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"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."
Why do you condemn Sickipedia and say it is only sick and twisted people who post jokes here, yet drink Lambrini and laugh hysterically at equally offensive jokes on 'Mock the Week' when your friends are round the flat?
You are a total cunt. Pack your bags tonight and fuck off. It's over.
Wipe it off and apologise.
Kinky bitch.
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