How NOT to Quit Your Day Job (2011)

Actors

• Michael Bradt (actor)
• Jake Breedlove (actor)
• Charles Bush (actor)
• Rick Collins (actor)
• David Croson (actor)
• William Spencer Croson (actor)
• Darryl Dickson-Carr (actor)
• Glenn Griffin (actor)
• Simon Mak (actor)
• Sarah Nolen (actor)
• David Ware (actor)
• Alston Williamson (actor)
• Jennifer Davis (actress)
• Jennifer Davis (actress)
• Hunter Barnett (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

Steve Crawford hates his job. His boss. And his life. But how far will he go to achieve his dreams?

Quotes:

Steve Crawford: Oh, and one more thing... you are the worst boss that anybody's ever had. You are absolutely inexcusable as a human being, and should probably take your own life. Take care now. Keep smiling. Keep your chin up!

Brandon: Steve, I'm going to need you to stay late. And if you could do one of those pie charts like you did that month... Dad really dug that, so if you could throw one of those in there...::Steve Crawford: Look, I've stayed late every night this week and. to be honest, the monthlies are kind of your responsibility.::Brandon: As your boss, I'm pretty sure that "whatever I tell you," that's YOUR responsibility.

Experience (1921)

Actors

• Mac Barnes (actor)
• Richard Barthelmess (actor)
• Reginald Denny (actor)
• Frank Evans (actor)
• Barney Furey (actor)
• Fred Hadley (actor)
• Ned Hay (actor)
• Leslie King (actor)
• Harry J. Lane (actor)
• Frank McCormack (actor)
• John Miltern (actor)
• Jed Prouty (actor)
• E.J. Ratcliffe (actor)
• Robert Schable (actor)
• Leslie Banks (actor)

Genres

• Drama

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Opportunity - Elvis Costello
• Opportunity - Eddie Cochran
• Opportunity - Joan Armatrading
• Opportunity - Gamma Ray
• Opportunity - The Planet Smashers
• Opportunity - Planet Smashers
• Opportunity - Teenage Bottlerocket
• Opportunity - Shandon
• Opportunity - Charlatans UK
• Opportunity - Pete Murray
• Opportunity - Catch 22
• Opportunity - Bobby McFerrin
• Opportunity - Aztek Trip
• Opportunity - Motor Ace
• Opportunity - Will Powers
• Opportunity - You Say Party! We Say Die!

Born in the middle of a second big baby boom
Those noisy boys just might have spoken up too soon
Now I'm looking for a little girl, I wonder where she's gone
Big money for families having more than one
[Chorus:]
Opportunity, opportunity
This is your big opportunity
They shop around
follow you without a sound
Whatever you do now
Don't turn around
Whatever happened to the pride of the nation?
They say, "just wait until you break formation"
She was sitting pretty on a velvet cushion
But her bedroom eyes were like a button she was pushing
She said, "When they get to Dover they'll be be taking over"
I said I'd come to her defense and then she pulled me over
[Chorus]
I'm in the foxhole, I'm down in the trench
I'd be a hero but I can't stand the stench
The Fitness Institute was full of General Motormen
And the "Hello House of Beauty" wouldn't stand a chance with them
The chairman of this boredom is a compliment collector
I'd like to be his funeral director
[Chorus]

Yes I need you darling, to tell my troubles to
I know you'll understand me, when I'm feelin' blue
Just give me an opportunity, give me an opportunity
Give me an opportunity to prove my love is true
Honey, I was a stranger till you found me
The way you got me crying over you
Baby, you kiss me and you hug me
If you'd only say you love me, like I love you
Give me an opportunity, give me an opportunity
Give me an opportunity to prove my love is true, true
Yes I need you darling, I swear by heaven above
I need you here beside me, it's you I'm dreaming of
Just give me an opportunity, give me an opportunity

Opportunity
Came to my door
When I was down
On my luck
In the shape
Of an old friend
With a plan
Guaranteed
Showed me the papers
As he walked me to the car
His shoes
Finest leather
He said
You could wear this style
Follow my advice
He owned a gun
The calibre escaped me
But I noticed
Straight away
It made me itch
Carried an address
With numbers on the back
And an L-shaped
Bar of iron
What's that for
I asked my man
With eyes
Wide opened
And the knowledge in my head
And he said
Opportunity
World wide adventure
Money in the bank
We did the job
The work was so well done
No one saw us coming
Much less leave
But what I dropped
Carried my credentials
And a black and white
Shot of you and me
What's that for
I asked the cop
With eyes of innocence
The knowledge in my head
And he said
Opportunity
World wide adventure
Let me have your hand

Opportunity came to my door
when I thought I might need a ride
but I said I'm doing alright
turn around and start to see
Yeah, life is boring- Monday,Tuesday
The machines are roaring-Wednesday,Thursday
Friday, and the rain keeps falling
just like everyday
Time is running-Saturday, Sunday
when there's gonna be some holiday for you?
and time flies, time flies, time flies, time flies
I could be a rich man and I could be a superstar
yeah, what's the aim and what's the plan
please just leave again
Set me free, yeah I wanna live it up
and let me be all that I wanna be
cause the whole world in my hands is down
and nothing will last
oh bring back the harmony
Sweating, nightmares - no way to escape
no, I can't sleep
I'm going down in a sea of madness
Raging anger- Hell or paradise
deep in my dreams
no escape for you, no escape for me
Time flies-gotta think it over
Time flies-better think again
Time flies-living in the real world
Time flies-or living on the edge
I should be a wise man, don't need to be a superstar
Set me free, yeah I wanna live it up
and let me be all that I wanna be
cause the whole world is in my hands now
but nothing will last
oh bring back the harmony
What will you do in the dark
the hand of your fate left it's mark
so don't try to argue with me now
Your Hell ain't a bad place to be
take a look at your life now and see
'cause maybe I will not come back
You stand on the edge of the world
your life will be torn into pieces
The hammer is falling
the world is not waiting for you
hey you think that you know what is real
travelling around for no reason
you better watch out and jump off of my cloud
for your own sake
Set me free, yeah I wanna live it up
and let me be what I wanna be
Set me free, mmh I wanna live it up
and let me be all I wanna be
cause the whole world is in my hands now
and I want it to last
Set me free, yeah
and let me be what I wanna be
the whole world is in my hands now
and I want it to last

