Plot
The Surreal Life is a show about celebrity has-beens, ones who were hot back in the day when they were on the A-List. This is what happens when they've fallen off that list long ago and are no longer in the public eye. As they live their day to day lives in a series of misadventures from odd confrontations to bizarre personal issues, they learn to live together as a family. Taking many people from the movie, television, and music industries, this is how they all live together in one Los Angeles mansion. It's how their life has become surreal.
Keywords: actor, celebrity, child-star, comedian, cult-tv, has-been, lifestyle, playboy-centerfold, playboy-magazine, porn-star
See what happens with celebrities stop faking it and get - SURREAL!
When the stars fall from sight ... this is where they crash.
Charo: The first impression I get when I walk into this house is Liberace with diarrhea, 1940.
Charo: [on meeting Flavor Flav] The first few minutes, I didn't put it together that it was Flavor Flake.
Ryan Starr: It's not like you're ugly or anything.::Jordan Knight: [sarcastically] Oh, thanks for tellin' me I ain't ugly.
Flavor Flav: Let me hear ya'll say 'Yeeeeeeaaaaaah, booooooyyyyyeeeee'!
Charo: [about Ryan Starr] She didn't want to sleep with Brigitte Nielsen because she's a crazy bitch.
Charo: [about Flavor Flav] I am psychic, and whatever he's telling me, I know he's full of sh*t.
Flavor Flav: Flavor Flav!
Dave Coulier: [on meeting his housemates] I had to learn two new languages that day - Charo and Flavor Flav!
Charo: [trying to get out of Flava Flav's arms in bed] Uh-uh, no spooning. Because spooning leads to forking.
Da Brat: I'm thinkin' I'm in the Twilight Zone.
Plot
The Surreal Life is a show about celebrity has-beens, ones who were hot back in the day when they were on the A-List. This is what happens when they've fallen off that list long ago and are no longer in the public eye. As they live their day to day lives in a series of misadventures from odd confrontations to bizarre personal issues, they learn to live together as a family. Taking many people from the movie, television, and music industries, this is how they all live together in one Los Angeles mansion. It's how their life has become surreal.
Keywords: actor, celebrity, child-star, comedian, cult-tv, has-been, lifestyle, playboy-centerfold, playboy-magazine, porn-star
See what happens with celebrities stop faking it and get - SURREAL!
When the stars fall from sight ... this is where they crash.
Charo: The first impression I get when I walk into this house is Liberace with diarrhea, 1940.
Charo: [on meeting Flavor Flav] The first few minutes, I didn't put it together that it was Flavor Flake.
Ryan Starr: It's not like you're ugly or anything.::Jordan Knight: [sarcastically] Oh, thanks for tellin' me I ain't ugly.
Flavor Flav: Let me hear ya'll say 'Yeeeeeeaaaaaah, booooooyyyyyeeeee'!
Charo: [about Ryan Starr] She didn't want to sleep with Brigitte Nielsen because she's a crazy bitch.
Charo: [about Flavor Flav] I am psychic, and whatever he's telling me, I know he's full of sh*t.
Flavor Flav: Flavor Flav!
Dave Coulier: [on meeting his housemates] I had to learn two new languages that day - Charo and Flavor Flav!
Charo: [trying to get out of Flava Flav's arms in bed] Uh-uh, no spooning. Because spooning leads to forking.
Da Brat: I'm thinkin' I'm in the Twilight Zone.
Plot
The Surreal Life is a show about celebrity has-beens, ones who were hot back in the day when they were on the A-List. This is what happens when they've fallen off that list long ago and are no longer in the public eye. As they live their day to day lives in a series of misadventures from odd confrontations to bizarre personal issues, they learn to live together as a family. Taking many people from the movie, television, and music industries, this is how they all live together in one Los Angeles mansion. It's how their life has become surreal.
Keywords: actor, celebrity, child-star, comedian, cult-tv, has-been, lifestyle, playboy-centerfold, playboy-magazine, porn-star
See what happens with celebrities stop faking it and get - SURREAL!
When the stars fall from sight ... this is where they crash.
Charo: The first impression I get when I walk into this house is Liberace with diarrhea, 1940.
Charo: [on meeting Flavor Flav] The first few minutes, I didn't put it together that it was Flavor Flake.
Ryan Starr: It's not like you're ugly or anything.::Jordan Knight: [sarcastically] Oh, thanks for tellin' me I ain't ugly.
Flavor Flav: Let me hear ya'll say 'Yeeeeeeaaaaaah, booooooyyyyyeeeee'!
