Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt (2003)

Actors

• Curtis Armstrong (actor)
• Steve Blalock (actor)
• Jack Brewer (actor)
• Jack Brewer (actor)
• Ivar Brogger (actor)
• Ray Buktenica (actor)
• Carl Ciarfalio (actor)
• Silas Cooper (actor)
• Christopher Darga (actor)
• Chris Dawson (actor)
• John E. Goetz (actor)
• Frank Gorshin (actor)
• Bryan Hanna (actor)
• Bryan Hanna (actor)
• Frank Addela (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Taglines:

Holy reunion, Batman!

Quotes:

Adam West: [after driving all night to the Arizona border in the search for the Batmobile] I think the clue is in our past, somewhere...::Burt Ward: What's this? [removes flyer from under the car's windshield wiper]::Adam West: ...we still have to find it.::Burt Ward: [reads flyer] Hey Adam, look. The Highway to Arizona Bar is having a Happy Hour. Great place. Just down the street from the car museum.::Adam West: [grabs flyer and reads it with stunned disbelief] You... you... you *knew* about that place?::Burt Ward: [not getting it] Yeah. Why?::Adam West: [aggravated] Oh!::Burt Ward: [thinks about it and realizes they've driven all night for nothing] Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

Adam West: [after meeting on the set for the first time] Why don't we take some time and discuss our approaches to the role?::Burt Ward: Well, I just plan on saying my lines. [sees looks of surprise on faces of West and director] Is there more to it than that?::Adam West: [trying to put it delicately] Uhhh, well, yeah. Maybe a little

Adam West: [reading an invitation left on his front door] Alfred! I need you! [opens closet] Ah, what to wear? [sees one suit] Eh, too flashy. [sees another one] Too stuffy. [sees another one] Too formal. [comes across his old Batman costume] Too retro.::Jerry the Butler: [patiently after coming into the room] It's not Alfred, Mister West. It's Jerry. Alfred was the guy on the tv-show.::Adam West: There's a charity event at the car museum tonight. It seems I'm expected.::Jerry the Butler: [reads invitation] A little last minute, isn't it?::Adam West: Charity doesn't punch a clock, my friend.::Jerry the Butler: I guess you'll be needing your tuxedo.::Adam West: Nooo. I think something a little more in keeping with the times. Something a little less formal. Something... Clooneyish.

[Adam and Burt are sitting in the Batmobile at the charity event]::Burt Ward: Wow. You know, it seems like almost yesterday.::Adam West: Almost thirty-five years Burt. Time tumbles by.::Burt Ward: You know I forget what some of these buttons do.::Adam West: I wouldn't touch those if I were...::[Burt presses a button and oil slick sprays out onto the crowd]::Burt Ward: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Sorry, I didn't know it was loaded.::Adam West: That's why they usually left the driving to me.

Valet parker: Hey, if you're looking for the Batmobile, it went that way.::Adam West: [noticing he's wearing an eye patch] You have a sharp eye, my friend.

[Adam and Burt are about to fight four henchman at the Arizona Bar]::Burt Ward: Well?::Adam West: I say we fight our way out like we always did.::Burt Ward: We had stuntmen then. Even if mine was always on a coffee break.

Sexy fan: Can I get an autograph, too?::[exposes a portion of her left breast for Adam to sign on]::Adam West: You know this is a... permanent marker.::Sexy fan: Good. I hope it lasts forever.

[after Adam disarms a bomb]::Burt Ward: Good thing that bomb was a fake.::[the bomb explodes and Burt is sent flying out of the cave by the blast, Adam walks out unharmed]::Burt Ward: How come you didn't get burned?::Adam West: Stuntman.::Burt Ward: [disgusted] Dang!

[Adam and Burt are at a diner. Burt reads a menu]::Burt Ward: Holy lunch specials! Look at this.::Adam West: It appears to be a menu, Burt. Not an unusual thing in a place like this.::Burt Ward: But look what's *on* the menu, or rather *who*. A "Burgess Burger... "::Adam West: What?::Burt Ward: "Gorshin Franks and Beans... " "Cesar Romero Salad... " "Vincent Fries... " They even have drinks. Look, a "Julie New-Martini." [Burt hands Adam the menu and Adam reads it]::Adam West: "Art Chili Con Carney... " "Zsa Zsa Gabor... " "Liberace... " All these people disguised as daily specials!::Burt Ward: Almost every actor who played a villain our characters battled.::Adam West: Battled? Yes, and triumphed over. Any one of them could still be harboring a grudge.::Burt Ward: Adam, they're only actors.::Adam West: I'm sure they'd like us to think so, Burt. But there's more here than meets the eye. [Adam and Burt look around suspiciously] Very odd.::Burt Ward: What's that?::Adam West: [checking his watch] It's time for an act break, but that voice is strangely absent.::Burt Ward: *He* must be on a break.::Adam West: Possibly. But now that he's not here, I miss him.

[after the Batmobile's been stolen and leaves fire-tire tracks]::Charity Event Host: The Batmobile's been stolen.::Adam West: [holding up his car key] Using my key.::Burt Ward: Holy tire tracks! Look, they go from two to one. It went out on two wheels. That fiend.::Adam West: He may be a fiend, but he's an excellent driver.

Craig, Yvonne Filmography

• Ballets russes
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• The Definitive Elvis: The Hollywood Years - Part II: 1962-1969
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Hollywood Screen Tests: Take 1
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Comic Book Kid
  1993, role: producer
• Diggin' Up Business
  1990, role: actress , character name: Lucille
• Holy Batmania
  1989, role: actress , character name: Batgirl
• Jarrett
  1973, role: actress , character name: Luluwa
• How to Frame a Figg
  1971, role: actress , character name: Glorianna Hastings
• Three Coins in the Fountain
  1970, role: actress , character name: Dorothy
• In Like Flint
  1967, role: actress , character name: Natasha, the Ballerina
• Batgirl
  1967, role: actress , character name: Barbara Gordon
• Batgirl
  1967, role: actress , character name: Batgirl
• Mars Needs Women
  1967, role: actress , character name: Dr. Marjorie Bolen
• One Spy Too Many
  1966, role: actress , character name: Maude Waverly
• One of Our Spies Is Missing
  1966, role: actress , character name: Wanda
• Ski Party
  1965, role: actress , character name: Barbara Norris
• Milton Fox, Esq.
  1964, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Advance to the Rear
  1964, role: actress , character name: Ora
• Kissin' Cousins
  1964, role: actress , character name: Azalea Tatum
• Quick Before It Melts
  1964, role: actress , character name: Sharon Sweigert
• It Happened at the World's Fair
  1963, role: actress , character name: Dorothy Johnson
• Seven Women from Hell
  1961, role: actress , character name: Janet Cook
• By Love Possessed
  1961, role: actress , character name: Veronica Kovacs
• High Time
  1960, role: actress , character name: Randy 'Scoop' Pruitt
• Gidget
  1959, role: actress , character name: Nan
• The Gene Krupa Story
  1959, role: actress , character name: Gloria Corregio
• The Young Land
  1959, role: actress , character name: Elena de la Madrid
• Eighteen and Anxious
  1957, role: actress , character name: Gloria Dorothy McCormick