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• Thing - Divina Enema
• Thing - Ninfa Artemis
• Thing - Pushmonkey
• Thing - Phil Harris
• Thing - Meg Lee Chin
• Thing - Thin White Rope

(But first the notion that man has a body
distinct from his soul is to be expunged;
this I shall do by printing in the infernal
method, by corrosives, which in Hell are
salutary and medicinal, melting apparent
surfaces away, and displaying infinite which
was hid. Messiah or Satan or Tempter was
formerly thought to be one of the Antediluvians
who are our Energies.)
Is it true what they say:
"If the sky falls we shall catch the larks?"
As you'll see if the sky falls
We shall catch no pretty larks
If it will have done, my dearest
We shall catch some evil demons
They'll be biting our fingers,
They will have devoured the earth
If you'll have invited them
You shall not be disappointed.
And what have you preferred to toll
Though there is nothing left at all...
Needs must when the devil drives -
There's no need to fear or cry
Night has come and day had gone
Having led chaos to enthrone
Try to save your soul and head.
Meet the omens of THE END!
BUT...
For evermore the first and foremost
SELF COMES FIRST
If you really want to watch all the omens of that end
Don't complain then - try to hold future troubles in your hand
Even if tomorrow's cares shall fit you like a glove
Anyway I wash my hands off -
SELF COMES FIRST -
Goodnight, good luck.
Don't you care about existence:
GOD will take it for HIS own.
Only Devil keeps your body:
GOD will kill it.
Oh!
Don't you pray of this to your GOD? -
Wait for so-called judgement-day.
Don't you care about your body?
Don't you care about its way? -
Only Satan saves its life
Death won't come into your house
Whilst you stay in Satan's town
You won't die -
You'll never die
While you're standing upside-down
If you'd been slave of desire -
You became the Devil's child
Stay alive among the fire -
Self comes first...
Burn, cry...
Goodnight.
OH NO, NOW I HAVE KNOWN -
I AM A THING AND NOTHING MORE.
I HAVE LOST MY KEY
HAVING CLOSED MY DOOR TO MY LORE -
I WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
My body doesn't have a name,
(Nobody does know it anyway)
I do think of chance that I could get:
"Who does need the useless one like that?"
Nobody does know my misery.
They say:"Nobody's interested in my fate!"
How many fools also lost their key yet?
And that's why they'll come here later than I will!
They always come too late -
I have to leave these gates
Unless they'll have returned
I'll waste my hate no more.
I am the THING on the endless shelf of life,
The nameless one among the countless names
I am the THING that does try to survive
Amongst the devil's court -
That's why I belong to him -
I am his THING.
Why do you think you aren't a THING? -
Then you cannot see the wood for the trees...
Do not you understand we are THINGS in a hand?
We can't see a GOD while we're down on our knees...
WELL! - I am just a THING and a THING that's useless
WELL! - I am just a THING in a Devil's hand
WELL! - I am the silent shadow in a Lucifer's looking glass
WELL! - I am just a THING that you won't be able to understand.
No way to mind - that's only reason why I'm silly slave -
I am not a worm, I am a THING in a darkest cave
Ain't no fallen one that does try to save one's creepy-crawly ugly life.
I am the THING that's never going to die!
Why didn't you think us to be a THING?
You know - you could see the wood for the trees
Do not you understand - we are THINGS in a hand -
We can't see a GOD while we're down on our knees
Do not pass by my place
Mistress of the chaos:
Take me down from my shelf,
Try to see,
Try to guess
Which way shall I go,
Which road shall I ride,
Though I will have stayed there
Where I had been before...
You are poor mortal whore!
We shall go side by side
When we're met face by face...
Try to distress me. -
Are you trying to guess?
You are also a THING!
Babylon whore,
Sweet mistress of the chaos,
Didn't you guess
Who I am,
Who you are:
We are one and the same -
We do play hidden game
"FIND THE THING - FIND NO ONE" -
And your quest will be done.
Sweet mistress you'll have gone
I am not a drunken swine
That used to lick up last drop of wine
I won't change the mind of mine -
I'm the THING that's never going to die
If you can't believe in peace
Call your Devil: 666
That is catching sick-sick-sickness
In our cheap existence:
I think having lost the key
The others could not get in
And they'll be staying outside
Until they're going to die.
I have opened secret door:
We are A THING and nothing more
We've been put by... and not arrived,
We do become almighty sacral pride
Of our taker,
Almighty maker,
Our creator,
Our tormentor,
Our offender,
Our defender -
WE ARE A THING.

