Office Space (1999)

Actors

• Joe Bays (actor)
• Jack Betts (actor)
• Josh Bond (actor)
• Gary Cole (actor)
• Bob Crain (actor)
• Jesse De Luna (actor)
• Todd Duffey (actor)
• Gabriel Folse (actor)
• David Herman (actor)
• Kyle Scott Jackson (actor)
• Orlando Jones (actor)
• Mike Judge (actor)
• Mark Kubiak (actor)
• Ron Livingston (actor)
• Diedrich Bader (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime

Taglines:

Work Sucks.
A comedy from Mike Judge, creator of "Beavis and Butt-head" and co-creator "King of the Hill".

Quotes:

Drew: I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

Bob Slydell: I'll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

Tom Smykowski: It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.::Michael Bolton: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.::Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.

Samir: This is a... fuck!

Lawrence: We still goin' fishin' this weekend?::Peter Gibbons: Nah, Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday, I just know it.::Lawrence: Well, you can get out of that easily.::Peter Gibbons: Yeah? How?::Lawrence: Well, when a boss wants you to work on Saturday he generally asks you at the end of the day, right?::Peter Gibbons: Yeah.::Lawrence: So, all you gotta do is avoid him... on the last few hours on Friday, duck out early, turn off your answering machine... you should be home free, man.::Peter Gibbons: That's a really good idea.::Lawrence: Fuckin' A, man!

Bill Lumbergh: [in Peter's dream, Lumbergh is oiled up and having sex] You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.

Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.::Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.::Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo?::Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.::Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

Bob Slydell: Would you bear with me for just a second, please?::Peter Gibbons: OK.::Bob Slydell: What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?::Peter Gibbons: I don't know, I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. It's been really nice talking to both of you guys.::Bob Slydell: Absolutely, the pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.::Peter Gibbons: Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.::Bob Porter: Excellent.::Bob Slydell: Great... Wow.

Peter Gibbons: [about the plan to steal from Initech] Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.::Samir: Of course.::Michael Bolton: Agreed,::Lawrence: [from the next apartment through the wall] Don't worry, man. I won't tell anyone either.::Michael Bolton: Who the fuck is that?::Peter Gibbons: Uh, don't worry about him. He's cool.

[Peter and Lawrence are working on the crew cleaning up the burned Initech building]::Peter Gibbons: This isn't so bad, huh? Makin' bucks, gettin' exercise, workin' outside.::Lawrence: Fuckin' A.::Peter Gibbons: [nods] Fuckin' A.

Meet Wally Sparks (1997)

Actors

• Lewis Arquette (actor)
• Harry Basil (actor)
• Richard Bey (actor)
• Michael Bolton (actor)
• Andre Rosey Brown (actor)
• Lenny Clarke (actor)
• Rodney Dangerfield (actor)
• Tony Danza (actor)
• Morton Downey Jr. (actor)
• Al Eisenmann (actor)
• Carmen Filpi (actor)
• Rob Glushon (actor)
• Gilbert Gottfried (actor)
• George Greif (actor)
• Tim Allen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

He's a menace to High Society.
The Talk Show Host that Everyone loves to hate!

Quotes:

Wally Sparks: The other day I saved a girl from being attacked: I changed my mind.

Wally Sparks: What a place, Canada; they started a country and no one showed up.

Wally Sparks: I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game.

Wally Sparks: Siskel and Ebert caught my show. They gave me one finger up.

Wally Sparks: Remember folks, every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tale.

Wally Sparks: I looked up your family tree. Two dogs were using it.

Wally Sparks: And remember, it's lonely at the top, when there's no-one on the bottom.

Wally Sparks: I am here to spread Joy, tell when you find her.

Wally Sparks: You never had me.

Father and Son (1934)

Actors

• Charles Carson (actor)
• O.B. Clarence (actor)
• Roland Culver (actor)
• James Finlayson (actor)
• Edmund Gwenn (actor)
• Esmond Knight (actor)
• Daphne Courtney (actress)
• Margaret Yarde (actress)
• Irving Asher (producer)
• Randall Faye (writer)
• Ben Ames Williams (writer)
• Monty Banks (director)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama

Man to Man (1930)

Actors

• Bill Banker (actor)
• Dwight Frye (actor)
• James Hall (actor)
• Otis Harlan (actor)
• Phillips Holmes (actor)
• Johnny Larkins (actor)
• George F. Marion (actor)
• Grant Mitchell (actor)
• James Neill (actor)
• Paul Nicholson (actor)
• Robert Emmett O'Connor (actor)
• Charles Sellon (actor)
• Russell Simpson (actor)
• Lucille Powers (actress)
• Barbara Weeks (actress)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama

Famous quotes by Michael Bolton:

"This has been five or six years of the most difficult experience of my entire life."

"Til the End of Forever"

"[Bolton says the concert will also honor martial arts expert Norris who teaches self-defense techniques to at-risk youth in Texas through his program,] Kick Start. Tens of thousands of kids come through his organization, ... and he is a great hero for doing that kind of work."

"You cry when you see these kids around the world, ... would never be able to afford the (hearing aids) and had no knowledge they would be able to hear."

"It begins with a little quest and turns into this giant learning experience, what I consider this ongoing tragedy in America -- terror perpetrated on Americans by Americans,"

"We'll see if we can get (Swayze) up on stage, ... He had a big hit with 'She's Like the Wind.' And we all know he can dance — that's for sure."

"Live with Regis & Kelly."

"On singing in the swimming pool: "If I can move the water, I can move the people.""

"I'm listening to Pavarotti and I'm thinking 'What the hell have I been doing with my voice all these years?! Why haven't I taken my voice as far as I can take it as an instrument?'"

"I have to be happy in the here and now because I've seen that every time you start focusing on your legacy you're really setting yourself up for disappointment, you're basically presuming too much by even using the word legacy - that someone is going to care, that someone is going to look and to listen."

"Whoever best serves the song is going to be served by the song."

"It's a combination of melody and lyrics, not one without the other. It's a confluence of these different elements that makes something powerful."

"When you have great songs that are going to live longer than the composers, everything you can do to bring those different elements and nuances out, serve the song."

"There are certain people who have become better artists, but they're brilliant at marketing. I think someone who's been phenomenal like that is Madonna."

"You're presuming too much by using the word legacy - presuming that someone is going to care."

"Considering the amount of information we're bombarded by, it's amazing if a song can transcend time."

"No matter how great we get with digital formats of instrumentation, nothing really quite duplicates the real thing."

"It's understanding the intention of a composer that allows a producer and an arranger to make those moments speak."

"When I started studying for the arias it was like going into training for a heavyweight title fight."

"Black music has increased my enjoyment of what I do. It has increased my range, my ability to reach into myself and accept myself."