The Pool Boys (2011)

Actors

• Michael Arata (actor)
• Tom Arnold (actor)
• George Back (actor)
• James Barnett (actor)
• Dewayne Bateman (actor)
• Tony Bentley (actor)
• John Billingsley (actor)
• Sean M. Blanchard (actor)
• Michael Boatman (actor)
• David E. Brown (actor)
• Michael P. Cahill (actor)
• Edward D. Caiado (actor)
• John Ceallach (actor)
• Danny Cosmo (actor)
• John J. Anderson (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Tom Arnold: Hey everybody! There is a unicorn fighting a gimp in the basement. Lets go!

The Women of SNL (2010)

Actors

• Fred Armisen (actor)
• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• Alec Baldwin (actor)
• Charles Barkley (actor)
• Josh Brolin (actor)
• Gabriel Byrne (actor)
• Chevy Chase (actor)
• Andy Cohen (actor)
• Snoop Dogg (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Chris Farley (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Fred Armisen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Tina Fey: Maybe what bothers me the most is that people say that Hillary is a bitch. And let me say something about that: Yeah, she is. Yeah. And so am I and so is this one. [Points to Amy Poehler]::Amy Poehler: Yeah, deal with it.::Tina Fey: You know what? Bitches get stuff done. That's why Catholic schools use nuns as teachers and not priests. Those nuns are mean old clams and they sleep on cots and they're allowed to hit you. And at the end of the school year, you hated those bitches, but you knew the capital of Vermont.::Amy Poehler: Yes.::Tina Fey: So, I'm saying it's not too late, Texas and Ohio! Get on board. Bitch is the new black!

[Alec Baldwin as The Cowboy enters the diner]::Brenda: Man! His type just makes me crazy! Shoot! Look at him - sitting on that stool like he's doing it a favor!

The Great Buck Howard (2008)

Actors

• Tom Arnold (actor)
• Dave Attell (actor)
• Ankur Bhatt (actor)
• David Blaine (actor)
• Greg Brown (actor)
• Daniel Leo Carroll (actor)
• Jack Carter (actor)
• Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (actor)
• Tony Clemons (actor)
• David Cohen (actor)
• Gary Coleman (actor)
• Bubba Da Skitso (actor)
• Paul Darricarrere (actor)
• Griffin Dunne (actor)
• Jonathan Ames (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

Get ready for the comeback of a lifetime.
Greatness is a state of mind.

Quotes:

Buck Howard: That's distilled water. I'm not an iron.

[repeated line]::Buck Howard: I love this town!

Troy Gable: Dad, what are you doing here?::Mr. Gable: I was gonna ask you the same question.

Buck Howard: Troy you can bring that, and... toss my salad when you get back to the hotel.

Mr 3000 (2004)

Actors

• Bert Beatson (actor)
• Scott Benjaminson (actor)
• Allen Beranek (actor)
• Earl Billings (actor)
• John Bobek (actor)
• Greg Bond (actor)
• Scott Martin Brooks (actor)
• Neil Brown Jr. (actor)
• J. Anthony Brown (actor)
• Brad Chrzanowski (actor)
• John G. Connolly (actor)
• Dane Cook (actor)
• Jim Cranston (actor)
• Ian Anthony Dale (actor)
• Tom Arnold (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance
• Sport

Taglines:

He's putting the "I" back in team.
Big league. Big mouth. Big time.
Back in the game. Out of his league.
Hits theaters everywhere.

Quotes:

Big Horse Borelli: You know, a lot of people said that Stan only looked out for himself, that he wasn't a team player. But I'm here to tell you, if you get 3000 hits, you don't have to be a team player. If you have a lifetime .314 average, you don't have to be a good guy. If you lead the league in batting for three years, you can be the biggest jerk in the world!

Norton: Hey Ross, why don't you just go sit on the bench? You're not getting this hit off of me. Deal with it!

Stan: Pitch to me!::Norton: Reach out there and get it.

Minadeo: Stan Ross! You're batting 8th!::Stan: 8th! That's for banjo hitters. I never batted lower than 5th in my life.::Fukuda: You bat there now, you son of my dick.

Rex 'T-Rex' Pennebaker: When you get a base hit in this millennium, then you can come on down there, and talk to me.

Stan: Stan, you're going to be the best looking cat in the Hall of Fame, that's for dog gone sure.

