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Jason and Dan work at the What's Up Dog Pet Hotel. The Pet Hotel is a cool Pet Hotel to work at, except for their odd What's Up Dog boss and even odd-er Pet Hotel customers. If you think we can't stress the What's Up Dog of the Pet Hotel even more, then you are Pet Hotel mistaken, What's Up Dog.
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The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his brother Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you!
Keywords: 2000s, 35-mm-camera, action-hero, aikido, ambulance, american-citizenship, anti-hero, arrest, arsenal, assassin
He was given an offer he couldn't refuse...
They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!
If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!
He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys!
Yesterday He Was a Decent Man Living a Decent Life. Now He is a Brutal Savage Who Must Slaughter to Stay Alive.
A Pissed Off Mexican Out to Settle a Score
Lindsay Lohan as The Sister
Robert De Niro as The Senator
Danny Trejo as Machete
Michelle Rodriguez as She
Padre Benito del Toro: It's not safe for you to be here.::Machete: I'm not looking for "safe".::Padre Benito del Toro: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here! [Padre quickly blesses Machete] I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!
Machete: Machete don't text.
Sartana: We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us!
Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.::Machete: Machete improvises.
Padre Benito del Toro: [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban?::Machete: Mexican.
Von Jackson: There's nothing I'd like more than to see that Mexican dance the Bolero at the end of a rope.
Booth: Machete sent me a text.::Osiris Ampanpour: What did it say?::Booth: "You just fucked with the wrong Mexican."
Sartana: Well, there's the law and there's what's right. I'm gonna do what's right.
Senator McLaughlin: [after shooting a Mexican trying to cross the border] Welcome to America.
Torrez: You're Machete's girl. I know, cause you're his type.::Sartana: What type is that?::Torrez: Dead.
Berkley Rose, Ted: So, what happened to your partner?::Dee Laytner: He's back at the hotel. Where we're staying::Berkley Rose, Ted: I see...::Dee Laytner: You seem disappointed [getting an attitude]::Berkley Rose, Ted: Hey, you figured it out. You're exactly right::Dee Laytner: HEH!::Berkley Rose, Ted: The truth is, i prefer his company than yours::Dee Laytner: You've got a lot of nerve! Oh well, EXCUSE ME FOR LIV-ING!::Berkley Rose, Ted: Oh that's a good one. Maybe you should stay at the hotel
Dee Laytner: [jumps ontop of Ryo] LET'S GO!::Ryo: Dee! What are you doing!::Dee Laytner: You little fool! did you think i'd actually be satisfied with just one itty bitty kiss?::Ryo: What are you talking abou - [Dee frenches Ryo]::Ryo: STOP IT DEE! We agreed we werent gonna do anything tonight, remember?::Dee Laytner: I take that back! A MAN'S GOTTA DO WHAT A MAN'S GOTTA DO! I won't give up my big plans for this trip::Ryo: Stop it!::Dee Laytner: There's nothing to worry about! You dont have to be afraid! Just lie back and leave everything to me now, Ryo::Ryo: Just what the hell am i suppose to leave to you, Dee! STOP IT! KNOCK IT OFF!::Dee Laytner: You cant stop now!
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When the Chief of Police transfers tough police captain Janet Hamilton to "The Sewer," a crime-infested inner-city precinct, she suspects that many of her own men have been thriving in this lawless wasteland-though she has no idea how deep the corruption goes. Compelled to investigate after a sergeant is mysteriously murdered, Janet discovers that some of Pittsburgh finest are caught up in one of the most explosive and shocking scandals the City of Pittsburgh has ever seen.
Keywords: police
Where the dirtiest crimes are committed by cops
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John Charles Fremont, the American adventurer, the free-spirited women who impelled him to dare undreamed-of-feats, and the young nation they helped to shape. The story begins in 1839 when Fremont is chosen to lead the trek into the Oregon Territory with the help of Kit Carson which gets under way in 1843. Fremont's adventures include expeditions into California, a court-martial, acquisition and loss of great wealth, excursions into politics, involvement in the civil war, and eventual realization of the dream to move America westward.
Keywords: based-on-novel, pioneer, tv-mini-series, u.s.-president
Chief may refer to:
Keith Cozart (born August 15, 1995)[citation needed], better known by his stage name Chief Keef is an American rapper from Chicago, Illinois. He has signed a major record deal with Interscope Records, and is the CEO of his own record label Glory Boyz Entertainment.
