Plot
A veteran henchman, er, security guard for a multinational corporation gets a new partner. He initiates the new guy and fills him in on the routine goings on of the company: being attacked by rogue spies and suspended cops, dealing with break-ins, having a low chance of survivability, and having bad medical coverage.
What you can't see can still kill you
Deliver us from evil
Plot
The story of the SOE "finishing school" on the Beaulieu estate. During World War II, the Special Operations Executive (SOE) was created by 'Winston Churchill (I)' (qv) and was tasked to "Set Europe Ablaze". They trained secret agents and sent them behind enemy lines in Europe and around the world. After being trained in physical fitness, self-defence, unarmed combat and other survival skills, sabotage and the use of weapons and explosives as well as radio communications the agents were sent to Beaulieu which acted as a finishing school. There they were subject to psychological evaluation and taught the finer points of surviving behind enemy lines. This documentary tells the story of some of the agents who passed through Churchill's Spy School and along with contemporary footage of their training talks to some of the surviving agents and those who trained them.
Keywords: british-agent, british-politics, espionage, reenactment, spy, world-war-two
Plot
The pursuit of a serial killer leads to a deeper evil. When the government captures a vampire he is imprisoned and subjected to brutal medical experiment. With the project's original MD dead a rookie from the clinic downstairs is brought in as a replacement. As the procedures becomes more gruesome, he is torn between sympathy for a patient's suffering and concern for the evil that threatens to consume everyone involved.
Keywords: good-versus-evil, monster, vampire
Who is the monster, the undead creature of the night or the scientists experimenting on him?
Dr. Joseph McKay: My lunch does not have a grieving father!
Plot
It all started when a bunch of commandos (including Jackie of course) kidnapped three scientist who were studying very powerful meteorite fragments. The mission was a success - until one of their superiors double crossed them. The commandos were then killed in a chopper crash, except Jackie who fell out of the chopper. After that, Jackie was picked up by a a tribe of South African Indians, who then asked him his name. Sadly, Jackie had lost his memory and shouted 'Who Am I?!' which led the Indians to think that it was his name. So he started learning their cultures and customs, while also trying to pick up their language. Later, he started having memories of things that happened before the crash, and he decided to leave the Indians in search for his identity...
Keywords: action-hero, ambush, amnesia, arrest, beretta, bloopers-during-credits, brawl, car-chase, central-intelligence-agency, chase
Fight now. Ask questions later.
Who Am I?: My father also told me to be kind to nature.::[destroys the disk containing the formula of the meteorite info]
Who Am I?: I may have amnesia, but I'm not stupid!
[repeated line]::Morgan: Trust no-one!
Morgan's hitman: You've got two choices. Give us the disk and jump off.::Morgan's Hitman: Or number two, we take the disk and throw you off.::Who Am I?: I like the third choice: I keep the disk, and I throw you both off.
Morgan's hitman: Game's over, let's finish him!
Morgan: [answering the phone] Who is it?::Who Am I?: No, it's Who am I?
Christine Stark: What did you do with the disc?::Who Am I?: My father also told me, "respect nature" [throws the disc over the bridge] I dropped it somewhere.
Who Am I?: Who Am I?
Who Am I?: The children thank you.
Who Am I?: Why do you want to destroy life, when you can make it better?
Gladiator 'Rebel': Ouch! I broke a nail! Gotta stop punching those brick walls.
Pecos: Open fire!
Commando is a 1985 American action film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vernon Wells, Rae Dawn Chong, Alyssa Milano, Bill Duke, Dan Hedaya and James Olson. It was directed by Mark L. Lester and shot on location in and around Los Angeles, California.
The film was nominated for a Saturn Award in 1986 for Best Special Effects but lost to James Cameron's Aliens, another movie with music provided by James Horner from Commando. A critical success and commercial hit, Commando is the 7th highest grossing movie of 1985 worldwide.
Retired Delta Operative Colonel John Matrix is informed by his former superior Major General Franklin Kirby that all the other members of his unit have been killed by unknown mercenaries. Despite being given protection, the mercenaries attack Matrix’s secluded mountain home, kill Kirby’s men and kidnap Matrix’s young daughter Jenny. Matrix desperately gives chase in his truck, but finds the brakes have been tampered with and eventually loses control, crashing the vehicle. He is then cornered by a group of thugs who eventually overpower him, and he is shot with a tranquilizer gun by his former colleague Bennett, who was believed to have been assassinated as well.
