Plot
A washed up con artist attempts to reconnect with his deceased mother, while attempting to locate the riches from her final con. This draws in his reluctant father and estranged wife over a battle against time for second chances and unfulfilled dreams.
Whatäs your weapon?
What's your weapon?
Sometimes the end of a life is just the beginning.
Plot
Ava is a 10-year-old girl who runs away from home with her best friend Nellie, a 2-ton circus elephant. They are pursued by everyone from the police to the circus' bearded lady.
Keywords: based-on-novel, independent-film
Sheriff: You're really looking for a knuckle sandwich aren't you?::Mayor: No, but a piece of pie & a cup of coffee wouldn't break my heart, Colleen?::Colleen: I heard that Mr. Mayor.::Mayor: Oh good. Then you know what I want.::Colleen: I've got Blueberry.::Mayor: That's perfect. Are you registered?::Colleen: Of course.::Mayor: To vote that is!
Plot
Clifford Skridlow teaches at a small Chicago college run by his father. Conned into managing four prostitutes by their pimp, who skips town to escape the mob boss known as Mom, Clifford draws on his course in medieval literature in his quest to save the women from Mom.
Keywords: box-office-flop, character-name-in-title, city-name-in-title, college-professor, dual-identity, f-word, independent-film, mother-son-relationship, pimp, place-name-in-title
He's making the world safe for insanity.
Clifford Skridlow: Nothing can destroy the Doctor!
Karen Blittstein: 'Morning, Stretch. Are you getting taller or did I break a heel?
Clifford Skridlow: [waking from a nightmare where his mother becomes a prostitute] NO! No, I will not sell my own mother!::Margaret Skridlow: [walking in on him] Of course you wouldn't, dear. But it's a sweet thought.
Diavolo Washington: [as Sidney Poitier] They'll call me *Mister* Diavolo!
Clifford Skridlow: [as Doctor Detroit] I make adjustments to the human spine!
Clifford Skridlow: Do you have any idea how college faculty members eat? On what we get paid, a free meal is like honey to a bear to these people! They're going to want to eat enough to hibernate on! They're animals!
Carson: Mom! It's all over the street!::Mom: What?::Johnny: Doctor Detroit's movin' in! They say we're movin' out!::Mom: Oh, the Hell you say. I haven't even met the Doctor. [takes shot of liquor] But when I do, [crushes shot glass in bare hand] he's dog meat!
Clifford Skridlow: [posing in court as Thelma's brother, upon hearing the bailiff read from the docket] I can't believe my ears! This is an outrage! Let me see that thing. I mean this is outrageous, ridiculous! Let me see that. Why, I demand satisfaction! Get the arrestin' officer in here! I will tar and feather the scalawag!
Johnny: I'm gonna kick your ass!::Clifford Skridlow: [as Doctor Detroit] I warn you, I'm a chiropractor! I will use my skills negatively!
Clifford Skridlow: [towards the end of a rant as Doctor Detroit]... Mom, if you want trouble - I am talking about scorched earth, no survival, whole-sale destruction... body-bags and fire TROUBLE [smashes car windshield] then you just keep comin' on!::Mom: You don't know what trouble is, jerkoff!::Clifford Skridlow: Mom, I am going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.
Bill Cosby comes to the big screen in a stunning switch from his TV and comedy portrayals to a starkly dramatic role!
Plot
A young man returns home after a three year tour of duty in the navy only to find things are somewhat different from when he left. His kid sister has grown into a young woman, the job he thought was waiting for him turns out to have some unique conditions, and perhaps most importantly his former sweetheart has married a wealthy and much older man. Disillusioned, he drifts from job to job while trying hard to avoid the advances of his former girlfriend, who is unhappy in her marriage and longs for something extra. While all he wants to do is make something of his life, his will power will be put to the ultimate test.
Keywords: brother-sister-relationship, character-name-in-title, ex-boyfriend-ex-girlfriend-relationship, heartbreak, homecoming, mortician, small-town
Stretch can refer to:
Jessica Marie Alba (born April 28, 1981) is an American television and film actress. She began her television and movie appearances at age 13 in Camp Nowhere and The Secret World of Alex Mack (1994). Alba rose to prominence as the lead actress in the television series Dark Angel (2000–2002). Alba later appeared in various films including Honey (2003), Sin City (2005), Fantastic Four (2005), Into the Blue (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Good Luck Chuck both in 2007.
