Plot
Adam (Robin Nielsen) works as a junior associate for a large Toronto law firm. When a business trip takes him to his hometown of Fernie, he reunites with his old friends, Jason (Viv Leacock) and Theo (James Wallis). Adam gets more than he bargained for when he finds out that, due to a series of terrible business decisions, Theo's ski waxing business "Waxopolis" is in serious financial trouble and at risk of being taken over by an evil developer. The three guys hatch a plan to throw a massive fundraising party to try and save the business. But, with the developer and his son on their back, party permit hassles, and a Sasquatch on the loose, will they be able to pull it off?
Keywords: beer, bigfoot, breast-feeding, breast-pump, breastfeeding-a-baby, defibrillator, diarrhea, female-nudity, female-rear-nudity, flatulence
The West just got wilder.
Clean mountain living just got a little dirtier.
Sasquatch: [looking at town from distance in final scene] I can't believe I fucked Theo... and Cathy.
Plot
This year's Great American Bash is going to be just that, a bash taking place in the heartland of America. The event this year is headlined by three grudge matches. Diamond Dallas Page got the win over Randy Savage two months prior at WCW Spring Stampede, now Savage wants revenge in a lights out match. Who will win Page-Savage II? In other action, Ric Flair and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper will unite and attempt to take down the nWo's heart by challenging The Outsiders for the WCW Tag Team Championship. Syxx will be in the Outsider's corner, but will he be enough to keep down the veterans of the sport? The third grudge match that will be settled in Moline on June 15th will be a WCW Women's Championship Match between Japan Legend, Akiro Hokuto with the devious Sonny Onoo in her corner going up against Madusa. The Great American Bash is one of the most historic events in pro wrestling, and one thing is for sure, that tradition will continue in Moline!
Keywords: great-american-bash, nwo, wcw, wwe
Plot
Tradition battles the New World Order at Slamboree 1997. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair returns to the ring in his home town of Charlotte, NC. Flair has been out of action for nine months, but finally he has returned to World Championship Wrestling to aid in the battle against the nWo. Flair will not be alone, as he will team with fellow legend, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Carolina Panthers own Kevin Greene. The trio will battle the nWo's anti-tradition unit of Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, and Syxx. Kevin Greene isn't the only NFL star stepping off of the grid iron and stepping into the ring at Slamboree. Green Bay's own Reggie White will also step into the ring against his long time NFL rival, Steve "Mongo" McMichael. Will the nWo reign once again or will tradition live on at Slamboree?
Keywords: nwo, slamboree, wcw, wrestling
Plot
Turner Sports President, Dr. Harvey Schiller recently removed Eric Bischoff as the President of WCW. A move that has swayed the balance of power back to WCW in the war with the nWo. In the midst of all of the chaos with Bischoff's ousting, a main event of epic proportions was named for the upcoming WCW Uncensored 1997 event. A three team battle royal elimination match. Three teams with three different agendas and goals. Team WCW consists of Lex Luger, The Giant, and The Steiner Brothers. If Team WCW wins, the nWo must return all of the WCW Championships they have and will be forced off of WCW Television for 18 months. Team Piper consists of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and 4 Horsemen members: Jeff Jarrett, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, and Jeff Jarrett. If Team Piper wins, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper gets Hollywood Hogan in a cage match. Team nWo consists of Hollywood Hogan, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, and Randy "Macho Man" Savage. If Team nWo wins, the nWo gets the right to challenge for any WCW Championship anytime they choose. While Bischoff's removal from power was a negative for the New World Order, they aren't letting that stop them by announcing that NBA Bad Boy, Dennis Rodman would appear at WCW Uncensored as the newest member of the nWo. The stakes are high, only one team can survive! Which will it be and what will "Rod the Bod" do?
Keywords: african-american, apathy, assault, baseball-bat, basketball-player, brawl, brother-brother-relationship, canadian, champion, cookie-sheet
Bobby Heenan: [after someone got laid out by a baking pan during the Public Enemy-Harlem Heat match] Who booked this match, Martha Stewart?::Dusty Rhodes: No, Betty White.
Dusty Rhodes: They laid his old tired ass out! Oh, excuse me at home, everybody!
James Vandenberg: Remember Tai Pei!
