They aren't just for humans anymore.
Plot
Maggie has her routine: she gets up, makes the bed, brushes her teeth, cooks breakfast, writes lists, and cries. But when her mother sets her up on a blind date with Martin, her world begins to change, and she finds herself falling for the mysterious young man. But standing in the way of their budding romance are her only friends: the talking fruits, vegetables, and evil ham that occupy her house.
Love, Loneliness, And An Evil Talking Ham
Plot
Shot on location in the UK, September 15-19, 2008, the week the global markets went into free fall, Jenny Rogers' PERFECT SURF is the global economic meltdown staged as a spectacle of competition in the world's largest wind tunnel. Performed by the world's top free flyers, the Stock Exchange becomes Surf City in this modern experimental equivalent of the surf classic the The Endless Summer. PERFECT SURF completes the search for the perfect wave and endless summertime through the alchemy of science- paradise is flight in a perfectly, hermetically sealed tube where one can conceivably fly forever. PERFECT SURF is a surf elegy for our modern age. Where we are all awash in this crisis of capital, one must sink or swim. Surf's up.
Plot
Violet is an alien that hails from the planet Prudenia and has come to Earth to learn from the humans that inhabit the strange and wonderful planet. Over the course of one day she meets other alien ambassadors who assist her in her studies and protect her from the harsh realities that exist on this planet. New York City becomes a playground for the colorful aliens where they meet the characters that make the city so great, joining with them to sing, dance, and hula hoop to happiness.
The search for Ultraviolet
Plot
Alexander and his biological brother Georgie, work at a suburban street stall selling googly-eyed pinecones. Alexander dreams of one day answering the call of destiny, and of breaking the monotony of pinecones. Of course, all this changes when the two men are visited by the owners of a nearby fruit shop. Dissatisfied with the lack of business, the three owners harass and bully their competitors. The confrontation escalates until Alexander unexpectedly finds himself alone on the mysterious planet Ascot Vale. Following a conversation with a giant talking cactus, our hero discovers he must find the courage to rescue the now kidnapped and tortured Georgie from the evil fruit-men who reign over the planet. To do this, Alexander must become 'the man of destiny' and fulfill the ancient prophecy.
Keywords: 2d-animation, adventure-hero, alexander-the-great, bully, cactus, castle, desert, fat-man, fruit, hero
He hates fruit... and so do I!
Plot
Marigold doesn't expect to run into David Gulac in the halls, after all, she has Steve. But when she lays eyes on David, her future with Steve is over. There is just one thing, David can't lay eyes on her. He's blind. Orange wants to be loved. That is all she has ever asked for, all she has ever wanted. David Gulac seems like the perfect solution to her boyfriendless world, he's blind. And, after all, if a blind guy can't see how ugly she is, she at least has a chance to prove to him how beautiful she is... on the inside. Steve, however, falls into a pit of depression after Marigold breaks things off with him... what can he do now, but mope? Destiny will play its role and each of them will get exactly what they need: Love.
Orange may refer to:
In the United States:
The Annoying Orange is an American comedy web series created by Dane Boedigheimer in 2009. It stars Boedigheimer as an anthropomorphic orange who annoys other fruits, vegetables, and various other objects by using crude-humored jokes. Due to the popularity of the show, The Annoying Orange has also become the subject of a TV series, a video game, a range of toys, and a t-shirt line, despite the show's negative reaction. Other accessories, such as costumes of the series characters, have also appeared on the market.
The show is centered on Orange (voiced by Dane Boedigheimer), who resides on a kitchen counter with other objects such as his best friend Pear, a Bartlett pear (also voiced by Boedigheimer). Other fruits include Passion, a female passionfruit played by Justine Ezarik, grapefruit, a tiny apple known as Midget Apple (though he prefers the name Little Apple), a small marshmallow, and an elderly lemon named Grandpa Lemon, all of whom were not main characters until later episodes. Most episodes consist of Orange heckling other characters until they meet a sudden and gruesome end, usually by evisceration with a chef's knife (although the implements used to cut them up range from a blender to a toy pinwheel). Usually, Orange tries to "warn" them before it happens, blurting out the weapon-in-use, such as "Knife!"
Bad news may refer to:
James Trevor "Jamie" Oliver, MBE (born 27 May 1975) is an English chef, restaurateur and media personality, known for his food-focused television shows, cookbooks and more recently his campaign against the use of processed foods in national schools. He strives to improve unhealthy diets and poor cooking habits in the United Kingdom and the United States. Jamie Oliver's speciality is Italian cuisine, although he has a broad international repertoire.