Tom Arnold: Hey, we're sorry about all that stuff we said before you hit that homer...::Stan: Yeah, you wouldn't be anywhere if it wasn't for Roseanne.

[Stan is in a commerical]::Stan: You don't like me because I sign autographs. [hits a baseball] You don't like me because I tell you what's on my mind. [Hits another baseball] But you love me because I am the greatest hitters alive! [swings a few more hits]

Gus Panas: That man was safe!

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)

Actors

• Tom Arnold (actor)
• Fred Berry (actor)
• Craig Bierko (actor)
• Alan Blumenfeld (actor)
• Danny Bonaduce (actor)
• Miko C. Brando (actor)
• Todd Bridges (actor)
• Michael Buffer (actor)
• Jake Chapman (actor)
• Jeff Chase (actor)
• Brian Clark (actor)
• Gary Coleman (actor)
• Jeff Conaway (actor)
• Evan Lee Dahl (actor)
• Willie Aames (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars.

Quotes:

Sally Finney: Dickie, there has to be water on it!

Dickie Roberts: This is Nuckin' Futs!

[Acting as a 6-year-old, finding a new bike on Christmas morning]::Dickie Roberts: Holy shit, a bike!::Rob Reiner: You're six.::Dickie Roberts: Holy crap, a bike!::Rob Reiner: You're six.::Dickie Roberts: Goo-goo, ga-ga, bikey!::Rob Reiner: Too far back.

Mrs. Gertrude: Aren't you a bit big to be in a stroller?::Dickie Roberts: Aren't you bit big to be on the sidewalk?

Sally Finney: Brick wall, waterfall, Dickie thinks he got it all but he don't, and I do so Boom with that attitude. Peace punch, Capt'n Crunch, I've got something you can't touch. Bang-bang choo-choo train, wind me up I do my thing. No Reeses Pieces, 7-Up, you mess with me, I'll mess you up.

Bully: Hey!::Dickie Roberts: Hey? Don't you mean "Oink"?

Grace Finney: [Grace is pushing Dickie down the sidewalk in a stroller]::Grace Finney: This feels a little odd.::Dickie Roberts: Dude, I'm the one in the stroller.::Grace Finney: Did you just call me, dude?::Dickie Roberts: I mean mommy.

Dickie Roberts: [to a bully picking on Sam] Is that red hair, or did someone light a fart off your mouth?

Dickie Roberts: Whoa! You ever have such a bad wipeout you don't even feel it? [falls]::Sam Finney: That wasn't one of them!

Dickie Roberts: [having cereal] Hey, look, there's a prize inside! [Gives Grace the middle finger]

Traumprinz in Farbe (2003)

Actors

• Kai Ivo Baulitz (actor)
• Edgar M. Böhlke (actor)
• Rafi Guessous (actor)
• Ben Alexander Hussock (actor)
• Till Kraemer (actor)
• Tim Dominick Lee (actor)
• Andreas Pietschmann (actor)
• Guido A. Schick (actor)
• René Steinke (actor)
• Sandra Borgmann (actress)
• Saskia Fischer (actress)
• Christel Peters (actress)
• Daniela Preuß (actress)
• Sophie Schütt (actress)
• Kathrin Spielvogel (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

Roseanne: An Unauthorized Biography (1994)

Actors

• Richard Domeier (actor)
• David Graf (actor)
• Brad Grunberg (actor)
• Christopher Holden (actor)
• John Karlen (actor)
• Matt Landers (actor)
• Lee Magnuson (actor)
• Michael Matthys (actor)
• J. Patrick McCormack (actor)
• Steve Monroe (actor)
• Morgan Roth (actor)
• Christopher Snyder (actor)
• Dan Spector (actor)
• Lee Spencer (actor)
• Beau Billingslea (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama

Taglines:

Behind the headlines... Behind the laughter... there's an unforgettable story you've never heard before.

Roseanne and Tom: Behind the Scenes (1994)

Actors

• Harvey J. Alperin (actor)
• Steven Anderson (actor)
• Garrett Glaser (actor)
• Jamie Haas (actor)
• Scott Harlan (actor)
• Stephen Lee (actor)
• Neal Lerner (actor)
• Stephen Mendel (actor)
• Sean Moran (actor)
• Robert Neches (actor)
• Andrew Hill Newman (actor)
• Tom Ormeny (actor)
• Jerry Penacoli (actor)
• David Powledge (actor)
• Phil Abrams (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama

Taglines:

Have the ultimate Halloween fun... With the ultimate Hollywood couple.