Alba has been called a sex symbol. She appears on the "Hot 100" section of Maxim and was voted number one on AskMen.com's list of "99 Most Desirable Women" in 2006, as well as "Sexiest Woman in the World" by FHM in 2007. The use of her image on the cover of the March 2006 Playboy sparked a lawsuit by her, which was later dropped. She has also won various awards for her acting, including the Choice Actress Teen Choice Award and Saturn Award for Best Actress on Television, and a Golden Globe nomination for her lead role in the television series Dark Angel.
Edward Parker "Ed" Helms (born January 24, 1974) is an American actor and comedian known for his work as a correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, as Andy Bernard on the US version of the sitcom/mockumentary The Office and for his role as Dr. Stu Price in The Hangover films.
Helms was born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia. His mother was a school administrator and his father was an attorney. He graduated from The Westminster Schools in 1992 a year after his Office co-star Brian Baumgartner. Originally a geology major, Helms graduated from Oberlin College with a degree in film theory and technology in 1996 and spent a semester as an exchange student at New York University's Tisch School of the Arts.
After graduating from Oberlin, Helms began his comedy and acting career as a writer and performer with New York City sketch comedy bands, and studied improvisation with the Upright Citizens Brigade troupe.
Helms concurrently worked as a trainee film editor at Crew Cuts, a post-production facility in New York City. While doing so, he recorded some rough voiceover scratch tracks that eventually led to paying voiceover work, which in turn led to finding a talent agent.
Christopher Whitelaw "Chris" Pine (born August 26, 1980) is an American actor. Best known for his role as James T. Kirk in the 2009 film Star Trek, he has also appeared in films such as The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004), Just My Luck (2006), Smokin' Aces (2007), Unstoppable (2010), and This Means War (2012).
Pine was born in Los Angeles, California. His father, Robert Pine, is an actor who appeared in CHiPs as Sergeant Joseph Getraer, and his mother, Gwynne Gilford, is a former actress who is now a practicing psychotherapist. He has an older sister, Katie. His maternal grandmother, Anne Gwynne (née Marguerite Gwynne Trice), was a Hollywood actress, and his maternal grandfather, Max M. Gilford (born Max Goldfarb), was an attorney who was elected president of the Hollywood Bar Association. Pine's ancestry includes Jewish (from his maternal grandfather), Welsh, and English. He has stated, "I definitely have a spiritual outlook... I am not a religious guy, I am probably agnostic".
Denise Austin (born February 13, 1957) is an American fitness instructor, author, columnist, and former member of the President's Council on Physical Fitness and Sports.
Austin was born Denise Katnich in San Pedro, California. She started gymnastics at the age of 12, which led to an athletic scholarship at the University of Arizona.
In 1983, Denise married sports attorney Jeff Austin, brother of US Open champion Tracy Austin. Denise and Jeff have two daughters, Kelly (b. 1990) and Katie (b. 1993). The Austin family resides in Alexandria, Virginia.
Austin initially attended the University of Arizona on a gymnastics scholarship, reaching the rank of No. 9 in the NCAA on balance beam. She later transferred to California State University, Long Beach, graduating with a bachelor's degree in physical education, and a minor in exercise physiology.
Since then, she has been teaching classes, producing fitness shows, creating exercise video tapes, and writing books and columns on exercise and staying fit. Examples include Shrink Your Female Fat Zones, Pilates for Every Body, and Eat Carbs, Lose Weight. In 2002, she was named as a member of the President's Council on Physical Fitness and Sports, and began her second term in 2006.
Chorus
I take grams of coke,
Mix it with lactose, that's what I do!
Streeetcchh...
I make a ounce of dope
With like a eighth of dope, befo' I'm through!
Product Streeetcchh...
I got it mastered mannn
In the hood I'm like plastic mannn!
Streeetcchh...
Fantastic mannn,
I make the money come faster mannn!
Yeah...
Your favorite bad guys gone! - The Joker's dead!
So for now till forever your stuck with the kid.
I ain't supposed to be a boss, I'm supposed to be a enforcer!
I'm supposed to hold a gun, not be stuck in the office!
Michael pimped me? - I was in the passenger seat
We was comfortable with me round, cause I blast my heat!
Now I'm four? I was? tryna catch Mason for bricks raw
Charlie fucked up the jux they took ? lil' boy, Streeetcchh!
The cocaine I go hard when the drought come
When the straps come out son niggaz know the outcome!
