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"Really!?"
"No," she replied, "April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."
That'll teach her to try to be funny...
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"Really!?"
"No," she replied, "April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."
That'll teach her to try to be funny...
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They're right too. It'd be Chrita.
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Because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I was a good big brother. I put a comforting arm around her, and told her that it doesn't matter, that we'll always love her, and that I thought she was the most wonderful sister in the world. Then, I dunno how it happened, but we kissed, and soon things got really passionate - clothes came off, and... we had the most amazing sex.
Sadly, it didn't last. After I came, I found out the condom had split. She started crying again, and I got the shakes. We went downstairs, hand in hand, to break the news to dad that his adopted daughter was probably pregnant.
I have never been less amused by the words "April Fools".
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