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A meteor crashes in the Arizona desert, bringing with it; W. He is found by his father, Texas Oil Man, who helps him steal the presidency. A world of chaos is soon unleashed. W and his regime are challenged by liberal reporter BlueMahler and the newspaper, Issues and Alibis, but the world, under the leadership of W, becomes an apocalyptic nightmare.
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Zoe is a modern dance instructor / hippie-of-all-trades who finds her mission in a vision: bring the spirit of the earth-goddess to the people through a swing dancing performance. She manages to assemble a group who try their best to understand her without ripping out each other's throats. What she ends up with is a collection of Mormons, security guards, bad stand-up comics, and an Eminem-wannabe named Trevor. This motley crew must navigate a world filled with crazy hippies being shaken, pregnant bartenders, and sociopathic dance performance organizers. Can the troupe stay together? Can they manage to dance well enough to avoid the wrath of Gaia? Can a reasonable analogy be drawn between societal cohesiveness and potato salad? This mockumentary answers these questions and more.
Just because you can dance to something, doesn't mean that you should.
Trevor Dannenberg: I don't need no CEO tellin' me how to be a white person.
Samantha Wykowski: It's better to dance than to shoot.::Jeff Wykowski: Yeah? Tell that to a bear.::Samantha Wykowski: There are dancing bears too, Jeff.
Zoe Hendrix: You have the essence of dance, and that is a sign of your African blood.::Samantha Wykowski: Well, his parents are from Poland. In Europe.
Mike Wellington: This is a festival about dance, where dancers do beautiful magic, not crap!
Christine Jensen: You don't even have to pay me. It will be gratuitous.
Moon: I'm just laying here one day, and there's dust everywhere. And I'm thinking, "Dust is like ninety percent skin." So then I start forming the dust on the table - and I was making a portrait of Zoe... *with* Zoe.
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Kickbox champion Matt Reeves witnesses the murder of his friend Johnny. When he investigates on the circumstances it appears that a Mr. Neegal in South Africa has founded a new kickbox association and does not leave international champions much of a chance. Johnny had to pay with his life when he did not want to join. Neegal seems to kill everybody who is in his way. Matt is on his own now, but suddenly finds an unexpected ally.
Keywords: action-hero, ambush, art, bare-chested-male, battle, beating, blood, blood-spatter, brawl, chop-socky
When Revenge Becomes A Duel To The Death. [Australian DVD]
Payback Can Be Deadly [America VHS Video Tape]
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Using the natural beauty and mystique of Marrakech, Morocco as a backdrop, Stephanie uses herself as bait to discover the sadistic murderer of her childhood friend. C.I.A. agents Peter Masters and Jeremy Avery lead her on an erotic and intriguing trail in search of the killer. The trap is set and the killer is "Unveiled".
Keywords: corruption, disappearance, double-cross, drug-dealer, espionage, female-nudity, hospital, hotel, independent-film, malibu-california
An exotic land. A forbidden passion. A deadly secret.
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Yellowbeard, a pirate's pirate, is allowed to escape from prison to lead the authorities to his treasure. He finds that his wife neglected to tell him that he now has a son, 20, and shame of shame, an intellectual. The British Navy, Yellowbeard, his son, and members of Yellowbeard's old crew all go after the treasure.
Keywords: box-office-flop, breasts, cult-movie-cast, funeral-march-by-chopin, historical-fiction, hook-for-hand, independent-film, piracy, pirate, sea
A picture filled with public floggings, saucy tarts, looney lords, outrageousness, offensiveness, even a stuffed crocodile and sheep! [Australia Theatrical]
The greatest comedy cast ever assembled for a movie! Everyone who's ever been funny!!! [Australia Theatrical]
Swashbucklers, pirates, public floggings, saucy tarts, beggars, queens, & jolly rogers.
A Shipload of Laughs.
[Examining Yellowbeard's treasure]::El Nebuloso: Who is it more important to please: the King of Spain, or God?::El Segundo: Why, God, of course.::El Nebuloso: And who is God's personal representative in these parts?::El Segundo: Why, you, your holy ruthlessness.::El Nebuloso: Well, God wants to keep all of it.
Narrator: The pirate Yellowbeard captured many other galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips, he was caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion.
Yellowbeard: She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived.
Betty: When little Dan was two minutes old I tattooed it on his head.::Yellowbeard: Does he know about this?::Betty: Oh, no no no, that's why I kept him in the cupboard for three years. That may be why he's a bit odd with all these books, and reading, and stuff like that.
Dan: Look, if you cut my head off it'll start to putrify!::Yellowbeard: Do what?::Dan: Putrify, go rotten!::Yellowbeard: Yeah, it would ooze a lot, heads do. But I could live with that.
Yellowbeard: Betrayin's all part of piratin'. If you don't know that you're not even close to being a pirate, "Prawn of my loins", my foot!::Dan: What?::Yellowbeard: You're either born a pirate or not! It's in the blood Dan, and it's not in your blood or you'd have betrayed me long ago!
Betty: That's Yellowbeard.::Yellowbeard: I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!
Yellowbeard: Where's the map?::Betty: What map?::Yellowbeard: If you say you don't know where it is, I'll nail your tits to the table!
Dan: Everyone will be following you and if they catch you they'll have the map.::Yellowbeard: Bugger them! I'll eat it first. Won't be the first head I've eaten.
Betty: It's been twenty years since we had a little cuddle, and what do you do? Come in and give me a kiss? No, you rush in and hack a hole in the wall.
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Frank Capra's last film was a documentary for Martin Marietta Corporation, shown at the Hall of Science Pavilion of the New York World's Fair of 1964-1965. After a series of scenes of Earth from space, narrator Danny Thomas gets various opinions on space travel from "the man in the street" (actually, actor Sid Melton and players from other Capra films like Charles Lane, Alan Reed, Doodles Weaver and John Litel, plus a black woman, an Asian man, a heavyset woman, a man with a large family, and a no-nonsense type who says knowledge isn't expensive, ignorance is.) Animated sections illustrate the invention of gunpowder, a typical space shuttle visit to resupply a space station, and the problems to be overcome living for long periods in space.
Moon is a 2009 British science fiction drama film directed by Duncan Jones. The film is about a man who experiences a personal crisis as he nears the end of a three-year solitary stint mining helium-3 on the far side of the Earth's moon. It was the feature debut of director Duncan Jones, son of the British rock musician David Bowie. Sam Rockwell stars as the employee Sam Bell, and Kevin Spacey voices his robot companion, GERTY. Moon premiered at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival and was released in selected theatres in New York and Los Angeles on 12 June 2009. The release was expanded to additional theatres in the United States and Toronto on both 3 and 10 July and was released in the United Kingdom on 17 July.
The film was nominated for two BAFTA Awards, winning Outstanding Debut by a British Writer, Director or Producer for Jones. It also won the prestigious Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form (defeating Academy Award for Best Picture nominees Avatar and District 9) and two British Independent Film Awards including Best British Independent Film (BIFA) winner of the 2009 award for the Best British Independent Film. It was nominated for the Saturn Awards for Best Science Fiction Film and Best Actor for Rockwell.