Jamie Oliver was brought up in Clavering, Essex, England. His parents ran a pub, "The Cricketers", where he used to practise in the kitchen. He was educated at Newport Free Grammar School. He left school at age sixteen without qualifications and went on to attend Westminster Kingsway College, formerly Westminster College. He then earned a City & Guilds NVQ in home economics.
His first job was as a pastry chef at Antonio Carluccio's Neal's Yard restaurant, where he first gained experience with preparing Italian cuisine, and developed a relationship with his 'mentor' Gennaro Contaldo. Oliver then moved to The River Café, Fulham, as a sous chef.
[ music: John Lombardo/lyric: Natalie Merchant ]
lineage closed
dissolved
in its birth
tragedy
prelude a balance
is a synergy
of reason
malicious hope
as techno atrocities
lapse their effects
associate these ends
their clarity
demands your revenge
please compensate
not deny
jungle revenge
infanticide
crosses
very thin walls
latent casualties
arrive
from fatal initiation
no longer recessive
genetic aliens abandoned
plain deceit
in the mirage of
a just one time cause
we'd all changed
the clocks
no ladies auxiliary to kiss
their blistered cheeks
gone
Well, that iceberg
Well, wanna dewdrop
Well, at the sidewalk
Well, it's just a backdrop
Slow down, slow down
Do you feel like running?
Take a look around
Slow down
Well, got a history
Well, got a force field
Well, want a future
Well, got a mystery
Slow down, slow down
Do you feel like running?
Take a look around
Slow down
Well, revolution
Well, all the big wheel
Well, wanna fire fight
Well, wanna boogie
Slow down, slow down
Do you feel like running?
Take a look around
Slow down
Slow down, slow down
Do you feel like running?
Take a look around
Slow down
If I look down this road,
It's not so old, I know.
Ain't it white like snow,
But somehow painted in gold.
And when I'm lost and torn,
A solder of orange, I.
Like a roll in snow,
On a doctors show, I.
If I look down this road,
It's not so old, I know.
But ain't it white like snow,
Somehow painted in gold.
And when I'm lost and torn,
I'm A solder of orange, I.
I Like a roll in snow,
On a doctors show, I.
But when I'm lost and torn,
I'm A solder of orange, I know.
But like a roll in snow,
On a doctor full time show.
Oooh, Aaaaaaah.
Ooh, Aaaaaaaah
If I look down this road
It's not so old, I know.
Ain't it white like snow,
But somehow painted gold.
And when I'm lost and torn,
a soldier of orange, I.
Like a roll in snow, on
a doctor's show, I.
If I look down this road
It's not so old, I know.
But ain't it white like snow,
but somehow painted gold.
But when I'm lost and torn
I'm a soldier of orange I.
I like a roll in snow
on a doctor's show.
But when I'm lost and torn
I'm a soldier of orange I know
But like a roll in snow on a doctor full time
You're an ORANGE!
You're an ORANGE!
You're an ORANGE!
You're round and juicy and sweet
You're an ORANGE!
You're an ORANGE!
You're an ORANGE!
You're full of vitamin C
Here in my hands it's a lovely orange
And it's round and I think it has a really yummy taste
And the skin has pores
And it's juicy sweet, and it peels,
And I think that it's really kinda neat
sweet oranges
You're filled with generous amounts of supplements
like natural folate, thiamine and magnesium
that's better than the content that is found within
Your standard apple, passionfruit, honeydew, or plum
have you had You're v8 today?
(no way)
have you had You're v8 today?
(no way)
have you had You're v8 today?
(no way)
well have you had You're V8 TODAY!?
YOU'RE JUST DRINKING A PIZZA!
YOU'RE JUST DRINKING A PIZZA!
YOU'RE JUST DRINKING A PIZZA!
Tomatoes really are a fruit.
You're an ORANGE!
You're an ORANGE!
You're an ORANGE!
You're round and juicy and sweet.
You're an ORANGE!
You're an ORANGE!
You're an ORANGE!
You're full of vitamin C.
Here in my hands it's a lovely orange
And it's orange and I think it makes a really handy
snack
And it comes with seeds, or it comes without
Take a bite, hit a seed, and you'll wanna spit it out
sweet oranges
you are in Genus citrus and you come from trees
That have white flowers and sometimes reach fifty feet
in height
Your pulp has tightly packed with various juice cells
packed
into a wedge that tastes real good when I take a bite
have you had You're v8 today?
(no way)
have you had You're v8 today?
(no way)
have you had You're v8 today?