Charo: [about Ryan Starr] She didn't want to sleep with Brigitte Nielsen because she's a crazy bitch.
Charo: [about Flavor Flav] I am psychic, and whatever he's telling me, I know he's full of sh*t.
Flavor Flav: Flavor Flav!
Dave Coulier: [on meeting his housemates] I had to learn two new languages that day - Charo and Flavor Flav!
Charo: [trying to get out of Flava Flav's arms in bed] Uh-uh, no spooning. Because spooning leads to forking.
Da Brat: I'm thinkin' I'm in the Twilight Zone.
The Best Drama in Daytime is Real.
Everyday women. Reinventing their lives. Together... under one roof.
Life has never been this real.
Maureen: Cassie asked me in the kitchen if I showered. "Why don't you shower?" Well, fuck you, I bathe!
Nyanza: What do you want to be?::Andy: Happy...::[in the confessional]::Nyanza: [snaps her fingers] Now, that's real!
Nyanza: [in the confessional] Your eye itches because your hands are dirty, and you rub your eyes. You scratch your hair, you scratch your skin, then you rub your eyes. You clean your glasses, then you rub your eyes. I really don't know at this point if you're taking showers, because me, I can scratch my hair all day.
Nyanza: Maureen, your lack of class is showing.
Lori: [after getting her heart broken] This, by the way, is what we call, "A Step Back."
[Teresa is talking to her daughter, Brittany, on the phone]::Teresa Crone: You don't want to end up like your momma, do you?::Brittany: Um, is that a rhetorical question?
Jill: You could smell that one coming down the street!
Season 2 is the second album from Indonesian rock band Andra and The BackBone, released in 2008.
Raymond James Donovan (born August 31, 1930) is a former United States Secretary of Labor.
Donovan was born in Bayonne, New Jersey, and attended Notre Dame Seminary in New Orleans, Louisiana. He worked as a union laborer in summers and received a B.A. in philosophy. Donovan went on to work for the American Insurance Company and Schiavone Construction Company, becoming the Vice President in charge of labor relations, finance, bonding and real estate in 1959, and by 1971 its Executive Vice President.
President Ronald Reagan appointed Donovan as U.S Secretary of Labor on February 4, 1981, and he served in this office until March 15, 1985. Under his secretaryship, he reduced the department's staff and budget, granted regulatory relief to businesses through changes in Occupational Safety and Health Act (OSHA) enforcement practices, revised the Davis-Bacon rules, modified Employee Retirement Income Security Act (ERISA) rules, created new industrial home work rules, and revised the federal compliance regulations.
Kara Young is an American fashion model, actress, and entrepreneur. As a model she represented several cosmetics companies and twice appeared on the cover of Vogue. Young had a minor role in the film Coming to America, was an entertainment news correspondent for Fox News Channel, and co-founded a hair products company and salon. She is a former girlfriend of Donald Trump, the wife of shipping magnate Peter Georgiopoulos, and a member of the Board of Directors for Action Against Hunger.
Young was born in San Francisco, California.
According to Young's company web site, between 1988 and 1998 she appeared in advertising campaigns for Revlon, L'Oreal, Clairol, Maybelline, as well as Victoria’s Secret and was photographed by Richard Avedon for Revlon’s "Most unforgettable Women" campaign. Young was an "a-list model" and was "profiled" in the 1990 article "The New Top Models". She was a "cover girl" for Vogue in both 1988 and 1989, but is known best for her modeling with Victoria Secrets. She appeared on the covers of Elle and Glamour magazine during the early 1990's. In 1989, at he age of 23, she was arrested in Thailand for "desecrating" a statue after she posed in her underwear in the Chung Len Buddhist temple while being photographed for the French version of Vogue magazine.
[Eminem]
Ladies and gentlemen make some noise
aww shit
yeah
y’all ready to get this shit started or what
well I brought some friends with me too
Now I ain’t back just for the sake of just saying I’m back
I could relax but I’d rather stack ammo on tracks
couple Xanax light a couple wax candles then black out
and relapse til I yack Jack Daniels and yap, burp bubbles
attitudes immaturing, double shot of bacardi party
vision is blurring, waa hooo I can’t see shit
my words get to slurring
uh oh, you can call me R Kelly now or your in trouble
whats incurring before after enduring the show
has no baring on the bad news I’m baring
whoa what is it word play
no I’m pushing you out the dumps
so suck my dick on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow
then stomp your fucking feet till you get to squishing a hoe
its panda-monium (?) when you see him, damn
baby you look good you’re giving me wood
you should pull over like a sweat shirt with a hood
(?) you and me both
break bread while I’m copping over this game
now pinch a loaf now homie who’s your favourite pain in the ass
who claims to be spitting the same flames as me
I’m Kanye when he crashed
in otherwords I got the hood on smash
like I stepped on the gas destroyed the front end
deployed the damn airbags from the dash
went through ‘em and laughed
came back an hour after the accident and bit
a god-damn jaw-breaker in half
so stop (?) the funk and start shaking ya ass
slaughterhouse in the house with the caucasion rapping
Just Blaze on the track
what the fuck is more amazing than that slut
answer me that, Royce where you at?
