Plot
Keywords: character-name-in-title, comedienne, non-fiction, stand-up-comedy
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Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!
Nicole Mary Kidman, AC (born 20 June 1967) is an Australian actress, singer, film producer, and humanitarian. Kidman began her career in 1983, starring in various Australian film and television productions until her breakthrough in the 1989 thriller Dead Calm. Following several films over the early 1990s, she came to worldwide recognition for her performances in Days of Thunder (1990), Far and Away (1992), and Batman Forever (1995). Kidman followed this with other successful films in the late 1990s. It was her performance in the musical, Moulin Rouge! (2001) which earned Kidman her second Golden Globe Award and first Academy Award nomination for Best Actress. Her performance as Virginia Woolf the following year in the drama film The Hours (2002) received critical acclaim and earned Kidman the Academy Award for Best Actress.
Kidman's other notable films include To Die For (1995), Eyes Wide Shut (1999), Cold Mountain (2003), The Interpreter (2005), and Australia (2008). Her performance in 2010's Rabbit Hole (which she also produced) earned Kidman further accolades including a subsequent Academy Award nomination for Best Actress. Kidman has been a Goodwill Ambassador for UNICEF since 1994 and for UNIFEM since 2006. Kidman's work has earned her a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, three Golden Globe Awards, one BAFTA, and an Academy Award. In 2006, Kidman was made a Companion of the Order of Australia, Australia's highest civilian honor, and was also the highest-paid actress in the motion picture industry. As a result of being born to Australian parents in Hawaii, Kidman has dual citizenship in Australia and the United States.
I know I stand in line,
until you think you have the time
to spend an evening with me.
And if we go some place to dance,
I know that there's a chance
you won't be leaving with me.
And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
and have a drink or two.
And then I go and spoil it all,
by saying somethin' stupid
like: "I love you."
I can see it in your eyes,
that you despise the same old lies
you heard the night before.
And though it's just a line to you,
for me it's true,
it never seemed so right before.
I practice every day
to find some clever lines to say,
to make the meaning come true.
But then I think I'll wait
until the evening gets late,
and I'm alone with you.
The time is right,
your perfume fills my head,
the stars get red,
and oh, the night's so blue.
And then I go and spoil it all,
by saying somethin' stupid
like: "I love you."
"I love you"...
[Jim Broadbent]
She is mine!!!!
[John Leguizamo]
I only seek the truth
I only seek the truth
I only seek the truth
(louder)
I only seek the truth
I only seek the truth
I only seek the truth
I only seek the truth
I only seek the...
[Alka Yagnik]
Chamma chamma re chamma chamma
Chamma chamma baaje re meri paejaniyaan
Re chamma chamma baaje re meri paejaniyaan
Tere paas aaun teri, saanson mein samaun...
Chamma chamma re chamma chamma
Chamma chamma baaje re meri paejaniyaan re
Chamma chamma baaje re meri paejaniyaan
(chamma chamma)
Baaje re meri paejaniyaan...
Re meri paejaniyaan (eh, chamma chamma)
(Eh, chamma chamma)
(Chamma chamma baaje re meri chamma)
Oh, yeah yeah... oh uo uo...
(Baaje re meri paejaniyaan)
(Baaje re meri paejaniyaan)
Tere paas aaun teri
Saanson mein samaun teri
Tere paas aaun teri
Saanson mein samaun raja!
[Nicole Kidman]
Oooo...........................................
(Oooooo.... ooooo...... ooooo..... ooooo....)
Kiss..., hand...
Diamonds..., bestfriend...
Kiss..., grand...
Diamonds..., bestfriend...
Men cold..., girls old....
And we all lose our charms in the end...
Oooooooooh.......
[All]
Diamonds are the...,
Diamonds are the...,
Diamonds are the...,
Diamonds are the...,
Diamonds are the...,
Diamonds are the...,
(slower)
Diamonds are the....
[Nicole]
girl's.... best..... friend....
[Jim Broadbent]
She is mine!
[Richard Roxburgh (the duke)]
She is mine...
Never knew I could feel like this.
Like I've never seen the sky before.
Want to vanish inside your kiss...
Seasons may change, winter to spring...
But I love you, until the end of time.
Come what may, come what may. I will love you until my dying day.
Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place...
Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace...
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste.
It all revolves around you.
And there's no mountain too high,
no river too wide!
Sing out this song and I'll be there by your side.
Storm clouds may gather and stars may collide.
But I love you. I love you. Until the end. Until the end
Of time..
Come what may, come what may, I will love you...
Nicole Kidman - Sparkling Diamonds
The French are glad to die for love
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat
Or help you feed your helpless cat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square cut or pear shape these rocks don't lose their shape
Cuz diamonds are a girl's best friend
Tiffany!
Cartier!
Cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl
Ah come and get me boys ow!
Black star, Ross Cole talk to me Harry Zidler, tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
There may come a time when a hard-worked employer thinks you're awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high so beware when they start to descend
Ooh..diamonds are a girl's best
Diamonds are a girl's best
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Let's make love
Yes! yes! tiger! Ole!
Zidler: EVERYTHING'S GOING SO WELL!(screams)
Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
[Satine]
The French are glad to die for love
They delight in fighting duels
But I prefer a man who lives
And gives expensive jewels
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flats,or helpyou feed your Pussycat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square-cut or pear-shaped
These rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
...Tiffanys..Cartiers..
[Satine and the Diamond Dogs]
Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
[Satine]
Come and get me, boys
Black Star, Ross Cole
Talk to me, Harry Zilder, tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
[Zidler and the Diamond Dogs]
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
[Satine]
There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
[Zidler]
Thinks you're awful nice
[Satine]
But get that ice or else no dice
[Diamond Dogs]
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
Oooo...Diamonds are a girl's best
Diamonds are a girls best
Diamonds are a girls best friend
[Satine]
Let's make love
Yes!
