From the archives: Porno crossword clue anger

Basingstoke Gazette: Pensioner who looked up "Asian ass" on the internet is shocked - SHOCKED - to find plenty of Asian ass

Good thing he wasn't looking for wrinkled old beaver. Story comes complete with a "think of the kiddiewinks" plea.

Festival anger

Essex Chronicle: Councillors say they've been 'gagged' over V Festival

No loss of dignity there, at all.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Dumped litter anger

Get Surrey: Kids fuming at dumped litter

Also, a dumped dog

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Mystery axeman anger

Lancashire Telegraph: Maniac chopping chunks out of trees

Top crouching skills, those councillors. I'd vote for you.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Charity Bins Anger

Border Mail: Waste being dumped in charity bins

Who knows what horrors he has seen?

Spotter's Badge: Meredith

Noisy supermarket anger

Crawley News: Man kept awake at night by delivery vans

He's - oh-ho! - a LIDL bit annoyed!!!!1111

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Shoebury flood plain anger

Essex Echo: Flood plain 'won't cope' with new housing estate

One of our favourite Shoebury sea wall campaigners shot without props or badly-written signs. It's a sign of the apocalypse, I'm telling you

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Chicken sandwich anger

Your Local Guardian: Minor dispute over a packed lunch spins out of control as Britain First stick their oar in

And here are Britain First:

Yep - Last Of The Summer Wine cosplay.

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Fly-tipping anger

Essex Echo: Residents fed up with fly-tipping

Not to worry - the fiends have left a clue on the right there

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Wind farm anger

Eastern Daily Press: Wind farm injunction bars fishermen from working

Blimey, One Direction have let themselves go

Spotter's Badge: Dave, Mandy

Shoddy play equipment anger

Cambridge News: Mums convinced £350,000 play equipment not as good as the stuff kids on the other side of the city got

Bloody hell - we got a patch of concrete and were pleased to get that.

Spotter's Badge: James, Andrew

Bus timetable anger

Portsmouth News: People upset by new bus timetable

One of life's great constants - people will always be inconvenienced by new bus timetables

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

Baden Powell anger

Brentwood Gazette: Potholes "bringing down house prices"

Brentwood Gazette: Immigrants "forcing government to build on green belt"

Good grief.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Japanese knotweed anger

Aldershot News and Mail: Why isn't the council doing something about these weeds?

FAIL: You should have made the kid pose with a box of poison

Mouse in the house anger

Grimsby Telegraph: Why won't the council do anything about the mice in my home?

"Here kids - hold this box of poison for the camera"