Marlie the Killer (1928)

Actors

• Richard Alexander (actor)
• Ralph Bushman (actor)
• Klondike the Dog (actor)
• Joseph W. Girard (actor)
• Sheldon Lewis (actor)
• Blanche Mehaffey (actress)
• Hazel Christie MacDonald (writer)
• George W. Pyper (writer)
• Noel M. Smith (director)

Genres

• Action

Arnold, Tom Filmography

• Uncommon
  2014, role: actor , character name: Henry

Arnold, Tom Filmography

• Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
  1957, role: actor , character name: Barrel-Rolling Boy

Arnold, Tom Filmography

• Spychosis
  2015, role: producer
• Spychosis
  2015, role: producer
• Spychosis
  2015, role: writer
• Dumbbells
  2014, role: actor , character name: Daddy
• Mission Air
  2014, role: actor , character name: Johnny Dingo
• The Curse of Downers Grove
  2014, role: actor
• Student Bodies
  2014, role: actor , character name: Principle Hyman
• Any Day
  2014, role: actor , character name: Roland
• Undateable John
  2014, role: actor , character name: Billy
• King Cake: A Big Easy Story
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Wrestling Nice
  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Legend of Kung Fu Rabbit: Giving the Characters a Voice
  2013, role: actor
• Underdogs
  2013, role: actor , character name: Gene 'Geno' Burman
• All I Want for Christmas
  2013, role: actor , character name: Charles
• Pulling Strings
  2013, role: actor , character name: Art
• Camp Fred
  2012, role: actor , character name: Floyd Spunkmeyer
• Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Madea's Witness Protection
  2012, role: actor , character name: Walter
• Grassroots
  2012, role: actor , character name: Tommy
• Jewtopia
  2012, role: actor , character name: Bruce Daniels
• Last Call
  2012, role: actor , character name: Gabe
• Sunset Strip
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Chilly Christmas
  2012, role: actor , character name: Quarterman
• Hit and Run
  2012, role: actor , character name: Randy Anderson
• 2012 CMT Music Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Pool Boys
  2011, role: actor , character name: Tom Arnold
• I Ain't Scared of You: A Tribute to Bernie Mac
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Can't Wait for the Movies: Super 8
  2011, role: actor
• A Christmas Wedding Tail
  2011, role: actor , character name: Pat
• Walk a Mile in My Pradas
  2011, role: actor , character name: Joe
• Starsucker
  2011, role: actor , character name: Eddie Keyes
• Other People's Kids
  2011, role: actor , character name: Les
• On Set: The Making of 'A Christmas Wedding Tail'
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tu Xia Chuan Qi
  2011, role: actor , character name: Shifu
• Restitution
  2011, role: actor , character name: Tom Lipnity
• Color Me Obsessed: A Film About The Replacements
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Beethoven's Christmas Adventure
  2011, role: actor , character name: Beethoven
• The Bad Penny
  2010, role: actor , character name: Frank
• Brother's Justice
  2010, role: actor , character name: Mark 'Pappy' Jeung
• Brother's Justice
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tom Arnold: That's My Story and I'm Sticking to it
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Boobs: An American Obsession
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Group Sex
  2010, role: actor , character name: Herman
• Kill Speed
  2010, role: actor , character name: Rhaynes
• Endure
  2010, role: actor , character name: Simon
• Firedog
  2010, role: actor , character name: Hector
• Hard Breakers
  2010, role: actor , character name: Harold Bell
• Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Endure
  2010, role: actor , character name: James Rawlings
• I Am Comic
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Tom Arnold:

"The Kid & I"

"You won't make the November election, ... You miss it by a few, several days."

"It's a sweet film ... something that I hope people will enjoy there."

"It's a great bunch of people that wanted to do something special and I think that everybody did the best work they ever did,"

"The film is done in an interesting way,"

"Had it not been for him being in this movie and being from this town, it would not have played here."

"This film is a movie about people who have secrets. People who are stuck in a rut ... their lives need to be shook up."

"It's a different kind of film for me,"

"[Likewise, she is closely observed in her new film,] Happy Endings, ... The Opposite of Sex."

"The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch."

"People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute by minute, but I honor my commitment to stay sober."

"Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars."