Plot
'The Old Ways' is a nightmare comedy about a world in which justice has been reduced to a grotesque spectacle. A young boy is to be hung for murder. For politically-motivated reasons, as elderly executioner has been chosen to preside over the ceremony despite the fact that he is woefully out of practice. As an audience of witnesses watches through a two-way mirror, the execution spirals out of the bumbling executioner's control, descending into a horrific farce.
Plot
1964, a village in Galilee. The Mukhtar collaborates with Israeli military rule. Someone is forging work permits, and the Mukhtar's son and a steady metalsmith, Mahmud, want to marry the same woman. These story lines cross when the village teacher is arrested and jailed for the forgeries, with the Mukhtar's approval. Mahmoud discovers who the real forger is and goes to the Mukhtar, whose son assumes Mahmud has come to denounce him. He sets off to burn down Mahmoud's house; tragedy follows. At Mahmud's side through his troubles is Mabruq, the village fool who, like others, particularly a young woman named Jamilah, still suffers from witnessing horrors in the 1948 war.
One man's personal pilgrimage to bring the Scriptures to his own tribe.
Plot
It's been a few years since Cletus and the Bandit made their famous 28-hour run to Texas for a few cases of Coors. Bandit is now a washed-up has-been living in the past, until Big Enos and Little Enos make him another offer: Transport a live Elephant across country in 3 days or less.
Keywords: blockbuster, budweiser, character-name-in-title, chase, elephant, police, second-part, sequel
It's another race against time for Burt, Sally and Jackie!
Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jerry Reed, and Jackie Gleason are back and even better than ever in "Smokey & The Bandit II".
The Bandit is back and better than ever!
Junior: You know, Daddy, I like this place. All the 'gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?::Buford T. Justice: Why don't YOU move down here?::Junior: Oh no, Daddy, I ain't NEVER leavin' home, that's a promise.::Buford T. Justice: Don't you ever, EVER threaten yo' daddy like that again!
Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?::Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.
Junior: Daddy, I got to pee-pee.::Buford T. Justice: Swallow it. I'm busy!
Carrie: Let's face it, Sinatra sang "My Way" and you sang "Let's Do Something Cheap and Superficial".
Junior: Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator::Buford T. Justice: That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight.
[Cledus is standing over the Bandit, who's on the floor, drunk]::'Bandit': Cledus, you've gotten taller.::Cledus Snow: Yes, and you've gotten drunker. This place looks like a shithouse!::[Bandit points to the bathroom]::'Bandit': You want a shithouse? It's in there.
Buford T. Justice: Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an ax, and you're never gonna have to open your fly again.
Junior: You know, Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company.::Buford T. Justice: Bad company? Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. When you raid a cathouse, you take the piano player too.
Buford T. Justice: Now I'm gonna go home and kick yo' momma in the butt.
Cledus Snow: [Bandit is being chased by a lot of police and Cledus is heading straight for them in his truck] Tell me, how many trucks do you see?::'Bandit': I see one, unless I've been drinking.::Cledus Snow: [yells in the CB] Okay, boys... do it, to it!::Cledus Snow: [19 trucks emerge from behind Snowman's truck] Well, I must be commode-hangin' drunk, coz I see about twenty trucks. Ha ha!
Plot
Joe Daniels returns to Kansas to kill the murderer of his bother. Survivng the attempt on his life he arrives to find everyone hates him because his brother was bad. He knew his brother to be good and believes they are all mistaken. When he finally finds the killer he also now realizes the townspeople were right. His brother had gone bad and deserved to die.
Keywords: 1880s, archive-footage, attorney, avenger, b-movie, b-western, barfly, bartender, brother, cigarette-smoking
GUN-SMOKED STORY OF RELENTLESS PURSUIT! (original print ad - all caps)
Filmed in Glorious SEPIA TONE
OUT OF THE Lead-Spattered PAGES OF KANSAS' WILDEST DAYS... (original print media ad - mostly caps)
RIDING INTO LAWLESS TERRITORY ON A MISSION OF VENGEANCE! (original print media ad - all caps)
Plot
Bunuel's first feature has more of a plot than _Un chien andalou (1929)_ (qv), but it's still a pure Surrealist film, so this is only a vague outline. A man and a woman are passionately in love with one another, but their attempts to consummate that passion are constantly thwarted, by their families, the Church and bourgeois society.
Keywords: absurd-humor, absurdism, actual-animal-killed, animal-abuse, anti-clericalism, aristocracy, avant-garde, bandit, bandit-gang, based-on-novel
Banned for over 50 years [Australia Theatrical]
A surrealist masterpiece.
A governor (from French gouverneur) is a governing official, usually the executive (at least nominally, to different degrees also politically and administratively) of a non-sovereign level of government, ranking under the head of state. In federations, a governor may be the title of each appointed or elected politician who governs a constituent state.
