Page Eight (2011)

Actors

• Jay Benedict (actor)
• Greg Bennett (actor)
• Ken Birk (actor)
• Ewen Bremner (actor)
• Andrew Cleaver (actor)
• Bijan Daneshmand (actor)
• Kriss Dosanjh (actor)
• Ralph Fiennes (actor)
• Michael Gambon (actor)
• Tom Hughes (actor)
• Richard Lintern (actor)
• James McArdle (actor)
• Hywel Morgan (actor)
• Rory Morrison (actor)
• Dixie Arnold (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Mystery

Quotes:

Nancy Pierpan: When you don't know the truth everything freezes and you can't move on.

Johnny Worricker: I had a feeling that if I asked a favour you were a sort of person who'd come through.::Nancy Pierpan: You trust me. Why on earth would you trust me?::Johnny Worricker: Because that's the job. Deciding who to trust. That's what the job is.::Johnny Worricker: Also, you told your father that I work for the Home Office.::Nancy Pierpan: I lied.::Johnny Worricker: Yeah.::Nancy Pierpan: You trust me because I lied.

In the Loop (2009)

Actors

• Peter Capaldi (actor)
• Enzo Cilenti (actor)
• Christian Contreras (actor)
• Steve Coogan (actor)
• Scot Cregan (actor)
• James Doherty (actor)
• James Gandolfini (actor)
• Harry Hadden-Paton (actor)
• Paul Higgins (actor)
• Jim Hild (actor)
• Tom Hollander (actor)
• Rico Elijah Livingston (actor)
• Alex Macqueen (actor)
• Johnny Pemberton (actor)
• Chris Addison (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

The fate of the world is on the line.
Things Are About To Spin Out Of Control
No You F****** Can't

Quotes:

Simon Foster: Judy and I thought I could row back on Question Time, tonight::Malcolm Tucker: You're not going on Question Time tonight, you've been disinvited::Simon Foster: We've been prepping Question Time!::Judy: Why wasn't I told about this?::Malcolm Tucker: Why the fuck would I tell you about it? I've just told you to fuck off twice yet you're still here?::Judy: You should tell me about it as it's a scheduled media appearance by a member of this department and therefore it falls well within my purview!::Malcolm Tucker: Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some fucking regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some fucking Jane fucking Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock!::Judy: Your swearing does not impress me. My husband works for Tower Hamlets and believe me those kids make you sound like... Angela Lansbury!::Malcolm Tucker: [to Simon] She's married? Poor bastard.

Malcolm Tucker: Fuckity bye!

Malcolm Tucker: "Climbing the mountain of conflict"? You sounded like a Nazi Julie Andrews!

Malcolm Tucker: Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you. You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!

Lt. Gen. George Miller: Twelve thousand troops. But that's not enough. That's the amount that are going to die. And at the end of a war you need some soldiers left, really, or else it looks like you've lost.

Malcolm Tucker: This is the minister of international development here, he should be talking about... food parcels... not... fucking, arse-spraying mayhem!

Paul Michaelson: Am I calm? I'm fucking ZEN!

Malcolm Tucker: You sure you're working as hard as I am, 'cause I'm sweating spinal fluid here!

Judy: You know they're all kids in Washington? It's like Bugsy Malone, but with real guns.

Jamie MacDonald: You think that's his real name? Iceman? To Mr. and Mrs. Man, a son... Ice?

Greyfriars Bobby (2005)

Actors

• Ron Donachie (actor)
• Charles Donnelly (actor)
• Lawrence Douglas (actor)
• Tom Freeman (actor)
• Frank Gilhooley (actor)
• Oliver Golding (actor)
• Christopher Lee (actor)
• Thomas Lockyer (actor)
• Alan Marsh (actor)
• William McBain (actor)
• Alex McSherry (actor)
• Ardal O'Hanlon (actor)
• Sean Pertwee (actor)
• Ronald Pickup (actor)
• James Cosmo (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Family

The Planman (2003)

Actors

• Iain Agnew (actor)
• Lorenzo Amoruso (actor)
• Bill Armour (actor)
• Shota Arveladze (actor)
• Andrew Barr (actor)
• Robbie Coltrane (actor)
• Graham Crowden (actor)
• Graham De Banzie (actor)
• Ronald De Boer (actor)
• Felix Dexter (actor)
• Neil Dudgeon (actor)
• Douglas Eadie (actor)
• Barry Ferguson (actor)
• Paul Gallacher (actor)
• Rab Affleck (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

Quotes:

[to Richards]::Jack Lennox QC: Right now I want to tear your bloody head off and pour battery acid down the stump.

