About This Project
Distinguishing Characteristics
TBA
Awards
TBA
Derby Wife
Wife- Axe C. Dent Mistress-Glitterotica
Injuries Sustained
Broken rib (Dusty/Dozer), torn ligaments in right hand (Dusty), torn MCL in right knee
Favorite Opponent
Ghettostar Balactica
Derby Idols
Smarty Pants
Likes
Tattoos, rugby, dark beer, leather, Chicago Cubs, dive bars, rowing, traveling
Dislikes
Arthritis, losing, spandex, authority, injuries, rules, excuses