the blush of shame)
The face this portrait is supposed to be of is still
capable of (Paint out the blush of shame)
The face this portrait is of is still capable of (Paint
out the blush of shame)
The face this portrait is supposed to be of is still
capable of (Paint out the blush of shame)
The face this portrait is of is still capable of (Paint
out the blush of shame)
The face this portrait is supposed to be of is still
capable of (Paint out the blush of shame)
(Paint out the blush of shame)
(Paint out the blush of shame)

Top Momus, Natsuko Tayama

I am Natsuko Tayama
The shy soul sister
I got a whole list of
Things on my chest
I want to express
But I'm too shy
To talk to a guy
So I don't even try
'cause I'm shy
Superfly!
Well my face goes flush
I flash a goofy grin
I stammer and I stutter
Don't know where to begin
And I don't change much after sake or gin
(She don't change much after sake or gin)
When I'm on the mic
You can stop right there
I've never been anywhere near
I wouldn't dare
'cause I'm shy
Well you can stop right there!
Superfly!
You know I skipped off school
Too shy for knowledge
I studied silent film when I went to college
Like Andy Warhol and Jonas Mekas
We'd like to be transparent
You can look but don't touch
Or we'll kick your ass!
'cause we're the shy class
Superfly!
I'm Natsuko Tayama
I find there's glamour
In being a wallflower
With a stammer
I love what I am
And you won't change me
So take me how I am
Baby!
'cause I'm super-shy
Superfly!
Well people make quiver
And people make me shiver
Loud people make me want to jump in a river
'cause I'm shy
Here come the tongue-twister
Well I'm shy, mister!
Ha! Superfly!
Well you know
people make quiver
And people make me shiver
Loud people make me want to jump in a river
I can't pluck up the courage to flirt
I'm the world champion heavyweight introvert
I'm shy
Superfly!
'cause I'm Natsuko Tayama
I find there's glamour
In being a wallflower
With a stammer
I love what I am
I'm the best
Funk the rest!
'cause I'm shy

Top Momus, The Animal That Desires

I am cursed with a strange delusion:
I imagine myself to be
The only creature in the world that desires
And reproduces sexually
And everybody else is an amoeba
A tapeworm, a eunuch or virus
(Nicholas, don't be so ridiculous, Nicholas)
So I sit on the tube trying desperately to conceal
This embarrassing anomaly
This sin particular to me
For I, uniquely, must carry the rose
I, uniquely, have a cock beneath my clothes
And dream uniquely lewd dreams in front of multiplex
screens
It's as though I (and I alone)
Should be punished for the Universal Sin
Which reminds me of someone
But I am not like Him
I am the only animal in the world that desires
Wandering lost amidst cathedral spires
Sacrificed on behalf of the general
Possessor of an unruly genital
Amongst the dead I beat my breast
Proclaim my sinful proclivity
For simply living outside captivity
Sexually, as if I were unique, and the world uniquely
unforgiving
Somebody please understand me!
Tell me you feel the same way!
(Nicholas, don't be so ridiculous, Nicholas)
So I sit on the bus trying furiously to conceal
This inexplicable lust, this outlandishly physical zeal
That, if I were to reveal, would seem simply surreal
In your eyes when you realise
I think differently from you
Amidst the phallic towers
Amidst the birds, the bees and flowers
The people too
It's as though I (and I alone)
Should be punished for the Universal Sin
Which reminds me of someone
But I am not like Him
I'm the only animal in the world that desires
Being ushered towards my funeral pyre
The example, the victim, the criminal
Possessor of an unruly genital
Won't someone understand me
Help me bear the strain
Say they feel the same way
Say I'm not to blame
Won't someone understand me
Help me bear the strain
Say they feel the same way
Say I'm not to blame
Won't someone understand me
Help me bear the strain
Say they feel the same way
Say I'm not to blame
Won't someone understand me
Help me bear the strain
Say they feel the same way
Say I'm not to blame
Won't someone understand me
Help me bear the strain
Say they feel the same way
Say I'm not to blame
Won't someone understand me
Help me bear the strain
Say they feel the same way
Say I'm not to blame
Won't someone understand me
Help me bear the strain
Say they feel the same way
Say I'm not to blame
Won't someone understand me
Help me bear the strain
Say they feel the same way
Say I'm not to blame
Won't someone understand me
Help me bear the strain
Say they feel the same way
Say I'm not to blame
Won't someone understand me
Help me bear the strain
Say they feel the same way
Say I'm not to blame
Won't someone understand me
Help me bear the strain
Say they feel the same way
Say I'm not to blame
Won't someone understand me
Help me bear the strain
Say they feel the same way

Top Momus, The Age Of Information

This is a public service announcement
Ladies and gentlemen, we are now entering
The age of information
It's perfectly safe
If we all take a few basic precautions
May I make some observations?
Axiom 1 for the world we've begun:
Your reputation used to depend on
What you concealed
Now it depends on what you reveal
The age of secretive mandarins who creep on heels of
tact is dead:
We are all players now in the great game of fact
instead
So since you can't keep your cards to your chest
I'd suggest you think a few moves ahead
As one does when playing a game of chess
Axiom 2 to make the world new:
Paranoia's simply a word for seeing things as they are
Act as you wish to be seen to act
Or leave for some other star
Somebody is prying through your files, probably
Somebody's hand is in your tin of Netscape magic
cookies
But relax: if you're an interesting person
Morally good in your acts
You have nothing to fear from facts
Axiom 3 for transparency:
In the age of information the only way to hide facts
Is with interpretations, there is no way to stop the
free exchange
Of idle speculations
In the days before communication privacy meant staying
at home
Sitting in the dark with the curtains shut unsure
whether to answer the phone
But these are different times, now the bottom line
Is that everyone should prepare to be known
Most of your friends will still like you fine
X said to Y what A said to B
B wrote an E-mail and sent it to me
I showed C and C wrote to A:
Flaming world war three
Cut, paste, forward, copy
CC, go with the flow
Our ambition should be to love what we finally know
Or, if it proves unloveable, simply to go
Axiom 4 for this world I adore:
Our loyalties should shift in view
According to what we know
And who we are speaking to
Once I was loyal to you, and prepared to be against
information
Now I am loyal to information, maybe I'm disloyal to
My loyalty becomes more complex and cubist with every
new fact I learn
It depends who I'm speaking to
And who they speak to in turn
Axiom 5 for information workers who wish to stay alive:
Supply, never withhold, the information requested
With total disregard for interests
Personal and vested
Chinese whispers was an analogue game
Where the signal degraded between brain and brain
Digital whispers is the same in reverse
The word we spread gets better, not worse
Better, not worse
X said to Y what A said to B
B wrote an E-mail and sent it to me
I showed C and C wrote to A:
Flaming world war three
Cut, paste, forward, copy
CC, go with the flow
Our ambition should be to love what we finally know

Top Momus, The Cheque's In The Post

Me and my lawyer sat down and worked out
The full cost of the wrongs I have done you
And I'm sending the money to you
The cheque's in the post
For giving you hell
When I should have been treating you well
Reparation: five hundred five pound notes in a roll
For remarks about your weight
For complaining when you were late
Compensation: two thousand pounds, the going rate
For the times we were out
And my eye kept roving about
Settling on younger women: Fifteen hundred, say it's
forgiven
Running total: six thousand three hundred and fifty
pounds
With tax added on
And that's just the end of verse one
For attacking your superstition
Your pantheistic new age religion
Let's say the sum of one thousand seven hundred and
ninety seven
When I said your new dress wasn't splendid
When I told you the way the film ended
I guess I was wrong, accept this token: seven thousand
pounds
And for passing the pictures I'd taken
Of your body totally naked
Around all our friends, let's call it a round nine
thousand pounds
Running total: twenty four thousand one hundred and
forty seven pounds
On its way to you
And this is just the end of verse two
Me and my lawyer sat down and worked out
The real cost of the wrongs I have done you
And I'm sending the money to you
The cheque's in the post
And for my next indiscretion
When we had sex on the floor of the kitchen
I sang it in a song: accept ten thousand - make that
eleven thousand - pounds
And for failing to give enough time
To the baby that could have been mine
It's not that I don't care, my love, it's just so hard
to find a figure
Worst of all I stopped loving your body
Making you feel so low
Though my lawyer says no blame can be apportioned
For circumstances beyond my control
So now I'm all paid up
And absolved from this guilt
I'm going to get another girl in
Under my quilt
And run up
Another massive debt
Hail Mary
Pray for me now
Now and at the hour of my death
(Ba-ba-da ba-ba-da ba-ba-da)

