Plot
India Stoker ('Mia Wasikowska' (qv)) was not prepared to lose her father and best friend Richard ('Dermot Mulroney' (qv)) in a tragic auto accident. The solitude of her woodsy family estate, the peace of her tranquil town, and the unspoken somberness of her home life are suddenly upended by not only this mysterious accident, but by the sudden arrival of her Uncle Charlie ('Matthew Goode' (qv)), whom she never knew existed. When Charlie moves in with her and her emotionally unstable mother Evie ('Nicole Kidman' (qv)), India thinks the void left by her father's death is finally being filled by his closest bloodline. Soon after his arrival, India comes to suspect that this mysterious, charming man has ulterior motives. Yet instead of feeling outrage or horror, this friendless young woman becomes increasingly infatuated with him.
Keywords: 18-year-old, anti-social, attempted-rape, aunt-nephew-relationship, basement, beaten-to-death, belt, birthday, birthday-present, biting-in-a-kiss
Do not disturb the family.
Innocence Ends.
La inocencia termina aquí (Innocence ends here)
India Stoker: He used to say, sometimes you need to do something bad to stop you from doing something worse.
[first lines]::India Stoker: My ears hear what others cannot hear; small faraway things people cannot normally see are visible to me. These senses are the fruits of a lifetime of longing, longing to be rescued, to be completed. Just as the skirt needs the wind to billow, I'm not formed by things that are of myself alone. I wear my father's belt tied around my mother's blouse, and shoes which are from my uncle. This is me. Just as a flower does not choose its color, we are not responsible for what we have come to be. Only once you realize this do you become free, and to become adult is to become free.
Evelyn Stoker: You know, I've often wondered why it is we have children in the first place. And the conclusion I've come to is... At some point in our lives we realize things are screwed up beyond repair. So we decide to start again. Wipe the slate clean. Start fresh. And then we have children. Little carbon copies we can turn to and say, "You will do what I could not. You will succeed where I have failed." Because we want someone to get it right this time. But not me... Personally speaking I can't wait to watch life tear you apart.
Evelyn Stoker: India, who are you? You were supposed to love me, weren't you?
Evelyn Stoker: India. Come meet your Uncle Charlie.
India Stoker: What do you want from me?::Charles Stoker: To be friends.::India Stoker: We don't need to be friends. We're family.
Charles Stoker: It's going to rain.
Charles Stoker: Too cold down there?::India Stoker: No.
Charles Stoker: Happy birthday India.
Evelyn Stoker: [on Charlie] We're so grateful that he's taken time away from his commitments in Europe.::Gwendolyn Stoker: [surprised] Europe?::Evelyn Stoker: Yes.
Plot
When a Minister of God is brought in by the military to speak to a captive, he discovers that they have captured an Angel. Under growing pressure, the Reverend navigates around the Angels frustrating method of rattling his captors to get the much desired answers to the big question, Is there a God?
Plot
Wandering vagabond, Cost drifts into Hollywood where he teams up with Reverend (Shawn Andrews) to fulfill his dreams of film stardom and make a Hollywood movie. Assembling a cast of misfits, gigolos and ne'er-do-wells, Cost's gang inadvertently makes a movie and finds itself on the yellow brick road to their own Little Hollywood. A comical through-the-looking-glass tour of today's movie capital, MY LITTLE HOLLYWOOD sweetly documents the fantasy world of every boy and girl who travels to Hollywood to fulfill his or her movie dream.
Plot
A widow in her sixties, Momma-Lou is a pillar of her community and her church, where she sings gospel in the choir on Sundays, lifting her joyous voice to the Lord. But each day, she must watch the neighbourhood around her slipping deeper into poverty and despair. Momma-Lou's son Gideon has the blues, too. A college graduate, he struggles without success to find a job that will provide properly for his wife Cherlene and their two young children. Frustrated and angry, he turns to the one line of work that seems to promise an easy path out of poverty. The knowledge that her son profits from the very drug trade that has ripped the community apart is more than Momma-Lou can bear. When Gideon's criminal activities endanger her grandchildren, she faces a terrible choice. What price is Momma-Lou willing to pay to remove Gideon and his drugs from her life - for good?
Keywords: african-canadian, gospel, gospel-choir
Momma-Lou: Baby, I knew the Blues when they was still choosin' the color.
Momma-Lou: Think twice before opening your door to the Devil. 'Cause he starts letting himself in.
Momma-Lou: I ain't got no decapitated coffee.
Momma-Lou: You two must be the only children that ain't never heard of patronage. You ain't supposed to trick or treat your own family.
Momma-Lou: Cherie flushed all his drugs down the toilet. Fish in the harbour were jumping that night!
