About This Project
Distinguishing Characteristics
Tall, long and lanky
Awards
RC Most Improved Player 2013
Derby Wife
Rasta Fury (but she's cheating on me with Lyka Boss)
Injuries Sustained
A permanent dent in my thigh from landing on someone else's wheel.
Favorite Opponent
My fellow Soviets, Crusha and Dot
Derby Idols
TBD
Likes
Texas, boots, sweets, chips and dips, volleyball, the Berlin Wall, nuclear warfare, threats
Dislikes
Being ignored, bugs, gravy, communists