[In the middle of dinner]::Jack Lennox QC: Kirsty, the last original thought you had in your head died of loneliness.::Kirsty Hennessy-Boyd: I'm Sorry?::Crawford Hennessy-Boyd: Steady on Jack!::Jack Lennox QC: Oh, and you know your husband's been having an affair with his secretary. Worse than that, he's been two timing her with his office junior! And the only reason Richards has graced us with his company tonight is that he think if he licks a few political arseholes, it will speed his climb up the greasy pole to Chief Constable! So Bollocks to you. Bollocks to the lot of you!

ACC Brian Richards: Jesus Christ! Oh Jesus holy Christ in heaven!

Divorcing Jack (1998)

Actors

• Chris Buckler (actor)
• Sean Caffrey (actor)
• Stephen Cavanagh (actor)
• Jonathan Collier (actor)
• Robert Cooper (actor)
• Brian Devlin (actor)
• James Doran (actor)
• Patrick Duncan (actor)
• Alec Fennell (actor)
• Richard Gant (actor)
• Norman Hagan (actor)
• Derek Halligan (actor)
• B.J. Hogg (actor)
• Dick Holland (actor)
• Adam Black (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Thriller

Quotes:

Dan: These trousers are SLIGHTLY FLARED!

Operator: Good afternoon. What service do you require?::Dan Starkey: EVERY FUCKING SERVICE!

Dan Starkey: Well I hope he knows more than we do, 'cause I know fuck all squared in a box.

Charles Parker: Uh-oh... it's the fashion police.

Dan: No one has ever given me 1/28th of their birthday present before.

Dan: [after receiving a curious stare at his disguise] It's okay, I'm an artist.

[first lines]::Dan: [voiceover] When I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night and found my brother pissing on my typewriter. I decided then and there that there was something wonderful about alcohol.

Dan: [voiceover] I sat and thought of lovely Margaret, of her hair and her eyes and her laugh and the way she kissed me and her skin that smelled of mandarin oranges. She had died in my arms. What would she think of me now? Would she still want me now that I had pushed her mother down the stairs and broken her neck?

Dan: [voiceover] I don't know what I'll write about. Maybe love and betrayal. War and Peace. Maybe about Parker and learning how to fly. Or about Margaret and how a single stolen moment can change the fate of... Anyway, I hope it'll be better than the other shite.

Dan: They weren't after you.::Charles Parker: You quit your cryptic bullshit!::Dan: They were Protestant Paramilitaries.::Charles Parker: How could you tell?::Dan: One: They fucked up. Two: The gunman had F.T.P. written on his forehead.::Charles Parker: F.T.P?::Dan: Fuck The Pope. Actually they're getting better, usually they can't spell F.T.P.

The Naked Civil Servant (1975)

Actors

• Graham Armitage (actor)
• Harvey Ashby (actor)
• Michael Bangerter (actor)
• Dennis Blanch (actor)
• Raymond Boal (actor)
• Martin Boddey (actor)
• Shane Briant (actor)
• Richard Butler (actor)
• John Cater (actor)
• Dennis Chinnery (actor)
• Christopher Coll (actor)
• Billy Colvill (actor)
• Quentin Crisp (actor)
• John Crocker (actor)
• Dominic Allan (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Comedy
• Drama

Quotes:

Quentin Crisp: Any film, even the worst, is better than real life.