Top Momus, Stephanie Pappas

I follow a totally uncharismatic guru
(Electric automatic guru)
He told me Stephanie be wonderful
Be who you want to be
And do the things you want to do
(Electric guru)
I gave all my money
To my uncharismatic guru
(Automatic uncharismatic guru)
But Mummy don't worry
I know what he's trying to do
(Bugaboo, bugaboo guru)
Oh he doesn't fool me, with one look
I can see right through
(My automatic uncharismatic guru)
But I would still buy
If he tried to sell me the moon
(The fool - sell you the moon!)
I have fallen in love
With my uncharismatic guru
(I love you, I love you guru)
Because that was exactly the thing
That he seemed to expect me to do
(My automatic uncharismatic guru)
(The fool)
He thinks he's a charlatan
Thinks I'm a naive fool
(My laughable, loveable guru)
In fact it's the other way round
Who fooled who?
(More fool you, guru!)
He told me Stephanie Pappas
To thine own self be true
(Do as I say, not as I do)
All that seems to be you's really me
And all that seems to be me is really me too
So I went to bed
With my uncharismatic guru
It seemed to be simply the right thing to do
When I'd given him my money, my soul and my body
I did it to make him feel better
And I'd just like to say
I only wish my guru could have been a better lay

Top Momus, Spooky Kabuki

We are the pirates
We sail in silence
On frigates, through darkness
Some fear us, our violence
Others admire us
Come to our islands
The sea is still calm
Bring all your diamonds
Our caves are warm
These waves herald a storm
We'll do you no harm
You have no choice
Lucky our hearts are warm

Top Momus, Slide Projector Lie Detector

I've spent my life with some regrets
Between naked girls and gadgets
Trying to make the best of things
A clean breast of things
I clear my desk of papers but avoid
The little nest of naked Polaroids
I'm married now but can't deny
I was a single man when I
Collected slides of girls
And hid them in this carousel
To shine for selfish pleasure on my wall
My slide projector lie detector
Shines the things I don't remember
Seven metres tall
On my living room wall
My yesterdays you thought were dead
Are back to life forever
My word processor's got a text corrector
That's got a thing built in
That stops me when I try to enter lies
That prints the truth and cuts me down to size
My yesterdays you thought were gone
Spring back to life when you stumble on
A photograph I made
A duplicate tape on video 8
Of long-lost days I long ago erased
My slide projector lie detector
Shines the things I don't remember
Seven metres tall
Across our living room wall
My video cassette recorder plays cassettes in rigid
order
Scans for naked skin
Locate the index, hit slow motion, switch to playback
No fast-forwarding
My slide projector lie detector shines the things I
don't remember
Seven metres tall

Top Momus, The Madness Of Lee Scratch Perry

Madness!
Well they're spying on me from the tape recorders
All the people say I'm out of order
I've been sent to Earth from outer space
As a warning to the human race
Well the dogs are howling at the moon
And an orchestra is out of tune
I've got a blue guitar
And I'm driving in my car to Abyssinia
Cos life over there is better by far
From Philadelphia to Jamaica
I'm sick to the death of the way things are
I'm over the abyss, can't take much more of this
Don't want to kill myself you see there's too much risk
The pills don't work, the gun might miss
They say schizophrenia's a fine madness
And I'm sad to say I'm on my way
I won't be back for many a day
Well the bank is stealing all my cash
I know that flight 13 is going to crash
I know that people don't like me
I know that's because I call thin thin, I call fat fat
Well I know the messiah's coming down
I had to leave my little girl in Kingston town
So tell me how far to Abyssinia
The second on the left after Jamaica
I'm driving in my car, running way far
From things as they are... schizophrenia!
There are forces out to destroy me
And I know you think I'm paranoid
Because I say there's a big conspiracy
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy
I've got a blue guitar
Wishing 'pon a star
Wishing 'pon a star
Sitting in a bar with a broken heart
What do you call it when your life falls apart?
Schizophrenia, schizophrenia
Carry me away to Abyssinia
We'll play a little song of the way things are
For things are changed upon a blue guitar
Things are changed upon a synthesiser
All the ladies in the house go 'Lah dee dah'
Listen to the man with the blue guitar
Shake up your bosom take it out of your bra
Fruits in the pockets of a cornucopia
Schizophrenia, schizophrenia
I've got a broken heart and my head's in a mess
And the train is at the station and the steam begin to
hiss
Take me anywhere away from all this!
Toss the caber, do the highland fling
Your daddy's gonna buy you a diamond ring
He's got a battering ram, a battering ram
And he's got a little problem with who I am
From Jamaica to Philadelphia
Lee Scratch Perry to Frank Sinatra

Top Momus, The Laird Of Inversnecky

"I think I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes on
than you in your best suit"
I said to my dummy at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay,
Isle of Bute
While the manager, praying for rain, watched the £50
grey clouds
Rolling in
Knowing if it rained we'd get the crowds
Knowing if it rained we'd get the crowds
Born in Greenock, 'the Tall Drole' was known to all
Worked in the mines and the mills but ended up in music
hall
Maidie played the accordion, she was 'the Small Doll'
We could bring the hoose doon, nae bother at a'!
It all seems like yesterday, though you weren't alive
The Panopticon, the Trongate, Glasgow 1935
In the name of the wee man, here comes Funny Clive
God, it made you glad to be alive
It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, aye you ken me weil
With ma cast of characters frae places that are nearly
real
Cold today! Aye! That's why we're by the seaside
Everybody come
To the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion
Every single night is fun!
I began as the panto tea boy, became the canny Scot
Like a chimney sweep on a ladder to very top
Synonymous for many with my famous character
The Reverend I.M. Jolly, the morose minister
The character comedians that you may see today
Where'd they get their talent for remarkable mimicry?
It's plain to see, it came from me, I saw them
scribbling away
They all laughed like crazy at my "hoity-toity ladies"
"The flag at the castle is half mast high
Let's all go down to Mackie's for a wee cup of tea"
It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, back to make you
greet
The Portobello pierrots, they cannae compete
At the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion, sixteen bloody years
we've run
And every single night of it's been fun!