Problems!
Your rules are so totally logical
That when I wake up
You wake up with me
Problems!
Your rules are so totally logical
That when I wake up
You wake up with me
Good morning problems!
How are you?
Why, why are you feeling so grand?
Problems!
You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned …
thing!
You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned …
thing! You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned
… thing! You´re a damned, damned, damned thing!
Problems!
Go straight to hell I pray for that
But you prefer
To stay by me!
Problems!
Go straight to hell I pray for that
But you prefer to stay by me!
Even in my dreams
You´re a vampire
You suck my energy
You´re worse
You´re worse then a curse!
Problems!
You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned …
thing!
You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned …
thing! You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned
… thing! You´re a damned, damned, damned thing!
Problems!
I allow you to exist
Maybe I need you as you need me
Maybe I´m a problem too!
Problems!
I allow you to exist
Maybe I need you as you need me
Maybe I´m a problem too!
Problems must stay together!
Let´s stay, let´s stay together!
Problems!
You´re a damned, damned, damned, damned, damned …
thing!
Problems!
I think I´m cool just like you!
Look at me!
I think I´m cool just like you!

Last night
Flashlight
You said
We could get in
Your bed
Your legs
Red Light
Do you like what I said
I think you got a thing for me youÅ e comin' around to check out what I got
You got to gimme that thing comin?around youÅ e comin?around
I think you got a thing for me youÅ e comin around to check out what I got
You got to get on to get off, youÅ e comin?around youÅ e comin?around
Pop secret youÅ e a jumbo pop you got some kink
in your panties and I like it a lot
cuz youÅ e so smooth you can wax it like Johnson & Johnson
IÅ  almost ready cuz IÅ  ready to get some
Come on baby, come get on my see-saw
IÅ  gonna put it in until you get pissed-off
Come on baby the days are long
the days are long and IÅ  coming on
Tonight
Blacklight
You said
I could get in
Your legs
Thick Shake
IÅ  aching
Too late ItÅ  right
I think you got a thing for me youÅ e comin around to check out what I got
You got to gimme that thing comin?around youÅ e comin?around
I think you got a thing for me youÅ e comin around to check out what I got
You got to get on to get off, youÅ e comin?around youÅ e comin?around
Pop secret youÅ e a jumbo pop you got some kink
in your panties and I like it a lot
Come on baby the days are long
the days are long and IÅ  coming on
White Light
So light
You said
We could get in your bed
Bed Head
Green Light
Do you like what I said
I think you got a thing for me youÅ e comin around to check out what I got
You got to gimme that thing comin?around youÅ e comin?around
I think you got a thing for me youÅ e comin around to check out what I got
You got to get on to get off, youÅ e comin?around youÅ e comin?around

The Thing
-Artist: Phil Harris as sung on "Mairzy Doats 44 Wacky Hits"
-MCA Records-MSD2-35180/GMD80041
-peak Billboard position # 1 for 5 weeks in 1950
-competing versions also charted by Arthur Godfrey (#24), and
-The Ames Brothers (#29)
-uses the melody of the traditional song "The Tailor's Boy"
-Words and Music by Charles R. Grean
Transcribers' Note: the "! ! !" represents the sound of three drum beats in rapid
succession-like "boom- ba-boom"
While I was walkin' down the beach one bright and sunny day
I saw a great big wooden box a-floatin' in the bay
I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise
Oh, I discovered a ! ! !, right before my eyes
Oh, I discovered a ! ! !, right before my eyes
I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king
I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy most anything
But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop
"Oh, get out of here with that ! ! !, before I call a cop"
Oh, get out of here with that ! ! !, before I call a cop
I turned around and got right out, a-runnin' for my life
And then I took it home with me to give it to my wife
But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door
"Oh, get out of here with that ! ! !, and don't come back no more"
Oh get out of here with that ! ! !, and don't come back no more

I don't know, I couldn't feel a thing
Am I losing out, on some important thing?
My hands are tied the party's in full swing
Am I losing out on some important thing
A real important thing
Helter Skelter, Where's your shelter
Helter Skelter, Watch it swelter
Don't go too fast, I heard the chuchbells sing
Am I losing my edge, overlooking things?
My tongue is tied, with a familiar ring
Am I losing out on some important thing
A real important thing
Alcoholic, melancholic
Symbiotic, vitriolic
Try harder, must try harder
Helter Skelter, Where's your shelter
Helter Skelter, Watch it swelter
Alcoholic, Melancholic,
Symbiotic, Melancholic,Vitriolic,
Try harder, must try harder

The way the two of you were standing outside the door
I knew it was the end of your dream
And when you walked into the room without your girl
You didn't have to say a word to me
In the long lonesome summer many things will change
A lot of part time friends will move along
When good times have you smiling I know you're in there dying
Because it's just another good time gone
One of the times we got to work a little late
For drinking on a night too hot to sleep
You said you didn't mind going on this way
As long as it was good enough for me
They say the weather's changing, seasons are rearranging
Summer's never been this long before
Sometimes it makes me spin how things were so different then