[ROYCE]
I’m right here Fire Marshall, verbal pair of pliers
are prying you apart(?), lump on your head designed by a bar-stool
Designed by a cartoon, before I need to be hired
Jimmy ‘Io fire Marshall
The 9 tucked against the lining
I pull it out and flip your partner upside-down like ya’ll are a couple 69ing
It’s like Rick James is shooting up your house, nigga….fuck your couch nigga!
You screaming ‘fuck the world’ with your middle finger up
While I’m over here shoving my dick in a hole in the mud
My bitch, know I’m perfectly fit for murder
Because I murdered her, so you can call me Nickel the OJ the Glove
I got a Posse of Insane Clowns; blow your brains on your opposite ear
Then ask you how your brain sounds
Bad, evil, weirdo, Alfred (?), mad cerebral, you on your last burrito!
(What that mean Nickel?)
It’s a rap if you eating, get a beat then terrorize that bitch like I’m Middle Eastern
Slaughterhouse on fire, nobody touching that
Good day and good night, Ortiz where the fuck you at?
[JOEL ORTIZ]
I’m right here; my Nike Airs buzz light-years ahead of my mic peers
Quite scary to look at, a nightmare, where my book at I’ll write fear-
In the heart of you tight squares, I harbour the art of you nice ________
It’s ______________ cuz that made me hotter than my dear
Uncle Al’s breath after polishing off his 9th beer
Homie chill listen, I swear, I’m God; I give tracks a holy feel (Holyfield)
And they bite ears
I’m right here, why wouldn’t I be, just waiting to be hooked to IV’s-
__________ brown when you look at my pee
And this joint, no exception, so just point a direction, and record the pig’s oink-
When I rip his intestines
This isn’t just an infection; this won’t go away with penicillin injections-
Millions of questions arose after they did an inspection
What I exhibit, seems to be non-contagious yet anybody can get it
aww shit I did it again, when I lit with this pen, I admitted this phlegm-
This time along side Em and the Em
So tell a friend to tell a friend, write a disgusting hook
Jump in shark water and swim, yo where the fuck is Crook?
[CROOKED I]
I’m right here letting the shotty pop
Quick as a karate chop, get your body shot, get your top chopped like a lollipop
Come with Maserati drop, in the body shot
Get your mommy knocked, and your Uncle Tommy molli-wopped
I take your life to the 9th inning
A knife in a gunfight I love it me and my knife winning
I laugh when you fall the shit will be funny
I buy my bitch a new ass and watch her sit on my money
lyrics courtesy of killer hip hop dot com
Man all the bitches holla, they wanna drop my bridges than jaw my dick and swallow
Leave drawers in this Impala, I ball like Iguodala,
I bear more arms than 6 koalas; as soon as a I draw get sent to _________________
I kill with the tongue, I’m Atilla the Hun, I’m Genghis Khan, I’m a genius spawn
I pillage your village for fun, ____________________, a syllable gun
Real as they come, Long Beach _________!
Slaughterhouse equals swine flu, ___________________ try to do without trying
Show me how to stay awake
'Cause I want to feel you close
Take a walk and think for me
And tell me who to be
Let me hold your hand again
'Cause you must be shaking
Staring at each others eyes
And we can't go on
You're moving on and on and on
You're moving on and on and on
'Cause this time you're on your own
And I know you need it
Change your world around
And I know you need it
Leave your past behind
And I know you need it
Give yourself away
And I know you need it
Let them all have a seat
I'll be standing in vain
Hoping you'd understand
Nothing matters but you
Tell me how it use to be
'Cause it seems to fade away
Take a walk and think of me
And show me who you'll be
Promise me you'll stay a while
And I don't want to lose you
Thinking of what we once had
But we can't go back
You're moving on and on and on
You're moving on and on and on
'Cause this time you're on your own
And I know you need it
Change your world around
And I know you need it
Leave your past behind
And I know you need it
Give yourself away
And I know you need it
Let them all have a seat
I'll be standing in vain
Hoping you'd understand