May, Theresa Filmography

• Election 2010
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself - Shadow Work & Pensions Secretary
• Election Night
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Vote 2001
  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself - Conservative

Famous quotes by Theresa May:

"We're not just concerned about the consequences of underage drinking but also with preventing the illegal sale of alcohol to children. We liaise very closely with licensees all year round to make sure that they understand the law, and the consequences of breaking it."

"Under-age drinking is becoming acceptable - and the implications for the health of the nation are dire."

"Under-age drinking is becoming acceptable. Implications for health are dire."

"too little, too late."

"You know what some people call us: the nasty party."

"I'd personally like to see the Human Rights Act go because I think we have had some problems with it."

"I think there is a break down of trust generally, between people and politicians. I think that's come about for a whole variety of reasons."

"It is quite widely known that I like shoes. This is not something that defines me as either a woman or a politician, but it has come to define me in the eyes of the newspapers. I wore a pair of leopard-print kitten heels to a Conservative Party Conference a few years ago and the papers have continued to focus on my feet ever since."

"Countries across the world are taking action now to help them track paedophiles and terrorists who abuse new technology to plot their horrific crimes."

"Look, we constantly live looking at the issue of the threat of terrorism."

"There is nothing inevitable about crime and there is nothing inevitable about anti-social behaviour."

"I was a teenage godmother."

"I was looking at a photograph of the 1997 election campaign yesterday, and I thought: 'My God. Did I really have that hairstyle? And that Tory blue suit?'"

"On gay adoption I have changed my mind."

"Flexible working is not just for women with children. It is necessary at the other end of the scale. If people can move into part-time work, instead of retirement, then that will be a huge help. If people can fit their work around caring responsibilities for the elderly, the disabled, then again that's very positive."

"Dealing with a simple burglary can require 1,000 process steps and 70 forms to be completed as a case goes through the Criminal Justice System. That can't be right."

"Targets don't fight crime."

"What we're also doing is helping police forces in terms of issues like procurement and IT, so that savings can be made in those areas which I think is the sort of thing that everybody is going to want us to be doing."

"We've got a first class leader at the moment. David Cameron is dealing with the issues that he was left by the last government very well indeed."

"I think for voters what matters is the values that drive the government."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Threesome - Melissa Etheridge
• Threesome - Ruff Endz
• Threesome - Fenix Tx
• Threesome - Latino Velvet

Some people try to keep something alive
After it's gone, After it dies
They try all kinds of things
Like taking off rings
Swapping up keys
Seeing who swings
I'm happy to say that you and I've got no problem
Baby, I just wanted you to know
I don't wanna have a threesome
I don't wanna sleep with nobody else
I don't wanna be a swinger
I'd rather keep you all to myself
Now, sometimes at night
after the kids are in bed
I'm changing the channels
And you're surfing the web
I stumble onto that show
With all of those ladies
You know with those things
Acting all crazy
I don't know how they manage
To do all that damage
We barely find enough time to kiss
I've got enough spice
In this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend
I don't wanna have a threesome
Ever again
So I'll get away
If you can slip away too
I'll meet you at three
Alright, I'll meet you at two
We know just where to go
We know just what to do
It's perfect that way
Just me and you
I've got enough spice
in this family life
I don't need an affair with a friend
I don't wanna have a threesome
I don't wanna have a threesome
I don't wanna have a threesome

So you told your girlfriend, how I put it down
And she's curious and wants to find out
How I switch position
Stoking it with precision
Got you flowing like an ocean
Come talk to me?
We can talk about it
If you can be about it
What you wanna do tonight
Slip in the Jacuzzi
And we can make a movie
Lay ya back and do it right (ooh, baby)
What about a threesome
You and your girlfriend I'll be pleasing
Give you what you needin'
While she's on top I'll be teasin'
What about a threesome
You and your girlfriend I'll be pleasing
Give you what you needin'
While she's on top I'll be teasin'
Let's have a threesome
I'll get the mood set right
So you're comfortable
Oh, lady, just relax
Let me take control
I know you've never done anything like this before
But I guarantee this is one thing
You'll be craving for, babe
We can talk about it
If you can be about it (lady)
What you wanna do tonight (what you wanna do)
Slip in the Ja'causezi (ooh)
And we can make a movie
Lay ya back and do it right
What about a threesome (what about a threesome)
You and your girlfriend I'll be pleasing
Give you what you needin' (I'll be gettin' you, be gettin' you)
While she's on top I'll be teasin' (yeah, yeah)
What about a threesome (oh)
You and your girlfriend I'll be pleasing (me and you)
Give you what you needin' (you and her)
While she's on top I'll be teasin' (let's have a three)
Let's have a threesome
We can talk about it
If you can be about it (we can talk of it)
What you wanna do tonight (all knew wanna do)
Slip in the Ja'causezi (get it wet, baby)
And we can make a movie (nice and wet, lady)
Lay ya back and do it right
What about a threesome
You and your girlfriend I'll be pleasing
Give you what you needin' (I want you)
While she's on top I'll be teasin' (she's on me, I want her, babe)
What about a threesome (oh, oh, yeah, babe)
You and your girlfriend I'll be pleasing (pleasing, please you, baby)
Give you what you needin' (what you need)
While she's on top I'll be teasin' (while I'm bout it, baby)
Let's have a threesome
What about a threesome (I'm beggin' you)
You and your girlfriend I'll be pleasing (and I wanna know)
Give you what you needin'
While she's on top I'll be teasin'