Quentin Crisp: Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

Young Queer-baiter: See that copper over there? If you don't give us a quid each, right? I'm gonna tell him you been fiddling with these two.::Quentin Crisp: I defy you to do your worst. It can hardly be my worst. Mine has already and often happened to me. You cannot touch me now. I am one of the "stately homos of England".

[first lines]::Mr. Crisp: Do you intend to spend your entire life admiring yourself?::Quentin Crisp: If I possibly can.

[last lines]::Quentin Crisp: Never looking at anyone unless they demand I look. Never speaking to anyone unless spoken to.

Mr. Pole: You mustn't embrace her, she is my ex-wife, not yours!

1st Policeman: Are you pansy?::Quentin Crisp: I don't know any other meaning of this word apart from being a flower!

Quentin Crisp: When the war was declared, I bought two pounds of henna

Quentin Crisp: Sex is the last refuge of the miserable

Quentin Crisp: Women speak a language which I don't understand

Turks fruit (1973)

Actors

• Jon Bluming (actor)
• Hans Boskamp (actor)
• Paul Brandenburg (actor)
• David Conyers (actor)
• Bert Dijkstra (actor)
• Jaap van Donselaar (actor)
• Paul van Gorcum (actor)
• Manfred de Graaf (actor)
• Rutger Hauer (actor)
• Reinier Heideman (actor)
• Wim Hoddes (actor)
• Hans Kemna (actor)
• Aimé Mars (actor)
• Ad Noyons (actor)
• Bert André (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Romance

Quotes:

Eric Vonk: I screw better than God.

School for Sex (1969)

Actors

• Derek Aylward (actor)
• Wilfred Babbage (actor)
• Jacky Berdet (actor)
• Alec Bregonzi (actor)
• Edgar K. Bruce (actor)
• Simon Cain (actor)
• Dennis Castle (actor)
• Robert Dorning (actor)
• Hugh Latimer (actor)
• Nosher Powell (actor)
• Vic Wise (actor)
• Rose Alba (actress)
• Nicola Austin (actress)
• Sylvia Barlow (actress)
• Bob Andrews (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Doomsday for Dyson (1958)

Actors

• Alexander Archdale (actor)
• Robert Arden (actor)
• George Baker (actor)
• Bonar Colleano (actor)
• James Dyrenforth (actor)
• Harry Fowler (actor)
• Bill Fraser (actor)
• Ronald Howard (actor)
• Ian Hunter (actor)
• William Kendall (actor)
• Hugh Latimer (actor)
• Frederick Leister (actor)
• Terence Longdon (actor)
• Howard Marion-Crawford (actor)
• Reginald Marsh (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Sci-Fi

Karl för sin hatt (1940)

Actors

• Gösta Bodin (actor)
• John Botvid (actor)
• Ernst Brunman (actor)
• Gösta Cederlund (actor)
• Åke Engfeldt (actor)
• Emil Fjellström (actor)
• Gustaf Färingborg (actor)
• Torsten Hillberg (actor)
• Nils Hultgren (actor)
• Adolf Jahr (actor)
• Åke Johansson (actor)
• Stig Järrel (actor)
• Willy Peters (actor)
• Sigurd Wallén (actor)
• Gunnar Björnstrand (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Civil Servant - Bonded By Blood

The beginning of the end
Third world order we befriend
Hatred turns to genocide
It seems to be the trend
Civilians life at stake
And yet we still partake
On the cleansing of the human race
We've made a big mistake
We're at war
We're at war
Captured mortals for the thrill
You don't own me, you never will
Satisfaction on my skill
You don't own me, you never will
Civil servant
The poor, the first to go
The answer all below
Disposed of human bodies
For the tax that we owe
Brainwashing all the weak
To follow the technique
The world survival peaks
Annihilation is what they seek
We're at war
We're at war
Captured mortals for the thrill
You don't own me, you never will
Satisfaction on my skill
You don't own me, you never will
Civil servant
Death becomes our fate
Too little, too late
Sometimes you can't destroy
This madness you create
We're at war
We're at war
Captured mortals for the thrill
You don't own me, you never will
You don't own me