(no way)
well have you had You're V8 TODAY!?
You're JUST DRINKING A PIZZA!
You're JUST DRINKING A PIZZA!
You're JUST DRINKING A PIZZA!
Tomatoes really are fruit
Juice
ORANGE, ORANGE
You're an ORANGE, ORANGE, ORANGE!
You're an ORANGE, ORANGE, ORANGE!
You're an ORANGE, ORANGE, ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE, ORANGE, ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE, ORANGE, ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE, ORANGE, ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE, ORANGE, ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE!
You're AN ORANGE!
Orange
I see a orange
See a orange
Ooh, one or two
I see an orange
A UFO
Got to go Star Trek style
Orange
I see a worm up on a platform
I got the blues
Can I scream?
Air cruise crashin' not my style
I like yours
Orange
Shout
I'm movin', baby
To the side of your mouth
I scream
I see a orange
I see a orange
Ooh, saw a earthquake too...
Gusto kong kumain ng lemon,
Kahit ano, kahit melon
O kaya naman dalandan,
Samahan mo pa ng buko and pandan
Chorus:
Ngunit ang gusto ko talaga ay ang orange na dala mo sa iyong bulsa mukha kasing masarap,
Patikim naman ng aking pangarap.,
Gusto kong kumain ng gulay kahit na ano kahit petchay
Pede rin namn fresh na sitaw,
O kamatis na sa mata ay pamplinaw
Chorus:
Ngunit ang gusto ko talaga ay ang orange na dala mo sa iyong bulsa mukha kasing masarap patikim naman, patikim naman, patikim nman ng aking pangarap.
We are moments in the flow
Here to witness the seeds we sow
Then to fade into the beautiful unknown
Never to forget
Never completely alone
There's a feeling in the ether
But I am none the wiser
There's a feeling in the air
Move on into everlasting joy
Like the times we felt
Dancing in the sun
It never makes sense to say goodbye
So I'll just close my eyes
I'll see you
In the colour orange
Hear you in the laughter of a chile
The wind seems cruel sometimes
And some trees can't take the strain
But life goes on
They fall down and grow again
There's a feeling in the ether
But I am none the wiser
There's a feeling in the air
Move on into everlasting joy
I'll see you dancing in the sun
It never makes to say goodbye
So I'll just close my eyes
Alex got style and is ready for the ride
what's gonna be tonite?
The world is all around so lets turn ir upside down
what are we waiting no
Singing in the rain they're going start a fight
tell me if you survive
Better stay in bed, if they knock you count it dead
'Cause no one is safe around
While the drink comes down
for me introduce my mates
we are not afraid
and for sure we can stand
we are looking for reaction
how attractions
Alex got style and is ready for the ride
and what's gonna be tonite?
Brato I gotta said there is a bullet in your head
Sooner or later son
It's a violent-ultra-violent
It's another way of life
tripping on the state
that we're never quite right
when the things are changing
they go crazy
Oh oh Alex go in on and on and on and on
Like an old old tale
they suprise you
reason trade the way for your actions
Oh oh Alex what's going wrong?
Untangle the knot (a dream)
Soften the glare (of you)
Merge with dust
With you
This window ceil vignette is cracked in bleach
Narsissistic trees of gold lie dead in heat
My forefather, the emperor, lives alone in outer space
These dreams, I am told, mean everything
This is the saddest story I hope you ever hear
Taste the silence, the blood, sweat and tears
Embrace the shadows
New born babe?
I am your ruler and you're my bloody-black bitch, queen of spades
Sing a song of six-pence a pocket full of dope
(Yeah yeah yeah!)
Untie this tortured girl, the face of a beauty queen
Laugh out loud
Another veil that's barely seen
These ugly dreams ,I'm told, mean everything
This is the saddest story I hope you ever hear
Taste the silence, the blood, sweat and tears
Embrace the shadows
New born babe?
I am your ruler and you're my bloody-black bitch, queen of spades
This is the saddest story I hope you ever hear
The pictures on my wall
It makes it clear
This is the saddest story
Turned into a muse I am buried alive before she eats me whole
Tasting of cheap whine and stale lipstick
I will live inside you
Lioness of the innocent, it tortures my life
I need to know why your killing me
So cold
You're looking beautiful I have to say
So cold
Please take me away
I fell in love with your mask
But not you
Not the real you
Sew my head against the wall
With my mouth open
But in my head I see red
When you lay open
Sew my head against the wall
With my mouth open
But in my head I see red
When you lay open
'Cos if I'm going down
I'm gonna take you with me
Some day I will make you see
The way you treated me
And I gave myself away
I want you to cry for me
I'm glowing red
Pacify instead of killing
But in my head I see red
When you lay open
And I gave myself away
I want you to cry for me
It's hard to talk
With a gun in your mouth
How dies it feel to be fucked over
Sew my head against the wall
With my mouth open
But in my head I see red
When you lay open
Some day I will make you see
The way you treated me
So I can be like you
So I can be like you
So I can be like you
So I can be like you
So I can be like you
So I can be like you
Sew my head against the wall with my mouth open.
But in my head I see red when you lay open.
Cuz if I'm going down.
I'm gonna take you wiht me.
Some day I will make you see.
The way you treated me.
And I gave myself away.
I want you to cry for me.
I'm glowing red.
Pacify instead of killing.
But in my head I see red when you lay open.
And I gave myself away.
I wasnt you to cry for me.
It's hard to talk with a gun in your mouth.
How dies it feel to be fucked over.
Sew my head against the wall with my mouth open.
But in my head I see red when you lay open.
Some day I will make you see.
The way you treated me.
So I can be like you.
I don't want to be like you.
Orange can be hard, sometimes she knows
Orange is the way the summer blows
Orange can be hard, orange can be hard, sometimes she
knows
Transty can also love alone
Oranges can be hard, orange can be smart
Orange is the way the summer blows
Other fruits say oranges are blind
Still they get to slip into your mind
Orange are smart, orange can be hard, sometimes she knows
Transty can also love a lost
Orange can be hard, orange can be smart
Orange is the way the summer blows
Oranges are green
Have you seen, have you seen them climbing up the trees
Drifting, smiling, raving and still laughing, told the
buzzing honeybees
In the trees they get your tv, years and different
torrens factories, not me
Trapped into the garden they get caught up watching
football on tv, tv
Orange can be hard, sometimes she knows
Transty can also love alone
Orange can be hard, orange can be smart
At the corner of the spacious sky,
I saw the color of the city reborn
I can't hear your voice
because we've been so much matured
For whom is that bell chimes?
I am standing still on my way back
Frightened in this absolute darkness,
wondering when I could find the detour
The gentle dancing wind is shaking
both the trees at roadside and my heart
When will we meet again?
Smiling, I just wave my hand to you
If only I could turn the clock's hand and return the
time to yesterday
What will you inform right now to me who keep on
doubting?
That very same question is endlessly repeated
by the sleeping orange-colored sun
My slightly chilled hands are
carrying a soul that belongs to no one
Still this excited chest is
concealing the words that can't e fully conveyed
From here to somewhere as the destination
This night a ship is boarding for a new trip
The clock's hand is gently keep on shredding the time
See, my unstoppable ringing pulse is piled up
If only the countless wish buried me
even these infinite holes could be felt dearly
Passing through those childish season
done for a week and now i see thatyour obssesed with
one of my best friends
you say that hes like your brother but
you talk about him all the time
you follow him everywhere he goes so how the hell
can you tell me that you dont like him
i tried so hard to be the one
but now i think that its better that
CHORUS
it made me wonder why?
after two strong years
how you could lie to me
straight through those teeth
it hurt so bad
to think that you've done this in the past
how could you be so dumb
in the long run
now i hear that you goin to prom
but only with your best friend
even though she has a date
ya still tell me that your goin by yourself
but later you confess to me
that you're a liar and a cheat
i wish that it didnt have to end like this
but now i think that its better that
CHORUS
it made me wonder why?
after two strong years
how you could lie to me
straight through those teeth
it hurt so bad
to think that you've done this in the past
how could you be so dumb
Schwester flechte mir dein Haar
Schau', mein T-Sirt ist orange
Wir sind dreckiger als sie
Und so kriegen sie uns nie.
Komm, wir stürzen in die Nacht
Denn sie ist für uns gemacht
Bist du wirklich schlecht für mich
Dann bleibe bitte, wie du bist.
CHORUS
Lüge oder Liebe
Liebe oder Lüge
Frag' mich nicht was morgen ist
Zeig' mir, dass du schneller bist.
Lass und tanzen, mittendrin
Dort, wo nur die Besten sind
Glaube mir, ich will nur dich
Weil du so wie alle bist.
Alles war schon einmal da
Wir sind neu und wunderbar
Und wenn du mein Fetisch bist
Dann bin ich dein Fetischist.
CHORUS
Alles war schon einmal da
Wir sind neu und wunderbar
Wir sind sexy, wir sind Stars
Du bist Venus, ich bin Mars
Ich bin Pop und du mein Hype
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