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Patty is a no-nonsense tomboy and the queen of her cul-de-sac, where she's reigned for 40 years. But when flirty, sexy Rose, an arch enemy from Patty's past, moves in next door and invades Patty's territory, the queen declares war. And the old gals fight the only way they know how - over a man, Patty's gullible and unsuspecting neighbor, Sterling. Soon, Patty brings her granddaughter into the fray - sweet little Candy - in hopes that Sterling's wealthy son, Lance, will marry Candy and be a father to her unborn child. Not to be outdone, Rose introduces Lance to Ruth, her studious, timid granddaughter, in hopes that Lance will marry Ruth and she will become a mother to Lance's wild child, Dolly.
Keywords: high-jinks, screwball, women
This is like Grumpy Old Men, but with women.
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Bright, well-educated, handsome Conor O'Neill's promising future was wrecked by his gambling addiction, which dragged him into heavy drinking and petty crime, but worst of all, the stifling grip of loan-shark bookies. Desperate for a loan, he accepts to stand in for lawyer friend Jimmy Fleming as coach of a Chicago black 'projects' ghetto Little League baseball team. His sense of pride, becoming the boys' sole idol, and competition, plus their attractive teacher, motivate Conor. But the crushing loan problem rather requires leaving town.
Keywords: baseball, based-on-book, betting, boy, boy-with-glasses, brother-brother-relationship, chicago-illinois, child, coach, competition
In a place where all bets are off, he's got nothing to lose.
The most important thing in life is showing up
The story of ten kids and a coach who never had a chance... until they took a chance on each other.
Raymond 'Ray Ray' Bennet: Coach Conor? You're not really trying to get Ms. Wilkes, are you?::Conor O'Neill: No.::Raymond 'Ray Ray' Bennet: Good. 'Cause I already tried and she ain't havin' it.::G-Baby: Yeah, me too.
Raymond 'Ray Ray' Bennet 's mother: Miss Wilkes said she had a good feeling about you.::Conor O'Neill: Miss Wilkes said that?
Elizabeth Wilkes: So you work for Smith & Stevens Securities?::Conor O'Neill: Yes.::Elizabeth Wilkes: What deal did you blow?::Conor O'Neill: What?::Elizabeth Wilkes: Well, I'm sure you're not coaching this team by choice.
Conor O'Neill: I want you guys to take a good look at yourselves and feel proud. We made it here. We're here. What I've learned from you is that really one of the most important things in life is showing up. I'm blown away by your ability to show up through everything that's gone on. The league never wanted you to play this game, but you showed up. But, uh, we only have eight players so, we can't play.
Conor O'Neill: Good morning. Um, Gerius was a player on the Kekemas baseball team I coach. Honestly he, uh, he was too young to play. But he wanted to be a part of the team so badly, I couldn't say no. He had a great smile too though I'm not telling you anything you don't know. He was a really tough guy. Just a boy really who, uh, wanted to be around his older brother. The other day we played a really important game against a good team. And two outs in the last inning, I had no choice but to let Gerius bat. He was fearless as he stepped to the plate. I was terrified for him. With two strikes and our hopes dwindling, he hit a shot down the first base line. He won the game. And watching him raise his arms in triumph as he ran to first base, I swear I was lifted in that moment to a better place. I swear he, uh, he lifted the world in that moment. He made me a better person, even if just for that moment. I am, uh, forever grateful to Gerius for that.
Kofi: It was booty. That girl Meg is dumb. Thinkin' her fathers comin' back from wherever. That's stupid to believe in. That girl and her mom are both trippin'. Cuz where I'm from... don't nobody's father come back.
Conor O'Neill: What? Since you can't talk shit, you got nothing to say?
Conor O' Neill: Hey! Can we cool it with the bitches?
Conor O' Neill: I love it when you call me big poppa!
Kofi: You suck... just like my girlfriend.
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Libbie is assigned to her paper's sexual advice column, "Dear Collete". She is taking over the job of Harry a crusty old journalist who shows her the pro's and cons of the job while running on a tight deadline to get the column finished for the morning's paper. During the course of the evening they reply to a wide variety of sexual experiences submitted by the readers, some these include, sex in a threesome at a drive-in theatre, sex in a gymnasium, and sex in a library where the "Silence Please" sign gives the male librarian an advantage over the female readers.
Keywords: adult-humor, bare-breasts, bikini, black-panties, blow-job, blue-panties, bra, breast-suckling, breasts, camp
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In divided Germany just after WWII, people from many different countries are passengers on a train. When one of the passengers, a German working for peace, is kidnapped by people who don't want his ideas to work, the others must set aside their differences and work together to find him in time for an important conference.
Keywords: assassination-attempt, attempted-strangulation, brewery, carrier-pigeon, cigarette-smoking, clown, evil-man, explosion, frankfurt-germany, germany
Trapped on a Train of Terror!
Narrator: [voiceover] That's right - the dove of peace was a pigeon. A dead pigeon.