Oh, come on
Yes!
[Zilder]
[Satine]
Tiger!
Roar! Roar!
[Nini Legs-in-the-air]
Ole!
[Zidler]
Everything's going so well!
[Satine]
Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses.
Diamonds are a girl's best
Diamonds are a girl's best
I follow the night
Can't stand the light
When will I begin
To live again?
One day I'll fly away
Leave all this to yesterday
What more could
Your love do for me?
When will love be
Through with me?
Why live life from
Dream to dream
And dread the day
When dreaming ends?
One day I'll fly away
Leave all this to yesterday
Why live life from
Dream to dream
And dread the day
When dreaming ends?
One day I'll fly away
[Jim Broadbent]
She is mine!!!!
[John Leguizamo]
I only seek the truth
I only seek the truth
I only seek the truth
(louder)
I only seek the truth
I only seek the truth
I only seek the truth
I only seek the truth
I only seek the...
[Alka Yagnik]
Chamma chamma re chamma chamma
Chamma chamma baaje re meri paejaniyaan
Re chamma chamma baaje re meri paejaniyaan
Tere paas aaun teri, saanson mein samaun...
Chamma chamma re chamma chamma
Chamma chamma baaje re meri paejaniyaan re
Chamma chamma baaje re meri paejaniyaan
(chamma chamma)
Baaje re meri paejaniyaan...
Re meri paejaniyaan (eh, chamma chamma)
(Eh, chamma chamma)
(Chamma chamma baaje re meri chamma)
Oh, yeah yeah... oh uo uo...
(Baaje re meri paejaniyaan)
(Baaje re meri paejaniyaan)
Tere paas aaun teri
Saanson mein samaun teri
Tere paas aaun teri
Saanson mein samaun raja!
[Nicole Kidman]
Oooo...........................................
(Oooooo.... ooooo...... ooooo..... ooooo....)
Kiss..., hand...
Diamonds..., bestfriend...
Kiss..., grand...
Diamonds..., bestfriend...
Men cold..., girls old....
And we all lose our charms in the end...
Oooooooooh.......
[All]
Diamonds are the...,
Diamonds are the...,
Diamonds are the...,
Diamonds are the...,
Diamonds are the...,
Diamonds are the...,
(slower)
Diamonds are the....
[Nicole]
girl's.... best..... friend....
[Jim Broadbent]
She is mine!
[Richard Roxburgh (the duke)]
Ewan]
Love is a many splendored thing
Love lifts us up where we belong
All you need is love
[Nicole]
Please don't start that again
[Ewan]
All you need is love
[Nicole]
A girl has got to eat
[Ewan]
All you need is love
[Nicole]
She'll end up on the street
[Nicole]
[Ewan]
All you need is love
[Nicole]
Love is just a game
[Ewan]
I was made for loving you baby
You were made for loving me
[Nicole]
The only way of loving me baby
Is to pay a lovely fee
[Ewan]
Just one night
Give me just one night
[Nicole]
There's no way
Cause you can't pay
[Ewan]
In the name of love
One night in the name of love
[Nicole]
You crazy fool
I won't give in to you
[Ewan]
Don't leave me this way
I can't survive without your sweet love
Oh baby don't leave me this way
[Nicole]
You think that people would have enough of silly love songs
[Ewan]
I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no
[Nicole]
Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs
[Ewan]
Well what's wrong with that
I like to know
Cause here I go again
[Ewan]
Love lifts us up where we belong
Where the eagles fly
On a mountain high
[Nicole]
Love makes us act like we are fools
Throw our lives away
For one happy day
[Ewan]
We can be heroes
Just for one day
[Nicole]
You, you will be mean
[Ewan]
No I won't
[Nicole]
And I, I'll drink all the time
[Ewan]
We should be lovers
[Nicole]
We can't do that
[Ewan]
We should be lovers
And that's a fact
[Nicole]
No nothing would keep us together
[Ewan]
We could steal time
[Ewan and Nicole]
Just for one day
We can be heroes
Forever and ever
We can be heroes
Forever and ever
We can be heroes
[Ewan]
Just because I, and I will always love you
[Nicole]
I only can't help
[Ewan and Nicole]
Loving You
[Nicole]
How wonderful life is now
[Ewan and Nicole]
Never knew I could feel like this
Like I've never seen the sky before
I want to vanish inside your kiss
Every day I love more and more
Listen to my heart
Can you hear it sing
Telling me to give you everything
Seasons may change
Winter to spring
But I love you until
The end of time
CHORUS:
Come what may
Come what may
I will love you until my dying day
Suddenly the world seems
Such a perfect place
Suddenly it moves with
Such a perfect grace
Suddenly my life
Doesn't seem such a waste
It all revolves around you
And there's no mountain too high
No river too wide
Sing out this song
And I'll be there by your side
Storm clouds may gather
And stars may collide
But I love you until
The end of time
Repeat chorus
Oh, come what may
Come what may
I will love you
I will love you
Suddenly the world seems
Such a perfect place
I follow the night.
Can't stand the light.
When will I begin to live again.
One day I'll fly away
Leave all this to yesterday.
What more could your love do for me?
When will love be through with me?
Why live life from dream to dream?
And dread the day when dreaming ends...
(Christian: How wonderful life is now you are in the world)
One day I'll fly away
Leave all this to yesterday.
Why live life from dream to dream?
And dread the day when dreaming ends.
One day I'll fly away.