Plot
I'm Voting Republican is a satirical look at the likely outcome of another four years of Republican government. The not-so-subtle message behind the film is the importance of a united bloc of citizens willing to take the time and effort to vote Democrat in order to improve America's domestic and foreign policy.
Keywords: campaign, democrat, election, george-bush, john-mccain, reference-to-barack-obama, republican, satire, synthetic-human, viral-video
You'll get what you deserve
At the end of the day, what will you hang on to?
Live In Your Dreams Or Die In Someone Else's.
Inside Every Man Is The Power To Choose.
Charlene: So we have to go back?::Marcus: There's just some things that need answers, I'd rather die like a man than live like a coward.
Marcus: Rule number five... Show no love. Love will get you killed.
Marcus: I'm telling you, I'm big in the hood right now, I don't even remember my name. They callin' me handsome!
Marcus: Show no love. Love will get you killed.
Marcus: My voice sounds different.::Charlene: It's better. It's got more pain in it.
Marcus: I can only pray that people will take me seriously. My music is my heart. I can't go out like a shit house nigger. That isn't who I was raised up to be, but I fear it's who I'll become.
Marcus: Come on, say that again, come on get in the car::Bama: Its like when I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I could been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but if I'm right...
Marcus: I told you don't shoot no body, and the first thing you do when we walk in this motherfucker is shoot somebody!::Bama: Cause that's what I do, I kill motherfuckers! You know that.
Marcus: Crack meant money, money meant power and power meant war. We shot the Columbians, the Columbians shot us.
Marcus: I'm a gangsta grandpa and I'm proud of it.
Plot
This comedy is based on stories by the Czech writer Bohumil Hrabal. It takes place in summer of 1947. Charming, witty and smart men represent a fictitious insurance company. The insurance policies, however, disappear in the pockets of the Prague playboys who use the money for very pleasant purposes, but eventually they are cheated by the "Angelic Eyes" of someone still smarter.
Keywords: 1940s, based-on-novel, con-artist, con-man, scam, year-1947
Plot
Two dim-wited street pedlers, Jack and Barney, arrive in Palm Beach, Florida looking for a better and wealthy lifestyle when Jack falls for Olivia, a young heiress running a shelter for orphaned children which is threatened with forclosure. Jack, at Barney's insistance, enrolls both of them at a finishing school to learn the edicate of the upper classes in order to fit in and hope Oliva's uncle will approve of Jack wanting to marry her and help her obtain an inheretence to save the orphanage.
Keywords: airboat, chauffeur, con-man, costume-ball, dinner, fake-vomit, fencing, finishing-school, hedge-maze, high-society
The Whoopee Boys have a thing or two to show to high society.
Doing all the wrong things in all the wrong places.
Humping: I'm Humping, the butler.::Barney: Oh, yeah? So who's fucking the maid?
Barney: I wanted to thank you for only giving me the clap. These days it's refreshing to meet a girl with curable diseases.
Roy Raja: My name is Roy Rahmataj.::Barney: Hey, mind if we call you Roy Raja? Haha!::Roy Raja: You may call me "Lion of Kashmir".::Barney: And you may call me "The Boner of East L.A."
Barney: Who's this? Your son?::Adm. Storey: No, he's... uhhh::Mrs. Storey: He is my nephew.::Barney: Ohhh, your nephew. He looks Iranian to me. You know my sister, Maria, she married an Iranian guy. And they are hairy son of a bitches. You know they got hair on their chest, their backs, their butts. We're talking Winnie the Pooh. We're talking Chewbacca, you know the guy in Star Wars who goes AHHHH! AHHHH!
Henrietta Phelps: Why don't we go around the room and introduce ourselve, and tell everyone why you came to the Phelps School?::Eddie Lipschultz: Hi! My name is Eddie, Eddie Lipschultz. I'm here because my mom's new boyfriend says I can't sleep in her bedroom anymore. I figured if I came to charm school, I might be able to... , there might be chance that I'd... , I could possibly...::Barney: [interrupting] Get laid?::Barney: [Eddie nods] I thought so.
Barney: [at a party Barney walks up to an older woman, holding a small white poodle. He makes sounds like a dog in pain] Awww, is that mean old lady squeezing your genitals?::Woman with Dogs: Oh! You dreadful man!