[first lines]::Narrator: [voiceover] On a warm June day in the Rue Saint Martin in Paris there was a disturbance. Members of the French press were protesting their being barred from a secret conference. Inside, representatives of the United Nations were hearing a report from the head of a special fact-finding commission - a man named Dr. Heinrich Bernhardt. Bernhardt had a long proven record on international affairs. His report was sharp and concise. Facts and figures about turning the four allied zones of Germany into a single unified country. The session was dealing with something that might add a little harmony to this turbulent world. You can understand why the reporters were a bit put out. [Robert Lindley walks past the hubbub, distracted by a shapely young passerby] But was the young man impressed? Definitely not.
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Porky Pig is on his way to the store to pick up some groceries for his mother when he walks by a sign saying that the local movie theater is having a "kids admitted free" day. The excited Porky rushes in and views a series of spoofs of newsreels, movie trailers, feature films, and even the Lone Ranger!
Keywords: looney-tunes, newsreel-in-plot, newsreel-spoof, reference-to-porky-pig, slingshot, surrealism, william-tell-overture
Sterling may refer to:
Sterling is a Scottish family name:
Donald T. Sterling is an American real estate mogul, attorney, and the owner of the National Basketball Association's Los Angeles Clippers. Sterling acquired the Clippers in 1981 for $12.5 million, and as of the 2008 rankings, the team is valued at $297 million by Forbes magazine, ranking them twenty-fifth out of thirty teams.
Donald Tokowitz (legally added Sterling as his last name as an adult) was born in 1933 in Chicago, Illinois, but he and his family moved to the Boyle Heights area of Los Angeles, when he was two years old. His parents, Susan and Mickey, were Jewish immigrants. He attended Theodore Roosevelt High School in Los Angeles, where he was on the school's gymnastics team and served as class president; he graduated in 1952. He next attended California State University, Los Angeles (Class of 1956) and Southwestern University School of Law (Class of 1960) in Los Angeles. Starting in 1961, he began to make his career as a divorce and personal injury attorney, but he made his biggest ventures in real estate, which he began when he purchased a 26-unit apartment building in Beverly Hills.
The term black people is used in some socially-based systems of racial classification for humans of a dark-skinned phenotype, relative to other racial groups represented in a particular social context. Different societies apply different criteria regarding who is classified as "black", and often social variables such as class and socio-economic status also play a role, so that relatively dark-skinned people can be classified as white if they fulfill other social criteria of "whiteness" and relatively light-skinned people can be classified as black if they fulfill the social criteria for "blackness" in a particular setting.
As a biological phenotype being "black" is often associated with the very dark skin colors of some people who are classified as "black". But, particularly in the United States, the racial or ethnic classification also refers to people with all possible kinds of skin pigmentation from the darkest through to the very lightest skin colors, including albinos, if they are believed by others to have African ancestry, or to exhibit cultural traits associated with being "African-American". As a result, in the United States the term "black people" is not an indicator of skin color but of socially based racial classification.
Raheem Shaquille Sterling (born 8 December 1994) is an English-Jamaican footballer who plays for Premier League club Liverpool mainly as a winger.
Sterling was at Queens Park Rangers for seven years as a youth player, before being transferred to Liverpool.
Sterling was signed in February 2010 for an initial fee of £600,000, but this could rise to £5 million depending on how many appearances he makes for the first-team. He made his first appearance for the first team in a pre-season friendly against Borussia Mönchengladbach in Germany on 1 August 2010.
Sterling scored his first goal for Liverpool's youth team in a friendly against Hibernian in a 2–2 draw, coming off the bench and scoring a late equaliser. After all the friendlies, Sterling's first Premier Academy League match was a 2–2 draw against Aston Villa. His first league win was at home to Bristol City in a 3–0 win on 28 August 2010. On 15 December, Sterling scored his first FA Youth Cup goal for Liverpool's youth team in a 4–0 win over Notts County with Sterling netting the third. On 14 February 2011, Sterling scored five goals for Liverpool's youth team in a 9–0 win over Southend United in the FA Youth Cup.
James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel (born November 13, 1967) is an American comedian, actor, voice artist and television host. He is the host of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, a late-night talk show that airs on ABC. Prior to that, Kimmel was best known as the co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money. Kimmel is also a television producer, having produced shows such as Crank Yankers, Sports Show with Norm Macdonald, and The Andy Milonakis Show.
Kimmel was born in the Mill Basin neighborhood of the New York City borough of Brooklyn, the eldest of three children of Joann (née Iacono), a homemaker, and James Kimmel, an IBM executive. He is Roman Catholic and, as a child, served as an altar boy. Kimmel is of German and Irish descent on his father’s side and Italian descent on his mother’s side. His uncle, Frank Potenza, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! as a regular from 2003 until his death in 2011.
The family moved to Las Vegas, Nevada, when he was nine years old. He graduated from Ed W. Clark High School and then attended University of Nevada, Las Vegas for one year before attending Arizona State University for two years without completing a degree.
Can't find the time to clear my mind from all the stuff that's creeped inside.
Untie the knotts that clutter up the clarity of thought
Don't fight the things that you've been taught all you life.
It's not what it's worth. It's always getting worse.
The sun is out and I'm on the floor and one more step, I'm out the door.
I guess I should have stayed inside and given you the time.
Don't fight the things that you've been taught all your life.