Lay low stay low you may see Jesus!
You hit with a stray yo for no fuckin' reason.
You prayin' for a Benz, it's a blessin' you breathin'
It's a miracle that God gave me this tech now I'm eatin'!
Cop it! Chop it! Profit is off the set
Cocaine, candy rain, I'm so for real! - Yeah!
Chorus
I'm the dopeman! Cokeman! Smoke man! Whatever-man!
The X-man! Tec-man! You better respect man!
Get the green, triple beam, inf' beam, murder scheme
Fiend, morphine, dream, codiene, more lean!
Gun pop! One shot! - Body drop, it wasn't me!
Tell the cops it wasn't me! - You saw me right? - It wasn't me!
It's not my M.O see me I make it streeetcchh
Get in the way I put a body on my Teeec!
Call me crazy; I die for what I stand for
I have ammo! Flyin' out the Lambo'!
Like Commando, nah like Rambo!
I keep my cool as long as the fuckin' grams go!
Wooptee-woo, I'm a Chef like Wright
It's hot in here, I'm by the stove cookin' crack all day, streeetcchh!
We gon' bag up all night
We ain' goin' nowhere 'til the count bag right! - Yeah!
Chorus
It's a bird, it's a plane! No, it's purple 'caine!
Tryna blow sellin' blow I'm who you fuck with mayne!
I got Spiderman high, I made Batman fly!
Your favorite hero took a hit! - Now here you try!
I don't care if it's a sin! I don't care if you're ten!
Look around kid! - It's a cold world where in!
If you ask me my offer is extremely handsome,
A little Charlie, Marley, a little bit of Manson!
Yeaah! - Me fallin'-off? It's really far feeetcchhed!
I turn a little to a lot I make it streeetcchh!
Then come the Franklyns! - Then come the Benji's!
Fiends by the crackhouse! - Dirty and dengy! - Yeah!
Chorus
Stretching out your tightness
Good enough to make you grow
Stretching out your tightness
Time to open up your whole
When it rains, I let myself get wet
I have always wanted to
Give something to my brother
Proposing to expose your head
To something that is like no other
Hit it
I'll stretch you out
I'll stretch you out my friend
I'll stretch you out
The the two-step goes from intuition that is my liquid fare
We are all in favor of the opening
Three pounds of love and knowledge are expanding in my skull
Truth be told, we let the good times roll
I have always wanted to
Receive it and believe it
And its moaning and creating love
Tender titilations
I'll stretch you out
I'll stretch you out my friend
I'll stretch you out
I'm a fish and I can swim all day
I can swim in so many ways
Make it up as I go along
That way it is never wrong
I'm a bird and I can fly away
I can shift in so many shapes
Make it up as I go along
That way it is never wrong
There's a glowing up around the moon it's showing
We want to play in the water that is flowing
Very legendary instraplanetary fairy
Varied truths
She's making just for you
Yes, I have always wanted to
Give something to this stranger
M m m moving to approve the grove
A mental transformation
Hunter
(Strtch)
Abandoned by, abandoned by, abandoned by your Mother
Stranded in a boys' home, stranded in a boys' home and never really recovered
Drain that poison from your mind
Or it's gonna take you down.
Stretch
Stretch, fish outta water, yah swim against the tide
Ain't no takin' sense to ya
Jekyll and Jekyll and Jekyll and Hide.
Oblivious to, oblivious to, oblivious to the danger
I tried, but I could never, I tried but I could never, I tried, but I could never change ya
You went your way, I went mine, there was nothing I could do
You wouldn't listen, no you wouldn't listen to me.
Stretch
Stretch, always something' eatin' at ya, never towed the line
Mixed up and dangerous, most of the, most of the, most of the time.
I can still see you walkin' down the street
I can still see the placed we'd meet
I can hear the voices in my head
One of them yours, even though you're dead.
Attracted by, attracted by, attracted to the lifestyle
I could never go the, I could never go the, I could never go the last mile
The pirate with the silver tongue among my souvenirs
You wouldn't listen, ah you wouldn't listen to me.
Stretch
Pride of the army, hero of the corps
You hated every minute of it, they gave you two years, you made it four.
I gotta stop hangin' out with ya, perhaps it's just as well
Now we're both doing stretches, I'm in a limo and you're in a cell.