Keith Cozart was born in Chicago, Illinois, on August 15, 1995.[citation needed] He attended Dulles Elementary School and later Banner High School on the city's South Side. In December 2011, Cozart was arrested on a weapons charge (aggravated unlawful use of a weapon) and put under house arrest at his grandmother’s home.
While under house arrest, Cozart released videos on Youtube. The attention he received grew in the short time between the release of several mixtapes and several of music videos, including 'Bang', '3Hunna' and 'I Don’t Like'. After two locally successful mixtapes, his song 'I Don’t Like' became a local hit in Chicago. It also caught fellow Chicago rapper Kanye West's attention who organized a remix of the song along with Pusha T, Jadakiss and Big Sean. Keef will soon be releasing his third mixtape Finally Rich in which Waka Flocka, Young Jeezy, Yo Gotti and fellow GBE members are to be featured. An interview with Keef is slated to appear as part of an upcoming feature on Chicago artists in Spin Magazine. On July 7, 2012, it was announced that Chief Keef would be performing at Lollapalooza 2012, an annual music festival held in Grant Park, Chicago, IL.
Henry Albert "Hank" Azaria ( /əˈzɛəriə/ ə-ZAIR-ee-ə; born April 25, 1964) is an American film, television and stage actor, director, voice actor, and comedian. He is noted for being one of the principal voice actors on the animated television series The Simpsons (1989–present), on which he performs the voices of Moe Szyslak, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Carl Carlson and numerous others. Azaria, who attended Tufts University, joined the show with little voice acting experience, but became a regular in its second season. Many of his performances on the show are based on famous actors and characters; Moe's voice, for example, is based on actor Al Pacino.
Alongside his continued voice acting on The Simpsons, Azaria became more widely known through his live-action appearances in films such as The Birdcage (1996) and Godzilla (1998). He has continued to star in numerous films including Mystery Men (1999), America's Sweethearts (2001), Shattered Glass (2003), Along Came Polly (2004), Run Fatboy Run (2007), Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) and The Smurfs (2011). He also had recurring roles on the television series Mad About You and Friends, and starred in the drama Huff (2004–2006), playing the titular character, as well as appearing in the popular stage musical Spamalot. Originally primarily a comic actor, in recent years Azaria has taken on more dramatic roles including the TV films Tuesdays With Morrie (1999) and Uprising (2001). He has won four Emmys and a Screen Actors Guild Award. Azaria was married to actress Helen Hunt from 1999 to 2000.
Chief Clancy Wiggum is a fictional character from the animated television series The Simpsons, voiced by Hank Azaria. In the Italian version of the show his name was changed to Clancy Winchester, and he speaks with a thick Southern Italian accent.
Clancy Wiggum, more commonly known as 'Chief Wiggum', grew up in Springfield, but is originally from Ireland and was among the same class and age group as Homer Simpson, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Barney Gumble, and Marge Simpson (née Bouvier). At an early age Wiggum played cops and robbers with Homer and other kids his age and he showed a clear ambition to become a police officer. At the age of 16, he was a hall monitor at high school, and possibly had a part-time security guard job at Springfield State University. Wiggum was present at the University's germ research labs (Prof. C. Montgomery Burns was chairman at the time) when Mona Simpson and the hippie activist group she was part of sabotaged the germ experiments. Wiggum, who had suffered from asthma prior to that, was cured by antibiotics that the group released to kill the germs, and helped Mona Simpson escape the police when she was on the run twenty-five years later for curing his asthma and making the police force. In the episode "The Bob Next Door", his age is given as 43.
Chief had been out of the army
For 15 years or more
He was still marching up and down that street
Just like he was a-walking a war
They called him the chief because he was Indian
It was a name they said behind his back
In the summer he'd march without any shoes
Until the soles of his feet turned black
'till the soles of his feet turned black
His hands wouldn't work the machinery
Cause his brain told him what to say
It's a hell of a life
But its somebody's life
Up and down the street all day
Honey have a look at the places
Like a dog running on a track
The wheels keep on going as fast as you get there
You don't ever get to go back
I don't really know what I'm doing
Just watching myself in some play
And the actress looks like she wants to go home
And lie in bed all day
Yeah lie in a big bed all day
Her hands wouldn't work the machinery
Cause his brain tells him what to say
It's a hell of a life
But its somebody's life
Up and down the street all day
Well I wish that you could see me when I'm flying in my dreams
The way I laugh there way up high
The way I look when I fly
The way I live
The way I fly
Chief got out of the army
Jesus went to live with the poor
I'm still marching up and down that street
I don't know what I'm doing that for
I don't know what I'm doing that for