In countries, the heads of the constitutive states, provinces, communities and regions may be titled Governor, although this is less common in parliamentary systems such as in some European nations and many of their former colonies, which use titles such as President of the Regional Council in France and Ministerpräsident in Germany, where in some states there are governorates (German: Regierungsbezirke) as sub-state administrative regions. Other countries using different titles for sub-national units include Spain and Switzerland.
The title also lies, historically, to executive officials acting as representatives of a chartered company which has been granted exercise of sovereignty in a colonial area, such as the British HEIC or the Dutch VOC. These companies operate as a major state within a state with its own armed forces.
Keiji Yamada (山田 啓二, Yamada Keiji?, born April 5, 1954) is the governor of Kyoto Prefecture in Japan. A native of Hyōgo Prefecture and 1977 graduate of the University of Tokyo, he had worked at the Ministry of Home Affairs since 1977 and served as the vice governor of Kyoto Prefecture before elected governor for the first time in 2002. In 2011 he also took over from Wataru Aso as President of the National Governors Association.
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Oberst began his musical career at age 13 while at St. Pius X/St. Leo School in Omaha, Nebraska. He was in the school choir and other musical groups at the school. One night in 1992, Ted Stevens (of Mayday and Cursive) invited Oberst onstage to play. Bill Hoover, who was in attendance, invited Oberst to come back to play with him a couple of weeks later. In that short amount of time, Oberst wrote enough songs to fill out the set, establishing himself as an artist. Shortly thereafter, Oberst began committing his new repertoire to tape in his parents' basement with his father's four track cassette recorder and an acoustic guitar.
In mid-1993, Oberst self-released his debut album Water on cassette tape. The release of the album was financed by his brother Justin on what they called Lumberjack Records, the indie label that would become Saddle Creek Records, making them founders and present day executives of the label.
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Peter Barton “Pete” Wilson (born August 23, 1933) is an American politician from California. Wilson, a Republican, served as the 36th governor of California (1991–1999), the culmination of more than three decades in the public arena that included eight years as a United States Senator (1983–1991), eleven years as Mayor of San Diego (1971–1982) and four years as a California State Assemblyman (1967–1971).
Peter Barton Wilson was born on August 23, 1933, in Lake Forest, Illinois, a suburb north of Chicago. His parents were James Boone Wilson and Margaret Callaghan Wilson. His father was originally a jewelry salesman who later became a successful advertising executive. The Wilson family moved to St. Louis, Missouri when Pete was in junior high school. There, he attended the St. Louis Country Day School, an exclusive private high school, where he won an award in his senior year for combined scholarship, athletics, and citizenship. In the fall of 1952, Pete Wilson enrolled at Yale University in New Haven, Connecticut, where he received a U.S. Navy (Marine Corps) ROTC scholarship, majored in English, and earned his Bachelor of Arts degree.
quickly formed and raised for keeping more contained you shut it, you lock it but you haven't solved it three strikes, petty crime out of sight, out of mind repossess, relocate there's more than one way so don't talk to me about all you're gonna do and who you represent and how you'll see it thru i'm not buying what you're selling you're selling you and it just doesn't seem right you've done nothing but caused harm and you want praise and i'm not gonna take it away
Wait! There's something up ahead.
I've seen its claws I can see the marks it left.
Well fed and eating with a thousand hands.
This coma of factory and bars won't last
It's numbing power and it's never winding heart.
So climb what you can before it's gone
And always carry in your lungs
The prettiest voice from drowning as you drag this swamp
'Cause the smell will stay with you for so long
The past can only stretch for so long
The last can only stretch, so long so long so long
So we wait until it's overhead
Chorus:
I’ve got my business,
But sometimes is hard to handle this crazy life
Plus all these haters got me switching and the haters try to handle
Try to handle this crazy life
I’m riding on my own now
Got car and a crib, now
Got … don’ stop, no
A lot of pressure to keep it all together!
Got rumors of a lay off
I told the bill to let the hold off..
Another unexpected expense, it just don’t make sense.
Chorus:
I’ve got my business,
But sometimes is hard to handle this crazy life
Plus all these haters got me switching and the haters try to handle
Try to handle this crazy life
I’m hustling every way I can,
Got me working over time again
Can’t afford to take the day off
I need the money, recession got me hungry.
Try to make some extra cash this week
Cause my bank accounts looking weak
It’s getting hard to stand up on my feet
I’m just trying to maintain, and this don’t make sense!
Chorus:
I’ve got my business,
But sometimes is hard to handle this crazy life
Plus all these haters got me switching and the haters try to handle
Try to handle this crazy life
Oh, yeah, yeah and it’s crazy!