Top Momus, The New Decameron

In a time of plague
We were young and gay
And while money reigned
Minorities were wiped out every day
But we had tailors
We were getting famous
With the patronage of William Burroughs
And also Kathy Acker
Our pens would save the day
Singing 'tirra lirra tirra lirra tirra lirra gabba
gabba hey'
And our heroes were (and our heroes were)
Nightclub entrepreneurs (nightclub entrepreneurs)
Our novellas were
Metaphors and deconstructions
Architects
Who blow up their own buildings
While Reagan and Thatcher reigned we got famous
Not all of us survived
As happens in time of plague
Singing 'tirra lirra tirra lirra tirra lirra gabba
gabba hey'
In a gilded time (in a gilded time)
When death was king (death was king)
A group of authors
Began to write a new Decameron
Whose elegance
Bordered on the Florentine
And when the 90s came
We were immune to plague
To every known strain

Top Momus, The Cabinet Of Kuniyoshi Kaneko

Leopards prowl the studios of the Duc de Berry's great
chateau
Where Cocteau's beast rehearses Beauty's rape
Lewis Carroll marks his diary with a small white stone
As Kuniyoshi Kaneko prepares to paint
Listen to the shells my darling, what you hear is not
the sea
But whispering, malicious human hearts
Adults who don't wish to know the Duc de Berry's great
chateau
And hate the world of childhood and of art
We who paint or photograph to stop your dying in its
path
And fix you in the permanence of spring
Can't stop the prattlers prattling
The rattlesnakes who, rattling, see ugliness in every
living thing
See ugliness in every living thing
The calculated insolence of little girls in sailor
suits
Whose faces seem to say more than they know
Appetites and ornaments for the libertine in all of us
From the cabinet of Kuniyoshi Kaneko
Follow to the studio where Alice Liddell plays the
roles
Of tousle-headed naked gypsy girls
The Reverend Charles L. Dodgson from the darkness of
his camera
Preserves her for himself and for the world
Children torn by cruel desires, the handiwork of
murderers
Who hack their little bodies to the bone
Somehow live to tell the tale, astonishingly fit and
well
They couple in the fabulous chateau
We who paint or photograph to stop your dying in its
path
And fix you in the permanence of spring
Can't stop the prattlers prattling
The rattlesnakes who, rattling, see ugliness in every
living thing
In every lovely living thing
A looking glass is not a world
A painted girl is not a girl
In games there can be no forbidden things
In life remain considerate, in art the Devil's advocate
Why deny that Pegasus has wings
In life remain considerate, in art the Devil incarnate
Why deny the siren when it sings?
In games there must be no forbidden things
So watch the wall my darling while the gentlemen go by
And mark your diary with a small white stone
Little hearts of marzipan and lacquer work from old
Japan

Top Momus, The Last Communist Premix

"Would the last communist out
Switch off the lights?"
They shout as they go
Into the night
They think that it's over
Maybe it is
But I'm staying here
Alone with this promise
In my mind
It still exists
I'm the last communist
Alone in the Soviet Union
(In the Soviet Union)
There's a light switch on the wall
(In the Soviet Union)
And a canteen down the hall
(In the Soviet Union)
I make faces with a torch
(In the Soviet Union)
In the mirror on the back of the bathroom door
(In the Soviet Union)
Shining up the lino on the corridor floor
(In the Soviet Union)
Eating dead pigeons cold and raw
(In the Soviet Union)
Drinking vodka through a straw
(In the Soviet Union)
Weeping for the visions Lenin saw
I like it here
I like it fine
The radiator's warm
The bus is on time
And healthcare is free
A job is for life
The caretaker is me
I'm switching on the lights
In my mind
It will exist
I'm the first communist
Alive in the Soviet Union
(In the world of freedom)
You lived a long time ago
(In the world of freedom)
You filled your shoes with six black toes
(In the world of freedom)
You rode to work on a big skateboard
(In the world of freedom)
And swiped your celery barcode
(In the world of freedom)
Exploding filippino washing machines
(In the world of freedom)
Your sinister servants watch TV
(In the world of freedom)
You shake our palm trees violently
(In the world of freedom)
Until the coconuts fill your plastic tray
(In the world of freedom)
You're writing up the budget and you're purchasing
supplies
(In the world of freedom)
It's always someone else's turn to die
(In the world of freedom)
You're launching major missile strikes (on the Soviet
Union)
(In the world of freedom)
To prove you'll never drink Zamzam cola
(In the world of freedom)
The car protecting your child is killing mine
(In the world of freedom)
You're blinded by the headlights on the autobahn
(In the world of freedom)
A chimp made off with your sports jacket, boy
(In the world of freedom)
Your king is a monkey and a mongoloid
Today I'm alone
The war hasn't even begun
But your king hasn't won
One day you'll come
It's so clear
Our future's here
I am just the caretaker
All is forgiven!

Top Momus, The Last Communist

Top Momus, Red Pyjamas

Time after time the hands on my watch spin around
And I know that I've been around
But I'm coming home now baby
Time after time when I know you've been waiting up for me
Just pacing and shaking up for me
Your anger in proportion to your love
Sparrows fly up easy, startling
Lovers in the peaceful night
I love the angry way you say to me
'Where have you been all night?'
Standing in your red pyjamas
Time after time when we've come through the dark of the
night
And by sunrise everything's right
I'm coming home now baby
Time after time when I know you've got stressed up about
I secretly hope you'll get dressed up and shout me
The colour and dimension of your love
Sparrows fly up easy, startling
Lovers in the peaceful night
I love the angry way you say to me
'Where have you been all night?'

Top Momus, The Angels Are Voyeurs (reprise)

The pervert and his angels hide amongst the stars and
watch
And as we blow ourselves to bits the angels pump their
cocks
Their semen flows across the sky and forms new milky
wheys
And somewhere in some galaxy in less than seven days
They make a planet more curvaceous and much sexier than
ours
Full of bigger sinners

Top Momus, The Ladies Understand

When I was a little whippersnapper of a boy just 19
years of age
And I happened to stain the sheets on the bed or I
happened to misbehave
The stains were lovingly washed away in a tub of soapy
water
By the ladies I protected from a world of horrible
slaughter
But whenever a piece of ultraviolent thuggery is done
And the world looks on with heart in mouth, speechless
and stunned
Remember that every offender is his own mother's son
Here is the song that I have always sung:
"Give me mass in the morning, the bookie's at noon
The brothel all night long
But I'll always be true to the ladies, the ladies
understand
I'm their favourite
They love me, I treat them like ..... "
Then when at last I came of age and had to make my way
I set up shop with a dozen girls, so popular was I
I marched them up to the top of the town and there I
had them loiter
There are many worse ways to earn your pay in a world
of horrible slaughter
But whenever a piece of ultraviolent thuggery is done
And the world looks on with heart in mouth, speechless
and stunned
Remember that every offender is his own mother's son
Here is the song that I have always sung:
"Give me mass in the morning, the bookie's at noon
The brothel all night long
But I'll always be true to the ladies, the ladies
understand
I'm their favourite
They love me, I treat them like sh- ..... "
One of my girls did a runner one day with a lad from
the orchestra
Who scraped a living on a violin and stayed at home
with Ma
I ground his instrument into the ground and Tracy, when
I caught her
That time got off lightly tn this world of horrible
slaughter
Now I've got a little whippersnapper of my own just at
the difficult age
And if he happens to slash a girl to test his army
penknife blade
The blood is lovingly washed away in a tub of soapy
water
By the girls he may protect one day from a world of
horrible slaughter
Give me mass in the morning, the bookie's at noon
The brothel all night long
But I'll always be true to the ladies, the ladies
understand
I'm their favourite

Top Momus, Other Music

Mad music, sad music
Totally bad and crazy music
Brave music, strange music
Mathematical lava music
Music from the roots
Not from corporate suits
Stand out from the crowd
Play quiet music very, very loud
Difficult music, liveable music
Lickable, hummable, kickable music
Love music, fear music
We got some here music!
Retro-futuristic dandy music
Exploding plastic candy music
So amusing
Brother music
Sister music
Lover music
Other Music
Number 15 East 4th Street
Kinky music
Stinky music
Cutey pinky Japanese music
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Fuck music
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Top Momus, The Homosexual

I love women but I'm thinking of giving in
I love women but what's the point of arguing
With the men from boarding schools and building sites
Who've told me I'm a homosexual all my life
One stop past Embankment and the coughs begin
Hell hath no fury like an insecure Englishman
You don't need psychoanalysts to translate this
'There is an open homosexual in our midst'
'The Homosexual' they call me
It's all the same to me
That spectre they projected I will now pretend to be
Since their neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since their tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse them
I'll make love with their women
I'll make them sing notes of pleasure
Their husbands will never hear
I love women but I take them by surprise
Pretending absolute indifference to their breasts and
thighs
Like their hairdressers and dressmakers I hear
confessionals
Reserved for homosexual professionals
As I put their feet in stirrups with my limp wrist
(A trick I learned from a homosexual gynaecologist)
I recall the words my first girlfriend ended our first
date with
"I feel privileged you chose me to go straight with"
'The Homosexual' they call me
It's all the same to me
That spectre they projected I will now pretend to be
Since their neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since their tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse them
I'll make love with their women
I'll make them sing notes of pleasure
Their husbands will never hear
You who called me shirt-lifter in Chemistry class
You who sniggered "look out for your arse"
Now your women wash your shirts, now your kids are
born, baby, look out for your horns
You who called me teapot, who plagued me with your bile
Guess who I've got coming to the boil
Why not grab the nettle I'll settle for being the
kettle if you're the pot
I take my tea like my revenge: sweet and hot
'The Homosexual' they call me
It's all the same to me
That spectre they projected I will now pretend to be
Since their neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since their tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse them
I'll make love with their women
I'll make them sing notes of pleasure
Their husbands will never hear
'The Homosexual' you call me
It's all the same to me
That spectre you projected I will now pretend to be
Since your neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since your tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse you
I'll make love with your women
I'll make them sing notes of pleasure
That you will never hear
Never in a million years

Top Momus, Steven Zeeland

All I desire is a military man who knows that he is
born
A soldier, a sailor, a pretty marine blowing on the
horn
On a military base or a battleship deck
Let me come in his ass with my tongue down his neck
When I die mix my ash with the piss
At Camp Pendleton Del Mar Enlisted Club
Well Brent was my crush in high school, boys
And I followed him round the world
Well the army sent Brent off to Frankfurt, boys
But Brent he went off with a girl
I rented a room like a Fassbinder film
But I needed a job so they had me begin
At a sporting goods store on the military base
Blowing on the horn
And why should I lust after killing machines
A man of my delicate build?
Why request photos of naked marines
From the Athletic Model Guild?
Stripped to the skin, their muscles like rocks
With their hair high and tight, gripping their cocks
Put it down to the fact that opposites attract
And go blowing on the horn
On Okinawa straight Corporal Buchman bonded while
getting tattoos
In California a thousand marines were caught posing for
gay videos
Nobody's straight one hundred percent
Every soldier and sailor's potentially bent
I'll keep you hard 'til your girlfriend arrives
And keep blowing on your horn
He wrote 'Barrack Buddies and Soldier Lovers', 'The
Masculine Marine'
'Sailors and Sexual Identity' and did lots of research
in between
But a writer should never stop living to write
Steven Zeeland, our hero, still follows the fleet
Painting the town, writing it down
And a' blowing on the horn
Agh!
A man in the thrall of a sexual spell is the luckiest
man alive
The dreams he has lived and the sperm he has spilled
Give meaning to his life
When you look back, after you're dead
You'll regret what you didn't do, not what you did
When I die mix my ash with the piss

Top Momus, The Guitar Lesson

The pupil is twelve, attractive, withdrawn
In a midnight blue school uniform
Lips just a little too full for her face
Distant eyes full of space
In her posture no trace of coquette
No defiance
She fingers the frets looking forlorn
Crossing her legs where her tights have been torn
Starts as her mother comes into the room
And the afternoon grows still
And her mother feels chill
Shivers and buttons her coat
I gently correct the curve of her back
And open her book in the now-empty flat
At the classical piece I've had her prepare
And her arms are bare as she plays
And I draw back behind her ear
A few strands of hair gone astray
She shows me her bracelet, the lesson is done
I turn it around between finger and thumb
We sit face to face and it seems to me that
Her face is the face of a cat
And touching the place where her breasts will be
I press my hand flat
She comes into my lap, I turn her around
Her hands clasp my neck and her feet skim the ground
Her skirt travels up under my palm
But the pupil sits looking so calm
As if listening to the distant sound
Of a burglar alarm
What happened next it's hard to recall
The guitar lesson left no traces at all
Now, from afar, it seems to resemble
A strange composition in oil

Top Momus, The Day The Circus Came To Town

The day the circus came to town
We lined the streets from Leith
To beyond belief
The day the circus came to town
The wind was light to moderate
And there was fog on higher ground
And everybody laughed or did not laugh
When a couple of mongrels coupled on the path
The day the circus came to town
The day the circus came to town
The department stores were crammed
Like hell with the Damned
The day the circus came to town
There were ten years in a decade
A hundred pennies in a pound
And everybody clapped or did not clap
When an orchestra swept past in drag
The day the circus came to town
Couldn't tell the two apart
But there's only room for one in my heart
Because being of one mind is a capital crime
I will pack and unpack at the drop of a hat
And I will join or leave that circus
At any given point, at any given point, at any given
point in time
The day the circus came to town
It was overtime for the boys in blue
But they were dancing too
The circus came to town
The fork was on the left and the knife was on the right
And the diner sat down
And everybody cheered or did not cheer
When a boy took off his hat and his hair appeared
The day the circus came to town
The day the circus came to town
God was in his heaven like a goldfish in a bowl
To the visible dismay of air traffic control
The day the circus came to town
Last night's party met the day's first hearse
And, spilling vodka on the wake made a fatal mistake
With a match and flabbergasted watched them all
Fall flambeed six feet underground
And everybody booed or did not boo
When the ghost of Deacon Brodie sawed a corpse in two
The day the circus came to town
Still can't tell the two apart
But there's only room for one in my heart
Because being of one mind is a capital crime
I will pack and unpack at the drop of a hat
And join or leave that circus
At any given point in time
Because being of one mind is a capital crime
I will pack and unpack at the drop of a hat
And I will join or leave that circus
At any given point, at any given point, at any given
point in time
Because being of one mind is a cap-cap-capital crime
I will pack and unpack at the drop of a hat
And I will join or leave that circus
At any given point, any given point, at any given point

Top Momus, Space Jews

They have us taped
They have us pat
They are extraterrestrial, extraterritorial
Where did they come from? No-one can say
One possible explanation is that they
Are Space Jews
Jews from outer space
Sent to walk amongst us
To improve the human race
Space Jews
Jews from outer space
Jews from outer space
They gave us a messiah
They gave us a morality
They help us lead good lives from up above
They are Space Jews
They're giving us a message of love
For them we're clear
They see right through
All the stupid and murderous things we do ..... or
would like to
The Nobel prize never goes to the goys
Who split the atom?
Einstein, Oppenheimer and the Freuds
Every one of them
Space Jews
Jews from outer space
Sent to walk amongst us
To improve the human race
Space Jews
Jews from outer space
Jews from outer space
They're doctors and they're lawyers
They're astronaut philosophers
They're holding up a mirror from above
They are Space Jews
They're bringing us a message of love
We are from Earth
But they're from space
And that's where we'll all go one day
If we have enough faith
Together we'll colonise the stars
They can take us that far
Mr Spock on the Enterprise will be our guide
Vulcans too are .....
Space Jews
Jews from outer space
Sent to walk amongst us
To improve the human race
Space Jews
Jews from outer space
Jews from outer space
And I really admire them
I really want to be like them
And when you want to be one
That's all you need to feel like one
For in the words of one of them
Theodor Adorno:
"Soul is just the longing
Of those with no soul
For redemption"
So why don't you come and join them?
Space Jews

Top Momus, Song In Contravention

Song giving descriptions of an unnamed act of love
The court will call this song Exhibit A
Song including details of the persons taking part
And the actual words these persons say
Song in contravention of sections of the law
Members of the jury take your time
Remember even listening if only this far in
Already makes you guilty of a crime
This love in contravention
They see fit to ban
That woman feels for woman, man for man
This love outside the law is the strongest love of all
Pass it on (pass it on)
To sing this song is a crime of love
Sing this song (sing this song)
Song giving descriptions of an unnamed act of love
Outlawed by the government this year
A song giving descriptions of forbidden forms of love
Is passing at this moment through your ear
Song in contravention of sections of the law
That deal with making public private thoughts
With lyrics so explicit and descriptions so perverse
They constitute the crime that it reports
This love in contravention
They see fit to ban
That woman feels for woman, man for man
This love outside the law is the strongest love of all
Pass it on (pass it on)
To sing this song is a crime of love
Sing this song (sing this song)
In the perfumed garden the apprentice sits alone
Like a Persian miniature in stone
The jury and the witnesses are kneeling at the throne
Waiting for the judgement to come down
Song giving descriptions of an unnamed act of love
An act of love is taking place
Sung with your consent, the song has reached its very
The prosecution rests its case

