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Based on the Jan van Tonder novel with the same title. It tells the story of a 1966 railway community, told through the eyes of an eleven year old boy, called Timus. Timus and his family are trapped within the structural violence caused by the government and the church at the time. An unlikely hero, Joon, often appears to save Timus and these acts of kindness is seen by Timus as miracles. Timus tells the story of Joon and also his own coming of age and loss of innocence and how Joon tries to give a little of that lost innocence back to Timus. Nobody shares this point of view with Timus, Joon however goes on to save this whole community at the end. It is a story with unforgettable characters and it combines the magical world of childhood beautifully with the realistic world we live in.
Keywords: apartheid, south-africa, stargazer, the-film-factory
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The wandering is over! Joshua is ready to lead his people in an epic battle against seemingly impossible odds. Will this confrontation lead to deeper rebellion or a promise fulfilled? Join the fun in this comical retelling of the battle between the nation of Israel and the mighty army of Jericho.
Keywords: bible, christian, covenant, forgiveness, friendship, guard, independent-film, israel, jordan, journey
The next generation is ready to take the land west of the Jordan!
A surreal western set on a corrupt housing estate
Eddie: Do you know what prison taught me?::Linda: What?::Eddie: Spanish.
Molly: Hey pussycat... Mwah mwah mwah...
Russell: Do you have a license?
Linda: Kevin's missing. Been gone two weeks.::Eddie: Where is he?::Linda: [annoyed] He's *missing.*::Eddie: Did he leave any money?::Linda: What?::Eddie: That come out wrong, sorry.
Jackie: [suspiciously, when she catches Eddie snooping around the development] You been out of the country or somethin'?::Eddie: Yeah.::Jackie: Where?::Eddie: What?::Jackie: Where've you been?::Eddie: [pause] Mexico.::Jackie: What's your name?::Eddie: Brad.::Jackie: I'm Jackie. So... Mexico. What's that like?::Eddie: All right.::Jackie: Do you cut your own hair? [he shrugs] I'm a hairstylist, so naturally I'd notice. Looks like a dog's arse. [cut to her apartment, where she gives him a haircut]
Eddie: Trouble leads to trouble which leads to trouble...
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This story is about a 12-year-old boy who discovers a complex underwater world where young children are held prisoner by an evil shark and an eel. Before he can return to the surface and clear his name, however, he must help the Water Babies leave their enclosed lake and reach the free waters of the ocean.
Keywords: 1850s, 19th-century, based-on-novel, burglar, chimney-sweep, dog, eel, electric-eel, england, estate
Tom: [running back and forth on the roof] Me brush! Where's me brush! I'll get clouted if I can't find me brush!
Tom: [walks over to Mr. Grimes who is drunk on the donkey] Where's this then Mr. Grimes?::Mr. Grimes: [slurred] "Where's this then?" China! Where does tha think? Yorkshire! Can't tha see it's Yorkshire?::Tom: I know it's Yorkshire, Mr. Grimes!::Mr. Grimes: Well then. [donkey brays]::Tom: I never seen it clean before.::Mr. Grimes: We're in the country!::Tom: Oh, is that what they call it? Lovely, innit Mr.Grimes? [looks around]
Mrs. Tripp: [Upon answering the door, Mrs. Tripp looks at Tom, before turning her gaze to Mr. Grimes] [to Mr. Grimes] What a disgusting, filthy disgrace to humanity you are!::Mr. Grimes: [looking puzzled and slurring] I'm Crimes.::Mrs. Tripp: You're drunk, sir.::Mr. Grimes: Nevertheless, I'm Crimes [cannot say Grimes as he is still drunk]::Masterman: [giggles]::Mr. Grimes: [looking at Masterman, then to Mrs. Tripp] Well, does tha want the chimneys swept or does tha not want the chimneys swept?::Mrs. Tripp: Mmm... [nods head towards door] Come in. [Towards Tom, who had begun to pick up Toby] And you can leave that thing outside for a start.::Masterman: [grabbing Tobys lead] Come here. Mr Grimes... [passing Mr. Grimes his sweeps] There's your bags.::Mrs. Tripp: Now then. Listen to me, all of you. I've dust sheeted all the rooms where there's chimneys to be swept. You've brought plenty of soot bags, I see?::Mr. Grimes: Yeah.::Mrs. Tripp: Well use them! Because I warn you, one speck of soot in any of those rooms... and not a penny piece will you get from me.::Masterman: [salutes to Mrs. Tripp] Yes, Ma'am.::Mrs. Tripp: Well come on, get on with it then!