I swear it’s crazy!
I can’t walk to the mall,
Can’t walk to the mall!
Can’t talk to my cell phone at all, oh no!
Ain’t that crazy, ain’t that crazy!
I can’t do what I want to do
I can’t do! Can’t do what I want to do!
I can’t be with you, darling!
Ain’t that crazy! That’ crazy!
Chorus:
I’ve got my business,
But sometimes is hard to handle this crazy life
Plus all these haters got me switching and the haters try to handle
Try to handle this crazy life
Oh, I’m getting tired, I’m getting tired!
Life is getting the best of me, I swear it’s kicking my ass,
Good Lord, don't know the pain
Sometimes women don't understand
What men be going through
When a good man is looking right at you
Ain't this ghetto for you baby, listen girl
I'm a son of pain, I was born to this game
At another age, wishing I could turn the page
At seven and four, mama pulled a trigger
And daddy couldn't figure how to stand arranged
[Incomprehensible] to say the least, got the rage of a beast
The pride of a warrior ain't afraid to come blazing for you
Sometimes I feel that my life is going up in smoke, trying not to choke
Cause death, it ain't no joke, oh, no, no no, no
You see [Incomprehensible], they came to sign on the lyrics
But what they saying if they had to live it
Most would fear and then erase the track
Ain't got the heart to spin it
You don't know the pain I feel
You don't know what it took
To blood, sweat & tears
This ghetto rain, can you feel my pain?
So tell me what do you know
About your alarm clock ringing
Five thirty in the morning, same old song you singing
It's the hell of waking up when you just went to sleep
You got to meet the man
'Cause your job you're trying to keep
But thirty percent of what you're making is already taken
It's the time for a race but the boss keeps on faking, oh girl
It's the survival of the fittest, ain't no rules to the spinners
So get what you can take, take what you can get
Counting on paper you ain't made yet
Oh, no, no, no, no
You see life is a gamble, are you willing to bet?
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose
The choice is yours to choose
Oh, baby, what will you do?
You don't know the pain I feel
You don't know what it took
To blood, sweat & tears
This ghetto rain, can you feel my pain?
Can you feel my pain, baby?
All I wanna know, ain't this ghetto for you, yeah, yeah
Ain't this ghetto for you, yeah, hey
Ain't this ghetto for you, yeah, hey
Ain't this ghetto for you, yeah, hey
Good Lord
How can one country boy be so ghetto
Can you feel my pain, baby? Take it or leave it girl
Feel my pain, baby, take your girl and step off
I got everything on the line, I'm right here on the ground, trying to get it right
At least you could wish me luck
You can move the way, trying to get the day, I'm in another ...
At least you could wish me luck
... it's, I'm moving but I'm stray
At least you could wish me luck
I took ..., me I'm your wishing man
At least you could wish me luck
To win and make a streak, it's hard to turn a snake
...than I'm straight, at least you could wish me luck
But these ain't that good, these niggers is ...
They tell him what's going on that's how they know what's happening
I'm riding with the top down, trunk full of ...
Get a pharmaceutical, I move that Coca-Cola
Thousand ... I fuck with the weirdos
It's not a way to pain thing they doping their vein
Sure they're fine, Christmas ain't coming this pop's locked up
When they heard the worst, aces lost knocked up
Warfare an option, the feds come knocking
It's all fucked up, so wish me luck
At least you could wish me luck
You can move the way, trying to get the day, I'm in another ...
At least you could wish me luck
... it's, I'm moving but I'm stray
At least you could wish me luck
I took ..., me I'm your wishing man
At least you could wish me luck
To win and make a streak, it's hard to turn a snake
...than I'm straight, at least you could wish me luck
Hustling down the veteran, trust me I'm a gentleman
Niggers get to talking about me
Harder than this ever been, imagine what they're telling them
When they get to stitching you, see
I'm cut from a difficult, I get you to let it go
Before they testify I'll be, right where I need to be
... cheer in me, in the barrow and 3d
I got everything on the line, I'm right here on the ground, trying to get it right
At least you could wish me luck
You can move the way, trying to get the day, I'm in another ...
At least you could wish me luck
it's, I'm moving but I'm stray
At least you could wish me luck
I took ..., me I'm your wishing man
At least you could wish me luck
To win and make a streak, it's hard to turn a snake
...than I'm straight, at least you could wish me luck
I stash for rainy days, where ... right away, ...feel
...Lord have mercy on me
Me I've seen brighter days, telling you right away
There is a place for me?
My Lord just said I'm safe, we just beat the case
The verdict then we'll see
I got everything on the line, I'm right here on the ground, trying to get it right
At least you could wish me luck
You can move the way, trying to get the day, I'm in another ...