And if there's nothing left to say
I'll string you along until I get my way
Use all those subtle inquiries
Like I want to know if you aim to please
And if you want to dance
If she wants to lead, I won't mind
Let's try this all again only faster now
Now go ahead and pretend I'm your master now
And if you want to dance, if she wants to lead
I'll go out of my way, I'll do anything
And one word is all I need
And if
You know it's all in your mind
Take your time with this one
You both deserve a good time
In every position that I can think of
If you want to dance, if she wants to leave
I'll go out of my way. I'll do anything
And one word is all I need
Let's try this all again, only faster now
Now go ahead and pretend I'm your master now
And if you want to dance, if she wants to lead
I'll go out of my way to make you believe

[Verse 1: P.S.D.]
I told they: Good is pee´as
We just don´t give a shit ´bout that huch
If you ain´t blowin´ don´t touch
Orum, capulatin´, Playa-Hatas get baddered
Get a suck ass to the pisa and the rest don´t matter
Hoochie, Kochie, came down for Uchie, tryin´ to clown y´all
Get sourround in Hammer
Southpark re-see downer
N... 2Deep and Manish come about them pantses
On the table, on the frigidy, on the couch, on the canvas
Uhmm...
Assholes and ellbows - Tell hoes it´s pimpy
Gon´ play a huch till I die, so go arach from respect me
Crew thanger, Hoo Banger, Bad braw breathness
And devide hoes like the Looies - Playa shit forever
I took a flight to Ohio
High - oh
Selver header, young sister, but a hoe
Chick is grabbed to a liver
Give a fuck
Live it up
Lil Huch don´t hide it devide it
Make a wooooord
[Verse 2: Mac Lee]
Best my touch upon the scrill´
Fo´ real
Servin´ comebacks
Because they seem to love it
Oh, feel nickle thang, relate it
Captain saver
Never huch and trust homie
Shake and fake some phonies
Got the Poni-es
Whizzahs!
On the po-one
H-Spotter
Then I got her
All up in her face
She´s straight lace
It´s paper chase and taxes to the thirdy
And dressed to impress if the tram-bitch worthy
Don´t "Sir" me
No, Biatch
Please...
I´ma trees with my cuddies
If it ain´t hoes then it´s money
Act funny if you wanna
Up in the corner to the Country-Club, Cressside Californiaaaaa
I told you, though, you hit it hoe,
The cloud,
If your lungs stick
Coo´ thang niggers ain´t down with that dumb shit
Not one bitch but two hoes
Big banks and new clothes
It´s tha path I choose, fo´ real, no so choose yours!
[Verse 3: Jay Tee]
Up in a big, blown caddy nine-lighter seville
We ridd´n right on the side and playa fo´ real
I got´s to skill
So tear it off, kick down, break bread
P.S.D., Mac Lee, Jay Tee - shake phaaat
International player try´na pass go
Bitch give me your cashflow and everythin I ask fo´
I make the grass grow greener
Just a little cleaner then the average
V-Town savage
This can be lavage
Plushed out ice-cold
8.1 ain´t the nice pay - the prize is sold
So let you pin the loadem in a moudy
Gett´n rowdy
Cousin´ rockets
Three motherfuckers about they pay talkin´ shit all day
As up fo´ sho´ we gon´ stay´a
Go to bay´a
Been take a brought down on our way´a... Hmmm
[Outro: Jay Tee]
Yeah, you know
A motherfucker gon´ get payed, partner
The gorgers
So we hit the strip
The dick gon´ grind
And the mouthpiece will shine
So chock this up as a confirm for kill