I loved you like a brother, deep down sad
When the feeling comes
And you see inside yourself
The impression pain
And you want to run away
Stretch out and fall down
Crumble to the ground
Making time again
To show them who you are
Why not be happy
With the things you have done
Why not be satisfied
You're not the only one
Gather up your pride
And walk right out the door
Don't let them get you down
You're worth much more than that
Stretch out and grow tall
Overcome your fears
Fighting with your mind
You can win this war
Why not be happy
With the things you have done
Why not be satisfied
You're not the only one
I know I cannot see
The image of your fate
I feel inside myself
Your future will not fail
Stretch out and be brave
You have your life to live
Love surrounding you
You'll never be alone
I'm on target to be the bastard of the year for two in a
row. And if I'm careful, I'll run away with my arms full;
a trophy room for the shameful where I can hang your head
up on my wall for big game. Darlin' you fight that hard
and stretch that fine. And I will fake my way around, and
drive a stretch. I'm trying to avoid the set of rules
that tie you here. It's easy. When you break down it only
feeds me, 'cause I'm getting through. And if it leads me
to drive away our misleading, apologies are diseasing. I
will hang your head up on my wall for big game. Darlin'
you fight that hard and stretch that fine. We'll drive a
stretch; drive away from kid town forever. And I'll drive
it all; drive the point home to your weak head. And I
will fake my way around, and drive a stretch. I'm trying
I've come to get my blessing
I've gotta get my breakthrough
The power of my praise
Gives me strength so I can press on through
So I gotta stretch
Stretch forth, reaching for my blessing
So I gotta press
Press forth, reaching for my blessing
{Gotta get my} gotta get my blessing
{I believe he'll work a} miracle
The power of my praise
Give me strength so I can press on through
Chorus
{So I gotta} Stretch
Stretchin for it, reaching for my blessing (3x)
Oh-Oh(after 1st & 3rd)
Bridge
I'm still believing for my miracle my faith says
It's special it's marvelous and it's wonderful
Wonderful
Vamp
Reach for it (4x)
The mark, the prize, the higher calling
Move towards it(4x)
The mark, the prize, the higher calling
Stretch for it(4x)
The mark, the prize, the higher calling
Leap for it(4x)
The mark, the prize, the higher calling
Yes, Gotta get my blessing(6x)
The mark, the prize, the higher calling
It's mine, gotta get my blessing(4x)
The mark, the prize the higher calling
I am alone
In here
Nothing is said or done
today
Plenty of time
to think
Plenty of room to be
alone
Everyday
I smile to hide my rage
I stretch
And everyday
I bet ya do the same
You stretch
Everything is
open
It is all hanging in
the air
Everyone is broken
What a typical story of
I've been thinking 'bout what you have done to me
the damage is much deeper than you'll ever see
hit me like a hammer to my head
I wonder where you pushed the one you let
WHY DID YOU DO IT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT THING TO ME
WHY DID YOU DO IT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT THING TO ME
The only one who knows the truth,
man, that's him, me and you
My friends they listen to the things I say
they listen and hear more everyday
but I know they'd never understand it
because it was no accident you planned
WHY DID YOU DO IT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT THING TO ME
WHY DID YOU DO IT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT THING TO ME
The only one who knows the truth,
man, that's him, me and you
ONE - TWO
(Guitar Solo)
I've been thinking 'bout what you have done to me
the damage is much deeper than you'll ever see
hit me like a hammer to my head
I wonder where you pushed the one you let
WHY DID YOU DO IT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT THING TO ME
WHY DID YOU DO IT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT THING TO ME
The only one who knows the truth,
man, that's him, me and you
He stands alone
in a world made of steel
chances were low
for the man behind the wheel
Cutting the drift line
leaving love by the dock
sailing for gordon
turned his back on the knot
(into it on the out side
out of it on the in)
Long and hard
during his time in bazar
chances were low
like a blind man
swimming against the tide
(don't be afraid of what you are)
Into it on the out side
out of it on the in
Tide(repeat)
Into it
out of it
in to it
Watching
waiting for him to fade away
fade away...
You and me, stretch this far
stretch again stretch right now
you and me, stretch this far
stretch again stretch right now
stretch right now
stretch right now
stretch right now
stretch right now
You and me, stretch this far stretch again stretch right now
You and me, stretch this far
stretch again...
Stretch
stretch right now
stretch right now
stretch right now
now now
stretch right now!
Into it
(on the out side)
out of it (on the in)
into it (on the out side)