At least you could wish me luck
it's, I'm moving but I'm stray
At least you could wish me luck
I took ..., me I'm your wishing man
At least you could wish me luck
To win and make a streak, it's hard to turn a snake
...than I'm straight, at least you could wish me luck
You could wish me luck, wish me luck
it's hard on hell so please wish me luck
all we been through, wish me luck
(feat. T.I.)
[Governor]
Hello.. [x9]
[T.I. - Verse 1]
Hey, what's happenin'?
It's been a minute, huh? I'm just hollerin'
How you doin?
It's been a minute since I seen ya,
I fell off for the scene,
Cuz it seem like you wanted other things than da king,
Why you fightin', fussin', cussin', and disagreein' wit da king?
When you got cribs, cars, bling, and a king wit da king?
Is the grass as green as it seemed in ya dreams,
Are you gettin all the things that you needed and I ain't bring,
Does it satisfy your self-esteem bein seen on da screen,
Is this new nigga the real thing or is just a lil' fling?
Did he buy a nice bracelet and get ya a lil' ring?
Or give you all the attention and the lil' things?
He know what to do with the stuff you stuff in them lil' jeans?
Do he stand up and lean in it 'til you start screamin'?
Or smack your ass and kiss your G-String to start eatin? (muah),
You get how you need it, not only when it's convenient,
I just pick up the phone and call you every week or two to let you know I miss you,
To see how that other nigga treatin' you.
[Hook - Governor]
I remember morning, noon, and night,
I used to hold you tight,
I know we used to fuss and fight ,
But I'm just calling to say (hello) Hello, (hello, oh baby)
See time has a funny way of keeping us close,
Even though we never stayed, toghether,
I just wanted to say (hello) hello (hello)
[T.I. - Verse 2]
Hello?
Ay, it's me,
Hey, what's happenin? How ya doin?
I know plenty of niggas pursuin' them panties, all for the screwin',
Fly you down to Miami,
Let you walk the red carpet wit a ? at da Grammys,
But I'm what he can never be, a boss, understand me?
He pose and take ? things he buy for ya,
He got you a rose, but that don't mean he'd die for ya,
Hey, maybe I got too much pride to cry for ya,
But not too much to call you and tell you that I adore ya,
And tell you how I'm missin you, lovin you, and kissin you,
And think about the good old days and wanna visit you,
This song I'd like to listen to whenever reminisicin' you,
You, stay on my mind nevermind how I picture you,
Think about the past and all the time that I spent witchu,
Rubbin on that ass from behind as I dig in you,
Never been a doubt in my mind that I was diggin' you,
How I love you shorty, you'll never find another nigga to
[Hook x1 - Governor]
[Governor - Verse 3]
Every now and then I think of you,
And I can't lie I be wantin' you,
But I understand that I'm not your man,
And I also know that the future's not in your hands
Every now and then I'd call you to say how you doin,
And baby I miss you,
Girl, this is just to say hello,
Hello Baby.
[Hook x1 Governor]
[Chorus]
Everytime we break up, its like we make up just to do it again
(Here we go again)
Tell me how I can prove to you, that your my closest friend
(Here we go again)
Everytime you pick up my phone, you starting sh-t again
(Here we go again)
I just wanna love you, don’t wanna fight cause I can’t win
(here we go again)
[50 Cent]
Why would I wanna fight with you
Beefing with you is worthless
Cause I think God made you for me
We match together perfect
You’re acting insecure
Why don’t you think I would stay with you
Girl if its up to me I’ll spend forever and a day with you
Engagement, ring ring, 10 carat bling bling
I be on that boss shit
I’ll BB on that boss shit
Benz’s, Porsches, Ferrari’s, Roll’s
I’ll let you drive em all
So we can have a ball
[Chorus]
Everytime we break up, its like we make up just to do it again
(Here we go again)
Tell me how I can prove to you, that your my closest friend
(Here we go again)
Everytime you pick up my phone, you starting sh-t again
(Here we go again)
I just wanna love you, don’t wanna fight cause I can’t win
(here we go again)
[50 Cent - Verse 2]
And again, you don’t hear me, when I talk to you
When bills come I pay the bills, I’m doing what I’m supposed to do
For Christs sake, give me a break
I shake the jake to get the cake
Thats why we straight I’m outta state
I’m putting food on our plate
The bickering make the love feel like hate
Your my soulmate, us being together is our fate
Leaving me would be a big mistake
Wrong move to make
Apart both of us would be in bad shape
[Chorus]
Your love compares to your love
Girl you take me higher
If you wanna fight me
Go head and fight me
Till you tire
I’m for you
You for me
In the end we gon see
You and me it’s meant to be
But as of right now, here we go again