A glacier (UK /ˈɡlæsiə/ GLASS-ee-ər or US /ˈɡleɪʃər/ GLAY-shər) is a large persistent body of ice that forms where the accumulation of snow exceeds its ablation (melting and sublimation) over many years, often centuries. At least 0.1 km² in area and 50 m thick, but often much larger, a glacier slowly deforms and flows due to stresses induced by its weight. Crevasses, seracs, and other distinguishing features of a glacier are due to its flow. Another consequence of glacier flow is the transport of rock and debris abraded from its substrate and resultant landforms like cirques and moraines. Glaciers form on land, often elevated, and are distinct from the much thinner sea ice and lake ice that form on the surface of bodies of water.
The word glacier comes from French. It is derived from the Vulgar Latin glacia and ultimately from Latin glacies meaning ice. The processes and features caused by glaciers and related to them are referred to as glacial. The process of glacier establishment, growth and flow is called glaciation. The corresponding area of study is called glaciology. Glaciers are important components of the global cryosphere.
James Vincent McMorrow (born in 1983) is an Irish folk singer and songwriter. His debut album Early in the Morning was released in February, 2010. He wrote the album during a self-imposed seclusion in a beach house in Ireland. His music has been compared to Bon Iver,Sufjan Stevens, and Ray LaMontagne. Tracks from Early in the Morning have been used in American television programs.
McMorrow made his UK TV debut on BBC Two's Later... with Jools Holland on 27 May 2011.
McMorrow performed at the Eurosonic Festival in 2012 when Ireland was the "Spotlight Country".
James is engaged to Emma Doyle and they are due to be married at the end of his tour this year.
McMorrow was born and brought up in Malahide in north County Dublin, he started his musical life as a drummer in a handful of post-hardcore rock bands, while studying marketing at college. Despite liking the comfort and anonymity of playing drums, he decided to take his chances as a solo singer during a summer spent pushing trollies in Dublin Airport. McMorrow retreated to the safety of his parent's house and started to re-educate himself as a musician and a songwriter, using the family piano to piece the jigsaw together.
James Vincent (July 19, 1882 – July 12, 1957) was an American actor and film director of the silent era. He appeared in 23 films between 1910 and 1951. He also directed 18 films between 1915 and 1931.
He was born in Springfield, Massachusetts and died in New York, New York.
Roger Federer (German pronunciation: [ˈfeːdəʁɐ]) (born 8 August 1981) is a Swiss professional tennis player who held the ATP No. 1 position for a record 237 consecutive weeks from 2 February 2004 to 18 August 2008. Federer has occupied the #1 ranking for 285 overall weeks, one week short of the record 286 weeks held by Pete Sampras. As of 28 May 2012, he is ranked World No. 3. Federer has won a men's record 16 Grand Slam singles titles. He is one of seven male players to capture the career Grand Slam and one of three (with Andre Agassi and Rafael Nadal) to do so on three different surfaces (clay, grass, and hard courts). He is the only male player in tennis history to have reached the title match of each Grand Slam tournament at least five times and also the final at each of the nine ATP Masters 1000 Tournaments. Many sports analysts, tennis critics, and former and current players consider Federer to be the greatest tennis player of all time.
Federer has appeared in an unprecedented 23 career Grand Slam tournament finals, including a men's record ten in a row, and appeared in 18 of 19 finals from the 2005 Wimbledon Championships through the 2010 Australian Open, the lone exception being the 2008 Australian Open. He holds the record of reaching the semifinals or better of 23 consecutive Grand Slam tournaments over five and a half years, from the 2004 Wimbledon Championships through the 2010 Australian Open. At the 2012 Australian Open, he reached a record 31st consecutive Grand Slam quarterfinal. During the course of his run at the 2012 French Open in Roland Garros, Federer eclipsed Jimmy Connors long standing record of 233 match wins in Grand Slam tournaments when he defeated Adrian Ungur in a second round match.
Lindsey Caroline Vonn (née Kildow; born October 18, 1984) is an American alpine ski racer with the U.S. Ski Team. She has won four overall World Cup championships – one of only two female skiers to do so, along with Annemarie Moser-Pröll – with three consecutive titles in 2008, 2009 and 2010, plus another in 2012. Vonn won the gold medal in downhill at the 2010 Winter Olympics, the first ever in the event for an American woman. She has also won five consecutive World Cup season titles in the downhill discipline, four consecutive titles in Super G, and three consecutive titles in the combined as of 2012.
