Sassy Squasher
Number
8 oz
Start Year
2011
Positions
Jammer/Blocker
Birthday
TBD
Bio
She ended her rookie season with a bang, that left her knocked up. But after taking a year off for some baby-wrangling, she’s back on the track.
About This Project
Distinguishing Characteristics
TBD
Awards
TBD
Derby Wife
TBD
Injuries Sustained
A couple gimpy fingers
Favorite Opponent
TBD
Derby Idols
TBD
Likes
Tattoos, whiskey, muscles, over-analyzing, and everything spicy
Dislikes
People who hang the TP backwards, interviews, running out of coffee, scumbags