Barney: [at another party, Barney sees the same old lady, now holding a Shar-Pei in her arm] Hey, it's my favorite dog lady again! How you doing? You have a new dog?::Woman with Dogs: Yes, this is a Shar-Pei; it's a Chinese dog.::Barney: [Barney pulls on the dog's wrinkled skin] Damn, you need to iron this dog, lady. Look at this!::Woman with Dogs: No, stop, that's just how the dog is!::Barney: Shit, you could fit two dogs in here! [he continues to pull on the dog's loose skin]::Woman with Dogs: [Slapping Barney's hand away] No! Please, stop abusing my dog, you horrible man!::Barney: You have any Vietnamese neighbors?::Woman with Dogs: No, I don't think so.::Barney: Well, if any ever move in, and you go on vacation, believe me, you're going to want to take Fluffy with you! You'll come back and your dog will be missing it's hind leg, saying 'where were you?'::Woman with Dogs: Oh! That's horrible! You terrible, horrible man!::Barney: You go next door and talk to your neighbor, and he'll be standing there, picking his teeth, 'No! We no see Fluffy! What your dog look like? Your dog have big, juicy hind leg?'::Woman with Dogs: Oh, you awful man! Please, go away!::Barney: Fine! I guess this means we can't be pals no more?
Roy Raja: [exit from the bathroom] There are two toilets in there.
Barney: [enters the bathroom] How has shit in the bidé?
Roy Raja: [to Lipshultz] Shitlips my friend! We have a saying in my country: "He who does not ram the goose, strokes the goat", if you know what I mean.
The Reverend is a style most often used as a prefix to the names of Christian clergy and ministers. There are sometimes differences in the way the style is used in different countries and church traditions. The Reverend is correctly called a style but is often and in some dictionaries called a title, form of address or title of respect. The style is also sometimes used by leaders in non-Christian religions such as Judaism and Buddhism.[citation needed]
The term is an anglicisation of the Latin reverendus, the style originally used in Latin documents by the Roman Catholic Church. It is the gerundive of the verb revereri (to respect) which may be taken as a gerundive or a passive periphrastic, therefore meaning [one who is] to be respected/must be respected. The Reverend is therefore equivalent to The Hono(u)rable or The Venerable.[citation needed]
It is paired with a modifier or noun for some offices in some religious traditions: e.g., Roman Catholic bishops are usually styled The Most Reverend (reverendissimus); Anglican bishops are styled The Right Reverend; some Reformed churches have used The Reverend Mister as a style for their clergy.
James Eugene "Jim" Carrey (born January 17, 1962) is a Canadian-American actor, comedian, and producer. Carrey has received four Golden Globe Award nominations, winning two. Known for his highly energetic, slapstick performances, he has been described as one of the biggest movie stars in Hollywood.
Carrey first gained recognition in 1990 after landing a recurring role in the sketch comedy In Living Color. His first leading roles in major productions came with Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), Dumb and Dumber (1994), The Mask (1994), and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995). In 1997, he gave a critically acclaimed performance in Liar Liar, which earned him a Golden Globe Award nomination for Best Actor. He then starred in the critically acclaimed hits The Truman Show (1998) and Man on the Moon (1999), both garnering him two Golden Globe Awards for Best Actor.
In 2000, he gained further recognition for his portrayal of the The Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Three years later, Carrey starred in the major blockbuster film Bruce Almighty (2003). The following year he starred in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), for which he received another Golden Globe nomination in addition to a BAFTA Award nomination. He then starred in popular productions Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), Fun with Dick and Jane (2005), Yes Man (2008), A Christmas Carol (2009), and Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011).
Damon Kyle Wayans ( /ˈdeɪmən ˈweɪ.ənz/; born September 4, 1960) is an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor, one of the Wayans family.
Wayans was born in New York City, New York, the son of Elvira, a homemaker and social worker, and Howell Wayans, a supermarket manager. He has five sisters, Elvira, Vonnie, Nadia, Kim, Diedre, and four brothers, actors Marlon Wayans, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Shawn Wayans, and Dwayne Wayans. He had a clubbed foot as a child. This attribute would also be given to his character in My Wife and Kids and his character on the cartoon series Waynehead. Wayans attended Murry Bergtraum High School.
Damon started doing stand-up comedy in 1982. His earliest film appearance was a brief cameo as an effeminate hotel employee in the 1984 Eddie Murphy film Beverly Hills Cop. He was briefly on Saturday Night Live as a featured performer, before getting fired for playing his character as a flamboyant gay cop instead of a straight cop. He went against the script during the live performance. In the SNL book Live From New York, it was stated that Wayans did this largely due to growing frustrations that his sketches were not being considered for the show and increasing stress. He also appeared in the syndicated TV series Solid Gold during the 1980s as a stand-up comedian. After that, he went on to co-create and appear in the TV-show In Living Color from 1990 to 1992, part of a team that was nominated for Emmy Awards all three years.
Jane Coles is a British playwright. She won the 1994 Susan Smith Blackburn Prize.