Vonn is one of five women to have won World Cup races in all five disciplines of alpine skiing – downhill, super G, giant slalom, slalom, and super combined – and has won 53 World Cup races in her career as of March 14, 2012. Only two women have more World Cup victories in their careers, Austrian Annemarie Moser-Pröll with 62 and Swiss Vreni Schneider with 55, both retired from active racing. With her Olympic gold and bronze medals, two World Championship gold medals in 2009 (plus three silver medals in 2007 / 2011), and four overall World Cup titles, Vonn has become the most successful American skier in the history of alpine skiing.
you're on your head
and you've been there all the wile
and if you'd stand up now
you'd find yourself all upside down
and you fade away
for the first time
now you're slipping through the floor
you insist on going back for more
put all your dreams away
fading out like yesterday
it's over now
you can't chip away the ice
it's here it's underneath
you find it smiling at you
it's ... for the day
there's always been
ice on my face
so put all your dreams away
it's time you fade away
it's not a glacier
it's far away from staying
it's light years away
it's always been ice
it's always been ice
it's always been ice
on my face
oh oh oh
it's been ice
oh oh oh
it's always ice
oh oh oh
it's always been
oh oh oh
it's always ice
oh oh oh
Wailin wind is ripping off my windows
expose sky to me
friends of mine swim so far
that they cant be reached
leave a little in your wayside wake
From the islands that weve crossed
to the time we think weve lost
from the cages to the castles that well make
from the islands that weve crossed
we shake the water off
like a silver glacier slowly shrinks away
Saw it in the newspaper
write whatever you like
every single word that is on your mind
every single time that you feel inclined
you have to unwind
From the islands that weve crossed
to the time we think weve lost
from the cages to the castles that well make
from the islands that weve crossed
we shake the water off
like a silver glacier slowly shrinks away
I never saw you
I never saw you leave
I never saw you
I thought you'd see me
I never saw you
I never saw you leave
oh oh oh
oh oh oh
From the islands that weve crossed
to the time we think weve lost
from the cages to the castles that well make
from the islands that weve crossed
we shake the water off
like a silver glacier slowly shrinks away
From the islands that weve crossed
to the time we think weve lost
from the cages to the castles that well make
from the islands that weve crossed
we shake the water off
She floats like a sunken island,Like a drunken eyelid,
She, she looks on me,
She sicks like a broken arrow,
Like a frozen sparrow,
She, she falls alseep,
It is happening (x3)
What is happening?
She don't wanna stick it out,
Don't wanna stick out,
She don't wanna check out,
She don't wanna check out,
She don't wanna stick it out,
Don't wanna stick out,
She don't wanna check out,
She don't wanna check out.
She moves like a sudden answer,
Like a hidden dancer,
She, she looks on me,
She slips like a melting glacier,
Like a velvet razor,
She, she falls asleep,
It is glistening (x3)
She is glistening!
She don't wanna stick it out,
Don't wanna stick out,
She don't wanna check out,
She don't wanna check out,
She don't wanna stick it out,
Don't wanna stick out,
She don't wanna check out,
She don't wanna check out.
She is listening (x3)
Shes not listening!
She don't wanna stick it out,
Don't wanna stick out,
She don't wanna check out,
She don't wanna check out,
She don't wanna stick it out,
Don't wanna stick out,
She don't wanna check out,
You just want to live your life
The best way you know how
But they keep on telling you
That you are not allowed
They say you are sick
That you should hang your head in shame
They are pointing fingers
And want you to take the blame
There are days when people are
So nasty and convincing
They say things beyond belief
That sting and leave you wincing
And to boot they say their words
Come straight down from above
And they really seem to think
That what they're doing counts as love
This pain
It is a glacier moving through you
And carving out deep valleys
And creating spectacular landscapes
And nourishing the ground
With precious minerals and other stuff
So, don't you become paralyzed with fear
When things seem particularly rough
Don't you pay them fuckers as they say no never mind
They don't give two shits about you. It's the blind leading the blind
What they want is commonly referred to as theocracy
And what that boils down to is referred as hypocrisy
Don't listen to anyone; get answers on your own
Even if it means that sometimes you feel quite alone
No one on this planet can tell you what to believe
People like to talk a lot, and they like to deceive
This pain
It is a glacier moving through you
And carving out deep valleys
And creating spectacular landscapes
And nourishing the ground
With precious minerals and other stuff
So, don't you become paralyzed with fear
When things seem particularly rough
This pain
It is a glacier moving through you
And carving out deep valleys
And creating spectacular landscapes
And nourishing the ground
With precious minerals and other stuff
So, don't you become paralyzed with fear