Top Momus, The Sensation Of Orgasm

For the sensation of orgasm
Civilisations must rise and fall
For the sensations of orgasm
We build the society of spectacle
Oh these are beautiful powers
And these are beautiful human rights
And we have beautiful lawyers
Freedom is keeping us up all night
For the sensation of orgasm
Cultures accumulate energy
And for the pleasure of citizens
Allow the transgressions of chemistry
Oh these are beautiful powers
And we are dutiful citizens
And we elect by desire
Yes we elect only pretty things
Famous performers who win applause
From the anonymous everywhere
Show us that life is just metaphors
Sex is the air and the atmosphere
Oh you're such beautiful movers
And your performance was fabulous
You think because you are lovers
You were the ones who invented this
Each day I build a great tower
Where they speak thousands of languages
Oh these are beautiful flowers
And these are fabulous sandwiches
All the sensations of orgasm
Here in the congress of intercourse
These are the rights of the citizen
You may shout 'til your voice is hoarse
Oh these are beautiful colours
And this is lovely arithmetic
This system's been designed for us
It's such a pity it makes us sick
All the sensations of orgasm
Empower me afresh with a rush release
All the sensations of orgasm
Patrolling the borders with love police
Oh these are beautiful powers

Top Momus, The Penis Song

Buckminster Fuller, inventor of the geodesic dome
Once gave a lecture he entitled 'Everything I know'
Taking the title literally, he spoke four years or so
And I intend to do the same, so make yourself at home
(Pull up a chair, smoke a cigar or something)
Cynthia Plaster Caster once took my cast and showed me
In a penis exhibition in a gallery on Broadway
So many people saw my penis in its glass case
They recognise my penis now before my face
Subject for today: does knowledge elevate or demean us?
Everything you didn't want to know about my penis
A baker has a penis thing for flattening the dough
But stick it in the oven and it rises up, like so
The man who chops the melons up with a long and pointed
knife
Has a penis with a mottled skin, I know, I asked his
wife
(Very curious)
A priest beneath his cassock has a penis just the same
Some call the hypothalamus the penis of the brain
One man's sport is fly fishing, the other's pocket
billiards
Congratulations, Watson, on your almost-Freudian
brilliance
The comedian from hell always thinks he can entertain
With everything we didn't want to know about his penis
Like the heather of the Highlands, mine is tipped with
flecks of purple
With a head as wise as Solomon, although shaped like a
turtle
It wears a flesh-tone roll-neck and the neck goes up
and down
It comes out in the evenings and on Friday paints the
town
Obsessively, compulsively, it only wants one thing
To fill your chosen orifice with ropes of pearly string
Delivering its message to your womb or to your tongue
And then going slack and flaccid when its pressing work
is done
In witty conversation, by drip or intravenus
I drop everything you didn't want to know about my
penis
(Some sort of Tourette Syndrome)
It's a very fine philosopher, debating right and wrong
Shows promise as a songwriter (it writes most of my
songs)
Don't bury it in boxer shorts but wear it like a tie
Or avant garde jewellery hanging from your fly
(Very chic!)
Jean Luc Godard once declared, to gales of mystified
laughter
That some men wash their hands before they touch it,
others after
And if you slot it carefully where the sun will never
shine
You'll feel what's mine becoming yours, what's yours
becoming mine
Ladies and hermaphrodites, my tender-hearted readers
Everything you didn't want to know about my penis
There was a bohemian monk
Who went to bed in a bunk
He dreamt that Venus
Was stroking his penis
And woke up all covered in .....
Thought for the day: does abstinence dirty us or clean
Everything you didn't want to know about my penis
It's a tribute to the power of something otherwise
mundane
That waving it under a stranger's nose is said to scar
his brain
I'm doing my bit to see the power of taboo remains
intact:
I keep a penis on my head but never lift my hat
(I keep a penis on my head but never lift my hat)
And if I've bored you stiff with this riff about my
penis
I wouldn't let a little thing like that come between us
And if you can think of another song even more
atrocious

Top Momus, Virtual Valerie

I tried to keep my soul alive
Playing Mortal Kombat on the Megadrive
I patched my lust with Nicorette
Went surfing down the Internet
But still I need you here tonight
Let's make love by satellite
By high speed uplink, error free
Be my Virtual Valerie
You were always something physical
Something violent and visceral
I will specify you line by line
Make a virtual girl to your design
I miss you more than I can bear
But loneliness won't take me there
By high speed uplink, error free
Be my Virtual Valerie
Let me hold on to this memory
Because I need you here with me

Top Momus, Zanzibar

Autumn is warm
These are my golden years
Roll on a casino of shadows at the Ocean del Sol
Fortune is long
But these are the older years
When the waterfall spider sparkles and turns like a
clock in the dark
Far from the spring
Sit in a barber's chair
Still bringing glamour to towns where the hammer must
fall
Feminine man
Tall in the evening air
With the Zulu who walks with you always by your side
And the pain goes
And explain those
Spiders are building their webs across skulls' eyes in
the dark
Far from springtime
In a barber's chair
Time to pull on the face that you keep in a jar by the
door
Galloping ghosts
Take me to Zanzibar
Forward and forward the chargers they're charging in
dreams at least
Rallying round
The faces of every old ghost
In a postage stamp world we slipper away with a cradle
of cats
In a postage stamp world
There is nothing yet left to believe in
For a fox-hunting man who has sold all his clothes to
the slave trade
You are lovely in face
Love me in body and everything
You've got laughter and brains and I love you so much
in your hat
And the pain goes
Further and further and deeper and deeper inside
And the time goes so slow in the winter time rolling in
straw and hay
For a fox-hunting man
Who can stand in the fire and just fade away
You are lovely of face, you are lovely of body and soul
Galloping ghosts
Take me to Zanzibar
Forward and forward the chargers they're charging in
dreams at least
Rallying round
The faces of every old ghost
In a postage stamp world we slipper away with a cradle

Top Momus, Your Fat Friend

She's so fabulous
She's so ludicrous
She's so dangerous
Your fat friend
She's intelligent
An experiment
She's an elephant
Your fat friend
Will you run away with me?
Let's go walking on the sea
Just Jesus Christ and you and me and
Your fat friend
See her fumble, see her flirt
In her massive mini-skirt
She is quite the extravert
Here comes your fat girlfriend
She's so fabulous
She's so ludicrous
She's so dangerous
Your fat friend
I love Coco, you love Jim
Your fat friend, she loves him
But he can't love her, he's too thin
For your fat friend
One and one makes three not two
She will stick to you like glue
Don't fuck around with you-know-who
Here comes your fat girlfriend
She's intelligent
An experiment
She's an elephant

Top Momus, The Hairstyle Of The Devil

She was seeing two at exactly the same time
She never mentioned you when she was round at mine
But when you were round at hers you always made a scene
'Cause you only had ears for descriptions of the
stranger she was seeing
And what she saw in me was only what attracts
The many girls I see behind their lovers' backs
But what she saw in you, I could never work it out
There was just one thing she found it turned you, it
turned you on to talk about
The inexplicable charisma of the rival
You said "Describe for me the hairstyle of the devil
Is he passionate? (Don't answer!)
Is he detached? (Don't answer that!)
Does he please you in the sack? (Shut up, don't answer
back!)
Just tell him I'm dying to meet him"
She called me up, she said she'd had enough
Of all the paranoia you mixed up with your love
We spent the night together, she woke me up at dawn
And called an all-night taxi
And when you came I was gone (huh)
You found my comb behind her chest of drawers
She said she'd slept alone but the bed was full of
hairs
And when you matched them up, beyond a shadow of a
doubt
The hairs belonged the Beelzebub
And you began to puzzle out
The inexplicable charisma of the rival
You said "Describe for me the hairstyle of the devil
Does he make you laugh? (Don't answer!)
Does he earn a lot? (Don't answer that!)
Does he dress you up in black? (Shut up, don't answer
back!)
Just tell him I'm dying to meet him"
The inexplicable charisma of the rival
With the luck and the hairstyle of the devil
"Tell him I'm dying to meet him"
And so you gaze at the people all about
In every stranger's face you try to make me out
And when you meet me finally your horns will lock with
mine
For the beast rules with rivalry
As the clock rules with time
For the beast rules with rivalry
As the clock rules with time
For the beast rules with rivalry
As the clock rules with time
For the beast rules with rivalry
As the clock rules with time
Pleased to meet you
The inexplicable charisma of the rival

Top Momus, Yokohama Chinatown

Cowbell goddess in the groves of Synaesthesia
Barrel at the temple of a fine young man
Accidental lovers by the dead canalside
Genetic engineering a Liberace fan
In Yokohama Chinatown
Toxic like the Body Shop
Intelligent like Benetton
Dagger in the belly of an also-ran
Piercing in the Netherlands
The Devil's in his underpants
Watch the good consumers wash their hands
In Yokohama Chinatown
Sterilised pyjamas envelop them in cottonbuds
Make a world of cardboard, whizz and blow
Entirely engineered or just a mere co-incidence
Tell me once again where the lonely go
To Yokohama Chinatown
Cubist to the maximum
A savage young anaesthetist
The stench of fresh cordite
Selenium cell
Under the sign that says 'Kilroy was here'
It's show and tell
Semen as a substitute for hair gel
Sermonised to pauperhood rapacious in the aftermath
Corrected to a shadow of your former self
You watch the Velvet Underground perform 'The Gift'
Sunbathed to a cinder in the Persian Gulf
While the Dow Jones plummets we are necking in the lift
Repeat after me 'I love myself'
'I love myself'
The side-effects of Benzedrine
A dose of bitter medicine
Botticelli's Venus had long blonde hair
Surprise the former astronaut howling at the moon
On hands and knees in the peepshow booth
Catch the quiet receptionist naked in the antechamber
Leafing through a copy of The Plain Truth
Sing the phonebook loudly in a baritone voice
All the vegetarians consider me anti-choice
In Yokohama Chinatown
Little Orphan Annie has come to grief
In Yokohama Chinatown she takes a fellow's trousers
down
And gives the consolation of manual relief
Looser than a blues man contraceptive rhythm method
On his hands and knees
While the Dow Jones plummets
The stench of fresh cordite

Top Momus, Withinity

And on the mountain tell me there's a lady
And in the lady tell me there's a baby
And in the baby tell me there's a blood cell
And in the blood cell tell me there's a T cell
And in the T cell tell me there's an empire
And in the empire tell me there's a vampire
And in the vampire tell me there's a baby
And in the baby tell me there's a lady
And in the empire tell me there's a mountain
And on the mountain tell me there's a fountain
And in the fountain tell me there's a vampire
And in the vampire tell me there's an empire
And in the empire tell me there's a baby
And in the baby tell me there's a lady
And in the lady tell me there's a baby

Top Momus, Widow Twanky

So you're sweeping
Out of my world
Widow Twanky
You were my girl
Now you're flouncing out of my life
Not a back look
Not a bad way
To say goodbye
When you prick me
Do I not bleed?
When you stick me
Do you succeed?
There were times
Pantomime dame
I could've taken you down
Times I slapped you down and fucked around
And called you stupid cow
I'm paying the price for it now
You're inside me
I'm inside you
You're inside me now
What can I do?
On a road made of stone
I am walking alone as you
In the blaze of the day
I'm a pantomime dame
You're inside me
Widow Twanky

Top Momus, Who Is Mr Jones

Bob Dylan at the height of his fame
Got asked the same question again and again
In a forest of microphones
'Tell us, Bob, who really, who really is Mr Jones?'
Dylan replied: 'He's a pinboy, he also wears suspenders
It's not so hard to picture him
In a room with three walls and a midget, a naked man and
a geek
And I am the voice in his dream, speaking in his sleep'
Bob Dylan at the height of his fame
Got asked the same question again and again
In a forest of microphones
'Tell us, Bob, who really, who really is Mr Jones?'
Dylan, probably bored to death
Is also reported to have said:
'I saw him come into the room one night
He looked just like a camel
And proceeded to put his eyes into his pocket'
He's a real person, you know him
You don't have to be so imaginative
The answer is blindingly obvious:
Mr Jones is a man who doesn't know who Mr Jones is
Mr Jones is a man who doesn't know who Mr Jones is
Mr Jones is a man who doesn't know who Mr Jones is

Top Momus, What Will Death Be Like

Death will be unlike the night-times when we lie awake
thinking of death
Death will be unlike the Spanish maracas that rattle
inside your last breath
Death will be unlike the Mexican festivals, skeletons
wearing top hats
Death will be unlike the brownstone apartments that
dynamite or dereliction collapse
Death will be unlike the mandolin the hangman relaxes
by playing
Death will be unlike the Hound of the Baskervilles,
chilling the moors with its baying
Death will be unlike the British museum, its bodies
from peat bogs and bones
Death will be unlike the curse of the mummy that turns
the explorers to stone
Death will be unlike the great roller coaster, a plunge
from a boast to a scream
Death will be unlike mahogany coffins great pianists
play in their wildest strangest dreams
Death will be unlike a garden in autumn where poets can
sit and compose
Death will be unlike the granite memorials where
memories wither in rows
Death will be unlike the charge of the Light Brigade
Alfred Lord Tennyson rhymed
Death will be unlike the thin piece of paper that
Reagan and Gorbachov sign
Death will be unlike the hospital bedside with Novocain
needles and cards
Death will be unlike the great day of judgement when
God the headmaster presents the awards
Death will be unlike the marriage that bickers 'til
death us do part
Death will be unlike the dreams of the young man who
sang 'Love will tear us apart'
Death will be unlike TV documentaries showing us life
from outside
Death will be unlike the Buddhist nirvana the moth
seems to seek in the light
Death will be unlike the Cities of crystal they build
in a few grains of smack
Death will be unlike the long picture window the coffin
looks through to a widow in black
Death will be unlike a room full of spiders all
clinging together and crying
Death will be unlike the wedding guest's story, the
ship drifting lost and the dead sailors sighing
Death will be unlike the din in the steeple when
cholera poisons the village
Death will be unlike the illumination that Tolstoy
provided for poor Ivan Illych
Death will be unlike the wrinkling sea children glimpse
through the chinks in the boardwalk
Death will be unlike the magical land of 'The Lion, The
Witch and the Wardrobe'
Death will be unlike the treacherous virus that murders
the lovers with AIDS
Death will be unlike the phantoms of freedom that lead
the crowd over the barricades
Death will be unlike the night thoughts of 'Late Call'
when ministers stop being cosy
Death will be unlike 'The Pit and the Pendulum' co-
starring Bela Lugosi
Death will be unlike the bulge of the mouse inside the
boa constrictor
Death will be unlike that drunkard the phoenix, so
tight on the moonshine of golden elixirs
Death will be unlike that violent pornography, dear to
the Marquis de Sade
Death will be unlike the last stitch of clothing the
stripper discards as her nipples grow hard
Death will be unlike the bankrupt, handing over the
keys to his house
Death will be unlike the last day of summer, when
insects grow stupid and swallows fly south
Death will be unlike the skull of a merchant that
slants through the portrait by Holbein
Death will be unlike that strange proposition on
silence, the Tractatus of Wittgenstein
Death will be unlike your holiday snaps when the camera
lets in the light
Death will be unlike the honest-but-cold-blooded bank
clerk whose hobby is homocide
Death will be unlike the hands of the clock, coming
together at midnight
Death will be unlike the grim amputations of medical
students larking on rag night
Death will be unlike the hijacker's voice in the heads
of air traffic controllers
Death will be unlike the sea as it thunders on Liv
Ullman vanishing under the rollers
Death will be unlike the abbey the pilgrims all saw
when they prayed
Death will be unlike the unholy land at the end of the
Children's Crusade
Death will be unlike the hell in Huis Clos Mr Sartre
informs is just other people
Death will be unlike the travelling salesman who woke
up one morning transformed to a beetle
Death will be unlike 2001, the room at the end of the
ride
Death will be unlike the wrath that Charles Bronson let
loose on the Lower East Side
Death will be unlike the House of the Shades the dog
Cerberus guarded for Hades his master
And death will be unlike that lesson on Infallibility,
the Chernobyl disaster
And death will be unlike the empty career of the temp's
vacillations gone permanent
Death will be unlike the unlucky omens the clairvoyant
reads in the meaningless firmament
In the meaningless firmament
What will death (what will death)
Be like? (be like?)
What will death (what will death)
Be like? (be like?)

Top Momus, What Are You Wearing

A little sweater, it's irridescent
It's got a geometric grid of little squares
My legs are bare
I will describe my underwear
It's warm against my hair
Soft against my skin
But you can't come in
Until the pink and yellow duck
That is printed on the front
Begins to smile
(What are you wearing?)
I've got a hat on
My shirt is satin
It's got a picture of a pony in a field
My hair is green today
I'm wearing see through Pierre Cardin
My scent is Paco by Rabanne
My hair is in a bun
My holster holds a gun
I filled it from a tap
My tummy sprang a drip
Your water pistol spilled
Be very careful, someone could get wet
Or someone could get killed
And I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve
I am wearing my wound with pride
I am wearing a smile and nothing at all
Up on the catwalk
Down in the strip club
Up on the catwalk
Down in the strip club
Catwalk (miaow!)
Strip club (grrr!)
(What are you wearing?)
I bought a pair of shoes by Jeremy Scott
I threw away the wrapper and I threw away the box
I went to an opening in my new clothes
Serge Comte Post-It Notes
I used to be a hologram, Anagram Sam
I used to be a big Suicide fan
I used to have a wiggle, now I walk like a man
And where it's at is where I am
(What are you wearing?)
I made this skirt from
A groovy curtain
Somebody ripped out of a pretty bungalow
And in my knickers
There is a flower my mother sewed
My shirt is shiny like a toad
I'm wearing Heidi braids
And aviator shades
I favour flatter shoes
My sailor suit is blue
And if it weren't for you
I'd take it off and leave it in a heap
Right here in the street
And I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve
I am wearing my wound with pride
I am wearing a smile and nothing at all
Up on the catwalk
Down in the strip club
Up on the catwalk
Down in the strip club
Catwalk (miaow!)
Strip club (grrr!)
(What are you wearing?)
I used be a telegram, Hologram Sam
I used to be the walrus, now I'm John
I used to be a wham bam thank you ma'am
I used to be the kitten of all Japan
I come from everywhere I have ever been
Every boy is a king and every girl is a queen
Every girl is a king and every boy is a queen
And where it's at is where I am
Call me
Call me

Top Momus, Walter Carlos

Walter Carlos no longer exists / He's in Elysium
But let us imagine him in our space-time continuum.
Walter Carlos!
International transsexual composer of that glorious
epoch,
The high analogue synthesizer / Baroque!
He is now to be / Known as Wendy
Had a gender operation done
Just after making Switched on Bach, Volume 1
And when travelling through time is possible,
Wendy can enter a wormhole and go back to the future to
marry Walter
A few baroque summers earlier
A couple of models of Moog back in time
(Sung in a round: Fine fine fine / In the summertime /
Singing tra-la-la-la-la / And be fine in another time)
Unfortunately,
Einstein informs us
That when time travel is finally possible,
There will be no returning to periods previous to the
point at which time travel first became possible!
So like Walter Carlos until such time as it's feasible,
We'll have to restrict time travel to the realm of the

Top Momus, Trust Me I'm A Doctor

Trust me, I'm a doctor
A specialist in the ailments
Of the actress
Trust me, I'm a doctor
And you suffer from a rare form
Of attractiveness
Trust me if I seem to touch you
During the course of the cure in a sexual way
You see I long since lost all interest
In feelings of pleasure and pain
I don't ever expect to feel those feelings again
But you still may
Trust me, I'm a doctor
Disregard my appearance
On the blacklist
Trust me when your boyfriends
Jealously accuse me
Of malpractice
And trust me if I seem to touch you
During the course of the cure in a sexual way
You see I long since lost all interest
In feelings of pleasure and pain
I don't ever expect to feel those feelings again
But you still may
I am old, there is no hope left for me
But I know that there may be hope for you
I am old but I know that you could pull me through
If we operate, if we operate immediately
Touch me, I'm a doctor
My pulse is fast
My arms are very thin
Kiss me, hold me
Help me break this
Frozen sea within
And touch me if I seem to touch you
During the course of the cure in a sexual way
You see I long since lost all interest
In feelings of pleasure and pain
I don't ever expect to feel those feelings again
But I just still may
But I just still may
Yes I just still may

Top Momus, Tragedy And Farce

I longed for her when I was just 18
She was so pure to me I couldn't even picture her nude
And when she told me she didn't want to be my lover
I cried for hours up on Carlton Hill
While the sun set behind the unfinished monument
Tragedy and farce
Tragedy and farce
Tragedy and farce
Tragedy and farce
Tragedy and farce
Tragedy and farce
Ten years later at my sister's wedding
Drunk on champagne in an upstairs room
She let me take off her all her clothes
I'd had to wait so long for that first embrace
From that miserable day in '78
The first dry kiss ..... to this!
She invited me back to her empty place
Where the irony hit me like a slap in the face
Either I was too big or she was too small (tragedy and
farce)
But there was no way on earth we would ever ball
Not even Vaseline and a lot of mutual pain (tragedy and
farce)
Could put Humpty Dumpty together again
Like a square peg forced into a round hole (tragedy and
farce)
This into that just wouldn't go
Though of course ..... we could still kiss (tragedy and
farce)
History plays the first time as tragedy, the second as

Top Momus, Tinnitus

When Disney came to Scotland
Shooting 'Pixel Claymores'
I wanted the role of the rotten
Villain Rob McMurdo
But Tinnitus auditioned first
Some weird DJ from Boston
He's from WZBC
And he doesn't look much like a Scotsman
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
The weaver, the cheever, the bastard
Damn it and blast 'em, they said they had cast them
And swept me under the carpet
Tinnitus replied in a synthesised voice
When I dared him to fight me at Tekken
The clash of our claymores rang through the glens
And on 90.3 FM
And was it for real or was it a dream
When I buried my steel in his belly?
Tinnitus fell, the director yelled
'Cut!' then they put it on telly
The Campbells are coming, I'm long in the tooth
Was it because my hair is all gone?
I sit on the set in a sporran and kilt
My name is Winterblossom
Gall and wormwood under my tongue
Bonnie Prince Charlie's an arsehole
My friends are dead, it's cold and wet
My name is Rob McMurdo
I'll no be taken for granted
And I'll no be turned away