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando involved again
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando, involved again
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for VietNam
From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando - involved again
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Viet Nam
First rule is- The laws of Germany
Second rule is- Be nice to mommy
Third rule is- Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is- Eat kosher salamis
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for VietNam
From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando - involved again
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Viet Nam
First rule is- The laws of Germany
Second rule is- Be nice to Army
Third rule is- Don't talk to mommy
Fourth rule is- Eat kosher salamis
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando involved again
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando, involved again
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
they do their best
do what they can
they get them ready for viet-nam
from old hanoi to east berlin
commando - involved again
first rule is the laws of germany
second rule is be nice to mommy
third rule is don't talk to commies
fourth rule is eat kosher salamies
One, two, three, four
They do their best, do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
From Old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando, involved again
They do their best, do what they can
They get them ready for Vietnam
First rule is the laws of Germany
Second rule is be nice to mommy
Third rule is don't talk to commies
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Viet Nam
From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando - involved again
First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis
When there was a job to be done
The nation counted on number one
No mission impossible, he did it all
He would never let his fatherland fall
He conquered the highest peaks
Scored victories in the face of defeat
He faced death on the Russian steppes
The scar-faced giant was always put to the test
Chorus:
Another mission complete, commando
The elite of the elite, commando
He was a knight of the highest order
Waging mayhem behind enemy borders
Resistance to him was futile, he took enemies apart
The very mention of his name put fear in their hearts
Even after his nations' defeat
He stayed true to his beliefs
He lived by his motto, his honor was true
Sturmbahnfuhrer Skorzeny I salute you
(Repeat Chorus)
For the green of my land
For the blood and the soil
My oath I give to you commander
In your service I am loyal
For the mountains and valleys
For the Danube and the Rhine
I will do everything within my powers
To defend the lines
No room for error, commando
Striking against enemy terror, commando
Another mission complete, commando
The elite of the elite, commando
Un commando
Ça saute aux yeux
C'est pas cadeau
C'est pas qu' à deux
Ça prend des ponts
Aux amoureux
Et ça répond
Aux vaniteux
Un commando
C'est resistant
Ça resiste au
Pire existant
Ça fait des bonds
Et de méchants
Et sur le front
C'est sur les dents
Un commando
C'est dans tes yeux
Ça met les larines
À sang et feu
Dieu comme rimbaud
Beau comme un dieu
Et dans son âme
Ça brûle un peu
Un commando
Ça prend sur soi
Et sur la peau
Ça n' déçoit pas
Paris Saïgon
Libre Cuba
Un écusson
S'use au combat
Comment-comment-comment
Commando
Comment-comment-comment
Comment commanditer
Commande-commande-commande
Commando
Commande-commande-commande
Comment decommander
Un commando
Des commandal
Scie à métaux
Si y' a mental
La madelon
S' en va aux balles
Ça en dit long
Sur l'animal
Un commando
Ça tombe sous l'sens
C'est juste un mot
Qui sent l'essence
Pleurer ça fait
Bomber le torse
Mais sans jamais
Mouiller l'amorce
Comment-comment-comment
Commando
Comment-comment-comment
Comment commanditer
Commande-commande-commande
Commando
Commande-commande-commande
In the house of lords
We control the movement
Of your limbs
There is endless beauty
In the might that we possess
Dragons are creatures
Of (our) own imagination
And dragons... Dragons breathe fire
We throw stones in the water
And see the waves
That we create
We push - Push hard
Predatorial instinct, built for the kill
Commando - Stones in the water
Commando - The Age of Nero
Keep looking for morning
In the shelter of night
(While) we renew our strength
Transfusing my blood
New layers to the core
I am ready now
As the world kneels
We push - Push hard
Predetorial instinct, built for the kill
Commando - Stones in the water
Stop screwing around! Let the girl go!
Throw it away! Chicken shit gun!
I only have one arm! It's me that you want!
I only have one arm! You can beat me!
You don't just want to! Pull a trigger!
See what's going on! Going on in there!
Look me in the eye! Put the knife in me!
Look me in the eye! When you turn it!
Bennet! Bennet! I'll be back!
Bennet! Bennet! I'll be back!
I remember you! People you tortured!
Tortured and killed! Let off some steam!
I eat green berets! Eat them for breakfast!
I eat green berets! Now I'm hungry!
(chorus)
Ssshhhh...
Remember when I told you I'd kill you last?
I lied.
Let's party!
Stop screwing around! Let the girl go!
Throw it away! Chicken shit gun!
I only have one arm! It's me that you want!
I only have one arm! You can beat me!
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Viet Nam
From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando - involved again
They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Viet Nam
First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don't talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis