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Angela Becker enters the house of her recently deceased Aunt Millie after being contacted by estate lawyer Robert Wallace. Once there, she begins to realize the dark secrets hidden within. With the help of Robert, church counselor Duncan McGrainly and her insane sister, Mia, Angela is plunged into an odyssey of horrifying discovery.
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Re-Animate Her is the story of Ken, who responds to a strange ad which promises an end to his luckless love life. However, he's not quite sure what to do with all the body parts which begin showing up in his mailbox. When he sent off for his mail-order-bride, he didn't know that assembly was required.
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What happens when a naive straight boy from the outback inherits a rundown boarding house from an unknown spinster aunt? Plenty, when he discovers his aunt was a notorious lesbian with underworld dealings and the house he's inherited is the queerest boarding house in Sydney.
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Heidi, the star of the "Meet The Feebles Variety Hour" discovers her lover Bletch, The Walrus, is cheating on her, and with all the world waiting for the show the assorted co-stars must contend with their own problems. These include drug addiction, extortion, robbery, disease, Drug dealing, and even murder. While this is happening the love between two of the stars is threatened by the devious Trevor the Rat, who wishes to exploit the young starlet for use in his porno movie business.
Keywords: animal, animal-that-acts-human, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, attempted-rape, black-comedy, black-humor, controversy, coprophagia, coprophagy
Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun.
Sex, drugs and soft toys.
Welcome To The Jungle
Puppet spunk hits the fan!
From the creator of "Bad Taste", comes a movie with no taste at all!
Warthog: This is a lovely golf course, I'm tempted to join the club meself.::Bletch: No chance of that I'm afraid, Cedric.::Warthog: You mean they discriminate against Scots?::Bletch: No, they just don't want assholes in the clubhouse.
Bletch: Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?::Trevor: Sure, boss. It's the next big fad.
Bletch: Have you thought of a name for it, yet?::Trevor: I was thinking along the lines of..."Dennis does Daisy".::Bletch: No. That's lousy.::Trevor: How about..."Anal Antics"?::Bletch: "Anal Antics"... yes. It will appeal to the intellectuals. Do you think it will do as well as our last release and win the Hooker Prize?
Bletch: Shit! I was just about to pop my cookies!
Heidi: Eat lead you man-stealing slut!
Sebastian: Don't worry if you feel ashamed / It's been around for years / And thousands more that can't be named / Are interested in rears / Don't worry about hell / No harm will come to your soul / We're not a Pentecostal / And everybody's got an asshole / SODOMY!::Bletch: Trevor...::Trevor: Yeah boss?::Bletch: I want that fudge packer eliminated!
Sebastian: Heidi! You've been overeating again haven't you!::Heidi: Uh, no I haven't.::Sebastian: Then explain to me why there is black forest cherry cake i n your cleavage!
Trevor: Didn't you notice you were sitting on his face!::Madame Udder: Well, it was a bit uncomfortable but I thought it was my hemorrhoids.
Robert: I'm Robert.::Trevor: You may be Robert to your friends but you're fly shit to me! Piss off!
Trevor: I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.
Heidi is a 2005 British film directed by Paul Marcus. It Is based on the original novel of Heidi by Johanna Spyri. It tells a story about a girl who goes to stay with her grandfather, only to fall into the hands of an evil woman in Frankfurt.
You'd put me in the ground
Your crime is always against me
Do you feel what I could be?
I'm bigger than you'll ever be
You'd put me in the ground
(Can't throw me away)
You'd put me in the ground
(Can't throw me away)
You'd put me in the ground
I am what I must
Would you bite me till I'm dust?
You're terrified
Oh, you're terrified of me
(Question)
Why would you kill me? Even I, even I
(Answer)
'Cause I'd cut down your King tree
(Question)
Why do I frighten you? Why do I frighten you ?
'Cause I'd cut down your King tree
You'd put me in the ground
(Can't throw me away)
You'd put me in the ground
(Can't throw me away)
You'd put me in the ground
I can speak so softly because I have so much power
(Question)
I can speak so softly because I have so much power
(Question)
I can speak so softly
(Answer)
Because I have so much power
I saw her picture on T.V.
Inside I knew she was meant for me
All I know is I've got to have her
All I know is I think I love her
Ten years ago
I didn't know her name
But than I see her face again
All I know is I've got to have her
All I know is I think I love her
I'm in love Heidi
I'm in love with a slut named Heidi
Staying up 'til five in the morning
Makes me never want to say goodbye.
Looking in your big blue eyes
Says a million things to make me cry.
Seems like there is no way
To face another day.
Without your smile I'm sinking deeper,
Just going insane.
But for now I guess I'll say:
We'll see another day.
I won't forget the times we had together.
I can't stop thinking of you.
Is this forever?
Seems like this is punishment
Here without you.
I don't want to be away from you,
All of my words are true.
When I hold you close in my arms,
Stop the clock don't set the alarm.
I don't want to say goodbye to you,