Reverend:
My sons, absolutes, and friends
I like the idea of being a soldier, in the army of the lord
(continues preaching)
Arch rivals
We got the kingston young ones over there running scared
They ain't seem to have a problem and it's a bad one
Ahh man, sunz of man teaching everywhere
Got the children over here, teaching them the problems
And it's the real one
Ahh man now we got the ? ? ? ? over there
The sunz of man solving problems, yo this the right one
Verse 1:
Guess this is the end, whatever how never, depart clever
But not deadered to be real or to be severed
A double-header, the black mecca respecta
Catchin wreck from whatever soul, clever, from chives to chedders
For the first setter who loves it wetter
Well I can make it better
In a bloodbath you letta
Black soggin, treaty, the ledger
Government minted, chedder, promisary and lettered
New order, enough to register kill or be killed measurers
Take you beyond the heist, forever so
Doin out little italy to mexico
Now who be the next to go
Will it be sam, will it be fran, or will it be cisco
Or strictly back to disco
However though one and my own one, soo
Never pet yo, full deck pro
The most sensitive intensity the world could ever expect, yo
Between two steels
To keep it real I remember we used to pick cotton out of fields
Got it real got it down, yo
Verse 2:
As I break yo fuckin bones into pieces
And make ya death the sweetest
Punch a hole through ya cleavage
By the way howard jesus
I hope you been baptized
Fucked up and meet ya maker, with two black eyes
And broken legs, a broken hip, and an iv attached to ya arm
I remain calm, for the storm
As I shake my javelin up in ya abdomen
And then I grab ya friend
And break his fuckin back, watch him collapse
And my servants clap, a standing ovation from the whole nation
Yall want more, I crank the chainsaw
Next thing ya knowin, his head start rollin
His body swollen, his fuckin tongue is stolen
No more groin or colon, he's just moaning and groaning
Exciting, clash of the titings, thunder and lighting
Reveal the sword of the viking, it's frightening
Put down yo fist they'll be no fighting
Just sacrificing, tonight is a good night to take yo life
And leave your carcass in the darkness
Where the jackals prowl upon your grave
Yo hear a howl from the cave
Then I snatch out your arms and give to your moms
Sing along sing along sing along
Verse 3:
Storm in my fiery harbor, til it get dark
Silver darts melt in your heart
Then we begin to march, until we rip this whole fuckin world apart
Verse 4:
My team be strong, we live right or wrong
Death come calm, sweet wit a charm
As I speak from the throne in my temple
My samurai sword made of metal chop through ya level
Devils in the mist, hate we exist
Clique form my fist, punch you in your shit
Styles murderous, sordid justice
Judge those who bitch, cut those who snitch
Modern egypt, diamond presidents
Drug measurements got us dead on cement
Robbin for rent, guage in the trench
Slave ever since, return of the prince
Constantine the great, never go for bait
Sunz of man plan, gold in every state
From railhook to libya deliver ya sword to the bombery
My armory run the economy
Rule is our policy
The deaf dumb acknowledge me
Like love peace and honesty
The thugs on the street hustle to eat
Cover you with sheets, we bury you in beats
Fasten my seatbelt my flame is soft melt
We bomb like a stealth and give food for health
Not a friend of me...
Verse 5:
Watching enemies stare, hostility floats in the air
If I have to blaze yo I just wont care
We roll in pairs, packin machines, movin supreme
My team gleam, like matches and gasoline
Soldier fanatic, seven slugs punctured the attic
He died a tread, it was passed the asking
In a bad position, ya should of stuck to yo fuckin religion
Im worse than prison, send yo bones to the pigeons
The demolitioner with the codse of honor
You want drama? I'll bomb yo and yo mama...
(Reverend)
Spin for feature or I hold for fruit
I need two more nudges and I'll drop the loot
Sure I'll jack it almost anytime
Here's a voice creeping from behind
(Tim)
No, no mate you wanna' hold the pears
Cos I've been watching you from over by the stairs
Turbocash is cool you wanna' let ‘em spin
But if the hoppers full you're guaranteed a win
(Reverend)
No, no mate why don't you understand
I've got a scheme a plan I've got it all in hand
I need a no-lose or an extra life
And me mobile's ringing. It's me wife
(Laura)
Where are you Jon what time will you be home
I've been trying to call just get your answerphone
I've told you once, I've told you times before
I can't get to sleep until you're through the door
Are you listening to anything I say?
We need the money, we got bills to pay
Don't get drunk and make sure you're not late
And don't be gambling please for goodness sake
(Reverend)
Back inside a frown adorns my face
Because I see this bloke's stepped in and took me place
What takes the biscuit, really tops it off
Is when the jackpot lights up, he's took the lot
(Anon)
Haha lad you see what I just did?
I just dropped the bandit, only spent a quid
Oh were you playing mate?
I didn't realise…
(Reverend)
I'm so skint and demoralised
(Tim)