Tom: [after climbing up the chimney and seeing a LOT of chimneys] Cor... blimey [echoes]
Tom: [Whilst the fish are singing "Try a little harder"] Getting the 'ang! I'm getting the 'ang!::[crashes off screen]::Tom: No I ain't.
Lady Harriet: [rather confused] Stop thief... someone has pinched me silver.
[Toms sweep falls into fireplace from above]::[His hat soon follows]::Tom: [falling] Aaargh!::[a lot of soot falls on Tom]::[He looks around]::Tom: [noticing the soot] Urgh...
Elly: [When Ellie first meets Tom] Aren't you frightened of being in the dark?::Tom: Sometimes... but I'm more afraid or Mr. Grimes.::Elly: Mr. Grimes?::Tom: Clouts me.::Elly: Clouts you?::Tom: Hits me... regularly... 'cross the ear 'ole.::Elly: Why don't you tell your parents?::Tom: Me what?::Elly: Your Mother and Father.::Tom: Ain't got no mum or dad.
Tom: [to the Polar Bear] I demand to see the kraken!
The Polar Bear: [laughing to the walrus about Tom's demand] He said 'demand.'
Salmon ( /ˈsæmən/) is the common name for several species of fish in the family Salmonidae. Several other fish in the same family are called trout; the difference is often said to be that salmon migrate and trout are resident,[says who?] but this distinction does not strictly hold true. Salmon live along the coasts of both the North Atlantic (the migratory species Salmo salar) and Pacific Oceans (half a dozen species of the genus Oncorhynchus), and have also been introduced into the Great Lakes of North America. Salmon are intensively produced in aquaculture in many parts of the world.
Typically, salmon are anadromous: they are born in fresh water, migrate to the ocean, then return to fresh water to reproduce. However, there are populations of several species that are restricted to fresh water through their life. Folklore has it that the fish return to the exact spot where they were born to spawn; tracking studies have shown this to be true, and this homing behavior has been shown to depend on olfactory memory.
Gordon James Ramsay, OBE (born 8 November 1966) is a British chef, television personality and restaurateur. He has been awarded 13 Michelin stars in total and currently holds 12.
Ramsay is known for presenting TV programmes about competitive cookery and food, such as the British series Hell's Kitchen, The F Word, Ramsay's Best Restaurant, and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, along with the American versions of Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and MasterChef.
Gordon Ramsay was born in Johnstone, Renfrewshire, Scotland, and raised in Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire, England from the age of 5. Ramsay is the second of four children; he has an older sister, Diane, a younger brother, Ronnie, and a younger sister, Yvonne. Ramsay's father Gordon (died 1997) was, at various times, a swimming pool manager, a welder, and a shopkeeper; his mother, Helen Cosgrove, and Yvonne have been nurses. Ramsay has described his early life as "hopelessly itinerant", as his family moved constantly due to the aspirations and failures of his father, who was violent. In 1976, they finally settled in Stratford-upon-Avon where he grew up in the Bishopton area of the town. In past public interviews, Ramsay has declined to describe his father as an alcoholic; however, his autobiography, Humble Pie, describes his early life as being marked by abuse and neglect from this "hard-drinking womaniser". At the age of 16, Ramsay moved out of the family house into a flat in Banbury.
James Trevor "Jamie" Oliver, MBE (born 27 May 1975) is an English chef, restaurateur and media personality, known for his food-focused television shows, cookbooks and more recently his campaign against the use of processed foods in national schools. He strives to improve unhealthy diets and poor cooking habits in the United Kingdom and the United States. Jamie Oliver's speciality is Italian cuisine, although he has a broad international repertoire.
Jamie Oliver was brought up in Clavering, Essex, England. His parents ran a pub, "The Cricketers", where he used to practise in the kitchen. He was educated at Newport Free Grammar School. He left school at age sixteen without qualifications and went on to attend Westminster Kingsway College, formerly Westminster College. He then earned a City & Guilds NVQ in home economics.
His first job was as a pastry chef at Antonio Carluccio's Neal's Yard restaurant, where he first gained experience with preparing Italian cuisine, and developed a relationship with his 'mentor' Gennaro Contaldo. Oliver then moved to The River Café, Fulham, as a sous chef.
Tiny little salmon swimming in a stream,
Tiny little salmon chasing that impossible dream.
The minor bird says (Tom Green Bird Sound x3).
The Chimpanzee says (Tom Green Chimpanzee Sound x13).
The friendly owl says (Tom Green Owl Sound x3).
But the salmon could only say (Tom Green jibberish).