That's nice, forgive me for last night
If you haven't noticed
I'm your worst boyfriend - right
You know it
I can't dance and I hate your parents
And what's with your brother, he sees right
Through my shtick
The oppurtunity to get ride of me
Has passed by you missed your chance
Wait to long and now you're stuck with me
And all your friends say 'What are you doing?'
With me, it might be
Possibly a big mistake
The oppurtunity, the oppurtunity
That's right my test scores are a fright
I'm much stupider than you
And now you've got proof
I suck, I suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
Trade up, you certainly can't trade down
The oppurtunity to get ride of me
Has passed by you blew your chance
Wait to long and now you're stuck with me
And all your friends say 'What are you doing?'
With me, it might be
Possibly a big mistake
The oppurtunity, the oppurtunity
The oppurtunity, the oppurtunity
That's right, you can;t get ride of me
That's right, you can;t get ride of me
That's right, you can;t get ride of me
That's right, you can;t get ride of me

That's nice, forgive me for last night
If you haven't noticed
I'm your worst boyfriend - right
You know it
I can't dance and I hate your parents
And what's with your brother, he sees right
Through my shtick
The oppurtunity to get ride of me
Has passed by you missed your chance
Wait to long and now you're stuck with me
And all your friends say 'What are you doing?'
With me, it might be
Possibly a big mistake
The oppurtunity, the oppurtunity
That's right my test scores are a fright
I'm much stupider than you
And now you've got proof
I suck, I suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
Trade up, you certainly can't trade down
The oppurtunity to get ride of me
Has passed by you blew your chance
Wait to long and now you're stuck with me
And all your friends say 'What are you doing?'
With me, it might be
Possibly a big mistake
The oppurtunity, the oppurtunity
The oppurtunity, the oppurtunity
That's right, you can;t get ride of me
That's right, you can;t get ride of me
That's right, you can;t get ride of me

I can't help but feeling disconnected
This time I really can't get up
I have the feeling someone's next to me
Even though I'm walking by myself
This time I really can't get up
I can't help but feeling disconnected
This time I'm really going nowhere
I have the feeling someone's next to me
Even though I'm walking by myself
This time I'm really going nowhere
And I laughed at every opportunity
And I feel that everything's gone black
Never had more than a minute
To adjust myself
Now I know I'm never going back
This town did a job on me
Did a job on me
Did a job on me now
This town did a job on me
Did a job on me
Did a job on me now
I can't help but feeling disconnected
This time I'm really going nowhere
I have the feeling someone's next to me
Even though I'm walking by myself
This time I'm really going nowhere
And I laughed at every opportunity
And I feel that everything's gone black
Never had more than a minute
To adjust myself
Now I know I'm never going back
This town did a job on me
Did a job on me

So I'll never known if I can see at any time all that I
need
For finding out what I will be
Then I need to start with something new
As if it is all clear and true
Included like eternal views
Why do I hide myself
Why do I hide myself
Why do I hide from what I do
Don't wanna regret my ways
Don't wanna regret my time
Don't wanna regret my waits
Don't wanna regret my time
You can say to everyone you're free
Only say things you believe
But you cant' lose me like this
Fine you always know tou got the might
To realize what you desire
You cannot change me and nevermind
Why do I hide myself
Why do I hide myself
Why do I hide from what I do
Don't wanna regret my ways
Don't wanna regret my time
Don't wanna regret my waits

A boy with a stronger emotion, has nothing on me I've got this one
Going round round round this sensation I found in my soul
Love as it touches perfection, a ballance of truth and correction
Going round round round this sensation I found again
Station to station, this sensation, a celebration
I won
Speculation reassures your opinion to presume you sre the answer division
Going round round round this sensation I found in my soul
This hated body's persuasion, on any level of the organisation
Going round round round this sensation I found again
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
Station to station, this sensation, a celebration
I won
A stranger in awe of the chaos in reality he never could save us
Going round round round this sensation I found again
Again, again, again, again this sensation
I fucking won

And so it goes another lonely day
Your savin' time but your miles away
Your fly was drownin' in some bitter tea
For seeing lost opportunity
Find your mirror, go and look inside
And see the talent you always hide
Don't go kid yourself well not today
Satisfaction's not to far away
Hold on now your exits here
It's waiting just for you
Don't pause too long, it's fading now
It's ending all too soon you'll see
Soon you'll see
Your coffee's warm but your milk is sour
Life is short but your here to flower
Dream yourself along another day
Never miss opportunity
Don't be scared of what you cannot see
Your only fear is possibility
Never wonder what the hell went wrong
Your second chance may never come along
Hold on now your exits here
It's waiting just for you
Don't pause too long, it's fading now
It's ending all too soon you'll see
Soon you'll see
Hold on now your exits here
It's waiting just for you
Don't pause too long, it's fading now
It's ending all too soon you'll see
Soon you'll see
Soon you'll see, soon you'll see
Soon you'll see, soon you'll see