Top Momus, The Ultraconformist

I try to be normal, really I do
I try not to chew on my hat
I sit on the table, eat soup from the ladle
I really would like to be fat
If it paid to be straight God knows I'd be straight
God knows I'd be straight as a die
If I could get it on with a sweet little blonde
I swear I would give it a try
I'm an ultraconformist, I walk through the week
With my tongue in my pocket, my hand in my cheek
But I'd let out a cry as loud as the sky
If you could as an ordinary guy
If you could as an ordinary guy
Singing boo ralla ralla
Boo ralla ree
Bang dilla mulla too ray
Singing boo tirra lirra
Moo ralla ralla
Filla gorilla today
If it paid to be sane, God knows I'd be sane
God knows I could live out a lie
If I could get a thrill popping little blue pills
I swear I would give it a try
I'm an ultraconformist I sit at my desk
With a gun in my pocket, a pain in my chest
But I'd let out a cry as loud as the sky
If you could as an ordinary guy
If you could as an ordinary guy
Singing boo ralla ralla
Boo ralla ree
Bang dilla mulla too ray
Singing boo tirra lirra
Moo ralla ralla
Filla gorilla today
I'd be an ultraconformist, an orderly man
If these dustbin lids didn't just beg to be banged
And I'd let out a cry as loud as the sky
If you could as an ordinary guy
If you could as an ordinary guy
Singing boo ralla ralla
Boo ralla ree
Bang dilla mulla too ray
Singing boo tirra lirra
Moo ralla ralla
Filla gorilla today
Singing boo ralla ralla
Boo ralla ree
Bang dilla mulla too ray
Singing boo tirra lirra
Moo ralla ralla
Filla gorilla today
Singing boo ralla ralla
Boo ralla ree
Bang dilla mulla too ray
Singing boo tirra lirra
Moo ralla ralla
Filla gorilla today
I'm the ultraconformist I walk through the week
With my tongue in my wallet, my wad in my cheek
But I'd let out a cry as loud as the sky
If you could as an ordinary guy

Top Momus, The Symphonies Of Beethoven

To the first I'm dreaming
To the second screaming
To the third I'm falling into reverie extreme
To the fourth I'm swooning
To the fifth I'm gloomy
By the sixth see Dr Robert Moog
Entering my room with Alex and his Droogs
Let's play the symphonies of Beethoven
Grooving in the nude with Alex and his Droogs
Let's play the symphonies of Beethoven
Let's get in the nude with Dr Robert Moog
To the sixth I'm cooing
In the seventh fooling around
To the eighth I'm doing things I've never done before
I hallucinate in Nine
Under blood red lights, drinking blood red wine
And Alex will be mine
I'll say it one more time
While Beethoven sits composing ten
Tiny glass animals stand on my desk
Music will blow them away
I have a disease, I'm down on my knees
Wrapped up in bandages, weightless
Look at my face here at your waist
Through stereo wide angle lenses
Nude on my chair, combing my hair
Deaf in orange
I play the symphonies of Beethoven
Naked in the rain, time and time again
Let's play the symphonies of Beethoven
Let's get in the mood with Dr Robert Moog
Let's play the symphonies of Beethoven
Grooving in the nude with Alex and his Droogs
Let's play the symphonies of Beethoven
Let's get in the mood .....
I sent a postcard to Hell
To wish the Devil happy birthday
He replied with an orange mechanique

Top Momus, Tamagotchi Press Officer

The Tamagotchi will speak to no-one today
He does not even read your paper anyway
We cannot guarantee he will appear at Cannes
And if he does he'll do no one-to-ones
He is asleep
And when he wakes he will need to be fed
Then he will sing
Then he will go back to bed
No interviews with Mr Tamagotchi today
We are dismayed by your attempts to invade his privacy
Please go away! Please, go away!
Goodbye!
His painting exhibition is at Andrea Rosen
His rock band rocks the Buddokan
And his book 'I, Tamagotchi' is in its third impression
this week
But Mr Tamagotchi is asleep
No interviews with Mr Tamagotchi today
We are dismayed by your attempts to invade his privacy
Please go away! Please, go away!
Goodbye!
Please go away!
No interviews today
Good day! (Hoppit!)
Please go away!

Top Momus, Shawn Krueger

It's been hell to keep this secret for so long
The fact that Shawn wants to propose to you in a Stars
Forever song
And Emily, for all I know you may already know
I had to open my big mouth
To Spin and Rolling Stone, didn't I?
I tried to keep this secret on my own, but how could I?
When I told you I was born to be adored
I never thought one day I'd find myself kneeling at
your door
A bunch of plastic roses from a funny one-eyed man
Even this one knee I'm on
Is another man's, Emily
I'm your sinister gorilla kissogram, Emily
Photographs are prototypes of memories
Memories are better than the truth
Promises and facts are often enemies
Emily, that's the story of my youth
Hoo-hoo-hoo
Hoo-hoo-hoo
Hoo-hoo-hoo
Ba-ba-ba
Marriage, though I seemed to get it wrong
Can be beautiful, believe me, as lovely as a song
And Emily, for all I know your answer may be no
But if you go that road, Shawn
Will be lonesome for so long
Though my chance has been and gone
I'd still do it all again with anyone
It's been hard to keep this secret for so long
But not as hard as being a Carpenter or a friend of
Elton John
And under my disguise, the gorilla kissogram
Beats a heart that's warm
But the heart belongs to Shawn
I've been trying to take your breath away
For a better man
Emily

Moms

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Dress room 5)

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Kendall and Chloe's reaction after the audition)

Stoned Moms: The Marijuana Industry's Greatest Untapped Market

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Pyramid)

Dance Moms - Showcase Group Dance "The Heist"

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Dress room 2)

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Awards ceremony 2)

Dance Moms Season 4.5 Episode 9 (Christi comforts)

Dance Moms - Sarah Gets Kicked Out Of The Showcase Group Dance

Dance Moms; Season 4 Episode 29 Sneak Peak

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Dress room 4)

Dance Moms Season 4.5 Episode 9 (Girls practice their 45 seconds solo 2)

P&G; Thank You, Mom | Pick Them Back Up | Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games

'Moms' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Fugly! (2013)

Actors

Genres

Coming Out Par-tay! (2011)

Actors

Genres

Promenade (2010)

Actors

Genres

Roscoe's House of Chicken n Waffles (2004)

Actors

Genres

In Search of Mike (2001)

Actors

Genres

Peril (2001)

Actors

Genres

Cafe Flesh 2 (1997)

Actors

Genres

The Education of Sonny Carson (1974)

Actors

Genres

Taglines:

Black Eye (1974)

Actors

Genres

Taglines:

Quotes:

Boarding House Blues (1948)

Actors

Genres

Moms

Cast

Moms

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Dress room 5)

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Kendall and Chloe's reaction after the audition)

Stoned Moms: The Marijuana Industry's Greatest Untapped Market

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Pyramid)

Dance Moms - Showcase Group Dance "The Heist"

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Dress room 2)

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Awards ceremony 2)

Dance Moms Season 4.5 Episode 9 (Christi comforts)

Dance Moms - Sarah Gets Kicked Out Of The Showcase Group Dance

Dance Moms; Season 4 Episode 29 Sneak Peak

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Dress room 4)

Dance Moms Season 4.5 Episode 9 (Girls practice their 45 seconds solo 2)

P&G; Thank You, Mom | Pick Them Back Up | Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games

Dance Moms After Show Season 4 Episode 29 "45 Second Solos" | AfterBuzz TV

Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 1 (Dress room 2)

Dance Moms - Group Dance "Seven Dancers"

An Open Letter To Moms from Kid President

Dance Moms Season 4.5 Episode 8 (Group dance)

Dance Moms - Nia's Solo "Goodbye Maya"

Dance Moms - Award Ceremony; Season 4 Episode 28

MOM'S 1ST BIRTHDAY ママも１歳、おめでとう。 ｜ パンパース公式

Dance Moms Season 2 Nationals (Chloe's rehearsal 1)

Sentimental (Born to Dance) Dance Moms FULL SONG

What Comes Around Nikko Lowe Dance Moms' Bully Group Dance Full Song

Dance Moms - Ups & Downs (Kendall Payne)

Make Some Noise Dance Moms Full Song Paige Hyland Solo

Dance Moms-Nia Solo Song-I'm Gonna Survive

Dance Moms - Sinful (Renew - Lili Roquelin)

Allison Gray-Break Me [Lyrics]

MOM'S 1ST BIRTHDAY ママも１歳、おめでとう。｜パンパース公式

They call me Laquifa Shangela