Sleepless in Silverlake (2011)

Actors

• Michael Q. Schmidt (actor)
• Keith Glen Schubert (actor)
• Jacob Vanorden (actor)
• David Wolf (actor)
• Trisha Paytas (actress)
• Thomas Bingham (producer)
• Siobhan Price (producer)
• Thomas Bingham (writer)
• Les Savy Fav (composer)
• Thomas Bingham (director)
• Nikki Kelly (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Music
• Short

Taglines:

There is magic
Heroes are ordinary people.

Martin and Lewis (2002)

Actors

• Steve Brinder (actor)
• Genio Carbone (actor)
• Seán Cullen (actor)
• Conrad Dunn (actor)
• David Eisner (actor)
• Craig Eldridge (actor)
• Colin Glazer (actor)
• Bruce Gooch (actor)
• Joe Hanna (actor)
• Sean Hayes (actor)
• Ryan Hollyman (actor)
• Jeff Kassel (actor)
• Bill Lake (actor)
• Scott McCord (actor)
• Todd Bendera (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

Every end has a beginning.

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Actors

• Rene Beard (actor)
• Lawrence Bender (actor)
• Don Blakely (actor)
• Brad Blumenthal (actor)
• Steve Buscemi (actor)
• Paul Calderon (actor)
• Paul Calderon (actor)
• Eric Clark (actor)
• Michael Gilden (actor)
• Peter Greene (actor)
• Stephen Hibbert (actor)
• Jerome Patrick Hoban (actor)
• Samuel L. Jackson (actor)
• Harvey Keitel (actor)
• Carl Allen (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

Taglines:

Girls like me don't make invitations like this to just anyone!
You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction.
From the creators of 'True Romance' & 'Reservoir Dogs'
I don't smile for pictures.
Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character.

Quotes:

Esmeralda: What is your name?::Butch: Butch.::Esmeralda: What does it mean?::Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

Butch: Will you hand me a towel, miss beautiful tulip?::Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.::Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down.

Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?::Marvin: It's over th...::Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?::Roger: It's in the cupboard. [Vincent starts looking in the upper cupboard] No, no, the one by your kn-knees.::Jules: We happy? [Vincent continues staring at the briefcase's contents] Vincent! We happy?::Vincent: Yeah, we happy.::Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...::Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.::Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...::Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?::Brett: What?::Jules: What country are you from?::Brett: What? What? Wh - ?::Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?::Brett: What?::Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?::Brett: Yes! Yes!::Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!::Brett: Yes!::Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!::Brett: What?::Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

Pumpkin: The way it is now, you're taking the same risk as when you rob a bank. You take more of a risk, banks are easier. You don't even need a gun in a federal bank. I mean, they're insured, why should they give a fuck? I heard of this one guy, walks into a bank with a portable phone. He gives the phone to the teller, a guy on the other end of the line says, we've got this guy's little girl, if you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill her.::Yolanda: Did it work?::Pumpkin: Fucking-A right, it worked. That's what I'm saying. Knucklehead walks into a bank with a telephone! Not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a fucking phone. Cleans the place out, doesn't even lift a fucking finger.::Yolanda: Did they hurt the little girl?::Pumpkin: I don't know, there probably never was a little girl in the first place. The point of the story isn't the little girl, the point of the story is, they robbed a bank with a telephone.

Jules: Hey kids! How you boys doin'? [to man laying on the couch] Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You do remember your business partner don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?::Brett: Yeah.::Jules: I thought so. You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don't you, Brett?::Brett: Yeah, yeah, I remember him.::Jules: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?::Brett: Hamburgers.::Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?::Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.::Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?::Brett: Big Kahuna Burger.::Jules: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?::Brett: They're good.::Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right? [Picks up burger and takes a bite] Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger? [Vincent shakes his head] Wanna bite? They're real tasty.::Vincent: Ain't hungry.::Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?::Brett: No.::Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.::Vincent: A Royale with cheese.::Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?::Brett: Because of the metric system?::Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?::Brett: Sprite.::Jules: Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?::Brett: Go right ahead.::Jules: Ah, hit the spot.

Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]::Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?::Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.::Jules: [pause] What?::Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.::Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...::Jimmie: [interupting] No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?::Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...::Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?::Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.::Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?::Jules: Why?::Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

Mr. Saturday Night (1992)

Actors

• Rene Beard (actor)
• Michael Ben-Edward (actor)
• Julius Branca (actor)
• Lonnie Burr (actor)
• Josh Byrne (actor)
• Bert Copello (actor)
• Randy Crenshaw (actor)
• Billy Crystal (actor)
• Costin Csizmas (actor)
• Ben Diskin (actor)
• Randy Doney (actor)
• Phil Forman (actor)
• Chayim Frenkel (actor)
• Jerry Gadette (actor)
• Carl Ballantine (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

He loved his family. He loved his friends. But he loved his audience even more.
It's lonely at the middle.

Quotes:

Buddy Young, Jr.: For me, my family was like, uh, Dances With Jews. Oh sure, we had names for our relatives like they had in that movie.::Reporter: What do you mean?::Buddy Young, Jr.: Well, we had "Eats With His Hands," "Spits When He Talks," "Makes Noise When He Bends," "Sweats Like a Pig," "Whines In a Cab," "Never Buys Retail," "Shaves His Back."

Buddy Young, Jr.: Who do you have to screw to get a vodka?::Sidney: Me.::Buddy Young, Jr.: Make it a ginger ale.

Stan: Buddy, my whole life I listened to ya' bellyache about your luck. Well, you are where you are because of who you are.

Buddy Young, Jr.: I'll never forget what my Uncle Moe said about little girls. He said, "Officer, she said she was 18!"

Buddy Young, Jr.: I didn't take your life, Stan. I gave you one.::Stan: Yeah, but you coulda been nicer.

Announcer: Announcer: "And now, the star of our show, the kamikaze of comedy! Fasten your seat belts, put on your crash helmets; because here he comes... Mr. Saturday Night... Buddy Young, Junior!"

Buddy Young, Jr.: [to the audience he's performing to] I know you're out there, I can hear you reloading!

Martin Short: Concert for the North Americas (1985)

Actors

• John Candy (actor)
• Don Dickinson (actor)
• Joe Flaherty (actor)
• Christopher Guest (actor)
• Howard Jerome (actor)
• Eugene Levy (actor)
• Eugene Levy (actor)
• Paul Shaffer (actor)
• Martin Short (actor)
• Martin Short (actor)
• Martin Short (actor)
• Martin Short (actor)
• Martin Short (actor)
• Martin Short (actor)
• Martin Short (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Silent Treatment (1968)

Actors

• Gene Autry (actor)
• Milton Berle (actor)
• Jackie Coogan (actor)
• John Forsythe (actor)
• Marty Ingels (actor)
• Jerry Lewis (actor)
• Paul Lynde (actor)
• George Raft (actor)
• Aldo Ray (actor)
• Forrest Tucker (actor)
• Rudy Vallee (actor)
• Phyllis Diller (actress)
• Sherry Jackson (actress)
• Ralph Andrews (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Documentary

Popeye's 20th Anniversary (1954)

Actors

• Jackson Beck (actor)
• Jack Mercer (actor)
• Sid Raymond (actor)
• Mae Questel (actress)
• Isadore Klein (writer)
• Winston Sharples (composer)
• Izzy Sparber (director)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy
• Family
• Short

Lewis, Jerry Filmography

• When Comedy Went to School
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself

Lewis, Jerry Filmography

• Big Finish
  2015, role: actor , character name: Chairman
• The Family Jewels
  2014, role: producer
• What Ever Happened to Norma Jeane?
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Family Jewels
  2014, role: writer
• Até que a Sorte nos Separe 2
  2013, role: actor , character name: Bell boy
• Max Rose
  2013, role: actor , character name: Max Rose
• Excavating the 2000 Year Old Man
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Method to the Madness of Jerry Lewis
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Method to the Madness of Jerry Lewis
  2011, role: producer
• Laurel and Hardy: Die komische Liebesgeschichte von 'Dick & Doof'
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Tribute to Laurel & Hardy
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Nutty Professor III
  2010, role: writer
• Michel Legrand and Friends
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!
  2009, role: actor , character name: Stationmaster
• The 81st Annual Academy Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award Recipient
• Maynard Ferguson: The Unforgettable Real Story
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Nutty Professor
  2008, role: producer
• The Nutty Professor
  2008, role: actor , character name: Buddy Love
• Joe Louis: America's Hero... Betrayed
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Nutty Professor
  2008, role: actor , character name: Julius Kelp
• Cannes, 60 ans d'histoires
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Legendary Crooners
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cámara negra. Teatro Victoria Eugenia
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cavett Remembers the Comic Legends
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jerry Lewis - König der Komödianten
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Happy Birthday, Jerry Lewis
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Premiere Bond: Opening Nights
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cineastes en acció
  2005, role: actor , character name: Undetermined Role
• Dean Martin: The One and Only
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jerry Lewis at Work
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• When Stand-Up Comics Ruled the World
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hollywood Legenden
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Rainhard Fendrich - Jetzt
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Louis de Funès ou Le pouvoir de faire rire
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cher: The Farewell Tour
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Shot at the Top: The Making of 'The King of Comedy'
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• All the Love You Cannes!
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Shot Heard 'Round the World
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Nightclub Years
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
  2000, role: writer
• Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
  2000, role: producer
• Full Mountie
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Rat Pack
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Late Night with Conan O'Brien: 5
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sports on the Silver Screen
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Off the Menu: The Last Days of Chasen's
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Nutty Professor
  1996, role: writer
• The Nutty Professor
  1996, role: producer
• Pioneers of Primetime
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jerry Lewis Stars Across America
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host

Lewis, Jerry Filmography

• A City on Fire: The Story of the '68 Detroit Tigers
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Jerry Lewis:

"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"

"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius."

"I get paid for what most kids get punished for."

"I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope."

"I've had great success being a total idiot."

"The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'"

"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit, ... I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."

"Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."

"My door is always open to any member who wishes to build consensus on reducing unnecessary spending. My preference is to consider any proposal in a thoughtful, deliberate manner rather than reading about it in the newspaper."

"When I sit back and think a little more rationally, I realize my life is half, so I must learn to do things halfway. I just have to learn to try to be good at being a half a person ... and get on with my life."

"If I found the cure for dystrophy tomorrow, I would do a telethon in four weeks for acute pain that in this country is a bigger problem than cancer, heart, sickle cell, anemia, name it. It is - it's hitting 70 million Americans."

"If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well."

"I really am opinionated, but not for long. I have found myself coming off of what I think of something because the guy I'm talking to makes better sense than I am. I have so many points of view, I can't keep track of 'em, because I talk to too many people... I'm not so opinionated that I won't budge."

"I tell young comics, 'Do you want this badly enough? It's there. But you have to go get it. And if you think I'm going to give you the key to the lock of that door, there is no key, there is no lock, and there is no door.'"

"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."

"I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don't have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct."

"A lot of people resent that I've been in someone's life for 50 years. Why shouldn't people have an affection for me and what I've done? Didn't I have to be genuine for them to buy into what I did? There are children who grow up today who will not have that when they're 55 years old. With whom will they have it? Name an example for me."

"We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place."

"I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe."

"People think I'm against critics because they are negative to my work. That's not what bothers me. What bothers me is they didn't see the work. I have seen critics print stuff about stuff I cut out of the film before we ran it. So don't tell me about critics."